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Jenny, they're ready for you on set.

Nick: Get ready for "Masked Singer" Comedy Night.

( yelping )

I'm okay.

♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh ♪

♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪

Good luck tonight, Jenny.

♪ My dad said, "Be an actor, my son ♪

♪ But be a comical one"

- ( sighs ) - ♪ Make 'em laugh

( horn honks )

( groaning )

♪ Yeah, I'm fine

♪ Now you see me shine from a mile ♪

♪ Finally got back that smile ♪

♪ Smile, woohoo

♪ Smile

♪ 'Cause I finally, 'cause I finally, woohoo ♪

- Oh, yeah! Whoo! - Yeah!

Welcome to "The Masked Singer."

It's Comedy Roast Night, where we finally get the chance

to not take ourselves too seriously.

( hooting )

And who better to open our comedy night

than our very own Dr. Ken Jeong?

Yeah!

Yes!

Thank you. Thank you.

Good to see you, Nickelback. Great to see you.

- Nickelback. - I've never seen someone host a show in pajamas before,

but I know Nick is tired.

He's been up all night memorizing his kids' names.

- Oh, boy! - Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Nick: I think you're losing them, Ken.

- Can I finish my monologue, Daddy? - Please do. Carry on.

- I have nothing else to say. - Yeah! Ken Jeong.

- You know I have something to say. - What?

- Sit your ass down. - Oh!

- Hey, hey. Oh, oh, oh! - Roasting all night. All night.

- We roasting all night. - We roasting?

- We roasting. - You know what?

You wouldn't talk to Donny Osmond like that,

and you know that for a fact.

Dr. Ken Jeong, ladies and gentlemen.

He looks like an orangutan.

We've already lost control, y'all.

All right, well, let's get to it.

The reigning queen of "Masked Singer" is here.

Queen Bride has returned to defend her crown

against two brand new challengers.

- Both: Yeah! - They all want the crown,

so you know they gotta throw down.

Jenny: Yes!

Can the queen defend her title?

She's got a pretty good chance

if she brings the same monster energy as last time.

Check this out.

♪ Hey now, you're a rock star ♪

♪ Get the show on, get paid ♪

♪ All that glitters is gold

♪ Only shooting stars break the mold ♪

The queen is the Bride!

Bride: Beating Gopher last week in the Battle Royale was killer.

I'm a shooting star tonight, baby!

I know it's not ladylike to showboat,

but this queen just can't help herself.

Two new challengers are knocking on my kingdom's door.

But the claws are out, and this queen is ready

to conquer anyone that comes between me and my crown.

( roars )

I'm still getting rocker vibes.

Now I know you're all dying to know

who this blushing bride is,

so here's another juicy clue.

Ring any wedding bells?

"Act up" and "set list." Maybe they can act and sing.

Bride: Speaking of weddings, tonight's royal opus

is going out to Mrs. McCarthy Wahlberg,

who wasn't fooling anyone with that white wedding dress.

( laughing )

That's rude.

It was ivory, so he's half right.

Ivory.

♪ Hey, little sister, what have you done? ♪

♪ Hey, little sister, who's the holy one? ♪

♪ Hey, little sister, who's your Superman? ♪

♪ Hey, little sister, who's the one you want? ♪

♪ Hey, little sister, shotgun

♪ Well, it's a nice day for-- start again ♪

♪ Ow! Come on

♪ It's a nice day for a white wedding ♪

- Not hearing any British. - Who is this?

♪ It's a nice day to start again, yeah ♪

♪ There is nothing safe in this world ♪

♪ And there's fair in this world ♪

♪ And there's nothing sure in this world ♪

♪ And there's nothing pure in this world ♪

♪ And if there's something left in this world ♪

- He sounds familiar. - I know. It's a big star.

♪ Start again

♪ Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding ♪

Let me see you clap your hands!

♪ Come on, it's a nice day to start again ♪

♪ Come on, it's a nice day to start again ♪

♪ Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding ♪

♪ Yeah

- Ow! - Ken: Yeah!

Yeah! Wow.

He's gotta be a musician.

Holy matrimony!

The Bride has done it again.

Yes!

- Robin: Wow. - Can I just say, here comes the Bride

ready to snatch that Masked Singer Trophy!

- Yes! - Nicole: Yes.

Jenny: And I love the chutzpah.

Even the little insult, I let that pass.

I thought you really kicked butt in this performance.

- Good job. - Nicole: Yeah.

Ow!

Nick: There it is. But I know what we need.

We need a clue, right?

Yeah, I need a clue.

And we're gonna get that from a comedy legend.

You know him from "SNL"

and movies on movies,

and he's currently touring the U. S.

- Mr. Jon Lovitz! - No way!

- Oh, my God. - Robin: Yeah!

All right, roast away, Jon.

And now your clue for Bride.

They have a movie career

and they like to show off their chest,

just like Jenny McCarthy...

- Oh, my-- - Oh!

...minus the movie career.

It's kind of true.

- Nick: Jon Lovitz, everybody. - Thank you, thank you.

We love it. Now, Bride, that was a roast. That was jokes.

But can you tell us a little bit more

about what Jon Lovitz had to say with that clue.

I just want to say the Rex appeal

is off the charts tonight, am I right?

- Yes! - The Rex appeal.

Nick: All right, so all puns aside,

are any these clues helping you guys?

Robin: Well, it's a little confusing right now.

However, somebody with this personality and spirit,

rocker who also is a movie star, has been in many movies,

and loves to go shirtless when he's performing

and when he's in films,

could this possibly be, from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flea?

- Oh. - Jenny: Oh, my gosh.

Nicole: Good energy.

He likes to show off more than his chest sometimes though.

Nick: What you got, Ken?

Bride is Matthew McConaughey, and I'll tell you why.

Movie, take off a shirt. He always takes off his shirt.

Set list, he is always on a set. He's an A-list.

Act up, he acts.

And then when he does a scene with the sky, he looks up.

This is-- all right, all right, all right--

Matthew McConaughey, it's an honor.

- No! That's so silly. - How dare you?

That is an honor amongst honors, Mr. Ken Jeong. Thank you.

And he's speaking with a fake British accent

and he's from Texas. I love it.

- Wow. - All right, Nicole,

make some sense out of this.

Look, Nick, last week I thought because he was hitting them high notes,

he was a singer who's done some acting.

But now with the "act up" clue, I feel like it's an actor

who does some singing, right?

And his energy is electric, it's explosive.

And who's known for being a live wire? David Arquette.

- Jenny: Oh! - Ken: Wow, good guess.

Robin: That's a good guess.

- And he's not afraid to try new stuff, so it makes sense. - Ken: Right.

That's true though. The clues fit.

There it is. That's a good guess, guys.

- Yes. - I like it, I like it, I like it.

Now I gotta ask the Bride one more thing.

Queen Bride, you have two challengers

that have a lot to prove tonight.

- Are you worried? - Do I look like I'm worried?

I'm a giant freaking dinosaur, man!

( shouting )

- Who is that? - Well, one thing we do know,

that was an amazing performance.

- Yes! - Head on back to the lair,

and we'll see you again during the big vote.

- Keep it going for the Bride. - Robin: Yeah! Bride!

Killed it. Killed it.

Nick: Help the Bride out, Men In Black.

I nailed it, and the chicks in the crowd were going bananas.

This is the Bride's time.

Here comes the Bride! Aw, yeah!

Oh, my gosh. I am loving Comedy Night.

Oh, me, too. This is great.

You should kind of get into comedy. You ever think about that?

♪ Who is that?

♪ Who is that?

Welcome back to our "Masked Singer" Comedy Roast Night.

Up next, coming in hot, it's the Snowstorm.

♪ We're cool for the summer

( vocalizing )

Ooh! Oh, my gosh! Look at that costume.

That's gorgeous. Look at that, body, Jenny!

She is a tall, lovely lady.

♪ We're cool for the summer

All iced out.

( music continues )

♪ We're cool for the summer

- Wow. - Okay, Snowstorm.

Hey, y'all, let me tell you something funny.

To do what I do, you gotta be cold-blooded.

So, becoming Snowstorm actually makes sense for me.

And while I can be a total "B-lizzard" when I wanna be,

I swear, I am just the sweetest thing.

"Sweetest Thing." Like the movie?

Like Cameron Diaz.

I started working when I was 18,

and it took tight two years to see myself on the screen,

'cause being a woman, I've snowplow my way

into a male-dominated industry.

Things haven't always been pitch perfect.

"Pitch Perfect." Anna Kendrick.

I've had some failures,

but bombing wildly has made me fearless.

So this song goes out to my favorite fearless lady Nicole,

who has had more famous exes

than Nick has had baby mamas.

- Robin: Oh! - Really?

- Zing. - That's a lot of baby mamas.

♪ Thought I'd end up with Sean

♪ But he wasn't a match

♪ Wrote some songs about Ricky

♪ Now I listen and laugh

- Ooh. - ♪ Even almost got married

- ♪ And to Nick, I'm so thankful ♪ - I feel like I know that voice.

♪ Wish I could say thank you to Malcolm ♪

♪ 'Cause he was an angel

♪ One taught me love

♪ One taught me patience

♪ One taught me pain

♪ Now, I'm so amazing

♪ I've loved and I've lost

♪ But that's not what I see

♪ Look what I found

♪ Look what you taught me

♪ And for that, I'll say

♪ Thank you, next

♪ Thank you, next

♪ Thank you, next

♪ I'm so freakin' grateful for my ex ♪

♪ Thank-- say thank you, next ♪

♪ Say thank you, next

♪ I'm so freakin' grateful for my ex ♪

♪ Thank you, next

♪ Thank you, next, thank you, next ♪

Yes!

♪ One day I'll walk down the aisle ♪

♪ Holding hands with my mama

♪ We'll be thinking 'bout Dad

♪ 'Cause we grew from the drama ♪

♪ Only wanna do it once real bad ♪

♪ Gon' make that stuff last

♪ God forbid, something happens ♪

♪ Least this song is a smash

♪ I got so much love

♪ I got so much patience

♪ I've learned from the pain

♪ I turned out amazing

♪ I've loved and I've lost

♪ That's not what I see

♪ Look what I've found

- Whoo! - ♪ Ain't no need for searching ♪

♪ And for that I'll say

♪ Thank you, next

♪ Thank you, next

♪ Thank you, next

♪ I'm so freakin' grateful for my ex ♪

♪ Say thank you, next

♪ Say thank you, next

♪ I'm so freakin' grateful for my ex ♪

- Eh. No, not you. - Wow!

- Yeah! - That was amazing!

Robin: Whoo!

Who is that?

Nick: Wow. Snowstorm.

Jenny, talk to the Snowstorm.

I think you were even bigger than a snowstorm.

You were like a snow blizzard. You came here and dominated this competition!

- Yes, Jenny. - Aw, thank you.

She got one of the coolest tones of the entire season, right?

- Right? - It was driving me crazy,

because I feel like I know the voice.

- Right? - Really?

- It sounded familiar. - Yes! That's like a pop star

voice right there, I feel like.

Thank you, Nicole. Thank you.

Well, let's get some assistance from the comedy club.

Over to Mr. Jon Lovitz.

Thank you.

Okay, here's your clue for Snowstorm.

She has shared the stage with A-list superstars like Rob Lowe,

and non-A-listers like Dr. Ken.

Yeah, Ken's parents spent all that money for medical school

to have him guess the Unicorn is Tori Spelling.

- Jenny: Oh! - Jon Lovitz!

So you gotta tell me, it's all about the jokes,

but were there any clues in there?

What do you have to say about what Mr. Jon Lovitz said?

Oh, yeah, those were all accurate, and-- um, I'm sorry.

I'm so scared to get too close to you.

I don't wanna get pregnant. So I'm gonna...

- Oh! - Oh, she's funny.

Jenny: Drop the mic.

- That's pretty cold. - Or maybe I do.

- ( laughs ) - Nicole: She's cold-blooded.

She told you she is cold-blooded, Nick.

Are you guys picking up on any clues?

You know, it said that Snowstorm worked with Rob Lowe and me,

so first of all, I thought about Heather Graham,

my friend from "The Hangover,"

and also worked with Rob Lowe

in the "Austin Powers" movies.

But then this voice is so good,

it could be "Parks and Rec" star Kathryn Hahn.

I starred with her on "The Goods."

She is one of the best comedic and dramatic actors working today.

Roasting chestnuts could be from "Bad Moms Christmas."

- Ooh! Ooh, ooh! - I think this could be Kathryn Hahn.

- Thank you for not booing. - Great guess, Ken.

But for me, the clues point to Zooey Deschanel.

- Jenny: Oh, I love Zooey. - Ken: Oh, great guess.

Okay? You saw them roasted nuts.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Makes me think of "Elf."

However, I don't think that's Zooey's voice.

And this is Comedy Night, and she's funny.

She's got jokes, Nick.

So I think this could be a roast comic.

This could be Iliza Shlesinger.

- Jenny: Oh! - Oh, I love Iliza.

Jenny: I love that guess!

You know, I think that Nicole's onto something

- with this being Comedy Night. - Yes, yes.

I really believe that some of the new contestants tonight

- might be comedy-based. - Ken: Right.

So somebody who comes to mind

who does comedy and has worked with you,

and I'm pretty sure has worked with Rob Lowe is Aubrey Plaza.

Ken: Oh, yeah. "Parks and Rec."

- Aubrey worked with Rob, yes. - Right, right.

But then I think the chestnuts roasting,

I think it's about somebody who's a professional roaster.

- Yes. - Robin: You know what I'm saying?

I think that this might be the comedian Whitney Cummings.

- I love Whitney Cummings! - All: Oh!

Ken: Great guess.

I mean, obviously we all could be wrong,

but at least we're not embarrassed by these guesses.

Some good guesses, y'all.

Give it up for the cold-blooded Snowstorm.

We'll see you later on in the big vote.

- I've gotta know who that is. - Oh, yeah.

Like, when it's a female voice like that, Ken...

I think it's a comic.

I just wanna say to my competition tonight,

sing like everybody's watching.

Because they are.

Especially your classmates from high school

who are currently judging and texting each other

about you and your life decisions.

♪ Who is that?

♪ Who is that?

Welcome back to our laugh-tacular Comedy Roast Night

here on "The Masked Singer."

Jenny: So fun!

Up next, here to guac your world,

it's the Avocado!

♪ Red light, green light

Robin: Oh! Okay.

♪ What you waiting for?

- Avocado! - Oh, my gosh! I love him.

- Oh, he's cool! - Nicole: Oh, my God. That's a cute costume.

Ken: So adorable.

♪ So give me the green light ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go

Okay, this could be deceiving,

'cause is he short or tall?

- Yeah, you don't know. - Jenny: He's adorable.

- I think the face is up where Nick is. - Right?

♪ Give me the green light

Look at that costume. Only on this show.

Yeah, sure, I'm a funny guy now,

but I'm lightyears away from where I first started.

( screeches, squawks )

I used to be an average joe working in construction.

Real get your hands dirty kind of job.

- "Dirty Jobs." - Oh, Mike Rowe.

But I didn't want to work outside forever.

I wanted that air-conditioned life,

and I really wanted to make people laugh.

- 'Ey! - ( laughing )

So on a whim, I met a buddy who helped me trade in my tools

for some sweet, sweet AC.

After some success, I wanted to expand my reach,

so I took risk on a whole new venture.

And it became a billion-dollar industry.

Wow, a billion-dollar industry.

What is he, like, a podcast?

So what the heck am I doing here?

Well, it's Comedy Roast Night,

and I'm dedicating this diss track

to the comedian who's legally required

to appear on every Fox show.

Spoiler alert. That's you, Ken.

( laughs )

( laughs )

Love it. Love-- thank you.

Thank you, Avocado!

- ♪ Hit the road, Jack - Baby, please!

♪ No more, no more, no more, no more ♪

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don'cha come back no more ♪

♪ Well, woman, oh, woman, don't treat me so mean ♪

♪ You're the meanest old woman that I ever seen ♪

- Who is that? - ♪ I guess if you say so

♪ I have to pack my things and go ♪

- ♪ That's right - ♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ Don'cha come back no more

♪ No more, no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack, and don'cha come back no more ♪

♪ Now, baby, listen, baby, don't you treat me this way ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be back on my feet someday ♪

♪ Well, I guess if you say so

♪ I have to pack my things and go ♪

- ♪ That's right - ♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ And don'cha come back no more ♪

- This is someone I know. - ♪ No more, no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack, and don'cha come back no more ♪

What you say?

♪ Hit the road, Jack, and don'cha come back no more ♪

♪ No more, no more, no more

♪ Hit the road, Jack, and don'cha come back no more ♪

Well...

♪ Don'cha come back no more

...this is the pits.

♪ Come back no more

This avocado is toast.

Don't guac block me, baby!

I want my ripe sticker back.

Don't put me in a brown paper bag.

I guess I'll just guac away.

- Robin: Yeah! - Guac away!

Come on!

Nick: Oh, yeah.

Y'all keep it going for the Avocado.

Yo, I don't know if y'all heard one of those lyrics.

He said, "Don't guac block me."

No guac blocking on this show here.

- Oh, my God. - All right, panel,

tell 'em about that fun and wonderful performance.

You know what? I can tell this is not your first time on stage.

You're an entertainer, and you really made us laugh during that performance.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Wow, wow.

All right, well, once again, please keep it going

for Jon Lovitz over there with the roast.

- Ken: Jon Lovitz! - Jenny: Oh!

Thank you, thank you.

So funny. I love it so much.

Okay, here's your clue for Avocado.

Now he's really into home renovation,

but it's not like he's a Property Brother, right?

Those guys are handsome.

Avocado has a face you wanna listen to.

Nick: Oh, ho, ho!

Oh, Jon Lovitz with the roast.

Hold on, Lovitz!

When's the last time someone mistook you for George Clooney?

Oh!

When's the last time you passed a mirror you didn't crack?

Ken: Ah!

When's the last time you made a joke that was funny?

- Nick: Oh! - Whoa!

Whoa, Nick! This is like "Mild 'N Out."

You know what I mean? This is amazing.

- Jenny: "Mild 'N Out." - Yep.

- I'm just the messenger. - Nick: Indeed.

Okay, there's a lot of back and forth roasting going on up here,

but is that giving you guys any clues

of who this could possibly be?

Yes, I think it's Harrison Ford, and I'll tell you why.

( crowd jeering )

I'm going big or I'm going home.

It's Comedy Night, people. You're supposed to laugh.

I mean, look, seriously, we did see carpentry clues.

I mean, Harrison Ford did start as a carpenter.

And it said a billion-dollar industry, right?

"Star Wars." Don't hate.

- But Jon said the clue about-- - You wanna listen to somebody.

You wanna listen to it. Who has the most lucrative podcast in the world?

I'm sorry. Joe Rogan.

The comedy mask, he started out in stand-up.

I like it. I'm going in that direction as well.

The comedy mask made me think of a comic

and maybe someone from, like, "The Joker,"

- like a Marc Maron. - Nicole: Ooh.

Jenny: He also has his own podcast.

- Oh, great guess. - Right?

Seems like he's got that kind of old-timey sense of humor.

Nick: That's a good one. Robin, what you got?

Uh, you know, I'm having a little trouble because I'm not as, uh--

- Um... - Smart?

- Smart as you. - Yep, yep.

- That's right. - Nick: Ooh.

- Nailed it. - Ken, when you turn off the lights at night,

- does your jacket keep you awake? - You know what?

Hey, how's that button boycott going, huh?

- Okay, great. - Me and Nick, we're on the same bus.

- Exactly. - No, I'm just not--

I'm not as adept in the podcast world,

but all the clues are pointing to somebody for me.

Construction, make people laugh,

I'm thinking it could be Tim Allen from "Home Improvement."

- Nicole: Right. - Ah!

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!

You know what? The mic could be from voiceover work.

- Ken: Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

'Cause he was Buzz Lightyear.

- That's right. - Robin: You see?

You're only as smart as the people you're sitting next to.

Yeah.

Nick: We have lost control on Comedy Night.

Everybody got jokes.

But somebody who is no joke is the Avocado!

Keep it going for him.

Go dip your feet in some lemon juice

or something like that.

It's time for the Avocado to dip out.

Oh!

So you've seen three incredible performances.

Now it's time for you all in the studio audience

to vote for your favorite.

Remember, the two characters with the most votes

will face off in the Battle Royale.

The other singer will be unmasked.

You can fight about who's leaving while we take a break.

Be right back.

♪ Who is that?

♪ Who is that?

Welcome back to "The Masked Singer."

We're jump straight into those results

to see who's moving on and who's moving out.

Can she keep her crown

or will the Bride falter at the altar?

No, no.

Has she blown the audience away,

or have their votes pushed Snowstorm

"white-out" of the competition?

And will he come back next time,

or is Avocado a "Hass-been"?

- Oh, who's it gonna be? - We about to find out right now.

Somebody's gotta go home, Ken.

Leaving us tonight

and unmasking first is...

Oh, gosh.

The Bride.

- Both: What? - Robin: Oh.

- That's an upset. - Total upset.

Wow. Well, show some love for Snowstorm and Avocado.

You need to head back and get your heads in the game for the Battle Royale.

But we gotta keep it going and show some love to the Bride.

- We're so sorry... - Oh, Bride looks sad.

- I know. - ...that we gotta see you go,

but we can't wait to see who you are.

But, panel, you gotta give us your final guesses.

- ( groaning ) - Who is the Bride?

Ken: Well, I mean, look.

First of all, I just have to say I'm stunned

that you're eliminated because I thought you were

a consistent performer.

You did an amazing job. Really.

And in all sincerity in my heart,

this can be only one.

This is Matthew McConaughey.

- And he's dead serious, everybody, still. - Nick: He's serious.

- Wha-- - ( jeering )

Jenny: You know what, Ken? I'll give you this.

He does like to take his shirt off,

but he's not an action star,

and last week there was an action star clue.

Now if I were to take those and put them together--

action star, shirtless, I come up with Vin Diesel.

- Ken: That's a good guess. - Okay.

We had Tyrese on this show. Why not have Vin Diesel?

- Ken: Yes. Oh, exactly. - Welcome to "The Masked Singer."

- Exactly. - Nick: That is true.

Do y'all really think that that's Vin Diesel?

- Yes, I do. - Why not?

Um, you know, the energy, the spirit,

early on we had all these rocker vibes,

but then we see these new clues.

He doesn't like to wear a shirt, right?

Likes to act up.

I just-- I think that this could be--

from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I think this could be Flea.

- That's who I think it is. - Okay.

Robin: That's what I think.

I think that's a great guess,

and I think he'd be perfect on our show.

Nick: Nicole?

I'm kind of picking up what you're putting down, Robin.

So, earlier, I said David Arquette,

because it said "act up," right?

- Both: Right. - Right?

So I was going acting vibes.

But now I just can't deny those vocals.

The energy, the high notes,

this could be Sammy Hagar from Van Halen.

Come on!

Ken: Yeah.

All right, well, let's see if any of you are correct.

Bride, we need to know, who are you?

Audience, say it with me.

- All: Take it off! Take it off! - ♪ Who are you?

- Take it off! - Take it off.

Take it off! Take it off!

- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know - Oh, oh.

- All: Take it off! - ♪ Come on, tell me

♪ Who are you, you, you

- ♪ Are you? - Come on, Sammy!

And there he is!

AEW champion and wrestle superstar!

Y'all give it up for Chris Jericho!

Oh, my God!

Lead singer of Fozzy,

four-time "New York Times" bestseller.

- A real action star. - Oh!

Chris Jericho, ladies and gentlemen.

That's why his shirt is off!

Chris, you gotta talk to us, man.

What in the world made you become a pink dinosaur with a wedding dress on?

It's always been inside of me my whole life,

and I finally got to do it.

Now, I gotta tell you, I am shocked,

because I was having a great time.

This costume was amazing.

It's best costume that I've seen on the show,

and I'm disappointed I got beaten by an avocado.

Nick: Right?

Only on "The Masked Singer."

Only on "The Masked Singer." Exactly.

Yeah!

I just wanna say, Chris, I'm a legit fan.

Seriously, I've followed your career ever since, you know,

when you were back in the WWE, WCW days.

Charismatic performer, singer, as well as,

you know, a superstar athlete.

I'm a legit fan, and I'm kind of starstruck right now.

Aw, thanks, Ken. Thanks, man. Thank you.

Chris Jericho in the building.

You can head on backstage, get changed.

Hang out with us in the VIP section.

One more time, y'all, for the Bride!

Chris Jericho.

- That's a shocker. - Right?

- I'm so sad. - He wanted it. He wanted it.

- But it reminds you, this means something. - It means something.

Anything can happen on this show,

which means we have a new king or queen

being crowned tonight.

Will it be Snowstorm or Avocado?

They're going head to head in another Battle Royale.

It all goes down right after the break.

♪ Who is that?

( fanfare )

Oh, I love this! Battle Royale!

Announcer: The time has come

for the Battle Royale!

It is indeed time for the Battle Royale,

and here to oversee is another special guest.

Ladies and gentlemen, comedy legend,

formerly known as the Llama,

Mr. Drew Carey!

Hey, man. How's it going? Nice to see you.

- Hello. Battle Royale! - Oh, yeah, baby.

Battle Royale. Snowstorm, I'm so glad to see you here.

And I just wanna thank you for making me late to work

all those times back in Cleveland.

I'll never forget you as long as I live.

You make me wanna keep rock salt in my trunk.

( laughing )

And, Avocado, I don't have any jokes for you,

because to be honest,

I thought you were gonna get voted off.

- Jenny: Oh! - Ken: Ah!

- Oh, my gosh. - Everybody did.

The guy making me sign the paperwork was like, "Don't worry about Avocado."

Jenny: Oh!

Hey, thanks for having me on your show, man.

- No problem. - I really appreciate it.

You wanna start the Battle Royale?

- Let's do it. Yeah. - Let's do it.

- Yeah! - Let's do it.

Drew Carey, ladies and gentlemen.

Every performance tonight

has been dedicated to a panelist,

and this song is especially for my man Robin Thicke.

- Hey! - So let the battle commence.

( music playing )

♪ You walked into the party

♪ Like you were walking onto a yacht ♪

♪ Your hat strategically dipped below one eye ♪

♪ Your scarf was apricot

♪ You had one eye in the mirror ♪

♪ As you watched yourself go by ♪

♪ And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner ♪

♪ They'd be your partner, and you're so vain ♪

♪ You probably think this song is about you ♪

♪ You're so vain

♪ I bet you think this song is about you ♪

♪ Don't you? Don't you?

♪ Don't you?

( vocalizing )

- He got you. He got you, Robin. - He got me good.

( music continues )

Jenny: Oh, my God! The videos!

- Oh. - ( laughing )

♪ You walked into the party

♪ Like you were walking onto a yacht ♪

♪ Your hat strategically dipped below one eye ♪

♪ Your scarf, it was apricot

♪ You had one eye in the mirror ♪

♪ As you watched yourself gavotte ♪

♪ And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner ♪

♪ They'd be your partner

♪ And you're so vain

♪ I bet you think this song is about you ♪

♪ You're so vain

♪ You're so vain

♪ I bet you think this song is about you ♪

♪ Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? ♪

The Battle Royale.

Snowstorm versus the Avocado.

- Whoo! - Panel, talk about those performances.

What a battle.

I mean, there's huge stakes right now

because we have a new reigning champion,

and I feel like you guys did give it your all.

So it's up to us to make that decision.

- No pressure. - It's a tough call.

I mean, one was just a very humorous take on the song.

One was another effortless version of that song.

It's just two ways to approach Robin's intense vanity.

- Great. Yeah. - Well, there you have it, panel.

It is all on you right now.

Your votes will dictate the fate

of the Snowstorm and the Avocado.

Start voting now.

We'll have the results after the break.

We'll be right back.

♪ Who is that?

The king or queen of "Masked Singer" tonight is...

Oh, I'm scared.

It could be another upset right now.

It could be if you judged wrong.

( no audible dialogue )

- Snowstorm! - Oh!

Congratulations.

You're one step closer to the Golden Mask Trophy.

Enjoy being our new Snow Queen.

Wow, a new queen.

Nick: Knighted by the one and only Drew Carey.

The Llama just showed love to the Snowstorm.

And while we're showing love,

you guys keep it going for the Avocado, y'all.

Step on up here, Avocado.

Oh, Avocado!

We are so sorry to see you go,

but we're so excited to see who you actually are.

But before we get to that, panel, you know what it is.

You know, I think that all the clues

lead to this comedian/actor/superstar.

The mic and the headphones

for his voiceover work in "Toy Story."

Home renovation. "Home Improvement."

I think this has to be Tim Allen.

- All right. Good guess. - Nicole: Yeah.

Jenny, what's your final guesses?

Well, the comedy masks, you know,

make me think of the Joker, and he was in "The Joker."

He's also a great stand-up

and he happens to have a very successful podcast.

This could be Marc Maron, you guys.

- Robin: Marc Maron? - Nicole: Yeah.

- All right. - Great guess, but the clues

and tonight's comedy theme,

it does make me think of someone

in the comedy podcast world.

You know what my favorite podcast is right now

- is Dax Shepard's podcast. - Ooh.

- Nicole: Dax Shepard. - He and his wife,

- they're, like, a down to earth couple... - I love that guess.

...into home renovation.

I think this could be Dax Shepard.

- Nicole: Nice. - Okay.

Not bad. Nicole, what you got?

Yeah, I'm jumping on that podcast train, guys.

We had the comedy mask. He started out in stand-up.

Now he's got the most lucrative podcast in the world.

He did say he's a part of a billion-dollar business, right?

- I think it's Joe Rogan. - Jenny: I like it.

Okay. Some really good guesses.

- Not bad. - Let's see if any of you are correct.

Avocado, we need to know, who are you?

Audience, say it with me.

- Take it off! Take it off! - ♪ Who are you?

- ♪ Who, who, who, who? - Take it off!

- Take it off! - How do they take it off?

- I don't-- how do you-- - What do they do?

- Jenny: How do you get it off? - I don't know.

- Oh, my God, who is this? - ♪ Oh, I really wanna know

We need the Men In Black, guys.

- Men In Black, help us out. - ♪ Tell me, who are you?

♪ You, you, are you?

Legendary comedian Adam Carolla!

- What? - Oh, oh! No!

Oh, no!

Nick: Host of "The Man Show,"

"Loveline," podcaster and TV star.

I was gonna say it, and then I'm like, "He's too tall."

- I was gonna say it! - Oh!

Nick: He got everybody.

I gotta tell you, somebody farted in this Avocado suit, and it wasn't me.

- Nick: It wasn't you? - No, I know my essence.

Speaking of essence, man, it's so much fun

to have you here on Comedy Night.

I mean, this is perfect.

Were you guys surprised at all or--

I'm very mad at myself. Literally, I was like,

"This has gotta be Adam, but there's no way

'cause Adam's really tall."

And you looked so short in that Avocado,

that I was, like-- I just canceled that out

every time you came into my head.

I look shorter, but it's slimming, right?

'Cause I'm wearing this home.

It's all yours, farts and all.

Jenny: I'm so mad at myself.

You have that iconic, classic voice.

- We all know that voice. - Well, evidentially not.

- You got 'em good, Adam. You got 'em good. - Good.

- For real. - Nick: And what a night.

I mean, to have so many great comedians and legends in the building.

I mean, Drew Carey, Jon Lovitz,

wrestling superstar Chris Jericho.

Adam Carolla, is there anything you wanna say

to our panel or the people at home?

You know, ever since I was a young lad

growing up in North Hollywood, California,

I dreamt of this moment.

And a scant 47 years later, here I am.

So this is a dream realized.

And if I die tonight--

I'm gonna pissed, actually.

Nick: There it is.

The one and only Adam Carolla, y'all.

It's been such a joy having you here.

- Whoo! - Thank you.

- Oh, my God. - Thank you.

There you have it. That's all we got.

The Snowstorm comes back next time

to face two new contenders

on our super spooky Fright Night.

But right now, make some noise

for the artist formerly known as the Avocado,

- Adam Carolla! - Yeah!

♪ Hit the road, Jack

♪ Don'cha come back no more, no more,

♪ No more, no more, hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Don'cha come back no more

♪ Don'cha come back no more

♪ Don'cha come back no more

- Sing it, Adam! - ♪ Don'cha come back no more

♪ What you say?