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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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(TYRES SCREECH)
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(SIRENS WAIL)
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(AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(HORNS BLARE)
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Ohh!
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Man-
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Oww! Hey, bud- Where you been?
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Just got back from the Dentibot-
I needed a filling-
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Bet you chickened, though, right?
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Soon as that robo-drill started
screeching, I bet you were gone-
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Yeah- How d'you know that?
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You're still wearing a bib-
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Who needs a dental bot anyway, man?
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Half a bottle of GELF hooch,
can't feel a thing now-
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Anywhere-
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Starting to worry, actually-
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If it was me,
I'd get my teeth fixed, Gummy-
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Otherwise in a couple of years,
you'll be flossing with towrope-
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Eeh, eeh, eeh-
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(GUNSHOT)
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- Can you hear that?
- Hear what?
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That! Can't you hear it?
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It's driving me crazy-
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All over the ship, wherever I go,
there's this really annoying whiny sound-
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Yeah, it's you- Stop talking, it goes-
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Still there-
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You're still talking!
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Lister- This ship is falling apart-
I need some help-
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Don't look at me, Rimmer- I am busy today-
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Busy? And what are you doing today
that makes you so "busy"?
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I'm getting drunk-
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That's your day?
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Notjust any old drunk-
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I'm talking traffic-cone-hugging,
pavement-licking kershnickered-
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That's my day- Cheers-
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Er---what's this?
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Ah, I'm making a Father's Day card-
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You're making a Father's Day card?
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You? Who to?
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Well, let's round up the suspects,
shall we, Sherlock?
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First up, there's me dad-
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But you're your dad-
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You went back in time
and left your baby self
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under a pool table in a cardboard box-
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You're your own dad-
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So therefore I shouldn't get
any Father's Day cards?
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It's not my fault that due to some
time-travelly paradoxy sci-fi smeg
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I happen to be my own dad-
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I do this every year-
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I write myself a "Thanks for being
such an amazing dad" card,
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then I drink myself into oblivion
so I forget what I've written,
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and then 1 2 months later, on Father's Day,
which, by the way, happens to be today,
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Kryten delivers a Father's Day card
and I haven't got a clue what it says-
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How cool is that?!
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- Morning, sirs!
- Oh, he hasn't!
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Oh, I think he has, sir-
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He never forgets his old dad-
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I don't know how he finds the time,
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what with all the things
he's up to as well-
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Aww.
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Look at that!
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Dreads!
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Brilliant!
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I mean, how funny is that?
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Oh! What a brilliant card-
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Made it himself, you know-
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Oh, look, a bit of poppadom!
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Poppadom!
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Aww.
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Aww!
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So thoughtful-
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- Aww.
- Wait a minute-
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How can you even stand your dad?
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He abandoned you in a pub
in a cardboard box-
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The only thing he's ever given you
your whole life
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is a rattle and a few air holes-
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What kind of a dad is that?
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That's true, yeah-
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That's right-
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That's---that's not right, that, is it?
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There it is again, that whiny sound-
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You're talking again!
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RIMMER: Number 32-1 2 required,
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and a replacement
valve-housing gasket for 1 7-
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Noted, sir-
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I thought the new computer
was supposed to be helping with all this-
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It's not uploaded yet, sir- Later today-
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MACHINE: Hey, Kryten, how's it going?
Great night last night.
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You can say that again, 1 6!
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We had quite a night of it
last night, sir-
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Me and a bunch of the dispensing machines
got together and played Chinese Whispers-
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We had so much fun-
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Now, the sentence started as,
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"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,
on the slit sheet, I---"
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- Kryten-
- Yes, sir?
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- Shut up-
- Yes, sir-
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I'm not remotely interested in some
stupid parlour game you were playing
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with a talking condom machine
and two Lil-Let dispensers-
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Yes, sir- Sorry, sir- Thank you, sir-
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While we're at it, Chinese Whispers -
isn't that racist?
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Basically, what you're saying
is that Chinese people
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can't convey a simple piece of information
to one another-
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Now, if that's the case, how come
they invented acupuncture, gunpowder---
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laundry, and those funny little hats?
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Chinese Whispers -
it's offensive, racist and wrong-
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Ask around, I think you'll find I'm right-
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So, how can I help?
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I need some advice-
I wanna be a better father to my son-
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What kind of person is your son?
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Ooh, tough question-
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If I had to sum him up in one word,
it would be---ohh---
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awesome?
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And he's smart-
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I mean, OK, not book-smart, but that's
only cos he hasn't read any books-
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If he had, then who knows?!
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And he's a killer guitarist-
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You know, when he's had a few,
he is up there with Hendrix-
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So what's the problem?
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He's in a rut-
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He's not going anywhere-
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No job, no girlfriend, and to be honest,
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I know I shouldn't,
but I kind of blame myself-
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So he's a total bum-
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Total bum?! I don't think so-
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A bum, maybe, but total bum? No way-
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(BLEEPING) Ah! That's weird-
I don't seem to have your son on file-
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Ah, well, there's a reason for that-
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He should register! He's missing out
on a whole raft of privileges-
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Is he?
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Free Christmas champagne!
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His own TV and game package!
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It'll only take five minutes-
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Quick medical, so we can set up his bios
for stasis, and he's done-
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What's his name?
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- Dave-
- Same as you!
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I'll open a file for him right now-
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Done- OK, here's what I think-
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Tough love-
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Set him goals-
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He doesn't achieve those goals,
kick his butt-
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Kick it hard! Tough love-
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- Tough love-
- Tough love-
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That's a great question, Kryten.
Is Chinese Whispers racist?
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Leave it with me. I'll do some research.
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Hi, Garby-
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So you're a cat of the world -
what do you think?
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Eh, I dunno, 1 6-
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But you got me intrigued-
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Let me ask around-
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Thank goodness for that derelict, sir-
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I am just so excited at the prospect
of having a new computer!
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We so miss Holly-
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It's true - we just don't get the same
quality of cock-up these days, do we?
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OK, sir- The computer is ready to launch-
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Here we go, the "pref" menus-
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Ah-
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Male or female?
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Female- Not really bothered-
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Doesn't really matter- Female-
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Age - 25, 50, or 75?
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Whatever-
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Let's not get held back by this, Kryten-
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25-
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Blonde or brunette?
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Honestly don't care-
It doesn't matter- Not important-
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Blonde-
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Breast size-
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I can't honestly believe they actually
still ask that question these days-
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It's absolutely ludicrous, it really is-
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I totally agree with you, sir-
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I'll choose the first one-
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- 30A-
- Hang on!
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What's the hurry, Kryten?
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Everyone knows you don'tjust pick
the first thing that comes into your head-
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What's that one down there at the bottom?
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That's---a 36D, sir-
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Fine- Go with that one-
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Whatever-
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36D it is-
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- I've already highlighted 30A, sir-
- Kryten,
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don't argue- 36D it is-
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- But sir!
- Kryten, it's not important-
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I don't know why you're making
such a fuss about this-
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36D- Select it- Moving on-
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But I'm not making a fuss, sir-
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- I'm just---
- OK, I'm pulling rank-
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I order you to select 36D
as the breast size for the new computer-
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And that's an order-
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Selected, sir-
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Ah, now---
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Personality-
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- Whatever-
- Oh-
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Accent?
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Whatever-
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- Frame size-
- Your call- Let's launch- Who cares?
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KRYTEN: Close-up chosen-
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Ah, there we go-
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Oh, I really like that frame size,
don't you, sir?
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Hey-hey! Ooh!
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Hello- My name's Pree-
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It will take a few moments
for my database to initialise-
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Oww! Nice pixels!
Hey, buds, what's happening?
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We're just launching
the new computer, sir-
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Here we go-
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Greetings, gentlemen-
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My name is Pree,
and I will be your new ship computer-
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I have many functions,
including predictive behaviour technology-
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- Predictive what?!
- Like predictive text on a cell phone,
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predictive behaviour technology
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anticipates your actions
based on past behaviour
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and performs
the rest of the action for you-
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- How's she able to do that?!
- Well, best guess,
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she builds behavioural algorithms
from the ship's security footage,
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so she's able to guess
how we're most likely to behave
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in any given situation-
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Exactly right, Kryten-
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What about maintenance?
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Can you repair the ship's
engineering faults?
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I already anticipated
you'd ask me that question, Arnold,
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and I've repaired all the faults
on B Deck already-
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There is now a 98% probability
you will discuss
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my potential for changing your lives
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and reach the conclusion that you're
looking forward to seeing me in action-
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You now no longer need to have this
conversation and can do something else-
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So now we don't have that conversation
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and move straight on
to the next conversation?
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Your next conversation
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is a conversation about
not having the previous conversation,
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saying you were looking forward
to the previous conversation,
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and now feel a bit lost,
not having had that conversation-
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You conclude you will probably get used to
hearing the results of your conversations
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and no longer having
the conversations yourselves-
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Hey! New computer!
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Predictive-
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Knows what you're likely to say and do
in any given situation-
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Heh-hey, that could come in handy!
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Got a job for you-
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I know-
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(GROANS)
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Kebab pillow-
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I must have got trashed last night-
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Throbbo-
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What's this?
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Don't remember making this-
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Hi, son.
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It's your dad here.
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- Dad!
- Here's the plan-
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I'm gonna give you some advice.
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Kind of a "do as I say, not as I do"
kind of style.
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Then I'm gonna get totally trashed
so I forget what I've said,
252
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,399
and then when you watch this,
253
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:16,199
you'll feel like you've got a totally
normal, ordinary, regular dad, yeah?
254
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,959
I don't remember making this-
255
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,959
Rimmer's right.
256
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,919
I've never been a proper dad to you.
257
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,159
Never watched you play zero-gee,
258
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,359
never encouraged you, gave you advice,
259
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,039
kicked your big fat butt
when it needed kicking.
260
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,799
Maybe that's why
you've ended up like this.
261
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,199
Like what?
262
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:42,679
You're a big, big disappointment to me,
David, you really are.
263
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,039
- What?
- No ambition. Sitting about.
264
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,119
Wasting your life away.
265
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,839
And you're not looking after yourself.
266
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,639
And you drink too much.
267
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,079
It's getting worse.
268
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,799
I'm doing OK-
269
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,919
"I'm doing OK," you're probably saying.
270
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,039
"I'm doing OK." But you're not.
271
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:05,039
I mean, you could have been so much
more, and-and you know it.
272
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,479
Who are you to tell me what to do?
What have you ever done with yourlife?
273
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,519
(BOTTLES CLANK)
274
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,199
(MORE BOTTLES CLANK)
275
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,759
You've gotta get yourself an education.
276
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,199
At least get good at something,
and then...
277
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:33,119
and then build a home, a proper home,
and then go and find Krissy.
278
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,039
And how do I do all of that?
279
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,919
Er...
280
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,439
Step one.
281
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,879
Enrol in the Jupiter Mining Corporation
engineering programme.
282
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,679
Er, step two, get that filling fixed.
283
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,319
And then play the next message.
284
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:50,999
So!
285
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:55,159
You had to enrol in the Jupiter
engineering mining programme
286
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,719
and get that filling fixed.
287
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,759
How did it go, eh?
D'you make your old man proud?
288
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,279
You didn't do it, did you, David?
289
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,759
No!
290
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,719
You just skipped ahead to the next
message to see what I'd say, didn't you?
291
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,079
Yes, Dad-
292
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,119
I knew you'd do that. It was a test.
293
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,559
- Sorry, Dad-
- Now, get your filling fixed,
294
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,519
no messing,
then play message three, yeah?
295
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,439
What, d'you think I'm stupid?
Is that what do you think?
296
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,999
D'you think I'm stupid, eh?
297
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,759
Get the filling fixed,
then play the next message!
298
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,839
What the smeg?
299
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,319
Don't swear.
300
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,839
How the smeg d'you know
I was gonna swear?
301
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,439
Let me make one thing
crystal clear, young man.
302
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,719
I will not be having any of your nonsense.
303
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,279
While you're living under my roof,
on my spaceship,
304
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,399
you abide by my rules.
305
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,439
And if you don't like it,
well, you know what you can do.
306
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,959
Now, if you skip ahead one more time,
307
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,759
I'm gonna flush that guitar of yours
out of an airlock.
308
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,959
Now, get the filling done now.
309
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,479
Thought I'd finally do
what you wanted, did you?
310
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,839
Well, you got that wrong-
311
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,919
Message four. Good.
We're finally making some progress.
312
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,599
- Wrong!
- Finally learned a little bit of respect.
313
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,319
- Wro-ong!
- By the way, see your guitar?
314
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,959
Go on. Go over there.
315
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,399
Give us a song.
316
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,999
What's he up to?
317
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,359
Have a look out of that porthole there-
318
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,719
See that tiny speck
half a light year away?
319
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,639
That's your Gibson Les Paul, that is.
320
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,839
No!
321
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,719
Tough love. D'you want some more?
322
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,439
Now, enrol in the mech engineering
programme and get the filling done now!
323
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,639
Or you'll get some more Daddy Discipline.
324
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,839
I really loved that guitar!
You don't understand me!
325
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,759
I hate you! Bastard!
326
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,439
Evening, Pree-
327
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,719
Glad you had such a good day, Arnold-
328
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,479
So sorry this evening's
going to be such a nightmare-
329
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,199
Ah, but it's not-
I'm gonna put my feet up and watch TV-
330
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,159
Put on VictorySouth for me, will you?
331
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,999
A fascinating drama series about the
American Civil War where the South win-
332
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,879
Loved series one,
really looking forward to series two-
333
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,799
I deleted all 24 episodes
earlier this morning, Arnold-
334
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,039
What?!
335
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,399
I watched them all yesterday,
and you didn't enjoy them-
336
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,279
But Ihaven't seen them-
337
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,279
But if you had,
you wouldn't have enjoyed them-
338
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,359
But series one was brilliant!
whydidn't I enjoy them?
339
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,399
All your favourite characters
were killed off,
340
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,519
including the busty blonde heroine
with no personality-
341
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,719
Aww, I loved her-
342
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,039
What am I supposed to do now?
343
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,399
I thought you could use that time
more fruitfully,
344
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,959
perhaps finally reading warAnd Peace.
345
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,519
I want to unwind, relax-
346
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,479
Not read a book that's longer
than Rapunzel's pubic hair-
347
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,599
Sir, come quickly!
B Deck is in total disarray!
348
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,079
B Deck, the floor Pree repaired?
Pree, what's happened?
349
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,959
I thought you were gonna repair all this!
350
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,479
I did- And thanks to
351
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,599
my predictive capabilities,
I was able to carry out the repairs
352
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,759
in the exact manner
you would have instructed-
353
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,039
It's one botch-up after another,
354
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,999
with no regard to safety procedures
or good workmanship!
355
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,159
Exactly-
356
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,559
How can you be a top computer
if you do something like this?
357
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,439
Ididn't, Arnold, you did-
358
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,199
I merely duplicated
what you would have done-
359
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,479
I don't understand!
360
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,919
I'm programmed to align myself
with the ship's senior officer
361
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,079
so computer and crew can perform as one-
362
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,599
What the senior officer would do,
I do for them-
363
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:38,719
You're saying because I would have cocked
all this up, you cocked it all up for me?
364
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,599
Precisely-
365
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,319
Well, this is really embarrassing-
What do I do now?
366
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,559
You now have a conversation with Kryten
where you blame him for everything
367
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,159
and then stride off indignantly-
368
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,319
There is now no need
to have this conversation
369
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,679
and you go straight to your exit-
370
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,399
Is this the line for the Dentibot?
371
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,839
Get in the queue, bud-
372
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,319
What's up?
373
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,759
Oh, filling-
Finally decided to get it done-
374
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,559
Got a question for you-
Been driving everyone nuts-
375
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,399
If anyone knows, you'll know-
376
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,759
Here's the question-
377
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,319
Are Chinese whiskers racist?
378
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,079
- Are Chinese whiskers racist?
- Mmm-
379
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,879
D'you mean those wispy little
Mandarin beards like Fu Manchu?
380
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,599
Exactly-
381
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,679
Dunno- D'you know who might know?
382
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,439
That Asian fast-food machine on B Deck-
383
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,119
- Taiwan Tony?
- Taiwan Tony- Bet he'll know-
384
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,839
Why would he know?!
385
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,359
Cos Taiwan Tony's from Taiwan,
and Taiwan's a bit---Chinesey-
386
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,159
Taiwan's a bit Chinesey?
387
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,439
Of course it is!
388
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,839
I'll ask him-
389
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,039
(WHISTLES)
390
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,039
Hang on, what are you doing here?
391
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,119
Heard we're nearly out of anaesthetic-
Thought I'd grab the last tank-
392
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,999
We've only got one tank of anaesthetic?
393
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,159
One tank, and I'm gonna grab it!
394
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,759
But you don't need it, right?
395
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,119
Don't need it now. But one day I will!
396
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,679
I'm always collecting things I don't need
for when I need 'em-
397
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,519
You got to think ahead!
398
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,159
But I need that anaesthetic now-
399
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,239
See? You didn't think ahead!
400
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,719
This is what I'm saying-
You to got think ahead-
401
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,759
Look, I've got a cavity a stretch limo
could do a three-point turn in-
402
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,359
I need that anaesthetic-
How about we share?
403
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,559
Hey, bud, never ask a Cat to share-
404
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,799
As a smash in the face often offends!
405
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,319
- (BINGING)
- Hey, that's me!
406
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,839
Wish me luck-
407
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,959
You realise we are out of anaesthetic-
408
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,439
It's only pain, right?
409
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,679
I can handle it-
410
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,119
Proves I'm alive-
411
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,999
I embrace it-
412
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,239
And as for the brain-smouldering agony,
I've been told I'm not squeamish-
413
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,239
I can certainly watch
those medical programmes
414
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,799
where they pull the beating heart
out of a human chest and still eat pizza-
415
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,599
So, a new filling, without anaesthetic?
I say come on,
416
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,359
bring it on-
417
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,199
Let the drilling commence-
418
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,039
(DRILL WHIRRS)
419
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,079
Hey, that's the second bib
we've lost this week!
420
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,479
Great chow mein-
421
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,039
(PARODY "ASIAN" ACCENT)
Oh, you like the chow mein?
422
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,559
That good. I make it myself.
423
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,759
- Got a question for you-
- Hmm?
424
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,039
Are Chinese whiskers racist?
425
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,359
Ohh. That a very strange question, Mr Cat.
426
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,279
Leave with me- I ask people-
427
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,479
People who pass, I ask, every time.
428
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,719
Thanks-
429
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,879
Did you get that filling done?
430
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,479
Yes, sir- I did, sir-
431
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,199
All filled up- All done-
432
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,279
Don't you lie to me, David Lister.
433
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,879
You chickened out again, didn't you?
434
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,199
Yes, Dad-
435
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:41,639
Well, this is gonna hurt me
a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.
436
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,119
But you...you leave me no choice.
437
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,399
Ohh!
438
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,319
Hello? Aspirin-
439
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,399
Hello?
440
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,079
I'm afraid the dispensers, Dave, are only
programmed to serve registered crew-
441
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,799
Oh, new computer, hi!
442
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,479
I am registered crew-
443
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,639
Not any longer, former crewman-
444
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,439
You resigned from Red Dwarf last night-
445
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,279
Resigned? You what?
446
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,759
Oh, that wasn't me! That was me dad!
447
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,319
Who, OK, is me, but it wasn't me
that resigned, it was him-
448
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,559
Look, we'll start again- I'm me,
449
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,039
and my dad's me,
because I'm my own dad-
450
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,719
Now, to teach me a lesson,
he - my dad - resigned-
451
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,879
Although he resigned and he is me,
I don't wanna resign cos I'm not him,
452
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,359
even though he's me-
453
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,719
It's clear-
454
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,479
Totally clear, former crewman-
455
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,879
Don't say "former crewman"!
Present crewman-
456
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,919
Your resignation has just been processed
457
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,559
and your free oxygen allowance
will terminate today at noon-
458
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,559
That's---ten minutes' time!
459
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,239
D'you know what?
I'll---I'lljust re-enlist-
460
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,879
The only way to re-enlist is to apply
for one of the JMC undergrad programmes-
461
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,199
Ha! Yeah- That was his plan all along-
462
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,359
Just one question, former crewman-
463
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,399
Are you 2 1 or under?
464
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,519
Well, my haircut is- Does that count?
465
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,959
I'm sorry, former crewman-
466
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,999
That makes you ineligible
for the programme-
467
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,439
And since the JMC is no longer obligated
to provide you with oxygen,
468
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,319
your free supply will end
in eight minutes and counting-
469
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,239
Ooh! I really need oxygen,
it's really important to me lifestyle!
470
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,959
You need to leave-
471
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,599
I'm not going anywhere-
Where will I go? I'm not leaving-
472
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,719
You're leaving-
473
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,439
No, I'm not- I'm staying here-
474
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,999
You just watch me not leave-
475
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,159
WOMAN'S VOICE: Dave!
476
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,319
Is that you?
477
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,679
Dave!
478
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,839
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
479
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:52,439
My friend, Mr Cat,
he has very strange question.
480
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,639
So, I ask everyone who pass.
481
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,319
See if they know.
482
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,639
What's the question, TT?
483
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,999
Do...
484
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,519
Chinese knickers have braces?
485
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,439
"Do Chinese knickers have braces?"
486
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,759
Well, I suppose some of them do-
487
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,679
Maybe for that extra feeling
of security if, say,
488
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,519
you're a woman jumping out of a plane
in a skirt-
489
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,799
That what I thought!
490
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,879
Who wants their pants flying off
at 1 0,000 feet?
491
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,679
It a long way down,
and draughty all the way.
492
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,679
Leave it with me, TT- I'll ask around-
493
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,759
Oh, you know who might know?
494
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,399
Dispenser 55, down on G Deck-
495
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,239
Don't waste your time! He know nothing!
496
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,439
He all pre-package! All microwave!
497
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,039
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
498
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,719
(ALARM BLARES)
499
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,879
No way- Can someone help?!
500
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,519
Help me!
501
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,399
I'm being apprehended!
502
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,519
Kryten, help me!
503
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,119
I'm being chucked out!
504
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,519
YourJMC oxygen subscription
will end in 30 seconds-
505
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,879
Hang on, I've gotta get my gloves on!
506
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,239
And counting-
507
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,879
Look, I'm not ready!
I've gotta get my stuff on!
508
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,999
Expulsion time, ten seconds and counting-
509
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,039
(MUFFLED COMPLAINTS)
510
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,439
Ten-
511
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,039
- Nine- Five- Four-
- Just give us ten seconds---!
512
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,959
Aaah!
513
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,799
That wasn't ten seconds!
514
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,799
Thank you for breathing JMC oxygen,
and we hope sometime in the future
515
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,559
you'll decide to breathe our oxygen again-
516
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,119
Have a safe onward journey- Goodbye-
517
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,879
(ALARM BLARES)
518
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,719
What the hell is that?
519
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,399
An airlock's opened,
and the ship's just ejected something!
520
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,159
Oh! It looks like a little man
in a spacesuit!
521
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,399
That's not a man- That's Lister-
522
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,079
What's he doing out there?!
523
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,119
- Gentlemen-
- What's happened to Lister?
524
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,559
He resigned, Arnold, and as a consequence,
our mission goal has now changed-
525
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,679
There's no longer a requirement
to return Crewman Lister to Earth,
526
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,839
nor is it fiscally prudent
to return or crew this ship-
527
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,639
Mindful of the Space Pollution Act,
528
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,519
JMC policy dictates
the ship should dispose of itself
529
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,479
by flying straight into the nearest sun-
530
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,679
What?!
531
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,999
What about us?
532
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,999
Never mind us, what about me?
533
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,119
No need for alarm, Arnold,
you can come too-
534
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,879
In fact, I'm instructed to offer you
a new position as supervising officer
535
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,799
on our voyage
into the heart of the solar core-
536
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,919
Mission name: Operation Sizzle-
537
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,359
Or if you prefer, Arnold, your hologrammic
unit can be shut down now-
538
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,439
So, I have a choice-
539
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,759
Get turned off now, have a non-existence
for the rest of eternity,
540
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,679
or live a little longer
and then get cooked to death?
541
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,439
It's a real head-scratcher, sir,
no question-
542
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:53,359
So how long have we got before we reach
the point of no return, the melting point?
543
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,839
You mean the point where suncream
and floppy hats are no defence
544
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,479
because our noses have started melting
onto our shoes, which are now
545
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,159
floating down the corridor in a river
made up of our own leg gravy?
546
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,279
Well, we'll go as fast as we can,
Supervising Officer,
547
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,839
as I know you're keen
to complete the mission-
548
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,759
How long, you mad goth bastard?
549
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,079
Well, I can have the ship fly
beyond its safety limits,
550
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,959
disengage the carbon
carbon-reinforced heat shields,
551
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,639
so it shouldn't take more than---90 years-
552
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,279
90 years?!
553
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,759
Hey, that's not too bad-
554
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,159
Did I say years? Sorry-
555
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,319
I meant minutes-
556
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,799
90 minutes-
557
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,559
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
558
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,599
(FRANTIC TYPING)
559
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,959
Sir! I'm so pleased you're OK!
560
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,159
Not for long-
561
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,199
In 90 minutes, we're gonna be hotter
than me in a pair of silk Speedos!
562
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,239
What are we going to do?
We're-we're finished!
563
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,639
Oh, Kryten, we can do this-
564
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,359
Alls we've gotta do is get to
the machine room and pull the plug
565
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,279
on this loony-
Now, if you can unscrew that wall panel,
566
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,959
- we'll short-cut through the vents-
- Right away, sir-
567
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,279
- Two minutes, we'll be through-
- PREE: No, you won't-
568
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,359
Your attempts to defeat me are futile-
569
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,919
Oh, yeah?
How are you planning on stopping us?
570
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,959
Well, actually, sir,
she controls all the ship's functions---
571
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,439
- (HISSING)
- ---so in many ways,
572
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,759
her powers are limitless! (LAUGHS)
573
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,999
Gas is coming in through the vents!
574
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,199
RIMMER: Might that be laughing gas?
575
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,439
- (ALL LAUGH)
- We're in!
576
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,679
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
577
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,639
It's sealed! There's no way through!
578
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,079
- We're screwed!
- We're defenceless!
579
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,479
Hey, Kryten, I can't think straight
with this toothache-
580
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,439
It's that one there, mate- Go on, pull it-
581
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,479
- RIMMER: Here comes the wall!
- Here comes another one!
582
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,439
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
583
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,279
Hey, Kryten!
That crazy question you asked.
584
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,719
I've got the answer!
585
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,999
What question, 55?
586
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,039
"Do Siamese sisters
get whiskers in stasis?"
587
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,439
Nah, they don't!
588
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,319
DENTIBOT: Quick medical,
so we can set up his bios for stasis-
589
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,599
Stasis!
590
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,439
Stasis! Stasis! Course!
591
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,119
What was I thinking? I've got it! Pree!
592
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,479
AllJMC vessels undertake
to return crew to Earth,
593
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,319
including their dependents, right?
594
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,199
You resigned, former crewman-
There's no way back-
595
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,839
Ididn't resign- My dad did-
We share the same name-
596
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,719
Then you'd be on file, and you're not-
597
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,039
Did you check the medibay waiting list?
Isn't there a file open?
598
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,039
David Lister, medical pending?
599
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,679
- Yes-
- Isn't it true,
600
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,639
once I complete my medical and I have
601
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,159
all my bios for stasis,
I become registered crew?
602
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,239
- Yes-
- And as registered crew,
603
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,399
- do I have the power to shut you down?
- Yes-
604
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:02,119
And as your primary objective is to save
registered crew members time and energy,
605
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,079
shouldn't you just uninstall yourself now?
606
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,959
Your logic is faultless-
607
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,359
(DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY)
608
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,279
Rock and roll-
609
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,279
Dave Lister saves the day-
610
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,519
Being brave in a hostile universe-
611
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,439
(IMITATES GUITAR)
612
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,119
Mr David ListerJunior, sir,
welcome aboard!
613
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,679
Morning, Krytes-
614
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,679
Complimentary champagne
and games package courtesy of the JMC-
615
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,999
I'm not interested, Krytes-
616
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,799
I've just signed up
for the Robotics programme-
617
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,119
Gonna pass that sucker-
618
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:43,039
So, alcohol, computer games -
it's hasta la vista, baby!
619
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,639
Go on, get 'em out of there- Get---
620
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,799
Zero-gee Total Football?
621
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,399
I didn't know this was even out!
622
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,839
Kryten, grab yourself a remote
and say goodbye to the weekend-
623
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,319
Your MechBook's going down, boy-
624
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,479
Oh, and Kryten---
that champagne's not gonna open itself-
625
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,039
# It's cold outside
There's no kind of atmosphere
626
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,319
# I'm all alone, more or less
627
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,679
# Let me fly far away from here
628
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,599
# Fun, fun, fun
629
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,199
# In the sun, sun, sun
630
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,839
# I want to lie
Shipwrecked and comatose
631
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,319
# Drinking fresh mango juice
632
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,599
# Goldfish shoals nibbling on my toes
633
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,639
# Fun, fun, fun
634
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,439
# In the sun, sun, sun
635
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,279
# Fun, fun, fun
636
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,279
♪ In the sun, sun, sun. ♪
637
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,999
(EXPLOSION)
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