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[ Police Radio Dispatcher,
Indistinct ]
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COPS ! COPS !
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- WHAT ?
- COPS !
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- GIVE ME THE PAINT.
- ARE THEY GONE YET ?
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NAH, I THINK THEY'RE WAITING
OVER THERE TO TAKE US OUT
FOR SOME DOUGHNUTS LATER.
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GIVE ME THE PAINT.
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- [ Groans ]
- OH, DAVID, I'M SORRY.
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NOW THE CAN.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER
IN HISTORY... CLASS.
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[ Chuckles ]
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HI, GRANDPA.
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[ Door Opens ]
SQUID !
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[ Laughing ]
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WHAT IS IT YOU DO
AT NIGHT, WATSON ?
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WHATEVER IT IS, PLEDGE,
STOP IT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE'S MY ART HISTORY PAPER ?
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IT'S ALMOST DONE.
WHAT'S IT ON ?
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CEZANNE, THE IMPRESSIONIST.
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LIKE RICH LITTLE.
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- [ Laughing ]
- SORT OF.
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GIVE US 20.
[ Laughing ]
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NO, NO,
LEAVE THE BACKPACK ON.
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AND ONE.
ALL THE WAY DOWN.
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TWO.
KEEP YOUR BACK
STRAIGHT.
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THREE. VERY GOOD.
HERE'S A LITTLE
INCENTIVE.
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[ Laughing ]
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YOU ALL HAVE YOUR ASSIGNMENTS
FOR THE MIDTERM PAPER ?
YEAH.
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EVERY STUDENT HAS BEEN GIVEN
A TOPIC ENTIRELY AT RANDOM.
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YOU THINK IT'S LOVE,
BUT IT'S MERELY LUST.
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"MERELY" ?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT HER ?
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SHE HAS A HEAD
ON HER SHOULDERS,
FOR ONE THING.
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MOST OF HER APPENDAGES SEEM
TO BE PROPERLY PLACED.
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I'LL GIVE YOU THAT,
OKAY ?
[ Laughs ]
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BUT REMEMBER
WHO SHE GOES OUT WITH.
JUST FORGET IT.
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[ Sighs ]
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ROBIN ?
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UH... I GUESS I'M JUST A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED, PROFESSOR.
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[ Professor ]
YOU ARE ?
[ Robin ]
YEAH.
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I WAS SORT OF HOPING
I COULD DO MY THESIS
ON THE KENNEDY ADMINISTRATION.
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WHY, DEAR ?
BECAUSE HE WAS CUTER
THAN TRUMAN ?
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[ Students Laughing ]
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NO, BECAUSE I FEEL
THE ERA IS MORE RELEVANT
TO CURRENT HISTORY.
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[ Professor ]
AND YOU DON'T KNOW AS MUCH
ABOUT TRUMAN, DO YOU ?
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NO.
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WELL, WE ARE HERE
TO LEARN, ARE WE NOT ?
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I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND HARRY TRUMAN
TO BE VERY STIMULATING.
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EVERYBODY WANTS YOUR GIRL.
[ Whispers ]
SHUT UP.
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LOOK AT THE TEACHER.
LOOK AT THE TEACHER.
SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
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THE SUBJECT IS
A SPECIALITY OF MINE,
AS YOU KNOW, ROBIN.
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SO I'LL BE ABLE
TO GIVE YOU...
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GUIDANCE, INPUT.
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THANK YOU.
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[ Coach ]
PICK UP THE PACE ! DO IT !
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[ Spectators Cheering ]
WAY TO GO ! WAY TO GO !
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GET OUT OF MY WAY, MAN !
YOU'RE SLOWING ME DOWN !
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I'M NOT KIDDING, MAN !
MOVE !
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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Laughing ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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- ALL RIGHT !
- YEAH ! YEAH !
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THAT WAS A BAD BREAK.
LOOK OUT.
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ARE YOU OKAY ?
YES, I'M FINE.
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HEY, AREN'T WE-- YOU
IN MY AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS ?
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- YEAH, I THINK SO.
- HOW DO YOU LIKE IT ?
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CLASS
OR HISTORY ?
UH--
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CLASS I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT.
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PROFESSOR SWIVET--
[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
BUT I LOVE HISTORY.
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IT'S MY MAJOR.
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IT'S YOUR MAJOR
AND YOU LOVE IT ?
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THAT'S
A NEW ONE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU ?
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ME ? UH, MY MAJOR
IS BUSINESS,
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OH.
BUT I'M REALLY NOT
INTERESTED IN--
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HEY, BABE.
HI.
HI.
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TOUGH BREAK
OUT THERE, MAN,
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BUT THAT'S THE WAY
THEY FALL SOMETIMES.
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I DIDN'T EVEN
TELL HER MY NAME.
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I AM A DWEEB.
WATCH OUT,
SQUID.
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I'M HERE TO SEE
MY FATHER AT--
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[ Man Over Intercom ]
IS MY BRILLIANT SON HERE YET ?
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YES, SIR.
SEND HIM IN.
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[ Son ]
I'LL THANK YOU TO TREAT ME
WITH A LITTLE MORE RESPECT, SIR.
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YOU HAVE TO PRESS
THE BUTTON IF YOU WANT
YOUR DAD TO HEAR YOU.
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I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
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SEND DAVID IN
AS SOON AS HE GETS HERE.
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[ Sighs ]
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DAD ?
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I KNOW YOU THOUGHT
THE DUCK PHONES WERE
A MISTAKE FROM THE BEGINNING.
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I KNOW I SAID MY DEPARTMENT
COULD GUARANTEE MOVING...
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AT LEAST 500,000 UNITS
IN THE FIRST YEAR.
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I DON'T FEEL, THOUGH,
THAT WE'RE REACHING THE IDEAL
CONSUMER: DUCK HUNTERS,
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[ Toilet Flushing ]
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WHEN A DUCK HUNTER SEES A DUCK,
HE WANTS TO SHOOT IT.
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HE DOESN'T WANT
TO TALK INTO ITS ASS.
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IT MIGHT ANSWER BACK.
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ANYWAY, YOU'RE IN SALES.
JUST SELL THE DAMN THINGS.
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE ?
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THESE ARE SOME BLUEPRINTS
I DREW UP FOR RETOOLING--
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"RETOOLING" ?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE,
PRETENDING TO BE A DESIGNER ?
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IS THAT WHY
YOU KEEP SCREWING UP ?
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WHAT ELSE ARE YOU PRETENDING
TO BE, AN ASTRONAUT ?
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COME DOWN TO EARTH.
I NEED YOU HERE.
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YOU'RE LATE !
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ALL I ASK OF YOU IS TWO
AFTERNOONS A WEEK AT 3:30 SHARP.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ?
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BUT YOU WOULD RATHER
HOIST SOME BEERS
WITH YOUR FRAT BUDDIES...
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OR PAL AROUND
WITH YOUR TRACK TEAMMATES.
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WHAT'S FUNNY ?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOST PEOPLE
WOULD GIVE TO HAVE A POSITION
IN A COMPANY LIKE THIS ?
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GIVE THE KID A BREAK.
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HELLO, DAVID.
HI, GRANDPA.
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WHAT KEPT YOU THIS TIME ?
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UH, TRACK PRACTICE
AGAIN.
WHAT WAS YOUR TIME ?
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4:56.
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4:56 ? WHAT IS IT
WITH ONLY ONE BROKEN LEG ?
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DAD--
NO, HE'S RIGHT.
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I COULD DO BETTER.
SO COULD OPRAH WINFREY.
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ALL RIGHT, DAD, HE DIDN'T
INHERIT YOUR LEGS.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
I'M STILL USING THEM.
4:56.
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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
I RAN A 4:56,
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BUT I HAD
LUCY MULHANEY ON MY BACK
AND A BEER IN EACH HAND.
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4:56.
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00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,076
I'LL SEE YOU BOTH TONIGHT.
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WHY AM I LEAVING ?
THIS IS MY OFFICE.
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OUT, KIDS.
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4:56.
[ Laughs ]
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##
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[ Man ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK.
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MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT ?
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[ Jack ]
BETTY.
OH.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
LOOK BETTER.
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I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MEAN
YOUR EYESIGHT IS FAILING YOU.
NOT AT ALL.
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GETTING STRONGER.
I STILL CAN'T
FIGURE OUT...
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HOW MY SON HERE
HOOKED YOU.
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DID HE PUT SOMETHING
IN YOUR DRINK ?
[ Laughs ]
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DAD--
THAT'S A JOKE, KID.
LIGHTEN UP.
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I'M GLAD YOU BOTH
COULD MAKE IT.
"MAKE IT" ?
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OH, YOU MEAN TO THE PARTY.
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TO THE PARTY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
WE WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR--
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MOLLY BRAYMILLER,
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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[ Woman ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART.
FOR ANYTHING.
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HELLO, EVERYBODY !
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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JUST BE THANKFUL
SHE'S NOT AS YOUNG
AS SHE SAYS SHE IS.
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[ Son ]
IF SHE WERE AS YOUNG
AS SHE SAYS SHE IS,
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THOSE WOULD BE SCHOOLBOOKS
SHE'S CARRYING.
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I THINK YOU ALL KNOW
MY COMPANION, PLAYMATE
AND CONFIDANTE, MADELYN.
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BUT NOT LIKE I KNOW HER.
[ Giggles ]
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BUT WE'LL GET INTO THAT LATER.
DOESN'T SHE LOOK SENSATIONAL ?
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[ Clears Throat ]
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YOU'RE REQUESTED
IN THE KITCHEN,
MISS EVELYN.
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MADELYN.
THANK YOU.
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
I'M SORRY.
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MISS EVELYN
WAS THE TALL ONE.
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SOME GIRL, HUH ?
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00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,719
DON'T YOU THINK
SHE'S A LITTLE
TOO YOUNG FOR YOU ?
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LOOK, I'D GO OUT
WITH WOMEN MY AGE,
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BUT THERE ARE
NO WOMEN MY AGE.
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[ Groans ]
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00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,233
I THINK
YOU BETTER FIND ONE.
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DO YOU WANT YOUR MOTHER
TO DO THAT ?
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IS THIS A CLIP-ON ?
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00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,739
GOD, DON'T LET
YOUR GRANDFATHER SEE IT.
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THIS ?
IT'S ONE OF DAD'S.
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GRANDPA, I JUST WANT
TO SAY THAT...
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WHEN I'M YOUR AGE...
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I HOPE I'M HALF
AS LIVELY AS YOU ARE.
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DON'T LOOK TO THE FUTURE, KID.
YOU'RE HALF AS LIVELY NOW.
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IS THAT A CLIP-ON ?
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YOU HEARD HIM:
"GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT."
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HE JUST MEANT HE WAS GLAD
WE COULD MAKE IT TO THE PARTY.
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YOU UNDERESTIMATE HIM.
THE MAN IS OBSESSED
WITH SEX.
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WHEN HE SAYS,
"GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT,"
IT'S A SEXUAL BARB.
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YEAH.
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HELLO, DAVID.
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GREAT PARTY, HUH ?
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YOUR GRANDPA
DESERVES THE BEST.
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LIKE ME.
I'M THE BEST.
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[ Sighs ]
HE'S QUITE A GUY.
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AH, YES, HE IS
REMARKABLE.
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BUT, DAVID,
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THERE IS SUCH
A GREAT DIFFERENCE
IN OUR AGES, YOU KNOW.
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THAT'S TRUE, BUT--
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BUT HOW COULD YOU
POSSIBLY KNOW...
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UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN
WITH AN OLDER WOMAN ?
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HAVE YOU ?
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UH--
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THEN AGAIN,
YOU AND I AREN'T THAT
FAR APART, ARE WE ?
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IN AGE, I MEAN.
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[ Sighs ]
IT'S A SEXY TIE.
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IS IT A CLIP-ON ?
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00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:46,352
UH, YES,
I-I BELIEVE SO.
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DO I MAKE YOU NERVOUS,
DAVID ?
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I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:03,869
HOW ARE YOU TWO
GETTING ALONG ?
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[ Sighs ]
FAMOUSLY.
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COME ON, DAVID.
THERE'S SOME PEOPLE
I WANT YOU TO MEET.
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[ Madelyn ]
LATER, DAVID.
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GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW
MY GRANDSON DAVID.
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HE'S A FRESHMAN,
LAMBDA CHI DELTA
AT ROSSMORE.
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GOOD TO KNOW YOU.
THAT'S SOME GRIP.
YOU PLAY FOOTBALL ?
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TRACK. TRACK.
JUST LIKE ME.
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NOT EXACTLY LIKE ME,
BUT TRACK.
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YOU MUST DO PRETTY WELL
WITH THE GIRLS.
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HE'S A WATSON,
A WATSON.
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I BET HE'S BEATING THEM OFF
WITH A STICK.
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- YEAH, THEY ACT LIKE I AM.
- WHAT'D YOU SAY ?
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HE SAID, "YOU BETTER
BELIEVE I AM."
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IS THAT WHAT HE SAID ?
I DIDN'T HEAR IT.
I JUST HEARD HIM.
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SAY IT. "YOU BETTER
BELIEVE I AM."
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YOU BETTER BELIEVE I AM.
YEAH, HE SAID IT.
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## [ Fanfare ]
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# HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU #
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[ Others Join In ]
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU #
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SHH.
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# HAPPY BIRTHDAY #
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# DEAR JACKIE-IE-IE-IE-IE-IE #
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# HAPPY BIRTHDAY #
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# TO-O-O-O-O #
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# YOU-OU-OU-OU-OU ##
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Madelyn ]
JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK,
WAIT A MINUTE.
223
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE A WISH.
224
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WHAT COULD I WISH FOR ?
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
A MAN COULD WANT:
225
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A BEAUTIFUL
AND TALENTED GIRLFRIEND,
226
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FAMILY THAT LOVES ME,
GREAT FRIENDS.
227
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SO WHAT COULD I WISH FOR ?
ONLY ONE THING.
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B FLAT.
## [ Piano ]
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#
# NOW TIME TURNS THE PAGES
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# AND, OH
LIFE GOES SO FAST #
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# THE YEARS TURN
THE BLACK HAIR ALL GRAY #
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# I TALKED
TO SOME YOUNG FOLKS #
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# HEY, THEY DON'T
UNDERSTAND #
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# THE WORDS THIS OLD MAN'S
GOT TO SAY #
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# I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN #
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# GOING WHERE I'VE NEVER BEEN #
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# BUT OLD FOLKS
AND OLD OAKS #
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# STANDING TALL
JUST PRETEND #
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# I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN #
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# LORD, I WISH
I WAS 18 AGAIN ##
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THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
242
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:15,561
I WISH I COULD DO IT AGAIN
BECAUSE I HAD THAT MUCH FUN.
243
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,565
DAVID, COME UP HERE
AND HELP YOUR GRANDFATHER.
244
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COME ON, KID.
GIVE ME A HUG.
245
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:01,857
[ David ]
THANKS FOR LETTING ME
DRIVE THE ROLLS, GRANDPA.
246
00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:04,860
[ Jack ]
YOU'RE WELCOME, KID.
YOU HUNGRY ?
247
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:08,363
UH, NAH, NOT REALLY.
248
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:10,365
THERE WAS ALL THAT
GOOD FOOD AT THE PARTY.
249
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:13,869
DON'T TELL ME YOU ATE
ANY OF THAT STUFF.
NO.
250
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:17,873
GOOD. WE'LL GO
TO KELLERS.
OKAY.
251
00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:24,379
- WHERE IS IT ?
- IT'S IN ALTOONA.
252
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,381
"WHERE IS IT ?"
KEEP DRIVING, KID.
253
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:30,886
- WHERE'S ALTOONA ?
- RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO KELLERS.
254
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,888
"WHERE'S
ALTOONA ?"
[ Laughs ]
255
00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:39,394
TELL ME,
WHAT'S SCHOOL LIKE ?
256
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:41,396
IT'S OKAY.
257
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:45,400
IT'S OKAY ?
IT'S OKAY ?
258
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,905
IT SHOULD BE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
I KNOW.
259
00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:52,407
WHAT ABOUT--
WHAT ABOUT GIRLS ?
260
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:58,914
YOU'LL NEVER AGAIN
HAVE AS WIDE A SELECTION.
TRUST ME.
261
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,416
THERE IS ONE.
262
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,920
ONE IS ENOUGH FOR STARTERS.
WHAT'S HER NAME ?
263
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,923
ROBIN.
WHAT'S SHE LIKE ?
264
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:11,927
SHE'S GREAT. SHE'S SMART.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
265
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:14,429
TELL ME SHE'S GOT MONEY
AND I'LL BOOK A CHURCH.
266
00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:16,932
I DON'T KNOW.
267
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,934
WE HAVEN'T SAID MUCH
TO EACH OTHER.
268
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:20,936
WHAT, IS SHE A MIME ?
269
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:23,438
TALKING TO WOMEN
IS NO BIG DEAL.
HERE, WATCH.
270
00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:27,442
- [ Woman ] MORE COFFEE ?
- PLEASE. "RITA."
271
00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:30,946
IS THAT YOUR NAME,
OR ARE YOU WEARING
SOMEBODY ELSE'S CLOTHES ?
272
00:20:30,946 --> 00:20:35,450
[ Laughs ]
THAT'S MY NAME.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE ?
273
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:37,452
JUST YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
274
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:40,455
WE'LL TRADE. YOU CAN HAVE
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
275
00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:43,458
[ Laughing ]
276
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,460
DID YOU HEAR THAT ?
277
00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:48,463
SHE PRACTICALLY THREW HERSELF
NAKED ACROSS THE TABLE.
278
00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:52,467
NOT QUITE.
279
00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,469
ANYWAY, YOU CAN
GET AWAY WITH THAT.
280
00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:57,973
ME ? I JUST SOUND LIKE
50 OTHER GUYS THAT DAY
WHO GAVE HER THE SAME LINES.
281
00:20:57,973 --> 00:21:00,976
IT'S NOT THE LINES.
IT'S THE DELIVERY.
282
00:21:01,476 --> 00:21:03,478
MAYBE I SHOULD
GET MYSELF A CIGAR.
283
00:21:03,478 --> 00:21:05,981
COULDN'T HURT.
284
00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:19,995
WE SHOULD DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.
285
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:21,997
GRANDPA !
286
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:30,565
[ Monitor Beeping ]
[ Jack ]
I SHOULD HAVE LET THE KID DRIVE.
287
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:34,569
HE OPENED HIS EYES.
288
00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:37,072
[ Jack ]
BRILLIANT.
YOU SHOULD BE A DOCTOR.
289
00:22:37,072 --> 00:22:41,576
HMM, HE'S AWAKE.
[ Jack ]
SO SHOULD YOU.
290
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:44,079
OH, BROTHER.
291
00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:48,083
MY BODY'S BROKEN,
AND THEY SEND AN OPTOMETRIST.
292
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:51,586
CAN YOU TALK ?
[ David ]
SURE. WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO SAY ?
293
00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:54,089
[ Jack ]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO MY VOICE ?
294
00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:56,591
MUST HAVE STRADDLED
THE GEARSHIFT.
295
00:22:56,591 --> 00:23:00,595
OH, GOD. THANK GOD.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
296
00:23:00,595 --> 00:23:04,599
[ David ]
FINE, BUT MY VOICE
SOUNDS A LITTLE FUNNY.
297
00:23:04,599 --> 00:23:07,602
BUT OTHERWISE I FEEL
LIKE I CAN GO TEN ROUNDS
WITH JACK DEMPSEY.
298
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,604
HOW'S DAVID ?
299
00:23:19,614 --> 00:23:23,118
[ Jack ]
HOLY SHIT !
300
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:28,623
TAKE IT EASY, DAVID.
301
00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:35,630
[ Jack ]
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
302
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:40,635
HERE, HONEY,
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN ?
303
00:23:40,635 --> 00:23:44,139
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
304
00:23:44,139 --> 00:23:47,142
[ Jack ]
I'VE GOT TO TRY
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
305
00:23:50,645 --> 00:23:55,650
[ Jack ]
BOY, DAVID, DID YOU GET
THE SHORT END OF THE DEAL.
306
00:24:01,156 --> 00:24:05,160
[ Betty ] I REALLY WISH
YOU'D COME HOME AND SLEEP
IN YOUR OWN BED TONIGHT.
307
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,662
NO. NO, THANKS.
308
00:24:07,662 --> 00:24:09,664
[ Jack ]
THIS WILL BE BAD ENOUGH.
309
00:24:09,664 --> 00:24:12,667
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW
HOW GRANDPA'S DOING.
310
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:15,170
[ Jack ]
NOT TOO WELL,
BELIEVE YOU ME.
311
00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:17,172
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
312
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:19,174
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
313
00:24:22,177 --> 00:24:24,679
TAKE IT EASY.
314
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,681
GOOD-BYE, HONEY.
315
00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:29,184
"DADDY" ?
316
00:24:33,188 --> 00:24:36,191
[ Jack ]
HOLD THAT SMILE, JACK.
YOU CAN DO IT.
317
00:25:24,739 --> 00:25:26,741
[ Shouting ]
318
00:25:34,749 --> 00:25:38,253
[ Laughing ]
319
00:25:38,253 --> 00:25:40,755
YEE-HA !
320
00:25:40,755 --> 00:25:45,260
[ Laughing, Shouts ]
321
00:25:57,272 --> 00:25:59,274
NO, NO, NO !
322
00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:05,280
[ Jack ]
THIS COULD BE INTERESTING.
323
00:26:12,287 --> 00:26:16,791
[ Jack ]
YOU'LL GET USED TO THEM.
TRUST ME.
324
00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:32,307
[ Groans ]
325
00:26:38,813 --> 00:26:40,815
PAPERS.
326
00:26:40,815 --> 00:26:44,819
[ Jack ]
"PAPERS" ? WHAT AM I,
A COCKER SPANIEL ?
327
00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:47,822
THEY'RE DUE, WATSON.
328
00:26:47,822 --> 00:26:50,325
THEY ARE ?
329
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:57,082
CAN YOU RUN THAT
BY ME AGAIN ?
330
00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,084
[ Laughing ]
331
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,586
WE DON'T MEAN
TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT WE'D LIKE TO--
332
00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:04,089
OH,
THINK NOTHING OF IT.
333
00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:09,094
I'M ALWAYS EAGER
TO HELP OUT A FELLOW
LAMBDA CHI DELTA BROTHER.
334
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,596
DON'T JERK AROUND, WATSON.
335
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:16,101
IF WE DON'T GET
THOSE PAPERS IN ON TIME,
336
00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:19,104
WE GET SOME SERIOUS SHIT.
337
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:27,112
LET ME SEE IF
I UNDERSTAND THIS CORRECTLY.
338
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:31,116
YOU BOYS WANT ME
TO DO YOUR SCHOOLWORK ?
339
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,119
GIVE ME 20, WATSON.
340
00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:42,127
WELL, I CAN
LEND YOU TEN FOR NOW.
341
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:45,630
[ Grunts ]
342
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,133
[ Jack ]
A SIMPLE NO WOULD BE ENOUGH.
343
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:52,137
TWENTY PUSH-UPS.
344
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,139
NOW.
345
00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:06,651
BY THE WAY,
SMART-ASS,
346
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:09,154
NOBODY BETTER FIND OUT
YOU'RE DOING THIS WORK
FOR US.
347
00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:12,157
UNDERSTOOD ?
[ Jack ]
WHO AM I GONNA TELL,
DAN RATHER ?
348
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:15,160
DON'T SLACK OFF,
WATSON.
349
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,162
[ Jack ]
SIX MORE PUSH-UPS,
350
00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:19,664
AND I'LL BE ABLE
TO KILL THIS KID.
351
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:37,682
[ Jack ]
JESUS, DOES DAVID WAKE UP
TO THIS EVERY DAY ?
352
00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,690
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ?
TWENTY MORE ?
353
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:48,193
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.
354
00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:56,201
THEY WERE KIND OF ROUGH
ON YOU, HUH ?
355
00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:59,704
[ Jack ]
SO THIS IS THAT
WEIRDO FRIEND OF DAVID'S.
356
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:03,208
WHAT ?
IT'S MY EARRING.
357
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:05,710
[ Jack ]
WHAT NEXT ?
358
00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:12,217
[ Jack ]
DOES THIS KID EVER
GIVE HIS MOUTH A BREAK ?
359
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,719
SOMEBODY WAKE ME
WHEN HE SHUTS UP.
360
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:23,728
WHY DO THEY FORCE
THESE HUMANITIES COURSES
DOWN KIDS' THROATS ?
361
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:26,231
IT'S GOT NO BEARING ON
THE REAL WORLD WHATSOEVER.
362
00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,733
THAT'S WHY IT'S
YOUR FAVORITE CLASS.
363
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,735
IT IS ?
364
00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:36,241
TODAY WE ARE GOING TO DO
SOME QUICK STUDIES. RAYETTE.
365
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:41,246
YOU GOTTA STOP HITTING
THAT SNOOZE BUTTON.
366
00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:52,257
OHH-HOO-HOO-HOO !
OH, YEAH ! HELLO !
367
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:57,262
DAVID...
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ?
368
00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:01,266
DO YOU REALIZE THE LAST TIME
I SAW A NAKED LADY ?
369
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,769
[ Jack ]
IT WAS LAST THURSDAY,
BUT IT STILL GETS ME.
370
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:11,276
IF THERE IS ONE PERSON
I EXPECT TO TAKE THIS
CLASS SERIOUSLY,
371
00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:14,779
IT'S YOU.
372
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,792
[ Jack ] AFTER CLASS
I'LL BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE
AND A LARGE HOUSE WITH SERVANTS.
373
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:55,320
YOU'RE LOOSENING UP,
DAVID.
374
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,322
THAT'S GOOD.
375
00:30:57,322 --> 00:31:02,327
I'M SHOCKED TO SEE A BIT
OF A PICASSO INFLUENCE.
376
00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:04,329
THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU.
377
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,831
OH, SURE.
I THREW THAT IN.
378
00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:09,334
NOT TOO MUCH.
JUST A LITTLE.
379
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:13,338
LIKE A SPRINKLING,
A SEASONING ON TOP.
380
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:25,850
[ Sighs ]
381
00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:31,356
ARE WE IN EVERY CLASS
HERE TOGETHER ?
382
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:33,358
THIS IS BEGINNING
TO WORRY ME.
383
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,860
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?
384
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:40,865
AH, LOOK,
THERE SHE IS.
385
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:45,870
ROBIN.
386
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:50,375
SHE IS SOMETHING,
EVEN WITHOUT SPEAKING.
387
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,878
SO, IS EVERYONE
COMING ALONG
WITH THEIR PAPERS ?
388
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,880
OH.
YES, ROBIN ?
389
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,884
I CAN'T FIND HARRY TRUMAN'S
MIDDLE NAME.
[ Laughs ]
390
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:05,890
[ Jack ]
HANDS OFF MY GIRL,
YOU OLD LECH.
391
00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:09,394
THAT'S BECAUSE HARRY TRUMAN
DIDN'T HAVE A MIDDLE NAME.
392
00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:14,399
HIS PARENTS COULDN'T DECIDE
ON ONE, SO THEY GAVE HIM
AN INITIAL, "S,"
393
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,401
BUT THE "S" DOESN'T
STAND FOR ANYTHING.
394
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,403
[ Laughs,
Blows Raspberry ]
395
00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:21,906
[ Students Murmuring ]
396
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,412
YES ?
397
00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:30,915
OH... I'M SORRY.
398
00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:33,918
NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
PLEASE, GO ON.
399
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:37,922
YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST FISH
TO SWALLOW THAT LINE.
400
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,925
AND YOUR NAME IS ?
401
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:46,431
- HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME,
AND I'M IN HIS CLASS.
- [ Laughing ]
402
00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:49,934
DAVID WATSON.
403
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:51,436
[ Swivet ]
OH, I SEE.
404
00:32:51,936 --> 00:32:55,440
WHAT DOES THE "S" STAND FOR,
MR. WATSON ?
405
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,443
SERGEI,
FROM AN EAST EUROPEAN UNCLE.
406
00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:01,446
BUT, FORESEEING THE RUSSIAN
TROUBLES THAT WOULD FOLLOW
AFTER WORLD WAR II,
407
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:04,449
HARRY MADE UP THAT HOGWASH
ABOUT THE "S."
408
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,452
[ Swivet ]
AND WHERE DID YOU COME BY
THIS INFORMATION ?
409
00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:10,955
FROM THE MAN HIMSELF.
[ Girl ]
YEAH, UH-HUH.
410
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:13,458
[ Laughing ]
411
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,960
HARRY TOLD YOU ?
412
00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:20,965
NO, HE DIDN'T TELL ME.
HE TOLD MY GRANDFATHER.
413
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:23,468
MY GRANDFATHER AND HARRY
WERE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS.
414
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:25,470
MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME.
415
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,972
I SEE.
416
00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:31,476
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT
TO KNOW, PROFESSOR,
DON'T HESITATE TO ASK.
417
00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:33,978
[ Students Laughing ]
418
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:42,487
[ Chattering ]
419
00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,502
YOU GONNA
STAY OUT OF MY WAY
TODAY, WATSON ?
420
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,506
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
421
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:07,011
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ?
422
00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:11,015
- RON DEACON.
- WHAT ?
423
00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:13,518
YOU'RE RON DEACON'S
GRANDSON, AREN'T YOU ?
424
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:15,520
I THOUGHT
YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
425
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,524
YOU GOT THAT SAME
DULL LOOK IN THE EYES,
426
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:22,026
THE SAME JUNIOR JOCKSTRAP.
427
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:24,028
WHAT ?
428
00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:27,532
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS
FOR YOU, RUSS.
429
00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:31,035
YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS BALD
BY THE TIME HE GRADUATED,
430
00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:34,038
WHICH MEANS YOU'LL PROBABLY
START LOSING YOUR HAIR IN--
431
00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:37,542
HELL,
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
[ Whistle Blows ]
432
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:40,545
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?
433
00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:44,549
NOTHING, COACH.
434
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:46,551
COME ON !
GET YOUR FANNIES IN ACTION !
435
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:49,554
GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR !
LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO !
436
00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:01,399
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
437
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,901
[ Man ]
RUNNERS SET.
438
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,904
[ Starter Gun
Fires ]
439
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,415
GO, GO, GO !
440
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:45,943
[ Jack ]
WATCH THIS, HONEY.
441
00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:58,956
YEAH !
442
00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:07,465
[ Jack ]
I'M EXHAUSTED.
443
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:11,469
I GOTTA CUT DOWN
ON THOSE PUSH-UPS.
444
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:15,973
LOOK WHAT YOU GET
FOR FIRST PLACE.
445
00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:18,476
SECOND PLACE, YOU GET A HUG
FROM A PUDGY COACH.
446
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:20,978
DAVID !
YOU QUALIFIED !
447
00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:23,981
I'D HAVE BLOWN HIS DOORS OFF
IF I WASN'T WEARING
THESE WEDGIES.
448
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,984
YEAH, BUT YOU MADE IT !
YOU MADE IT !
449
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,495
HI.
450
00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:39,997
HI.
451
00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:43,501
YOU'RE MAKING QUITE A NAME
FOR YOURSELF TODAY.
452
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:47,004
YOU QUALIFIED, DIDN'T YOU ?
453
00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:54,011
HEY, IS THAT TRUE
ABOUT TRUMAN'S MIDDLE NAME ?
THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME.
454
00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:56,514
NO, HE TOLD
YOUR GRANDFATHER.
455
00:36:56,514 --> 00:37:00,017
THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH.
[ Laughs ]
456
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:03,521
WELL, DID HE TELL YOU
A LOT ABOUT HARRY TRUMAN ?
457
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:10,528
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
458
00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:15,533
LISTEN, I'M DOING THIS PAPER
ON HIM IN OUR CLASS, AND, UH...
459
00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:19,036
I'D MUCH RATHER TALK TO YOU
THAN PROFESSOR SWIVET.
460
00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:21,539
THAT'S FLATTERING.
OH, NO,
I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
461
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:24,542
I-I JUST--
I'D BE GLAD TO.
462
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:27,044
NOW, THIS WEEKEND'S NO GOOD.
463
00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:30,548
IT'LL HAVE TO BE
MONDAY NIGHT... OVER DINNER.
464
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:34,051
AROUND 8:00.
I'LL COME BY FOR YOU.
465
00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:39,056
[ Sighs ]
OKAY.
466
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:42,560
OKAY, GREAT.
I'M TRI OMEGA.
467
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:46,063
[ Jack ]
OH, YES, "TRY TO MAKE YA."
I KNOW THEM WELL.
468
00:37:46,063 --> 00:37:48,566
BYE-BYE.
BYE.
469
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,580
[ Gasps ]
470
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:10,588
[ Footsteps ]
471
00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:15,092
HELLO, DAVID.
472
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:18,095
I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME OVER.
473
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:21,098
DAVID, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY PARENTS.
474
00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:28,105
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT ?
475
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,107
NO, DAVID.
476
00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:32,610
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
477
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:35,112
HELLO.
478
00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:39,116
DON'T WORRY.
IT WON'T COME OFF.
479
00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,621
ROBIN TELL US YOU'RE
INVOLVED IN TRACK.
480
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:46,624
I GO A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK.
I USUALLY BREAK EVEN.
481
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:57,134
# ROBIN'S GOT A BOYFRIEND
ROBIN'S GOT A BOYFRIEND ##
482
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,637
WANT ME TO HIT HER ?
483
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:04,642
HAVE SOME MORE TO EAT, DAVID.
YOU'RE STILL SHRINKING--
UH, GROWING.
484
00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:08,145
TELL ME, DAVID, HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO SUPPORT OUR DAUGHTER ?
485
00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:11,148
SUPPORT HER ?
SHE WANTS SUPPORT,
SHE CAN BUY A CANE.
486
00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:15,152
YOU KNOW, HE KNEW
HARRY TRUMAN PERSONALLY.
487
00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:18,155
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF HE HUNG AROUND WITH
ULYSSES S. GRANT !
488
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:21,659
WE'RE THINKING OF TRAVELING
THROUGH EUROPE TOGETHER
THIS SUMMER.
489
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:25,162
THAT SHOULD BE FASCINATING
FOR YOU, DAVID.
490
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:27,164
IT'S CHANGED A LOT
SINCE THE RENAISSANCE.
491
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,668
I KNEW THIS WOULDN'T WORK OUT.
492
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,170
OUR AGES ARE TOO FAR APART.
493
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,673
THEY'D BE CLOSER IF YOU
DROP A ZERO FROM YOURS.
494
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:39,677
LOOK, MISTER, YOU BETTER
HOPE YOU NEVER GROW OLD.
I'M HOPING YOU WON'T.
495
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,679
[ Pounding, Door Opens ]
496
00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:45,683
DON'T BE ALARMED, FOLKS.
WE'RE TAKING THIS MAN
BACK WHERE HE BELONGS.
497
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:50,187
HE'S NOT DAVID WATSON.
HE'S JACK WATSON, DAVID'S
81-YEAR-OLD GRANDFATHER.
498
00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:53,190
- WHAT ?
- THEN WHERE'S DAVID ?
499
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,693
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
500
00:39:57,695 --> 00:40:02,199
[ Knocking ]
501
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,201
[ Mumbling ]
502
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:06,203
[ Friend ]
DAVID.
503
00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:08,205
[ Knocking ]
504
00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:12,209
[ Groaning ]
[ Friend ]
DAVID !
505
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:16,714
[ Knocking ]
IT'S ME. IT'S BARRETT.
[ Mumbling ]
506
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:23,721
[ Barrett ]
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO FINISH
THE MURAL TONIGHT.
507
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:27,224
[ Jack ]
MURIEL ? WHO'S MURIEL ?
508
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,733
I DID THIS ?
509
00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:42,740
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
NOW THAT I'M IN MY
NEW PICASSO PHASE.
510
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:45,242
LET'S JUST WORRY ABOUT THAT
AFTER YOU FINISH THIS,
ALL RIGHT ?
511
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:48,746
DAVID, CAN YOU
HELP ME WITH THIS ?
COME ON !
512
00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:50,748
OH, SORRY.
513
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,755
RIGHT THERE.
514
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,759
I CAN'T DO THIS.
515
00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:03,761
WHY NOT ?
516
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:06,764
[ Jack ]
BECAUSE I CAN'T PAINT,
YOU LITTLE PEST.
517
00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:09,767
MY HEAD IS
STILL A LITTLE FUZZY
AFTER THE ACCIDENT.
518
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,770
THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE.
519
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,778
WHY DO YOU DO THIS ?
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?
520
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,780
HELPING,
SET UP, CLEAN UP.
521
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,783
THE SHIT WORK.
WHY ?
522
00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:28,786
THAT'S NOT ALL I DO,
IS IT ?
523
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:31,288
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I HELP YOU, DAVID.
524
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,791
THIS IS FUN FOR ME.
525
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,793
I LIKE YOUR WORK.
526
00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,796
SOMEBODY'S GOT
TO SHINE THE LIGHT.
527
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:44,301
YOU'RE OKAY.
528
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:56,814
DAVID ?
529
00:41:56,814 --> 00:42:00,317
DAVID, CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
COME ON, DAVID.
530
00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:02,820
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S ME. IT'S JACK.
531
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,823
DAVID ?
532
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:10,828
UH, IT'S HIM, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JACK.
533
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:15,332
OH, CHARLIE--
534
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,336
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU,
CHARLIE.
535
00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:23,007
YEAH. EASY, DAVID.
YOU'RE CUTTING OFF
MY CIRCULATION.
536
00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:25,009
OH, SORRY.
537
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:27,011
I'M GLAD YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT.
538
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:40,524
HE'S NOT DOING TOO GOOD,
HUH ?
539
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:45,529
GODDAMN IT, JACK.
540
00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,533
WE'VE GOT PLANS.
541
00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:56,040
POKER TUESDAY,
THE TRACK--
542
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:02,546
NONE OF IT'S GONNA BE
ANY FUN WITHOUT YOU.
543
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:08,052
JACK... PLEASE--
544
00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:14,558
AH, WHAT'S THE USE ?
[ Sniffs ]
545
00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:19,563
NO, GO ON.
546
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:22,066
HE CAN'T HEAR ME.
547
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,568
SURE, HE CAN.
548
00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:40,584
CHARLIE ?
YEAH ?
549
00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:44,088
YOU REMEMBER MY WISH
AT THE PARTY ?
550
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:48,092
YOU MADE A WISH ?
NO, JACK DID.
551
00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:51,595
OH, I SEE.
JACK DID, YOU DIDN'T.
NO.
552
00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:57,601
DO YOU BELIEVE A PERSON
CAN GO FROM ONE BODY
TO ANOTHER ?
553
00:43:57,601 --> 00:44:00,604
NOT IF THAT PERSON'S
GOT A WEAK BACK.
[ Chuckles ]
554
00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:04,608
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
I MEAN THEIR SOUL.
555
00:44:04,608 --> 00:44:09,613
LOOK INTO MY EYES, CHARLIE.
WHAT DO YOU SEE ?
556
00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:17,121
NOW, DON'T YOU SEE
EXPERIENCE, WISDOM ?
557
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:19,623
EH ?
558
00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:22,626
I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, KID.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
WHICH ONE IS THE WISDOM ?
559
00:44:23,127 --> 00:44:26,130
FORGET "KID."
YOU'RE THE KID.
560
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,632
I'M 81 YEARS OLD.
561
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:32,636
YEAH, UH, LOOK, DAVID,
562
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:36,140
MAYBE WE OUGHT
TO GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL
AND FIND YOU A NICE NURSE.
563
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:39,143
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO GOES FOR NURSES.
564
00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:41,145
AND THAT'S
NOT ALL I KNOW.
565
00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:44,148
AQUEDUCT, 1942.
566
00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:47,651
THE $1,200 PAYOFF
ON THE DAILY DOUBLE...
567
00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:50,654
FROM THE TICKET
YOU FOUND ON THE FLOOR.
568
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:54,158
$1,217.28,
TO BE PRECISE,
569
00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,161
ON A HORSE NAMED
PRUNE DANISH.
570
00:44:57,661 --> 00:45:00,664
COME ON, COME ON.
YOUR GRANDPA COULD HAVE
TOLD YOU THAT.
571
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:05,669
RIGHT, SURE. AND MAYBE
HE SAT HIS GRANDSON
DOWN UPON HIS KNEE...
572
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,672
AND TOLD HIM ABOUT THE TIME
HE AND HIS FRIEND CHARLIE...
573
00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:12,176
GOT SNOWED IN
WITH THE ST. BARTHOLOMEW
ALL-GIRLS CHOIR...
574
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:15,179
AND DIDN'T GET DUG OUT
UNTIL EASTER.
575
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:20,184
OR HOW ONCE UPON A TIME
THEY GOT DRUNK WITH TWO
U.S.O. GIRLS AND--
576
00:45:22,186 --> 00:45:26,190
# BY THE LIGHT #
577
00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:30,194
# OF THE SILVERY MOON #
578
00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:35,199
# YOUR SISTER JUNE #
579
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,701
# DROPPED HER PANTS
IN MY ROOM #
580
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,205
# AND NEXT DOOR #
581
00:45:42,706 --> 00:45:46,210
# WE WERE WITH ELEANOR #
582
00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:50,214
# SHE WANTED MORE #
583
00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:53,217
# BUT WE HAD SOME
BEFORE ##
584
00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:55,219
JACK !
585
00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:57,721
CHARLIE, I GOT MY WISH.
586
00:45:58,722 --> 00:46:00,724
I'M 18 AGAIN.
587
00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:04,228
WHAT ?
[ Laughing ]
EASY, CHARLIE.
588
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:08,732
H-HOW DID YOU
PULL IT OFF ?
I DIDN'T.
589
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:11,735
I DON'T KNOW.
THE ACCIDENT--
SOMEHOW WE GOT SWITCHED.
590
00:46:11,735 --> 00:46:14,238
YOU--
591
00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:17,241
SO DAVID'S IN--
592
00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:20,244
WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM ?
593
00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:23,247
I WISH I KNEW.
OH, MY GOD.
594
00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:26,250
JACK WATSON,
YOU HAD IT ALL.
595
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,252
AND NOW YOU REALLY
HAVE IT ALL.
596
00:46:28,252 --> 00:46:32,256
GEE, I WISH I COULD
DO IT WITH YOU.
597
00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,258
SO DO I, CHARLIE.
598
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:38,762
YOU WERE ALWAYS LIKE
A KID BROTHER TO ME.
599
00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:43,767
THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO CHANGE
ANYTHING BETWEEN US.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
600
00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:48,772
# BY THE LIGHT #
601
00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,275
# OF THE SILVERY MOON ##
602
00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:06,790
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY ?
YOU'VE BARELY TOUCHED YOUR FOOD.
603
00:47:07,791 --> 00:47:09,793
I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY.
604
00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,296
I THOUGHT SOLE FLORENTINE
WAS YOUR FAVORITE.
605
00:47:29,813 --> 00:47:32,316
LOOK WHAT I ALMOST FORGOT.
606
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,818
CAULIFLOWER AU GRATIN.
607
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,323
PLEASE, I CAN'T EAT
ANOTHER BITE.
608
00:47:39,823 --> 00:47:42,326
OH.
609
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:46,830
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WASTE
A TOTALLY GOOD MEAL.
NOW, EAT IT.
610
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,832
ARNOLD, HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO EAT IF HE
DOESN'T WANT TO.
611
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,835
HE'S BEEN THROUGH
QUITE A LOT.
612
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:54,338
WHAT ? THE ACCIDENT
INJURED HIS TASTE BUDS ?
613
00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:56,340
AND IS THAT HIS EXCUSE
FOR DRESSING LIKE THAT ?
614
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,342
OR DID YOU HAVE
ANOTHER ACCIDENT
ON THE WAY OVER HERE ?
615
00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:01,345
IT WAS SERIOUS ENOUGH TO PUT
YOUR FATHER IN THE HOSPITAL.
616
00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:04,848
I WASN'T TALKING
TO MY FATHER, WAS I ?
WATCH IT.
617
00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,850
TRICK QUESTION.
618
00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:10,854
AND SPEAKING OF DAD,
I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GO DOWN
AND VISIT HIM TOMORROW.
619
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:22,866
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE
MORE OFTEN, ARNIE.
620
00:48:22,866 --> 00:48:25,869
SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN
ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
621
00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:31,375
YOU GOT ANY DECENT COGNAC
IN THIS PLACE ?
622
00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:35,379
[ Jack ]
HE'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING.
623
00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:37,381
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN,
RIGHT ?
624
00:48:42,886 --> 00:48:45,389
[ Jack ]
MAYBE THEY CAN
MAKE ONE OUT OF THIS.
625
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:47,391
[ Chuckling Softly ]
626
00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:51,895
[ Sighs ]
627
00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:55,399
##
628
00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:59,403
GOD, MADDY,
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
629
00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:04,408
WELL, IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU TOO, DAVID.
630
00:49:05,909 --> 00:49:07,911
WE HAVE TO TALK.
631
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,915
SURE.
COME IN.
632
00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:15,419
##
633
00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:19,423
WHO'S THAT ?
JUST SOME FRIENDS, DAVID.
634
00:49:19,923 --> 00:49:25,429
IT GETS SO LONESOME NOW.
COME, WE CAN TALK IN HERE.
635
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:28,432
UH, CAN I GET YOU A DRINK ?
636
00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:31,435
SURE. VODKA MARTINI
STRAIGHT UP WITH AN OLIVE.
637
00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:34,438
JUST LIKE
YOUR GRANDFATHER.
638
00:49:34,438 --> 00:49:37,441
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
639
00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:45,449
[ Jack ] CUTE KID.
HOW DO I TELL HER I'M SUBLETTING
MY GRANDSON'S BODY ?
640
00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,460
NOW THAT'S A FACE.
641
00:49:56,460 --> 00:50:01,965
[ Jack ]
I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE I DID
20 YEARS AGO-- OLD.
642
00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:10,474
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
643
00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:20,984
[ Sighs ]
644
00:50:24,488 --> 00:50:26,490
THANKS, HONEY.
645
00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:30,494
SORRY.
[ Giggles ]
646
00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:34,498
WHAT I'VE GOT TO SAY
IS DIFFICULT.
647
00:50:34,498 --> 00:50:37,501
OH, DAVID,
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
648
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:41,004
MADELYN, I'VE GONE THROUGH SOME
VERY STRANGE CHANGES RECENTLY.
649
00:50:42,005 --> 00:50:44,508
THAT HAPPENS AT YOUR AGE.
650
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:49,012
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
- I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
651
00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:52,516
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
IT FEELS LIKE TO BE INSIDE
ANOTHER PERSON'S BODY ?
652
00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:57,020
- DO YOU ?
- I'M JUST BEGINNING
TO FIND OUT.
653
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,523
OH.
654
00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:05,028
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH.
655
00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:08,031
I MEAN, ONE'S FIRST
SEXUAL EXPERIENCES...
656
00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:10,534
CAN BE AWKWARD
AND DISAPPOINTING,
657
00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:12,536
EVEN FRIGHTENING.
658
00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:18,041
OH, DAVID, I'M SO GLAD
YOU CAME TO ME.
659
00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:30,053
[ Jack ]
WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVEN'T
EVEN TOLD HER IT'S ME YET.
660
00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:34,057
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
661
00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:38,061
[ Purring ]
662
00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:42,065
NOW YOU JUST RELAX, DAVID.
663
00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:46,069
NO, NO,
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TOO.
WHAT ABOUT GRANDPA ?
664
00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:49,072
OH, DAVID, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S BEEN LIKE.
665
00:51:49,573 --> 00:51:54,077
I MEAN, JACK'S FUN.
HE'S GOT STYLE AND CHARM
AND MONEY.
666
00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:57,581
I WILL BE WELL PROVIDED FOR
THANKS TO JACK,
667
00:51:57,581 --> 00:52:00,083
BUT HE'S AN OLD MAN.
668
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,085
[ Jack ]
I'LL KILL HER.
669
00:52:02,085 --> 00:52:06,590
A WOMAN MY AGE NEEDS PASSION
AND EXCITEMENT.
670
00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:08,592
[ David Gasps ]
671
00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:11,595
[ Panting ]
AND PHYSICAL AFFECTION.
672
00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:13,597
YOU'RE SAYING
YOU AND GRANDPA NEVER--
673
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:15,599
[ Laughing ]
674
00:52:16,099 --> 00:52:19,102
THAT'S A RATHER
PERSONAL QUESTION, DAVID.
675
00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:24,107
OF COURSE NOT. BELIEVE ME,
IT WAS STRICTLY PLATONIC.
676
00:52:24,107 --> 00:52:26,109
[ Jack ]
PLATONIC ?
677
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:28,111
DAVID, WHAT'S WRONG ?
678
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:32,115
I THINK I'M HAVING
AN ANGINA ATTACK.
679
00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:34,618
WHAT ?
YOU'RE LEAVING ?
680
00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:38,121
##
681
00:52:38,121 --> 00:52:40,624
I DON'T WANT
TO HIT A LADY, HORTON,
682
00:52:41,124 --> 00:52:43,126
BUT I WOULDN'T MIND
HITTING HER.
683
00:52:49,132 --> 00:52:52,636
[ Jack ]
PLATONIC. PLATONIC.
684
00:52:53,136 --> 00:52:55,639
PLATONIC, MY ASS.
685
00:52:57,140 --> 00:53:01,144
[ Giggling, Sighing ]
686
00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:07,150
[ Sighs ]
687
00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:10,654
OOH !
OH, THANK YOU.
688
00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:13,156
HE'S ADORABLE.
THANK YOU, MADAM.
689
00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:16,660
WHERE'S THE BAR ?
RIGHT THERE.
690
00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:18,662
MAKE MINE
A VODKA MARTINI...
691
00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:21,164
STRAIGHT UP
W-WITH AN OLIVE.
692
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:27,671
WE MET THIS MORNING
AT HOPPY HENDERSON'S FUNERAL.
HOW IS MR. HENDERSON ?
693
00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:31,174
DEAD.
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
694
00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:35,178
[ Horton ]
SHE DOES SEEM QUITE YOUNG.
695
00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:42,686
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
MY SAYING SO, SIR, BUT
COULDN'T THIS BE DANGEROUS ?
696
00:53:43,186 --> 00:53:46,189
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HAVE SOME OXYGEN STANDING BY.
697
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:48,692
YES, SIR.
698
00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:51,695
I'LL CALL YOU
IF SHE PASSES OUT.
699
00:54:06,209 --> 00:54:09,212
JACK... PLEASE
COME BACK.
700
00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:11,214
DO YOU MIND
IF I FINISH THIS CIGAR ?
701
00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:15,218
YES. COME BACK.
I CAN'T WAIT.
702
00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:20,223
IT'S A DIRTY JOB,
BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
703
00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:34,738
[ Jack ]
PLATONIC.
704
00:54:40,243 --> 00:54:43,747
I TELL YOU,
THIS FEELS GOOD, CHARLIE.
705
00:54:43,747 --> 00:54:45,749
A NICE LAZY DAY,
706
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:48,251
LETTING THE SUN
WARM YOUR FACE...
707
00:54:48,251 --> 00:54:51,254
AND WATCHING
THE WORLD GO BY.
708
00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,257
HEY, GUYS,
709
00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:56,259
LET ME ROLL A FEW.
710
00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:05,268
OKAY, GENTLEMEN, STEP ASIDE.
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW THIS IS DONE.
711
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:09,272
MAYBE YOU'D RATHER BE
HANG GLIDING OR SOMETHING.
712
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:14,277
MAYBE I SHOULD
TELL THEM.
713
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:19,783
SURE. WHY NOT ?
WHAT'S A FEW MORE PEOPLE
IN THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT ?
714
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,286
OKAY, OKAY,
IT'S MY TURN HERE.
HERE WE GO.
715
00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:25,288
[ Chuckling ]
716
00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:31,795
[ Screaming ]
717
00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:39,302
[ Poker Chips Clinking ]
718
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:52,816
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN.
DOWN AND DIRTY.
719
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:58,321
[ Laughing ]
720
00:56:00,323 --> 00:56:03,326
POKER ?
DUH.
721
00:56:06,329 --> 00:56:08,832
WHAT'S WITH THE CLOWN SUIT,
WATSON ?
722
00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:10,834
[ Frat Brother ]
ISN'T HE NEGLECTING
HIS SCHOOLWORK ?
723
00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:14,838
[ Laughing ]
[ Russ ]
THAT'S RIGHT, WATSON.
724
00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:17,841
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE
AT THE TYPEWRITER ?
725
00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:22,846
YOU BOYS DON'T REALLY
WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THAT SUBJECT, DO YOU ?
726
00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:27,851
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO PLAY,
JUST SAY SO.
727
00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:31,855
I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN STAND HERE AND LISTEN
TO YOUR CHATTER.
728
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:34,858
YOU GOT THE CASH ?
729
00:56:40,363 --> 00:56:43,867
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PLAY OKLAHOMA ?
FIVE CARD DRAW WITH A ROLL ?
730
00:56:43,867 --> 00:56:45,869
[ Snickering ]
731
00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:49,372
I COULD BLUFF YOU GUYS
INTO THINKING THAT
I WAS A REAL MARK,
732
00:56:49,372 --> 00:56:52,375
BUT I KNOW HOW TO PLAY
OKLAHOMA...
733
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:54,878
AND ROOSTER BACK...
734
00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:56,880
AND NICKEL HAYRIDE...
735
00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:58,882
AND ALASKAN PULL...
736
00:56:59,382 --> 00:57:02,385
AND QUITE A FEW OTHERS
THAT YOU BOYS HAVE PROBABLY
NEVER HEARD OF.
737
00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:05,889
THE FACT IS, GENTLEMEN,
IF I SIT DOWN AT THAT TABLE
WITH ALL OF YOU NOW,
738
00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:07,891
I'M GONNA CLEAN YOU ALL OUT.
739
00:57:08,391 --> 00:57:10,393
[ Laughing ]
740
00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:12,896
BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES
TO PLAYING CARDS,
741
00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:15,899
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF KIDS TO ME.
742
00:57:15,899 --> 00:57:17,901
YOU SEE, THAT'S THE CANDY,
743
00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:21,905
AND YOU'RE THE BABIES,
AND I--
744
00:57:22,405 --> 00:57:24,908
I'M GONNA TAKE IT FROM YOU.
745
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:31,915
HAVE A SEAT.
746
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:50,934
GET AWAY FROM ME.
747
00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:52,936
ALL RIGHT.
748
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,944
[ David ]
THAT'S A REAL POKER FACE, J.P.
749
00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:04,948
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING
CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG.
750
00:58:10,453 --> 00:58:12,455
[ Sighs ]
751
00:58:15,959 --> 00:58:18,962
[ Frat Brother ]
NO, THAT'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
752
00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:20,964
I'M OUT.
753
00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:50,159
I'M IN.
754
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:52,662
JUST YOU AND ME, DWEEB.
755
00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:54,664
AND, UH,
756
00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:57,667
[ Sighs ]
I THINK I'LL BE, UH,
757
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,669
BE RAISING.
758
00:59:08,177 --> 00:59:10,179
I'M IN.
759
00:59:12,682 --> 00:59:15,685
THAT'S ABOUT $500.
LET'S SEE IT.
760
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:19,689
I'M GOOD FOR IT.
THAT SHOULD BE
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
761
00:59:20,189 --> 00:59:23,192
UNLESS YOU'RE NOT TOO SURE
ABOUT YOUR HAND.
762
00:59:24,694 --> 00:59:26,696
HOW ABOUT YOUR FEET ?
763
00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:28,197
WHAT ?
764
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:33,202
FORGET ABOUT THESE CARDS.
765
00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:35,705
WE NEVER
HAVE TO LOOK AT 'EM.
766
00:59:35,705 --> 00:59:38,207
LET'S DOUBLE THE BET.
767
00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:41,711
A THOUSAND DOLLARS
SAYS THAT I BEAT YOU
AT THE TRACK FINALS.
768
00:59:42,211 --> 00:59:44,714
[ Onlookers Gasping,
Murmuring ]
769
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,221
YOU'RE ON.
770
00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:00,730
I WAS BLUFFING.
771
01:00:02,231 --> 01:00:05,234
[ Laughing ]
772
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,241
YOU WERE BLUFFING.
773
01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:15,745
[ Onlooker ]
OH !
774
01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:18,247
[ Onlookers Laughing ]
775
01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:25,254
[ Russ, David ]
THE TRACK.
776
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,763
SO WHEN THE BET
CAME AROUND TO HARRY,
777
01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:37,767
HARRY HELD UP
HIS LAST DOLLAR AND HE SAYS,
"HEY, GUYS, NO MORE BUMPS.
778
01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:39,769
THE BUCK STOPS HERE."
779
01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:42,772
HE FIRST SAID THAT
AT A POKER GAME ?
780
01:00:42,772 --> 01:00:44,273
THAT'S RIGHT.
781
01:00:44,774 --> 01:00:48,277
I WAS REMINDED OF THAT STORY
AFTER PLAYING A FEW HANDS
OF POKER MYSELF RECENTLY.
782
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:52,281
BUT I THOUGHT THAT CAME OUT
OF HIS SENATORIAL CAMPAIGN
IN MISSOURI.
783
01:00:52,281 --> 01:00:55,785
SEE, THAT COMES FROM GETTING
ALL YOUR INFORMATION
OUT OF BOOKS.
784
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:59,789
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT
DROPPING THE BOMB ON HIROSHIMA ?
785
01:00:59,789 --> 01:01:01,791
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN--
786
01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:04,293
THE MOST DIFFICULT DECISION
OF HIS CAREER.
787
01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,295
HE AGONIZED OVER IT.
788
01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,799
THEN NAGASAKI.
THAT WAS A LITTLE EASIER.
HE'D DONE IT ONCE ALREADY.
789
01:01:10,299 --> 01:01:12,802
AFTER THAT
HE STARTED GETTING
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
790
01:01:13,302 --> 01:01:15,304
HE WANTED TO DROP IT
ON A FEW OTHER PLACES.
791
01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:19,308
SWITZERLAND, ONCE,
WHEN HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE
WITH HIS WATCH.
792
01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:21,811
I HAD TO TALK HIM
OUT OF IT.
793
01:01:21,811 --> 01:01:23,813
[ Chuckles ]
UH, YOU'D BETTER NOT USE THAT.
794
01:01:23,813 --> 01:01:25,815
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO VERIFY,
795
01:01:25,815 --> 01:01:28,818
AND, IF IT EVER GETS OUT, WHO
KNOWS HOW THE SWISS WILL REACT.
796
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:32,822
MORE COFFEE,
DAVID ?
OH, NO, THANK YOU, RITA.
797
01:01:32,822 --> 01:01:35,825
I'M SORRY,
I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE YOU.
RITA, THIS IS ROBIN.
798
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:38,327
- ROBIN, RITA.
- HI.
799
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:40,329
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE BEFORE ?
800
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:43,833
[ Robin ] I'VE BEEN IN HERE
WITH MY MOTHER A FEW TIMES.
I THOUGHT SO.
801
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:47,837
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HER.
[ Jack ] LOOK AT THIS.
THE CLAWS ARE OUT.
802
01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:50,840
EASY, GIRLS.
THERE'S AT LEAST
TWO PORTIONS HERE.
803
01:01:58,347 --> 01:02:01,350
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE PICK THIS UP AGAIN
FRIDAY NIGHT ?
804
01:02:01,851 --> 01:02:03,853
UH, I'M SORRY.
805
01:02:04,353 --> 01:02:07,356
YOU PROBABLY HAVE PLANS
TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
OR RUSS OR SOMETHING.
806
01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:09,358
I WASN'T THINKING.
807
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,861
[ Jack ]
LISTEN TO ME.
I SOUND LIKE DAVID.
808
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:14,363
NO, I DON'T HAVE
ANY PLANS, BUT...
809
01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:17,366
DAVID, NOBODY STUDIES
ON FRIDAYS.
810
01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:20,870
MAYBE WE COULD, UM,
811
01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:24,874
GO TO A CLUB OR SOMETHING,
HAVE SOME FUN.
812
01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:26,876
"WE" ?
813
01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:28,878
YOU AND ME.
814
01:02:29,378 --> 01:02:31,380
[ Jack ]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ?
I CAN'T TALK.
815
01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:33,883
COME ON, LIPS,
YOU CAN DO IT.
MOVE.
816
01:02:34,383 --> 01:02:35,885
I'D LOVE TO.
817
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,888
GREAT.
IT'S A DATE.
818
01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:40,890
GREAT.
819
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,892
[ Jack ]
YOWZA !
820
01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:54,403
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN GRANDPA'S OFFICE ?
821
01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:58,908
I'M RUNNING THE SHIP NOW.
822
01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:01,410
[ Jack ]
IT'S A MUTINY.
823
01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:07,416
HERE.
RUN THIS DOWN TO SHIPPING.
824
01:03:12,421 --> 01:03:15,424
HOW CAN YOU DELIVER
THIS MANY UNITS
BY THE END OF THE MONTH ?
825
01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:19,428
COME OVER HERE.
826
01:03:21,430 --> 01:03:23,933
I'VE DESIGNED A SIMPLE WAY
TO RETOOL THE LINE...
827
01:03:24,433 --> 01:03:25,935
THAT'LL INCREASE
OUR PRODUCTIVITY BY 28%...
828
01:03:26,435 --> 01:03:28,938
WITHOUT A SIGNIFICANT
INCREASE IN COST.
829
01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:34,443
YOU BYPASSED THE MOLDING
INJECTION FUNCTION.
830
01:03:36,445 --> 01:03:40,449
I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY
TAKING AN INTEREST IN WHAT
GOES ON AROUND HERE.
831
01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:43,953
IT'S AMAZING.
832
01:03:44,954 --> 01:03:48,457
DAVID,
PLEASE DON'T LIGHT THAT.
833
01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:59,969
WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER
SHOW THIS TO GRANDPA ?
834
01:03:59,969 --> 01:04:02,471
I TRIED, TIME AND AGAIN,
835
01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:04,473
AND HE ALWAYS
IGNORED ME.
836
01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:07,977
A LONG TIME AGO
HE STUCK ME IN SALES
AND FORGOT ABOUT ME.
837
01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:10,479
I DON'T BELONG IN SALES.
838
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:12,481
I BELONG IN R AND D.
839
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:16,986
NOW I CAN FINALLY DO
WHAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING
ALL ALONG.
840
01:04:16,986 --> 01:04:19,989
I WISH THIS COULD'VE
HAPPENED DIFFERENTLY.
841
01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:22,491
I'D LIKE HIM TO SEE ME...
842
01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:24,493
LIKE THIS.
843
01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,998
I WISH HE'D JUST
GIVEN ME THE CHANCE.
844
01:04:39,508 --> 01:04:43,012
GET THIS TO SHIPPING,
AND THEN GO STRAIGHT
TO THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT.
845
01:04:43,012 --> 01:04:46,015
THEY GOT A MOUNTAIN
OF FILING THAT'S PILED UP
SINCE YOU WERE HERE LAST.
846
01:05:06,035 --> 01:05:08,037
HEY, UH, SWEETHEART,
847
01:05:08,037 --> 01:05:10,039
CALL AN OFFICE BOY.
848
01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:13,542
[ Shouting, Laughing ]
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
SETTLE DOWN, LISTEN UP.
849
01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:17,046
NOW, WE'RE HERE
TO DISCUSS THE ANNUAL
CELEBRATION AND RALLY...
850
01:05:17,546 --> 01:05:21,050
THAT'LL TAKE PLACE ON THE EVE
OF THE INTERCOLLEGIATE MEET.
851
01:05:21,050 --> 01:05:25,054
- ANYBODY HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ?
- WHAT ABOUT A TOGA PARTY
LIKE THEY USED TO HAVE ?
852
01:05:25,054 --> 01:05:28,557
LOTS OF BEER,
ROCK AND ROLL AND EV--
[ Loud Snore ]
853
01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:32,061
[ Whistles ]
[ All Laughing ]
854
01:05:32,061 --> 01:05:35,064
- A TOGA PARTY ?
- [ Laughing Continues ]
855
01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:38,567
GENTLEMEN,
BACK IN MY DAY--
856
01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:42,571
YOUR DAY ?
WHEN WAS THIS,
NURSERY SCHOOL ?
857
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,573
[ Laughing Continues ]
[ Mutters ]
FUNNY. VERY CUTE.
858
01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:47,076
BACK IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DAY,
859
01:05:47,076 --> 01:05:49,578
JACK WATSON'S DAY--
860
01:05:49,578 --> 01:05:51,580
OUT. OUT.
861
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:56,085
NOW, THEY KNEW
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
LET'S DO IT THAT WAY.
862
01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:59,588
LET'S PUT ON THE RITZ,
GO ALL THE WAY OUT.
863
01:05:59,588 --> 01:06:02,091
A BONFIRE.
BATHTUB GIN.
864
01:06:02,591 --> 01:06:04,593
MUSIC, DANCING,
THE WORKS.
[ All Murmuring Agreement ]
865
01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:08,597
LET'S ACT WE KNOW THE CRASH
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND
ROAR LIKE THEY DID IN THE '20s.
866
01:06:08,597 --> 01:06:11,767
YEAH !
YEAH !
[ Cheering, Applause ]
867
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:16,772
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.
I'M LATE FOR A DATE.
868
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:20,276
SORRY, LADIES.
[ Clicks Tongue ]
[ Laughing Continues ]
869
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,782
## [ Punk ]
[ Crowd Shouting, Hooting ]
870
01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:33,289
YOU COME HERE
OFTEN ?
871
01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:35,791
WELL, I USED TO.
872
01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:38,294
I THINK IT'S
CHANGED A LITTLE.
873
01:06:38,294 --> 01:06:40,296
MUST BE
NEW MANAGEMENT.
874
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:49,805
## [ Song Ends ]
875
01:06:50,306 --> 01:06:52,308
[ Cheering, Applause ]
876
01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:57,313
[ Jack ]
JESUS, I WONDER
WHAT CAUSES THAT ?
877
01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,319
EXCUSE ME.
878
01:07:05,321 --> 01:07:15,331
##
879
01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:18,834
##
YEAH ! ONE, TWO !
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR !
880
01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:25,341
##
881
01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:28,344
## [ Continues ]
DAVID !
COME ON, GET LOOSE !
882
01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:32,348
LIKE THESE PEOPLE ?
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT LOOSE
FROM AN INSTITUTION.
883
01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:35,351
##
[ Screams ]
884
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:46,862
##
885
01:07:47,863 --> 01:07:49,365
# YOU DRIVE ME APE #
886
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:52,868
# YOU BIG GORILLA #
887
01:07:52,868 --> 01:07:54,370
# YOU DRIVE ME APE, APE #
888
01:07:55,371 --> 01:07:56,872
# I WANNA TELL YA #
889
01:07:57,873 --> 01:08:00,876
# SWINGIN' AROUND
FROM EVERY TOWN TO TOWN #
890
01:08:00,876 --> 01:08:03,379
# I KNOW I SWING AROUND
AND I NEVER COME DOWN #
891
01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:05,881
# CITY IS A JUNGLE
NOW THIS IS IT #
892
01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:07,883
# EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU
I GO APE-SHIT #
893
01:08:07,883 --> 01:08:09,385
# YOU DRIVE ME APE #
894
01:08:10,386 --> 01:08:12,888
# YOU BIG GORILLA #
895
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:14,890
# YOU DRIVE ME APE, APE #
896
01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:17,393
# I WANNA TELL YA #
897
01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:19,395
# CRUISIN'
THROUGH THE TREES #
898
01:08:19,395 --> 01:08:20,896
# WITH THE BIRDS
AND THE BEES #
899
01:08:20,896 --> 01:08:23,399
# BABY, BABY MONKEY
I AIN'T SO HARD TO PLEASE #
900
01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:26,402
# CRUISIN' THROUGH THE TREES
WITH THE BIRDS AND THE BEES #
901
01:08:26,402 --> 01:08:27,903
# BABY, BABY MONKEY
YOU WON'T GET NO DISEASE #
902
01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:29,905
# YEAH, YEAH #
903
01:08:29,905 --> 01:08:31,907
# YOU WON'T GET
NO DISEASE #
904
01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:33,909
WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?
905
01:08:34,410 --> 01:08:38,414
## [ Continues ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
DID YOU FOLLOW US ?
906
01:08:38,414 --> 01:08:41,417
FOLLOW YOU ? NO, I--
I CAME HERE FOR A DRINK,
907
01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:44,420
AND I SAW YOU
DANCING WITH--
908
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,922
[ Scoffs ]
WITH HIM.
909
01:08:46,922 --> 01:08:50,426
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT ?
COME ON, RUSS.
I'LL DANCE WITH YA.
910
01:08:51,427 --> 01:08:53,429
TAKE A WALK, PISSANT.
911
01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:55,931
YOU'RE DUE
FOR A DIAPER CHANGE.
CUT IT OUT !
912
01:08:56,432 --> 01:08:59,935
I'M TAKING YOU
THE HELL OUTTA HERE,
AND WE'RE GONNA TALK.
913
01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:01,937
LET GO OF ME !
914
01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:05,441
I WANT YOU ON MY SIDE,
NOT ON MY BACK.
915
01:09:05,441 --> 01:09:08,444
# YOU DRIVE ME APE, APE #
916
01:09:08,444 --> 01:09:09,445
# YOU DRIVE ME APE
BABY, NOW #
917
01:09:10,946 --> 01:09:12,948
# APE, APE ##
918
01:09:12,948 --> 01:09:16,452
[ Crowd Yelling, Murmuring ]
[ Jack ] DAVID HAS
GONE ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.
919
01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,954
I KNOW HOW TO
HANDLE THIS JERK.
920
01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:20,956
OKAY, RUSS.
921
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:25,961
YOU GUYS,
STOP IT.
922
01:09:27,463 --> 01:09:29,465
STOP IT !
923
01:09:29,465 --> 01:09:31,967
[ Crowd Yelling,
Hooting ]
924
01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:38,474
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DANCE.
925
01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:40,476
[ Onlookers Laughing ]
926
01:09:40,476 --> 01:09:43,479
- [ Yelling,
Shouting Continues ]
- DAVID !
927
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:46,482
[ Man ]
YEAH ! HIT HIM !
HIT HIM !
928
01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:50,486
OOH !
929
01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:52,488
[ Man ]
SLAM HIM ! SLAM HIM !
930
01:09:52,988 --> 01:09:55,491
[ Girl ]
GET UP ! GET UP !
GET UP !
931
01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:57,493
[ Hooting, Shouting
Continue ]
932
01:09:57,993 --> 01:09:59,995
OH, DAVID,
I'M SO SORRY.
933
01:10:00,496 --> 01:10:01,997
IT'S OKAY.
934
01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:05,501
DID YOU GET
THE LICENSE NUMBER ?
935
01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:08,504
[ Giggles ]
LISTEN, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, OKAY ?
936
01:10:08,504 --> 01:10:10,506
OKAY, FINE.
937
01:10:10,506 --> 01:10:14,510
[ Man ]
WHOO ! WHOO ! WHOO !
[ Hooting Continues ]
938
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:16,512
AH--
I'M SORRY.
939
01:10:17,012 --> 01:10:19,515
[ Pained Laughter ]
940
01:10:22,518 --> 01:10:24,019
[ All Shouting ]
941
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,021
[ Screams ]
TERRY !
942
01:10:29,525 --> 01:10:33,529
[ Laughing, Shouting ]
943
01:10:39,034 --> 01:10:41,537
I WANTED YOU
TO SEE THIS.
944
01:10:41,537 --> 01:10:44,039
I THINK
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
945
01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:46,041
WHY DID YOU DO IT ?
946
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:49,044
THIS MUST HAVE BEEN
SO MUCH WORK FOR YOU.
947
01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:52,548
UM, WELL...
948
01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:57,553
WHEN SOMEONE BUILDS
SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
949
01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:01,557
THEY DON'T CARE
HOW IT LOOKS TO THE PEOPLE
WHO LIVE AROUND HERE...
950
01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:04,560
OR THE KIDS
WHO PLAY IN THIS LOT.
951
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,564
THOSE PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE
WITH THIS BIG, UGLY WALL...
952
01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:10,566
IN THEIR FACES...
953
01:11:11,066 --> 01:11:13,068
EVERY DAY.
954
01:11:13,569 --> 01:11:15,070
I SAW THIS WALL,
955
01:11:15,571 --> 01:11:19,074
AND I THOUGHT IT COULD
USE A COAT OF PAINT.
956
01:11:19,074 --> 01:11:22,077
[ Jack ] SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD REASON TO ME, DAVID.
957
01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:25,080
DAVID, THERE IS
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU
THAT SURPRISES ME.
958
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:29,084
[ Jack ]
I GOT ONE MORE THAT'S A LULU.
959
01:11:29,084 --> 01:11:32,087
## [ Ragtime ]
[ Horn Honking ]
960
01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:36,091
[ Shouting, Laughing ]
961
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:48,103
## [ Continues ]
962
01:11:58,113 --> 01:12:01,617
[ Shouting,
Laughing Continue ]
963
01:12:01,617 --> 01:12:03,619
[ No Dialogue ]
964
01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:24,139
I'LL TALK TO YOU
ON MONDAY.
965
01:12:25,641 --> 01:12:27,643
[ Laughs ]
966
01:12:27,643 --> 01:12:30,646
W-WHAT IS THIS ?
967
01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:32,648
YOU PART OF
THIS CIRCUS TOO ?
968
01:12:32,648 --> 01:12:36,151
RUSS, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M TRYING TO HAVE FUN.
969
01:12:37,653 --> 01:12:39,655
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
970
01:12:39,655 --> 01:12:42,157
THAT WE NEVER
HAD FUN TOGETHER ?
971
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,661
MAYBE I DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR IDEA OF FUN...
972
01:12:46,161 --> 01:12:48,664
WAS DRESSING UP
LIKE A CARNIVAL FREAK.
973
01:12:52,668 --> 01:12:55,170
[ David ]
HEY, RUSS !
974
01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:59,174
GENTLEMEN, MONDAY
IS ALMOST UPON US.
975
01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:03,178
YOUR PAPERS ARE COMING DUE.
I'VE GOT THEM RIGHT HERE.
976
01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,681
## [ Stops ]
THOUGH, YOU KNOW,
I STILL CAN'T IMAGINE...
977
01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:08,183
HOW THESE ENDED UP
IN MY ROOM.
978
01:13:08,183 --> 01:13:10,185
[ Crowd Murmuring ]
[ Girl ]
WHAT ?
979
01:13:10,185 --> 01:13:14,690
J.P., THIS ONE'S
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
980
01:13:14,690 --> 01:13:16,692
I'D GIVE THIS A B-PLUS.
981
01:13:18,193 --> 01:13:21,196
WHOA !
WHOA !
[ Crowd Gasps ]
982
01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:28,704
MIKEY, NICE WORK
ON THIS PHYSICS PAPER.
983
01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:31,206
I'D GIVE THIS ONE AN "A."
984
01:13:31,206 --> 01:13:35,711
[ Crowd Continues
Murmuring, Gasping ]
OH, NO.
985
01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,717
AND RUSS--
986
01:13:42,718 --> 01:13:44,720
OH, RUSS.
987
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:47,222
THIS IS QUITE
A PIECE OF WORK, RUSS.
988
01:13:47,222 --> 01:13:50,225
THIS MUST'VE TAKEN YOU
ALL SEMESTER.
989
01:13:50,225 --> 01:13:53,228
WHY, THIS ALMOST ASSURES YOU
AN "A" IN POLITICAL SCIENCE.
990
01:13:55,230 --> 01:13:57,232
[ Girl ] WHOA !
[ Murmuring,
Gasping Continue ]
991
01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:04,740
THAT'S IT, GENTLEMEN.
992
01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:06,742
THIS SQUID IS OUT OF INK.
993
01:14:06,742 --> 01:14:10,245
[ Crowd Shouting,
Hooting ]
994
01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:11,747
DAVID, LOOK OUT !
995
01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:13,749
[ Grunts ]
996
01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:15,751
GET HIM ! GET HIM !
KILL HIM !
997
01:14:22,758 --> 01:14:25,761
THAT ONLY WORKS ONCE,
RUSS.
998
01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:29,264
[ Panting ]
999
01:14:30,766 --> 01:14:32,768
WE'RE HAVING
A PARTY HERE !
1000
01:14:33,268 --> 01:14:36,271
YOU ASSHOLES WANT TO FIGHT,
WHY DON'T YOU GO BEAT
EACH OTHER OVER THE HEAD.
1001
01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:39,775
I'M YOUR GODDAMN PRESIDENT,
FATHEAD !
1002
01:14:41,777 --> 01:14:45,280
[ Sighs ]
WELL, PRESIDENT FATHEAD,
1003
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,282
IF YOU HAD DONE
YOUR OWN SCHOOLWORK,
1004
01:14:47,282 --> 01:14:49,284
MAYBE YOU'D BE FAMILIAR
WITH THE TERM "IMPEACHMENT."
1005
01:14:49,785 --> 01:14:52,287
[ Crowd Laughing ]
1006
01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:58,126
YOU THINK
HE'S HOT STUFF ?
[ Crowd Quiets ]
1007
01:14:58,126 --> 01:15:01,630
YOU WATCH HIM
IN THE MEET TOMORROW !
1008
01:15:01,630 --> 01:15:06,134
YOU'LL SEE HOW HOT HE LOOKS
WHEN HE'S CHOKIN' ON MY DUST !
1009
01:15:06,134 --> 01:15:08,136
[ Scattered Laughter ]
1010
01:15:08,136 --> 01:15:11,139
COME ON.
COME ON,
GET HIM OUTTA HERE.
1011
01:15:28,156 --> 01:15:31,660
GENTLEMEN,
A LITTLE MUSIC, PLEASE.
1012
01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:34,663
SOMETHING SNAPPY.
1013
01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:38,166
## [ Ragtime Resumes ]
1014
01:16:33,722 --> 01:16:35,724
[ Girl ]
WAY TO GO, WATSON !
1015
01:16:47,235 --> 01:16:49,237
[ Jack ]
OH, BOY, DAVID,
1016
01:16:49,237 --> 01:16:52,741
I WISH IT COULD BE YOU
UP HERE, I REALLY DO.
1017
01:16:53,241 --> 01:16:55,744
DAVID ! DAVID !
1018
01:16:55,744 --> 01:16:58,747
DAVID !
1019
01:17:03,251 --> 01:17:06,254
DAVID, I-IT'S
YOUR GRANDFATHER.
1020
01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:09,257
WHAT ?
THEY'RE
PULLING THE PLUG !
1021
01:17:09,257 --> 01:17:11,259
COME ON !
1022
01:17:12,761 --> 01:17:15,764
JACK,
YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME.
1023
01:17:15,764 --> 01:17:17,766
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1024
01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:22,771
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE DOING, CHARLIE.
1025
01:17:22,771 --> 01:17:24,773
THEY'RE KILLING
THEIR OWN SON.
1026
01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:27,776
AND THAT'S NOT
THE ONLY SURPRISE THEY'VE
GOT WAITING FOR THEM.
1027
01:17:27,776 --> 01:17:29,778
I REWROTE MY WILL.
1028
01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:32,280
I GAVE MADELYN
HALF OF WATSON DIALS.
1029
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,283
IF I GO, THAT BITCH
WILL RUN THE PLACE.
"THAT BITCH" ?
1030
01:17:35,283 --> 01:17:38,787
SINCE WHEN ?
SINCE SHE TRIED TO SEDUCE
MY GRANDSON, A.K.A. ME.
1031
01:17:39,287 --> 01:17:40,789
CHRIST, CHARLIE,
IF THIS HAPPENS,
1032
01:17:41,289 --> 01:17:43,792
I'VE SCREWED ARNOLD,
I'VE SCREWED DAVID,
I'VE SCREWED MYSELF.
1033
01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:46,795
THAT'S A LOT OF SCREWING
FOR A GUY YOUR AGE.
1034
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:53,802
THAT WASN'T DAD.
1035
01:17:55,303 --> 01:17:56,805
IT WAS JUST HIS BODY.
1036
01:17:57,305 --> 01:17:58,807
I KNOW.
1037
01:18:00,809 --> 01:18:02,811
IT WAS
THE ONLY DECISION.
1038
01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:05,814
OH, OF COURSE IT WAS.
HE'D SUFFERED ENOUGH.
1039
01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:10,318
GOD KNOWS,
HIS SOUL DESERVES PEACE.
1040
01:18:29,838 --> 01:18:32,340
SUDDENLY,
SHE'S MOTHER TERESA.
[ Car Engine Starts ]
1041
01:18:32,340 --> 01:18:34,843
MMM.
ON WHEELS.
1042
01:18:34,843 --> 01:18:37,345
[ Tires Screech ]
1043
01:18:37,345 --> 01:18:39,347
HEY !
1044
01:18:39,347 --> 01:18:42,350
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY ?
1045
01:19:07,876 --> 01:19:09,878
JACK !
1046
01:19:10,879 --> 01:19:12,881
YOU GOT A PHONE ?
YES, HERE.
1047
01:19:14,382 --> 01:19:16,885
[ Woman On P.A. ]
DR. FALLON,
1048
01:19:16,885 --> 01:19:19,387
PLEASE REPORT TO SURGERY.
1049
01:19:24,392 --> 01:19:26,895
[ Grunts, Panting ]
1050
01:19:29,898 --> 01:19:33,401
[ Continues Panting ]
WHERE'S THE OLD MAN
WHO WAS IN THIS ROOM ?
1051
01:19:33,401 --> 01:19:36,404
MR. WATSON ?
WE TOOK HIM OFF
LIFE SUPPORT.
1052
01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:39,407
WHERE IS HE ?
HE WOULD BE
ON FOUR OR FIVE.
1053
01:19:40,408 --> 01:19:42,410
[ Both Gasp ]
1054
01:19:52,921 --> 01:19:54,422
WAIT !
1055
01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:02,430
PUT IT BACK !
1056
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:04,933
OOH !
1057
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:07,936
SHE LIKES IT THAT WAY.
[ Groans ]
1058
01:20:07,936 --> 01:20:09,938
[ Machine Beeping ]
HEMOSTAT.
1059
01:20:09,938 --> 01:20:11,940
OHH !
[ Pan Clattering ]
1060
01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:14,442
[ Whispers ]
SORRY.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?
1061
01:20:15,443 --> 01:20:17,445
[ Woman On P.A. ]
E.K.G. TECHNICIAN,
1062
01:20:17,445 --> 01:20:19,447
GO TO C.C.U.
1063
01:20:19,447 --> 01:20:21,950
E.K.G. TECHNICIAN,
GO TO C.C.U.
1064
01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:32,460
HE'S ALIVE.
1065
01:20:33,962 --> 01:20:35,964
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING HIM ?
1066
01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:38,466
541, AS LONG
AS HE HANGS ON.
1067
01:20:38,466 --> 01:20:41,970
HE'S GOTTA BE
HOOKED BACK UP.
I JUST PUSH 'EM AROUND, OKAY ?
1068
01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:45,473
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Nurse Gasps ]
1069
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:47,475
- HEY !
- [ Nurse Gasps ]
1070
01:20:47,475 --> 01:20:51,479
HELLO ? HELLO ?
HELLO, SECURITY ?
1071
01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:54,983
HEY ! HEY, HEY, HEY !
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY !
1072
01:20:54,983 --> 01:20:57,986
[ Nurses, Onlookers
Screaming, Chattering ]
1073
01:20:57,986 --> 01:20:59,988
[ Doctor ]
OH, MY GOD !
1074
01:20:59,988 --> 01:21:02,991
DAVID.
DAVID, CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
1075
01:21:02,991 --> 01:21:05,493
IT'S ME, DAVID.
IT'S JACK, YOUR GRANDFATHER.
1076
01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:10,498
DAVID !
1077
01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:13,501
541 ? [ Sighs ]
HAVE A NICE DAY.
1078
01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:18,506
PLEASE, DAVID !
YOU'RE YOUNG, DAVID !
YOU'RE STRONG !
1079
01:21:18,506 --> 01:21:20,508
DAVID, WAKE UP !
1080
01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:28,516
[ Gasps ]
1081
01:21:34,022 --> 01:21:36,024
[ Mutters ]
541.
1082
01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:38,026
541.
1083
01:22:34,082 --> 01:22:35,583
JACK.
1084
01:22:43,091 --> 01:22:45,093
JACK, WHAT HAPPENED ?
1085
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:48,596
JACK,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
1086
01:22:48,596 --> 01:22:51,099
[ Jack ]
I'M JUST FINE, CHARLIE.
1087
01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:56,604
JACK !
1088
01:22:56,604 --> 01:22:59,107
CHARLIE, HELP ME UP.
1089
01:23:03,611 --> 01:23:05,613
CHARLIE.
[ Chuckles ]
OH, JACK.
1090
01:23:05,613 --> 01:23:07,615
GOOD.
1091
01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:10,118
[ Groans ]
GIVE ME A CIGAR, KID.
1092
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:14,622
LEFT INSIDE
BREAST POCKET.
1093
01:23:19,627 --> 01:23:21,129
THANKS.
1094
01:23:26,134 --> 01:23:28,136
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, DAD.
1095
01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:33,308
THIS PLACE MAY RUN
ALL RIGHT WITHOUT YOU,
BUT WHO CARES ?
1096
01:23:34,809 --> 01:23:37,312
WITHOUT YOU,
IT'S JUST A FACTORY.
1097
01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:43,818
I'M EVEN GONNA MISS THE SMELL
OF YOUR DAMNED CIGARS.
1098
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,821
[ Jack On Intercom ]
THEN I'VE GOT SOME
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
1099
01:23:48,823 --> 01:23:50,325
MY GOD.
1100
01:23:51,826 --> 01:23:55,330
DAD.
WE'VE GOT SOME TALKING
TO DO, ARNIE.
1101
01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:01,336
WE CAN COMMUNICATE
THROUGH THIS ?
1102
01:24:13,848 --> 01:24:17,352
- THEY PULLED THE PLUG !
- I'VE GOT GOOD BATTERIES.
1103
01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:19,354
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY OFFICE ?
1104
01:24:19,354 --> 01:24:21,856
BUT THEN AGAIN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN SALES ?
1105
01:24:22,357 --> 01:24:24,359
YOU DON'T BELONG THERE.
1106
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:28,863
LOOK, ARNIE, I KNOW
I'VE BEEN TOUGH ON YOU.
1107
01:24:28,863 --> 01:24:32,367
I HAVEN'T LISTENED
TO ANY OF YOUR IDEAS,
AND YOU HAD SOME GOOD ONES.
1108
01:24:32,867 --> 01:24:36,371
I JUST GET
A LITTLE TOO FULL
OF MYSELF SOMETIMES.
1109
01:24:36,371 --> 01:24:38,873
I'M SORRY.
1110
01:24:38,873 --> 01:24:42,377
LET'S WORK TOGETHER
FROM NOW ON. OKAY ?
1111
01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,390
DO ME A FAVOR, ARNIE.
1112
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:58,893
DON'T DO
THE SAME THING TO DAVID
THAT I DID TO YOU.
1113
01:24:58,893 --> 01:25:00,895
I'M NOT.
1114
01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:04,899
DID YOU EVER ASK YOURSELF
WHETHER DAVID WANTS
TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT ?
1115
01:25:04,899 --> 01:25:06,901
DID YOU EVER ASK DAVID ?
1116
01:25:06,901 --> 01:25:09,904
FOR ALL WE KNOW,
HE MIGHT WANT TO BE--
OH, HELL, I DON'T KNOW.
1117
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:11,906
AN ARTIST.
1118
01:25:11,906 --> 01:25:14,409
[ Coughs ]
1119
01:25:14,409 --> 01:25:17,412
A MINUTE AGO
YOU WERE PINING AWAY
FOR THESE.
1120
01:25:17,412 --> 01:25:21,416
WELL, I'VE GOT A LITTLE
PIECE OF BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
1121
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,922
NICE BOY.
1122
01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:30,425
## [ Humming ]
1123
01:25:38,433 --> 01:25:40,435
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1124
01:25:40,435 --> 01:25:42,437
[ Singsong ]
HORTON !
1125
01:25:43,438 --> 01:25:45,440
[ Yells ]
HORTON !
1126
01:25:50,945 --> 01:25:53,448
OH, SIR !
SHH.
1127
01:25:57,952 --> 01:26:00,455
[ Door Closes ]
1128
01:26:00,455 --> 01:26:03,458
TELL RICK
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1129
01:26:08,963 --> 01:26:11,466
YOU'D BETTER PUT THAT
BACK ON ICE.
1130
01:26:13,968 --> 01:26:17,472
I KNOW. YOU'RE WEARING
BLACK UNDERWEAR.
1131
01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:19,474
[ Gasping ]
1132
01:26:19,474 --> 01:26:21,976
JACK ! OH, THANK GOD !
1133
01:26:22,477 --> 01:26:23,978
IT'S A MIRACLE !
1134
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:26,981
DON'T SEND THE CHECK
TO ORAL ROBERTS
JUST YET.
1135
01:26:27,482 --> 01:26:29,984
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE.
1136
01:26:29,984 --> 01:26:31,986
AH !
[ Clink ]
1137
01:26:31,986 --> 01:26:34,989
SEE ? WE SHOULD DRINK
TO YOUR RECOVERY.
1138
01:26:34,989 --> 01:26:36,991
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
1139
01:26:36,991 --> 01:26:39,994
PUT ON THAT LITTLE
CAT OUTFIT OF YOURS. OKAY ?
1140
01:26:40,495 --> 01:26:43,998
CAT OUTFIT.
OKAY.
1141
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:49,003
I'M GONNA PUT YOU
OUT ON THE STREET.
WHAT ?
1142
01:26:49,003 --> 01:26:51,506
YOU CAN PLAY
IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S
LITTER BOX.
1143
01:26:51,506 --> 01:26:55,009
- HORTON.
- OH, YOU WOULDN'T !
1144
01:26:55,009 --> 01:26:58,513
WELL !
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
1145
01:26:58,513 --> 01:27:00,515
YOU'VE BEEN
A LOVELY COMPANION,
1146
01:27:00,515 --> 01:27:03,518
BUT A PERSON MY AGE
NEEDS EXCITEMENT,
[ Gasps ]
1147
01:27:03,518 --> 01:27:06,020
PASSION,
PHYSICAL AFFECTION.
1148
01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:08,022
- [ Gasps ]
- DID THAT COME WITH HER ?
1149
01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:10,024
IT DID, SIR.
GIVE IT TO HER.
1150
01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:12,026
YOU'LL REGRET THIS--
NO !
1151
01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:14,028
GOOD-BYE, KID.
[ Screaming ]
YOU'LL BE--
1152
01:27:14,529 --> 01:27:16,030
YOU BUZZARD !
1153
01:27:16,030 --> 01:27:18,032
CALL PHIL BREMMER.
1154
01:27:18,032 --> 01:27:21,536
HAVE HIM TAKE EVELYN
OUT OF MY WILL.
OH, IT'S MADELYN, SIR.
1155
01:27:21,536 --> 01:27:23,538
OKAY, MADELYN.
1156
01:27:23,538 --> 01:27:25,540
REMIND ME
TO GIVE YOU A RAISE.
1157
01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:28,543
## [ Marching Band ]
1158
01:27:31,045 --> 01:27:35,049
[ Announcer On P.A. ]
ON THE JAVELIN THROW,
WE HAVE BILL COULE OF T.B.I.
1159
01:27:35,049 --> 01:27:37,552
## [ Continues ]
1160
01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:41,556
[ Grunts ]
1161
01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:46,060
[ Boys Chattering ]
1162
01:27:51,566 --> 01:27:53,568
KICK ASS, WATSON.
1163
01:27:53,568 --> 01:27:55,570
ALL RIGHT.
DO IT, MAN.
1164
01:27:55,570 --> 01:27:57,572
[ Whistle Blowing ]
1165
01:27:57,572 --> 01:28:01,075
ALL RIGHT, COME ON !
GET THOSE REARS IN GEAR !
GET THOSE BACKSIDES OUTSIDE !
1166
01:28:01,576 --> 01:28:03,578
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT !
1167
01:28:03,578 --> 01:28:06,080
WATSON.
1168
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:08,082
YOU'VE COME
A LONG WAY, KID.
1169
01:28:08,082 --> 01:28:10,585
TWO WEEKS AGO,
YOU COULDN'T EVEN
STAY ON YOUR FEET.
1170
01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:13,087
GO OUT THERE
AND GET 'EM.
1171
01:28:21,596 --> 01:28:23,097
HELLO, KID.
1172
01:28:24,599 --> 01:28:26,601
HI, GRANDPA.
1173
01:28:35,109 --> 01:28:36,611
I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
1174
01:28:37,111 --> 01:28:39,113
WELL, 18
IS A CONFUSING AGE.
1175
01:28:40,615 --> 01:28:42,617
I DIDN'T QUALIFY
FOR THIS MEET.
1176
01:28:42,617 --> 01:28:44,619
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1177
01:28:46,621 --> 01:28:49,123
DID YOU DO IT ?
WHAT ?
1178
01:28:49,123 --> 01:28:52,627
PULL SOME STRINGS ?
NO, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
1179
01:28:52,627 --> 01:28:55,630
I KNOW TRACK DOESN'T
MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU,
1180
01:28:55,630 --> 01:28:57,632
BUT THIS RACE MEANS A LOT,
1181
01:28:57,632 --> 01:29:00,134
IF ONLY TO PROVE TO YOURSELF
THAT YOU CAN BEAT RUSS DEACON.
1182
01:29:00,635 --> 01:29:03,137
YOU'RE STRONGER
THAN YOU THINK, DAVID.
1183
01:29:03,137 --> 01:29:06,641
DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
I JUST DO.
1184
01:29:06,641 --> 01:29:09,644
I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU CAN DO IT...
1185
01:29:09,644 --> 01:29:13,147
IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF HALF
AS MUCH AS I BELIEVE IN YOU.
1186
01:29:14,148 --> 01:29:17,151
I COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE
TO YOU, GRANDPA.
1187
01:29:17,151 --> 01:29:21,155
WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE,
LISTEN TO THE CROWD.
THEY BELIEVE IN YOU TOO.
1188
01:29:21,155 --> 01:29:24,158
THEY'LL BE CHEERING
FOR YOU, DAVID, FOR YOU.
1189
01:29:24,158 --> 01:29:27,662
NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WATSON--
BECAUSE YOU'RE DAVID WATSON.
1190
01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:34,168
THANKS, GRANDPA.
1191
01:29:35,169 --> 01:29:38,673
HERE.
I THOUGHT THESE MIGHT HELP.
1192
01:29:38,673 --> 01:29:42,176
I WAS WEARING THOSE
WHEN I WON THE MEET IN '28.
1193
01:29:42,176 --> 01:29:45,179
[ Spectators Applauding,
Cheering ]
1194
01:29:47,181 --> 01:29:50,184
I THINK THEY'LL FIT YOU.
1195
01:29:53,688 --> 01:29:55,690
THANKS, KID.
1196
01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:02,697
[ Man ]
RUNNERS, TAKE YOUR MARKS !
1197
01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:05,700
[ Girl ]
YOU CAN DO IT !
SET !
1198
01:30:17,211 --> 01:30:19,714
[ Announcer On P.A. ]
GOING INTO THE FIRST LAP,
1199
01:30:19,714 --> 01:30:22,216
OUR LEADERS ARE
RUSS DEACON IN FIRST PLACE...
1200
01:30:22,216 --> 01:30:24,218
AND PETER BACON
FROM WEDDINGTON COLLEGE--
1201
01:30:24,218 --> 01:30:26,220
COME ON !
COME ON !
1202
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:27,722
[ Panting ]
1203
01:30:40,735 --> 01:30:43,738
WHAT IS HE DOING,
SWEEPING UP AFTER THEM ?
1204
01:30:47,742 --> 01:30:49,243
[ Whispers ]
COME ON.
1205
01:30:49,243 --> 01:30:51,746
[ Spectators Continue
Shouting, Cheering ]
1206
01:30:51,746 --> 01:30:53,748
[ Whispers ]
PLEASE, DAVID.
1207
01:30:53,748 --> 01:30:56,751
[ Panting Heavily ]
1208
01:30:57,251 --> 01:31:00,755
HOW'S HE DOING ?
HI, BARRETT. NOT TOO GOOD.
HE'S ALL THE WAY IN BACK.
1209
01:31:00,755 --> 01:31:02,757
LOOK ALIVE !
1210
01:31:02,757 --> 01:31:04,759
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO !
1211
01:31:04,759 --> 01:31:06,761
[ Girl ]
YOU CAN DO IT !
1212
01:31:21,943 --> 01:31:24,445
[ Continues Panting ]
1213
01:31:32,453 --> 01:31:35,456
[ Thinking ]
YOU CAN DO IT, KID.
YOU CAN DO IT.
1214
01:31:46,968 --> 01:31:48,970
[ No Audio ]
1215
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:42,523
[ Announcer On P.A.,
Indistinct ]
1216
01:32:53,534 --> 01:32:56,037
WAIT A MINUTE.
1217
01:33:08,049 --> 01:33:11,552
WATSON ! WATSON !
1218
01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:14,555
WATSON !
WATSON !
1219
01:33:15,056 --> 01:33:17,058
COME ON, DAVID !
COME ON !
1220
01:33:29,070 --> 01:33:31,072
COME ON, BOY !
1221
01:34:24,625 --> 01:34:26,127
YOU WERE GREAT.
1222
01:34:26,627 --> 01:34:29,630
NICE GOIN'.
HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
1223
01:34:29,630 --> 01:34:32,133
GREAT GOING, KID.
SEE YOU LATER,
COACH.
1224
01:34:33,634 --> 01:34:35,636
THANKS.
1225
01:34:35,636 --> 01:34:37,638
GREAT FINISH.
THANKS A LOT.
1226
01:34:41,142 --> 01:34:45,146
JESUS, IS THIS GUY EVER
GONNA STOP GIVING ME SHIT ?
1227
01:35:08,669 --> 01:35:10,671
WHAT ?
1228
01:35:14,175 --> 01:35:16,677
THANK YOU, GRANDPA,
1229
01:35:16,677 --> 01:35:19,680
FOR, UH, LETTING ME
WEAR YOUR SHOES.
1230
01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:21,182
SAME TO YOU.
1231
01:35:22,683 --> 01:35:24,685
I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU LATER.
1232
01:35:24,685 --> 01:35:26,687
[ Robin ]
DAVID !
1233
01:35:26,687 --> 01:35:28,689
[ Giggles ]
1234
01:35:28,689 --> 01:35:32,193
OH, DAVID,
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
1235
01:35:32,193 --> 01:35:34,195
OH, THANKS.
THE LAST--
1236
01:35:46,207 --> 01:35:47,708
I LOVE YOU.
1237
01:35:48,209 --> 01:35:50,711
[ Laughs ]
I MEAN,
HOW ARE YOU ?
1238
01:35:50,711 --> 01:35:53,214
UH--
[ Snickers ]
1239
01:35:53,214 --> 01:35:56,217
OH, ROBIN MORRISON, UH,
THIS IS MY GRANDFATHER.
1240
01:35:56,217 --> 01:35:58,219
JACK WATSON.
OH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
1241
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:02,223
[ Thinking ]
THAT'S IT ? I GOT ROOKED.
1242
01:36:02,223 --> 01:36:04,225
LISTEN, DAVID,
CAN I TALK TO YOU ?
1243
01:36:04,225 --> 01:36:06,227
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU LATER.
1244
01:36:06,227 --> 01:36:08,229
DAVID, YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING THAT...
1245
01:36:08,729 --> 01:36:11,232
MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD GET TOGETHER LATER ON...
1246
01:36:11,732 --> 01:36:13,734
AND WE COULD GO OVER
SOME TRUMAN TOGETHER.
1247
01:36:14,235 --> 01:36:17,238
MY GRANDFATHER KNEW HIM.
[ Laughing ]
I KNOW.
1248
01:36:17,238 --> 01:36:20,241
LISTEN, I GOTTA GO.
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
1249
01:36:20,241 --> 01:36:22,243
BYE.
1250
01:36:26,247 --> 01:36:28,249
GRANDPA !
1251
01:36:30,751 --> 01:36:33,754
CAN YOU DO ME
A REALLY BIG FAVOR ?
1252
01:36:33,754 --> 01:36:37,758
WOULD YOU TELL ME
EVERYTHING THAT YOU KNOW--
ABOUT HARRY TRUMAN ?
1253
01:36:37,758 --> 01:36:39,760
IT'D BE MY PLEASURE,
DAVID.
1254
01:37:04,902 --> 01:37:07,872
[ George Burns ]
# I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN #
1255
01:37:10,791 --> 01:37:14,712
# AND GOING
WHERE I'VE NEVER BEEN #
1256
01:37:17,715 --> 01:37:21,635
# BUT OLD FOLKS AND OLD OAKS
STANDING TALL #
1257
01:37:21,635 --> 01:37:24,054
# JUST PRETEND #
1258
01:37:24,555 --> 01:37:28,509
# I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN #
1259
01:37:30,477 --> 01:37:32,980
# NOW TIME TURNS THE PAGES #
1260
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:36,851
# AND, OH, LIFE GOES SO FAST #
1261
01:37:36,851 --> 01:37:40,354
# THE YEARS TURNED
THE BLACK HAIR ALL GRAY #
1262
01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:45,860
# I TALKED TO
SOME YOUNG FOLKS #
1263
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:48,362
# HEY, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND #
1264
01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:53,868
# THE WORDS
THIS OLD MAN'S GOT TO SAY #
1265
01:37:56,871 --> 01:37:59,373
# I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN #
1266
01:38:02,376 --> 01:38:05,880
# AND GOING
WHERE I'VE NEVER BEEN #
1267
01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:12,887
# BUT OLD FOLKS AND OLD OAKS
STANDING TALL #
1268
01:38:12,887 --> 01:38:15,389
# JUST PRETEND #
1269
01:38:15,890 --> 01:38:19,393
# I WISH I WAS 18 AGAIN #
1270
01:38:21,395 --> 01:38:25,900
# LORD, I WISH
I WAS 18 AGAIN ##
93633
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