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It's a bit awkward,
'cause she's your sister.
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But?
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She's started doing this thing
where I'll start talking,
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telling a story,
something that happened that day,
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something, something small,
some bollocks, I dunno.
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Anyway, I get to the point
of the story, and...
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Do you know anyone called Paul?
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What?
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Thanks, mate.
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Do you live here?
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Just visiting.
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Why?
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I'm a professor. I've written a book.
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What's it called?
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Did it take you long?
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Four years.
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You sold many?
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Sixty-two.
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Mostly to libraries.
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What's it about?
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It's about the anatomy, physiology,
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and pathology
of the nervous system of animals.
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What, like their brains?
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Brains, neural pathways. Uh-hmm.
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What, so you know
what animals are thinking?
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What's Spud thinking right now?
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Is he happy?
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Technically speaking,
if Spud isn't... thirsty,
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hungry, in danger, or pain, then...
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broadly speaking, I suppose he is.
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What about you?
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Broadly speaking...
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Well, I'd say with confidence,
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and in terms
that even Spud here would grasp,
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uh, I'm constantly thirsty,
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in exquisite pain, and...
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massive, colossal,
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clear and present, almost biblical danger.
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So, you want some acid?
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Yes.
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Check on one salmon,
one beef, one ceviche,
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two lobster, two chip,
two purple sprouting.
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Yes, Chef!
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Afternoon.
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Hey. Just checking how you're doing.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm not bad, not bad.
I'm okay.
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Where's Greta?
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Uh, she's with Mom and Dad. Mm.
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Have you spoken to Amandine?
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I've not, actually,
but I'm seeing her tonight, so...
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Is Jeff back?
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He's back tonight. Do you need him?
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No, no, no, all good.
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Just, um, ah when er...
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Once I've gone to see Amandine,
I might need to just pop down
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and see you guys for a little bit,
if that's...
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Listen, Lue, I should go.
I've gotta get back to it, you know.
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Okay, love.
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Love you.
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I love ya.
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- Ah!
- Hey!
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I was born in 1876,
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into a poor rural family.
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Thank you.
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And I came to Paris aged 16.
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And for six years,
I worked at a biscuit factory.
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But at night,
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I would draw the pictures
I saw in my mind.
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You are a genius, Madeleine.
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Coco knows this.
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If you get too big, she will destroy you.
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How can you say that?
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Coco is arguably the most
influential fashion designer of all time.
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- Madeleine...
- She revolutionised
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the way women dressed,
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whilst capitalising her status
as a fashion icon.
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What's more, you're marrying her.
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Madeleine...
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Yeah, I know.
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I should go, I think.
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- Why? It's not even 3:00.
- I know.
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I need to pick up the kids from school.
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Uh, what kids?
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Nothing.
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Madeleine.
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Oh, yes, I should go.
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Madeline...
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Why are you here?
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That's just it.
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I'm not.
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I'd like to welcome to the panel,
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from Cauis College, Dr. Rita Hamley,
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our very own Professor Junaid Gupta,
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from the University of Santa Fe,
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visiting professor Dr. Alison Brooker,
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and from the University of Exeter,
Dr. Jefferson Wilson.
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Psychology is the study of mental
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or behavioural disorders in...
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Historically,
there has been a...
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Dr. Wilson?
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Um, I'm sorry, what was the question?
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We recently used neuroimaging
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to investigate serotonergic
and dopaminergic
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neurotransmission in dogs
with canine compulsive disorder,
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or CCD.
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...to measure the serotonin
receptor availability.
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Dr. Wilson, is everything okay?
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Jeff's done something.
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Something terrible.
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He doesn't know I know, but...
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I know.
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I know everything.
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Traitors!
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Coco!
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- Coco?
- You betrayed me.
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Coco, no!
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No, don't!
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No, no!
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- Lue.
- No, no.
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No, no!
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Hello?
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Leave me alone.
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What are you doing?
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Please don't jump.
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Whatever it is,
whatever's happening,
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it's not too late.
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Please. You're all right.
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Here.
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Here, grab me.
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You're all right.
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You're all right.
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What's your name?
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Jeff.
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Do I know you?
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Right, I've locked the back door.
I'll see you later.
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Do you want me to bring anything?
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Uh, just yourselves.
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What are we having?
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- Beef wellington.
- Ah, Dom's favourite. Can't wait.
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- See you!
- See you.
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Hello, Jamie.
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The baby was yours.
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Fine. Whatever.
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You know, I just thought...
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I dunno how you'd know that, but...
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- I know.
- Great.
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Terrific.
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- I'm sure you have questions.
- Me?
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Nah.
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Nah. You know, blah, blah, blah,
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"Oh, I get it! Oh, I see now, of course!
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- Silly me!"
- Jamie...
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I'm gonna go in a minute.
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But before I do...
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Dave,
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Jason...
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Jeff.
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My best friend,
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best man, at our wedding.
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Lue's husband.
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Greta's uncle.
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Father to my parents'
other two grandchildren, Wilf and Lily.
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Greta.
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My parents.
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Lue.
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Me.
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Okay.
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"I call from the deep!
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Follow me!
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Come with me, Jamie,
let's go on a magic carpet ride!
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Oh, look, there's a whale!
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By the way, I'm pregnant!
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Who cares? I'm floating on air!"
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I smashed your violin.
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- I know.
- Good.
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I get it, I know it's,
you know, priceless,
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one of a kind, all that, you know,
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I don't know how you'll ever get over it.
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So, that's that?
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It's over, but you don't
even want to know why?
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All right, go on then.
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For a laugh, let's have a giggle.
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You tell me, go on.
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You share with me, oh mysterious one,
oh Amandine,
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why hast thou swapped our lives
for a cheap fuck,
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for lots of cheap fucks?
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- Does the amount matter?
- Well, it does to me.
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It does if one of 'em's my best friend.
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Okay.
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But forget about Jeff for a moment.
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Okay, well, it's difficult to do that.
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I mean, like, it's really fucking hard.
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But if it was just the other two,
or, say, one...
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- Do you wanna pick one, or shall I?
- Jamie...
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To be clear, one is devastating!
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- It's cataclysmic!
- Cataclysmic?
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Catastrophic!
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Okay, so one is enough.
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One is ample.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I cannot imagine how it felt.
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The thought of it.
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Me doing it with someone else,
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the things that we did, and other things.
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With Dave, the sex was okay.
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Not amazing.
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Jason was better.
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He liked to roleplay.
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You know, like, fantasy stuff.
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Crazy shit.
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He was pretty open-minded.
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Jeff I feel bad about.
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The first time we were doing it,
I thought,
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"Amandine, what the fuck are you doing?
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This is Jamie's best friend.
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What kind of a monster are you?
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Just stop, stop it, stop.
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It's just fucking wrong,
it's so fucking..."
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but then,
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suddenly I just came really hard.
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Huge orgasm.
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For about a minute.
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It's not what he was doing.
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I mean, he was good, don't get me wrong,
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but, uh, it was more,
I dunno, the situation.
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Yeah, I know it's hard to hear,
but it's better to know, right?
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Otherwise it'll just... drive you crazy.
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Look,
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I know what I did was terrible.
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I've done terrible things.
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Cheating is bad,
cheating is awful, cheating is...
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But then, is it?
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I mean, it's only sex.
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We have contraception.
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And monogamy, it's a beautiful idea,
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but you have to admit
it's pretty fucking hard, right?
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Asking one man to represent
the whole of manhood for you.
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He is the man, she is the woman,
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the only one that there will ever be,
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her vagina is all vaginas,
his cock, the cock.
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I mean, you have to admit,
it's hard to live up to, right?
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And faithful people, well...
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they just sneak off
and masturbate over someone else.
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He's in the toilet imagining
fucking the girl from work.
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She's in the bedroom imagining sucking off
the guy from the gym,
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and then they both come out
and they bathe the kids together,
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watch Grand Designs.
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But they are faithful people,
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'cause they would never actually eat
the ice cream,
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because actually eating the ice cream
is wrong.
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Eating the ice cream is the worst thing
in the world, it's evil.
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You're only saying this
'cause you got caught.
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Oh, you didn't catch me.
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What?
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Do you remember our manifesto?
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Do you remember what it said?
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It said, "Love is impossible.
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If love is impossible,
we must believe in the impossible.
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We must believe in magic."
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That was seven years, three weeks,
and one day ago.
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This was last year.
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- Hey, Babe.
- Hey, you made it.
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Just in time.
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- How was it?
- Oh, you know.
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- How are the monkeys?
- Upstairs.
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They've been golden.
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That smells lovely.
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- What are we having?
- Beef Wellington.
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Hey, could you get some wine?
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- On it.
- Thank you.
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Ah, fuck.
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Hello?
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Yeah.
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Jeff.
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- Yeah.
- It's for you.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi Jamie.
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We need to talk.
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