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This time...
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I've completely cocked up.
This is too expensive.
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My classic car workshop
is almost a year old
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and we're still not making any money.
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If we had a website and we had
somebody to answer the phone,
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I'm sure it's going
to get very busy.
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We lost money.
Could you put another 15K in?
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My wife, Mindy,
pops in to inspect the premises...
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I didn't want it to be showy.
It isn't showy.
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You've achieved that!
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..and we go vintage car trialling.
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Ours stands out a little bit.
Ours looks like a wedding car.
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Theirs looks like something
out of "Mad Max".
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Fire 'em up! Let's go.
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I've fulfilled a lifelong dream.
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This all yours? It's all ours.
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I've set up a classic car
restoration business
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with automotive wonder family, Neil,
Anthony, and Andrew Greenhouse.
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Dad!
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But it's become a money pit...
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Bad, bad, bad! ..and if we don't
break even soon...
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Ten? But the budget's ten!
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..there's a real chance
we may go bust.
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It's not going well at all.
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So, I've come up
with ambitious new plans.
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Welcome to your club.
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We've just got to push forward
into the big league.
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We're even going racing
to find cars that need our help.
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Now wouldn't be the time to go
and give him a business card.
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I'm determined to turn
my lifelong obsession...
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Come on, little car!
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..into a thriving business.
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Will it turn over? No.
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Is this a good idea?
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I'm turning up at the workshop
extra early because...
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..I've got a TV channel coming in
to do a breakfast TV interview.
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I'm not sure that the Cogs are going
to be generous to me about this,
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cos to them, it's hilarious.
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I'm just hoping they're not dancing
around in the background
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while I'm on live TV or bearing
parts of their anatomy
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and I wouldn't put it past them.
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Mind you, I'm sure they'll agree
it's a prime opportunity
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to tell the nation what we're up to.
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Good morning, cars.
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Oh, hello. Neil's in.
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I wonder if they'll get proud and
make their workshop look nice?
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Are you doing
what I think you're doing?
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Yeah, I'm polishing my boots.
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With black car paint? Yeah.
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It's now a formal occasion, is it?
Yeah, weddings, funerals.
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Looking real good.
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It hasn't always been an advantage
to the business,
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having a bloke off the telly in
the centre of it, if I'm honest.
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Sometimes people got distracted by
that, or didn't take us seriously,
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or didn't think
we were a real business.
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But sometimes, like today,
it's a slight advantage.
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We're not exactly drowning in work,
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so with any luck, this TV interview
might help drum up some trade.
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Camera? On the camera, yeah.
Right, then you must find a shot.
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This is where two worlds collide,
really.
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You've got Richard's world
and our world.
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I guess they'll go, but it'll be
good. We'll just try our best.
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Is this all yours?
It's all ours.
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This is our new home. Very nice.
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We're being invaded by television.
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Yes, I think Ellie,
she's looking for the make-up room.
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You'll probably need some? No!
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Why not?
I'm not going to do make-up.
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Do your sonic bits,
brush it all back.
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You've got the wrong idea
about my line of work.
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I don't float in
and have make-up put on.
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Really? No! Really?Really.
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Perhaps you should.
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I'm going to be like Uri Geller
and I'm going to bend this spanner.
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Oh, with the troops.
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Are you enjoying yourselves?
Oh, yes.
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Every morning,
this is how I work-out!
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25 seconds, everybody.
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Don't you worry about this,
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there'll only be three or four
people watching it.
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You have a new series of
"Richard Hammond's Workshop"
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which is all about restoring
classic cars?
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Yes, I should stress,
this is a real business.
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If you can see in the background,
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there's my team of elite engineers
and Ellie the dog.
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Look at them! You see?
Just a crack squad.
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Primed and ready for action.
Anything can come in here, now.
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They're not doing anything! No!
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Is that why the business
isn't making any money yet?
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Oh, yeah! It could be a factor.
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We do have a lot of fun but then,
sort of, mid-morning, we realise,
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"Wait, nobody's doing anything
and the meter's still running."
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Are we clear?
Yeah, it's gone quiet, yep.
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Well, you bunch of silly idiots!
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Who's going to bring a car to us now?
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They're not going
to give to us muppets!
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I never got to say my line.
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You think we were going
to mic you up?
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Any bit of advertising is good.
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We'll be expecting, the phone to be
ringing off the wall in a minute.
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If we had a website,
which we haven't,
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if we did, if we had a website
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and we had somebody
to answer the phone,
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I'm sure it's going
to get very busy.
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We do have some work,
sadly, not the easy kind.
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We're restoring this rare,
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British hand-built Alvis for
a loyal customer of Neil's,
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but it's been languishing in a barn
for 15 years
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and keeps revealing
new and nasty surprises.
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Oh, dear.
This is pretty serious, I think.
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You're good at woodwork, aren't you?
We knew it would be a lot of work,
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but until you actually get
into the nitty-gritty of it
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and get down to the bare bones
of the car,
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you don't know what you've got.
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So, stripping down the
Alvis engine now.
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As you can see there,
just full of rust and crud.
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This is what you get when you leave
an engine standing for so long.
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We agreed to do the Alvis
at a discounted rate of 15 grand,
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but each new problem is eating
into our budget and schedule.
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It's not, like, there, yet, is it?
Not quite.
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But this is a bit of, not a
calamity, half expected, but-
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Where do we get one of these?
We was hoping you'd know that.
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Oh, yeah. I'll go down
the wooden-bits-of-cars shop!
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You might be able to get
a specialist.
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But we'll have to make one.
We don't do wood!
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What are we going to do next?
It could be worse.
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This is not going to be
done in a week, is it? Not this week.
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The Alvis is taking far longer
than anticipated,
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but it pales into insignificance
compared to our other big job.
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This is a 1953 Bentley
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that we have been commissioned
to restore by Dean Kronsbein.
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He's a businessman
who lives in the area.
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Got in touch with me
because he's a massive car fan.
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This is the most special of his many
because it's incredibly rare.
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There's only one other in the world,
so this is completely irreplaceable
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and this is exactly the kind of
prestige stuff I want us to do.
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But we haven't started it.
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It also sums up where we are with
the Cog right now.
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We're getting gummed up
as a business.
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This is what I want, jobs like this,
but we can't get to it.
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So, that's one car untouched
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and the other looking like
it could cost us money.
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I thought having two prestigious
restoration jobs
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would be great for business,
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but right now, it feels
like the opposite is true.
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Kamla's coming in and we're going
to have a forensic look-through
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and say, "Right, where are we?"
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I need to chat with them,
see what work they've got booked in.
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Richard's put 280,000 in as loans,
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but we're nowhere near
covering overheads.
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He's still got a little way to go.
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I've a horrible suspicion...
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..that I'm going to have
to put more money in.
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Here we are.
The sun's here to welcome me.
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I don't think Richard will be!
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Hey, Kamla!
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Hello! Hello! How are you?
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Have a seat. How are you, anyway?
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Very well, thank you.
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I'm braced... Business catch up?
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..and ready; have glasses,
pen, and paper.
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Here we go again another year.
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Bad news being,
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I know we spoke about overheads are
costing just under 20,000 a month.
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The income on the labour
was just under 10,000.
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So, we lost money last month. Yeah.
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Could you put another 15K in?
That takes me to 300.
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I honestly, right now,
think I've completely cocked up.
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This is too expensive.
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It's not going to cover its costs.
You haven't cocked up.
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It's gonna keep costing me money.
You just need time.
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It's getting the clients
through the door.
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I think we really need
to have a target.
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I think six months is our target,
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of trying to hit enough
to cover our overheads
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and then, start paying back
the loans.
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To break even, that is.
Yeah, break even within six months.
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Each of them needs to bill five
hours work a day, five days a week.
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But they're a million miles from
booking five billable hours a day.
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They are at the moment.
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I just wanted to do cool stuff
with cars.
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You can still do cool stuff
with cars.
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I haven't got any cars.
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I knew that I was approaching a mark,
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beyond which I had to get
serious about it.
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I mean, it's not a choice.
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It's here because there's
three salaries to be paid,
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three livings to be supported.
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What I can't do is, end of today,
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lock the doors, walk away,
and forget about it.
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Like it or not,
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I guess running a grown-up business
means grown-up responsibilities.
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Still, at least it means I get to
come home every night and unwind.
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Get those knees up, come on. Follow.
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You know how to tie up a hay net?
Yes.
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Why couldn't you take up
dirt biking or something?
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Cos you didn't get a son.
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Everything about horses has to be
done uncomfortably.
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Are you done moaning? Right.
Stir each one as I go.
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The green one first.
I quite like this bit.
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Then the blue one.
It's like making mud pies.
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Oh, god, stop faffing! Big circles!
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Just go round! There you go.
Now, that one.
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That's done. That's done!
It's not mixed.
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What is it with horse women?
OK, stop, stop.
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No, you're doing it wrong!
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Why do I get this one?
He doesn't like me.
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I'm being nice cos I've let you take
one that's not going to kill you.
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Move and then,
just let go of the rope.
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It's a car that puts itself
in the garage. That's brilliant!
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His pajimba-jambas!
I love taking 'em out.
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Look! With his pyjamas on.
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But you know how you cross
the straps underneath?
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Yes! I was just checking!
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Sassy. Pyjamas!
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How are you doing, dear?
Which one's to be done now?
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Next one might be a bit of
a challenge.
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This is the pony that taught
the girls to ride, this one.
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She's very, very old.
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But lots of people in the county,
their kids learn to drive her!
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Right.
You've got to say goodnight to them.
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Say, "Goodnight, Romeo.
Have a lovely sleep."
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Goodnight, Romeo.
Have a lovely sleep.
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Goodnight, Max. Have a lovely sleep.
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Spirit, Megan. Have a lovely sleep.
And donkey.
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Goodnight, Rosie the donkey.
Have a lovely sleep.
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Daddy. Can we have Chinese?
Yes.
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Mindy's coming in today.
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From the off, she's had concerns
about me running a business,
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so I've got to be on it.
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We're on our way to have a look and
see if everything is respectable.
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It feels like a visit from the hotel
inspector today
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cos I know she's going to come in
and she's going to find fault.
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I'm very much hoping that
the kitchen is working nicely
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and that Richard has actually done
something with the upstairs area.
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Mindy has been in before,
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but she hasn't seen it
since it's been finished.
238
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,040
Is that her?
239
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,250
2
00:12:37.520 -- 00:12:39.120 align:middle line:90% position:50%
Oh, walls.
240
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:47,080
God, blimey, it whiffs in here!
That's filthy.
241
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,920
What is that?
242
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,640
I hope she doesn't go
in the cupboard under the sink.
243
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,960
Oh, God.
244
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,240
There's things in there she doesn't
want and need to see.
245
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,760
Mice. Excellent. Mice.
246
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,840
We need to have a little chat.
I'm in charge.
247
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,760
I'm going to stand my ground.
248
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,440
I'm going to be masterful.
249
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,920
It might not sound
like I'm masterful.
250
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,040
That's- Hello!
251
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,960
Hello. How are you? Come on in.
252
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,840
Richard, before we talk
about your office-
253
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,040
Before we talk about your office,
254
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,040
what on earth has gone on
in that kitchen?
255
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,840
I know. I think there is a mouse.
Think? Yeah, there is!
256
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,840
There's a family. I really think
there needs to be a cleaner.
257
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,960
You need a cleaner coming in.
That's money. It's gonna cost.
258
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,080
Richard, if you get mice in here
and they get into a car,
259
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,600
you can't get them out
and they'll eat through electrics.
260
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,040
You can't have that.
You raise a good point.
261
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,680
Is that where you sit Anthony?
Up against a worktop?
262
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,200
He's not going to be sitting
there. He's a mechanic.
263
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,800
It's just not really an office.
Let's be honest.
264
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,760
I didn't want it to be too showy.
Oh, it isn't showy.
265
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,240
You've achieved that!
266
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,160
Gosh, this has changed!
267
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,800
In all seriousness, you need to have
it looking a bit more professional
268
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,000
and downstairs, if I'd known
it was going to be that bad,
269
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,880
I'd have brought my marigolds.
270
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,040
She is right.
271
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,600
Somebody comes in here cold
and they will be cold,
272
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,560
how are we going to look after
their car if this is how we look?
273
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,800
Oh, why did I even think that?
It's so true.
274
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,680
OK. It's now ten to 2:00.
275
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:38,080
If you get me some lunch
that I want to eat,
276
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,080
which is really, really important,
I will clean that kitchen now.
277
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,040
No, I don't want you to. I do.
278
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,800
I don't want you to. I want to.
279
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,800
I'm going to push you
down the stairs.
280
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,560
I don't want you to do it
281
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,920
No, I'm doing it. No, shut up.
I don't want you cleaning it!
282
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,680
There isn't anything
to clean it with.
283
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,760
There is, I've seen it!
You're blind to cleaning products!
284
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,080
That's true. Get me a burger.
285
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,480
Min, that's too kind, though.
Get me a burger!
286
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,600
Oh, I feel bad.
That's a direct order.
287
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,400
I know one when I hear one.
288
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,480
Bleach, bleach, bleach, bleach.
289
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,560
Our little visitors have
to be coming from somewhere
290
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,920
and I have my suspicions.
291
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,200
This mouse thing, Mindy's right.
292
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,640
They eat old cars;
293
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,080
I can't run this place
if it's got a mouse infestation.
294
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,320
I wonder if my landlord
has the same problem?
295
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,560
Before I mention it to Hadrian,
296
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,320
I'm just going to have a little
scan, see if there's any evidence.
297
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,520
I mean, if I've got them,
I must have got them from him.
298
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,080
You know Hammond's running
around downstairs?
299
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,200
For what?
300
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,640
This is industrial espionage!
301
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,120
What I'm looking for is traps,
cos if there's traps,
302
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,120
it means he knows there's a problem
and I can just say,
303
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,600
"H, you've given me mice."
304
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,000
Where would I go if I was a mouse?
305
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,680
What are you doing mooching
about in the workshop?
306
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,960
Just getting to know
my neighbour's place more.
307
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,120
Seeing how you're doing...
308
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,520
It looked like you were looking
for something.
309
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,280
Do you ever have
any unwanted visitors?
310
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,960
You got a mouse problem? Yes.
311
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,320
Just go and buy a load of poison.
Right.
312
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,920
You got a poison licence, yeah?
What?
313
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,760
So, the mice are forcing me
to do admin.
314
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,560
Well, no, a bit more than that.
315
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:32,040
I haven't got time to do a licence
to learn how to put mouse poison.
316
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,800
Then, we have to ring a man. OK.
317
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,720
Do you know a man?
No, I know no rat catchers.
318
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,800
I haven't got rats, I've got mice.
No, but I got rats.
319
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,400
Is this one-upmanship now? Yes!
320
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,120
Everything's bigger here, mate.
Oh, yeah, even the rodents!
321
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,040
Right. I gotta get back to it.
322
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,280
Not that there's a lot
to get back to.
323
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,320
Well, I got a Land Rover out there
324
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,680
which is for an expedition
from London to New York.
325
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,400
Across the Channel,
going over the Barents Sea.
326
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,920
Straight down through Alaska,
Canada, North America.
327
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,680
When's it got to be done by?
328
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,720
As long as I can have it back
for Thursday next week,
329
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,920
we can carry on
and do the rest of the vehicle mods.
330
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,520
We got floats to put on it,
propeller, body-lift kit.
331
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,240
All of this has got to happen
after it's been painted,
332
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,880
so you can't let me down.
333
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,520
I mean, they've planned,
like, a year.
334
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,760
OK. Right. Got it?
335
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,320
Yeah. We'll do it. Good man.
336
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,280
That could have gone worse. Turns
out he does have a rodent problem.
337
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,120
Also, sounds like we have
a quick turnaround job to do.
338
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,760
So, we must do it.
339
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,360
He has to appreciate that I'm just
not Joe Bloggs off the street.
340
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,800
That vehicle's come to me
341
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,600
because we're a business and we have
to turn that job out on time.
342
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,320
Middle of next week, yeah?
It will be done, we're on it.
343
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,640
Cheers, H. Mind the mice.
344
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,800
I'm putting Anthony
in charge of the Land Rover,
345
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,400
so Neil and Andrew can continue
with the Alvis,
346
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,440
but for the next couple of days,
347
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,960
the lads are going to have to do
without me.
348
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,080
I'm in a good mood
349
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,800
cos I'm driving to my favourite
place in the entire world.
350
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:17,400
Buttermere, in the Lake District.
It doesn't get any better.
351
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,400
First came here when I was 17, doing
the coast-to-coast walk with my dog.
352
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,160
I met a young bloke, my age, who
lived at the farm in the village.
353
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,800
Loved cars, motorcycles, girls, beer.
354
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,000
Hills. Sheep.
355
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,520
And we've been mates ever since.
356
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:43,360
Talk less about girls these days,
but nothing's changed!
357
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,960
Good morning, Lou. Come on, then.
358
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,920
He's the same person I knew
30 years ago, pretty much.
359
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,440
We could always fire off at each
other, no one was ever offended,
360
00:18:55,520 --> 00:19:00,120
and that's good friendship, then
and all my friends are like that.
361
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,600
So, I'm very fortunate.
362
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:11,240
His dad died not that long ago
and it hurt.
363
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:16,280
He was proper Lakeland farmer.
Formidable.
364
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,560
Right. Where is he?
365
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,120
He'll be where the noise is.
366
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,760
I'm here, then! Yes! Apparently!
367
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,720
Doesn't get any closer.
368
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,680
Mate, feed me some calves, will you?
I'm just going to get this cow off.
369
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,320
I'll get to work then, Les!
Nice to see you, by the way!
370
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,520
Blimey. Hello, Richard.
371
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,800
Nice to see you.
How was your journey, mate?
372
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,000
None of that conversation.
No, it doesn't happen.
373
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,240
When I rock up here,
it's kind of "Hello. Grab this.
374
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,520
Do that." All right!
375
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,800
You are disgusting drinkers.
376
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,960
Do you want cornflakes with
that or just, just milk?
377
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,360
Whoa! It's gone. You're not going
to get any more out of it.
378
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,440
You can put those, mate,
on the dairy floor, please,
379
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,640
and just down the bottom of the yard
there, there's a blue "barra".
380
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,080
Just fill it with hay and fetch it
up. Where is that barra?
381
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,840
On the midden, down the yard-
Midden.
382
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,040
Why do you speak in code? Barra!
383
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,560
He does muck in, bless him.
384
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,800
He does come
and muck in a little bit,
385
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,000
but he normally just leads me
to the flipping pub, to be fair.
386
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,760
He seems well and bouncy,
considering, he's lost his dad.
387
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,160
He seems all right.
They don't make a fuss.
388
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,520
Up on the hillside.
389
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,080
A farmer from the next valley
along came along and said "How do?"
390
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,920
"How is your dad?
I haven't seen him in a bit."
391
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,240
"Oh, he's in a home in Cocker mouth."
"Oh, buggered?" "Aye." That was it.
392
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,400
No need to say anything else
and I respect that.
393
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,280
You do this every day. Yeah.
394
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,760
I actually put on my nice jacket
for this trip.
395
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,080
I didn't realise I was going
to be straight into this.
396
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,480
You look happy.
397
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,680
I really enjoyed it.
That'll do, that'll do.
398
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,320
Go and tip it, get rid of it
and then, that'll do.
399
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,360
"Come up here with your funny city
ways and your London media nonsense.
400
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,560
Here, have this big bucket of-"
401
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,440
Changed my mind about breakfast.
Les, can we do some car stuff now?
402
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,250
2
00:21:33.080 -- 00:21:36.240 align:middle line:90% position:50%
Les' dad was mad
about Riley sports cars
403
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,400
and it's a passion he passed on
to Les.
404
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,440
It's not finished. No!
405
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,960
It is more together than
the last time I saw it.
406
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,320
Les, how long now is this?
This is 30 years, isn't it? Is it?
407
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,080
Yes! Well, its block's cracked.
408
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,720
So, it needs engine out.
And what else?
409
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,400
And then, it needs the brakes
sorting out
410
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,120
cos they're
practically non-existent.
411
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,080
And what are you going to do with it
when it's done?
412
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,360
When I started,
I always wanted to race.
413
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,240
Even just do it once or twice
might be good fun.
414
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,720
Cos it could be competitive.
It's actually quite peppy engine.
415
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,720
And it's a two-seater.
416
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,440
It's actually, I made it with
a cut-away at each side,
417
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,680
There was a bit more room.
If I get in the driver's seat-
418
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,680
You're not going to get
your little gut-
419
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,880
I get my one-pack in there.
Your one-pack's not going to go in!
420
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,320
Your party keg. That is borderline!
421
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,360
Look it! That is not-
Sheer bloody comfort is that.
422
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,240
Well, you can't crash.
That's for sure.
423
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,400
Hey, but look, we've got- Yep.
424
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,320
Oh, yeah, look,
that's spacious, mate!
425
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,360
We can even operate the fuel pump.
Pump-a-matic!
426
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,600
Hey, this would be really
convenient for two people.
427
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,320
You'd ask your passenger to do that.
Let me do it.
428
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,680
You could do it. Yeah.
429
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,640
This is going to look really weird
at traffic lights, isn't it?
430
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,400
Yeah, yeah, INDISTINCT.
Hello. Carry on.
431
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,080
Will it turn over? No. It won't!
432
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:01,160
That was so emphatically not, "donk"!
433
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,960
That's all it's got in it.
434
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,920
Ideally, we want this steering
column shortened.
435
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,680
Do you not think one factor
in this might be
436
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,840
that you've extended
a bit further that way?
437
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:17,320
Well, I have, but I only got
the steering column in it,
438
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,960
what, three years ago?
439
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:24,160
What if, we go down to the workshop,
hit this thing really hard?
440
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,280
You're firing me up, mate.
With your blessing.
441
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,880
Are you having a laugh?
Stick it on a trailer.
442
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,120
You come stay with me. Right.
443
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,640
I don't think we'd be
talking about long.
444
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,520
OK, you're on.
Right, it's going to happen.
445
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,160
I just want to, mate,
imagine the time we'd have!
446
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,560
Giving it the rock-all. Yeah.
447
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,040
Have you seen this?
448
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,160
Oh, that's brilliant. It's beautiful.
449
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,880
In a certain light,
I could quite go for you.
450
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,800
You reckon. It looks pretty nice.
451
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,840
Everyone likes a small, little
round shepherd in a leather hat.
452
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,160
Do they?
I've never met anyone that did!
453
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,280
I've got to drill,
rip this off with my bare hands!
454
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,200
You've made a nice job of that.
455
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,000
I reckon a couple more years,
you'll be there, won't you?
456
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,720
Quick question. Yeah.
This has got to go back Wednesday
457
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,360
and I'm struggling on my own
to get this done.
458
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,080
So, is it worth us jumping off this,
to get it out the door quicker?
459
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,840
That's what he wanted, weren't it?
Quick jobs in and out?
460
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,160
Exactly. If I do it by myself,
I'll still be there next week.
461
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,760
This is juggling time now.
Coming off one job and onto another.
462
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,080
We've got to put the old Alvis
on hold.
463
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,400
Gonna take a bit of doing,
to be honest.
464
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:47,640
Trouble is there's stupid, stupid
things like this blinking door-lock.
465
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,000
Poking around Les' Riley
collection is a joy.
466
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,440
Oh, there it is!
467
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,800
This "rhapsody in blue" is a replica
of a 1930s Le Mans race car
468
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:11,320
that his dad built from scratch
and unlike the red car, it works.
469
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:16,320
OK, mate. Are you ready for off?
I'm ready for a drive!
470
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,840
I bet we look cool.
I think we will.
471
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,080
OK, man, we're off!
472
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,840
Oh, this is a bit better, mate.
Better, isn't it?
473
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:36,120
Cobwebs departing.
It does sound superb.
474
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,200
When your dad made this,
he "made it" made it, didn't he?
475
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,440
Cos none of these panels
are original, are they?
476
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,240
No, he made it. He just bought
some sheets of aluminium
477
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,960
he beat it over the bottom
of a piece of tree.
478
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,320
And the bonnet?
479
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,600
Yeah, he folded it with, like,
a long brush handle, really.
480
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,520
A trumpet-y downshift.
481
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,680
A lake!
482
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,360
I mean, yep! Bit of steam.
483
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,280
Oh, we're running out of fuel.
Oh, I haven't put the fuel on, Rich!
484
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,680
Oh, the freedom of the open road.
Oh, just a minute.
485
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,480
Oh, bugger.
I can't INDISTINCT reach either.
486
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,240
Is the fuel tap outside?
No, no, it's inside.
487
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,160
It's affected the drama
of our departure.
488
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,360
Oh, crikey.
489
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,920
I'd forgotten how lovely
this stretch of road is.
490
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,600
Oh, it's bumpy up here, though.
491
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,320
They say this is one of
the must-drive roads in England.
492
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,200
It's a surface like
a corrugated sheet!
493
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,200
Corrugated? Corrugated!
494
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,640
A certain amount of running
of the nose is occurring.
495
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,200
I've already had that.
I want a beer.
496
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,240
This Land Rover
is a particularly special car.
497
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,760
It's going to be fitted
with some flotation devices
498
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,600
to actually be driven
across the English Channel
499
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,160
and then, across the Bering Straits,
500
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,400
all the way down through
America to New York
501
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,800
and it'll be the only car that's
ever done that under its own steam.
502
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,280
If it achieves its goal,
which I hope it does,
503
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:20,080
it'll get a lot of attention.
We need to get it painted.
504
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,760
We need to get it gone and we
need to get back onto the Alvis.
505
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,240
These are what we call in the trade,
pre-Christmas overalls.
506
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,320
They have to be broken in.
507
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,000
I'm a bit nervous about this
508
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,040
it's not a very good colour
to paint.
509
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,800
He's painting a light colour
over top of a dark colour.
510
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,160
We could really do with it
coming out well,
511
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,680
cos we've run out of days, really.
512
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,040
We've got the Land Rover painted on
the day we said we'd get it painted.
513
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,280
The thing is,
you won't know till the morning,
514
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,360
but from what I can see,
it looks OK.
515
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,760
Ask Ellie. Ellie, who's been with me
many a night getting cars finished.
516
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,760
She'll be the judge of a good job.
517
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,250
2
00:28:12.040 -- 00:28:14.440 align:middle line:90% position:50%
I'm quite pleased with
how the Land Rover's turned out.
518
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,480
People think they're just square
but they're not.
519
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,480
You've got curved panels,
square panels,
520
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,040
and you have to paint inside
the doors, so it's a bit tricky.
521
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,960
Next stage, now, is just to put
everything back on that we took off
522
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,440
and basically, just go round
any bits that we've missed.
523
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,680
Where's the bottom screw for that?
524
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,000
Hello, mate. Oh, hello, there.
525
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,200
You delivering my new car?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
526
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,920
How can we help you with this?
I've got a spoiler.
527
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,920
So, sprayed the same colour.
Right, yeah.
528
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,600
If you can fit it, fit it.
But if not, then I can fit it.
529
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,520
But I just want you to spray it and
then, whatever goes from there.
530
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Yeah. That's the look.
531
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,080
The priority for me is getting
a really good job.
532
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160
Yeah.
But that's what we're going for.
533
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,480
You've come to the right place. We
can make sure it looks lovely. Yeah.
534
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,720
He was talking to his mate,
who's a mechanic,
535
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,000
and he'd heard about us
having this brand-new oven.
536
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,520
It's like all that investment
is starting to pay off.
537
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,960
So we're not going to have much time
on the Alvis this week, then?
538
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,960
This is a bit of a
spur-of-the-moment job.
539
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,760
I think we couldn't really say
no to it.
540
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,600
We could do this quite quickly.
541
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,120
We're using the facilities
we've got to the best advantage
542
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,760
and also, we're chuurning
over a bit of money.
543
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,560
When I get to the workshop,
544
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,040
I'd very much like to see
a Land Rover
545
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,600
resplendent in camel trophy yellow
with black arches and roof, done,
546
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,320
cos Hadrian needs that car
back today.
547
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,400
It's on a deadline.
548
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,040
It's nearly dark o'clock,
but we've got it sorted.
549
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,920
We're actually on target for once.
550
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,320
He doesn't even know
about the Porsche job.
551
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,600
I think he'll be surprised.
552
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,320
We got more jobs in and we got the
one he started, finished as well.
553
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,520
Right.
554
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,200
How do? It's yellow.
555
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,280
Looks nice.
556
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,000
Are you happy with it?
Yeah, it's all right.
557
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,360
It's the right colour now.
558
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,640
This car is going to be
utterly ruined.
559
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,880
It will be ruined. But it will look
smart up to that point.
560
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,360
Up to that point.
We got a Porsche in.
561
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,640
That would explain the Porsche!
What's that in for?
562
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,880
He actually brought it
in cos his friend said
563
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,560
"You should go to 'The Smallest Cog'
cos they've got a brand-new oven
564
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,400
"and they've got the top kit."
So, we've got two jobs in there.
565
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,560
How is Alvis?
Well, we haven't touched it.
566
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,120
Why not? We all jumped on this.
567
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,240
All of you on it?
To get this done in the time.
568
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,080
It was supposed to be
like a one or two-person job.
569
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,280
You'd have never have it done in the
time frame that he wanted it done.
570
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,840
Still, at least I've finally
got some invoices to prepare.
571
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,120
Come in. Mate, I didn't doubt you.
572
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,880
You sure? No, I did doubt you.
You did! I've done it. I'm staggered.
573
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,080
They can bill
for 36 and a half hours.
574
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,840
So, if I divide it by two for the
two days, that's 18.25 hours a day
575
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,640
and I divide that by three
for the three blokes-
576
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,200
Happy with that?
That was in, you made money!
577
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,400
We made money.
That's what it's all about.
578
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,600
As those hours added up, I thought
I was going to be saying,
579
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,120
"Now, Anthony, we've got to get
control of these hours!"
580
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,520
That was bang on!
581
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,640
OK with that? Thank you.
582
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,360
Two days, we've done.
No, we'll keep it up.
583
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,760
Bloody hell.
584
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,520
That was the opposite of what I was,
honestly!
585
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,480
This is the answer
to the Da Vinci code.
586
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,240
What we just did,
without even realising we'd done it,
587
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,840
was hit our target.
588
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,960
That sustains as a business.
589
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,040
And what better way to celebrate
590
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,560
than a weekend of messing
about in old cars.
591
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,360
The Herefordshire Vintage car trial
is happening right on my doorstep
592
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,680
and it's a perfect chance
to get out there
593
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,120
among my local car-loving brethren.
594
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:24,320
Vintage trialling is seeing
if you can get an antique
595
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,440
up a really steep, muddy, rocky hill.
596
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,520
It's off-roading.
597
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,920
I've seen it before,
I've never done it before,
598
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,680
but now we're going to do it
599
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,160
we're gonna do it in this Ford
Model A and they made millions.
600
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,800
It was built for a time
601
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,960
when roads were not
what we think of as roads now.
602
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,520
They use these a lot in vintage
trialling cos they're cheap
603
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,840
and cos you can get bits for them
cos they get broken.
604
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,280
Les has volunteered to come
and be my co-driver,
605
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,360
but I've still got two more spaces
in the car.
606
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,160
Can I interest you in doing a trial?
607
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,960
What do they do on a trial?
608
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,440
Well, you drive on the road
and you arrive at the next stage
609
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,560
and the stage is like quite off-road.
610
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,240
What do you mean off-road?
Dirt tracks? Yeah.
611
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,800
What's my involvement in this?
612
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,520
Well, you need other people just
to be in the car to give it grip.
613
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,120
It is brilliant fun.
614
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,800
So how many people
do you need in the team?
615
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,120
Well, you and a daughter,
if there's a daughter available?
616
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,600
Is it weather dependent?
617
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,360
Mindy, you're sitting there
covered in mud.
618
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,960
It's blowing a gale
and raining on and off.
619
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,480
You don't moan about that, ever.
620
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,320
Yes, but that's only
for brief window.
621
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,760
You were out there for an hour!
And we won't be in this case.
622
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,000
That's a complete and utter lie.
It's a lie.
623
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,640
We'll be there all day.
624
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,840
My thoughts are:
it's going to cost him
625
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,600
because I don't really fancy
spending a day
626
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,000
bouncing around in a very
uncomfortable vintage car
627
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,560
and getting very cold and wet.
628
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,250
2
00:33:54.360 -- 00:33:56.680 align:middle line:90% position:50%
With Mindy on board
for the Herefordshire Trial,
629
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,320
all I need now is a support team
in case of breakdowns.
630
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,040
Doors are open.
631
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,760
Chaps? Hello.
632
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:12,480
Good news. Unique opportunity for,
I'm going to say two of you,
633
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,360
because I'm doing a vintage car trial
634
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,440
and I think having a couple of you
there as backup, just in case.
635
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,680
Do we get to go in the car or- No.
636
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,200
They're a good day out,
a bit of fresh air.
637
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,680
Bring a bag of tools, just in case.
638
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,880
So, how are we going to decide
who's going cos to be honest,
639
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,480
I don't really feel like it.
640
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,200
There's only one way to sort
this out though, ain't there?
641
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,000
We're gonna draw straws for it.
642
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,200
You can't be trusted INDISTINCT
cos I know he don't want to go.
643
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,160
I could just tell by his face.
I don't want to go.
644
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,200
I've worked my arse off this week!
It's my weekend off!
645
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,560
Whoever's got
the shortest one stays.
646
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,720
I don't want to pick a straw.
647
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,280
Oh, no.
648
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,560
My turn.
649
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,440
Oh, you got a long one.
You're taking the mick.
650
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,640
No!
651
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,160
Do best of three? No, no.
Deal's a deal.
652
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,280
Right, let's go. Feel like
I'm turning up to drive a race.
653
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,280
Well, you kind of are.
654
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,640
Hello, girls.
655
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,960
These are your stations.
656
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,200
It's a good job it isn't raining,
isn't it?
657
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,920
It's not raining today.
It's going to be a nice day.
658
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,920
OK. Are we ready for off? We are
good to go, yes. I'm ready.
659
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,920
No seatbelts.
I already feel exposed.
660
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,560
There is no seatbelt.
661
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,840
Right, we're going.
662
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,040
Experience of a lifetime!
You're excited!
663
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,120
Chooka-boom, chooka-boom,
chooka-boom.
664
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,640
I feel as though I'm sat in an
oversized toilet with my legs
665
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,280
dangling over the rim.
666
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,280
It looks like it's hard work, Les.
Well, I've driven easier things.
667
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,440
What a start! What a start!
668
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,560
Is there brakes on the INDISTINCT?
669
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,800
Oh, great brakes, great brakes.
670
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,360
See, you're loving it already.
671
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:21,120
You two all right back there?
My face is so cold.
672
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,600
To the left. Yeah.
673
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,040
I'm expecting to find my support
team already there.
674
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,600
They've been looking forward to this.
675
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,560
I don't want to be here, really.
676
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,680
It is good looking at the cars,
though
677
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,920
and I have got my other best hat on.
678
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,760
Whoa!
679
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,920
They have rather taken it over?
Yeah.
680
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,160
I don't know if we're supposed
to park here, but we have. Morning.
681
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:47,120
I haven't got a clue what's
going to happen to us today.
682
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,640
You see Anthony and Andrew
683
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:52,720
and you think, "Oh, it's nice to see
them on a day out." However, why?
684
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,280
Apparently, there are some
serious players here.
685
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,960
Like people who really go for it.
Why are they wearing Mexican hats?
686
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,960
Maybe they're the Mexican team?
Ours stands out a little bit.
687
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,480
Ours looks like a wedding car.
688
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,840
Theirs looks like "Mad Max."
689
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,160
People must be looking at this car
and thinking,
690
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,440
"Our cars are more,
sort of rough and ready."
691
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,680
I haven't briefed the girls in
as well as I might have done.
692
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,960
I haven't yet explained to them
that their job
693
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,040
is to bounce to provide the grip.
694
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,680
Yeah, I bottled that one,
but luckily my mate, Rob,
695
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,640
an authority on all things trialling
is here to give them the news.
696
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,320
If the wheels are spinning
697
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,360
and the engine's revving,
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
698
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,680
Bounce together.
699
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,600
Otherwise,
you look like popcorn going off.
700
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,480
Brilliant.
You in the mood for bouncing?
701
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,200
I can't wait.
702
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,000
We're on our way
to the first stage of many.
703
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,320
Toot, toot!
704
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,880
So, up to the main road
and then left.
705
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,320
Oh, my Lord!
706
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,520
Our brake's on the right.
707
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,480
I pressed the wrong pedal.
We nearly died, then!
708
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,480
What are we doing, walking a mile
in the mud on our day off?
709
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,320
Could have had
a lie-in this morning.
710
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,000
We're the support team, aren't we?
Think of the steps!
711
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,080
It's only another point four
of a mile.
712
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,240
And I ain't even got my wellies on.
713
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,440
We can't drive up here.
714
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,840
Your dad's gonna drive.
Oh, Christ!
715
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,640
Should have brought your boots
with you.
716
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,760
Visualising what we've gotta do.
717
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:22,040
'm anxious. I am, as well.
Are you? Yeah, very.
718
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,200
What a stupid thing
to be anxious about.
719
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,680
Well, not really.
Driving an old car up a hill.
720
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,800
I bet people get quite
an adrenaline rush from it.
721
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,480
I don't like adrenaline rushes.
722
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,480
I just don't want one.
723
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,200
I'm gonna get run over in a minute.
724
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,480
There's a car coming-
Oh, there it is.
725
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,040
Oh, look at this! Brilliant.
726
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,520
That is what it's about.
727
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,160
This is stupid.
728
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,440
Get crushed to death
by a Morris 7 now.
729
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,200
Thank you very much.
730
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,400
Any advice? Keep to the left.
731
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,040
Keep to the left, yeah.
Are you ready team?
732
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,680
Right, OK. Right, OK.
733
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,080
Oh, God, that was a bit-
734
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,840
Keep to the left. Keep to the left!
Watch out for the rut!
735
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,760
We're all right! Oh, my God!
Door came open!
736
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,080
I can't get out of this rut
on the left!
737
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,480
I'm gonna get heart attack!
Come on, little car!
738
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,680
Oh, big tree rut's coming up!
739
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,160
Bounce! Bounce!
740
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,040
Bounce, bounce, bounce!
Bounce like maniacs!
741
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,960
Can't see where I'm going!
742
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,200
This could be the top!
I think this is the top!
743
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,880
Are you ready? I can't see out!
744
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,400
Is that it?
We've got to stop, man.
745
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,720
I'm completely covered in mud!
Have we done it?
746
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,520
We did it! Where do we go now?
747
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,120
You taking me the wrong way here,
748
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,360
cos, like, these hills,
they don't look very hilly.
749
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,160
We haven't passed a trial car,
which is even more worrying.
750
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,040
Oh, which way now?
751
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,000
It's getting hillier, isn't it?
If we go that way, it's hillier.
752
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,400
This way I can't see.
753
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,160
Hey, yeah. Oh, a trial car!
754
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,920
I thought that was him, then.
It is the same colour.
755
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,280
I thought that was him.
756
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,480
Being here and seeing my mate, Rob,
757
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,720
in the thick of it,
has got me thinking.
758
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,600
Every car comes past, "Oh,
I repaired the radiator on that."
759
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,480
"Oh, I put that together."
760
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,000
That's why he's here.
761
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,200
Cos everybody wrecks it on the hill
and then, he sorts it out.
762
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,480
It's very clever and I know
you're thinking what I'm thinking.
763
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
I've given up. I haven't got a clue.
764
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,000
We've seen every trial car,
bar Richard's.
765
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,600
I never wore my lucky bobble hat.
That's probably why!
766
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,960
But, no.
Another trial car but not Richard.
767
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,920
Shall we have a nap?
Quite nice here in the sun, innit?
768
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I could have a nap.
Yeah, I think I'll have a nap.
769
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,600
It's quite stressful. Very
stressful.
770
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,440
Oh, that's a view, isn't it?
771
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,680
Whoa. Hey, up!
772
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,680
Whoa, Dad! Oh, watch out!
773
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,880
Directional issues.
It's stop-start here.
774
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,520
Yeah. So, pull to a complete stop.
775
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,080
All right. We're going to have
to bounce up here, aren't we?
776
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,920
We wanna be left. Are we ready?
Yep! Bounce like idiots.
777
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,040
OK, come on then.
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
778
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,040
Hey!
Bounce, bounce, bounce, ow, bounce!
779
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,400
Oh, bloody hell, INDISTINCT!
780
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,320
I'm going to try,
see if it will start.
781
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
Just, are you ready? OK.
782
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,680
Go on. Ready?
783
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,320
Bounce, bounce-try bouncing.
Go on, mate.
784
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,800
Go on. Are you ready?
One, two, three.
785
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,520
Go on! Right!
786
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,240
Go on!
787
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,240
That's stuck. Knickers.
788
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,120
I'll go and get the guys.
789
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,920
By the time I find
my trusty mechanics,
790
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,240
Les and the girls
have decamped to the pub.
791
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,240
Right, if we go and
put this away, beers are on me.
792
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,840
I haven't seen you all day.
793
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,600
I've been busy upholding the fine
name of "The Smallest Cog".
794
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,320
It's amazing how you found us
when you got stuck though.
795
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,560
Oh, there she is. Yeah, I know.
796
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,720
It might go with a bit of a push.
Just try it.
797
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,040
Right.
798
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,960
Wa-hey! Nope!
799
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,640
Oh, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich!
Oh, it ain't coming out.
800
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,200
It ain't coming out.
Yeah, that had better be mud!
801
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,240
Sensing a lack of enthusiasm
right now.
802
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,720
Mate, it's soaking wet.
What are we even doing here?
803
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,440
We are passionate about cars.
804
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,440
We do it for work and we do it for
play and now this is play.
805
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,520
Just not at this time of night!
806
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,280
It's given me a rather
brilliant idea,
807
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,880
which I shall explain to you back
at the workshop.
808
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,080
What I want to hear is my bath
running and my bed calling.
809
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,840
I'm not going to explain it now
810
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,840
because I fear
you may not be receptive.
811
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,920
You worry me.
812
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,800
Business-wise, this is a genius idea.
813
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,840
What if we went racing as a Smallest
Cog Race Team in this MGB GT?
814
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,400
Ain't gonna be easy, though.
It's a few thousand.
815
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,400
You've already started on it,
haven't you? A bit.
816
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,120
Dad!
We've got to get rid of the mice.
817
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,800
What, electrocute it to death?
818
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,400
This is the garage not
"The Green Mile"!
819
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,840
We've nearly reached
the speed limit!
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