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Dwayne,
the country needs you
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in this moment of crisis.
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Of course, Mr. President.
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You mentioned
the national emergency.
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Yes.
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America is
in a difficult position
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right now. We...
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Oh. Sorry.
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It's Chatterbox.
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They want me to go to the zoo
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and cover the birth
of a baby seal.
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Ignore.
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I thought you said he wasn't
part of the press anymore.
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Well, Randall is here
as my good friend,
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my very quiet, good friend.
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You gonna throw that key away?
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- Oh.
- Just throw it... yeah.
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- There you go.
- Okay. Well, as you know,
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the global coffee shortage
is getting worse.
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The people want a scapegoat,
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so my approval rate
is plummeting.
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But there is a fix.
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Are you familiar with
the country of Gjelgjiughm?
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Oh, took home to gold,
silver, and bronze
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in skeet shooting
during the 2028 Olympics.
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- No.
- Then no.
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Small country,
fairly insular,
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tends to keep itself
out of the news.
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But they have the perfect
coffee-growing climate.
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Beans to spare.
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You throw one bean in the air,
two come back in your face.
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Now, I've proposed
a trade deal
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with their prime minister,
Angela Honig.
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But she rejected it
immediately.
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- Why is that?
- Because she hates me.
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She made that clear
at a recent economic forum.
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It was a hot mic situation.
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I mean, how in the world
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did that idiot get elected?
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Have you ever seen his hands?
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They are soft
as marshmallows,
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pillowy as a duchess.
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Say what?
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M-my-my mic is what?
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Oh, my God.
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Also, my hands
are out of frame on purpose.
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My hands are my best feature.
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The prime minister
will never make
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that deal with me.
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I have to be honest.
It's getting tough.
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I feel like in the eyes
of the American people
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I can't do anything right.
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I understand.
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You just can't please
the people
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no matter how hard you try.
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Mr. President, can I share
a story with you?
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Ooh.
He does this.
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Back in 1997,
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when I was wrestling
as Rocky Maivia,
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I'd gone
from intercontinental champion
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to afterthought.
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Vince McMahon had lost faith
in me as a star.
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And just to sweeten the pot,
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I'd done a number on my knee
in a match against Mankind.
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Hey, is there, like,
a code that wrestler's use
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to let each other know
an injury is real?
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Yeah, it's...
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Ugh, my knee.
Augh, I hurt my knee.
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Let's get you out of here.
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Now, as a baby face,
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the fans
are supposed to love me.
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Instead...
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Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks!
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They absolutely hated me.
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You put your body on the line,
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it's good to know
they appreciate it.
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You think this is
the type of situation
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where that saying,
"add insult to injury"
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comes from?
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Yeah, probably, Bruno.
Probably.
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Die, Rocky, die.
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I just have
to smile and take it like... ah!
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You all right?
Your knee buckle?
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No,
one of those popcorn kernels
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- fell in my boot.
- Damn.
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Lord ain't grantin' you
no dignity today.
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Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks!
Rocky sucks!
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Ahh.
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So what'd the doctor say?
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She said no surgery.
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So a couple months
of rest and rehab
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- and I'll be good to go.
- Oh.
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That's terrible news, son.
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Rocky, no surgery
is great news.
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Babe, don't sugarcoat it.
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When a wrestler isn't over
with the fans,
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- which you are not...
- Yes, I know. Thank you.
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When you're not over
and you get hurt,
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that gives the WWF
an opportunity
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- to cut you loose.
- Hey!
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Don't talk to him like that
right now.
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- He is delicate.
- I'm not delicate.
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I say you are delicate;
You are delicate, Dewey.
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My dad was right.
I felt like my career
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once again hung in the balance
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and I had no control
over my fate.
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But my family did the best
they could to stay positive.
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Honey, do you need
another pillow behind you back?
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Pretty limited
on pillow options.
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I'll pick you up some more.
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Dany doesn't believe
in throw pillows.
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She says
they just take up space.
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They just take up... what?
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Hey!
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Oh, Dany!
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Hi. Hi, Ata.
How are you?
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- Babe. How are you feeling?
- Good.
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He's puttin' on a brave face,
Dany.
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His career is hangin' on
by a thread.
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- Uh...
- You know what?
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Rocky, why don't you show Dany
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your T-shirt designs
from the gym.
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Yes.
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Dany, you're a businesswoman.
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Give me your eyes.
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So I had some
merch mocked up...
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- Mm-hmm.
- For my wrestler training gym.
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Okay.
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- What do you think?
- Let me see.
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These are all the same.
Mm-mm. Check the neckline.
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Deep, deeper, and deepest.
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I told him go deepest.
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Popped pecks pay rent checks.
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You gotta listen
to your partner, Rocky.
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She's supposed to be
a silent partner.
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You said that, not me.
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Well, I think it's great
that you invested
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in Rocky's new endeavor.
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Just make sure that you have
everything in writing.
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- We don't need that.
- We are family.
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I'm gonna stay out of it.
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But-but...
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How's your ice?
You need a new pack?
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No thanks, Mom. I'm okay.
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You sure you're okay?
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Yeah, I'm feeling great.
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Rehab went really well.
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I can put my weight on my knee
no problem.
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Ah, that's great to hear,
kid.
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My only complaint
is my physical therapist keeps
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referring to it as "our knee."
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- Yeah.
- Good, good.
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So when do you think
you'll bring me back?
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Um, you know,
I'll talk to Vince.
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When we make a decision,
we'll give you a call.
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Cool. Cool.
So, like, uh, when?
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Exactly! Listen, I gotta go.
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Keep up the good work, Dewey.
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- Okay.
- Au revoir.
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- Anything?
- Super vague
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about when or if
they'll bring me back.
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It's definitely when, not if.
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I hope so.
Though I'm not exactly psyched
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to go back to being showered
with "Rocky sucks" chants.
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I know.
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But you can't control
whether people like you or not.
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Well, unfortunately
it's my job to control
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whether they like me or not.
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You know, you've got options.
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What do you mean?
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If wrestling
doesn't work out,
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you'll always have
that criminology minor
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from Miami.
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What do you got?
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Detective Johnson,
here's the victim.
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Oh, God.
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Another child.
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Actually, sir, victim
was full-grown adult male.
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- You're just really big.
- Mm-hmm.
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Good job, everybody. Mm.
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I don't think
that's my calling.
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Maybe not,
but my point stands.
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You have great options
in your life
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no matter what happens.
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Thanks, babe.
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Although sometimes it's not
about having options.
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Hmm? Sometimes it's
about knowing what you want.
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Yeah? And you know
what you want?
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I do.
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I do.
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Dany and I had been thinking
about getting married
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since we moved in together.
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But between her career
and mine,
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we could never find
the right time.
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So we embraced my down time,
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and threw the party
of our dreams.
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After worrying so much
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about what other people
thought of me,
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it felt good to focus
on my own happiness for once.
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I couldn't be happier
for you, son.
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Thank you, Dad.
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- She ain't pregnant is she?
- Dad, no.
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Okay, good.
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'Cause she drinkin' a lot
for a pregnant woman.
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Oh, look at all these
gorgeous presents.
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Wait, what is that?
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It's like a microwave
that's also a radio.
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The presets are defrost,
popcorn, and Cool 101.5?
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Maybe keep it
under your kitchen sink.
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It's from Vince.
I... is he not here?
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I thought you said
he RSVP'd "yes"?
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He did.
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What do you think it means
he didn't show?
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I'm sure it just means
he's busy.
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Besides, today's not
about the gifts.
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It's about my beautiful boy
and his darling wife
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looking gorgeous and happy
on their wedding day.
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Mm! Ohh!
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Mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm...
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This is gonna go on
for about an hour or so.
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- I'm more than good with that.
- Mm.
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My mom was right.
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And I was grateful
for all my friends and family
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that were there
to help me celebrate.
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Can you say a few words
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about Dwayne and Dany
on their big day?
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Look, I'm not gonna say
I'm disappointed, but, uh,
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I was really expecting
a roasted pig
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for this occasion.
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So you work with Dany
at Merrill Lynch, huh?
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Yep. Dany is the best...
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I believe
in an unbalanced portfolio.
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Yeah. Risk and aggression...
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Now that is what the Macho Man
is all about, baby.
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Yeah, dig it.
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Sorry, I think I'm drinking
out of your glass.
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Can't keep it straight.
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Like, I purposely didn't eat
pig yesterday
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'cause I thought for sure
that we were gonna
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have pig today.
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Yeah, Fa'amalo,
Dewey and Dany.
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And sorry for asking
for that plus one.
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She did not want to come.
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And there-there-there's no...
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There's no pig.
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♪ Ooh, baby, baby
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♪ Baby, baby, ooh, baby
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So how long do we think
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until one of these guys
splits their pants?
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That's why ol' Bruno
always travels
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with a sewing kit.
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Oh, look at that.
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I didn't know
that Dewey had moves like that.
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- All right, Dewey. Whoo!
- Push it
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That knee looks great, too.
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Oh, he's been
incredibly diligent
257
00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:38,760
- with his rehab.
- Yeah.
258
00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:39,978
I just hope it pays off.
259
00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:41,240
You know how Vince can be.
260
00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:42,851
It's like I always say,
Vince doesn't send
261
00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:44,635
a gold-plated microwave
that's also a radio
262
00:09:44,719 --> 00:09:46,158
to wrestlers
he doesn't believe in.
263
00:09:46,242 --> 00:09:47,551
Oh, that's
what you always say, huh?
264
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,992
Hey, that's boy's got
10,000 lives.
265
00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:56,865
And I don't think we've even
seen three of them yet.
266
00:09:56,949 --> 00:09:58,562
All right?
267
00:09:58,646 --> 00:10:01,783
Salt-N-Pepa's here
and we're in effect
268
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:05,264
And I've known Dewey
since he was yea high.
269
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:09,007
Come to think of it,
I owe the kid a headband.
270
00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,226
And say a few words
271
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,402
about Rocky Johnson's
new training gym.
272
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,753
At the corner
of Freemont and Lemon Grove
273
00:10:15,837 --> 00:10:19,801
next to the 24-Hour Tires.
274
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:20,932
24.
275
00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:23,736
- Go there, Hulkamaniacs.
- 24.
276
00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:30,638
- Hey, Hulkster.
- There he is.
277
00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,727
- Congrats, newlywed.
- Hollywood himself.
278
00:10:32,811 --> 00:10:33,771
Thanks for coming, brother.
279
00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:35,120
Wouldn't miss it
for the world.
280
00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:36,557
I guess
when the invite said black tie,
281
00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:38,646
I forgot to mention
black mustache.
282
00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:39,777
I'll be honest,
the bleach job
283
00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:40,952
is hell on my nostrils.
284
00:10:41,036 --> 00:10:42,214
Oh, yeah.
It's hell on my eyes, too.
285
00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:44,521
It's good to see you happy,
brother.
286
00:10:44,605 --> 00:10:46,175
Thank you.
287
00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:47,785
Look, I've been catching you
on "Raw," and I feel for you.
288
00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:49,091
The fans can be cruel.
289
00:10:49,175 --> 00:10:50,832
Yeah, I mean, they hate me,
Hulk.
290
00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,138
I mean, tonight's been amazing,
but...
291
00:10:53,222 --> 00:10:54,836
I'd be lying if I said
I wasn't worried
292
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,446
about where my career is going.
293
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,230
Look, you got
more personality in you
294
00:10:58,314 --> 00:10:59,928
than what you're showing
as Rocky Maivia.
295
00:11:00,012 --> 00:11:01,843
- He's so...
- Earnest?
296
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,322
I was gonna say punchable.
297
00:11:03,406 --> 00:11:05,411
But, yeah,
earnest is good, too.
298
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:06,412
I just wish I could see
you being
299
00:11:06,496 --> 00:11:07,718
more of yourself out there.
300
00:11:07,802 --> 00:11:09,764
You're good with words.
You should use them.
301
00:11:09,848 --> 00:11:11,287
I wish.
302
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,549
Right now it feels
like I'm fighting
303
00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,203
with one hand tied
behind my back.
304
00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:16,379
Well, hey...
305
00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:17,815
here's to that wish coming
true.
306
00:11:17,899 --> 00:11:19,251
Cheers, brother.
307
00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:20,383
You got any lactate?
308
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:21,514
My tummy ain't much for dairy.
309
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,927
- I, uh...
- Screw it.
310
00:11:26,255 --> 00:11:27,346
I'll hit the dance floor
and blame Macho.
311
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:29,410
- Okay.
- Hey, Macho!
312
00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,482
Now, what Hulk had said
313
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,788
was something
that I had been feeling
314
00:11:33,872 --> 00:11:35,267
for a while, which was,
315
00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:38,444
there wasn't enough me
in Rocky Maivia.
316
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,098
I just didn't know
if I'd ever get the chance
317
00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,317
to be more authentic.
318
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,623
But, you know,
after my wedding,
319
00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:44,276
I was
in a much better head space.
320
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,801
I had taken control
of what I could.
321
00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:48,367
And I was also reminded
322
00:11:48,451 --> 00:11:50,805
about how much I loved
wrestling.
323
00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:52,458
I was in the right place
324
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,330
to get
a life-changing phone call.
325
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,201
Ready for the honeymoon
express?
326
00:11:56,285 --> 00:11:59,335
- Don't tell anyone I said that.
- I won't.
327
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,250
In a few hours,
we'll be swimming
328
00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:02,599
with dolphins in Tahiti.
329
00:12:02,683 --> 00:12:04,340
Hey, how many do you think
it'll take
330
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,298
to pull me around the pool,
two, maybe three?
331
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,129
Hello?
332
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,262
Dwayne! Congratulations.
333
00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:14,759
Hey, Vince.
334
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,342
I hear it was
a beautiful ceremony.
335
00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:20,748
Yes. Yes, it was.
336
00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:22,874
Hey, and thank you
for the microwave.
337
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,490
Don't use it.
It's been recalled.
338
00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:25,840
Cancer stuff. Terrible product.
339
00:12:25,924 --> 00:12:27,319
I'm sending you
a blender instead.
340
00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:28,712
Oh. Okay.
341
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:31,106
So seems like rehab's
been going well.
342
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:32,455
I heard you were
out on the dance floor
343
00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:33,717
cutting a rug with that knee.
344
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,937
Yeah, yeah, it has.
I feel great.
345
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,112
Glad to hear it.
346
00:12:37,196 --> 00:12:38,983
Looks like it's time
to bring you back.
347
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,811
It is?
348
00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:43,292
Great. Thank you.
349
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:46,121
What would you think
about coming back as a heel?
350
00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:48,141
- Heel?
- Changing it up.
351
00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:53,389
Honestly, I think
that's a great idea.
352
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,999
I've been wanting
to shake things up,
353
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,785
and I feel like I've got
a lot more to offer the WWF.
354
00:12:57,869 --> 00:12:59,482
We think so, too.
355
00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:00,744
Okay. Excellent.
356
00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:02,485
We'll see you in Biloxi
in a week.
357
00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:04,095
Okay.
358
00:13:04,179 --> 00:13:06,489
- Biloxi in a week.
- Ah!
359
00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:08,143
That's so weird.
360
00:13:08,227 --> 00:13:10,406
Biloxi was my second choice
for honeymoon destinations.
361
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:15,237
So Vince's plan
was to have me turn heel
362
00:13:15,321 --> 00:13:17,848
and join
the Nation of Domination.
363
00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:21,286
Now, you gotta understand,
back then in the WWF,
364
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:23,549
they were all about grouping
its wrestlers together
365
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:26,161
in crews and in factions.
366
00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:29,381
And they were also all about
just complete chaos
367
00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:30,731
in the best way.
368
00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:32,602
Yeah, I was a big
Hart Foundation fan.
369
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,908
I like a guy
with the confidence
370
00:13:33,992 --> 00:13:35,344
to wear pink pants.
371
00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:38,086
Well,
our gimmick in the Nation
372
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,001
was militant Black bad asses.
373
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,480
And I was put over
by our leader,
374
00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:42,917
and one of my good friends,
375
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:45,180
the legendary Ron Simmons,
who went by Farooq.
376
00:13:45,264 --> 00:13:48,009
The official knocked silly
on that one.
377
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,838
Wait a minute,
there's Rocky Maivia.
378
00:13:50,922 --> 00:13:52,187
What's he doing in the ring?
379
00:13:52,271 --> 00:13:55,494
I loved Vince's plan
for my match.
380
00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:57,540
I'd go
from a punchable good guy
381
00:13:57,624 --> 00:13:59,411
to one bad dude.
382
00:13:59,495 --> 00:14:00,848
Booyah!
383
00:14:00,932 --> 00:14:02,719
Wait, that was
your "bad dude" look?
384
00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:04,112
Are those denim shorts?
385
00:14:04,196 --> 00:14:06,505
Hey, that was the fashion
of the time.
386
00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,681
What? Wait a minute!
387
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,467
Rocky Maivia's rehabilitation
for his knee injury
388
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,034
has been complete.
389
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,210
- And what is going on here?
- There's your winner, Farooq!
390
00:14:15,294 --> 00:14:17,342
Then Vince had Farooq
make me an offer.
391
00:14:17,426 --> 00:14:19,562
Does sweet,
smiling Rocky Maivia
392
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:20,606
join the Nation?
393
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,043
And when I finally accepted,
394
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,132
I was sure I was gonna blow
everybody's mind.
395
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:27,483
Whoa, I think we have
a new member of the Nation.
396
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,877
I remember that.
That was pretty badass.
397
00:14:29,961 --> 00:14:31,879
I thought so too.
398
00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:33,968
You know
who didn't think that?
399
00:14:34,052 --> 00:14:36,100
- The crowd.
- Yeah!
400
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,280
♪ Nation of Domination
401
00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:46,371
Happy to have you with us,
Rock.
402
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:48,765
Yeah, it's an honor
to be with you guys.
403
00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:50,375
Hey, uh, be honest.
404
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:52,856
I get a pop at all out there?
It felt quiet.
405
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,902
I'ma always shoot you
straight.
406
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,251
You ain't pop worth a damn.
407
00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:57,905
Straight out the gate, huh?
408
00:14:57,989 --> 00:15:00,298
- Snap, crackle, no pop.
- And you're still going.
409
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,083
Orville Redenbacher
you are not.
410
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,345
- Great.
- It was so quiet
411
00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:05,390
- I thought I lost my hearing.
- Wow.
412
00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:07,958
Okay, so why do you think
Vince put me with the Nation?
413
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,047
Race. I'd say race.
414
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:12,267
I mean,
I-I get the race thing.
415
00:15:12,351 --> 00:15:14,095
I don't love it, but I get it.
416
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:17,750
But why does Rocky Maivia
the man belong in the Nation?
417
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,404
Like, what's my angle?
418
00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:21,667
You're the fourth man
in a four-man crew.
419
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,992
I don't think Vince
is thinking about your angles.
420
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,369
Doesn't matter
if I'm a baby face or a heel.
421
00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:29,240
Nobody gives a damn.
422
00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:30,938
People ain't gonna give
a damn
423
00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:33,349
till you make them give
a damn.
424
00:15:35,026 --> 00:15:36,944
You son of a bitch.
425
00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:38,293
I'm gonna kill you.
426
00:15:38,377 --> 00:15:41,165
Boss, I got my time card here
for you to sign.
427
00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:43,298
I worked one hour on Monday.
428
00:15:43,382 --> 00:15:45,604
Two hours on Tuesday.
429
00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:47,693
Wednesday was a bank holiday.
430
00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:49,739
Four hours on...
431
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,394
Pat, you think I could get
a few minutes with the boss?
432
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:53,656
Yeah, I think
we're good here.
433
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,266
That was a pretty perfect take.
Let's cut!
434
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:56,615
Nailed it.
435
00:15:58,397 --> 00:15:59,967
Yeah, so I think
if I'm gonna have any shot
436
00:16:00,051 --> 00:16:01,490
of getting over as a heel,
437
00:16:01,574 --> 00:16:03,448
I need some time on the mic
to show my personality.
438
00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:07,017
Kid, "Raw" is like
a fine-tuned Swiss watch, hmm?
439
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:08,497
Timed to the second.
440
00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:10,499
Or better yet, like a sausage
that's been stuffed
441
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,675
full of pork
to the brink of explosion.
442
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,634
- We don't have extra time.
- I understand. I do.
443
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:17,941
But the fans need to know
444
00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:19,856
why Rocky Maivia
is turning heel.
445
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,292
Otherwise,
they're never gonna care.
446
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:23,991
I just need a chance
to show them the real me.
447
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,340
I'm listening.
448
00:16:25,424 --> 00:16:27,124
So if you gave me, like,
12 minutes
449
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,257
- to explain it to them...
- I'll give you 2.
450
00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:31,041
- I'll take it.
- Yeah.
451
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,564
But, you know,
2 1/2 would give me some time
452
00:16:32,648 --> 00:16:34,541
to work in some back story...
2 is fine.
453
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,309
Ultimately, that was a vote
of confidence from Vince.
454
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:39,789
I mean, getting microphone time
455
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,618
on a live broadcast of "Raw"
is precious.
456
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,837
And he still believed
in Rocky Maivia enough
457
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,536
to give it to me,
and I had to prove him right.
458
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,321
I had one shot
to make the crowd give a damn.
459
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:52,584
So did you know
what you were gonna say?
460
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,543
I just wanted to be honest.
461
00:16:54,627 --> 00:16:56,458
♪ We are the Nation
462
00:17:00,589 --> 00:17:03,421
♪ Nation of Domination
463
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,165
♪ Nation of Domination
464
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:11,038
Oh, Dewey looks so cute
when he's acting tough.
465
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,778
Heel looks good on him.
466
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:14,998
Rocky, pull up your tank.
467
00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:17,392
Your son's wife can see
your chi-chis.
468
00:17:17,476 --> 00:17:18,915
Everybody can see 'em.
469
00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:21,178
I worked hard on these babies.
Ba-boom!
470
00:17:21,262 --> 00:17:23,876
Okay. Great.
471
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,663
- You lookin'?
- I'm... I'm not looking.
472
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,578
Come on, Dewey,
let's do this.
473
00:17:29,662 --> 00:17:31,058
Old man Johnson,
474
00:17:31,142 --> 00:17:32,407
I want you to take a look
at this man right here.
475
00:17:32,491 --> 00:17:34,409
As Farooq was giving
his promo,
476
00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:37,064
time slowed down for me
as I waited for my moment.
477
00:17:37,148 --> 00:17:39,327
All I knew is that I wanted
to be my honest,
478
00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:40,632
authentic self.
479
00:17:40,716 --> 00:17:41,938
And as I looked out
into the crowd
480
00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:43,722
at all those fans
who had given me hell
481
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:47,030
over the past year,
it all became clear.
482
00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:49,685
Tell 'em, Rocky.
483
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,470
I've got three words...
484
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:56,909
die, Rocky, die.
485
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,564
That's the gratitude I get
from you pieces of crap...
486
00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:02,219
For all my blood, my sweat,
487
00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:03,655
and my tears?
488
00:18:03,739 --> 00:18:05,918
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
489
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,573
This isn't
about the color of my skin.
490
00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:12,142
This is about respect.
491
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:16,233
I became the youngest
intercontinental champion
492
00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:18,192
in WWF history.
493
00:18:18,276 --> 00:18:20,194
And what did it get me?
494
00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:22,326
In arenas across the country,
495
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,763
I heard chants
of "Rocky sucks."
496
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:29,420
Well, Rocky Maivia's
a lot of things,
497
00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:32,267
but sucks isn't one of them.
498
00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:35,774
And I want to make
one thing clear
499
00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:38,212
to all you jackass fans
out there.
500
00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:42,738
Rocky Maivia and the new
Nation of Domination
501
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:47,090
lives, breathes,
and dies respect.
502
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,613
And we will earn it
503
00:18:48,697 --> 00:18:53,140
by any means necessary.
504
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:57,666
♪ We are the Nation
of Domination ♪
505
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,538
At that moment,
I felt incredible.
506
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,105
I mean, finally getting
a chance
507
00:19:02,189 --> 00:19:04,586
to express myself,
my true self...
508
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,153
Kind of like when I played
Kim Jong Un,
509
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,416
- except no one saw it.
- I saw it.
510
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,765
- Yeah?
- Yeah. You were great.
511
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,245
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
512
00:19:11,329 --> 00:19:12,811
But, you know, at that time,
513
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:13,986
I didn't know whether or not
514
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,814
my promo registered
with the fans
515
00:19:15,898 --> 00:19:17,555
or even the WWE executives.
516
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,818
You've gotta remember
it was 1997.
517
00:19:19,902 --> 00:19:21,864
So there was no hopping
on social media
518
00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:23,213
to get instant reactions.
519
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,650
- Oh, that sounds amazing.
- If only.
520
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,652
But you must have had
some read on how it went.
521
00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,089
How did it go backstage?
522
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,656
Hey, Pat.
523
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,180
Interesting stuff there,
Rock.
524
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:34,485
Yeah, what'd you think?
525
00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:35,704
They were riled up, right?
526
00:19:35,788 --> 00:19:37,097
I mean, at least some of them.
527
00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:38,924
Uh, I mean you rattled
a few cages,
528
00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:40,317
but it could be cheap heat.
529
00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:41,623
You called them pieces of crap.
530
00:19:41,707 --> 00:19:42,885
Yeah.
531
00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:44,321
That was fun. I did enjoy that.
532
00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:46,280
I'll give you this,
you were more interesting
533
00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:47,455
in the last two minutes
534
00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:48,499
than you've been
in the last six months.
535
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,848
Wow, okay.
536
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:52,024
Everybody just out the gate
with the honesty.
537
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,201
Interesting isn't always
necessarily good.
538
00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:56,203
You know? My cat throws up
a human thumb.
539
00:19:56,287 --> 00:19:59,162
Is it interesting? Sure.
But is it good? No.
540
00:19:59,246 --> 00:20:01,904
- Did that really happen?
- Hey, stay focused.
541
00:20:01,988 --> 00:20:03,558
What matters now
is what the folks at home think
542
00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:05,429
about the new Rocky Maivia.
543
00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:06,865
Eh, we'll find out soon enough.
544
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:09,216
The next live show's
in five days.
545
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,000
You step out into that crowd
in Chicago,
546
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,656
we'll know all we need to know
about whether you got over.
547
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,371
Thanks, Pat.
548
00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:23,665
Well, I casually walked
by Vince four times that night
549
00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:25,623
and got nothing.
550
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:27,886
I didn't know how any of it
was gonna shake out.
551
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,932
But either way,
I'm glad I did it.
552
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:33,718
It allowed me the opportunity
to be my true, authentic self,
553
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:35,242
to control my narrative.
554
00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:39,550
And that, Mr. President,
is exactly what you need to do.
555
00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:42,249
You're right.
556
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,641
Thank you for your insight,
Dwayne.
557
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,730
You are a gifted storyteller.
558
00:20:45,814 --> 00:20:47,254
Isn't he?
559
00:20:47,338 --> 00:20:48,907
Which is why I need you
to bring some of that magic
560
00:20:48,991 --> 00:20:51,214
to Gjelgjiughm and solve
this coffee crisis for us.
561
00:20:51,298 --> 00:20:55,175
Turns out Prime Minister Honig
is a huge Rock fan.
562
00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:57,264
She uses your catchphrases
in her speeches.
563
00:20:57,348 --> 00:20:59,744
She knows
all of your matches in detail,
564
00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:01,633
and I think, with
the exception of "Huskies,"
565
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,921
has seen all of your movies.
566
00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:04,685
Is she not an animation fan
or something?
567
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,055
Because "Huskies" was good.
568
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,599
We need you to fly
to Gjelgjiughm
569
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,786
and convince her to take
this coffee trade deal.
570
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:13,149
America needs you,
Dwayne Johnson.
571
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,630
You are the only man
for this job.
572
00:21:15,714 --> 00:21:20,722
Will you go on a coffee run
for America?
573
00:21:20,806 --> 00:21:23,942
I'm honored, Mr. President.
Thank you.
574
00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:27,163
- But no.
- Fantastic. Wait...
575
00:21:27,247 --> 00:21:28,856
Wait, I didn't hear
that last bit.
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