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- [Narrator] Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
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smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the big go
[beep] yourself button
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on your remote control.
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[calm music plays]
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- This fucking girl
from England,
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who's claimed she's banged
over 20 ghosts,
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and now she's engaged
to one [laughs].
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- Okay
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- [Man In Blue Shirt] Are you
fucking kidding me [laughs]?
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- Just you're saying
that into my good ear.
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- I know , I even watched
her fucking interview she's--
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- [Man In Black Shirt]
She banged 20 ghosts.
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- Yep.
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- And now she's
engaged to a ghost.
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- Apparently they're better
lovers than real men.
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- Wow, she's just gotta.
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- [Ricky] And she's
fucking them.
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She's not a bad looking girl.
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I don't really get it,
it's weird.
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- I get it, she's got a
couple of screws loose.
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- Yeah, that's probably--
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- She wants wants to have a baby
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with this ghost
she's engaged to.
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So they're asking her, you know,
"well is
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"it gonna be a human baby?"
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And she said, "well, I'm hoping.
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"But, if it's not, you know,
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"it'll probably be a
phantom baby".
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- Well, you know what?
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- She believes in phantom
pregnancies, I guess.
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- But that's her only
way out of this.
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For her to actually
have a ghost baby.
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That's the only way she can get
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out of fucking not
looking like a crazy--
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- Oh no, she still looks--
- Well, you know what?
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I feel bad for her
- She still looks good.
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- I feel actually sorry for
her because she's clearly--
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- Insane.
- Out of her mind.
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- Maybe she's not, maybe
she's happier than all of us.
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She sure fucking seems like it.
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She met her fucking fiance ghost
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in Australia on an nature
hike [snickers].
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And then she's like, "normally
when I sleep with a ghost,
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"I have to leave the
ghost at the scene
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"cause they can't
really move around".
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But, she said "I was surprised
when I was flying home.
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- "He was on the plane".
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- And they went to the bathroom.
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And now she's part of the
mile high club.
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- No, with a ghost?
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You're fucking kidding me.
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[man in blue shirt chuckles]
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- [Man In Black T-Shirt]
Can We go get drunk now?
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Can we stop this?
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- Yes, I'm outta...
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I need another beer.
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- What the fuck, she seems...
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She said the fucking...
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She was just sitting
on the plane,
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and all of a sudden she
felt the ghost
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and the guy was like,
"what, did you get hugged?
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She's like, "no, I felt him".
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Like I think he must have been
inside of her, in the seat.
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And then they took it
to the bathroom.
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- So ghosts just float around
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and just fuck whoever they want,
do they?
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- That's quite a fuckin'--
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- Right through clothing too.
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- Quite a thing.
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- Well, he's a ghost.
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He can fuckin...
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He could be in between
her skin and the clothing.
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He could fit right in that--
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- They said, "is he old?"
- Little microscopic gap.
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- And she said, "yeah, he's
been around for a long time.
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"He's very wise".
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- So he's good at banging too,
obviously.
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- He's been fuckin' for
centuries now.
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[man in blue shirt chuckles]
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- [Man In Blue Shirt] So I
went to the props department,
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and found this big bag of dicks.
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[bag crackling]
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So, I figure what we'll do.
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Tie a bunch of these
together in a big ball.
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Put that on a pulley up
to the ceiling.
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They hit a trip wire,
[bell dings]
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of the big fucking ball of
dicks, smack, right in the face.
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It's gonna be fuckin' awesome.
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So just take about four dicks,
I guess.
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Grab 'em by the ball sack.
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Then tie them around
the ball sack.
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Leave a bit of length so you
can tie them all together.
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I can't wait to see the
fuckin' look on their face
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when they get hit in the face
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with about fuckin' 25 dicks.
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Fuck you.
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All right, well we've
got six left,
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so we'll just tie all
these little guys
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and do a little six fuckin'
pod here.
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That'd be weird if you
had one of those.
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Huh [laughs]?
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What would you do with that?
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All right, so once you get
dicks your all tied off...
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It's kind of weird how
that worked out.
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Two groups.
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You wanna tie them all together.
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So you get some fucking twine.
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Circle it around all the balls.
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Fuck off.
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All right, holy fuck
that's heavy.
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That's gonna fucking hurt.
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So getting a big ball of dicks
in the face is not great,
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but getting a big ball
of butter dicks
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in the face is even fuckin'
worse.
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And then, you know, when
someone's got coming
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through the offs
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and they got butter
and shit all over them,
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and you say, "hey, dick
butter, "the fuck are you doing
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"in my fuckin', my office?
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"Fuckin' with all my
tools and shit".
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So, that's gonna be...
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Oh, that's fucking nasty.
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Oh, they feel so weird.
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All right, so imagine
taking that fucking thing
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in the fucking face.
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All right, so now I'm gonna
take my big ball of dicks
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all buttered up.
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Gonna hang 'em from the
ceiling from the pulleys.
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Set up my little trip wire,
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and we're gonna see on
camera next time
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who's fuckin' with me cause
they're gonna get this right
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in the fuckin' face.
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[tense music plays]
[foot steps approaching]
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[pulley creaks]
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Just setting the last of
my trip wire here
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for the big ball of
butter dicks.
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So everybody be careful here.
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Don't hit this fucking wire
or you're gonna get a big ball
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of butter dicks right in
the fucking face.
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Which would be kind of funny,
but.
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All right, now that's done.
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We're gonna move on to
fuck you trap number three.
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[bell dings]
The flour blaster.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[flour sprays]
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The flour blaster is a
great way to fuck someone
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over especially if they get hit
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with the fucking piss
balloons first
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and they get hit with flour.
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I mean, it's gonna
be pretty easy
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to tell who the fuck
has been in here
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and fucking with all my stuff.
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So, with the flour blaster,
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you're gonna need an
air compressor.
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Just need a little bag
of flour about this size.
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You wanna run a fucking
tube like this
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from your compressor.
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Cut a little hole in
the little baggie here.
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Don't keep it too big.
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The smaller, the better.
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Jam your little tube in.
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Secure that with a bit
of fuckin' duct tape.
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And you don't wanna turn
the compressor
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on until you're done just
in case it fucking goes off
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and blasts you.
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So that's already like that.
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You wanna open the bag
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and you can just have it sitting
here or anything like that.
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As soon as they hit a trip wire,
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basically the idea is the trip
wire is gonna be hooked up
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to this little fucking thing,
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and then, boom.
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[flour sprays]
Fuck
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Okay.
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That wasn't supposed to happen.
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[spits] Anyway, it does
work pretty fucking good
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as you can see.
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[exhales heavily] So I'm
gonna have to reset that.
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Run a fucking trip wire.
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For fuck sakes [spits].
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We're gonna get to the bottom
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of who's been in my
fucking shop fuckin with me
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and we're gonna fuck them.
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This is fucking ridiculous.
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Now I got it in my
fucking eyes, I can't see.
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[metal clanging]
[head smacks]
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Fuck.
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God damn it.
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[sighs] Fuck, all right,
get out the cut.
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I can't see a fucking thing.
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I need to smoke a fuckin' joint.
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We'll be back.
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[upbeat music plays]
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- I'm Matty Matheson,
and I'm here--
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- I'm Randy.
- Ran, not now.
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Just chill, man.
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I'm Matty Matheson,
and I'm here,
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and I'm gonna be cooking
rappie pie for the boys.
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We got Julian and the
Ricky and the Bubbles,
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and Randy, you're gonna help
me carry the bags, okay?
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- Yeah, but you're, you're
making cheeseburgers, Matty.
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- No, I'm not making
fuckin' cheeseburgers.
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- You're known for your
cheeseburgers.
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- But that's not
what I'm making.
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I'm making the boys rappie pie.
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I wanna make them
something I care about.
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I don't fucking care
about cheeseburgers, man.
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- But I don't want dessert,
Matty.
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I want a nice cheeseburger.
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Please Matty.
- Rappie pie is not dessert.
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It's chicken, it's potato,
it's crunchy.
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- I don't know what this
rappie pie stuff is.
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It's a frigging dessert.
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Like he's won awards
from his cheeseburgers
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for freaks sakes.
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Like stick to what you know.
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- I wanna make them something
that's really honest
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and a part of me,
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and then fuckin' Randy
fuckin idiot,
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he's just like "cheeseburgers."
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- If you do a good job, maybe
I'll make you a cheeseburger.
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- You'll make me a cheeseburger?
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- Well maybe, if you
carry the bags.
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I don't want you to be sad
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because I don't want some sad
mother fucker walking around.
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- I'll carry the bags.
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- Okay, you carry the bags.
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- Yeah, I'll do it.
- We gotta get the rappie pie.
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And if you do a good
job, you gotta help me.
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I'll make you a cheeseburger,
okay?
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- Deal.
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- Okay, Randy.
- Good grip.
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- Well, yeah strong hands.
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You got a strong hand, aye?
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- You're pretty handsome.
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- Well, okay.
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We're gonna go get some
fuckin rappie pie
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and maybe a cheeseburger for
my cheeseburger boy here.
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[upbeat music plays]
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- Hey, what's going on man?
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- [Butcher] Hey,
watch the glass.
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- [Matty] Fuckin' Randy, we're
at the fuckin' butcher shop,
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and he presses his greasy
fucking belly right
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into the glass, like a
fucking goddamn feral gorilla.
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It had the fucking
imprint on the glass.
251
00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,332
Gonna have to clean that up.
252
00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:00,816
Fuckin' get Hep C or something.
253
00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,370
Randy, he's just an animal.
254
00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:04,273
Just living outside of society.
255
00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:07,441
I need chicken for rappie pie.
256
00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,307
If you can just cut em in half.
257
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- Yep.
- That'd be great.
258
00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:12,862
And I'm trying to share
something like fucking intimate
259
00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:15,177
and a part of my heritage
with the boys.
260
00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,589
I wanna impress them.
261
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Be my first time hanging out
with them, I wanna look cool.
262
00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:22,346
- [Butcher] Two pass, or
you want it like that?
263
00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:23,839
- Just do it one more time.
264
00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,499
Oh yeah, that's gonna
make the patties
265
00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:28,361
for the boys [laughs].
266
00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:31,155
[upbeat music plays]
267
00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:33,611
- All right, boys all
set, there's your beef.
268
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- [Randy] Yeah, looks awesome.
269
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- You gotta make sure
for the rest
270
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of the day we gotta
be really good.
271
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Rappie pie's important.
272
00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,033
- I believe you Matty.
- Okay.
273
00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:44,314
- I believe you, I'm
very excited.
274
00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:45,592
- [Butcher] So whose paying?
275
00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:48,446
- Julian's got us looked after.
276
00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:49,834
- Yeah.
- Who's Julian?
277
00:09:50,762 --> 00:09:52,632
- Julian's got it.
- Yeah.
278
00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:53,591
- Julian who owns
279
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the trailer park.
- Is he here?
280
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Has he got money on him?
281
00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:58,247
- Yeah, no, he's out in the car.
282
00:09:58,287 --> 00:09:59,557
- Oh Okay.
- Julian.
283
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,259
I'm here to fucking
cook for the boys.
284
00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,670
And I'm not fuckin' paying
outta my fucking pocket.
285
00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:05,396
- You guys gonna come
right back with the money?
286
00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:06,782
- Yeah, absolutely, thank you.
287
00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,063
- Very nice meeting you.
- Nice to meet guys.
288
00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,201
- Enjoy the meat.
- Randy, let's go.
289
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,020
- Let's go, thanks.
- Okay.
290
00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,335
- [Matty] I feel bad
for that butcher shop.
291
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:16,651
But [groans] it seems like
everyone gets dicked coming
292
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down here.
293
00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:21,025
[upbeat music plays]
294
00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:23,447
- [Randy] Are we gonna
make cheeseburgers first
295
00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:25,254
before the rappie pie, please?
296
00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:26,109
- Dude, we got...
297
00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,322
I wanted to really make sure
298
00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,840
that the rappie pie is
perfect for the boys.
299
00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,800
- I'm famished, I need
a cheeseburger.
300
00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:33,178
- Okay, just if we so
if we stop...
301
00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:34,878
We need to stop talking
about the cheeseburgers.
302
00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,150
I'll show you how to
make the cheeseburger.
303
00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,597
- You will?
- Yeah, I'll get you.
304
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,667
We're gonna fucking do it.
305
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:39,947
We'll just do the
fucking cheeseburger.
306
00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,644
Rappie pie, I'll fuckin',
we'll do later.
307
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,775
- [claps] Cheeseburgers.
308
00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,644
- [Matty] Okay, fuck I
hate cheeseburgers.
309
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,888
[upbeat music plays]
310
00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:48,751
You like big patties, or
do you like small patties?
311
00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:51,266
- I like smaller patties,
but with more of them.
312
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:52,405
- Okay, more of them,
313
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,454
- Like multiple.
314
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,970
- Pat, like they're
triple stackers.
315
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,690
- Sure.
316
00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,065
- Okay so can you make balls?
317
00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,415
Kinda wanna, like
make meatballs.
318
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,762
Like that, is that okay?
319
00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:05,289
And as you do that, I'm
gonna make some secret sauce.
320
00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:07,109
- [Randy] How come mine
looks like an egg?
321
00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:08,739
- Well, you gotta fuckin"
pay attention.
322
00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,291
You gotta work really
hard right now.
323
00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,054
- [Randy] You don't squish
the balls hard.
324
00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,915
- No you you're gentle,
firm but fair.
325
00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,160
- Look, that's almost perfect.
326
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,402
- Okay, just a little
bit smaller.
327
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,683
- [Randy] Freak sakes.
328
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,484
- So I got yellow mustard,
ketchup,
329
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:26,270
and then we're gonna do mayo,
right?
330
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,096
And then these sauces.
331
00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,069
That's what makes special sauce.
332
00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:32,524
And then I'm gonna cut an onion.
333
00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:33,423
I'm gonna share your cuttin...
334
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,211
Can I share the cutting board?
335
00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:35,415
- Sure.
336
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,423
- [Matty] What's your
favorite cheeseburger?
337
00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:41,046
- The one that I'm just
about getting ready to eat.
338
00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:41,869
- That's your favorite one?
339
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,318
You haven't even had it.
340
00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,737
- Well, I'm just saying that
it's like every cheeseburger,
341
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,404
some cheeseburgers are
better than others.
342
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:50,230
Just, I don't like it
if it's a dried up piece
343
00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:51,331
of frigging shit, I
don't like that.
344
00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:52,635
- No.
- No.
345
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,607
- [Matty] Julian likes
fuckin' well done bullshit,
346
00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:55,344
doesn't he?
347
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:56,409
- Well Julian, yeah.
348
00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:58,509
He likes them lean, he's
got the muscles.
349
00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,995
- He's got fuckin' so
many muscles.
350
00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:01,719
And then some pickles,
do you like pickles?
351
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,925
- Love pickles.
- Okay, we got pickles.
352
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,213
[Matty grunts]
- And sausage.
353
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,592
Do you like sausage?
354
00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:08,733
- Yeah, but not for this.
355
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,452
- Well, I'm just..
356
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:11,348
You know, about that long.
357
00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,175
- Oh Randy.
358
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,245
[harmonica plays]
So I'm just gonna cut this
359
00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,485
on raw beef.
360
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,527
Always make sure you got raw
beef on your cutting board.
361
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:20,772
Cause you know what?
362
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,119
We're in the trailer park.
363
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,325
- [Randy] You're not supposed
to cut stuff on raw beef.
364
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,374
- Do you like eating
tartare, steak tartare?
365
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,230
Have you ever had?
366
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,303
- I don't like tar.
367
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,646
- No it's not tar, tartare.
368
00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:32,541
Have you ever had--
369
00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:33,549
- Tarter sauce, yeah.
370
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,270
- No, it's not tarter sauce.
371
00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:36,166
Okay, nevermind.
372
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:40,174
[upbeat music plays]
373
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,736
- [Bubbles] What's going
on, it's Bubbles here.
374
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,093
Fuckin trying not to freak out.
375
00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,400
I'm about to go into
Classified Studio.
376
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,574
Where it all goes down.
377
00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:02,888
Where he makes the hits.
378
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,230
I got T here with me.
379
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,436
T got me in tonight.
380
00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,344
- Listen.
381
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,031
- T Thanks for getting me in.
382
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,442
- When you come up
383
00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,167
in this mother fucker, don't
make a fool to yourself, yo.
384
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,213
- I won't, I'll try not to.
- We gonna hold it down.
385
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:13,139
We gonna spit some real shit,
yo.
386
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:14,521
You know what it is.
- Okay.
387
00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,692
I don't normally get
into places like this.
388
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,376
- But you know what it is
though, right?
389
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,079
- I think I do
- Listen.
390
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,970
Your two other friends,
they ain't here.
391
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,049
Listen, I got you.
392
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,050
You just be yourself.
393
00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:27,431
- So it's just me and T.
394
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:28,841
- It's me and you, I got you.
395
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,087
You cool though, don't worry.
396
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,739
- I don't normally get
into places like this.
397
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:34,187
T vouched for me.
398
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:37,057
And he's like, "Bubbles will
be cool, he won't fuck around".
399
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,852
- He fucking better be.
400
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:39,847
You know what it is.
401
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,438
- I will T.
- He's my problem.
402
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,025
This motherfucker.
- I will T, thank you.
403
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:45,723
[rap music playing]
- Yeah I'm just...
404
00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,135
You know, I'm in the
fucking right
405
00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,451
in the recording room here.
406
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:52,253
This is where they do
the vocals, right here.
407
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:53,139
Look at this.
408
00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,177
So if I could just
shoot a little bit
409
00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,322
of stuff while you're rapping
410
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,771
then this would be
fucking decent.
411
00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:58,632
- "Peeping In The Window?"
412
00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,215
Is that what you want to do?
413
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:00,813
Let's do it.
414
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,080
[upbeat rap music plays]
415
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,767
♪ Who's that peepin in
your window window ♪
416
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,049
♪ Class representing
outta Enfield ♪
417
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,257
♪ Got a habit I been
after something ♪
418
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,395
I dunno if you wanted it
creepy, I did it creepy.
419
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:13,465
- Quake Matthews doesn't
fuck around baby.
420
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:17,127
[upbeat rap music playing]
421
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:21,545
This is where all the
recording happens right here.
422
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,244
It's got all the fancy gear.
423
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:25,899
- What's up.
424
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,144
- Classified right there.
425
00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:29,827
♪ I'm trynna show em
what I'm worth ♪
426
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,529
♪ So I'm working till
I suffocate ♪
427
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,630
♪ Nobody wants to die over
worked and under paid ♪
428
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:38,186
[upbeat rap music plays]
429
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:40,984
- That's a bad ass rapper.
430
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,428
One of these days, I'm
gonna take you on.
431
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:46,058
- [chuckles] You know what,
I'm ready for you, Bubbs.
432
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,032
- Could you teach me how to,
you know, do some battle rap?
433
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,410
- You wanna stick
around an hour after
434
00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:51,721
this if you have time?
435
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,412
We can go through your
basics and stuff like that.
436
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,724
- That's weird.
[man in striped shirt laughs]
437
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,616
Stick around afterwards.
438
00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:01,936
♪ Shameless, the way I'm so
439
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,760
♪ Get to flipping like a Honda
440
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:06,659
♪ Motorola phone I'll blow
you're fucking tongue out ♪
441
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,108
♪ Bitch say something boy
442
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:09,428
♪ Lane checker
443
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,250
♪ Put us the map
444
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:10,978
♪ Cause I'm a legend
445
00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,193
♪ Get it
446
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,151
♪ East coast West Coast
know I got the ♪
447
00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,259
- [Bubbles] Everybody's
right on the liquor.
448
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:16,263
- [Man In Striped Shirt] Yeah.
449
00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,924
- Go down to Sobies to
the fish department.
450
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,022
Grab a big cod and start
socking on his lips.
451
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,088
That's what it tastes like.
452
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,028
- Who hasn't done that?
[men laugh]
453
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,931
- [Producer] Bubbles do
you play guitar?
454
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,819
- Yeah.
455
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:28,196
- Yeah do you wanna--
456
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,027
- [Bubbles] You want me
to try to put some guitar?
457
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,277
I'll fuckin' put some
guitar on there.
458
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,409
- Put some guitar on
that shit man.
459
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,788
- It matches your shirt
and everything.
460
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,309
- Holy fuck, look at that.
461
00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:39,899
Look at that, special order.
[men laugh]
462
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,219
[upbeat guitar music plays]
463
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,532
Are you looking for
country western or?
464
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:49,085
[upbeat rap music plays]
465
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:58,645
[guitar playing]
[upbeat rap music plays]
466
00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,242
Just wait, let me roll
my sleeve up.
467
00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:09,106
My sleeve's getting tangled up.
468
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,277
- [Producer] Come on folks.
469
00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,585
Lets get serious about
this shit dude.
470
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,557
♪ I got a habit I been
at this like an addict ♪
471
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:20,975
[upbeat guitar music plays]
[upbeat rap music plays]
472
00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:42,306
- [Producer] Fuck Bubbs,
you killed that shit.
473
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:43,236
[upbeat guitar music plays]
474
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,348
- Come on.
- It's over.
475
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,043
- [Producer] All right, I'm
gonna need three quarters
476
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,245
of the publishing.
477
00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:50,527
- Okay.
478
00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:53,051
[men laugh]
479
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:55,361
T I hope I'm not
embarrassing ya.
480
00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,953
I know you got me in
here tonight.
481
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,052
And I'm right on the liquor.
482
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:00,467
I hope I'm not embarrassing ya.
483
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:02,812
- Nope, we good, we on
the same lane.
484
00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:03,709
- Decent.
485
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:07,609
[chill music plays]
486
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,184
- It's almost dinner time,
and I am fucking pumped.
487
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,212
It's chicken finger day.
488
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,008
The greatest fucking
day of the week.
489
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,083
I mean, it's the little
things in jail
490
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:27,363
that really make being in
jail worthwhile.
491
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,081
And chicken finger day
to me is like,
492
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:30,567
I don't know, going to
the Olympics.
493
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:34,121
I mean, not as one of the
athletical guys or whatever,
494
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,636
but you know, someone
that works there,
495
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:38,435
and is pumped up cause well
it's the fuckin' Olympics.
496
00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:41,231
Anyway, I'm fucking
pumped, it's the Olympics.
497
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,987
Yeah, chicken finger day boys.
498
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:44,988
- You're gonna be
disappointed brother,
499
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:45,999
there's not no fingers.
500
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,170
- What are you talking about?
501
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,724
- We'll check it.
- Get me a fuckin' tray man.
502
00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,237
- [Man With Goatee]
Rick, tell fucking Billy
503
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,236
that peas and carrots
are frozen, man.
504
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,208
You guys' peas and
carrots frozen?
505
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:57,485
Fuck, it's not even cooked, man.
506
00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:58,874
- [Ricky] Oh man.
507
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,393
What the fuck is that?
508
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,495
- [Billy] Chicken nuggets.
509
00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:04,049
- [Ricky] It's
chicken finger day.
510
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,153
- [Billy] Yeah, it's
the same thing.
511
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:06,527
- [Ricky] No, it's not.
512
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:07,948
- [Billy] Yeah, it is,
it's the same thing.
513
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,123
- I want some fucking
chicken fingers.
514
00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:10,117
It's chicken finger day.
515
00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:11,118
- Here watch.
516
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,509
Chicken finger, two nuggets.
517
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,539
Two nuggets, chicken finger,
same thing.
518
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:15,846
- [Ricky] No, it's not
the same thing.
519
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,817
Where are the fucking
good kind chicken fingers?
520
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:18,985
- Ricky's mental battle
521
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,198
over chicken fingers
versus chicken nuggets
522
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,758
has been going on as
long as I can remember.
523
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,862
Since we were little guys.
524
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,236
And I think it started with Ray,
525
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,517
cause Ray always thought the
chicken fingers were a part
526
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:31,385
of the chicken wing that
actually came right off the bird.
527
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,180
And that nuggets were just
compressed meat
528
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,695
from various areas.
529
00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:37,254
And he taught that to
Ricky and it stuck.
530
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:40,328
And it's been going on and
I mean, thank fucking god
531
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,950
he doesn't know what
pop corn chicken
532
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:43,782
or chicken tenders even are yet.
533
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:44,882
- [Ricky] Do you have any
fucking chicken fingers
534
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,846
back there?
535
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,203
- No, I just have
chicken nuggets.
536
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,440
It's the same thing.
- Okay.
537
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,554
Wanna play like that, do ya?
538
00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:53,439
Fucking, Jesus.
539
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,274
- [Female Officer]
What's Ricky doing?
540
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,136
- He's in an awful hurry.
541
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,210
[female officer laughs]
542
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,420
- He's worked up
about something.
543
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,829
- [Female officer] What is that?
544
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,214
Does he have a shank?
545
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:04,135
- [Officer With Glasses]
He's got a shank,
546
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,137
and he's threatening the chef.
547
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,278
- I'm not doing the paperwork.
548
00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:08,837
- Do not threaten me with
that toothbrush.
549
00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:09,801
- Go in the fuckin' freezer
550
00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,358
and get some fucking
fingers for me only.
551
00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,011
I don't care, these guys are
fine with chicken nuggets,
552
00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,908
I'm not.
- I don't have any.
553
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,326
Just take the nuggets, come on.
554
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:19,092
- I'm not eating that fucking
ball and cock gut bullshit.
555
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:20,373
- [Billy] Just take a step back.
556
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,610
We can all calm down.
557
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,163
- He's right, they
taste the same.
558
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,056
- No, they don't.
559
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:24,963
- [Billy] It's the same thing,
560
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:25,961
- [Ricky] Those are bullshit.
561
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:27,202
They're not even the good kind.
562
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,195
- Look, do you see any
fucking beaks or balls,
563
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:30,307
or cocks or anything?
564
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,481
- Doesn't even look
like real chicken,
565
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:33,305
- Its all white fucking meat.
566
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,214
- [Male Officer] For
the love of fuck,
567
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:35,072
what's goin on in here?
568
00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:36,144
- Fuck off
569
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,245
- [Male Officer] Jesus,
fuck Ricky.
570
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,379
- [Ricky] What the fuck
is this bullshit?
571
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,558
It says chicken finger day.
572
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,702
And he's got chicken balls here.
573
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:42,842
- [Female Officer] What?
574
00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:44,321
- [Billy] They're nuggets,
they're chicken nuggets.
575
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,145
- [Ricky] Yeah, chicken
bullshit is what it is.
576
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,215
- [Female Officer] What's
the difference?
577
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,185
- I want some good kind
chicken fingers,
578
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,361
or I'm fucking shankin' Billy.
579
00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,735
- [Male Officer] What
are you serving up here?
580
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,945
- [Billy] Chicken nuggets,
frozen vegetables,
581
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,994
tarts salad, delicious.
582
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,746
- Put the fucking shank down
- Look at fucking sign.
583
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,373
- We'll get you some top
quality, A plus.
584
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:04,407
We'll have one of the fucking
guards run out to Costco.
585
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:05,654
Is that gonna make you happy?
586
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,307
- Yeah, it's gonna make
me very fucking happy.
587
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:08,354
- And I want chicken fingers
588
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:09,349
on chicken finger day
from now on.
589
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,590
Not this nugget bullshit.
590
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,247
So, I'm gonna get some
chicken fingers?
591
00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:15,112
- [Male Officer] We're
gonna get you
592
00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:15,974
some chicken fingers, Rick.
593
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,697
- Yeah, see Billy.
594
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:18,703
Great fucking.
595
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:19,874
- Now gimme the shank.
- It's not a shank.
596
00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:21,218
It's a toothbrush with
a tooth pick built in.
597
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,394
Just so we're clear.
598
00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,188
- [Male Officer] Yeah,
and this is my vibrator.
599
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,223
Hand it over.
600
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,228
We'll get you a new
one of these.
601
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,469
- [Ricky] All right,
I feel good.
602
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:30,442
Chicken finger day is not
fuckin' ruined [sighs].
603
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,400
- [Male Officer] Would
you like red wine
604
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:33,437
or white wine with that?
605
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:35,373
- Sparkling white
would be great.
606
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,715
All right, this is good boys.
607
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,004
- [Male Officer] We'll
make sure we get this.
608
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,961
- Enjoy your shitty
nuggets [laughs].
609
00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,759
You should have waited for the
good fucking chicken fingers.
610
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:45,865
Fucking dummies.
611
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,450
I'll be in my fucking cell.
612
00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:49,488
I want them delivered.
613
00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:50,874
- What's he talking about?
614
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,154
That's fucking quality.
615
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:53,461
- [Billy] Yeah, I know.
616
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,470
- I knew those guys were
fucking gonna gimme what I want.
617
00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:03,019
I mean, they know I'm not
gonna shank Billy probably.
618
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,444
I like Billy.
619
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,440
And I know they're fucking
watching the fights tonight,
620
00:21:05,471 --> 00:21:06,581
so their fucking lazy.
621
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,540
They don't wanna do a
bunch of paperwork
622
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:08,576
and be late getting outta here.
623
00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:11,412
So fuck them, I out
smarted them.
624
00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:13,442
- Pay per view is $120.
625
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:14,689
Not gonna waste my money
626
00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:18,211
over some fucking chicken
nugget fight, stupid.
627
00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:19,862
He wasn't gonna shank him.
628
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:20,899
He wasn't serious.
629
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,384
And if he did, I wouldn't
have to blame him.
630
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,699
- $1,200 Limit, are
you kidding me?
631
00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:27,771
I've got $1.75
million in assets.
632
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:31,216
Oh, I understand that,
I'm not working right now
633
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:33,835
because I have so much
money in assets, okay?
634
00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:36,158
I think you guys gotta go back--
635
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:38,161
- Julian, I got to to
talk to you.
636
00:21:38,193 --> 00:21:39,683
- Aight, just a moment please.
637
00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:40,262
What Bubbs?
638
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,469
- I gotta talk to you.
639
00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,607
- I'm trying to apply for
a fucking credit card.
640
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:46,717
- Did you have any of the
checking fingers Ricky's eating?
641
00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,653
- No, he won't fucking
share them with me.
642
00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:50,686
- Well, we got a
fucking situation.
643
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:53,483
The guys are saying Ronnie
rubbed them all over his bag
644
00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:55,419
before he gave them to Ricky.
645
00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:56,252
- Oh my fuck.
646
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,180
No, he didn't.
647
00:21:57,212 --> 00:21:58,592
- He had them up his ass crack.
648
00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:02,007
He had them in between his bag
and his legs doing a dance.
649
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,224
- Okay, so what do you
want me to do?
650
00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:05,533
- Oh, we gotta tell him,
don't we?
651
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,635
- No, we're not gonna
fucking tell him.
652
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:10,501
Do you want him to retaliate
against fucking Ronnie?
653
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:12,746
You know what that's
gonna fuckin do?
654
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,369
- Do we just let him
eat the fucking things?
655
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:15,992
They were all over his bag.
656
00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:16,924
- Okay, he's had one or two
657
00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:18,026
or three or four of them.
658
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:19,650
They've been fucking
dipped in his bag.
659
00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:21,373
Just let him continue
to eat the rest of them.
660
00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:24,199
He doesn't know obviously, okay?
661
00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:25,899
What does bag even taste like?
662
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,140
- I don't know, but it
don't feel right knowing
663
00:22:28,174 --> 00:22:28,934
that he's eating that.
664
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,248
And I'm just letting him.
665
00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:34,009
- Just make sure nobody else
fucking tells him, okay?
666
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,042
- This is fucked.
667
00:22:35,077 --> 00:22:36,147
- I know it's fucked.
668
00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:40,499
♪ Fucking for centuries
669
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:44,541
♪ I've been fucking
for centuries ♪
670
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:47,880
♪ And disappointing you
getting me tough ♪
671
00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:48,778
- Good singing Bubbs.
672
00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:50,849
- It's gonna be a
good night boys.
673
00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:53,606
- All right, boys, lets
get go some liquor drinks.
674
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,958
- Karaoke and we're singing
"Fucking For Centuries".
675
00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:59,335
♪ I have been Fucking
for centuries. ♪
676
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:04,418
[birds chirping]
[calm music plays]
677
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,655
[motor running]
678
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,570
[birds cawing]
679
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,915
[tense tone plays]
680
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:29,717
- [Narrator] Fuck off.
681
00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:34,317
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