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so

so

foreign

oh

foreign

times already four

well

i said a world's record

now what

now we go back to paris

and then what

and then we go get us a cold beer

someplace

you're running out of things to do my

friend

it's time to go home reno

take a job in your brother's chicken

ranch

write the book you're always speaking

about

make something of yourself

chickens get up awful early louie

tire you sound like it

somebody's shooting at us

a little bit past your bedtime isn't

get a load of it

ah it's very small

big enough to steal a beretta

what are you going to do about him

i don't know

come on mush

who do i see about this kid

oh

looks as if you've been out for a little

walk in your pajamas and slippers

or running away from home maybe

you didn't leave me a note you didn't

kiss me goodbye

maybe you don't love me anymore i'm

going to come back

well that's good to hear

anyhow it wouldn't be much fun around

here without you

i see you brought home a friend davis is

the name

the beef is that kid tried to kill me in

the bottom alone not 15 minutes ago this

58 pound boy tried to kill you he sure

as hell did

he won't go to the bathroom alone if

it's dark besides i put him to bed

myself at 7 30 with his teddy bear well

he got out again with a gun

lady i came within two inches of being

cold meat in the paris morgue tonight

now what the hell are you gonna do about

it he's eight years old you're scaring

him well damn it he scared me paul i

think we must have an explanation

is this man telling the truth

i wasn't aiming at him

i was only trying out the gun

take him upstairs

we'll talk about this tomorrow

hold on a minute

if we had a woodshed handy we'd settle

it out there as there isn't you grab a

deep breath and you say i'm sorry sir

anything along that line will do

i'm sorry sir i didn't mean to alarm you

i apologize for any inconvenience i may

have caused you

it's more than i'm bargained for but

okay

dismissed dismissed

my name is claude de gaunt i am the

boy's very much a green uncle leno davis

paul's father is dead he has no one to

follow no one to emulate he must forgive

us

my old man died they crawled into the

front porch for three days

they had to get a fireman with a hockey

stick to get me out

then you won't find it necessary to

mention this to the police

forget it

may i compensate you in any way for your

trouble

no trouble

i can find the door

i wish there was something we could do

there is

you can run bed check on that boy from

now on

so

leaving town mr davis

trying to

can't you get any action

looks like i'm getting some now

get in

broke

well

if i bought a nickel candy bar it

wouldn't deadly

i've gone to a lot of trouble tracking

you down

your concierge told me i might find you

here if i hurried

what do you got in mind lady

mr davis my son thinks you're the

greatest thing since vanilla ice cream

that's nice

i'm looking for a tutor for him

not the usual kind he's had those

but he's never seen america i'd like for

him to know what it's

like fourth of july opening day at the

ballpark trick-or-treat well why don't

you take him there

i could bring it to him with someone

like you

you don't know anything about me

you don't know anything about me either

do you want to take it on yes or no

lady

i'm no mary poppins

it pays 3000 francs a month mr davis

that's 600 american dollars

that's a great little kid you got there

i love him already i thought you might

be available

for hire not for sale

i want a tv set uh american coffee

and um

every sunday off

every other sunday okay

i'll see you later back at the house

reno davis

i know

this way

i'll take one of your cigarettes

an american this time

i suppose you will want a bath every day

that's right and no garlic in your food

americans worry about their breath all

the time well not me

mine's sweet as babies

we had one before you

he wore sealed shirts and italian shoes

yeah

what happened to him

dead

they'll work that hard

my name is jean-marie i'll be looking

after you doing your room your laundry

whatever else you require i expect to be

tipped

what's the going rate

i'll leave that up to you

where do i leave the money on the

dresser

why not

you'll get very good service

yeah but i'm kind of hard to please

i'd like somebody there to pick up the

soap in the shower when i drop it

stuff like that you don't look like the

type

the other man in this house find me

attractive

they're right

you are real yummy

it's just that i like to put the ball in

to play myself it's all the same to you

so where's your room doll

if you are so independent

find it

allow me to present you to the rest of

the family my mother-in-law madame

gabriel de villamon

the most venerated member of our family

a mercy of washier my cousin and his

charming wife

you're guessing by secretary monsieur

bourdon

we dress for dinner in this house

i would have worn my navy blue suit

ma'am except i hocked it my governess

took her meals in the kitchen

we grow alarmingly democratic

proust once called madame a snob she

regarded it as a great compliment

what will you drink montrachet or

chamber town equally pleasant i don't

know try the monster shape you'd better

drink something

the going can get pretty rough at these

dinners

anne's afraid i'll bore you with our

misfortunes we talk a great deal about

the old days all that's been lost

we had the most beautiful house

a white stone

grapes for the table came from our own

vineyards

you see mr davis where colonials

run out of algeria stripped of

everything

exiles from whom we love and could never

see again

so

i'm displeased with you for not

consulting me about the american

and made the choice

complications will arise from this one

i don't foresee any

they've already begun

you're over 21

do you have to show your driver's

license around here to get a drink

she's the head of the house

you defer

you're not a falling down drunk are you

i'd like to be

well i might too if i had to visit the

old plantation in algeria every night

twice on sunday

but that's not why i drink

you get better isn't it

i'm a poor little widow woman

and when everybody goes to bed and they

turn out the lights the bats begin to

fly

you seem tired my dear why don't you go

to bed

i'm not ready yet you need your rest

my damn to be your mom has not been well

lately madame de vermont's been crazy

lately

madame de vemon's crazy now

as a matter of fact i just got off the

happy farm

you see people keep dying all around me

like i was one big traffic accident

it's the damnedest thing

paul has fallen asleep

would you mind taking him up to his room

now

sure

uh but just to keep me in the picture

what happened the fellow that had this

job before me

he was found in the river

floating on top like a japanese paper

flower

is that right

well if i don't make the grade just can

me

so

i thought i'd met him all

i'm not a member of the family mr davis

i'm dr morion

ander vilmar is my patient

well this is paul evilmo

you've got the wrong room doc

i look after the child as well

i call by every night we have a quiet

time together before he goes to sleep

well he might sleep easier if they moved

him out of here

this isn't a kid's room it's a battalion

headquarters

these standards may look like rags to

you but men have wrapped themselves in

them and died

senegal the sedan

he can sleep under them

you're the doctor

i'm more than that

i was his father's closest friend

he died in a hot street in algeria

they threw a bomb in the open window of

his car

ashes from the fire settled on our white

suits

but at times when i wish i'd died with

him

at any rate

we still have his son

the line is unbroken

there will be another general davidimo

he blows it and turns out to be a

dentist

this one will drill men mr davis

not teeth

all right paul baby

one more strike we got him out the ball

baby

mr davis

i don't want my child disappearing on me

i want to know where he is every minute

if you leave the house to check with me

first is that clear you just don't

bundle him off

look lady that kid has got to be let off

the leash and you are holding up the

game

here louie

seating handle a curve

have a seat in the bleachers

who's the man

my friend louie

nice man

keeps elevator doors from closing on

little old ladies

also likes kids

who doesn't i wish i had a dozen of them

what's stopping you

i don't happen to have a husband

well you're young good-looking you'll

get another crack at it

i'm not interested in getting married

again

and i'm not in the least anxious to

discuss my personal affairs with you

furthermore

i don't want you to do any night

prowling while you're in my house

in other words stay away from the maids

i've got a youngster to think about

don't worry

there's only one woman on the premises

that interests me

that's his mama

i'm paying you to look after my son

and you concentrate on that

it's the only thing that concerns me

maybe too much

sometimes i'm in bed at night

and i think that he's gone

and i run into his room and he's there

but one night he won't be

even threatened

no

and forget it

i'm afraid i can't

well look if if it'll make you feel any

better i'll bunk in with him i'll never

let him out of my sight oh that's not

enough

i should have packed in a gun i don't

know what else i can do

carry one this one

you can blow a very big hole through a

man with this

maybe you could lady

where did you get this

the lady the house

her fear of kidnapping

it's come up before

she's being treated by our doctor for

this very thing

i understand what it comes from her

husband was killed by terrorists in

algeria the boys very like him she's

afraid he might become their victim too

but there's no threat mr davis there's

no plot

no danger to the boy

except one

and herself

it might become necessary to protect the

boy from her

you seem agitated

why

no no it's nothing

still

our young american friend grows curious

why should there be

any curiosity about us

dr

moriart the eminent psychiatrist was

here

you a prominent man of business

my own modest self a publisher of some

repute all of us

pillars

of the french society

sampson pushed pillars and the temple

fell

our temple

it's not going to fall

no you my dear degond are going to give

a nice little party

and invite our young gentleman

yes

we'll soon see if our american samson

must be sure

here below

is the king of cups

it means that there is a powerful man

who may either become your good friend

or your deadly enemy this is now being

waved in the balance

you drew the tower my dear

are you sure you're dealing off the top

you may make light of it i didn't

terrible

this card predicts ruin

and disaster

i didn't get your name

davis reno what do you know sure glad to

run into an american around here jesse

hardy tractors and hardwood you like

this town sun you're having yourself a

good time here

ah well you're young i've had an acid

stomach ever since i got here they can

keep their fancy wines give me good old

milwaukee beer what are you uh friend of

the family or what i i work for

these are inspired people davis

they see the termites gnawing away at

the foundations of the house and they

damn well and tend to do something about

it before the walls cave in

i saw you fight in the valdev about a

year ago the night you knocked out that

big senegalese i got lucky right if you

hadn't run him to death he would have

cut you to pieces i'm leshino i was a

boxer myself also a one-time priest an

unfrocked communist a

bad poet a good lover a big eater what

are you

i'm a vaccinated white protestant

american male with a slight sinus

condition

you're more than that you're right i've

read you something in the paris review

uh wasn't your pop uh hemmingway also

handy with his fists he laid out a few

critics in his time what would you like

to fight for

i don't know a place in the subway maybe

what about a new world

without any weaklings without any

would-be suicides do not have the guts

to cut their own throats

sounds groovy but what do you do for

laughs my boy is a writer you have a

duty to reveal the true nature of them

you must join us now great crusade

black and yellow hordes are advancing

i must hold them off

seek him

would you believe me if i told you i'm

freezing to death

sure

i guess it's this marvel staircase it's

been a lifelong problem projector

someplace else

where

so we can go to the kitchen

raid the icebox i've never seen the

kitchen i own the damn house and i've

never seen the kitchen

how do you get the leftover turkey

i ring bells and i get things on trays

under little silver covers

tough life

long

i never see the milk man

you don't approve of all this

what do you approve of mr david

i started out approving you lady

very much and now you're beginning to

change your mind

let me change it back for you

good night boss oh it's absurdly

but i don't want to turn into a pumpkin

good gray doctor

good evening madam

you're late

must be pretty sick

i apologize mr davis

may i present dr morion the man who

polices my psyche

uh mr davis is my son's nanny

we have

men

you've missed several appointments

lately

guilty

i think you should take your situation a

little more seriously madam

oh i know i'm in trouble lead a quiet

life madam a discreet one

be more concerned for your health

i don't really care that

oh mr davis

would you help steer me up these stairs

i'm not so sure i could make it under my

homestead

nighty night

mr davis

please don't leave

i want you to help me get out of here

i'll pay you a lot of money

where do you want to go

new york

zanzibar

iceland

any place out of france all right ticket

get on the chat

i tried that

paul and i got as far as the airport

they brought us back

my brother-in-law they're gone and the

other one

edmund dragged you back huh

you don't believe it

i'm listening

i had a breakdown

they put me in a sanitarium at izzy

i spent three months cutting out paper

dolls

and there was only one way to get out

i had to put myself into gone's charge

and that's where i am now

under house arrest huh

that's right

you think i'm making it up as i go along

well i don't hurt your feelings honey

but we have to take into consideration

the possibility that you're a little bit

out of your skull

your doctor thinks so so does your

brother-in-law

and so do you

how can i overcome that mr davis

how do i get your help

if i can't buy it

do you want me to go to bed with you

the idea has a lot of merit

somehow i reached my manhood without

using slugs in the telephone company

or taking advantage of distress case

scotch

mr davis

i've left my cigarettes in my coat would

you be good enough to get them

you want me to get your cigarettes

you find the suggestion outrageous

not if both your legs are broken

you must forgive me if i misunderstood

your position

i thought you were a servant

have one of mine

you take a great interest in madame

and she and you

you make a few house calls yourself doc

let me speak to you plainly

let me tell you

what i think of a man who tries to make

love to an unstable neurotic woman

it belongs in the clinical textbook

along with your other degenerates

you better have some aspirin that little

black bag of yours doc

cause you're gonna have a hell of a hate

you're too tense pablo they'll ever bite

but how can they tell

believe it fake and tell

hey reno

only for such men of character would i

rise at six in the morning

so

reno

how do you like my little veronique to

replace us adele

who replaced marie i found her in the

police station when i went to pay a fine

for committing

a public outrage oh louie

i've been warning you about that no this

time i was caught

writing on the wall

anyway

this little pigeon is going to see if

there's a dossier on you dr maria

while the prefect of police is pitching

a bottom

she'll be pinching the papers

i could lose my job

what if i do

you won't baby we've decided to let the

matter drop

why have you changed your mind

cause of an hour ago

the lady doesn't want me to mix in

uh-huh i'm not surprised it fits in with

my theory uh

i have one you know yes

that the lady and her lover this

handsome virile doctor did the way with

the husband

and that murder breeds others

there is a delicate young man named

sidney scout her son's tutor

madam gets drunk one night and lets him

in on the secret hey voila

another victim

you like this scenario

might run second on a double bill

take the kid to your place and fast

extraordinary

so

just like sunday night television pablo

the good guys the bad guys

only we're okay now

reno my friend

i'm sorry

touching

such a tenderness

i've told him what happened

it was you

you're lying in your teeth

somebody was waiting in this room

who was it nobody but you

his friend his best friend with a knife

in your hand

the boy was here he was standing right

there where is he what boy

there was no bowie where is he talking

why you still can

swine i'll be there when the guilty

drops i hope so sweetheart right under

it

so

so

hi dear fellow what are you doing here

where's everybody

where's the boy

the family is taking a holiday they've

all gone to their country residence in

dijon it's an annual occasion

a friend of mine just had his throat cut

ear to ear

the boy i was responsible for is

disappeared into a rabbit hole are you

trying to tell me that everybody's off

on a picnic i'm about to join them

myself

every cop in paris is looking for me i

need that kid

he had a grandstand see he's the only

ticket i got out of this jam

and you and i are gonna find him pronto

i don't agree

if i wind up in the paddy wagon dad some

of this family's gonna be in there with

me how would you accomplish that

what could you say about one of the

first families of france

that the great general sebastian

davilamont got handed his head by his

loving wife and his best buddy

how would you like to read that over

your morning croissant

not particularly

because you say the police are one step

behind you

how'd you get to the garage without the

danger of being seen

now this is a big house

there must be another way out there

isn't

find one or dig one eddie

if i'm refrain for one murder i just

assume go for two

there's no light down here

make love not war

cause he's just

i serve in his ranks willingly

another well-motivated soldier

what would you know about these matters

what did you ever own in your life that

couldn't be touched on a dump heat

without regret

my vineyards in algeria brought me in a

million a year until france took them

away from me and gave them to savages

who leave their filth in the house where

my grandmother was born okay

he had a nice little piece of real

estate he took a loss on it

now your blind kids in the streets chuck

plastic bombs into apartment houses

leave sharpshooters on street corners

and knock off your elected officials

one day we shall

one day france will be hajj

i'd hate to see that happen

you'd lose the tourist trade

so

so

so

right there

shall we walk mr davis beautiful day

you may observe little architectural

resemblance between this place and our

paris residents

they both contain an element of gracious

living combined with

massiveness solidity

the fascinating study architecture

edward tells me you've been through our

cellar

looks like chicago when capone was a big

cheese

we are men who have an answer mr davis

there was a time when i had hoped to

enlist you as one of us

you don't want me

i voted for adelaide stevenson

now as it turns out we don't want you mr

davis

we've been very meddlesome i've shown a

distressing curiosity in my family's

affairs

i didn't come here to smell your cigar

smoker have my ear bent i'm in a bind

mister indeed you are

you want to see the mother right after

that i want to see the kid madame de

villamon is not well she's not to be

disturbed had i'll settle for the kid

i'm certain you would

unfortunately the witness you need isn't

with us you move pretty fast of

necessity

what did you do with him

out of reach

but you're not

are you threatening to thrash the

information out of me

there are 40 muscular young men about

this place

even a small japanese karate expert

we only lack a moat in fact

sounds impressive

we're prepared to offer you two choices

one very pleasant the other less so

you can have an amusing life in south

america with this mild climate miss

lovely women

are an end to life in a shallow ditch by

a country road

which is it to be

i think i'll brush up on my spanish

in a few days we'll be taking a

marseille and given passage on a ship

for argentina

in the meanwhile we'll have a room at

the chateau and be made as comfortable

as possible you have made a wise

decision

one should cling to life above

everything else

i'll have this taken to your room

do

i see you finally got to my room

it's sticking your while sorry about

that

you came over the roof

had to

the management's acting like i haven't

been paying my hotel bill

i hear you have stepped on somebody's

fee

what are they going to do with you

knock me off or buy me off it's up for

grabs

what do you want with me

uh

you are going to take me to damned villa

mall

for how much

50 bucks

that's all

that's all i got

unless you let me put you on a credit

card

the door at the end

back to europe

open up

oh

table's dead the cues are crooked

they're short on balls but as they say

back home it's the only game in town

grab a stick

what the hell is your name again

davis

reno davis

i'm bad on names remember the face

so you joined the team

well if you can't lick them you're gonna

fit right in big strapping kid like you

you'll be working with me

oh this outfit's got frogs and whops and

what have you but you and me will be

working the american side of the street

buck a point all right with you

if i win

you know when you're being hustled don't

you

i told lesh another night i met you that

you had a lot of lead in your pencil we

ought to get you

bless you know he's the team captain you

better know it

but i run things in the states

how long since you've been there

sometime you wouldn't know the place

anymore

sex and

smut smut and sex

in the magazines

in the movies start to get you all

worked up everywhere you look

my own family doctors told me that sex

is exhaustive and destructive it can

damage your nervous system and shorten

life i tell you we're going to stop it

hey you know wait a minute jesse we mean

business we've got weapons stashed from

new york to california nine millimeter

machine guns easy to handle deadly

accurate

we've got rifle clubs and men and men on

the ready we're going to take the

country back

all right

you don't believe me

you know what this is

a list of commanders of action groups

their names and addresses half of them

are in the states the rest are in

latino's territory

so you see we're not just whistling

through our teeth

this boy is going to be a red-hot

addition to my staff i like my men with

flat guts clear eyes clean fingernails

he's got him mr davis was involved in a

killing yesterday in paris

now on his way to south america just a

few steps ahead of the police damn

let me give this some thought see if i

can't come up with a way of getting him

back into the country by way of mexico

we will work something out mr davis and

i

you will come with me

you owe me 20 bucks

if you're short on cash get me a

two-year subscription to playboy

you're a difficult man to confine mr

davis

well actually i've seen a reason why you

shouldn't have the run of the house

since escape from it's impossible

even if you should manage that you'll be

wasting your time

you might tell your tale to a diplomat

but he's ours

you might get word to a newspaper but it

belongs to us

might even go to the police you'll find

us there once more

so if you wish to play games mr davis

please join me for chess after dinner

ah

can you make it to my room

yes

you okay i would be

is my face badly marker i'm afraid to

look at it

no

for a couple of days

i was wearing a ring heavy gold one

i gave it to him on his 18th birthday

no

you have been very kind

they are going to murder you you know

it has been planned that you and anne

will be taken south by car tomorrow

night

there will be an accident on the road

the two of you will be found dead in the

car

at the foot of the mountain

oh i the lady i thought she was a

paid-up member in good standing

a doctor suspects she's having an affair

with you

he has turned against her they are

completely mad you know all of them

tell me

i can help you

but we must make a bargain

like what

edmund and i are going to the village

tonight we will be back at nine o'clock

you must be in the hallway by the door

when we step out of the car

i will leave the motor running

you take it and you get away

let's get down at the nitty-gritty

what do you want from me

you are going to kill edmond

lady you play around

there will be a gun under the car seat

you will be close to him for a second

that is all the time you will need one

small point before we go cooking

anybody's goose where have they got my

little friend stashed

where's paul

i dare not tell you that

well then you'll spend your golden

wedding anniversary with lover boy

unless he kicks the hell out of you

before you get there

the child is with his grandmother the

villafrascati

we're home by the lake

they'll be watching all the cars on the

road i'll need a train ticket

it will be in the glove compartment

okay lady you made yourself a grisly

little deal

i will wear black for one year

and then dove grey and then white

as i did when i was a child

i would take his gold cufflinks and his

tie pins and his signet rings and have

them melted down for a candlestick for

the church

what about the gold in his teeth

fire fire

let's get out of here i just set the

house on fire come on

wait

let's go

make you look more conspicuous than you

did without them

what the devil's going on

uh

hey

you can stop and let me out anytime now

where i go you go

it's gonna be a long haul so hang loose

i'll grow on you

i doubt it i'm missing something mr

davis

a small boy

he started out with you and never came

back that doesn't exactly endear you to

me

i'm still your best bet honey

your in-laws were gonna put our lights

out

a car wreck on a mountain road

we were scheduled to make it for

eternity

last night they drank to my health

no wonder they knew how frail it was

we're gonna find paul

he's at a lake house near

villa for scotty it's their summer house

outside of rome

first thing we got to do is dump this

car

see there's a railroad ticket in there

there is one to villa for scotty

and 20 franks

four bucks you can't get off the ground

with that

what have you got

passport

peppermint lifesavers

false eyelashes

that's all

no money no cigarette case nothing to

hawk

i thought you had 15 million

i don't carry it around with me

we're gonna have to do some cheese

pairing

if we buy a candy bar it's gonna get

split right down the middle and if

there's only one bed i'm gonna be in

half of it if there's only one bed you

can have all of it i'll be on the floor

suit yourself

get on board go to the compartment

you don't feel well and have it made up

then dimple up to the conductor haven't

settled a customs declaration first

thing where will you be

getting our dinner what's the apartment

number

compartment two car eight

good see you there what are you doing

freeload

and have that fender fixed and tell

bobby not to be his little sister

play

hey miss you

so

i'm almost glad to see you

i was just getting ready to panic save

it i'll tell you when

the conductor has my passport he's

changing the money into lira he said

we'll be in rome at three in the morning

and we changed trains to villa for

scotty at four

he was very helpful so i let him pinch

me he would have anywhere

where are you gonna be when he comes

back we're gonna go to bed together

sorry

where else am i gonna hide

all right

i i don't wanna be nosy but um

have you got anything on under there

certainly

get down to whatever it is and hang the

rest in plain sight

come on

there isn't much room is there

well

i don't think i could fade back for a

pass

i trust not

can you uh open the door from there

yes

okay when the conductor comes back

open it like that

take the money in the passport without

letting him in

i went squirrel hunting in maine one

summer and slept in a sleeping bag with

a girl named bobo henderson

i was 15 she was 14.

did you get any squirrels

nope

i didn't get bobo henderson either

just as i was about to her daddy

happened by and gave me the word

he also gave me the business end of a

shovel

it was like that all the time i was

growing up

bad luck

when did you finally bag your

prey i'm still working hard

washed your hair today didn't you

yes

it smells good

it makes my pulse whack a little

you also have bony ankles

i'm getting though quite a lot about you

i also have a large mole which you will

not come upon

i'm sorry to hear it

you don't even like me mr davis not a

hell of a lot

still you'd make love to me wouldn't you

you take any man in the country and jam

him up against a woman wearing half an

ounce of lace underwear lady why don't

you like me because you're about as

dangerous as an open manhole

a lot of guys have dropped in and never

been heard from again

take the late sydney scott

they drowned him in the bathtub like

they drown an animal

and they threw his body in the same

because he wanted to help me and paul

what about your husband you don't pull a

plug in him either huh

i have your passport madam and i have

changed your mind to lira

thank you

i'm afraid but you will have to sign

your receipt for the money

i'm in bed as you can see oh nonetheless

very well

you appear to be staring at me miss

youth

madam for 30 years my wife has worn a

green flannel ny dress to bed

a tent with a high neck and long sleeves

and many many buttons

naturally i stare

do you blame me

no indeed

you keep it cool don't you

yes

and i intend to see that you keep yours

look out the window tell me what you see

i see a man eating a sandwich oh i wish

i had one

what else

i see two men with raincoats at the exit

gate

they're checking everyone who goes

through

one of them is looking at a newspaper

i made the front page last night

then they're the police how are we going

to get through

and

so

it

a

wow

well i freshened up and then i bought a

lipstick

lady we only had four bucks

i bought a toothbrush too and a comb and

some soap and a razor for you well it

just made me feel better

i have nothing of any great value my son

what are you looking for

maybe a pistol party oh a man of god

with a gun a man of god with a manicure

there's a reason for my hands being as

they are

i am for a pietro of kyogre

i am gardener of our monastery i was

given the honor for presenting some of

these bulbs to his holiness in person

when arriving rome yesterday i noticed

that my nails were disgusting

and so i did this extraordinary thing

for the first time in my life i assure

you

so

so

the caretaker there shouldn't be anyone

else

wait a minute

in case there is

be careful i want paul back just the way

it was

with nothing but a vaccination mark

that's the way i wanted

who's in the cottage

only mama

you know you ought to get this kid to

help with a housework instead of working

on a suntan all day

what did i tell you about going around

naked

take your hands off her where's my son

so it's you is it where's my son gone

dr marion himself came to take the child

away where did they take him

i have no idea you better give your

memory a little jog mama this thing's

got a big bite

you'll get nothing from me

give me a hunk of that clothesline tie

her up

sit down

what are you going to do

even if you torture me

i won't speak sit down

you're the kind of torture i know about

from the laundry shrinks my jockey

shorts

no i'm just gonna kill some time

mess around a little bit

what's your name honey

daniela tell you what daniella

we're gonna go in the other room you and

me

do a little indian recipe

two falls out of three hundred

murderer

god himself will strike you down

if you have the girl

where did they take the kid

born in hell

not scared

what can i do

you have a gun

besides

i had a long boring summer

i knew you passed that hurt letter alone

i'll tell you

i'll tell you what you want to know

are you staying here

and keep your mouth shut

the child was taken back to rome

to the villa monte castellani

an hour ago

no

that would be a mistake

it's no longer for pietro i'm afraid

i am pietro rossi

i regret that i'm not the gentle brother

so benevolent so simple

so different from myself

it's a role i enjoyed playing

now i take your gun

very well

we'll just wait

it won't be long

boyfriend didn't bring any two-pound box

of chocolates this trip

why is he gone in the house

it's gonna be a nasty accident he

doesn't want any witnesses

what can we do

you think of something you've been in a

sack with him

yes i have

well you should have tried harder honey

we might have made it to medicare

let's not face each other with guns

i've had my man put his away

don't you think the time has come when

we must come to an understand

can we talk

how tired you look at

all this running in circles so pointless

i'm sure you're planning a long rest for

me

last time it was to be a car wreck in

the mountains

what is it to be now a drowning in the

lake my dear if you persisted these

delusions you will most certainly end up

in the madhouse

well i've been living in one with you

mr davis may i present my husband of ten

years

general sebastian andrei rene de

villemont six times decorated three

times wounded a chevalier friends a

butcher in blood up to his armpits for

the sake of the new order a father who

turned over his own son to a bunch of

fascist bastards to save his own hide oh

he's a hero and a half my general

divilimo

yes

if i die paul will

die you think i love our son any less

than you

if i hadn't agreed to this terrible

arrangement you madame would have gladly

sent me to the guillotine as a traitor

long ago

you would have betrayed the one movement

capable of making this world a fit place

for my son to live in

you have some papers belonging to me mr

davis is that right

for all i know all i got on me is my

driver's license

you know exactly what i mean

you stole a list of names from a rather

stupid countryman of yours

oh yeah

those papers

i want them

there's brandy up at the house let's tie

into it

the marriage ended for me in algeria

when he planned his own death

he went underground to collect his army

of crackpots

and he picked a boy of 25 to die just

just because he looked like him

and plastic surgery did the rest i'll

touch another shot of this

no

no paul's only an hour ahead of us i i

don't want to lose time

we're short on cash it's a long walk oh

his sister keeps a car in the

automarressa but she uses it only for

weddings and funerals i

i'm not in the market for either one

but let's grab it

don't worry

you'll be all right

hungry

no

we'll need whatever money we have to buy

gas

it's funny you should bring that up

that's all we got left it adds up to one

american cent

not even enough to put in a dead man's

eyes

come on

we've got a long walk

then what

we attacked by night

i don't think we should do it we need

gas don't we

but this money goes to charity

it's crazy for the guys that clean the

fountains

anyway

but it's for the needy i'm sure as hell

one of them

weighed in

how much have we got

this only gives us driving around money

half of what i'm getting are bottle caps

oh how can people be so damn dishonest

we got company

where oh no don't turn around

you're about to be kissed

and unless you want to spend the night

in the pokey i suggest you give it all

you got and then some

hey

sophia

well good evening officer

there aren't enough park benches there

aren't enough hotel rooms

what are you doing in there well uh we

just come over from philadelphia

we're americans

welcome how would you like to go to jail

oh well now i i explain this now of

course it might sound a little funny to

you

if it's funny i love otherwise you pay a

very large fight

wow my wife mildred here got hold of one

of those sex books written by a doctor

and says that anything two people want

to try out is all right as long as both

partners enjoy it

you're enjoying this

well officer but

once mildred gets a b in her bonnet

i have eleven children senora all of

them conceived in the same double bag

with the door closed the blinds drawn

and the lights out

no embellishments were necessary get out

of the fountain grass

we've got to give them this

they like their houses roomy

no

you drive around the block a couple of

times we need an outside man

mr davis how nice

we were expecting you

i get the feeling the former occupants

were more inclined to meditate

quite right mr davis this was once a

seminary

curious isn't it

that was a room for contemplation

and now it's our communication center

you will see mr davis yeah

we also have a mission oh yeah

well

where's a fat man at his prayers

well hardly

he better be

i had hoped to see the last of you

instead you do away with two of my most

trusted friends right now dearborn

fetches some champagne

would you care for some fruit

these uh black grapes come from my

garden they're quite harmless

where would i sit in the pits hi i've

entered a little softy i'm afraid we

strive for the ascetic life here you

know simple

food simple pleasures sounds

simple-minded a bit simple-minded of you

mr davis wasn't it to come here

you'll never leave you know

oh i'll eat

i get something tucked away you're real

hot for

now what could that be

the list

yes that is

the one thing that leaves me rather

vulnerable yeah

it's a meat hug right through here my my

ticket has the valuables

and the price

jeep

you hand over the boy

i'm not a graceful loser

childish isn't it

well suck your thumb if you feel better

boy isn't far away we could finish our

business yet in half an hour

not here

i want elbow room lots of it

oh

what about the colosseum

what could be roomier

should we say dawn

you do want the boy

meet you in the royal box

i must say mr davis this precaution

shows a deplorable lack of trust

well i wouldn't want to hurt your

feelings but let's face it you are as

sneaky murderous old bastard

i assume you'll be relying on my skills

in the morning

your skills no no

i have more exotic plans for the

colosseum

i insist on being there

you are a sausage one remember i

witnessed the murder who's voted mr

davis friend i know it was you who was

behind the door i know it was you who

did it my testimony could clear the

america and this is how you repay your

indulgent old protectors they're perhaps

some pretty little tricky from cartiers

i've neglected to buy you i think i'm

entitled to due respect now that i'm so

basic to your survival my dear being

basic to my survival can be very

dangerous

besides wants mr davis to fear from the

law before the sun has cleared the roman

rooftops

he'll be dead

well

when in rome live it up

mosey around the lobby for half an hour

if you don't hear from me by then

call your embassy

i'd rather not think about that

or am i getting in over my head

what's given is given lady

do

you're on the wrong ballpark aren't you

sweets

i play all sorts of games mr davis

so

leshino pulled his switch huh

no this satisfies our personal need

ah

um

so

paul

where are my documents

so is he

i don't see him

oh

he's going to kill you

i've told him to kill you

he must do it

yes he knows he must kill you

i've told him

how you murdered his doctor

i've told him of the blood congealed

around those dreadful wounds

he knows what he must do

he knows what his honor his pride demand

what his

great name demands

he is determined to kill you

he must

he will

now

at this moment

french police not precisely

as you may have surmised we have been

interested in this matter for some time

i haven't surmised a damn thing

in any case we picked up the others as

they were following you and the lady to

the hotel where is she

in my car outside

oh

oh

oh

you