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How much do you guys think
I could get for this watch
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down at the pawn shop?
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I bought you that watch
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for being groomsman at my wedding.
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And I'd hate to part with it.
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So, what do you say, 75 bucks?
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Holy crap, is that Storm Chambers?
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Who's Storm Chambers?
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Seriously?
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He's only my hero!
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Friend to the Little Guy,
enemy of the Powerful...
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He's a weatherman.
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Your hero is a weatherman?
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That's like saying your hero is...
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a weatherman.
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Oh, he's just so cool and confident.
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And that easy back-and-forth
with the sports desk?
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You can't teach that.
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I hate that guy.
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One time, two years ago,
he calls for sunshine.
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So I leave my place without an umbrella,
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show up for a deposition soaking wet.
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Dammit, Danny, he's a meteorologist,
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not a soothsayer.
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Well, if he means that much to you,
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why don't you go say hello?
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Oh... no, I couldn't.
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What would I say?
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Well, how about, "Hi, Mr. Weatherman!
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"My name is Ryan,
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and I have a weird
little man crush on you."
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I can finesse that.
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You know what? I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna talk to Storm Chambers!
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And I'll defend you when he
files the restraining order.
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Excuse me? Uh, Mr. Chambers?
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Sorry to bother you, sir.
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My name is Ryan White,
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and I just wanna say I'm a huge fan.
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Well, hey, Ryan!
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Nice to meet ya!
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Let me buy you a drink.
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Waitress, get this man a bourbon, neat.
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That's my drink!
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White wine spritzer.
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So what do you do, Ry-man?
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Uh, well, I'm between gigs at the moment.
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I was doing nothing,
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but I've been seriously considering
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getting into something else.
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Don't be afraid of a career change.
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Before I got into weather,
I was selling menswear.
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You know what I sell now?
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Bobbleheads with your face on it?
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I own two.
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I sell promise, Ryan.
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The promise of a better day.
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The promise
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that no matter how dark
those storm clouds may look,
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there's sunshine up ahead.
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Will you adopt me?
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Cassie and I are about to go hit
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this hot new club up the street.
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You wanna come with?
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Do cumulus clouds
dissipate at high altitudes?
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If the teleprompter says they do!
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Looks like it's actually going well.
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Come on, this guy thinks
he's such a big shot.
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What has he got that I don't got?
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- Great suit.
- Perfect hair.
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Dazzling smile.
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Someone get a picture of me with him.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Hi there! Can I help you?
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Yeah, didn't there used to be
a pawn shop at this location?
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Oh, I'm sorry, the pawn shop closed.
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First, the methadone clinic, now this.
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Whole neighborhood's going to hell.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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a guy was stabbed in our alley last week.
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Well, that's something.
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So what did you want a pawn shop for?
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Are you selling something?
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Well, I was thinking about it,
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but now that I'm here,
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maybe I'll just, uh... pick something up.
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Wonderful!
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Were you looking to foster or adopt?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow
down there, sister, okay?
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I didn't wear protection for 25 years
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just to buy a baby off the rack.
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I was thinking more like a dog.
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This is an animal shelter.
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Do you like Lhasa Apsos?
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I dunno.
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Some of their earlier stuff was okay.
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Wait!
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I have the perfect little nugget for you.
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Oh, no, no, hey, hey...
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don't, uh, don't waste your time.
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I'm a busy guy, and a dog won't really fit
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into my hurly-burly,
go-getter lifestyle, you know.
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Hold on to your heart!
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What do you think?
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Wait a minute, that's a dog?
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Are you sure it's not a rat...
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or a loofah?
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Here, hold him.
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Oh, God...
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Ooh...
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you look sexy holding a dog.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, for sure.
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You could foster! There's no commitment.
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It would just be until
he finds his forever home.
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Oh...
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we put my nana in one of those.
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Never heard the end of it.
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Aw, look at you two.
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I have such a weak spot
for men who like animals.
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Interesting.
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And on an unrelated note,
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what are you doing for dinner tonight?
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Are you asking me on a date?
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Well, if I can get a
sitter for rover, yeah.
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You're on!
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I'm Katie.
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Sheldon.
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Now, he's been a little sick,
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so make sure he gets
his pill six times a day,
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and something for the constipation.
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I'll get his hemorrhoid cream.
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Nana had those, too.
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Hey, baby!
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Hey!
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Looks like someone's in a good mood.
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I'm pretty pumped.
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You know those scratch and win
tickets they sell at the deli?
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Yeah?
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Well...
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I just bought a couple.
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Oh... doesn't take much
to get you pumped, does it?
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Oh, I'm sorry, we're closed.
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Give me all the money in the register.
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Cherry...
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Cherry...
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Ugh, watermelon.
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Danny?
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Kinda getting robbed here.
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Whoa...
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okay. Getting robbed.
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Everyone stay calm.
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I have a knife.
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I don't see a knife.
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You will if I don't get what I want, babe.
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Babe?
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If the guy with the knife
wants to call you "babe,"
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I say we let him.
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Hurry up! I'm going to miss my bus.
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Okay, okay.
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This is not worth anyone getting hurt over.
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I will deal with this.
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Then why are you standing behind me?
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I'm formulating a plan.
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That's your plan?
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There's no trouble here, okay?
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You seem like a very decent young man,
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and I'm sure you have
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a very good reason for doing this.
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I need money for drugs.
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And I admire your initiative!
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65 bucks?
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Do you want my wallet?
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There's 150 bucks in
there, plus a debit card.
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He didn't ask for your wallet.
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Please, Kim, there's no
reason to get hysterical!
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I know what I'm doing.
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Actually, I'd like the wallet.
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See?
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So I'm in Miami,
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covering for a friend of mine
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at the local affiliate down there.
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The hurricane blows in.
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I end up taking shelter
in Puff Daddy's penthouse!
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Drank Hennessy till dawn.
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No biggie.
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Oh, yeah...
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poor biggie.
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You're an odd guy, Ryan.
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I like ya.
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Excuse me, Mr. Chambers,
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do you mind if I get an autograph?
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Oh, sure, no problem!
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I don't want to embarrass you,
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but you're my favorite
part of the newscast.
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Well, I couldn't do it
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without the whole team at Channel Six.
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After all, there's no "I" in Storm.
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Unless it's the eye of a storm!
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Wow! Did you just think of that?
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Nah, I've always got a few
on hand for the ladies...
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even the bowsers.
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Well, I mean, yeah,
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she did reek of desperation and booze,
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but I thought she was kinda cute.
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She's fine.
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She's just not quite hot
enough to "ride out the storm,"
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if you know what I'm saying.
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Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
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I know this driving range.
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They always give me a free bucket of balls.
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Isn't it supposed to rain tomorrow?
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Your guess is as good as mine.
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Just take the pill,
please, for crying out loud.
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Hey, so get this...
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Doggie!
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Oh!
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Where did you come from, Mr. Cuddles?
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Well, you know how I went down
to the pawn shop this afternoon?
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Somebody pawned a dog?
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People are monsters.
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No, no, the pawn shop was closed.
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Anyways, long story short,
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I'm just looking after
him until I can score
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with the chick from the animal shelter.
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Well, what's the dog's name?
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I don't name things I
don't plan on keeping, Ryan.
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That's why my last three girlfriends
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were named "hon," "baby,"
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and "there's cab fare on the dresser."
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So get this!
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Storm wants to hang out
with me again tomorrow.
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Really? That's, like,
the third time this week.
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Hmm, maybe he's not as
cool as you thought he was.
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I mean, you act like he
has a white leather jacket
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and plays the saxophone.
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I think you and I have very
different ideas of cool.
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You guys won't believe
what happened at the tea...
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Doggie!
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Hello, Mr. Snuggles!
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It's "Cuddles."
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Where'd you get the dog?
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Not important, don't get attached.
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You either.
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So, what happened down at the tea shop?
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Right, so, I was picking Kim up
after work, and we got robbed!
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Holy crap! Are you guys okay?
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Well, I don't wanna brag,
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but I kept a pretty cool head about it.
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I could see the guy was rattled,
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but I stayed calm,
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resolved the situation peacefully.
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So he didn't get anything?
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No, Danny gave him the money.
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And then his wallet.
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And then later, my purse.
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Well, Geez, was he a big guy?
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I think he will be, once he's fully grown.
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How old was this guy?
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Think... teens.
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Late teens!
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But he had a knife.
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We never actually saw the knife.
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So some kid just asked you for money?
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Are you sure he wasn't
selling chocolate almonds
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for a school trip?
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You guys are missing the point, okay?
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I was a hero!
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Kim, tell them.
270
00:09:23,044 --> 00:09:24,978
Yeah. No. Absolutely.
271
00:09:24,963 --> 00:09:26,129
I mean... well...
272
00:09:26,145 --> 00:09:27,413
it's not like you chased
the guy up a fire escape
273
00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:28,391
or anything...
274
00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:30,083
He ran away so fast!
275
00:09:30,077 --> 00:09:32,015
You held the door for him.
276
00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:36,563
I was studying his face
for the police report!
277
00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:38,974
Are you disappointed
with how I handled that?
278
00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:40,134
No!
279
00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:42,882
I thought that you were very...
280
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,350
generous.
281
00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:52,022
Waitress, can I get a
plate of chicken, please?
282
00:09:51,969 --> 00:09:53,936
Oh. Hilarious.
283
00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:55,620
You guys plan that out, hmm?
284
00:09:55,614 --> 00:09:58,482
I come in, you order chicken
because I'm a chicken.
285
00:09:58,427 --> 00:09:59,694
No, but now that you said that,
286
00:09:59,705 --> 00:10:03,121
I'm kinda mad at myself
for not thinking of it.
287
00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:07,152
The chicken is for Noodles.
288
00:10:07,122 --> 00:10:09,490
Oh, I see you're taking
the dog out with you now.
289
00:10:09,456 --> 00:10:12,492
I also see the dog has a name.
290
00:10:12,429 --> 00:10:14,797
♪ Someone's getting attached ♪
291
00:10:14,763 --> 00:10:17,398
♪ Someone's getting annoying ♪
292
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,267
Look, I'm just looking after this thing
293
00:10:20,262 --> 00:10:22,296
until I can get that
Katie chick in the sack.
294
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:25,811
Oh, like a scraggly, four-legged wingman.
295
00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:28,442
You could've left him at home.
296
00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:31,714
No, couldn't do that. His
little belly gets cold.
297
00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:33,610
Doesn't your little belly get cold?
298
00:10:33,594 --> 00:10:35,728
Doesn't your little belly get cold?
299
00:10:37,493 --> 00:10:38,626
Hey, Ry-guy!
300
00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:39,677
Oh, Storm!
301
00:10:39,699 --> 00:10:40,532
Meet me in the pound, dog!
302
00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:41,728
Will do!
303
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,268
Storm, this is the gang.
304
00:10:46,284 --> 00:10:47,518
- Hey.
- Hey...
305
00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:48,865
you heard the news?
306
00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:49,974
What news?
307
00:10:49,993 --> 00:10:52,995
There's a storm brewing... down south.
308
00:10:54,532 --> 00:10:57,101
Hi there! Uh... I'm Danny.
309
00:10:57,058 --> 00:10:58,057
Kim's boyfriend.
310
00:10:58,081 --> 00:10:59,981
Oh, the robbery guy!
311
00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:02,501
Storm and I were texting last night.
312
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,828
Yeah, heard you folded
up like a cheap wallet...
313
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,128
and then you gave him your wallet!
314
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,111
Come on, I'm just joshing.
315
00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:10,544
I'm gonna get some tequila shots.
316
00:11:10,549 --> 00:11:11,616
You guys in?
317
00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:14,337
- Actually, we were...
- Yeah, great!
318
00:11:14,288 --> 00:11:15,722
Well, I think I know
319
00:11:15,726 --> 00:11:17,761
why that guy's calendar is wide open.
320
00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:19,107
He's an A-hole.
321
00:11:19,115 --> 00:11:21,517
What? No, he's...
322
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,848
Look, guys, I know he can
come on a little strong,
323
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,323
but that's just his sense of humor.
324
00:11:24,327 --> 00:11:25,460
Storm selfie!
325
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:28,096
Yikes!
326
00:11:28,099 --> 00:11:29,309
Yeah, I can crop you out.
327
00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:32,375
Oh, my gosh... he is an A-hole!
328
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:36,925
Hey, you!
329
00:11:36,921 --> 00:11:40,056
I hope you're in a good mood
because I made big plans.
330
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,659
I am actually in a great mood.
331
00:11:42,613 --> 00:11:44,547
I have awesome news.
332
00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:47,599
Ah! You're not pregnant!
333
00:11:47,535 --> 00:11:48,601
We haven't done it yet.
334
00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:50,546
Sorry, force of habit.
335
00:11:51,788 --> 00:11:53,755
I found a forever home for Noodles!
336
00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:55,170
My Noodles?
337
00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:57,310
I mean... Noodles?
338
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,819
It's a nice couple with two kids,
339
00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:00,219
and they want to adopt him today!
340
00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:01,960
- Hold on, today?
- Why not?
341
00:12:01,952 --> 00:12:04,220
Well, you know, because, uh...
342
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,124
I lost him.
343
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,717
What?
344
00:12:06,716 --> 00:12:08,083
How could you let that happen?
345
00:12:08,091 --> 00:12:09,458
I don't know!
346
00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:11,300
I was, you know, taking him for a walk,
347
00:12:11,288 --> 00:12:13,454
he jumped up, knocked me over,
348
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:14,595
and just bolted.
349
00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:16,579
Sheldon, he only weighs nine pounds!
350
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:19,230
Well, you know how orphans are...
351
00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:21,551
deceptively strong with
a chip on their shoulder.
352
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:24,285
I entrusted that dog to you.
353
00:12:24,235 --> 00:12:26,594
This is so irresponsible!
354
00:12:27,399 --> 00:12:29,234
Hey, you're the one that gave a dog
355
00:12:29,222 --> 00:12:31,476
to a guy looking for a pawn shop.
356
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:37,630
Danny?
357
00:12:37,662 --> 00:12:39,362
What's wrong?
358
00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:41,056
This guy behind me's kicking my seat.
359
00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,177
Maybe one of us should say something.
360
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,174
I'll take care of it.
361
00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:47,658
That is a large man!
362
00:12:49,138 --> 00:12:50,872
You know what? Why don't
we just trade seats?
363
00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:53,032
I find vibrations incredibly soothing.
364
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,773
Never mind. I'll just find an usher.
365
00:12:54,765 --> 00:12:58,000
No, no... I'll deal with this.
366
00:12:58,888 --> 00:13:00,489
Excuse me, sir.
367
00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:01,721
Sorry to bother you,
368
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:04,068
but would you mind not
kicking my girlfriend's chair?
369
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:06,136
Jeez, I'm sorry. My bad.
370
00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,346
Oh. No problem!
371
00:13:07,359 --> 00:13:09,001
Thank you.
372
00:13:10,301 --> 00:13:12,464
Aw, my hero.
373
00:13:17,303 --> 00:13:19,103
Did you just wink at that guy?
374
00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:21,995
What? No, I just...
375
00:13:21,937 --> 00:13:24,272
Oh, you know what?
Popcorn butter in my eye.
376
00:13:24,239 --> 00:13:25,106
Yeah.
377
00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,635
What the hell, Kim?
378
00:13:26,636 --> 00:13:29,271
Did you guys plan this out
ahead of time for my benefit?
379
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,326
Uh...
380
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:33,280
No, I... I just think he's cute!
381
00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:35,924
So what'd she do, buy you popcorn?
382
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,709
Goobers.
383
00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:43,895
I was just trying to make you feel better!
384
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,267
So your plan to fix my self-esteem
385
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,735
was to pay a guy to
pretend to be scared of me.
386
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,063
Everything sounds stupid
when you summarize it.
387
00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:53,121
Do you two mind?
388
00:13:53,138 --> 00:13:55,406
You're giving Noodles an anxiety attack.
389
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,777
You know, it does
occasionally bear repeating
390
00:13:57,742 --> 00:14:01,111
that you guys do, in fact,
still have your own homes.
391
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:03,136
Oh, I can't take him to my place.
392
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,045
He's not potty trained.
393
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,504
Yeah. I know.
394
00:14:05,509 --> 00:14:07,585
He left me a little treat behind the couch.
395
00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:10,640
Hey! He's not constipated anymore.
396
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,635
I thought you were gonna give the dog back.
397
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:15,963
Can't believe you still
haven't slept with this woman.
398
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,999
Well, uh, those plans have changed.
399
00:14:17,977 --> 00:14:19,844
Turns out she was gonna give Noodles away
400
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:21,132
to some complete strangers,
401
00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:24,043
so I told her I lost him.
402
00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,721
Sheldon, do you realize what just happened?
403
00:14:25,713 --> 00:14:26,880
You gave up sex...
404
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:29,431
for a dog.
405
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,958
Good God on a gravy train...
406
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:33,282
you're right.
407
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,657
It's like there was this emptiness
408
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,064
that existed inside of me
409
00:14:36,071 --> 00:14:37,972
that I didn't even know about
410
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,558
until Noodles came along and filled it.
411
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:41,590
Aw. That is so sweet.
412
00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,437
That, and he's a major pantie-melter
413
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,153
down at the dog park.
414
00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:47,924
I hate to say it, Sheldon,
415
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,064
but you can't keep this dog, okay?
416
00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:49,882
You're gonna have to take him back
417
00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:50,780
and face the music.
418
00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:52,009
Says the guy
419
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,459
who can't seem to break
up with a weatherman.
420
00:14:54,422 --> 00:14:55,621
I'll have you know
421
00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:57,537
I marched right up to Storm this afternoon,
422
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,222
looked him right in the eyes, and...
423
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,632
invited him over to hang out with us.
424
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,079
I think I got lost in his eyes.
425
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:05,475
Seriously, Ryan?
426
00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:06,882
I don't wanna see that guy tonight.
427
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:09,189
He is such a phony.
428
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,726
Hey-hey! How are ya?
429
00:15:10,725 --> 00:15:12,418
Hey, Danny.
430
00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:14,978
Hey, listen, Ryan told me
431
00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:17,011
about the time you got caught in the rain,
432
00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:18,778
so I brought you a little peace offering.
433
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,426
"Storm worthy."
434
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,383
Clever.
435
00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:26,375
Yeah, I know. I came up with it.
436
00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:29,093
Sadly, that's my last umbrella,
437
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:32,045
but I have galoshes for the rest of you.
438
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:34,153
You like men who wear rubbers?
439
00:15:35,661 --> 00:15:36,861
Okay, that is it.
440
00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:37,976
Danny, it's okay.
441
00:15:37,995 --> 00:15:38,828
No, it's not.
442
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:41,359
You know what, Storm?
443
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,618
There are people in this room
444
00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:44,563
who feel I have a problem
standing up for myself.
445
00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:45,714
Now, I'm not gonna name names...
446
00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:47,551
That would be all of us.
447
00:15:48,895 --> 00:15:51,230
But enough is enough.
448
00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:52,999
That is my girlfriend,
449
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:55,957
and you do not get to
talk to her like that.
450
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:57,297
And here's another thing...
451
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,872
none of us wanna hang out with you!
452
00:15:59,829 --> 00:16:02,131
You're obnoxious, your cologne stinks,
453
00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:04,232
and you are terrible at your job!
454
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:08,365
Oh, my God...
455
00:16:08,908 --> 00:16:11,277
You are so mean!
456
00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:14,890
You know what?
457
00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:17,197
You are not Storm worthy.
458
00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:25,954
Cloudy today.
459
00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:28,357
Of course.
460
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,256
High of...
461
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,273
I dunno. Let's say...
462
00:16:32,253 --> 00:16:33,721
teens.
463
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,224
I think you broke him.
464
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,309
I didn't mean to ruin his life.
465
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:42,254
Well, I'm sure he's doing
better than he looks.
466
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,797
Is he drinking beer?
467
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,654
You think I should call him?
468
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,439
No! You have done enough damage.
469
00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:49,630
I will handle this.
470
00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:52,279
Hail in Florida,
471
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:55,270
so the oranges are all gonna die.
472
00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:56,582
Lucky oranges.
473
00:17:00,864 --> 00:17:02,298
Excuse me?
474
00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:05,120
Is this the right theatre
for "Look Who's Barking"?
475
00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,400
All right, little buddy.
476
00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:12,650
Now, listen, you're gonna see
477
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,596
a lot of talking animals in this movie,
478
00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:16,414
but I don't want you to feel inadequate.
479
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,136
It's just really, really
good special effects.
480
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,993
Sheldon?
481
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:28,749
Katie! What are you doing here?
482
00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:30,775
I know one of the dogs in the movie.
483
00:17:30,755 --> 00:17:33,056
To be honest, he's gotten
a little full of himself.
484
00:17:33,025 --> 00:17:34,692
Ah.
485
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,587
Any sign of Noodles?
486
00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:38,283
N-N-No, nothing
yet. Not a thing.
487
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:45,868
Actually, I'm a little broken
up over the whole thing.
488
00:17:45,811 --> 00:17:47,812
What's under your jacket?
489
00:17:47,794 --> 00:17:51,537
Well, if you didn't break
up with me, you'd know.
490
00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,219
It's moving.
491
00:17:53,228 --> 00:17:55,828
Well, I bet you're regretting it now.
492
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:59,270
Sheldon, you're clearly hiding something.
493
00:17:59,239 --> 00:18:01,274
And I think you're seeing things.
494
00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,720
You know what? We're leav...
495
00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,423
I mean, I'm leaving.
496
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,440
Clearly, I'm here by myself.
497
00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:08,492
Noodles! I knew it.
498
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,143
Look, I can explain.
499
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:12,074
You lied to me and told me you lost the dog
500
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:12,958
so that you could keep it!
501
00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:16,254
Okay, so no need to explain, then.
502
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:18,651
Look, I'm sorry, it's just I...
503
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:20,313
I got so attached to the little fella.
504
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,240
The family I had lined up to adopt him
505
00:18:22,224 --> 00:18:23,590
adopted another dog.
506
00:18:23,598 --> 00:18:25,566
Now I have to start the
whole process all over again.
507
00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:26,715
Wait! No, no, no!
508
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,999
Let me adopt him.
509
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,136
I'll take good care of him.
510
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,187
I'll feed him. I'll give him a great home.
511
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,400
No expenses spared.
512
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,247
The adoption fee is $800.
513
00:18:35,236 --> 00:18:38,705
Goodbye, little buddy.
514
00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,894
Don't talk about yourself like that, okay?
515
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:44,010
You are not a failure.
516
00:18:44,026 --> 00:18:45,794
It's my fault.
517
00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,586
I act like a jerk so people will like me.
518
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:49,676
What do you do to get them to hate you?
519
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:52,522
I sleep with their wives.
520
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,934
Look, you don't know what it's like
521
00:18:53,937 --> 00:18:55,604
to be Storm Chambers, all right?
522
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,002
Everyone expects me to
be "on," to be "cool,"
523
00:18:57,965 --> 00:19:01,400
to be unnaturally handsome, even in person.
524
00:19:01,321 --> 00:19:03,623
And yeah, I'm all those things and more.
525
00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:04,825
But it's a lot of pressure.
526
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:05,938
Yeah, but Storm,
527
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:07,290
what do you care what
my brothers and I think?
528
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,534
You must have tons of friends.
529
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,916
Who? Hollywood phonies? Runway models?
530
00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,106
I mean, sure,
531
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,352
I've had hundreds and hundreds
532
00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:15,532
of sexual partners,
533
00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:17,649
but no real friendships.
534
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,494
No one actually likes me for who I am.
535
00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:22,437
Oh, I'm sorry, what was that part
536
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,687
after "hundreds and
hundreds of sexual partners?"
537
00:19:24,659 --> 00:19:26,993
I mean, it was fun for a while,
538
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,762
but then I realized there's
this emptiness in my life
539
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,277
that I never knew was there.
540
00:19:31,277 --> 00:19:33,100
And I don't know how to fill it.
541
00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:36,538
You know, I think I have an idea.
542
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,354
And...
543
00:19:38,341 --> 00:19:40,008
looking ahead to the weekend,
544
00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:43,205
Walter the Weather Dog tells
me we're seeing a warming trend!
545
00:19:43,136 --> 00:19:44,517
Isn't that right, Walter?
546
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:47,533
Walter says, "No bones about it!"
547
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:53,562
I had that dog for three
days and he never said a word.
548
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,749
I don't know if you guys noticed it or not,
549
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,897
but that dog had a horrible gas problem.
550
00:20:01,872 --> 00:20:05,542
- That wasn't the dog.
- I took a shot.
551
00:20:05,452 --> 00:20:06,753
How about you, Ryan?
552
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,297
Are you sure you're not
gonna miss Storm too much?
553
00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:10,332
My days of hero worship are over.
554
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:13,314
Hey! Isn't that that guy
from the used car commercials?
555
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,286
Jungle Jim Peterson?
556
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:15,924
That guy will not be undersold.
557
00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:18,319
Pfft. Jungle Jim Peterson.
558
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:19,938
What's that guy got that I don't got?
559
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:22,035
You wanna start that again?
560
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,813
Screw Storm Chambers
561
00:20:23,802 --> 00:20:25,002
and his stupid little weather dog.
562
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:28,699
So he didn't call for "rover"-cast skies?
563
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:32,352
What happened to your umbrella?
564
00:20:32,784 --> 00:20:36,043
It's about as reliable as his forecasts.
565
00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:38,332
Hey! I'll see you guys later.
566
00:20:38,348 --> 00:20:39,614
I'm going to the car lot.
567
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,827
Jungle Jim says I can
inflate the Giant Gorilla.
568
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,766
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
569
00:20:42,816 --> 00:20:47,366
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