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Previously, on "Below Deck Medeterranen"...

Storm's really in the good books at the moment.

It's nice to have him around to, like, cuddle.

I do want Dave to realize that there is this line

that he cannot cross.

I can't deal with the messages, like...

I'm still ****inging in love with her,

but that's not happening, so I need to be able

to just push it away.

- Oh! - [crash]

Oh!

Do you need medical?

You twisted your ankle?

My heart is in my stomach.

These guests are very demanding.

Ah!

So, to lose one from your team, I literally feel sick.

Kyle's obviously upset because he wants

to finish the season, but, I mean,

we're quite short-handed as it is.

Yes, you need a third person.

To say goodbye is one of the most difficult moments

for me that I've had.

- Bye, Kyle! - Love you guys!

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 18

Episode Title: "Stuck In the Griddle With You" Aired on: October 31, 2022.

I know, it's not just...

What don't you see that I see?

Oh!

Thank you, Reid.

We just must get all of the linens off the beds...

Uh-huh.

And all of the towels, we just need to wash everything.

Everyone is exhausted.

Last charter... ed all of us,

and there's still an overwhelming

amount of work to be done.

[bleep].

Feel like we're in the sh** in this scenario.

David, Natasha, and Storm, meet me in the crew mess

for charter number nine preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

All right.

- So, we made it. - We did indeed.

Charter number nine, final charter.

Co-primaries Josh Joseph and his daughter, Sydney Joseph,

are the founders of their own investment company.

They're joined by business partners Ashley and Michael,

aka Mook, the business partner/NFL players

Dominique Easley and Jordan Reed.

I think that the football boys

are gonna put some food back, hey?

I don't know anything about American football.

I watch a sh** ton of Premier League.

Liverpool for life, baby.

You never ****inging walk alone.

For dinner, surf-and-turf celebration.

Guests request steak and lobster dinner.

Guests request a classic take on a Las Vegas casino party.

In the afternoon, the guests would like

to play on all the water toys.

Final charter. Tomorrow we board, 12:00.

Guests will board us on anchor due to potential weather.

- Thank you. - Thanks, Captain.

Thank you, Sandy.

Ugh!

But I think you should be on your normal shift,

because you can still do dinner service with me.

Mm.

But she's late as in, like, Kyle was with me,

so then she can just clear up.

I think she'll be quick, she's a housekeeping stew.

It's been me and Kyle on service the entire season.

I just need to get... from the sundeck

No, I can grab that up.

Yeah, I've got your tequila coming up.

- Uh-uh. - My asshole burns.

Nat's someone that I don't get along with.

For her to actually be stuck with me,

it could potentially be a bit of a disaster.

Forty-eight hours.

That's all we need to get through is the next 48 hours,

and we're done.

Last charter.

Mm, it's, like, bittersweet for me.

It's gonna be weird.

Meeting Nat and having the connection with her

that I have, you know, I don't really wanna say goodbye to her.

I suck at goodbyes.

Here we go, this is it.

Last charter.

Ooh!

Oh, no, look at the weather.

Oh sh**, where did that come from?

It looks like it may just be spotted clouds.

Tash when this girl comes and she says...

She's coming now.

Okay, rule number one, no bitchiness.

Yeah.

I can't deal with that right now.

We're too tired.

We got to get out with our lives.

I think that she's gonna be cute.

Yes, sir.

The water taxi's here.

- Hi! - Hi!

The new stew.

- Okay. - You look amazing.

Thank you, you too!

Oh, I'm Tasha.

Tasha, I'm Ellie, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So, let me take my shoes off before I ruin the teak,

- I don't wanna... - Ooh, look at your toenails.

Have you just had them shellacked?

Thanks, I had... I did them myself yesterday, actually.

My previous experience was working on a cruise line.

I only worked in the spa there, versus on a yacht.

As a stewardess, you kind of do everything.

I am a little bit out of my comfort zone, you know?

- Hi, how you doing? - Hi, hi.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm sorry, my hands are full. - How you doing, you well?

Let me give you a hug.

- What's your name again? - Dave.

Dave... nice to meet you, Dave, I'm Ellie.

Nice to meet you, Ellie.

Down to the crew areas.

- Meet Courtney now. - Hello.

Hi... hi, Courtney, how are you?

- This is Ellie. - Good, thanks, how are you?

Great, nice to meet you.

You look so glam, you look amazing.

I'm Natalya.

Hi, nice to meet you, hi, Natalya.

So nice to have you on board.

Thank you!

Very glamorous Elena, like, we're on a yacht,

but off to, like, a fashion show.

Like, I hope she's ready to get her hands dirty,

because she's going into housekeeping.

- Oh, this is cute. - So, this one's your bed.

Okay.

Here's your uniform,

and take you up to the bridge to see Captain Sandy.

Awesome, yay.

- Whereabouts are you from? - From Slovenia.

I felt like, you know, at least that was my experience,

that's how I saw Sedona,

and I kind of had to learn all these

different languages as a child.

So, my first interest was linguistics.

I've got a bachelor's degree in English and Russian languages

and literature, and my first job

was being a translator, actually.

I'm currently working on my seventh language,

which is Mandarin Chinese.

[speaking Mandarin]

Hi, hi, Captain, nice to meet you.

- Hi, hi, good morning. - You too.

- Good morning. - Welcome aboard.

Thank you so much, thank you for having me.

I'm happy to be here.

Yeah, that's great, and I really appreciate

you coming on board for this.

- Of course. - Thank you.

Okay, thank you, Captain.

Nice girl.

Is she nice?

Yeah?

Hi!

Oh, have you met Storm?

- Hi. - I have not met anybody.

- Nice to meet you, pleasure. - Storm.

Hi, nice to meet you.

- Storm? - Nice to meet you.

- What a cool name, awesome. - Thank you very much.

I'm Ellie.

Thank you so much for coming.

Well, I'm here for whatever you need.

All right, I'll see you soon.

Okay, I'll be there in a minute.

Once she's changed, then do you maybe wanna give her

a quick explanation of the laundry,

so that when she comes in she knows the system?

Yeah.

Courts, have you met the new stew?

Yeah, she's sexy.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm, you'll like her.

Although she's about double your height.

You'll be mainly on laundry and housekeeping for this trip,

which has been Nat's baby.

I think you've done laundry, haven't you?

I'm definitely, like, freaking out,

not being in control over the laundry.

But I'm like, oh, like, I think I've got high standards,

so it's hard to let someone else take the reins

when I've already got an idea in my head of how things should be.

See, that's good.

Awesome, yes.

Oh, it's the provisioner.

Storm, Storm, provisions are waiting on the dock

for us at the closest jetty to us.

All right, thanks, Tash, we'll get on it now.

- You two can go? - Yeah.

Are you on, Johnny?

Bridge, bridge, that's the tender away

with Courtney and Mzi.

Copy, Courts.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I'm having a bit of trouble with the ironing board.

It's a little bit hard to open it.

It's probably me, I don't know.

I pressed over here to release it, and then...

oh, my God.

Oh, okay, okay.

She needed the old one, two hit-a-roo.

Yeah.

Okay, never used this before.

ETA, like, four minutes.

Copy that, thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Hi.

Provisions, provisions.

- Hello! - Hey, I'm Reid.

My name is Elena, nice to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you.

This is just going to the main table.

Main table over here?

Yeah, you can walk trough these.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Wow, this girl is beautiful.

Have I got the disco balls in...

Don't be shellfish, mate.

Oh.

Okay, wow.

Dear Jesus.

- Dave? - Yeah?

With the lunch, is it soup for starter?

I'm doing, like, Mediterranean Greek lamb kofta,

and I'm gonna do a nice grilled sea bass.

All crew, all crew, get into your whites.

Meet me on the swim platform at 11:50.

Okay, copy.

This is Tash.

Ladies first.

- Hello. - Hello!

- Hi. - Hi, good afternoon.

All crew, all crew, guests are in the water taxi.

We're all good.

She's coming.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, here they come.

Oh!

Last charters always drag on for some reason.

It's like your body knows that you're coming to an end,

so it starts, like, to shut down.

I'm super exhausted and we haven't had time at all

to train the new stewardess.

We're basically giving Ellie a rag and said,

like, do the cabins.

The boat is not...

Here they are.

- Coming up... - Woo!

Ooh!

Welcome aboard.

How you doing, how you doing, how you doing?

Good, welcome.

I'm Dominique, nice to meet you.

I know who you are. Welcome.

Actually, it's nice to meet you.

You too, I'm so happy.

How are you?

Hi, I'm Courtney, nice to meet you.

These guys are hot.

The only thing I really know about American football,

I think, is that they say, like, "32 hut."

We've got some cold towels here, if you'd like, from Ellie.

If you'd like to refresh your hands at all, or no?

Sure, thank you!

Thank you so much, I appreciate it.

Natasha is gonna show you around,

and then we're gonna get settled in.

We'll do an exterior tour first.

Cool.

Here's the bridge deck aft.

Most meals will take place at this table.

You got some pancakes on the boat?

- No pancakes. - No pancakes?

We'll have pancakes later.

I eat pancakes for breakfast, for lunch, for dinner... yeah.

Oh!

I'll get Chef Dave to make some for you.

Any particular flavor?

No, just a particular way.

Okay.

Last one, brother.

- Yes. - Up here, we have the Jacuzzi.

- It is gorgeous. - It is gorgeous.

Boy, these damn stairs ain't good for my knees, boy.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, wow, Gucci.

Then we can head through down to the owner's suite.

These stairs look crazy right now!

It seems a little bit dangerous.

Forget the stairs.

- Holy sh** - This is beautiful.

- Perfect, we'll take it. - That would be, yeah.

Captain Sandy, the Kris Jenner of yachting.

She's a momager, she's a manager,

she's a yachtager, she's Captain Sandy.

Let's go check out the other places.

You going downstairs?

One more time... can you do this?

sh**

So, this is the VIP suite.

- Ooh! - Oh!

And then the other cabins are kind of very similar.

Listen, I am not gonna feel comfortable sleeping

with that much water right next to my head like that.

You can't escape the water, bro.

No, no, no, I know I can't escape it,

but I'm gonna take my ass upstairs.

Please, sir, may I have some of your money?

Hey, we're done with the tour, right?

Yes.

All right, my love, I'm gonna get changed quickly.

Okay, guys, let's all get changed into our wets.

Yeah, copy.

Where are you from?

Australia, from Perth.

- Beautiful. - Yeah.

A dream of mine is to hold a koala bear.

Oh, my God, everyone thinks they're really

soft and cuddly... they're not.

They scratch you, and they also have chlamydia.

No way! That is crazy.

It's a fact, it's actually a fact.

Everyone's like, "Oh, they look so cute and stuff."

They're not, they're furry and they...

- And they'll give you an STD. - Yeah.

Get the slide out, get the toys out.

Whenever you'd like to make your way to the table

and get ready for lunch.

Anything that can float is going on that ****ing water.

Ellie, Ellie, Tasha.

Please, can you come up to the main pantry?

We just need your help for lunch service.

Copy that.

So, Dave, I think the guests are making their way up now.

Yeah, I'm ready to go.

There was a point in the season where I was, like,

I've had enough, I can't handle this emotionally and mentally,

because of Tash.

But at the end of the day, I'm here to do a job

and I wanna make sure I get it done well.

So, now it's time to just go full, like, tunnel vision...

one focus.

I'm coming for you.

Let's go.

I'll be right with you,

we're just gonna do drinks and stuff first.

What do you call this?

[chattering]

No, you do not like fancy enough for this.

Yeah, for my bathing suit.

So, Nat just needs a hand upstairs.

If you can, please, just pour waters for them.

Look at the ****ing view.

Malta's a pretty cool place.

Okay, that is salmon.

Three, two...

Would you like some still water?

- Yeah. - Sparkling?

Sure.

Oh, wow.

Any more to go up, Dave?

- Sweet potato? - Smoked sweet potato, yeah.

What is this?

So, we've got sweet potato.

- Wow, that looks great. - You can smell the smoke.

There's just one more thing.

I'll run it up and I'll come explain.

Oh, perfect.

Natasha, we've got a nice lamb kofta there.

We've got some grilled salmon with some pickled courgette,

some smoked sweet potato there, mixed tomato

and black bean salad there, just a little bit of texture.

Thank you.

- Yeah, this sh**'s nice. - Thanks, guys.

Mm.

- Oh, the sweet potato's good. - That was really good.

I just really wanna say I appreciate it,

I appreciate the moment to really bask in it with you guys.

- Thank you. - Oh.

Thanks, sweetie.

That brought a tear to my eye.

Oh!

My ex reached out to me basically saying

he wants to get back together again.

I always feel sick about the thought of being alone,

but all I can feel is the way he looked at me

when he told me to [bleep] off.

Literally, like, he wanted me to die.

Boy, that lamb looks good.

Mm, it's really good.

- What you want? - Just hand me...

you can use your hands.

Yeah, you can just toss me it.

Tash, going well with the table?

Hey, can you please stop messaging me?

I don't need this right now.

I'm trying to...

I'm trying to do my last charter.

It's all right.

Okay.

You do you, Natasha.

Here you go.

Are you about to take out the jet-skis?

Yeah, yeah.

Where's D?

- He hasn't slept in... - [crash]

Oh, my God, did you just...

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

- Oh, that was not good. - Oh, my God.

She just clocked something.

Oh, my God.

I did that when I was little...

I ran into a screen door

and my dad thought it was hilarious.

- I did. - You okay, Ellie?

Can I grab one of the WaveRunners

and just take it out for a few minutes?

Of course you can.

I'm sorry, I don't have that much experience in service.

I do love to learn, though, so I'm about learning, but...

No, honestly, you've been incredible.

Thank you so much.

Just press the red button and you can get on and out of here.

Enjoy!

[text chimes]

Oh, I was wondering, how do you tell people's laundry apart,

because it's not really labeled, per se.

Oh, I know.

So, where...

I'll have to ask Nat what she normally does.

Okay.

You're strong.

[text chimes]

Actually, I'll be back in just one moment.

Pretty awesome, right?

So awesome.

None of this is okay.

I am so fed up with dealing with this now.

Do you use distilled water for this, or regular water?

- Bottled water. - Bottled water?

Enjoy.

Good job!

For tonight, like, activities tonight...

Yeah?

Do we have a theme we're doing tonight?

Tonight we thought casino.

- It is, so it's Vegas, okay. - Yeah, Vegas.

Just so I can tell everyone to dress for Vegas.

Vegas. Lovely.

I'm about to have a conversation with you, big fella.

Yeah?

Me personally, I would like some pancakes.

- For dinner? - Yeah.

I like it crispy around the edges, though.

- Yeah, okay. - Not too fluffy.

No worries, I can do that.

A question... do y'all have coconut oil?

- We do, yes. - Ooh, okay.

Do you want me to do it in coconut oil?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Is that all right?

Yeah, so, usually, obviously,

you can do it whatever way you do it...

just take, like, a nice little glop,

put it right in the center as I'm dripping the batter in.

Yeah, okay.

You know what I mean, so it can just spread it out.

Do you want it small, or do you want it big?

Big, big, yeah.

Big... yeah, that's fine.

I'll give it a go, and then you...

Perfect.

Can see if I got everything right.

I'm really happy you could join us, thank you.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

So, you've worked in spas, and...

- Yes. - Yeah.

Where did you sail to?

We sailed all over.

I get a lot of the Caribbean, a lot of South America as well.

So, you're in some rough seas.

Oh... yeah.

A couple of years ago, we lost engine power

in a storm in Norway in this spot that's,

like, historically known for shipwrecks.

It's, like, the worst spot you could possibly

lose control over the vessel.

So, yeah, I'm lucky to be alive right now.

It was a life-changing experience, you know?

Did you have to launch the life rafts?

We couldn't, because the weather was so bad.

Like, the waves were, like, from 10 to 20 meter.

I felt like, you know, I had a near-death experience there.

It was really hard thinking of my parents.

I'm their only child, so my heart broke for my parents.

It wasn't even so much for me and my life.

Just thinking of the pain it would cause my parents

was so heartbreaking.

We had, like, helicopters evacuating us,

and it was, like, a 27-hour mission.

That's terrible, just flailing in the sea.

Pretty much, yeah.

♪ Second-to-last dinner Second-to-last dinner ♪

You're so excited, I love it.

Ah, where do I start, where do I start?

Oh, wow.

Boys' outfits tonight, yee!

Do you wanna go on the tube?

I could take you on the red one behind the ski, do you wanna go?

All right.

Just him and the Mediterranean.

Dinner... right, what are we having tonight

for dinner for the guests?

Are you all right?

So, I'm doing a lobster surf-and-turf...

Yeah?

With short rib and lobster.

Yeah?

So...

He mentioned earlier he could eat pancakes

for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

And that's what he wants.

Oh, my.

Dude, that's sh** that we live for right there, boy.

- It is. - That sh** is fire.

- Oh, there you go! - Ooh!

Oh, that was up in the air!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Good job!

[bleep]

Come on, I'll do it. Hey, I'm gonna do that sh**

- Yeah. - Yeah, one time.

Okay, what am I doing, what am I doing?

Woo!

- Oh! - Ooh!

- Oh, you did? - Yeah.

Are you all right?

Damn.

My little confettis.

sh**

I always wear that mother... er. I never take it off.

I'm gonna go look for my sh**

Where... where you... when?

What... which one?

I think it was that last spill that got me,

so I lost it in the Mediterranean.

Sure.

Can we get it tomorrow, first thing in the morning?

Who would wanna dive?

Oh sh** Oh, that's why you wanna dive.

- Yeah. - [bleep]

Let me see if we can possibly dive, like,

first thing in the morning, or, like, this...

if somebody could come.

- I'll go speak to Captain. - Okay.

- Just bear with me. - Oh, thanks.

- All right, thank you. - Dave, Dave, Nat.

Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, Courtney.

It's very hard to say no to guests.

Like, I hate it.

But we're in a bay, basically,

and the current's going out of this bay.

So, even if you wanted to dive down and get it,

somebody would have to dive 40 meters,

which there would still be no possibility

of finding this chain.

I can see him, like, stressing the [bleep] out.

So, the guy went tubing with his big, gold chain on...

- And he lost it? - And he's lost it.

They're just wondering if, like,

there's any, like, diving facilities

where they could dive down in the water tomorrow morning

and try and find it.

How deep is it, 14 meters. sh**

And it's probably deeper where you were taking him on the tube.

I'm in a shallow spot.

That necklace is a needle in a haystack.

I would say this... did he have insurance?

I think I'd make a claim.

- It's gone. - Yeah.

Okay, I'll go and tell them. Okay, thanks, Cap.

- That was a good job today. - Thanks.

Yes, look at this! Thank you.

I'm just, like, I haven't decided, like randomly.

My process is I put everything on the table

and then I eliminate all the rubbish.

- No, I'm the same. - The boys are gonna set up.

Okay, fab, oh!

Run up those napkins.

I should do my dinner jacket fold again.

- Yeah, do that. - Yeah.

- Sexual. - Yeah.

I feel like losing Kyle

has brought me and Natalya closer together.

I'm actually really surprised.

So, it's nice to actually spend time with her.

I'm gonna get changed when I finish**

- Yeah. - Because I'm gonna get in my...

one of those.

All right, so you're half a day in.

I walked through a glass door in front of the guests.

- No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did.

So, how long have you been in yachting?

I've been in yachting since last June.

My first boat was Kismet, so I...

- Mm-hmm. - ...worked on, like, a 95-meter.

Yeah, I know Kizzy.

Oh, yeah?

Most of my friends describe me as pretty flirty.

I don't try to be.

So, you said you're from?

I'm a Southern boy through-and-through.

Is that flirty?

Maybe, but really, it's just the truth.

Ooh, you know what song I like?

"Tennessee Whiskey."

Yes, I love that one.

I think we're gonna get along really well.

Thanks.

- What would you do? - Do we have good news?

- Mm. - We have bad news.

Well, obviously, you were tubing, like, all around there,

and it only gets deeper from here.

It's, like...

And this current is probably the strongest current

that we've had, like, all season.

Probably is already going that way.

- [bleep] - I know, I'm sorry...

this is not the news that you want to hear.

I understand the seriousness.

No, of course... okay, cool, yeah.

Yeah, that's all we can kinda do at the moment.

Yeah.

You did what you can, life happens.

The chain... that's long gone.

It's in Spain, honey, it's not in Malta anymore.

I don't actually know where Spain is in comparison to Malta.

I don't know.

Sorry, man.

Life happens, you lose six-figure chains.

[laughing]

So, tonight is James Bond?

Yeah.

I actually happen to have a costume on me.

Okay.

But I don't know if it's gonna fit the theme at all.

What is it?

It's a Playboy Bunny costume.

Like, if you feel comfortable to do that, then bring it on.

Yeah.

On my previous boat we had a lot of costume parties,

and I dressed up as a Playboy Bunny.

It kind of became, like, my theme, you know,

what everybody knew me for.

Ever since then, I've been bringing all my costumes along.

I've got my slutty cheerleader, that's another staple of mine.

But yeah, there is not enough time on this boat

to bring the other personas.

We're just going with the bunny for now.

All crew, all crew, we're gonna be putting in all the toys.

Everyone's doing a great job so far.

So, it's a Vegas night.

- Casino night? - Casino night.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

I'm gonna go get ready.

Interior, Court. What time is everything starting tonight?

Okay.

Boys? Dinnertime.

Hey. Boys?

Hey.

Gotta get up and shower.

All right, I'm so excited to see your outfits.

Yeah, it's gonna be fun!

Oh, my God.

What the hell is this dress?

Let me see? Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Welcome to Vegas.

This is disgusting.

- Splashy. - "Splashy!"

Splashy!

I'm jel, I wanna be a Playboy Bunny.

I've actually got two costumes.

No way!

Oh, my God, that's so hot.

Oh, my God, so cute!

Okay, I feel like...

Oh, my God!

I think it's a bit much to be honest.

I can die a happy man now.

Thankfully, Courtney and I both have skirts

to make it a little bit more presentable to the guests.

We're working for tips, but not that kind of tips.

I feel like a ****ing idiot.

Let me see...

I'm a porn director in the '70s,

but I'm also the fluffer and the lead actor.

And the director.

The three of you again doing anchor watch.

I will be going to bed.

- You know your time, eh? - Two, correct?

Thanks, mate.

Help me... do you have a minute?

Of course I do.

Can you cut my tail off, please?

- Cut your tail off. - Yeah.

Roll Tide.

Oh, my goodness... rawr.

Ooh!

- Good night, ladies. - Good night!

You look like a fortune teller.

Oh, my God, Blackjack.

Blackjack.

- Isn't it cute, what they did? - So cute.

Woo!

That's amazing!

So, Vegas versus Playboy Bunnies?

Well, we just thought, you know, like,

cocktail waitresses in Vegas.

- Yeah, I love it. - Oh, I like that.

This is the best.

Would you like still or sparkling water?

Still would be great, thank you so much.

Still?

Wonderful outfits.

Mm-hmm.

This is for the pancakes.

If someone asks for a thin pancake, I'm gonna make a crepe.

Super airy, super light, crispy on the outside.

I've even got a blowtorch,

just to make it really crispy on the outside.

I'm just gonna go up with the bread.

All right, how about a toast now?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

[bleep] ain't pizza, so don't eat the crust.

Damn.

Where did you hear these from?

A drag queen friend.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Freshly baked bread.

There you go, love. Hopefully he likes them.

- Thank you. - Ta-da!

All I know is I want the butter

that's on the other side, and the salt.

This is the pancake request.

Pancake, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Thin, crispy-ass pancakes right there.

- Oh! - Wow.

Are those the pancakes?

Well, that's what you wanted, right?

They're French.

If you stack them all together, it's like a pancake.

You really want a pancake? He'll make you pancakes.

So, you asked for crepes, but you...

- No, I did not ask for crepes. - No, he did not ask for crepes.

I specifically said "pancakes."

- Did you say that to him? - Yeah.

I'm gonna get pancakes.

I know I did not say crepes.

- You said pancakes. - I'm not eating that sh**

I'm not eating that.

I don't want it.

- I'm not a crepe person. - Oh, okay.

Chef, he doesn't want crepes, he wants pancakes.

No, he doesn't.

He wants the opposite to American pancakes.

No, I'm telling you right now, he goes...

he doesn't... he wants a pancake.

I was told that he doesn't like American-style pancakes.

I was told that he wants thin, crispy on the outside.

- I would like some pancakes. - For dinner?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

I like it crispy around the edges, though.

- Yeah, okay. - And not too fluffy.

So, I sent him up a ...ing thin pancake.

He doesn't look very happy.

- You upset? - No, I'm not upset.

We had this massive conversation about thin, crispy ones.

Sorry, David.

I said ****ing pancakes. That's the sh** I wanted.

I just wanted some Goddamn ****ing pancakes

that were crispy.

You're saying you're a pancake-eating mother... er.

I got that.

Yeah, crispy-edge pancake-eating mother... er.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Good night, thank you for appearing.

Ouchie.

Okay, we're ready on dinner.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hello, hello. - Oh, look at these costumes.

Hello!

On the base we've got celeriac and vanilla puree,

got some char-grilled asparagus,

and then we've just got some grilled sea bass.

Ooh.

My favorite.

And then I got the pancakes wrong, so...

No, no, you're good, man.

You didn't get them wrong, you just made crepes.

I'm a very difficult person...

I wanna get it right, though, I wanna get it right.

- I got you. - So, thicker than that.

Yeah, yeah, like, a little bit thicker.

- A little bit thicker, oh. - Yeah, yeah, a little thicker.

Stop this sh**

Does she know she does have to do turn-downs?

Do you wanna just give her a hand?

- Yeah. - So, in-between...

A crepe and a pancake.

All right, just give me two minutes.

Wow.

This sea bass is really good.

Yes.

Oh, you like flipping pancakes... here you go.

Flip it...

no pressure, if you get it wrong, I'm... ed.

It's a big pancake to...

Oh [bleep].

You do it.

Lovely, you're so neat!

Ellie seems switched on,

like she understands the laundry system.

She's doing really well, which I'm super surprised about.

I'm gonna jump in the cabins with you and come back for...

Yes.

We got the dice, I'm trying to take somebody's money now.

Thank you.

Is it like this thickness, would you say?

- Oh... - Yeah.

That's a little bit better, right?

No... no, you... you've gotta be honest, come on.

We need to nail this pancake.

- I'm gonna eat it. - Yeah?

Yeah, I'm gonna eat it.

Yeah, I just gotta teach y'all, that's all.

- Okay. - It's just a little technique.

Yeah, you must show us. I'm really intrigued.

Have you finished this double?

Yeah, I think so.

All right, we'll pop it in the cleaning cupboard.

He's eating it.

Oh, he's... oh, no.

Oh, no, no.

Eat your pancake, your thinly sliced pancake.

Service in the galley, please.

I'm gonna go serve the next course,

and then I will jump into master.

Okay.

All right.

Hello, everybody.

Davey, what are we talking about here?

Grilled surf-and-turf. This is a lobster bisque.

We've got a butternut squash puree,

a 14-hour slow-roast short rib.

- Enjoy, guys. - Beautifully presented.

Wow.

The lobster is good, though.

The hair on the floor. Sayonara, friend.

Yay, cabin done.

Nicely done, girl.

You should have seen me in the master floor,

- I was like ****ing. - Getting down?

Somebody come here.

Storm, settle down!

How am I supposed to settle down, look at you!

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

What?

No, but I can snort a noodle and make it go out my throat.

That's... we stop there.

I gotta see this sh**

It has to be a spaghetti noodle.

Got you.

A floppy spaghetti noodle.

- I have a request. - Ooh, hello!

So, somebody said that they can snort a noodle

up they nose and make it come out their mouth.

- So, like, a spaghetti noodle. - Yeah, like a spaghetti noodle.

- No way! - Do you have a spaghetti noodle?

We'd have to cook it, surely?

Yeah.

I would like to watch.

Of course, the pancake guy who is ****ing pissed off

with his pancakes wants something else.

They're gonna cook up the noodles

and they're gonna bring up the...

- You're lying. - I promise you!

- Dave? - Yeah.

Just let me know when that spaghetti's ready.

Let's play Blackjack.

Hi, are you looking for your drink?

No, I'm looking for, like, a place to lie down.

Here.

Mook, you can't go to sleep.

Where's that noodle at, man?

[laughing]

Spaghetti.

You wanna take it up to him?

No, he wants to do a party trick.

So, he wants to put spaghetti up his nose, and Q-Tips.

- Let me put this on the... - The big boys have gone down.

- Here you go. - I reckon I can do it.

Okay.

I can't do it!

Ah!

You do have, like, some solid nostrils there.

You've gotta snarf it in.

Oh, my God!

Can I get video of this?

This is so gross.

- Can you cover my feet, too? - Feet in there?

Well, guys, I believe someone ordered spaghetti and Q-Tips.

Noodles, yes!

- Spaghetti and Q-Tips! - Who's it for?

Him!

It's stuck, I can't get it any further!

I can't get it...

I'm gonna snort it and then pull it out my... hold on.

Oh sh**!

[bleep]

- Yay! - [bleep]

[bleep]

Coming up...

He's calling me a bully.

He said that?

That's what your boyfriend said.

It's a load of rubbish.

So, what... how would you want me to deal with this situation?

I don't, I want you to know.

Would anyone like a porn star martini?

Is this carrot juice and...

So, this is champagne and this is porn star martini.

No, she's doubling down.

You're doing a lot of math in your head right now?

Thank you for tonight.

- Nice, baby. - Oh, 21, look at that.

Yes!

Mook, come on, let's go, speed it up a little bit.

The slowest dealer...

Ready to go?

Yeah, I was about to head up too.

Let's go.

Okay, let me know what you want me to do.

The pantries, the dining room needs doing.

Then I'm gonna head off to bed.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

You can just come in, you can get me if you need something.

Bedtime. Right there.

- Good night! - Good night, guys.

Love you, girlies.

Love you, good night.

The plan for tomorrow, you must get up at 9:00.

Okay, thank you.

That's great, thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, I'm gonna vacuum here.

Oh, they loved it.

Thank you for your help, though.

It would have been nothing without the tail.

When I first start a job, I try to impress

by jumping into it, working my behind as much as possible.

You don't need to do that.

- We're practicing folds. - Okay.

Thank you for your help.

Good night.

[text chime]

Tash, Tash, Dave.

Can you meet me in the galley?

Maybe put the paddle boards out too.

I need to talk to you.

What, right now?

He's calling me a bully.

Who said that?

That's what your boyfriend said.

Your boyfriend said I'm a bully.

Huh?

I've made so many mistakes.

Dave and I should never have happened.

But mine and my ex's relationship

should have ended years ago.

Yet, I let it get to this,

and now he's just trying to hurt me.

Bully?

I don't know where on Earth he's got that from.

It's, like, one of the one things that I hate most in life.

I'm not a bully.

Okay, so, what...

how do you want me to deal with this situation?

I don't, I want you to know.

- I just want... - To message him?

No, not at all. I just want...

I'm just talking to you about it.

It's a super sh** situation, Tash.

Hello, good morning.

Would you like a coffee, a juice?

Great.

I don't know who the [bleep] he thinks he is.

I've never been aggressive towards you.

[laughs]

- What? - Mm-hmm.

When have I ever been aggressive towards you?

Our job requires working together.

I'm sick of pussyfooting around you,

I'm ****ing done with it.

- Tash. - Some messages.

All right, I did that once that one time

when I sent you those messages.

It's a load of rubbish.

It hurts me, like, seeing... it's crap.

He's a ****ing wanker.

How dare he?

If he wants to bring me into it too, I'm in.

This is so stupid.

All right, I'm not gonna talk to any of this, it's just...

What... what do you mean?

[bleep]

This is all building and building and building.

It's just this massive snowball right now,

and it's getting out of control.

sh**

Next, on the season finale of "Below Deck Mediterranean."

We're taking all our clothes off.

Oh, my God!

- Deal? - No.

- [bleep] - Woo!

You're such a stripper.

This night is definitely the wildest sides

I've seen of everybody.

- Like, Tash** - Woo!

I did not see that side of her.

Kyle!

Hello!

I'm back!

All right, pancakes.

They look raw on the inside.

That sh** is just ...ing terrible.

I think that you can have fun and it not be serious.

[alarm sounds]

It is my second day on board, and I'm late to work.

Ellie.

My rose was gelling into my role with my crew.

Forgot to mention one of your roses.

Get your sh** together.

Like, that pisses me off.

Oh, my God.

What is Storm doing?

Wait, what is happening over there?

- Oh, my God. - Storm!