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You guys are as good as decorations.

Jerks.

Brother Shu Er.

How are you?

Mr. Xiao.

You came personally.

You're too much for me to handle.

People from Lingjiu Palace are all so talented.

If I don't play safe,

...I'll get into trouble.

Bottom line.

You feel threatened by our master.

I've seen what he's capable of doing.

Even when I think back now,

...I still tremble.

That's right.

Mr. Xiao.

Don't tell me you actually believe...

...that stupid tower can trap our master.

No one can break free from it.

Do you think I'm here...

...to fight alone...

...or save the damsel in distress?

That can't be real.

Greetings, Your Highness.

At the Fighters' Meeting tomorrow,

...I will capture all of you.

Miao San.

Miao San!

Miao San.

Miao San!

Wake up, Miao San!

Why isn't he regaining consciousness?

Girl.

Can't you spare me some concern?

You're very lucky.

That's right.

Miao San.

We still haven't fought.

If I don't fight you,

...I'll really be called...

...a coward.

How come there's no response at all?

Didn't you say that he'll wake up after drinking some water?

He already drank so much water.

Why isn't he regaining consciousness?

This isn't right.

He didn't drink enough.

I don't care!

You need to save Miao San!

-Hurry! -My back!

My back.

I'm injured too.

Aren't you the leader of the Beggars' Sect?

You can do something about this, right?

Help me.

Save Miao San.

I'm not a deity, girl.

Look into my eyes.

Do I look like I'm lying to you?

If someone is unconscious,

...just feed him water...

...and he'll definitely...

Miao San.

Miao San, you're awake.

He woke up because he choked.

Are you okay?

Qing Xue.

What happened?

Why am I not treated like that?

Should I fetch more water for you?

No. No thanks.

Yes.

Get more water.

I need to drink some too.

Are you okay?

Do you have dislocation or something?

Do you need me to fix any broken limb?

I'm fine, Qing Xue.

I've a tough body.

I can take it.

I'm glad that you're fine.

Else, I'll be too ashamed to face master.

Protect yourself and my buddies.

Share your fate with them.

What's wrong, Qing Xue?

Nothing's wrong.

I'll find food for you.

Girl.

Girl.

-What's the matter? -In my humble opinion,

...at a time like this,

...you should help that big guy to stop his bleeding first.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

What? You're blaming me now?

Fine. Blame me.

Qing Xue.

Don't do that.

Don't do that, Qing Xue.

Girl.

This concerns your good name.

Girl.

Stop tearing your clothes.

How come he has so many injuries?

Miao San.

Promise me one thing, okay?

Stop saying thing likes...

...you'll feel ashamed.

Pinky promise.

Master said that...

...we are buddies.

Seal the deal.

Watch out!

Big guy.

Save me, big guy.

Miao San!

Miao San!

Mr. Xu!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Girl.

I've a constructive suggestion.

Should I tell you?

Say it already!

You're just a beggar! Don't talk like a scholar!

Now, I'm the only one who can prove the innocence of...

...Madam Yu Chen and Qin Zhan.

Be decisive, girl.

Run!

Do as the beggar says!

Don't worry about me!

-He's right. Let's run. -Miao San!

I should share my fate with him.

Run!

Qing Xue! Do as the beggar says!

Go, girl! Strangle him to death!

This tower is so big.

It's bottomless.

Wait for me!

They should be right behind this.

I'm thinking of exchanging moves with the pretty girls.

I'm in a hurry.

Don't burden me if you want to go have fun.

Don't worry.

I won't burden you.

Just don't steal my girls later.

Don't you have your Brother Huang?

It's been 10 years.

Why don't you just admit that I'm the one Xiang Nan likes?

You're the one he likes?

Which part of you is better than me?

I'm pretty! I'm the pretty one!

I'm the prettiest one!

Dongfang Ruan Yu!

How dare you compare yourself with me! Do you want to die?

Nonsense! Don't overestimate yourself!

Twins.

I'm pretty! I'm the pretty one!

-I'm the prettiest! -How pretty.

My eyes are prettier than yours!

My nose is prettier!

My hair is prettier!

You have split ends! I'm the prettier one!

How pretty.

Pretty indeed.

-Who is prettier? -Who is prettier?

I'm pretty! I'm the pretty one!

You're so shameless! I'm prettier!

My lips are prettier than yours!

-My legs are prettier! -I'm the pretty one!

I'm prettier than you!

I repeat!

Can you two calm down?

I've an urgent matter here.

I need your key.

Can you lend it to me?

I'm way prettier than you!

Mr. Qin.

It's pointless.

I've long heard that...

...the Dongfang sisters have fought over the question of who's prettier...

...for ten years.

Looks like the rumour is true.

Setting aside that issue, don't tell me...

...they still can't determine the better fighter after ten years.

They can't.

They can't even determine the rightful owner of this seat.

What should I do then?

Screw this.

Do I have to wait another ten years?

How am I going to save my damsel in distress?

-Who is prettier?' -Who is prettier?

Whoever gives me the key is prettier.

We each hold half of the key.

Why don't you join hands with me...

...to kill this wretched woman?

If you do so, I'll hand you the key.

My big sister.

You're so old.

I'm sure he prefers the young one.

Screw you!

You're just an hour younger than me...

...and you've bragged about that for 50 years!

They are 50 years old and still fighting over beauty?

That's quite shameless.

-You're asking for death! -You're asking for death!

They can copy my moves.

No wonder they can fight on for 10 years.

What else can you do?

Don't hold back.

Sure.

Learn well.

Where did you get this from?

This belongs to Xiang Nan.

Xiang Nan?

I found it in the prison cell.

Could it be that Brother Xiang Nan came to rescue me?

I'm the one Xiang Nan wants to rescue!

Dongfang Ruan Yu, you've no shame at all!

Dongfang Wen Xiang, I dare you to say it again!

Give it back to me!

Give it back to me!

Give it back to me!

Enough!

This pouch is mine now.

If you want it,

...exchange it with your key.

Otherwise,

...I'll destroy it.

The pouch isn't important.

Take me to the owner of this pouch and I will hand you the key!

Don't argue.

Don't fight.

Listen to me.

The owner of the pouch...

...died a long time ago.

He died?

Who died?

I'm saying that your Brother Xiang Nan...

...died 10 years ago.

Ladies.

Don't be sad.

You still have Brother Wang.

It's true. He's really dead.

I saw his skeleton.

I think he was confined in the tower by the master of the tower...

...and died of depression.

Calm down.

I believe the things in this pouch...

...are for the two of you.

Take it.

I guess he wants the two of you...

...to love each other...

...and stop hurting each other.

Big sister.

This is the corn you love.

Sister.

This is the chilli you love.

Big sister.

Back then,

...Brother Xiang Nan planted corn all across Mount Shengshou...

...just because you love corn.

One day, I saw it...

...and he told me to keep it from you.

-Big sister. -Sister.

Ladies.

Can I have the key now?

I gave you the pouch.

I'm really in a hurry to save someone.

Thank you.

Hero.

May we know your name?

I'm Qin Zhan, master of Lingjiu Palace.

Mr. Qin.

We'd like to pay our respect to Brother Xiang Nan.

Please give us the key to the lower floor.

Ladies.

Listen to me.

We've yet to defeat the master of the tower.

You can go after we defeat the master of the tower.

Ming Yue!

Ming Yue!

Your Highness.

What happened?

You fell from such a high place.

Get up.

Sit down.

Are you okay?

It hurts.

Mr. Qin, is she your wife?

No.

You misunderstood.

Your Highness.

I think I sprained my back.

This is the Tibetan medicinal patch I've kept for many years.

It's very effective. You'll recover immediately.

I want Your Highness to put it on me.

Let me do it.

Go away.

Is it here?

Yes, that's right.

Done.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Thank you, ladies.

May we meet again.

Please be careful if you wish to escape from the tower.

The tower master has been absorbing power of strong fighters for centuries.

He's extremely powerful.

Don't worry.

We'll be cautious.

Wang, let's go.

Go ahead without me.

I have one wish to fulfill.

Forget it. Leave him alone.

Ladies.

Brother Wang, how may we help you?

When I was downstairs,

...I heard that...

There are many pretty ladies here.

Since I came, why don't you...

...introduce a few to me?

Girls.

Come and meet Brother Wang.

Brother Wang, come here.

Brother Wang.

Brother Wang, come here quickly.

Brother Wang.

Dear...

Pretty sisters,...

...we have...

We have...

...something important to do.

May we never meet again.

Brother Wang!

Brother Wang!

Wait, big sister.

Why aren't we leaving?

When will Xingsu Sect and Guigu Sect arrive?

By right, they should arrive soon.

Big sister.

How did it go? Did you see Yu Chen?

No.

Xiao Nai He has more helpers now.

Big sister.

Both Ms. Qing Xue and Brother Miao San aren't with us.

What should we do?

We can't be bothered.

Tomorrow,

...we'll have a war between the good and evil sects.

Xiao Bing?

Kill her!

She deserves this!

Look at her.

How can she betray us?

This is too unforgivable!

We must not spare her!

Spies should all be killed!

Right!

Madam Yu Chen.

How do you feel?

It's too scorching.

Give me the Pill of Revival.

On top of freeing you,

...I'll hold the umbrella for you.

Can you stop repeating the same thing?

I really know nothing about this Pill of Revival thing.

You're really stubborn.

A normal sword...

...might not hurt you.

But if I use this one...

...to cut your face,

It'll be fun.

How old-fashioned.

Do whatever you want.

Qin Zhan.

I might not...

...get to see you again.

Sir.

The garrison outside of the city is for defending the city.

How can we dispatch them?

Please don't put me in a dilemma.

This concerns the well-being of Song.

You must dispatch the army now.

I'll need the military tally to dispatch the army.

You can take the credit after capturing the real spy of Liao.

I'll explain to my father.

Sir.

A country has its own laws and an army has its own rules.

Today, even if you kill me here,

...I won't let you dispatch the army.

Aren't you afraid of getting killed by me?

No one is immortal.

If I die to honour the military rule,

...my death will be

Sir!

If a prince dies under your nose,

...your entire family will be exterminated!

Wait, sir!

I'll dispatch the army.

Dear heroes, thank you for coming.

In this meeting,

...we have one important announcement.

We shall execute this spy of Liao,

...Yu Chen.

Leader Xiao is getting rid of a threat for the martial arts circle.

We couldn't agree more.

We couldn't agree more!

See?

You even protected them back then.

You talk so much.

You're still so stubborn when you're dying.

This is just the beginning.

There are only three of you.

You lot are asking for death!

Release that woman.

A bunch of idiots.

Xiao Bing!

You're audacious!

I can't believe you joined those people from Lingjiu Palace!

You guys have been fooled by a bad guy.

I can't let you all kill Madam Yu Chen!

I can't believe you stubborn people...

...believe in Xiao Nai He's lies.

So, which one of them will win?

Them?

Oh no.

This schemeful hypocrite plans to destroy the whole martial arts circle.

Run!

Don't fall for Xiao Nai He's trick!

What trick? What is she talking about?

Trick?

Why are you poking me?

Are you crazy?

Ms. Yu Chen.

We came upon our master's order to rescue you.

No matter how dangerous it is, we won't be afraid.

Ms. Yu Chen.

Although you're very feisty,

...we won't let them hurt you even if we'll lose our lives today!

What's wrong with Qin Zhan's subordinates?

They are all so stubborn.

I'll give you all two choices today.

You either free Yu Chen...

...or...

Die!

Little girl.

You're too ridiculous!

They are too conceited!

Kill them!

How boastful!

Kill her! Kill them!

Kill her!

Kill her!

Is this the place?

We finally reached.

Your Highness.

It looks we've reached the ground floor.

Mr. Qin.

The master of the tower should be right behind this door.

By the way,

...you can escape on your own now.

Why are you following me?

Mr. Qin.

I'm going to return to the martial arts circle soon.

I'll be counting on you.

That'll depend on your performance.

I understand.

This egg is so tough.

I think the chains...

...can withstand immense power.

Watch out, Your Highness!

Are you the master of the tower?

It's been many years...

...since someone broke in.

Enough. We're really in a hurry.

Can you let us out?

Mr. Qin.

You're so strong.

Why don't you just destroy this tower directly?

I wish I can.

This tower is made of a strange material.

Otherwise, I would have destroyed it since the beginning.

Intruders.

Do not be impatient.

I've trained in isolation here for a century.

This is place...

...with no ambition or deception.

Why don't we just study Taoism together here?

Isn't that a good idea?

Nonsense!

Mr. Qin.

Give me a chance to contribute.

I'll test the waters.

Give me a minute.

Wang, can you handle him?

I'm not called the Quick Hand King for nothing.

It's been a long time since I last used my strongest move.

Wang is actually quite strong.

I'll break your arm first!

Mr. Qin.

Save me.

I thought you said you can hold it up for a minute.

This won't do.

This much of inner power...

...isn't even enough as snack.

Oh no.

I've gone weak.

Condensation of Inner Power?

It's the same as Your Highness' power.