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What happened to my life?
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Career, prospects, friends, I had everything
and I threw it all away. It's a tragedy.
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What are you on about?
You had none of that stuff.
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You're right, I had none of that stuff.
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I had absolutely nothing and I threw it
all away. It's an even bigger tragedy!
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What's this?
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Canary outfits and first
meeting information.
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I volunteered for the Canaries.
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Some bloke came round the
machine shop so I signed up.
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The Canaries?
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Yeah, y'know, a bit
of close-part harmony,
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and you should see the list of
privileges you get; unbelievable.
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You don't know what the
Canaries are, do you?
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Of course I do: a singing
group, acappella...
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"You are the sunshine of my life,
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ooo-ooh, that's why
I'll always be around"
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They're nothing to do
with singing, are they?
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Holly lied to me, didn't he?
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Oh hey, he was taking the smeg.
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Oh Listy! Listy, Listy, Listy!
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Well go on then, what've I signed up for?
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In the nineteenth century,
when miners went down a pit,
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they'd lower a canary down
first in a little cage -
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What, and make them do some mining?
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They were sick in the nineteenth
century, weren't they, eh?
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I mean, how much coal
can a little canary get?
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And if the atmosphere was noxious, as it
frequently was, guess what the canary did.
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Complained to the foreman?
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It died, Listy. The canary's job
was to go into the most dangerous,
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unpleasant and smeggy situations
and see if it could stay alive.
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Then they'd know if it was safe
to send in the important people.
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Oh, I'm gonna kill him!
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How come you've never heard of the
Canaries? They've got recruitment posters
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all over the men's bogs! How
come you've not seen them?
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When I'm in the men's
toilets in prison, Rimmer,
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I tend not to look around,
y'know what I'm saying?
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It's like playing golf:
I concentrate on my grip,
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keep my eye on the ball and
try not to veer off to the side!
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They haven't got an X
chromosome to share between them!
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Smeg!
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It gets worse as well.
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Worse! Go on.
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I've signed you up, too.
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I forged your signature, I
thought I was doing you a favour.
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Me! Why?!
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I've signed us all up.
Kryten, Kris, everyone!
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No way! No way! No way
am I becoming a Canary!
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It's a great honour for floor thirteen, for
today we are visited by Captain Hollister,
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who has a special assignment.
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At last, some action! I've
been going mental all this time,
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cooped up, not killing nothing. Yes!
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Kill Crazy, shut up, you punk!
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Okay, listen up. We've located
a ship, the SSS Silverburg,
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buried at the bottom of an ocean moon.
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A remote probe has come
back with no signs of a crew,
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no bodily remains, no skeletons, zip.
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We want you guys to go on
board and, ah, find out why.
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A- one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four:
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"You are the sunshine of my life,
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ooo-ooh, that's why
I'll always be around"
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Rimmer!
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Sorry, sir, we seem to have wandered
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into the wrong hobby group,
we'll leave immediately.
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Go!
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Rimmer! You're here, and this is
where you'll stay, now get on with it.
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Yes, sir, thank you, sir.
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You heard what the warden said, he
wants us to get on with it. From the top!
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"You are the sunshine of my life"
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Rimmer!
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Sorry, sir, when you said get
on with it I thought you meant -
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Shut up! You're a Canary, man!
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A member of the toughest
convict army this side of Pluto.
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I've seen custard factories
that aren't as yellow as you are!
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Start behaving like a man.
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A man, sir, yes, of
course, sir, a man... a man.
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Perhaps if you could remind
me, sir, it will all come back?
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Continue, Captain.
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It's inconceivable a ship like this
could be sent out without a crew,
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so whatever devoured the crew, bones and
all, might still be there, so... be careful.
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Let's go kill something! YESSSSS!
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I hope its got, like, big teeth and claws
and, like, loads of heads. Yeah! Great!
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Here we go! At last! Yeah!
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Okay, stay together, keep 'em peeled.
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- What's that!
- What? Where?
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It's moving, shaking from
side to side like a leaf!
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I think that's your shadow, sir.
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Located the mainframe, maybe
it can tell us something.
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Good evening, Arnold. I've been looking
forward to your arrival so very much.
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How do you know my name?
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My name is Cassandra. I am a computer
with the ability to predict the future
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with an accuracy rating of 100%.
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Bless you.
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'Bless you'? What do you mean 'bless you'?
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You need a tissue; Kris has
one in her left-hand pocket.
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She says "would you like
this?"; you say "thanks".
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- Would you like this?
- Thanks.
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"Extraordinary".
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Extraordinary.
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"The questions we can ask,
it can tell us our future".
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The questions we can ask,
it can tell us our future.
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"But how does it work? The
future's not 'appened yet".
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..I'm not gonna say that.
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I never said you would.
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But how does it work? The
future's not 'appened yet.
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Although you do.
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Smeg.
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Let's ask her a question
about the future. A biggie...
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Okay, Cassandra, do we ever get back
to Earth? Has the human race survived?
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Do I ever find my singing tie-pin?
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Look, do we want to know all
this stuff about the future?
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I mean, do we want to know, for
example, how and when we die?
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Kris is right. Something like that
could mess your life up forever.
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Cassandra, I have a question.
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I know, Arnold, because I know
the rest of this conversation.
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So, what's the answer?
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He chokes to death, aged
one-hundred and eighty-one,
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trying to remove a bra with his teeth.
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What was the question?
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I just asked how you died.
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You what? I didn't want to know that!
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Who's bra?
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A hundred and eighty-one? Probably your own!
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Come on, no. Taking a bra off with m'
teeth, aged one-hundred and eighty-one.
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That's a hell of a sexy way to go!
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So long as the teeth are in
your mouth at the time, sir.
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I'm really screwed up, now. I never
wanted to know that; know how I die.
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It's completely spoiled the surprise!
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Kryten, this is where you share
your theory with your crew-mates.
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I have a theory, everyone. The Silverburg
didn't crash, did it, Cassandra?
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The ship was sent here by the Space
Corps. on auto-pilot to get rid of you;
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to abandon you at the bottom of a
lunar sea, in the depths of Deep Space.
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That's brilliant, bud!
How'd you work that out?
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I read it on this mission directive, here.
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So, there was no dead bodies on board
because the ship didn't have a crew.
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A computer that unerringly
predicts the future -
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"Is a dangerous thing indeed"...
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Is a dangerous... er, yes, precisely.
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We, um, should be making tracks.
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I'm afraid that that's not going to
happen. The bulkhead's just given away
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and we're shipping water at
a thousand gallons a second.
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All the Canaries will be dead
within one hour, except for Rimmer -
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Yes!
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Who will be dead in 20 minutes.
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Only Lister, Kryten, the
Cat and Kochanski survive.
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What happens to Rimmer?
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He has a heart attack,
brought on by the stress
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of knowing he's going
to die, and collapses;
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collapses during a conversation with me
in nineteen minutes and thirty-one seconds.
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I don't believe you, I
simply don't believe you.
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We shall see, or rather, you
shall see; I have already seen...
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All the hairs on the back of
my neck are standing on end!
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Mine too, but not just the ones on the
back of my neck; it's one up, all up!
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Kryten, replay out meeting with
Cassandra in your CPU and tell me if,
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at any point, anyone
ever called me 'Rimmer'.
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What?
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At no point throughout the meeting
did anyone refer to you as 'Rimmer'.
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In fact, we barely looked you.
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That's just what I thought!
Cassandra said "Rimmer dies",
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but it doesn't necessarily
follow that that means me!
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Who does it mean then, your dad?
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Look, Cassandra doesn't know the
future, she sees pictures of it.
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She could have seen some other
guy die of a heart attack;
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someone she's been
told is called Rimmer.
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He's right.
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All I have to do is find someone I can
introduce to Cassandra as 'Rimmer'...
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and it'll be them that
stiffs out and not me!
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Such lowlife conniving; its
impossible not to be impressed!
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What I wouldn't give to
have your weasel gene, sir!
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Now wait a minute!
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Oh look, here's Mister Knot...
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You made this area secure?
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Yes, sir, Mister Knot, sir. Coffee, sir?
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I've been asked by the Captain to
inspect the mainframe, where is it?
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You idiot! What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Please, have my jacket, I insist!
Then I shall lead you to Cassandra.
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There we are, sir, a perfect fit, sir.
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Lead the way, Rimmer.
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Don't call me 'Rimmer'!
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That's your name...
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Yes, but 'Rimmer'.. it's so full
of nobility and quiet courage;
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call me 'arsewipe' or 'fishbreath', but
not 'Rimmer', sir, never 'Rimmer', sir.
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Okay, arsewipe, whatever you
say. Now where's the mainframe!
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Hello Arnold, bang on time.
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I've brought you a visitor,
Cassandra. Do you know his name?
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Yes, I do. Not -
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- What?
- Not
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- 'Knot'?
- Let me finish!
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Not that it matters what his name is,
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I mean, our relationship
doesn't last very long.
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I understand you have
the ability to predict -
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the future, yes, I do.
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- A hundred percent reli...
- able, yes.
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What happens to me;
do I get back to Earth?
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No, you die in about four
seconds' time of a heart attack
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after hearing the news that you're
going to die of a heart attack.
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You filthy ly - Ack!
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Poor Rimmer.
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Yes, poor old 'Rimmer'.
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My name is not -
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Your name is not what?
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Knot! Not...
Knot..!
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Is he dead now?
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I'm afraid so.
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Yes!
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He died of a massive
coronary, just as I prophesied.
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Yes!
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You seem inordinately happy, Arnold,
but why? You're going to die too.
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But you said - I just...
I'm gonna die too?
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I already told you: Rimmer
dies of a heart attack,
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and then you and all the
other Canaries die too;
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all except Lister, Kryten,
Kochanski and the Cat.
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I've seen it.
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That's as well as maybe,
but have you seen this?
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Yes... I'm afraid I have...
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You were right, there's nothing I can do.
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According to Cassandra, our future
is decided and we four survive.
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Therefore, while we're
here, we cannot die. Regard:
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Duck sir!
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Duck again, sir!
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Just as i thought.
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So, in other words, if I...
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What was that for!?
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You can't die!
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Yeah, but I can still
feel pain, you smegger!
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So how about this: we use our
'powers of invulnerability',
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which will last until we return to
Red Dwarf, and surround Mister Rimmer,
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escort him up to the Obs.
deck, and into the diving bell?
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The diving bell! We've made it!
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Where did he go?
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Yo!
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Hear that?
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Water...
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Kris, take cover, the water's coming!
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Quick, the diving bell!
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Great, everything's above us is flooded,
236
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and now we're back down in the
bowels again with Cassandra!
237
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It's coming true.
238
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My death! It's all coming true.
239
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You tried to cheat the future
and failed, as I knew you would.
240
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So what happens now? How... How do I die?
241
00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:08,301
Lister catches you
making love to Kochanski
242
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and shoots you through the
head with a harpoon gun.
243
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Can you just double-check that?
244
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I've seen it, it's what
happens. In the old laundry room.
245
00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:29,217
So let me just repeat what
I think you're saying...
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Arnold, that's me, and
Kochanski, that's the woman,
247
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the really attractive
one you saw earlier;
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me and her were in bed, giving it
rizz, when Lister, that's the short,
249
00:17:43,553 --> 00:17:46,207
dumpy one with the stupid
haircut, walks in and shoots me
250
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,462
through the head while I'm
making love with Kochanski?
251
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That is what is going to happen.
252
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Fantastic!
253
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I can't believe what you're telling me..!
254
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I can scarcely believe it myself.
255
00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:12,116
I mean, obviously, you're
incredibly attractive;
256
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:13,467
I never thought you'd look at me twice!
257
00:18:14,462 --> 00:18:15,461
Neither did I!
258
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,576
But, apparently, were gonna make love.
259
00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:21,466
Unbe-smegging-lieviable
or what?
260
00:18:23,464 --> 00:18:25,458
It's not warm in here, fancy a wee nip?
261
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,462
No, no, no, no.
262
00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:31,570
But, why would I want to sleep with you?
263
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,468
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
264
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,459
Maybe you get blind drunk?
265
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:38,460
Well that doesn't excuse
my other four senses!
266
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:43,465
Right, barely an hour to
go, shall we get started?
267
00:18:44,462 --> 00:18:47,464
I mean, let's face it, you
can't change the future. Sadly.
268
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,460
But, you said, you could...
269
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:53,460
Yeah, I've changed my mind now.
270
00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:57,461
Look, are you sure you wouldn't
like to play the opera game, instead?
271
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Kris, it's what Cassandra
saw. You can't cheat fate.
272
00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:05,219
Well, you just watch me,
because there's no way on earth
273
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:08,459
that I'm climbing out of my clothes,
and clambering into that bed.
274
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,419
My clothes are soaking!
275
00:19:25,454 --> 00:19:28,470
Why don't you take them off,
and dry them on the heater?
276
00:19:39,456 --> 00:19:41,955
It's coming true, it's all coming true...
277
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:44,454
It's coming true, it's all coming true!
278
00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:01,800
Bud, you can't go back there!
279
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:05,688
Cassandra said Kris survives, and
the only way that's gonna happen is
280
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:07,834
if someone goes back in and saves her.
281
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:10,841
Chuck'us the harpoon gun, will you.
282
00:20:26,389 --> 00:20:28,859
I'm not sure about this.
This is the first time
283
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,381
I've ever been seduced
by predeterminism theory.
284
00:20:33,384 --> 00:20:34,384
One hour exactly...
285
00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:39,382
Oh bloody, buggering hell!
286
00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:43,391
Tonight must be the night
they put the clocks forward!
287
00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:47,380
I've got it!
288
00:20:47,786 --> 00:20:48,786
That's more than I did.
289
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,380
I've worked it all out.
290
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,443
I never get any breaks, ever!
291
00:20:55,244 --> 00:20:57,415
Twenty seconds later
you could've been on top
292
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,385
and I could've used
you as a human shield.
293
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,195
I must have been mad, what
the hell was I thinking?
294
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:04,384
I felt sorry for you!
295
00:21:05,381 --> 00:21:07,347
Look, will you shut up and listen to me?
296
00:21:07,382 --> 00:21:09,342
No! Why aren't you mad
that I'm in bed with him?
297
00:21:09,377 --> 00:21:12,384
'Cos i know why you're in bed with him.
and I also know that i don't kill him.
298
00:21:13,378 --> 00:21:14,378
Aw, but Cassandra promised...
299
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,798
Cassandra made that up
to force you two together.
300
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:23,379
So that you'd feel sorry for him, and
hopefully end up sleeping with him.
301
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,377
So why did she say she saw it happen?
302
00:21:26,377 --> 00:21:27,378
To try and make it happen.
303
00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:28,346
But why?
304
00:21:28,381 --> 00:21:29,384
To try and punish me!
305
00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:30,379
Punish you? Why?
306
00:21:31,378 --> 00:21:34,124
'Cos Cassandra knows, and has
always known, how she dies.
307
00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:36,444
She's trying to make me
suffer now for something
308
00:21:36,445 --> 00:21:38,384
that I'm destined to do in the future...
309
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,507
You kill her, don't you?
That's why she hates you.
310
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,382
Because she knows you're
going got kill her.
311
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:47,381
That's what this whole thing
was about. Kryten figured it out.
312
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:50,959
Kryten figured it out,
did he? Good old Kryten.
313
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,902
But did he really have to
figure it out quite so damn fast?
314
00:21:57,503 --> 00:22:00,954
Would it have killed him to
take thirty minutes longer?
315
00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:04,376
Ten minutes even? Two would have done.
316
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,538
I'm gonna take care of the
rest of it now. I'll, erm -
317
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:10,538
see you two lovebirds later...
318
00:22:12,537 --> 00:22:15,657
Look, thanks for being with me tonight.
319
00:22:16,658 --> 00:22:18,735
I can't think of anyone I'd rather share
320
00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:21,538
my final hour with than
you, and I really mean that.
321
00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:27,540
I'm not all bad, in fact, sometimes
I'm quite sweet and sensitive...
322
00:22:28,536 --> 00:22:29,540
Bye.
323
00:22:30,537 --> 00:22:31,576
- By the way?
- Mm-hm?
324
00:22:32,539 --> 00:22:33,536
Is it okay if I keep these?
325
00:22:41,537 --> 00:22:43,982
If the future's all
worked out, horoscopes,
326
00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:46,593
all that stuff, it means
we're not responsible
327
00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:49,927
for anything we do. It means
we're just actors saying lines
328
00:22:49,928 --> 00:22:53,538
in a script written by someone
else. I don't wanna believe that.
329
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:58,460
I wanna believe I'm in charge
of my own life, my own destiny;
330
00:22:59,261 --> 00:23:01,752
so I'm not gonna kill you,
Cassandra. I'm out of here.
331
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,753
But you do kill me, I've seen it.
332
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:11,101
Tomorrow's a new day. A fresh page
in a book that's not been written yet.
333
00:23:11,902 --> 00:23:15,747
What happens in the future is up to me,
not some 'predetermined destiny' smeg.
334
00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:18,750
I'll see you, kid-eh.
335
00:23:53,744 --> 00:23:55,749
Smeg. Smeg...
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