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It's crab night, babyyyy!
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Mmm! Mmm. Mmm.
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Boy, do I love crab season.
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- Anyone get any meat?
- No.
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That fish monger at Whole
Foods made a fool of you again!
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Godangit!
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Anyone wanna go in on soup dumplings?
I have a code.
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Can't. I have a troop meeting.
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Since when are you
involved with girl scouts?
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I've been working with
this down-and-out troop
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for a couple weeks now.
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It's been so fulfilling to give back
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because girls really do
face so many obstacles.
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Never run into that myself.
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Plus, I get to give
the support I never got
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when I was a girl scout.
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You were in girl scouts?
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I just got my archery badge!
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Uh-huh. I'm busy.
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We just won the big jamboree!
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Can't you see I'm trying to
enjoy this night with my jar?
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I'm quitting girl scouts.
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You don't care about it,
and neither do I.
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- You're quitting what, now?
- Girl scouts!
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You were in girl scouts?
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Yes! I was!
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But you completely missed it
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because you never pay attention to me.
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It's true, Stan.
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You don't pay attention
to either of your kids.
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If I pay too close attention,
I notice all their faults.
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Like, look at Steve.
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I'm looking at him, and all I see
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is that scrawny body and little chin.
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He has glasses.
His eyes don't work right.
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And I hate the frames he chose.
They don't work for his face...
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Oof. This is pretty rough stuff.
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Thankfully I can retreat
into my rich fantasy life.
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I wonder what it would be like
to be the wizard Merlin...
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Ziz secretary...
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Running low on quills.
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I know he likes the gray quills.
Says they write more smoothly.
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And if Merlin says they're smooth,
then smooth they are.
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Oh, Merl.
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Steve!
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Ah! I just want to make sure my robe
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is back from the launderer, hm?
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Got that big soiree with
Lancelot and Arthur tonight.
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The robe? Of course!
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The robe's handled.
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Magical.
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...he's constantly daydreaming...
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I forgot the robe!
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And now he's forgotten the robe.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U... ♪
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Guess I'm done singing. What'd I do?
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You crashed into the flagpole.
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Yes. But don't worry. My car is fine.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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You can't leave, sir.
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- What about him?
- Sir, that's a cat.
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I'm writing you a ticket.
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I'm allowed to crash into the flagpole!
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Tell him, Dimitri!
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Have you been drinking, sir?
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That's just ma booch!
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I drink six highly fermented
kombuchas each morning
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to keep my microbiome balanced.
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Ooo! The bad bacteria's
getting the upper hand.
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Let me just get a swig.
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You can't touch me! I outrank you!
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Catch me, Dimitri!
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Stanford Leonard Smith,
you have been charged with...
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Oh. One sec. I'm feeling a rumble.
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Booch me, Francine!
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Order!
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Stan Smith, I am sentencing you
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to 50 hours of community service.
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What?! First,
a police officer tells me what to do...
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and now a judge?!
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Your assignment
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is to clean the outhouses at the rodeo.
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Noooooo!
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You don't have to freak out,
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I'm not married to
the whole rodeo thing.
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What you got?
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Umm...
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There's a girl scout
troop I could help with.
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Mmmm! Mama likey!
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Okay. Adjourned! Booch me!
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People think judges are so mean,
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but all you have to do is
catch them after lunch.
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Dad, I'm so excited you're finally
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doing girl scouts with me!
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Okay, let me introduce you to our troop.
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- This is Lissy.
- Whatever.
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- Dana.
- Not gonna remember that.
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I'm not here to make friends.
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I'm here to not clean outhouses.
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I'll be napping for a week
while you do dumb girly stuff.
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Dad, girl scouts isn't all
what you call "girly stuff."
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We do empowering things
like camping, archery...
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People or targets?
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Well, targets of course.
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- Snooze!
- Plus robotics and engineering.
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Lissy, why don't you show new
troop leader Smith your robot?
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Meh. It's no Johnny 5.
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We're rehearsing our
skit for the jamboree.
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Do you want to see it before your nap?
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Look, little birdie,
this here is not my scene.
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So you can tweet-tweet all you want to.
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I'm still gonna
sleep-sleep all I want to.
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Steve, did you shower after gym?
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No, my trick is to sneak
in after the final bell
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and shower when it's empty.
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A luxurious rub-a-dub-dub.
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♪ Clean Steve will smell real nice ♪
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♪ Clean Steve ♪
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♪ Preventing lice ♪
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Thank you for helping
with our possum problem
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in the locker room.
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I can't believe we found so
many all-female exterminators
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and on Bring Your Teenage
Daughter to Work day.
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Hold on.
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Sounds like one of those possums
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is doing a little rub-a-dub-dub.
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Oh, my God!
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Drink it in, ladies.
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Oof. More rough stuff.
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Time for a trip to Camelot.
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- What?!
- I-I'm so sorry this is last-minute,
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but can you clean Merlin's robe?
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No! We close at 4:30!
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But Merlin needs the robe today!
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4:30 is Miller time!
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It's when I meet the
Miller down at the inn
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and get drunk on Coors light!
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Coors light?
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_
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Here's an opportunity for
you to support the girls,
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and you are just sleeping
through it again!
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I'm glad this is your last day.
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I was waiting and waiting,
and I hear a knock...
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A knock, a knock on the door!
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But it was my mom.
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I was washing the dishes
and reading the newspaper
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when I hear a knock, a knock,
a knock on the door.
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But it was... the mailman.
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I opened the door, it was...
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Cecelia and Tanya!
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What? Oh, my God!
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It was four girls the whole time!
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I thought it was just two girls,
but it was four!
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Did you know?! How are you sitting?!
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Rise!
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Congratulations on participating.
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What?! They didn't take first?!
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Oh, I get it.
You're saying girls can't be funny.
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- Dad, be quiet!
- Now you're telling me what to do?!
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I-I'm making a... connection.
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I got it!
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Girls are told by society
what they can and can't do!
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Just like I was told I couldn't
crash into the flagpole!
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Hayley, have you ever
stopped to consider
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what it would be like
to live as a woman?
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The challenges they face?
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Dad, that's what I...
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Not now! The stars are coming.
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Even though I completed
my 50 hours of service,
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I'm going to stick around
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and do everything I
can to help my girls.
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Your girls?
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Yes.
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- Mmm!
- Yes.
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I know that being a man
and leading this troop
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of future SHE-EOs is
intrinsically problematic.
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So I'm not here to talk.
I'm here to listen.
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- Hayley?
- Today we're going to finish up
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- our keepsake pillows, take...
- One second.
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I don't want to interrupt
because I know men
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tend to interrupt, but eww!
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Ugh! Making pillows?!
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These girls shouldn't be
sewing pillows like homemakers.
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They should be making pills,
like scientists!
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The biggest pills the
world has ever seen,
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pills the size of pillows that
kill the craziest diseases.
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Girls, if you didn't have
Hayley's glass ceiling
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in your way, what would you do?
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Mmmm! Pony camp?
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Pony camp!
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- Wow!
- That sounds fun!
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No! Ponies are still small horses!
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You need to think big!
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I would go to the national girl scouts
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robotics convention
in Baraboo, Wisconsin,
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and compete for the golden beret!
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Holy [BLEEP]! That's it!
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I don't know what it is, but it's it!
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Whoa, whoa! I think
we're getting ahead of ourselves.
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Hayley, are you mansplaining to me?
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- Women can't mansplain.
- Wow.
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You got a whole long list
of things women can't do.
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Girls, we are going to go
to that convention,
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we are going to win that beret,
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and I'm gonna look great in it!
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I get it.
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But we don't even have enough
money to make dues right now.
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Maybe if we bring in
enough from cookie sales?
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- Cookies?
- Girl scout cookies.
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Your big idea is cookies?
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Oh, like little Susie
Homemaker baking for the boys.
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Why don't we just put them
in skirts, Hayley?
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That's what we do.
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Oh, my God!
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If we're going to make money,
we need to saturate the market
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with something that
shatters gender norms.
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That sketch proved your
strong suit is legs.
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What other legs are there?
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Crab legs, spider legs,
piano legs, turkey legs.
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Turkey legs?!
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Yes! That's it!
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Turkey legs!
Great big ones you get at the fair!
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That idea gets my approving laughter,
as well!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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We're not basting fast enough!
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Don't worry, troop leader Smith!
I built something to help.
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Lissy, you're a genius!
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This will make production twice as fast.
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Could we let the arm
do the turkey killing
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so we don't have to?
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No. Hand strangling is
a big part of our brand.
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- Aah! Aah!
- _
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Aaaah!
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That was a disaster!
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We didn't even sell a single leg!
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You just kept handing money back
and forth with one customer!
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Yeah, I'm afraid what happened there
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was a classic quick-change scam.
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He took me for 1,600 dollars.
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Only one person is rich enough
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to drive that close to buildings.
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Filibuster Q. Jorgenson!
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The carwash magnate of Langley!
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And he's here to make a deal!
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You wanna buy all the turkey legs.
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No. The legs are disgusting.
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But the boys down on the docks
255
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,791
say that you've got an arm, a robot arm.
256
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,060
I want to buy the patent.
257
00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:11,196
And I'm in the mood to
spend a lot of money on it.
258
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,597
Can you pay me in lazercoin?
259
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,668
It's a highly volatile cryptocurrency.
Can't lose.
260
00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:18,203
- O-kay...
- Deal!
261
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,138
We're going to Barabooooo!
262
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,006
- Baraboo!
- Yay, yay
263
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:25,810
I'm-a keep that "boo"
going for our hater-in-chief Hayley!
264
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,080
Boooooo!
265
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,418
This is
for exposing yourself to my aunt!
266
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,153
She worked so hard to become
267
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,155
the family's first female exterminator!
268
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,491
She's a trailblazer!
269
00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:46,298
It's working! Oh, no, no, no, no!
270
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,433
These were iron-ons?!
271
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,570
Wow, I expected more
from a robe made by...
272
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,971
H&M?!
273
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,506
Ugh!
274
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,642
You want me to hack into the troop's
275
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,312
lazercoin account and drain the funds.
276
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,915
- Why?
- So that Dad will look like a failure
277
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,383
and leave the troop in shame.
278
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:07,815
- But won't that hurt the girls?
- Only at first.
279
00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,388
It'll be way worse if Dad takes them
280
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,656
all the way to Nationals
and humiliates them.
281
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,392
May I articulate a theme here?
282
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,461
Are you sure you're not
jealous of the girls?
283
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,663
Stan has been showing
them the love and support
284
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,199
you never received when
you were a girl scout.
285
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,136
Perhaps this is why you feel
the need to sabotage them.
286
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:28,540
That's ridiculous!
I'm doing this for those little bitches!
287
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,342
Well, let's get Jurgen to hack them.
288
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,945
I don't know anything about computers.
289
00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:39,151
Oh, noooo.
290
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:41,686
Did you lose all your lazercoin money?
291
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,823
No, we're crying because you...
292
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,291
betrayed us.
293
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,761
Lissy here just earned
her hacking badge.
294
00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:52,164
She hack-blocked your hack
and traced it back to you.
295
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:57,035
You are banished from Troop 7307!
296
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,637
Wh-a-a-at?
297
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,105
I said...
298
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,640
♪ You're dead to us! ♪
299
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,908
♪ I said you're dead to us! ♪
300
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,243
♪ We hope you die ♪
301
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,846
♪ Don't come back or
show your face to us ♪
302
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,181
♪ We hope you die ♪
303
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,916
♪ Don't come back or
show your face to us ♪
304
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,852
- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!
305
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,387
- Uh-huh!
- Uh-huh!
306
00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,589
- One more time!
- One more time!
307
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,724
- Quiet style!
- Quiet style!
308
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,561
♪ Hayley's dead to us ♪
309
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,035
Okay, if we're going to win
the golden beret,
310
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,103
we need to make our robot deadly.
311
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,239
- Or useful!
- Useful for killing?
312
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,107
How about a robot that cleans up?
313
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,710
The bodies of your enemies.
314
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,179
No. Like your house.
315
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:41,646
Like a Roomba!
316
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,783
Well, why didn't you just
say that, Lissy?
317
00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:46,852
But what's the problem with roombas?
318
00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:49,654
They can't get over door jambs,
no kill features.
319
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,657
We're gonna fix that with this
troop's bread and butter...
320
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,159
legs!
321
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:58,397
Has someone been using my basketball?
322
00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,399
Because I heard the distinct sound
323
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,534
of someone dribbling my basketball.
324
00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:04,936
We haven't touched your basketball!
325
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,471
Well, don't.
326
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,273
What's this nerd scribble?
327
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,609
That's the robot we're
designing for Nationals.
328
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:14,145
"Ehhh! That's the robot! Ehhh."
329
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,807
Get a life, Lissy.
330
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:18,317
You wanna build something?
Build a boyfriend.
331
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,886
Back off my girls, Hayley!
332
00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:22,621
Your girls?! Hah!
333
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,223
You may have gotten lucky, Dad,
334
00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:27,192
but the tables are about to turn.
335
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,296
What's wrong with Hayley?
Is she going through menopause?
336
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,698
Or did she get her first period?
337
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,100
She's probably mad you
were never into girl scouts
338
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,167
when she did it.
339
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,103
Hayley was a girl scout?
340
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,978
No competition in sight.
341
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,781
The golden beret is pretty much ours.
342
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,052
Her majesty!
343
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:59,524
We have a late entry. Troop 1622!
344
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,693
Troop 1622, present for competition.
345
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:04,996
What the hell are you doing here?
346
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,398
Where'd you get that bot?
347
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,800
Roger, did you have sex
with a robot maker?!
348
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,937
I'm like eight years old,
you sick [BLEEP].
349
00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:15,006
Robots to the competition ring!
350
00:16:41,437 --> 00:16:44,970
Dammit. Mr. Belvedere himself
couldn't do it better.
351
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:48,840
The world is facing disconnect
due to globalization.
352
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,177
How would you foster a
greater sense of oneness?
353
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,113
Hate turns to anger.
354
00:16:54,115 --> 00:16:56,115
Anger leads to fear.
355
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:58,450
Fear leads to suffering.
356
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,721
Come on! She's gotta be cheating!
357
00:17:02,723 --> 00:17:04,656
There's probably a parrot in there!
358
00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:07,326
Spider bot, same question.
359
00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:09,260
Destroy dust!
360
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,130
Annihilate grime!
361
00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:19,004
What's alarming about
Steve's case is that
362
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:22,273
even in his fantasies he
remains under extreme duress.
363
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,475
We may need to think about medication
364
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,346
and even institutionalization.
365
00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:30,549
Do you understand
what that means, Steve?
366
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,750
Steve?
367
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,953
I can't believe I found a seamstress
368
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:36,822
who could remake the robe in time!
369
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,558
Oh, no! These are the wrong moons!
370
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,694
These are waning!
Merlin only wears waxing!
371
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:46,365
It's over! I'm done!
He's gonna turn me into a newt!
372
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:49,435
Steve. I've come for my robe.
373
00:17:50,971 --> 00:17:52,571
Looks great! Thanks, Steve.
374
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:56,441
I can't believe he didn't notice.
375
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,044
What a day it's been in
the life of Merlin...
376
00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,645
Ziz secretary.
377
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,648
Oh, and, Steve,
what's the ETA on that salad?
378
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,852
- Salad?
- My... salad?
379
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,319
The salad!
380
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,390
The salad! The salad! The salad!!
381
00:18:11,392 --> 00:18:14,125
A salad does sound good.
382
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,862
- There's a new salad place across the street.
- Great!
383
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:20,131
They even give you a
free piece of pita bread.
384
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,601
Finally, a good therapist!
385
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:26,471
And the golden beret goes to...
386
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:32,211
...troop 7307 and the spider bot!
387
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:34,279
Yeah ha ha!
388
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,147
Dana! Come here.
389
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,949
Tanya! Where's Lissy?
390
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,952
Dad! We won the golden
beret with my invention!
391
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:44,089
Not now, Lissy.
I'm ordering socks online.
392
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,159
What? How could he not care?
393
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,897
How could he ignore his amazing,
gifted daughter?
394
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:53,098
Oh, my God.
395
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,968
I... I'm making a connection...
396
00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:08,980
Close enough.
397
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,316
I have something to say
that I should have said
398
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,318
a long time ago.
399
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,454
Hayley, I never gave you the support
400
00:19:15,456 --> 00:19:17,456
and encouragement you deserve.
401
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,192
You're a great kid.
402
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:24,296
Troop 7307 forfeits.
403
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:28,133
This award belongs to you, Hayley.
404
00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:29,668
Thanks, Dad.
405
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,673
That's not yours to give away!
406
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,342
Lissy, look, someday you'll understand
407
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,477
when you have a daughter.
408
00:19:38,479 --> 00:19:39,811
Or your dad will understand
409
00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:41,680
when he goes through
an adventure like mine.
410
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,950
Spider bot, activate kill mode.
411
00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:50,555
She gave it a kill mode.
412
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,291
Protect us, butler bot!
413
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:11,042
Hayley, aim for the small
square on its undercarriage!
414
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,377
That's its weak spot!
415
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,712
Why would you make a weak spot?
416
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,647
It was gonna be a
frozen-yogurt dispenser,
417
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,617
but Lissy overpromised
again and ran out of time.
418
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,324
I can't do it! You take the shot.
You're the weapons expert!
419
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:27,258
But you're the scout.
420
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,328
I believe in you, Hayley.
421
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:32,998
Ahh!
422
00:20:33,847 --> 00:20:36,135
Deactivate kill mode!
423
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,202
It's not even worth it.
424
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,906
Come on, spider bot. Let's go home.
425
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,677
You want me to pull that out?
426
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,547
Probably not.
It might be keeping me alive.
427
00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:51,260
Whew, man! I haven't run that fast
428
00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:52,617
since I ran track in high school.
429
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,020
You ran track in high school?
430
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,825
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
431
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,829
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