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Don't worry, Your Highness.

I, Bai Ming Qi, volunteer to eliminate this devil for Western Xia.

Qin Zhan has been making news lately.

He's getting ahead of you guys from Xingsu Sect.

Are you taking about those dogs of the six sects?

What's so surprising?

I beg of you. Kill me.

Kill me!

A knife.

Let me die.

This poison...

...is interesting.

Whoever gets poisoned...

...will first lose his power and become lethargic.

When the poison acts up, he will experience immense pain.

But, his skin will become as though as steel.

This is what it means by...

...being unable to live or die.

Won't that make him invincible?

Just press his acupressure point of death.

Your poison is so evil.

-However... -Wait.

You must be worried about Yu Chen recruiting Physician Xue.

Rest assured.

Everything is under my control.

No.

Qin Zhan feels like a bigger threat.

Come with me.

Yes.

We shall share our fate with the castle!

We will give our all to defend the castle!

We will give our all to defend the castle!

We shall share our fate...

...with the castle!

We shall share our fate...

...with the castle!

Mr. Liu, how's the castle defense?

Rest assured, Your Highness.

The soldiers will give their all to protect the country.

We shall share our fate with the castle!

We shall share our fate with the castle!

We shall share our fate with the castle!

We shall share our fate with the castle!

Tell Li Qiu Shui to come and pay her respect to our master!

Else, we'll destroy Western Xia!

The empress dowager isn't meeting any guest today!

If she won't come out, we'll go in.

Report!

Bad news, Your Highness.

The devil broke through the castle wall.

He has reached the courtyard.

Mr. Liu.

Where's General Bai?

Your Highness.

General Bai headed to the courtyard. Please rest assured.

No one can defeat someone as strong as General Bai.

Leave!

You must be the strongest general of Western Xia, Bai Ming Qi.

-Miao San, go easy on him. -Yes, Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Where are you going?

Did you come all the way to Western Xia...

...to show off?

Your Highness.

I've been standing here since earlier.

Shouldn't you grant me a seat?

Don't get carried away.

You can have that seat.

You're leaving already?

I just sat down.

Put this on.

Put this on quickly.

It's cold in Western Xia. Put this on.

This is...

Do you know her?

Leader of Fighters' Alliance.

Nice butt.

I see. This is the kind of woman you like.

Western Xia might be poor,

...but we have many women with nice butt.

I'm asking you...

...if you know the Leader of Fighters' Alliance.

Is she currently in Western Xia?

I see. Madam Yu Chen?

You should go to Kaifeng if you're looking for her.

Kaifeng?

Yu Chen.

Qin Zhan must be here to find Yu Chen for revenge.

I don't think he'll harm Western Xia.

It's best if I can win him over.

Mr. Qin, there's something you don't know.

Yu Chen, the new Leader of Fighters' Alliance,

...has someone backing her up, Zhao Xu, a prince of Song Dynasty.

They are such a lovely couple.

Darn it.

That guy got ahead of me.

Don't worry, Mr. Qin.

I've a suggestion. Let's form an alliance.

With all of Western Xia's forces, I'm sure we can fight against them.

Oh really?

Please wait.

-Please wait. -Goodbye.

I've a granddaughter. She's very pretty with a nice butt.

She has always admired you.

Why don't you marry her?

Are you trying to make me your grandson?

I dare not.

Mr. Qin, I've another suggestion.

I'll have her portrait drawn.

You can decide after seeing it, okay?

I'm in a hurry.

It'll be done very quickly.

Mr. Qin, it'll be completed very quickly.

Hurry up.

Princess Qing Xue! Bad news!

What's the situation? Has the devil charged in?

Looks like even General Bai is no match for him.

Princess Qing Xue, stop playing. This isn't the time for that.

I'm not playing. I'm going to save my grandmother.

Princess Qing Xue.

You should worry about yourself.

She's planning to marry you to that devil.

What?

Princess Qing Xue, you should run away quickly.

That devil is big and tall.

He's cruel and tyrannical.

I heard he can break the wall with a single punch.

If you marry him,

...you're surely too weak to handle him.

Are you done drawing?

-I'm in a hurry. -I've finished drawing her eyes.

-Just draw the butt. -It'll be done soon.

Ming Yue, let's go.

Mr. Qin.

The butt is easy to draw.

The butt is really easy to draw.

This isn't right.

I'm supposed to rob.

The butt is easy to draw.

You'll draw.

This is robbery.

What stupid thing is this?

Don't throw it away yet.

It might come in handy in the future.

Enough playing, Miao San. We're leaving.

Princess Qing Xue, this is your first time leaving home.

Please be careful since you'll be all alone.

The people outside are very tricky.

I've no idea when we'll reunite.

Also, you must eat regularly...

...and wear more clothes.

Why are you still standing here?

If you don't go now, it'll be too late.

Alright.

Your Highness, what's wrong?

Stay here and wait for me.

Don't peek.

Go, Princess Qing Xue.

It rained so heavily last night.

Do you take me for a fool?

You are...

Master, take me to dungeons.

I'm busy.

Could it be that he found out that I'm the princess?

I'm no one.

My disciple?

I don't think it's her.

This lady looks so beautiful from the back.

This woman has a nice body and a pretty face.

A person like this...

...will either become the disciple of a hero...

...and fall hopelessly in love with her master...

...or die horribly in a foreign land.

Waiter.

Give me a pot of tea.

Young lady.

Why won't you let me drink the tea?

Young lady.

You're giving off bad energy.

You must be poisoned.

I have the antidote.

Eat it and you'll be fine.

I'm poisoned?

I haven't eaten anything since I left home.

Don't think you can scare me.

You think you've to eat something to get poisoned?

Think about it carefully.

Did anyone...

...touch you?

That's right.

That's the poison.

Three days later, when the poison acts up,

...your entire body will itch.

In less than two hours,

...you will die.

No medicine can save you.

Master.

Who do you take me for?

This is a blatant insult!

No. That's not what I mean.

Master, please calm down.

Eat this quickly.

You...

Is it delicious?

Have more. Go ahead.

Who are you? How dare you ruin my plan!

Let go of me if you have some guts!

Let's have a fair duel!

Sure.

What is this?

Don't come over.

You poisoned me and wouldn't let me take the antidote.

What's your motive?

You're such a stupid girl.

You can't even tell that you got fooled.

You really look a lot like her.

You're the stupid one. Everyone in your family is stupid.

Listen. I'm very clever.

If you dare to stalk me,

...I'll report to the authority.

Let go of me!

Miao San.

It hurts.

I'm so clever.

You...

We'll meet again.

Young lady, the world out there is dangerous.

You need to be extra careful.

You should go home while you're still safe.

Home?

I can't go home.

Looks like you're another unfortunate child.

-Uncle. -Yes?

If this place is so dangerous,

...why do you stay here?

I'm an old man.

I'm not afraid of death.

I've nothing to cling to.

Stop right there!

Be wise and leave your money.

Otherwise...

I should be strong enough to escape.

But, what about the old man?

Uncle, I'll be the decoy.

You'll run away.

This... This won't do.

Run.

The money is with me!

Come at me if you have some guts!

The money is with me! Come here!

Yes, the money is with her.

You all can have the cart too.

Didn't you say that you're not afraid of death?

Let's drink, brothers!

Cheers!

Empty your cups!

Let's drink!

-My brothers, isn't she pretty? -Congratulations, boss.

After being single for over 30 years,

...I got myself a beauty like this.

Come on, girl.

Smile for me.

I'll make you feel good tonight.

How dare you kidnap a helpless girl in broad daylight!

Where is justice?

Who is that?

-Who are you? -Show yourself!

Come out!

You're about to die.

You don't deserve to know my name.

Young lady, may I know your name?

My name is Qing Xue.

Qing Xue?

What a nice name.

I came late.

You must be frightened.

It's going to rain.

Ms. Qing Xue, let's look for shelter.

This way, please.

Ms. Qing Xue.

Your clothes are wet.

Why don't you take them off and let me dry them over a fire for you?

But, there won't be firewood in this abandoned temple.

Looks like...

...we're quite lucky.

Hurry.

Take off your clothes.

But, there's no rack.

I'm usually very lucky.

Ms. Qing Xue.

What's the meaning of this?

I'd like to see if I'm lucky too.

You...

Ms. Qing Xue.

You seem quite unlucky.

Don't be impatient.

I'm going to take a bath first.

Grandmother, I miss you so much.

I've had enough of this.

I want to go home.

What should I do? Somebody save me.

Ms. Qing Xue is quite shy.

Today,

...I must hang in there for 30 seconds.

Alright. Do your best.

Ms. Qing Xue.

I'm coming in.

Pervert!

Take this!

Lie down. It's been a long day for you.

You must be tired.

Where am I?

My room of course.

Do you want to be in that abandoned temple?

It's you again.

Do whatever you want.

I'm too tired to run anyway.

Our master saved you several times.

Yet, you don't appreciate his help at all.

Appreciate?

You guys set me up, right?

You're trying to be the hero to the damsel in distress.

You even put up the act three times in a row.

Come.

I'm already in your bed anyway.

You...

Why don't you be my disciple?

From now on, I'll protect you.

It's okay. I've the patience.

You'll appreciate me in the future.

Your Highness, why are you so concerned about this girl?

Master, help me to level up.

I'm busy.

Master, help me to get a pet.

I'm busy.

Master.

I'm leaving.

Rest well.

No wonder Your Highness is so concerned about Qing Xue.

I believe she'll understand your effort in the future.

You all are the people closest to me too.

Closest? Is this a confession?

We've money now.

We can go back and restore Lingjiu Palace.

There's no hurry. You all have worked hard for days.

It's been hard on you all.

I'll treat you all to good food.

Food?

I've never had a meal with His Highness.

Is this a wedding banquet?

Ming Yue, what are you doing?

-Walk faster. -Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Your Highness.

What do you plan to do next?

Let's make a trip to Kaifeng first.

Kaifeng?

Is this our honeymoon?

Enough, Ming Yue.

I can't go on! I'm having a leg cramp!

I'm dying. Move on without me.

Don't save me.

Let go of me!

We've reached.

-You guys are here. -Your Highness.

Thank you for the hard work, Your Highness.

Your Highness, I knew you'll return triumphant.

So, I came here to wait for you.

It was okay.

Who is this woman?

She...

Shu Er, don't ask. You'll cry.

It's just been a few days. His Highness is such a player.

Enough talk. Let's go out and eat.

Come.

Boss, give my big sister a glass of orange juice!

Right away!

Please enjoy.

Han Yi, this is for you. Give me your hand.

Come.

Let's have a toast.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Good wine.

No, Ming Yue.

Let's drink slowly.

I can't hold my liquor.

Your Highness.

In the past, we could only look at you from afar.

Now, we can finally serve you by your side.

Please don't turn me down.

True. In the past,

...you all only kept me company in the game.

I can't believe I can now drink, play...

...and explore the world with you all.

I swear that...

...from now on, all of you are my best buddies.

I'll take good care of you all.

Let's have fun together, okay?

Okay!

Cheers!

Alright. Come.

Mr. Du.

Bring us a few bowls.

Why aren't you drinking?

Is our wine not good enough for you?

You aren't drinking either.

I emptied my cup. Do you dare to do the same?

You are...

...an idiot.

Hey! You...

Your Highness! She called me an idiot!

Cut it out.

Let's have a toast to congratulate His Highness on...

...finding himself a disciple.

Disciple? This...

Your Highness.

I don't care anymore. Let's drink until we drop.

-Come. Cheers. -Cheers!

Stop breaking my bowls!

Screw you! Can you stop breaking my bowls already?

Are you picking a fight?

Are you picking a fight? I'm talking to you! Don't run!

I'm talking to you!

Stop chopping! Enough!

What did the fish do to you?

Are you picking a fight?

Where's Qing Xue?

Stop acting like a hero.

The good guys I ran into all turned out to be bad guys.

Don't act like a good guy when you're the devil.

Oh no. There's poison in the wine.

Poison? What poison?

Who says there's poison? Where's the poison?