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"And Jesus said to the apostles..."

He is always late, brother Gilbert.

He got bullied. There is no more Chaussée aux Moines.

"For my mouth speaks the truth

and my lips abhor The lie."

"He who speaks the truth proclaim justice

and the false witness, deceit."

He sent us a signal.

Somewhere on this Earth,

there is too much concentration of lies.

Beijing?

Moscow.

The Vatican?

No.

Nice.

Nice?

We're about to rock to the underworld.

Oh no, not the underworld.

What can we do?

We have to find

one who lies while breathing and guide him to his first truth.

My God...

It may already be too late.

Let us pray, my brothers.

Yes hello?

Yes, it's Jérôme Berrada.

I can't talk to you because I have a huge water damage.

Yes. I'm waiting for the plumber.

- I can't come to the meeting.

I donate my furniture at the foundation of Abbé Pierre.

I move everything. You know, when we can help...

- Hello? - My son?

- Yes Dad. - You're not coming?

No, I'm stuck I have a flat tire. Kisses.

I can not hear you. I go into a tunnel...

Well then, sweetie?

What's wrong?

This is my poodle, I do not know where he is.

Oh!

Don't worry, maybe he's gone take a trip to poodle country,

Canichstan.

It's true?

Of course it's true. Do not worry.

Mr. Berrada, we are waiting for you for the blood test.

I'm coming, sir.

Caroline, it stays between us, but...

I have to donate a kidney to my brother.

Sure. How nice.

Thank you, Abdul!

Yes mom. No, I told you, I can't.

On Mondays, I help with the toilet seniors.

Etienne, you are bothering me, I work on my computer.

Yes, Caroline. I am on my way, I'm stuck at the toll.

I'm coming, I'm coming!

- How are you? - How are you.

Madame, Jérôme Berrada has just arrived.

Hi guys. Hi girls.

We count on you! The contract, the Russians.

We give everything!

I believe in you. Caroline believes in you.

We stay motivated.

Motivated!

- Hi, Etienne. - Hi.

Oh, Jerome! Jerome!

Jerome.

You had to find a Russian translator for tomorrow.

It's not up to me to do that.

You are my assistant and your role is to assist me.

If I remember correctly, you told me :

"I take care of the translator."

- I never said that. - Ah well yes.

You knew one when you adapted War and Peace for Avignon.

I am Sales Manager at Inter,

it's not for me to find a translator or a driver

for the Russians. Why not a DJ for the end of the year party?

Like you were in kindergarten with David Guetta...

You're talking rubbish.

For info, I found a Russian translator.

She arrives this morning. But I don't have a driver.

Find one.

"Find one."

It's me, it's me!

We had an appointment at 9am! It's not pro! I like the pros.

There was a traffic jam...

Stop your bullshit.

Good,

we have a problem with the contract of Mr. Beerkmans' boat.

He had accepted the quote.

Catch up.

It's early, you take me...

Yes, Mr. Beerkmans. Jérôme Berrada speaking.

What's the matter? Suddenly I'm sad.

Why?

Last time we hugged hand like brothers,

and there I learn are you changing families?

I was ready

to lower the estimate again and there is the stab.

I'm more sad than disappointed, know that.

In any case, I hope we will remain friends.

Damn it?

Hold on.

Wait what?

Yes, Mr. Beerkmans.

It's already forgotten, we send it to you in the morning. Goodbye.

It is all good.

If you were more serious, you could climb higher.

Director of Inter Sales, that's not bad.

Russians. Where are we with the translator?

I found one.

Great.

You should really avoid the workers' strike.

If the Russians see this, they will turn around.

But if we sign the contract, more layoffs?

Of course, that's the deal.

How are you, your brother?

Well, why?

About his kidney transplant.

The less we talk to him about it, the better he is.

Hmm. Come on, go. You will be late again.

To all, to all!

Hello, are you expecting someone?

Hello, I am the Russian translator.

Ah! We didn't introduce ourselves we will work together.

Jerome Berrada.

- Chloe. - Yes, Chloe, I know.

Seeing your CV, I said: "We need Chloe."

Good, thank you.

Have you been doing this for a long time?

Three years.

Three years! Oh yes, that's interesting.

I don't really like talking about myself, actually.

Same for me. I like discretion. It is important.

To confide, to reveal oneself, I don't like that.

Exactly. Especially when we have buried things.

So!

My parents abused me.

That's what you call discretion?

Sorry, we barely know each other and I tell you about my life.

That's all... everything i hate.

I find you very pleasant. There's a feeling between us, right?

No.

- Would you like to go for a drink? - Truly not.

Oh good?

I'd rather it stay only professional between us.

What the fuck is he doing?

- I don't know.

- Hello. - Ah!

He's arrived, we'll be there in two minutes.

How are you, bro? Virginia.

Hi, bobaman!

Ah! He's new, that one.

Yes. It is a lucky charm, it's Navajo. It goes over you!

If nothing happens to me, it's that I protect myself.

OK.

Go on!

you couldn't be on time? It's an important day.

By the way, I met the translator, Chloe.

Yeah, and?

She is in love with me. We can speak of love at first sight.

She had butterflies in her eyes. She's crazy, talkative, unfiltered.

OK, Romeo.

We focus on what you gonna say? You stay sober.

As per usual.

You speak!

The friends,

come here two seconds, stop it.

Well, Jérôme will explain to you...

merely? Yeah.

The stakes of the contract with the Russians. Its very important.

I'm just gonna save it for management.

Go ahead.

Do we have to listen to it?

Jean-Pierre, please.

Go ahead.

We are going to receive Oleg Krichenko, Mr. Alekseyev's secretary,

owner from the biggest company

Russian cruise ship. 15 boats to renovate,

so 2 years of work and more layoffs.

So no strike, right?

You are right to want to go on strike,

but let's be pragmatic.

This contract is our spare wheel.

We have the Italians opposite.

They are very strong. When the Russians

will visit the site, it is important that no one manifests.

Russians have a working class tradition. Let's show them

that we put our workers first.

Jerome Berrada! The Mozart of mythos.

- Don't record this. - Yes, Thibault!

Checked in! It is important that there is a trace!

Our shipyard

generated millions in profits for 30 years.

30 years! As soon as there is a slowdown, we fire people?

I'll tell you what's going on.

They let the situation deteriorate to pay less compensation.

I won't let that happen!

"We" won't let that happen!

We'll get them, the Russians. We are going to have this contract.

What you say has no value.

Guys...

Hi, the Berradas.

- Good-morning Paul. - How are you?

Oh, I'm good. How are you. And you? The job?

A little tough, but we'll get through it.

Enjoy it. When you find yourself unemployed,

the days are long. Very long.

Your parents are still shopping, they are lucky.

When I worked at the town hall, I had big responsibilities.

In 98,

I prepared the banquet for Jacques Chirac.

- Oh yeah! - 500 tartiflettes

to prepare!

There were three absentees, so I ate them.

- Sacred memory! - Excuse us, Paul,

we must go.

See you soon!

Ciao.

Yeah.

You look stressed, son.

I'm alright. But I'm a little annoyed with Caroline, the CEO.

Why?

She's too sensitive. She has no the shoulders to manage this contract.

Caroline, sensitive?

When she closes the door,

it's not the one you know.

Ah OK! First news.

What bothers me,

is that, if we sign the contract,

shareholders want to give me his job.

It's hard for her.

Ah yes, yes... Of course, yes.

Yeah.

But meanwhile, you have to fight.

30 unemployed families, it's horrible!

I say.

I say. But don't worry about me

I was approached by American boxes.

- Ugh! Cool!

You didn't tell me about it.

I'm not telling you everything.

I didn't tell you

that's it, I started the steps to adopt.

Oh? Still?

It's true?

Yeah, there it is.

It's the right time, I feel ready.

You are happy?

Ah! We're going to have coffee in the garden.

We are fine there.

We're going to have coffee in the garden!

OK... shall we do some Scrabble?

Uh, Jerome...

I must tell you that people love you.

Yes.

Of course people love me.

My son, it's been several years that we watch you do without saying anything,

hoping that will change...

But that doesn't change.

It's getting worse!

You are disconnected. You can't keep lying.

Why do you say :

"In the job, Jean-Pierre, he doesn't know what he's talking about."

I don't see what you mean.

Your laptop has no battery.

- Always an excuse for being late. - Or water damage!

Lots of water damage.

I believe we could fill thirty Olympic swimming pools.

Or a flat tire.

16 flat tires in eight months. 16!

You told me that you were a black belt in kung fu.

- We know what you're making up about us. - Nothing.

You said at the office

that I fell asleep, that I was narcoleptic. It's serious!

You weren't selected to be a cosmonaut.

Nor been hitchhiked by Miss Universe.

You don't know War and Peace

by heart! You never read it. You couldn't even spell Dostoyevsky.

My heart is Leo Tolstoy.

Who cares, he doesn't know him.

Why do you say

that your brother is unlucky?

Why are you telling that I'm a big loser?

That all the worst that can happen to you happens to you, it's not the same.

Oh well!

Above all, it is false. I don't bother, life is beautiful.

- Admit it, you're struggling a bit. - Hey!

Who is single at 36?

And who has a job thanks to his brother?

Eh? Who is the galley slave?

It's all lies.

Eh? you arrive late just because you don't care about people.

It's true.

Since we were little, I cover you,

I round the corners:

"No, Jérôme likes tell stories."

I'm fed up, stop.

And stop saying that Virginie

wants to sleep with you, that's wrong.

You have no effect on me! Really, it's...

- A bit though. - No None.

I have smacks just thinking about it.

why tell us

that you are going to adopt when it's not true

and that we dream of being grandparents?

I really want to adopt.

But stop lying, stop!

One day you will tell too many lies.

You are the one lying! It's you who organized this without telling me!

You are the one talking nonsense! I do not lie!

Come on, it's good.

Air hostess, what a beautiful job.

Yeah, I serve coffees to badly seated people, but...

I'm pretty happy with my journey.

And you?

Of what, me?

- Your life course? - Ah!

I had a complicated childhood. I made myself, I succeeded.

But I think it's annoying quite a lot of people.

That's to say?

My family, my friends... I think they are a little jealous.

What are you working in?

Luxury yachts.

OK! Great.

- And it works? - It hits.

There, we will renovate the boats from a Russian cruise line.

If I told you how i got this contract...

Go ahead, go ahead.

Good, okay. That was... four years ago.

I was responsible for V.I.P. of a five-star hotel in Cannes.

I take care of a Russian client, and her son wants to go to the beach.

So I go with him. There, a minute of inattention and...

The kid is sinking.

- And...? - Well, I'm running,

I dive, I catch him by the neck and I take it out.

Wow!

And who reminds me a month ago for his boats?

The Russian. We do not forget a good deed.

Exactly. I think I have good karma.

In the box, they take me for the saviour.

I'm kind of their god.

I'll go, it's late. Thanks.

We have to find one who lies while breathing

and guide him to his first truth.

Your phone or I'll bust you.

What is that?

Ah!

Oh!

My furniture!

- Good morning sir.

What are you doing here?

I'm here for the water damage.

Ho! Hello, Mr. Berrada.

I present to you Brandon.

It's humid in your house!

You have to tell me the shut-off valve, otherwise I can't do anything.

Who are you?

Helene Figeac, responsible for SOS Décrochage.

It's great to help Brandon.

It's really super what you do! I will return.

The best,

is to start by grammar. Eh?

It's Caroline.

- Leave me a message. - Caroline,

I am in a rush. I can't go to the airport,

I am doing it as quickly as possible. I have massive water damage.

Hello, Jerome. It's me, Jeanine.

I waited for you at the retirement home. But since you couldn't...

It's my toilet day.

OK...

What is that?

Bah, it's your injury.

Why do I have this?

It's the day you saved a child during the earthquake in Turkey.

I did this?

Yes.

It's really good what you do.

Oh damn...

Oh shit!

Oh!

- Jerome Berrada? - Yeah.

Thomas Pesquet confessed scared of heights.

You go instead.

Expected departure in 3 days in Baikonur.

Will you give me a minute?

I'll take my pajamas and a... toothbrush...

Oh fuck.

No no no!

Thibault?

What happened?

I think the day is going to be very complicated.

You're leaving already?

I am going to work... I have stuff late.

So, see you at the construction site.

And my kiss?

Oh no! No no!

Taxi.

- No more battery! - A concern, Jerome?

- Bah... - Ah darn.

Well, take your motorbike.

- I have a motorbike? - Well, there!

Virginia?

Jerome, I miss you so much!

What are you talking about?

But from us, big madman!

By choosing Thibault, I bet on the wrong horse.

I had a stallion

explosive and dynamic, and I chose the percheron. What an idiot!

But it's not big deal!

It's never too late when we love each other as much as we do.

We love each other so much!

Jerome!

I am glad to see you.

It's crazy,

I have butterflies in my stomach.

Usually, I'm rather attracted by fine guys

with glasses, with a deep look, but there...

no way.

- Hi. Uh thank you.

Are they there, the Russians?

Yeah, in the parlor.

We will work together, I have to tell you a bit about my life.

OK.

We can talk to each other.

OK.

At 17 years old, I fell in love with a Russian.

I followed him to Omsk but he had a wife, three children.

It devastated me.

All the same.

I walked away. I found myself in a squat.

I've forgotten, but i fell in love

of a skinhead with a wooden leg.

She cheated on me, it devastated me.

- Sacred course. - Hold on.

I have to tell you everything.

- It is the right time? - 8 years ago

I come back to the Côte d'Azur and there...

I fall in love with Jacques, my shrink.

Excuse me, are you finished?

- Yes, I'm done. - OK.

- Oleg is not happy. - But you told me otherwise.

I told you : "Great, I understand them."

- Where's Caroline? - No idea.

Oh...

M. Krichenko, Jérôme Berrada.

Please excuse me for this delay.

You can smile, you moron...

He said what?

don't ask why

Europe is on the verge of bankruptcy, asshole. And after...

He flipped in a more slang dialect.

He spoke of a goat

and he asks you to go get...

It's good, I see.

It's very vulgar.

His assistant.

Hello.

Cheese.

Oleg, you are right to be upset.

It will not happen again.

"Understand everything, it is to forgive everything."

He's impressed that you learned Tolstoy to receive them.

And me too, huh! Frankly! You are unpredictable!

I like.

This way.

Hello, Jerome.

I will notify the engineers that you are there.

Ah, Jerome!

Jérôme, you are beautiful, you are our sunshine.

- Eh? - Jerome,

you are perfect. Can I draw you?

I dreamed of you.

Give me a child.

Jerome, can I eat your hair?

Jerome!

Jerome!

Oleg, it's not possible.

Can you get them out really fast?

We meet at the minibus and off to the construction site.

OK.

Jerome!

Jerome...

You're not with Oleg Krichenko?

Jerome, Oleg Krichenko is where?

Oleg... He's waiting for us outside,

bring the minibus and off to the construction site.

All this lacks a little preparation.

Stephen?

- It's not complicated! - Etienne,

do you have a driver for the minibus?

Of course I found...

ve one.

Perfect!

Caroline, you have to go.

Leave me, Jerome.

- What are you doing here? - I don't want to go.

What are you telling me?

The Russians scare me.

I would like to be with my cats, in front of a Christmas movie.

It's May and you don't have a cat.

- Pupuce, Tigrou, Chounette and Felix. - Four?

It's my secret garden, let me.

You are a winner, a fighter.

You can't fall apart today.

It's too violent all those negotiations, all that stress.

Krichenko is waiting for us. I am with you.

So, we breathe, we calm down, we smile and let's go, okay?

Go on! Gotta do it a little faster.

But it's too fast, Jerome.

We are almost there.

Where are they?

- Yes. - Where are you?

Where are the Russians?

They didn't want to wait. We're going to the shipyard.

I already miss you.

Ok good.

Hold on!

- Yes? - Who drives?

Stephen.

Move on, asshole!

Etienne, it's green.

Etienne, it's green.

Ah! Hello, Jerome.

No, no, no, no, no, no...

I don't want to talk to him.

- Go on. - No I do not want to.

Oleg,

Caroline Gautier, the director of Naviset.

Hello, Mr. Krichenko.

Nice to finally see you. I apologize for being here

because... What I need to tell you...

And she is right!

Let's visit one of our yachts at the end of the renovation.

Take off your helmet.

WATCH YOUR STEP. This way, Oleg.

Follow me.

Oleg,

I present to you Jean-Pierre Marbeuf, our foreman.

Vladivostok!

I have learned

to say hello in Russian is good!

For wastewater, do you use the 3-step process...

consisting of introducing Wastewater...

directly into the system...

by treating them without flocculants?

Good question!

The fleet, yes, the fleet!

She goes down the drain and machines wash it.

The rest goes into the stuff who go into the cellar,

and after, below,

next to the big gizmos, quite simply.

If it doesn't work, you press the bitonial.

So.

He says that Jean-Pierre don't know what he's talking about.

Well, Oleg, hang on,

you will discover our technique of augmented reality, unique in Europe.

- It's this way.

Oleg, this yacht is completely bare, but you will find out

as it will be after renovation.

Étienne, are you throwing?

As you see it, Naviset does not omit any detail.

- Jerome, where are you? - I'm here, Caroline.

I'm stuck in the kitchen.

I translate?

No, Chloe.

I do not feel good.

Here, the security post fully digitized.

A spider!

But damn, it's all wrong.

I'm in the engine room. I am hot.

Excuse me, Oleg, She does not feel well.

Why are you calling me Oleg? I'm lost.

Okay, Etienne, pause, pause!

I hear Étienne snoring.

Air!

Where is the exit?

Where is she?

Caroline!

How are you?

No way.

I am in pain.

What?

He was favorable to Naviset, but that's no longer the case.

Why? Perched? Why? Alech?

Because your demonstration is crap.

I am in pain.

Be reasonable.

“Extreme in everything is a flaw. The truth must impose itself without violence."

Fuck Tolstoy!

Don't be rude.

Stay in your place, little blonde!

He added a comment displaced misogynist.

A little respect, Mr. Krichenko.

I say what I want.

We don't talk here women this way.

You won't tell me how to speak!

No need to shout!

Gently!

My respect, it is earned, and you are a whore.

Big asshole motherfucker!

call me a bitch again and you will see your balls!

His words exceed his thoughts.

He wants to go to the hotel. His assistant drives.

Uh... Why?

Give him the keys.

I must sleep for three days.

Me too.

It's not the moment!

Nope!

You will recover.

You are going to return them to me! Chloe, a taxi.

Calm down, you're on the verge of burnout.

I manage!

But I need you.

I won't make it.

Caroline...

- Wait for me. - I have to buy some litter.

Whore!

- What is this mess?

What happened to you?

would you like me to tell you?

This morning, I take a shower, activity rather quiet normally.

The shower curtain, I fall, it sticks... I thought I died.

Afterwards, I hit myself all red lights.

All! Do you see the little red light?

You see the tobacco, there's a red light, can't you see?

Normal, there is not normally!

I filled up last night. You do 400 terminals with it.

I made 20 terminals! I'm in the reserve! And that!

Have you seen him? What is that?

What is this? It's a fucking tree!

I have a tree on the car! It just fell out of my head.

I thought I was going to die.

A little funny thing too.

I made a radio, I felt screwed up...

I have three kidneys. Three kidneys.

I looked: in the animal kingdom,

not a fish, not a bird has 3 kidneys.

Since when do you have a motorcycle?

Ah! OK it's fine.

How are you?

It's a lesson, right?

- What? - It wasn't enough

yesterday's family ultimatum?

"We are going to put Jérôme in the face of his lies."

This is the plan? A kind of Truman show, Berrada sauce?

You didn't listen to anything.

Is it the parents' idea?

The crank, there's the asshole. Quick!

Here.

- Quick! - You're not going to do it.

Quick quick quick! Yeah!

Gotta stop playing it makes no sense.

Stop typing, you little prick.

But dad!

If you're still here in two minutes, I go out and throw you a pumpkin,

you moron!

Get out of there, Quasimodo.

With your face, you will scare away customers, damn it!

Go buy yourself a brain, you cunt!

Hey, I'm warning you... That's going too far!

Get out, you're gonna take us back flies, you filthy filth.

- Jerome. - Enough, Virginia.

love knocked on my door and knock knock knock.

Oh! But who is there? Ah, it's Jerome!

I didn't expect you.

It's from a man like you what I need: a bastard,

a puff, a man without morals, a highwayman

who will tear off my panties with their teeth

and who will take me up in a Mobalpa kitchen.

- Stop!

Jerome!

We start filling

tanks in 6 hours.

Repack, I understand.

You must choose your menu of New Year's Day.

It's capon with mushroom sauce

or grilled lobster

samurai sauce.

Mmm...

Despite the small incidents of this morning,

he finds the infrastructure operational

and modern.

I do not know if I can continue.

Continue to what?

Mmm?

No, nothing, nothing. Forget.

Oleg!

Hotel, good?

Da, da.

Chloe, can I talk to you for a second?

Yes.

Are you in on it?

What blow?

Are you an actress?

No, I'm a translator. I understand nothing.

Me, I understand that they make fun of me and it has to stop!

You don't want to explain to me instead of running away?

I just saw a whale.

Well yes, it's the season.

Which season? There have never been whales in Nice.

Won't you tell me what's wrong?

Nothing is right! I don't know if I'm dreaming

if they make fun of me or if I go crazy!

Rest. Shall I talk to Caroline about it?

She flipped out, I no longer recognize her.

It is true that she is fragile.

She almost broke down in tears when she saw a fly getting caught in a bay window.

She wanted mouth to fly.

And that, Chloe? That?

It does not exist, a country where there are only poodles!

Well, last year I spent a week there.

In Canichstan they are very tolerant, open, LGBT-friendly.

And their tapas with croquettes, this is delicious.

But in December, it's terrible weather.

What?

Jerome.

It's normal, you have to sign a huge contract to save the box,

you're in a nervous breakdown.

You think?

Well yes, I have the impression.

you need to see someone to get out of your crisis.

Oh! Jacques will help you.

- Who? - My ex,

the shrink. You know, I told you about it.

But let it be clear, nothing happens with Jacques.

I'm single.

She's beautiful, that one.

Hello, Jacques.

Hello, Chloe.

You remember me?

Vaguely.

Oh yes!

We lived together for seven years. I was madly in love with you.

We almost had children.

After our breakup,

I took out a loan I have made 3 suicide attempts.

- Oh? - I was disbarred

of the College of Psychiatrists. That's it?

We spent more time making love only to understand my neuroses.

We did all the rooms in the apartment.

You had a two-piece, Jacques.

Never happy.

I rebuilt my life in cheese and I think about you more, my love.

Finally, Chloe.

I present to you Jérôme, he needs of your help. He burns out.

He was abused during his childhood.

I no longer have the right to practice.

I am an outcast, a curse of psychiatry.

I found my redemption in soft pasta!

Jacques.

I need you.

I'm going to try.

But I'm rusty.

Thanks!

I go to the Negresco, I'll come see you later. Courage!

You are going to make it.

So... We're going to go to my office.

How are we going to do it?

I'm going to set up a little corner for us.

Sorry for the smell.

I'm listening to you.

So this is it...

It happens to me sometimes... Not very often...

Rarely! Once or twice a year, exceptionally,

to tell things which are at the limit of reality and which...

What are you lying?

No, I wouldn't say it like that.

I spice up my life with stories that I lived...

not completely or almost a little.

You are a liar.

No. I do not lie.

I explore side roads to talk about me.

I feed this with events which make the exchange...

- Good. - More interesting.

You are a mythomaniac, a compulsive liar.

No, I'm not a liar.

I sprinkle my life with adventures

who give a different view of me.

Carry on.

I feel like that my little stories...

- Lies. - Stories.

What I told...

Yes?

materialize.

And come to life.

An example?

I had to say, jokingly, to my neighbor that I had a motorbike.

And this morning...

The motorcycle was there, in front of my house.

Mmm...

It can be a denial of reality,

lined with an egocentric neurosis schizophrenic tendency.

More clearly?

Like an Emmental lying to itself, not accepting to be a camembert.

- Current neurosis. - What should I do, doctor?

Admit that you are making up stories

and break out of this loop: "I lie, therefore I exist."

I am not crazy?

Not yet.

Oh good!

Chloe, is that your girlfriend?

No no.

Oh, so much the better!

Good, otherwise I'll kill you.

Would you like a Dolto with herbs?

No.

I would like to tell the truth.

I like the truth, but she doesn't love me.

Here is the real truth:

the truth does not love me.

As soon as I say it

she changes her face and turns against me.

You're lying, Jerome, it's a fact. Too late to go back on that.

Lies are a roller coaster

which take you away and that take your breath away,

that make your heart stop and tie it in your throat.

Jerome?

You're lying.

Give me a child.

I donate a kidney to my brother.

Breakfast, my love.

Oh!

If you intend to take a selfie...

put a filter.

How did it go your session with Jacques?

For a 1st psych session at a cheese maker, pretty good.

You smell the sheep.

When I ran into you at Naviset,

stuff got messed up in my head.

Like what?

Well like...

He's beefed up but he has very slender legs.

He is sure of himself but a little heavy.

We don't really know if we should trust him or distrust him.

But when he looks at you with her childish eyes

who swears it's not him who put his fingers in the jam,

we crack.

It's the first time talk to me like that.

No, Jerome. Sorry, I have to go.

Why?

'Cause if I stay we will fuck like animals,

it's not a good idea.

We are not going to fuck like animals.

But yes, we are going to fuck like animals!

Meow! Meow!

Sorry. It's gonna be so dirty.

I'm sorry, I can't stay.

I'm too dumb.

Meow.

Stopped.

- Jerome! Jerome, open!

It makes no sense, what happens to me?

Oh, is it nonsense?

Oh! Thibault!

Don't analyze the situation

Appearances are against me, but...

Nothing happened between your brother and me.

Chloe, I really don't care. Take this.

Are you moving?

Yeah, uh no.

It's too long to explain.

- Okay, hit the ball. - What?

The ball you hold you throw it hard.

On me. Go ahead.

Why would I do that?

Jerome, do what I ask of you.

Go on!

Did you see? Right in the mouth.

What luck there was for me to take it there?

Maybe he's good at darts.

Maybe he's good at darts.

bad faith...

Take this.

Throw against the wall.

Aim for the wall and throw.

So?

- I can try? - Yes.

Everybody. Here, are you giving it to him?

And There you go! Throw it 15 times, I'll take it 15 times in the face.

How come?

I do not know.

It's awesome! I thought I was alone in this nightmare,

but we are two! - That's great then, great!

Am I supposed to be happy?

You are brothers and you have the same neurosis.

It's all genetics.

I leave you in your delirium,

I have to go back to the office. You should take your brother to buy some cheese.

If you know what I mean.

Cheese?

Calm down.

Couscous?

Couscous.

And there you go, couscous with meatballs

with its chickpeas.

Ah... I'm sorry, Thibault.

In 15 years, this is the first time this has happened to me.

It's not your fault.

Yes. Shame on me. Shame on me.

I almost got myself interned, but you see it's not normal.

Yes! I tried to explain it to you, but you don't listen to me.

Oh damn!

It's horrible what's happening to us, but I have a beginning of explanation.

- Go ahead. - I believe...

I say well I believe...

Keep on going.

It's not possible.

Please.

I think I told a bit too much...

- Lies! - Hush.

Of lies.

So.

That's it. And you said I was a loser.

Result: I am a loser.

And... And that's not all.

What?

Virginia.

What, Virginia?

I'm not responsible.

It's horrible.

Her breasts aren't horrible.

No, they are beautiful.

No more! Do not say how beautiful her breasts are!

Besides! That's for Virginie's breasts.

Oh damn!

My Virginia is in love with you because that's what you said.

I too am living in hell. they want to put me in a rocket.

Before, I didn't have a motorcycle.

An elderly lady asked me to wash her. And I saw a whale in Nice.

Come see. I think Chloe is right.

It's genetic.

A genetic curse:

we were born on the same day at the same time.

- Not the same year. - That's enough to make a curse.

There were the Tutankhamuns, the Templars,

there were the Kennedys,

and today, there are the Berradas.

The Curse of the Berradas.

The question is: how do we stop this?

We sacrifice you.

Disagree.

Have you seen what shit you're putting us in? to say anything

always?

When I was 6 years old,

you told me that Paul the neighbor was a psychopathic killer.

I had nightmares about it.

Yeah, the serial killer neighbor.

No news of the replacement by Thomas Pesquet, Jerome Berrada,

which must fly away tonight.

So...

It's okay, no need to...

I understood.

How many mythos have you told? You can't help it!

Oh fuck!

- Brake! - What do you think I do?

There is no brake. Oh fuck.

- Shit! - Hand brake!

- Don't touch anything.

The reverse.

- We are going down.

Nope!

No one comes down.

Oh fuck!

Go away!

- I don't have a steering wheel! Sorry!

Go ahead, turn,

there is a bend! Barriers!

Barriers!

More gasoline.

There, we almost died.

If the parents

have anything, I kill you.

Yes?

Virginia, go see if mum and dad are well.

- I can't.

Its a question of life or death.

I would love to, but there I really can't.

I can not.

Virginia.

Hello?

She can't.

Call a cab.

Good idea. Nope!

Hey! Hey!

Whore!

- You've finished?

There's a wasp, she's for me!

Eh eh!

- Why don't they stop? - Because of your shirt.

Hey! Hey! There, there!

Yes yes.

Ah!

And to end on a glamorous note,

it's the Australian Alexandra Willing

who was elected last night Miss Universe 2022.

He may have already killed them.

- Hold on. - What?

I have to tell you something on parents.

What?

- They're weird to me. - Weird?

- Oh! Father! - Oh!

My Titi, it makes me happy to see you.

- You're there, I was scared. - Hey!

What is this bullshit? You're gonna let me go, right?

Mother is there?

But of course.

Why didn't you answer?

We saw that it was the other, we do not care.

Come on, are you going home?

Thanks.

So my Tweety, how are you?

Uh... It's fine. Jerome too, huh?

You don't eat?

I'm not hungry.

You are still so annoying!

In an hour, he will say: "Can I make myself a sandwich?"

If he is hungry, you give him the cat litter.

Perhaps this is...

Hey ho! Tweety, leave.

He does this to make us react.

Can I have some water?

Yeah.

Why? It's too dry?

Thibault,

how is it going at Naviset?

The Russians are there.

Did you ring the bell, Shrek?

You're useless.

You are bogus.

I wonder

if I am your father.

Don't talk to me like that it hurts me.

"It hurts me!"

That's enough there.

How do you talk to your mother? I take out the belt?

You're ill!

OK, it's good now! Go to your room!

It's me.

What?

I said parents mistreated me.

But is it wrong or what? Why are you saying this?

They never laid a hand on us!

OK...

You told no one that an asteroid was going to destroy the Earth?

I can't assure you.

Ah well, great.

Alright, listen Jerome.

There must be something to undo this curse.

There is always something. Look at Pinocchio!

It's a puppet.

The Blue Fairy turns him back into a boy

because he accepts to be good and kind.

Who did you tell that she was in love with you?

I do not know anymore.

- Yes? - It's Thibault.

Yes.

Listen...

What's going on between us it's not what was expected,

but everything will be back to normal.

And even though I know that right now, you're not interested,

know that I love you and that you are the woman of my life.

Thibault.

Yes my love?

We have come to the end of the road.

What did she say to you?

She leaves me.

I hate you, Jerome.

- Thibault...

Hello, Jerome. Hi, Thibault.

Hi Paul.

Attention!

- Bah?

What? No, because I have...

my car battery died.

I need to be repaired.

your father has claws in his garage, I think?

I do not know.

Come on, let's break!

Come on!

Oh fuck!

Move on!

- It's closed.

- Help! - The neighbor

wants to kill us! Call the police!

I have the keys.

Over there!

Touch nothing!

No no no! OK, that's good.

The garage door.

I don't touch anything anymore I don't touch anything!

- Go on. - Touch the ramp.

Oh!

Perfect.

Oh!

Here!

Ouch!

Its good. No no!

I got it.

No I think not.

Go ahead.

Bend down.

Take that in your face!

No no no!

It's good, he's K.-O. Thibault?

No no no no...

Thibault... Breathe, Thibault. Breathe, you'll be fine, huh?

I'll call the fire department they will take care of you.

Don't close your eyes, please! Thibault!

Thibault! Thibault!

Take it easy.

I come.

Nope! We don't want to see you anymore! Do you understand or what?

Never again.

It's horrible, but you don't have to blame yourself.

You did what you could.

My parents think otherwise.

And they are right.

They're not good people.

They love me...

- And I love them. - It's crazy,

after all they've done to you!

Chloe.

My parents never abused me.

I had a happy childhood. They gave me all their love.

I lied to you.

Sorry.

Why did you tell me that?

To impress you

make me complain.

How long have you been lying?

I was 8 or 9 the first time.

I had a soccer game and I had played badly.

We lost 8 to 1.

I'm taking your brother to the doctor, he still has a fever.

Ok mom.

Leave, I'll take her. I'm taking care of it.

Go to bed, it's late.

Mom!

I'm coming, Tweety.

See you soon.

Uh, dad.

Yes?

I scored four goals.

What?

I scored four goals, the winning goal.

Four goals?

Yes!

That's great, my son! I'm proud of you.

- Thank you dad. - Father!

He was so proud.

And you liked that feeling.

They were interested in me.

Does it do you good?

- For telling you the truth? - Hmm.

Yeah.

Continue on this path:

you go to the hospital and you talk to your parents.

Do you remember when did you lose your Tamagotchi?

We had been looking for him for three days.

We had searched the whole house.

I had found it on the cupboard.

But it was also me who hid it.

Just to piss you off.

You are a good brother, Thibault.

And you're not a loser.

you are the coolest guy that I know.

So come back.

Don't leave me alone.

What am I going to do without you?

It's my fault. If you want more see me, I will understand.

I don't deserve you.

What are you saying? You could do nothing against this madman.

You have nothing to reproach yourself for.

The doctors told us that we still had to wait.

We will unite.

We are a family. We are sure that Thibault will pull through.

Do you still love me?

How can you think otherwise?

Eh?

Chloe.

My parents never abused me.

I lied to you.

Sorry.

Thibault, the neighbor is not a serial killer.

I lied to you. Sorry.

Thibault...

The neighbor is not a serial killer, I lied to you.

Sorry.

Sorry!

Whore...

What are you doing there?

I can kiss you?

Oh!

They can't.

Yes, Jerome.

Tomorrow noon, couscous?

Tomorrow noon, couscous.

Hey!

- Nope. - Go on!

- Shoot... and aim! - Yeah!

There, okay! So!

It feels good, that. It feels good.

Ah!

- You're still wearing it! - Enough to?

Your birthday clown shirt.

I know you like it.

How are you, bro?

Listen, it's okay. Since yesterday, nothing happened to me so...

Everything is going well.

It's all over soon.

Oh.

I must tell you: tonight I had a dream.

I slept, I was fine.

And suddenly, there is a voice that comes in my ear and who says to me:

"Paul is not a serial killer."

Chelo, right?

Admitted lie...

Lie forgiven? That's it?

- Yeah. - Was that it?

OK! Just say: "Sorry, that was wrong"?

It's better than a sacrifice.

Yes. And I still have a lot to confess.

Oh yeah!

- Here it is! - Ah!

Berrada couscous!

Oh yeah. Good game.

Wow! Well done, Abdel!

Well done, Abdel!

Thanks.

Come on, go.

Well, aren't you dirty?

So.

So.

I dirty!

Enjoy your meal'.

Oleg, it's time to take stock of your visit to Naviset.

He is very satisfied with our agreement. It's a win-win.

Me too, Oleg. Me too, oh my!

Thank you miss, for your professionalism

and your discretion.

You are a good actress.

I do not understand.

She doesn't know?

He speaks French?

I will explain to him, thank you.

Chloe, you are a woman character, but a little naive.

That's a shame.

You can explain to me?

Yes.

It's me, it's me.

On time! Did you eat a clock?

How are you?

Yes, I am fine.

And by any chance, how are your cats?

My cats? I do not have!

And I never will.

Cat equal croquettes, screwed up canapé, galley, litter. So no cat.

Good! And Oleg, where is he?

He returned to Moscow.

How come, gone?

I do not like announce this kind of news,

but the Russians will not sign with Naviset.

What?

- Well then! - We did everything

to seduce them but our competitors have shown themselves

tougher.

I'm sorry.

It's wrong!

You are victims of an arrangement

between shareholders of Naviset and the Russians.

Oleg never had intend to sign.

What does that mean, Caroline?

What are we victims of?

There should be no strike to be able to sell Naviset.

Shut up.

In exchange, the Russians scare to the Italians to lower the bill.

It's a fool's market.

I had given my word to the workers!

How much did they give you?

400,000.

You lied to me from the start.

Are you telling me that? You who lie 24 hours a day?

Yes, I lied to you:

I am 50 years old and business is a jungle.

I will not let myself be eaten.

Good game.

We didn't see it coming, that one.

I'm sorry.

You did well to throw it all away.

Yeah, well, I could have realize it before.

Hey,

you're not responsible, you didn't do anything.

Like the other night at your place.

The other night?

Well no but... We slept together and we did nothing.

Ah!

I told you it was possible.

I did not think that we could live

something with someone doing nothing.

I must tell you a very important thing.

Yes?

You matter to me and I want convince you that I'm a good guy.

I am already convinced.

What?

Wait for me a moment.

You know what I told you about Chloe?

That she was in love with you?

She's not in love with me. This is a lie.

Sorry.

Feels good, huh?

I'm sorry for you, workers. It's hard.

We will bounce back.

Good.

Hi.

I told them the truth, I believed in this contract.

One can find more liar than oneself.

You always have to keep hope. Shareholders can change their minds.

There, I don't think so. We got screwed like bruises.

It's still sad.

Hi, the Berradas.

Good-morning Paul.

Salem,

can I borrow your mower?

Sure.

Thanking you.

Enjoy your lunch!

I heard from Chloe.

Ah.

She works in Paris.

She is a guide for Russian tourists.

It's cool.

Are you going back to work on Monday?

No, I quit.

Why?

Need a little break.

But are you okay?

"Lies are a roller coaster

"which take your breath away,

"that make your heart stop

"and you tie it in the throat."

It's nice!

Oh yeah.

It's from you?

No. Cocteau.

Thibault.

Yes?

You're the man of my life.

Uh...

So.

I can't bear to live hiding things from you, so...

I have never

never ever stopped loving you...

So here I have...

I did a little madness.

I bought

a Porsche with life insurance.

Instead of going for Pilates, I was doing rodeos on the A8.

I know, it's completely insane. But I was having a blast!

It's over: I sold the Porsche, I see an addiction specialist

and especially, you are the man of my life, Thibault.

- That's not me. - Nope?

There is still something else.

Ah.

I...

I had an affair 2 years ago with Carine, my beautician.

It was just ass!

Nothing else, I swear.

I only saw her on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays,

Every two weeks.

I skipped yoga and I went to Carine.

But it's over: I understood that I was 100% straight

and especially that you are the man of my life, Thibault.

Yes...

I can a... the...

No no.

There is still something else.

Ah well there...

Let's go.

I'm not going to make it.

I poach!

I am a poacher. I...

I hunt rabbits, I catch them behind our house,

and I kill them, but not to eat them!

I am not a monster!

It's for fun.

I have an Instagram account

with pictures of dead rabbits and me like this...

I have lots of followers, we are a really tight-knit community.

But I will stop. I know it goes against your values

and above all, I know very well that you are the man of my life, Thibault.

How are you...

That's it?

We put everything there?

Yes.

- Well cool.

Listen, Virginia,

me, I think it's still very brave.

Oh yes!

OK.

Thanks.

I'm going to get some rosé.

I had a lot on the potato.

The White House announced that Joe Biden

would go to Tokyo to meet the Japanese Prime Minister.

Always abroad,

Canichstan:

President Kiki was re-elected with 90% of the votes.

Noisette, his opponent, admitted defeat.

And hi.

Hi.

Alexandra.

Oh yes! Sorry. Alexandra.

Did you finish your buddy's boats?

My friend?

The Russian billionaire drowning, you save his son...

Yes, my Russian buddy. Uh... Listen, I have to explain...

We do not forget a good deed.

In front of you, one of the monuments

the most emblematic of the capital.

The Alexander III Bridge was inaugurated in 1900

for the Universal Exhibition in Paris.

It is meant to symbolize Franco-Russian friendship.

The first stone was laid by Tsar Nicholas II of Russia.

Excuse me! Can I say a word?

Thanks.

I met Chloe a year ago. I spent two days with her.

Since then, I can't forget it.

I think about her all the time.

I confess that's a little weird,

I'm still happy to see this guy again.

I also think of him from time to time.

Bah... Me, I'll finish in an hour... Then we can have a drink.

- Well, if you're not busy. - Oh no!

I'm free.

Nobody is waiting for me.

OK.

Nobody is waiting for me?

It's been 15 days now

than the rocket that must be sent towards the international station is waiting.

Still no news from French astronaut, Jérôme Berrada.

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