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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,971 --> 00:00:02,973 - Your mom is really sick. 2 00:00:02,973 --> 00:00:04,936 Type 2 diabetes can be fatal. 3 00:00:04,936 --> 00:00:06,773 - My roommate, she's an Evangelical, 4 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,526 and she signed me up for this thing called 5 00:00:08,526 --> 00:00:10,154 "ChristianDatingForFree.com." 6 00:00:11,824 --> 00:00:14,204 - She doesn't even know what sex is. 7 00:00:14,204 --> 00:00:16,083 I know Gypsy's not like everyone else, 8 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,126 and I would never do anything-- 9 00:00:17,126 --> 00:00:19,297 - I'll thank you to stay away from-- 10 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:25,519 In order to obtain a guardianship 11 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:27,146 over your daughter, 12 00:00:27,146 --> 00:00:29,276 we would need to convince a judge 13 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:30,654 that she's incapacitated. 14 00:00:30,654 --> 00:00:32,950 She says that if I walk around 15 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,956 that I'll get sicker, and I believed her. 16 00:00:35,956 --> 00:00:40,506 Yeah, I think I do have multiple personalities. 17 00:00:40,506 --> 00:00:43,429 The other one is dark. His name is Victor. 18 00:00:43,429 --> 00:00:44,932 - What were you doing? 19 00:00:44,932 --> 00:00:47,270 What are you hiding from me? 20 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:50,067 - I'll just get another one. 21 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:55,620 Tighter. 22 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,123 - It's as tight as it can go, sir. 23 00:00:57,123 --> 00:01:00,087 - Then I guess you're ready. 24 00:01:37,913 --> 00:01:40,126 Close your eyes. 25 00:01:44,552 --> 00:01:46,012 Now look at me. 26 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:50,522 Hello, Victor. 27 00:01:50,522 --> 00:01:53,778 - Hello, Candy. 28 00:01:53,778 --> 00:01:56,784 - May I have some of Daddy's sweetness? 29 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,746 Please, sir? 30 00:01:58,746 --> 00:02:01,376 - Yes, you may, dear. 31 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,677 - Can you feel it? 32 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:08,140 You're such a good girl, darling. 33 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:10,854 Thanks, Daddy. 34 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,462 Do you think maybe you could look at me, 35 00:02:23,462 --> 00:02:25,550 like how we talked about? 36 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:28,138 Eye contact? 37 00:02:29,558 --> 00:02:32,063 Why are you stopping? 38 00:02:32,063 --> 00:02:35,904 Did I do something wrong? 39 00:02:35,904 --> 00:02:38,618 - No, it's just, um... 40 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:42,333 do you think that Victor could talk to Ruby instead? 41 00:02:47,343 --> 00:02:49,180 - Um... 42 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,936 maybe another time for Ruby. 43 00:02:53,648 --> 00:02:55,861 It's almost two years now 44 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:58,073 and we still haven't touched. 45 00:02:58,073 --> 00:03:01,747 You know, like in real life. 46 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:06,423 Well, absence makes the heart grow fonder. 47 00:03:06,423 --> 00:03:10,472 - I'm supposed to be getting this promotion thing at my job. 48 00:03:10,472 --> 00:03:15,107 Maybe I could save up and come and visit you. 49 00:03:17,278 --> 00:03:20,535 - No, no, she'd never... 50 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:24,334 accept you if she knew that we went behind her back. 51 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,212 And I can't get away from her. 52 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:30,054 I told you that I've tried. 53 00:03:30,054 --> 00:03:34,187 If only you could just meet her, like, normal somehow. 54 00:03:34,187 --> 00:03:36,316 Like... 55 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:41,619 Like, what if... 56 00:03:41,619 --> 00:03:44,792 what if me and her, like, went somewhere together, 57 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,589 and then you... 58 00:03:47,589 --> 00:03:50,135 like, you could-- I mean, you meet both of us 59 00:03:50,135 --> 00:03:52,473 like it was like the first time. 60 00:03:54,018 --> 00:03:55,897 - Huh. 61 00:03:57,984 --> 00:04:00,155 I'm always amazed at the smartness 62 00:04:00,155 --> 00:04:03,078 of your ideas, babe. 63 00:04:03,078 --> 00:04:06,711 You just tell me when and where, 64 00:04:06,711 --> 00:04:08,965 and I'll be whatever man you want me to be. 65 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:11,595 - You would do that for me? 66 00:04:11,595 --> 00:04:14,183 You'd come all this way? 67 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:25,707 Oh, look who woke the sun. 68 00:04:25,707 --> 00:04:28,086 - I had the most wonderful dream, Mom. 69 00:04:29,548 --> 00:04:31,134 We went to Disneyworld, 70 00:04:31,134 --> 00:04:34,474 you and me, and we got to meet Prince Charming 71 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:35,518 in real life. 72 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:37,271 - Mm-hmm. 73 00:04:37,271 --> 00:04:41,071 - Well, I mean, it kind of got me thinking... 74 00:04:41,071 --> 00:04:43,241 Wouldn't it be nice to go on a trip, 75 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,079 like we used to do? 76 00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:46,874 - Oh... 77 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:50,506 You know, we could-- we could go to the zoo, maybe. 78 00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:52,969 And, oh, you love those funny little monkeys 79 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:54,138 with the red behinds. 80 00:04:54,138 --> 00:04:55,600 We could go and see them. 81 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,271 I just-- 82 00:04:58,271 --> 00:05:01,236 - Or maybe we can go see Dr. Harley. 83 00:05:01,236 --> 00:05:04,535 He-- he can change your feeding tube. 84 00:05:04,535 --> 00:05:06,789 - Mm-hmm, that sounds great. 85 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:09,168 Oh... 86 00:05:11,339 --> 00:05:13,970 - Are you sure you don't want to try the insulin again, Mom? 87 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:16,057 - No more insulin. 88 00:05:16,057 --> 00:05:18,186 - You could try exercising. 89 00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:20,482 - Help your mama down. 90 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:23,781 I got to go potty. 91 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:28,290 Okay, um... 92 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:29,960 Oh. 93 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,922 What if we had a friend over for dinner? 94 00:05:31,922 --> 00:05:33,508 We could invite Mel. 95 00:05:33,508 --> 00:05:34,970 And then we could also-- 96 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,765 wouldn't it be so great to find a new friend 97 00:05:36,765 --> 00:05:37,851 to have for dinner? 98 00:05:37,851 --> 00:05:38,853 - No. - Wouldn't it be-- 99 00:05:38,853 --> 00:05:40,648 No! I said no! 100 00:05:40,648 --> 00:05:42,944 Do you have any idea all the things I do 101 00:05:42,944 --> 00:05:45,533 to keep a roof over your head? 102 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:47,704 And food in your belly? 103 00:05:47,704 --> 00:05:49,165 Huh? 104 00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:52,004 Everything that I do, everything I have, 105 00:05:52,004 --> 00:05:54,342 I give for you. 106 00:05:54,342 --> 00:05:57,974 Why is it never enough? 107 00:05:57,974 --> 00:06:00,813 Gypsy Rose, answer me! 108 00:06:03,109 --> 00:06:05,280 - It is enough, Mama. 109 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,619 It is. 110 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,169 - Oh, what-- 111 00:06:12,169 --> 00:06:14,591 I'm just tired, that's all. 112 00:06:16,512 --> 00:06:19,810 Nobody's gonna ever do more for you than I do. 113 00:07:49,446 --> 00:07:51,660 Hello, romantic wife of mine. 114 00:07:53,329 --> 00:07:55,000 Are we destined to be meeting soon? 115 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,059 Reply soon if you can, dear. 116 00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:07,525 We're gonna do 15. 117 00:08:07,525 --> 00:08:09,654 Uh, 20 for a large, 118 00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:11,658 10 for a small. 119 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,996 - Thanks for giving me a shot at this. 120 00:08:13,996 --> 00:08:15,833 It's so much cooler than my old job. 121 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,169 Yeah, man, of course. 122 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:18,839 You graduated to the kitchen. 123 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:20,300 We keep the oven closed 124 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,097 'cause it takes a long while to heat up. 125 00:08:23,097 --> 00:08:25,352 And it gets very, very hot. 126 00:08:25,352 --> 00:08:27,982 Guess I'll slide it back on here. 127 00:08:27,982 --> 00:08:29,151 That's it, my man. 128 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:32,951 Now, one, two, three. 129 00:08:32,951 --> 00:08:33,953 In she goes. 130 00:08:33,953 --> 00:08:35,288 It's really hot. - Oh! 131 00:08:35,288 --> 00:08:37,334 Oh. 132 00:08:39,463 --> 00:08:41,425 It's all good, bud. Let's try that other one. 133 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:48,147 Okay. 134 00:08:48,147 --> 00:08:50,360 I'll get a mop. 135 00:08:54,953 --> 00:08:57,499 Hello, welcome to Pizza Peddler. 136 00:08:57,499 --> 00:08:58,836 Two pepperonis? 137 00:08:58,836 --> 00:09:00,548 Yeah, we, uh-- our oven just went down, 138 00:09:00,548 --> 00:09:04,179 so, uh, maybe 20, 25 minutes. 139 00:09:04,179 --> 00:09:07,937 - Call the Peddler! He delivers! 140 00:09:07,937 --> 00:09:10,776 Call the Peddler! He delivers! 141 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:16,412 Call the Peddler! He delivers! 142 00:09:56,576 --> 00:10:00,751 - Ruby needed you so bad today. 143 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:03,674 She needed you to come save her. 144 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:11,648 Look at-- look at my bruise, babe. 145 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:15,113 Look what Ruby's wicked stepmom did to her neck. 146 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,457 You can't show Victor stuff like that. 147 00:10:20,457 --> 00:10:23,045 He might lose control. 148 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:25,049 - Oh, yeah? And what would he do? 149 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:29,057 What would Victor do? 150 00:10:29,057 --> 00:10:33,107 He'll do violent things to defend you, 151 00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:37,032 and to have your body all to himself. 152 00:10:37,032 --> 00:10:39,203 - Violent how? 153 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,666 - He'll kill whoever doesn't respect you 154 00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:43,336 and treat you good. 155 00:10:43,336 --> 00:10:46,635 - Like Ruby's wicked stepmom? 156 00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:48,889 Will you stab her, Daddy? 157 00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:52,814 Will you cut her like this? 158 00:11:14,983 --> 00:11:20,326 - Do you think that you could send me something of Ruby's? 159 00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:22,330 Like, maybe the scissors? 160 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:25,503 I knew you'd like that, sir. 161 00:11:29,971 --> 00:11:34,856 Would you actually be able to hurt a person like that? 162 00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:45,335 - Do you mean, like, your mom? 163 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,763 Well... 164 00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:52,432 like, the good side of me 165 00:11:52,432 --> 00:11:55,522 would never do anything like that. 166 00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:59,363 But don't ask Victor unless you actually mean it, 167 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:01,618 because he might just do it. 168 00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,329 He is a trained assassin. 169 00:12:03,329 --> 00:12:05,249 He basically kills all the time. 170 00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:07,128 But only when he has to. 171 00:12:07,128 --> 00:12:11,178 Like, actual murder is always plan B. 172 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:13,349 - Um... 173 00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:16,940 I was just playing. 174 00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:24,204 Gypsy, can you get me my sleepy baby pills? 175 00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:25,749 Oh, honey. 176 00:12:25,749 --> 00:12:28,839 Oh, honey, how'd you get out of your cage, huh? 177 00:12:30,926 --> 00:12:32,262 Ooh! 178 00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:35,101 Aww, you hurt your paw. 179 00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:37,439 Ooh, you got a splinter. 180 00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:40,236 Oh, shh. 181 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:43,117 Where's your mama? 182 00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:48,795 I'm your mama now. 183 00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:54,891 Oh, I'm gonna fix you up. 184 00:12:58,481 --> 00:13:02,363 Oh, don't hate me for this. 185 00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:04,201 Don't worry. 186 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:07,583 Yes, I'll fix that. 187 00:13:09,211 --> 00:13:12,467 I got to hurt you to help you. 188 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:21,068 I was thinking about what you said. 189 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:27,873 About what I said. 190 00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:33,885 You deserve to be happy. 191 00:13:35,346 --> 00:13:38,770 Don't let anyone 192 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:41,776 tell you otherwise. 193 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:49,499 Oh, there's that new "Cinderella" movie coming out, 194 00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:53,007 and... 195 00:13:53,007 --> 00:13:56,388 I thought maybe we could go see it together. 196 00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:58,309 Really? 197 00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:00,438 Oh, thank you, Mom. 198 00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:02,025 Yeah. 199 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:31,333 Oh, you look so handsome! 200 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,170 Just like how I pictured you. 201 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:35,216 - Kind of itchy. 202 00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:37,011 - Well, that's just because it's new. 203 00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:39,809 - Remind me again why I need to wear this? 204 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:43,107 - Well, 'cause it was your idea, silly. 205 00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:44,735 To come visit me and my mom? 206 00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:46,781 - But that was before we talked about-- 207 00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:49,285 - Okay, don't you want to make a good impression? 208 00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:51,415 - Yes. - Okay. 209 00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:54,212 So I booked you a bus ticket 210 00:14:54,212 --> 00:14:57,135 to come down to Springfield next Thursday, 211 00:14:57,135 --> 00:14:59,431 and the "Cinderella" movie premiers on Friday. 212 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,186 We're going to the 11:00 a. m., and I just-- 213 00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:03,648 I think it's the perfect, 214 00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:05,736 perfect opportunity for you to meet her. 215 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,115 But you have to make sure that you get to the theater early 216 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,286 because, you know, I really want to spot you 217 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,000 in the parking lot before we go in and everything. 218 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,712 And then you can open the door for us, too, 219 00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:16,214 like a true gentleman. 220 00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:17,968 We can also pretend like it's our, you know, 221 00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:20,974 like, our first time meeting, and... 222 00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:24,397 yeah, you can say-- I want you to say, like... 223 00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:25,859 what can you say? 224 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,030 - I could just say hello. 225 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:31,662 That's funny. 226 00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:35,503 Well, it has to be something that'll impress her. 227 00:15:35,503 --> 00:15:37,883 Something-- - Um... 228 00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:41,516 - Something like-- 229 00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:45,147 like, "No princess should ever open her own door." 230 00:15:45,147 --> 00:15:48,070 Which I believe 1,000%, by the way. 231 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:53,247 - No princess should ever open her-- wait. 232 00:15:53,247 --> 00:15:55,126 - No, "her own door." That part's really important. 233 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,546 - Her own door. - Yeah. 234 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:59,552 - No princess should ever open the door. 235 00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:01,429 - Why don't you write it down? 236 00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:03,685 - Yep. 237 00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:49,777 Almost ready, Gypsybug? 238 00:17:01,132 --> 00:17:03,387 Oh. 239 00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:06,769 Oh, what about the dress? 240 00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:47,643 - One adult and one youth. - What show? 241 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:48,811 For "Cinderella." 242 00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:50,565 Okay, that'll be $12, ma'am. 243 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,328 Thank you. 244 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,679 Here we go. 245 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,557 Um, Mom? 246 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,770 Do you think we could get a Dr. Pepper to share? 247 00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:11,064 As a treat? 248 00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:14,822 No, it's got too much sugar for you. 249 00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:17,118 - Yes, ma'am, I just thought 250 00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:19,623 it was less sugar than a Coke. 251 00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,384 Um... 252 00:18:25,384 --> 00:18:28,348 can I-- can I just get a-- a cup of water, then? 253 00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:31,981 I'm sorry, I'm just feeling thirsty. 254 00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:33,442 - Hello. - Hi. 255 00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:34,820 - Hi. - What can I get you? 256 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,907 May I have a cup of water, please? 257 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,705 Tap will do just fine. 258 00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:27,132 No princess should ever open her own door. 259 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,644 - Excuse me? 260 00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:35,190 - I mean, don't-- don't you think? 261 00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,178 Oh! 262 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:51,724 Look, Gypsy! 263 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,061 Oh, we got the whole place to ourselves. 264 00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:55,815 Mm-hmm. 265 00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:58,445 Ooh, front row seats. 266 00:19:58,445 --> 00:20:00,909 There. 267 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:05,835 Okay. 268 00:20:14,268 --> 00:20:18,276 You're a princess waiting for a princess. 269 00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:28,088 In a world that is falling apart... 270 00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:33,306 - What do you keep looking over your shoulder for? 271 00:20:33,306 --> 00:20:35,895 The screen's up here. - Mm-hmm. 272 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,412 Their love transcended all. 273 00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:48,253 - What do you want? - I want you. 274 00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:54,056 Until an ancient evil... 275 00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:58,356 Oh. 276 00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:00,027 - Mom? 277 00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:04,661 - Mom, what are you doing? 278 00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:06,915 Where are you going? 279 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:11,049 You've been lying to me! 280 00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:13,428 I didn't want to! 281 00:21:13,428 --> 00:21:16,142 - Mom, don't you think that was a little rude? 282 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,522 - Quiet. I want to watch the previews. 283 00:21:18,522 --> 00:21:21,319 And all hope was lost. 284 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,787 Until... 285 00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,041 Let her go! 286 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:52,131 I want to see that. 287 00:21:52,131 --> 00:21:56,055 Against all odds... 288 00:21:56,055 --> 00:21:59,270 Hey. 289 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,773 Hi. 290 00:22:00,773 --> 00:22:02,276 Cut it out! 291 00:22:02,276 --> 00:22:04,531 - Mom, what are you-- 292 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:05,575 why are we leaving? 293 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,662 What are you doing? 294 00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:08,873 Mom, no! 295 00:22:08,873 --> 00:22:10,458 I liked that spot! I wanted to stay there! 296 00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,004 Mom! 297 00:22:16,597 --> 00:22:19,351 - Here. 298 00:22:19,351 --> 00:22:21,314 - Mom, what did you do that for? 299 00:22:21,314 --> 00:22:25,155 Shh, I'm trying to watch this. 300 00:22:25,155 --> 00:22:28,286 I can't see good. I like to sit right up front. 301 00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:31,459 Well, this time we're sitting further back. 302 00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:53,545 This summer, love fights back. 303 00:23:03,691 --> 00:23:05,695 I'm all alone here. 304 00:23:05,695 --> 00:23:09,451 My darling, I won't leave you here forever. 305 00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:16,299 And at the edge of the world, 306 00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:18,303 they have to hang on. 307 00:23:18,303 --> 00:23:20,641 But what if I never see him again? 308 00:23:20,641 --> 00:23:21,977 I didn't even kiss... 309 00:23:21,977 --> 00:23:24,691 And now enjoy the feature presentation. 310 00:23:32,164 --> 00:23:33,917 - I go to go to the bathroom. 311 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:35,796 - Okay-- - No, Mom, I can go by myself. 312 00:23:35,796 --> 00:23:37,215 - What? Uh... 313 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,721 - Do you want me to go get you another popcorn? 314 00:23:39,721 --> 00:23:43,061 - Oh, you're so sweet, hon. 315 00:23:43,061 --> 00:23:44,814 No, I'm okay. 316 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,152 Okay, I'll be right back. 317 00:23:47,152 --> 00:23:49,239 - Oh, but hurry back, okay? 318 00:23:49,239 --> 00:23:51,160 Or you're gonna miss what happen. 319 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,830 Okay. 320 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,652 Go. 321 00:24:30,029 --> 00:24:32,200 The bathroom. Go, go wait. 322 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,496 Wait for me. 323 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,681 - I don't think your mom likes me very much. 324 00:25:46,808 --> 00:25:48,520 - Can we please just forget about her 325 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,695 for one teeny, tiny second? 326 00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:58,456 I just really want to appreciate the handsome, 327 00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:01,211 loving man who came all this way to see me. 328 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,049 - You are the most beautiful woman 329 00:26:03,049 --> 00:26:04,509 that I've ever seen. 330 00:26:04,509 --> 00:26:06,806 You're even more beautiful in real life 331 00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:08,267 than you are on Facebook. 332 00:26:10,063 --> 00:26:11,900 - And I always try to be honest, 333 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,862 so I wouldn't lie about a thing like that. 334 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:20,083 - I just want to hold you, and touch you, 335 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:23,840 and be the man to give you your first ever kiss. 336 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,261 - Wait. 337 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,747 Now you can kiss me. 338 00:26:39,747 --> 00:26:43,462 Do they treat you well? 339 00:26:43,462 --> 00:26:46,009 Better than I deserve, most likely. 340 00:26:46,009 --> 00:26:47,053 And you? 341 00:26:47,053 --> 00:26:48,055 They treat me as well as... 342 00:26:48,055 --> 00:26:49,517 - Oh... 343 00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:51,688 I'm sorry. 344 00:26:51,688 --> 00:26:54,569 It's not so very bad. 345 00:27:34,607 --> 00:27:38,907 - Was it pretty much everything you dreamed it would be? 346 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,827 - Yes. 347 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,457 Because I dreamed that it would be... 348 00:27:43,457 --> 00:27:45,378 perfect. 349 00:27:45,378 --> 00:27:48,217 And it actually is. 350 00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:57,026 We don't have much time. 351 00:27:57,026 --> 00:28:00,157 - Have you seen a little girl in a wheelchair? 352 00:28:00,157 --> 00:28:02,538 - Yeah, she went into the bathroom a couple minutes ago. 353 00:28:02,538 --> 00:28:04,416 Oh... 354 00:28:27,796 --> 00:28:32,180 - Okay, um-- so just-- is it-- 355 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:35,269 - Yep. Okay. 356 00:28:35,269 --> 00:28:37,398 - Okay. Ready? 357 00:28:54,391 --> 00:28:56,896 Ah! Slower, slower, slower. 358 00:28:56,896 --> 00:28:58,566 Okay, sorry. You okay? 359 00:28:58,566 --> 00:29:00,069 - Yeah. You okay? 360 00:29:00,069 --> 00:29:02,156 Mm-hmm. 361 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:32,718 - Did-- did you-- was I good? 362 00:29:32,718 --> 00:29:35,599 Yeah. 363 00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:37,644 - Was I? 364 00:29:41,485 --> 00:29:43,698 You were perfect. 365 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,559 - Oh. 366 00:29:57,559 --> 00:29:59,688 Oh. 367 00:30:07,704 --> 00:30:09,625 Hello. 368 00:30:12,505 --> 00:30:15,261 Oh, I missed you. 369 00:30:25,322 --> 00:30:28,788 - Oh, that was so romantic, wasn't it, Mom? 370 00:30:28,788 --> 00:30:31,459 Oh, my gosh, did you enjoy it as much as I did? 371 00:30:31,459 --> 00:30:34,507 Oh, yeah, it was good. 372 00:30:34,507 --> 00:30:37,096 - I'm so glad that I wore my princess dress after all. 373 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:38,223 Yeah. 374 00:30:38,223 --> 00:30:39,727 - Can we see another movie soon? 375 00:30:53,211 --> 00:30:54,548 Oh. 376 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,761 - No princess should ever open her own door. 377 00:30:56,761 --> 00:30:57,930 - Oh, thank you-- 378 00:30:57,930 --> 00:31:00,518 Wait. Mom, wait. 379 00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:04,150 - Um, did you guys enjoy "Cinderella"? 380 00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:08,116 - What the hell do you care if we enjoyed "Cinderella"? 381 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,412 - Mom. - I just, um-- 382 00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:11,916 - Who are you? 383 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:14,462 - Um-- well, um... 384 00:31:14,462 --> 00:31:16,634 - Who follows a mom and her sick daughter 385 00:31:16,634 --> 00:31:18,136 around a movie theater? 386 00:31:18,136 --> 00:31:20,391 You're a creep! 387 00:31:20,391 --> 00:31:22,980 What's your name? 388 00:31:24,733 --> 00:31:27,572 I want to know, what is your name? 389 00:31:30,202 --> 00:31:32,373 Stay away from my daughter! 390 00:31:32,373 --> 00:31:34,210 Wait, no, no... 391 00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:36,506 You-- you didn't have to yell at him like that. 392 00:31:36,506 --> 00:31:38,218 He could just be a really nice person. 393 00:31:38,218 --> 00:31:41,307 He was-- why don't we just go back and talk to him and see-- 394 00:31:41,307 --> 00:31:43,813 - What? I would never let you talk to someone like that! 395 00:31:43,813 --> 00:31:46,652 - But we could just see if he was nice or something! 396 00:31:46,652 --> 00:31:48,238 He's not nice! 397 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:49,282 - He could be-- - Gypsy! 398 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,077 That is what a pedophile looks like. 399 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,246 He could be a new friend. 400 00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:53,248 No! 401 00:32:48,776 --> 00:32:52,324 - You ever see that boy before? 402 00:32:52,324 --> 00:32:54,580 - What boy? 403 00:32:58,921 --> 00:33:01,509 Oh, um... 404 00:33:01,509 --> 00:33:02,762 no, no. 405 00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:05,184 I-- I don't think I've ever... 406 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,687 met him before. 407 00:33:06,687 --> 00:33:08,858 He seemed nice, but I-- 408 00:33:08,858 --> 00:33:11,947 I don't know where we would have ever met him. 409 00:33:11,947 --> 00:33:15,120 Unless we forgot something. 410 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,291 So... 411 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:20,505 probably not. 412 00:33:32,989 --> 00:33:35,954 I'm gonna go change out of my dress. 413 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:37,076 Hello? 414 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:44,716 Hello? 415 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,764 May I speak to Mrs. Blanchard, please? 416 00:34:50,352 --> 00:34:52,356 - Who is this? 417 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,903 Well, basically, I am the man 418 00:34:54,903 --> 00:34:56,657 who is in love with your daughter Gypsy Rose, 419 00:34:56,657 --> 00:34:58,410 and I have been for several years now, 420 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,955 to be honest with you. 421 00:34:59,955 --> 00:35:01,290 - What? 422 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:07,052 - Me and Gypsy don't have any secrets from each other. 423 00:35:12,104 --> 00:35:15,318 - I'll call the police on you, I swear to God. 424 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:20,162 - I am always going to love Gypsy, 425 00:35:20,162 --> 00:35:22,667 and she loves me back. 426 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:27,134 Also I'm the father of her future children, probably, 427 00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:29,138 and there's nothing that you can do about it. 428 00:35:29,138 --> 00:35:30,641 - Don't you dare. 429 00:35:30,641 --> 00:35:33,689 Oh, and furthermore, you don't talk to me that way. 430 00:35:33,689 --> 00:35:36,570 Ever. 431 00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:37,614 Who do you think you are-- 432 00:35:45,295 --> 00:35:47,299 Who was that? 433 00:35:49,094 --> 00:35:50,932 - Oh. 434 00:35:50,932 --> 00:35:54,564 Oh, just someone... 435 00:35:54,564 --> 00:36:00,325 oh, calling to sell some crap and looking for a sucker. 436 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,204 Mm. 437 00:36:22,494 --> 00:36:24,833 I love you, hun. Be strong. 438 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,379 We will be reunited somehow. 439 00:36:31,763 --> 00:36:33,601 Gypsy? 440 00:36:33,601 --> 00:36:37,357 Come back here. 441 00:36:37,357 --> 00:36:39,613 - Yes, mama. 442 00:39:41,685 --> 00:39:44,481 Are you ready for dinner? 443 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:59,261 Are you gonna be... 444 00:39:59,261 --> 00:40:02,601 a good girl now? 445 00:40:49,027 --> 00:40:52,535 - I finally let myself accept that you are my everything. 446 00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:56,291 I will go with you... 447 00:40:56,291 --> 00:41:00,425 and live our dream. 448 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:03,723 - Are you sure? 449 00:41:03,723 --> 00:41:08,232 - I am 100,000% in, hon. 450 00:41:09,819 --> 00:41:12,198 I'm ready, truly. 451 00:41:14,745 --> 00:41:18,628 She's never gonna let us be together, she said so. 452 00:41:18,628 --> 00:41:23,429 - That's her choice. She made that. 453 00:41:23,429 --> 00:41:27,061 - It will be... 454 00:41:27,061 --> 00:41:29,817 an act of kindness. 455 00:41:29,817 --> 00:41:32,698 We just have to do it like we said. 456 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:35,829 - Okay, but... 457 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:39,795 my good side is still here with me. 458 00:41:39,795 --> 00:41:42,635 You can't ask him or else he'll say no. 459 00:41:44,764 --> 00:41:47,227 You have to ask Victor. 460 00:42:01,798 --> 00:42:05,221 - Victor... 461 00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:09,939 will you please kill my mother for me? 462 00:42:09,939 --> 00:42:12,528 Because I can't do it myself. 463 00:42:41,251 --> 00:42:43,047 Oh, my feet. 464 00:42:43,047 --> 00:42:45,844 I feel like I'm walking on pins and needles. 465 00:42:50,436 --> 00:42:53,943 I'm gonna make you your favorite tonight. 466 00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:56,406 Mashed potatoes. 467 00:42:58,578 --> 00:43:00,707 - Sounds delicious. 468 00:43:02,753 --> 00:43:05,132 I make it... 469 00:43:05,132 --> 00:43:08,389 with real milk. 470 00:43:08,389 --> 00:43:11,186 - Oh, I think I drank my water too fast, Mom. 471 00:43:11,186 --> 00:43:12,480 I have to go to the ladies' room, 472 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,902 but I'll be right back, okay? 473 00:43:14,902 --> 00:43:17,950 - Oh, no, wait. 474 00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:20,037 Oh, my feet. Wait. 475 00:44:10,262 --> 00:44:15,022 Hey, hon. You looking to buy a present? 476 00:44:15,022 --> 00:44:16,233 Yeah, actually. 477 00:44:16,233 --> 00:44:18,195 It's, um-- my dad's birthday is coming up. 478 00:44:18,195 --> 00:44:19,489 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 479 00:44:19,489 --> 00:44:21,326 - Is he a deer hunter? 480 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,832 Same here. 481 00:44:23,832 --> 00:44:26,253 - Um, what's the-- 482 00:44:26,253 --> 00:44:29,927 the best knife to use on a really, um... 483 00:44:29,927 --> 00:44:31,179 a really big deer? 484 00:44:31,179 --> 00:44:32,975 Well, let's see. 485 00:44:32,975 --> 00:44:35,939 Me personally, I like to use a 6- or 8-inch blade. 486 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:37,108 Gypsy? 487 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:39,864 It doesn't turn if you hit bone. 488 00:44:39,864 --> 00:44:44,163 So you've still got the option of a clip point, 489 00:44:44,163 --> 00:44:49,173 which is the perfect shape blade for penetration. 490 00:44:49,173 --> 00:44:52,890 Or you can get a drop point, which is better for skinning. 491 00:44:55,687 --> 00:44:59,110 - Probably the penetration one. 492 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:02,158 That still leaves the question of fixed or folding. 493 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,203 Fixed is probably better. 494 00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:08,253 It's a little more difficult to transport. 495 00:45:08,253 --> 00:45:11,092 It's a lot more reliable for heavy duty work. 496 00:45:11,092 --> 00:45:14,892 And you're gonna need a non-slip handle. 497 00:45:14,892 --> 00:45:16,854 'Cause you're doing some serious gutting, 498 00:45:16,854 --> 00:45:18,983 that blade's gonna get mighty slippery. 499 00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:22,281 You don't want to go slicing your palm up. 500 00:45:22,281 --> 00:45:23,868 So... 501 00:45:23,868 --> 00:45:28,962 I would recommend either a Ambush Tundra... 502 00:45:28,962 --> 00:45:32,218 or maybe a Cross River Mountain Man. 503 00:45:34,055 --> 00:45:36,101 - I want that one. 504 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:38,523 With the red. 505 00:45:38,523 --> 00:45:41,111 - Honey, that's a fishing knife. 506 00:45:42,321 --> 00:45:45,578 - He likes fishing too. 507 00:45:58,311 --> 00:46:00,525 Oh... 508 00:46:10,461 --> 00:46:12,423 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? 509 00:46:12,423 --> 00:46:14,553 - That's the one. 510 00:46:14,553 --> 00:46:17,684 Okay. Jimmy will ring you up. 511 00:47:09,162 --> 00:47:11,166 - Oh! 512 00:47:13,044 --> 00:47:15,048 What were you doing? 513 00:47:15,048 --> 00:47:18,221 - You weren't in the bathroom! 514 00:47:18,221 --> 00:47:20,518 - I'm sorry, I just-- I had to tell a little fib. 515 00:47:20,518 --> 00:47:22,396 I... 516 00:47:22,396 --> 00:47:24,776 I saw this when we came in the mall 517 00:47:24,776 --> 00:47:27,616 and I really wanted to get it for you. 518 00:47:27,616 --> 00:47:29,493 - You scared me half to death. 519 00:47:29,493 --> 00:47:32,082 - It reminds me of us. 520 00:47:33,711 --> 00:47:35,047 - I love it. 521 00:47:36,884 --> 00:47:39,932 You're gonna have to wheel yourself. 522 00:47:43,522 --> 00:47:46,528 That was too much. 523 00:47:46,528 --> 00:47:48,031 I'm sorry. 524 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,811 That's for motivation, darling. 525 00:48:02,811 --> 00:48:04,731 - That is pretty great motivation. 526 00:48:06,819 --> 00:48:09,533 But basically, the deed has to wait 527 00:48:09,533 --> 00:48:13,123 until Victor has enough money saved up for the motel. 528 00:48:13,123 --> 00:48:15,713 Know what? 529 00:48:15,713 --> 00:48:18,843 Just let me worry about the motel, okay? 530 00:48:18,843 --> 00:48:22,892 You just worry about getting Victor on that bus 531 00:48:22,892 --> 00:48:24,145 and getting him down here. 532 00:48:24,145 --> 00:48:26,482 Can you do that? 533 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:33,914 - Uh, yep. 534 00:48:37,672 --> 00:48:39,175 - Tomorrow night. 535 00:48:39,175 --> 00:48:42,264 Tomorrow night. 536 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:45,772 Tonight is the last night we sleep alone. 537 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:19,798 I should ask you this before Victor has to. 538 00:49:19,798 --> 00:49:22,386 Is your mom a light or deep sleeper? 539 00:50:08,311 --> 00:50:11,150 - Ow. 540 00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:20,126 Oh, Gypsy, get in your chair. 541 00:50:20,126 --> 00:50:23,508 Someone could see you. 542 00:50:23,508 --> 00:50:25,387 - No one can see us, Mom. 543 00:50:38,204 --> 00:50:41,210 Oh, don't hurt me. 544 00:50:44,174 --> 00:50:46,178 - I'll be careful. 545 00:51:05,926 --> 00:51:08,599 - How about I paint your nails, hmm? 546 00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,228 Maybe, um... 547 00:51:11,228 --> 00:51:13,901 What if-- maybe a dark pink? 548 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:19,954 Oh, oh, everything's swollen. 549 00:51:24,421 --> 00:51:27,177 I haven't seen you wear grandma's ring in a while. 550 00:51:30,308 --> 00:51:32,104 Here. 551 00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:35,861 Oh... 552 00:51:49,096 --> 00:51:51,560 Your crown. 553 00:52:09,763 --> 00:52:12,058 What's the matter? 554 00:52:14,856 --> 00:52:17,987 - I think you might have been right about my feeding tube. 555 00:52:17,987 --> 00:52:19,490 Oh. 556 00:52:19,490 --> 00:52:21,787 - Is it too late to go in today? 557 00:52:43,539 --> 00:52:47,922 - Before you know it, you'll be a brand new girl. 558 00:52:47,922 --> 00:52:49,424 - Upsies, here we go. 559 00:52:49,424 --> 00:52:50,678 Here we go. 560 00:52:50,678 --> 00:52:53,474 Up. 561 00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:55,186 All right. 562 00:52:55,186 --> 00:52:58,025 Ladies, always a pleasure. 563 00:52:58,025 --> 00:52:59,486 Try to stay out of trouble. 564 00:52:59,486 --> 00:53:01,908 Oh, trouble knows it's not welcome here. 565 00:53:21,030 --> 00:53:23,702 - Oh, I... 566 00:53:23,702 --> 00:53:26,875 I think I owe you an apology. 567 00:53:29,379 --> 00:53:32,845 The other day at the movies... 568 00:53:35,016 --> 00:53:37,479 You asked for a Dr. Pepper, 569 00:53:37,479 --> 00:53:40,318 and I said no. 570 00:53:40,318 --> 00:53:43,659 I should have let you have a sip. 571 00:53:54,722 --> 00:53:57,645 Sir, will you text me when you are at the door 572 00:53:57,645 --> 00:54:00,483 with the gloves on? 573 00:54:54,299 --> 00:54:56,930 Aww... 574 00:55:01,815 --> 00:55:05,404 Did you look up at the sky tonight? 575 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,757 And what did you see? 39273

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