All language subtitles for Ravens Home s05e24 Bridge Over Troubled Daughter.eng.

[guests coughing]

Raven,
why'd you make me blow out 60 candles?

It's not my fault
your age is a fire hazard.

Aw, guys, you didn't need to
bring all these presents.

But since you did,
let's open these bad boys up.

You're gonna love mine.

-Ooh, I wonder what this one is.
-[Alice] Let me see.

-This is a nose hair trimmer.
-[rattling]

That's from me. [chuckles]

I didn't get it for any reason,
no reason at all.

It also works on ears and
eyebrows, but again, no reason.

Alice, that's amazing.

-Here, do this one.
-Okay.

-[rattling]
-It's a Bluetooth meat thermometer.

-Ooh.
-That's from me and Ivy.

Now you don't have to get up
from your recliner

to know your meat's medium rare.

Oh, that's good,
because he gets up from his recliner

"medium rarely."

[all laughing]

-[rattling]
-Wow, this is a good one.

It sounds like a bag of coffee
beans grown on the farm where you grew up

and roasted over the wood
of your childhood crib.

You can tell all that
just by shaking it?

Oh no, this is my gift.

Aw.

Ooh.

Alice,
this is an incredibly thoughtful gift.

Thank you so much.

Aw. That is a good
one. [chuckles]

I'm glad
that my present was throwing this party,

because I'd hate to be the poor
sucker who has to follow Alice. Good job, girl.

Hey. Here, Mr.
B., open this one.

Nah, nah.

Nah,
he probably doesn't wanna open this one,

probably tired of
opening presents.

-I am not tired of opening
presents. -But we haven't tried the cake,

this de-- [sniffs]
this delicious cake.

You want some delicious cake,
don't you, Grandpa?

Booker, what is wrong with you?

[knocking on door]

Oh, look, someone's at the door.
I'll answer the door, Grandpa,

for your birthday.

Surprise!

-[Booker] Grandmama!
-[Raven] Mom!

-Tanya?
-Happy birthday, Victor!

[sniffs]
Why's it smell like smoke in here?

Oh, we're not playing with
matches. Dad's just old. Mom!

♪ Ha ha!
Let me tell you something ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out

-♪ But then life had other plans
♪ - Tell 'em, Mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
Turn upside down ♪

♪ But you gotta get up
And take that chance ♪

-♪ A new city, I'm finding my
way ♪ - It's gonna take some time ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
-♪ You know I got it, right?

♪ It might be wild
But you know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam caught up
In a crazy world, come on! ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home
-♪ We get loud!

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home
-♪ It's our crowd!

♪ Might be tough
But together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home
-♪ When it's tough

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home
-♪ We got love

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather
You know we gonna shine ♪

♪ There for each other
You know it's our time ♪

[laughs] Yep, that's us.

Tanya,
you flew all the way here from London?

Of course! It's your birthday.

Unless I missed it.

Am I in today or tomorrow?
These time zones really mess me up.

[chuckles]

Mom,
I can't believe that you're actually here.

Well, hey, I wasn't gonna let
not getting an invitation stop me

from celebrating your
dad's 60th birthday.

No invitation, huh? Whoever
threw this party, we gon' have some words.

-Didn't you plan it, Auntie Rae?
-Mind your business, girl.

Mom, I just, you know,
I thought you were too busy,

like how you couldn't show up
when Dad had his heart attack.

-You had a heart attack?
-You didn't tell her?

-You didn't tell her about the
party. -That's nowhere near the same thing.

Hey, hey. L-Let's not argue.

We're here to celebrate
Victor's birthday

cake, which I made.

And you don't have to compliment
me now, but before I leave would be great.

-Hey, guys, can I talk to you?
-You're talking to us right now.

-Not here.
-Oh.

You guys,
I've got a serious problem, okay?

Everyone gave my grandpa
amazing, thoughtful gifts.

That's true. I mean, Alice gave
him magic beans that make coffee.

-Neil, all coffee comes from
be-- -Don't.

Don't do it, Ivy.
He's got his whole life to grow up.

[clears throat]

Anyway, what'd you
get him, Booker?

You want him to
drink out of that?

I know what to do. Close your
eyes. I'll slap it out of your hand.

-It won't be your fault.
-Uh-- No.

Uh, look, I know I
can't give him this.

All right, I need something
better, even better than Alice's.

[scoffs] Good luck with that.

It took me a year to
make that present.

What could you come up with
in an afternoon?

Oh, right, that mug.

I got ideas.

Don't tell Alice, but
I don't got ideas.

Okay, look, sometimes
the best gifts are surprising, okay?

Something you wouldn't expect,
like shoes with my cat's face on them

or gift card for
unicycle lessons.

-Neil, are these things you
want? -Mmm?

[scoffs]

No. They're things
anybody would want.

For my birthday on June 3rd.

You wanna give Pop
-Pop the perfect gift?

You gotta really
get to know him.

Go to the attic, dig
through his stuff,

violate his privacy.

Alice, I can't do that.

Fine, give him that janky mug.

To the attic!

Hey, I haven't found anything.
How about you guys?

Don't bother getting him a copy
of Potty Jokes for The Powder Room.

Because he already has
the very appropriately titled

Number One and Number Two.

I've read Number Two.

It stinks.

[chuckling]

-I see what you did there.
-[Alice cackling]

Dang it. This man has
everything. I'll just give him the dumb mug.

Wait, I think I found something.

Aw. It's so cute.
They carved their initials into a tree.

[both] Aw.

This will make the perfect gift
for your grandpa. [echoing]

Hey, you guys, I just had a v--

idea!

A great idea. [laughs]

We'll give him this.

You wanna give him a tree?

Not the whole tree.

You know, just the part
where they carved their initials.

If only I knew
where the picture was taken.

Let me see that.

They're in Muir Woods.

That's just over the Golden Gate
Bridge. We could drive there right now.

You all have fun with that.

No, no, no.
Alice, you have to come with us.

Why do I have to go?

Because you were in my

idea.

And if my idea's
gonna come true,

everything has to be
how it was in my idea

when I thought of it.

My idea.

Smooth.

-So I said to my client
-Mm-hmm.

[British accent] "Madam,
'twas but a fortnight ago

that you put your faith in me,

but, as the barrister
of Her Majesty's High Court,

I assure you, you
shall go free!"

Brava, brava, Mama! [squeals]

Dad,
you ain't got no "bravas" for Mama, bro?

Mmm.
Sorry, I just wanted to clean up a little.

Oh, let me do that,
you go talk to Mom.

No, no, i-it's okay.

You guys haven't seen each other
in, like, forever.

Victor, sit down.

I, uh-- I gotta c
-clean up these cups,

'cause if we leave the punch out
then we get ants,

and you know how much I hate
ants, especially your aunt Carol.

-[mutters, chuckles]
-You hate my sister?

What? No, no, no.
I love your sister.

I mean, I don't
love your sister.

If I loved your sister, I
would've married your sister, but I didn't.

Although, I-I would've.
Uh, she's so beautiful.

But not as beautiful as you.

Dad?

Can I talk to you
over here please?

-What is going on with you?
-I don't know.

It's just,
I haven't seen your mother in a long time,

and then she surprised
me by showing up.

And it's-- it's weird, right?

Only because you're
making it weird.

You need to relax,
take a breath, okay?

You know what, why don't you
take her for lunch at The Chill Grill?

-That's a good idea.
-Obviously, I came up with it.

Tanya, I was wondering,

if you not doing anything,

if maybe you wanna go with--

Maybe-- Maybe you
don't wanna go with--

Just the plane--

Maybe you need to
wash your hair or--

Good Lord, man!

Mom, Dad wants to
take you to lunch.

I-I would love to.

Righty-roo! [chuckles]

-[mouthing] "Righty-roo"?
-That's your husband.

All right, you love birds.

Yeah. [laughs]

Whoo! That is gonna
be one awkward lunch.

Tanya,
I just can't live like this anymore.

Oh, no! Dad's gonna
end it with Mom.

Everything is falling apart.

Dave, I'm telling ya,

ever since I started living on a
boat, I've been sleeping like a baby,

a baby with a boat.

It is so nice to be back.

It's so nice to have you back.

I'm sorry about this whole
awkward thing, it's just--

No, I know,
the long-distance thing is not easy.

You, here. Me,

[British accent] across the pond
in London Town.

[normal] Sorry,
sometimes I forget I'm from Oakland.

Maybe it's time
we really talk about things.

-I've been thinking--
-Hello, love birds.

May I present to you
San Francisco Bay salmon.

Yeah, I caught it
myself off my boat.

You said it jumped through a
porthole into your bed.

Really, Dave?

The first time you open your
mouth in weeks and it's to blow me up?

Not cool, dude.

Lazlo, I just can't get used to
seeing you without your mullet.

Oh, I still have it.
It's in a bag in the freezer.

-I can go get it if--
-No, no, no.

You know,
what we really would like is some privacy.

[exhales sharply] Of course.

You heard the man,
Dave. Beat it. [scoffs]

Ooh, ah. Right, sorry.

So, Victor, what
were you saying?

Oh! Right, um, I guess--

Hey, fam. [laughs]

What we having?

Raven, what are you doing here?

Well, you guys left the house,
and then the kids left the house,

and it just got quiet.

A little too quiet.

You guys ever get that feeling
when things get a little

[whispers] too quiet?

Not lately.

[gasps] Ooh! San
Francisco Bay salmon!

Mmm

The fish of romance.

According to my compass,
that way is north.

Which way is the tree?

Alice,
compasses don't tell you where trees are.

But if you wanna know where
west, east or south is, I'm your guy.

Yo, Grandpa Vic is
gonna love this.

I'm like the best gift
giver in the world.

But in your vision, Neil said it
would be the perfect gift for your grandpa.

So, technically,
Neil's the best gift giver in the world.

-[groans] But it was my vision,
right? -Mm-hmm.

So, technically--
technically, I'm still the best.

-You know, but--
-I'm the best!

[Alice] Found it!

Wow.

This will make the perfect gift
for your grandpa.

Booker, you were right.

-Yeah, but technically--
-We're not doing this again, Ivy.

How are we supposed to get this
to your house?

Uh [mutters]

You-- You dragged us
all the way out here,

and you didn't bring an axe
or a saw or anything?

Don't worry. All
right, I got this.

I've been watching a ton
of Internet videos

where this guy chops through
wood with his hand.

Ah, Chop Louie? That
guy's hilarious.

-He breaks his hand every time.
-[laughs]

-[grunts]
-No, Booker, wait.

Okay, I'm recording. Go for it.

-[Booker inhales sharply]
-Maybe you should let me handle this, huh?

Alice, why do you
have a chain saw?

The better question is,
why don't any of you?

Step aside.

And this is a picture of me
at the Queen's Jubilee.

Mom, you wore the dress I made
you to Buckingham Palace?

Of course.

You know the guards aren't
supposed to move, but I saw 'em checking me out.

I don't get it.

It was Raven's idea for Tanya
and me to have alone time,

but then Raven comes
in and crashes it.

Mmm.

You know, Victor, when I need a
place for a little alone time with my lady,

I take her out on my boat.

-You have a lady?
-Mmm.

Nope.
But I have a boat, so I am halfway there.

Lazlo, that is perfect.

I need you to distract Raven
so I can get Tanya out of here.

Ooh. No problem.
I know exactly what to do.

Hey, Mom, so, like,
hypothetically, could you get banned from places for life?

Like what places?

Uh, I don't know, like a, um--
like a hair salon, or like a day spa.

What about outer space?

You got banned from space?

-Hypothetically, Mom--
-Oh, Raven.

[stammering]
May I borrow you for a moment?

I'm talking to my mom, Lazlo.

Yes. Yes, yes. But I, uh--

I have a mole, and I need you to
tell me if it looks funny.

Well, I was a doctor for a
couple hours a while back.

Which is how I got
banned from a hospital.

-You got banned from a hospital?
-Hypothetically.

I'll be right back.

Hey, uh, Tanya. You
wanna get out of here?

I thought you'd never ask.

Lazlo, you did not need to bring
me into the kitchen to show me that.

But you didn't answer my
question. Does this mole look funny?

[giggling]

[sighs] You got
problems, you know that?

Oh, where are my parents?

Ooh! Oh, they're gone?
I hadn't noticed.

Lazlo, what do you know?

Wha--

Nothing. [gulps]

I am a mama, Lazlo.
I know when little boys are lying.

-I'm not lying!
-[stamps foot]

Okay, I believe you.

But if you were,

[whimpering] you would break
this mama's heart.

[gasps, sighs]

Fine. I know where they are.

Oh! Mama guilt!

The most powerful force in all
of nature. Spill it, man!

Oh, Victor said he needed
someplace to talk to your mom alone,

so he took her out on my boat.

Okay, okay. I gotta get to that
boat. What's it called?

The Hungry Hunk.

I don't know why we couldn't
stop at Julie's House of Jerky.

She'll jerky anything.

I "jerky-ed" my dad's tie
for Father's Day.

-Oh, man.
-[Neil] He loved it.

I wanna get back and give this
log to my grandpa before he turns 61.

Are you sure we should be taking
the Golden Gate Bridge?

Yeah, there's always traffic.

Trust me, all right?
It's the fastest way back.

[horns honking]

Oh, man.

This is gonna take forever.

If only someone had warned you.

Hope we don't get hungry.

Sure would be nice to have some
jerky right now.

I heard that, Neil.

Oh, good. 'Cause
I wanted you to.

[seagulls squawking]

It is so beautiful out here.

I'm just glad we finally have a
chance to be alone.

Tanya, we need to talk.

This situation is just--

[Tanya gasps] Ooh!

-[panting]
-What is going on?

[chuckles] Nobody dumps my mama.
Not even my daddy.

[Tanya gasps]

Steady.

Steady as she goes.

[horns honking]

Yo, why aren't we moving?

Apparently a tanker of peanut
butter crashed into a truck full of jelly.

Is this real?

Yo, is this really happening?

I don't even know what
pun to make first.

You know, do I--
do I call it a sticky situation,

or do I say it's a real jam?

I'm just gonna make a list.

Uh, did they say when
it'll be cleared up?

Uh

-Not anytime soon.
-No. Forget it. I'm walking.

Wait. Booker, that's crazy.

Yeah, your grandpa's house is,
like, way north.

-Your compass is upside down.
-Oh.

Your grandpa's house
is, like, way south.

Yo, what choice do I have?

I gotta get his present to him
before his birthday's over.

[straining]

[grunts]

Whoo! That thing's heavy.

Uh, how far did I
go? Like, a mile?

Why can't you give
it to him tomorrow?

Because it won't be his birthday
anymore. It won't be as special.

I mean, everyone gave
such amazing gifts.

And mine feels lame.

I just want Grandpa Vic to know
how much I love him.

Booker,
birthdays aren't just about presents.

And that's coming from a ten
-year-old who loves presents.

Pop-Pop knows how much you care.

You show him every day by making
him laugh and spending time with him.

There's no better
present than that.

Wow. No wonder you gave Grandpa
such a thoughtful gift.

I also wanted to, uh,
show everyone else up.

It's kinda my thing, so

Thanks, Alice.

Well, guess I'm gonna have
to give him this tomorrow.

[all gasp]

On second thought, he's just
gonna have to be happy with a hug and a mug.

I've missed this.

Me too.

Aw.

[Tanya screams]

Uh-oh.

We're sinking!

We're sinking?

Raven, what are you doing here?

Going down with the
ship, just like you.

[all screaming]

[water bubbling, gurgling]

Stupid open-toed shoes.

Tanya, if this is the end,
there's something I must say.

-Dad, wait.
-No.

I've been trying this all day.
This might be my last chance.

Tanya,
I just can't live like this anymore.

Yow! Like a knife in my heart!

Victor, what are
you trying to say?

[helicopter approaching]

[coast guard]
Attention, on the boat!

This is the US Coast Guard.

-We're saved!
-Thank goodness!

-Raven, you go first.
-Okay.

[Victor] I'm in! Pull
me up! Pull me up!

[mouthing] What?

Whoo! [chuckles]

Can you believe the traffic
on the Golden Gate Bridge?

[chuckling] I mean, I have never
been happier to be in a helicopter.

-Well, off to bed.
-Raven.

-Uh-huh?
-What is going on with you today?

First, you tell me
to talk to your mom,

and then you try to keep me
from talking to her.

And then you sink a boat.

No, Dad, I did not sink that
boat. You believe me, don't you, Mom?

Oh, sweetie, I wish I could.
But I know you.

[stammering] You know, why are
we even talking about me? All right?

What we need to be talking about
is what you meant

when you told Mom
that you couldn't live like this anymore.

Actually, Victor,
I've been wondering that myself.

Look.

We've been living
apart for years.

And I thought I
was fine with that,

but then I saw you today,
and I realized I'm not.

To be honest, I'm not either.

[sobbing] I can't take it.

It's just sad, okay?

I mean [whimpering]

Whatever it is, all right?
Whatever it is, just say it!

Tanya, I want this
to work between us.

I wanna move to
London to be with you.

Oh. That's what you were gonna
say? Why was I trying to stop you?

Victor, I can't think of
anything that would make me happier!

-[sighs]
-Aw.

I knew this was gonna work out.

This is nice. This is so nice!

Oh, good. Grandpa, you're home.
There's, uh, something I wanna give you.

Happy birthday.

Oh, Booker. I love it.

Yeah. Um, I had something better
I wanted to give you.

It was a piece of the tree you
carved your initials in when you two were dating.

[gasps] Oh, that's so sweet!

-But we got stuck in traffic.
-Yeah.

And the log accidentally fell
off the Golden Gate Bridge.

I'm just glad it
didn't hit anything.

Like a sailboat?

Yeah. Yeah, like a sailboat
or a swimmer or, oh, a sea lion.

-[Neil] Oh.
-[mouthing] No.

Or a sailboat?

Yeah. Fine, Ma, a sailboat.
What's with you and sailboats?

And why are you in
coast guard blankets?

Oh, no.

[chuckling]

Why are you laughing?

'Cause you got a
kid just like you.

[Victor chuckling]

Alice's coffee in Booker's cup.

Smells like love.

Tastes like burnt sock.

Mmm. Here.

Tastes like burnt
sock with cream.

I don't hate it.

Oh, hey, Victor.

I just heard you're
moving to London.

That is great news!

Oh, thanks.

Listen, Lazlo,
I'm really sorry about your boat.

Oh. Yeah, about that.

Since my house sank
and you're going to be in London,

I thought, eh, maybe I could
crash in your room.

Yeah, that's not gonna work.

Oh. Oh, yeah, a funny
thing about that.

You see,
the coast guard found what sank my boat,

and I believe these are your
initials on a log

that your grandson dropped
off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Bedroom up the stairs,
second door on the left.

Thank you so much.

-Hey, Lazlo.
-Hey, roomie.

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