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Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

I'm taking Storm and my relationship day by day.

I think everything worth doing is worth overdoing,

with my work, with my love, with everything.

I'm excited to see where this goes... cheers.

Oh, my God, okay.

Well, it wasn't done well.

I think Jason enjoys upsetting people.

You guys have been ...ing messing up

the bimini for a while.

I just wanna be like oh, you ****

do your ****ing job.

Yeah, that's why I'm having a conversation with him.

One, two, three...

I think we might actually have a late one.

Can we possibly request some, like, pizza bites?

You are testing me.

Oh, my God **** me.

I wake up, there's not one thing pulled for breakfast,

the pantry's a mess,

all the décor from the night is still out.

And I... so, I'm just getting overwhelmed.

- That's not okay. - Yeah, I'm a snitch.

That stain has been there for two days,

and I wanna vomit in my mouth when I see it.

And the one that's always in the laundry

is the one that's always cleaning up.

What the **** is happening?

They're saying how Natalya is always the one cleaning here.

If Natalya told on us, I'm gonna be upset.

There's no reason to betray me like that.

Natasha, can I see you on the bridge?

Sure thing.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 12

Episode Title: "Episode #7.12" Aired on: September 19, 2022.

- Hey. - Hi.

I don't wanna crush your spirit.

You're frigging awesome at service,

- so that's not what it is. - Yeah.

It's the filth that's downstairs.

So, my question is, at night, when you were...

guests are winding down, you have two people on service.

- Yeah. - Is that really necessary?

- Yeah. - Okay.

We spend time with the guests, they're requesting drinks.

Like, last night, I made them some food...

Since you have two, can't that one person

clean the floor in the pantry and clean it?

Can't that happen before you go to bed,

so when I wake up I don't walk down to a sh** show?

Because that's basically how it's left.

We just physically don't have enough hours

to organize and make things right.

So, last night... so, for example,

if they were up till 5:00, within that moment,

it isn't like you're with them 24/7.

I think it's about time management, really.

Before you go down, the floors have to get cleaned,

and that stew area has to be cleaned.

Yeah.

I don't want you to think that I don't think

you're doing a good job.

- Your drinks are incredible... - Thank you.

- Your costumes, your ideas. - Yeah.

It's just when I walk down there, it's dirty.

Yeah. All good.

Good, okay.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Ooh.

That's really, like, a kick in the stomach.

But it's my job to take criticisms like this,

so I'm gonna try my best and do all I can to fix it,

because I care about my job.

You good?

No, it's just disheartening,

because, like, you work so hard,

and the guests are obviously really happy.

We're not just cleaners. So, anyway...

All crew, all crew, we are going back to the dock.

We can start hauling anchor.

The anchor is home, the anchor is home.

Okay, great. I'm gonna get underway.

We're windy, windy today, so we've gotta lock it in ASAP.

Yeah.

I just hope Jason pulls it off on the bow, brü.

Let's get in before the storm.

Thirty-five meters, 35 meters starboard midships,

35 meters starboard mid ship.

Your stern is clear from V3. Your stern is clear from V3.

The wind, man.

Kick to port so we can get a line with the bollards.

Four meters to V3.

Mzi, put it down, put it down.

Stop, keep it there.

No, she's good, she's good, she's good.

V3 is mid ship, V3 is mid ship starboard side.

Stay there.

Clear V3 mid ship starboard.

All righty, good job, Mzi.

I feel like the deck team's definitely

made a lot of progress and we're getting into a rhythm.

Storm is becoming a really good bosun.

I believe in him.

I think I trust Storm more than Storm trusts Storm.

Throw.

- Okay, lock that off. - Yep, will do.

We are square on the dock.

I just need to pull the boat in with the line.

You did a good job, because that wind was blowing that bow over.

Storm, the hull needs to be washed.

- Copy that. - Thank you.

**** dude, I'm so over this.

All crew, all crew, meet in the main salon for a tip meeting.

Copy that, Captain Sandy.

Oh, ****, meeting.

All right, everyone, charter number five down, awesome job.

Yeah.

From the interior to the deck, when it comes to service,

have we had one complaint?

Not one. That's unusual.

But at the same time, we gotta maintain our vessel.

This is $20,000.

Woo!

Eighteen hundred per person.

So nice.

There's another surprise I have for you.

Because you're doing such an amazing job,

the owners decided to give you a day off tomorrow.

Woo-hoo!

Dinner tonight on the owner, beach club tomorrow, all day.

- What? - Woo!

Yeah.

Yes! I love it!

Mzi, I personally wanna wish you a happy birthday.

- Oh! - Cheers!

- Happy birthday, Mzi! - Thank you, thank you.

Don't forget, turn the boat around.

Oh, my God!

I just found the perfect salter for Steven.

Keep it!

Do you wanna take a break?

Oh **** yes.

I hope we get some really fun guests next.

This is why we don't get things done.

You're taking another two hours in the cabin.

Let's get moving.

Hm.

- I'm out. - On that note.

How bad is the hull, is it bad?

All right.

Yeah, you keep going, mate.

Storm, can't here.

Two meters to V4.

Press your mic and then talk.

Ugh, we're gonna hit.

The minute the sun goes down, they need to be back.

Sure.

I want Sandy to see that

I'm really committed to my job, dude.

If I have to sit here the whole night in this sh** ty water,

that's what I'll ****ing do.

Captain wants the whole thing,

you'll ****ing see what we can do for you, babes.

Oh.

Jason, Mzi, Court, Storm, go down.

We have to shower. We all need to get ready.

**** me.

This is a process.

Really, this grinds my tits.

No, really, I'm over this.

I would never want to be on anyone's sh** list,

but I kind of am.

The only way to catch up with this pantry mess

is not to go on the night out.

I actually don't mind not going out tonight

and staying and doing the pantry.

I'm so with you. I'm dead-ass.

I'd rather make the pantry clean and tidy.

I care about my job.

We're gonna so late, it's gonna be so bad.

Nat, Tash and I are staying.

Why?

Because she has to clear the pantry.

Kyle, stop being stupid.

I'm not, I'm actually dead-ass serious right now.

That's bullsh**, it's the crew night out.

Yeah, it's Mzi's birthday.

- Babe... - That's ridiculous.

It's Mzi's birthday, and I feel they're being selfish,

trying to act like martyrs.

This is something they could have sorted out

in the five hours that they just had.

It's not my fault.

That's absolutely rubbish, sorry.

I feel like she would understand if we're going out tonight.

We can do it tomorrow morning.

Well, it's not my fault.

I mean, obviously,

something's really annoyed her about the pantry today, so.

Coming up...

That is absolutely incredible.

We've got eight yachties,

two of which whose relationship is just toxic,

four yachties who hate my guts.

What that equates to is one day that ****ing sucks.

Let's all get started now while we can,

because then we can at least go

and make it all better with a shot later.

Hey, Tash, are you...

do you need help clearing the pantry?

I mean...

It'll be done quicker with more hands.

You are such a sweetheart.

It's a bit rubbish.

It's a crew night out, it's Mzi's birthday,

and you're telling Kyle so he can't go.

- No. - I know chief stew, but, like, that's a bit...

We have to do it.

Natalya should be thankful, because at the end of the day,

we're doing the interior team a favor

by using our fun time to organize the pantry.

But if she wants to then moan about it, then I just can't win.

That machine can go, this black one.

Okay.

- With the lid. - Yep.

Bye, Storm.

- Hurry up! - I'm gonna miss dinner.

I'll see you at the bar, though.

All right, text me.

Hello, I'm so sorry, it's just the four of us tonight now.

How are you? No problem at all.

The others might join in a little bit.

- No problem. - Wow, this is so cool.

Oh, wow.

Ah, lovely.

Shall I start with some water, then some wine?

- Yeah. - And tequila, please.

Oh, wow...

whatever he says, goes, because it's his birthday.

My mom used to make me do this every summer holiday.

This feels so normal.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

This is so cool.

I know.

- I'm sorry, Mzi. - Oh, my God.

It looks like it's getting somewhere.

It feels so quiet out here.

You know, it's so sad...

I've spent more time on my knees scrubbing floors

than sucking dick.

Ah.

It's looking good now.

Pack your bag.

- Cheers, guys. - Cheers, guys.

- Happy birthday, Mzi. - Happy birthday, Mzi-dawg.

- All about you, bro? - Happy b-day.

Get off the boat, let's go.

Guys, it's in a museum.

At this place now?

Is everyone here single?

Yeah.

Yeah, every time I try, it just doesn't work.

You and Tash are just friends, right?

- Yeah, just friends. - You've gotta remember,

- I came in just, like, halfway through. - Yeah, we're just friends.

- She's back with her boyfriend. - Right.

I tried a few different techniques,

I tried to be, like...

Missionary, sideways...

I tried the whole, like, not being helpful,

like, why the **** should I help, that didn't work.

It was just sh** For me too, so.

But still, there's right and there's wrong...

Yeah.

And to mess someone's feelings

while you've got a partner back home...

- Mm-hmm. - ...first of all, that is wrong.

Yeah, I've been in your situation before.

- Yeah. - Like, and it does suck.

You've gotta realize that you're worth something,

and that someone can't go around playing head games with you.

No, exactly.

Not gonna be all caring.

Oh, you're upset about your relationship

with your boyfriend and your other boyfriend on board...

oh, okay. No, I'm done with it.

Welcome to Greek paradise!

- Hello! - Hey!

Hi!

Glad you can join.

This isn't a restaurant, is it?

No, it's a museum.

No, it's just a museum, they set it up for us.

This place is amazing!

It is so beautiful.

No, but it's just ridiculous.

- Cheers, guys. - Cheers, everybody.

Happy birthday, Mzi-dawg.

Hey, Mzi, relatively, your birthday's quite mellow, hey?

I've been with you on birthday's before

- where you've been not mellow. - Wait, yeah.

I mean, we are in a museum, so it's hard to get lit.

Solid, yeah.

Sorry, Mzi, you're, like...

Yeah, you...

You're in-between in our trifecta.

- Are you drunk? - No.

You two are gonna have wild sex.

Appreciate it.

Gimme everyone's white wine glasses, I'll just drink it.

Here, you can have mine.

You don't have herpes or anything, do you?

I just know too many dirty sailors.

I have no idea what you're saying to us.

Yeah, let's go.

It was gnarly.

I can't say sh** Around here, you guys.

Everyone gets offended.

It's just a very different...

Speak freely, I'm not gonna take offense.

You're one of the few I have not had to apologize to.

Yeah.

Thank you.

That's my whole thing, is, like, the whole team.

It's like there's no ****ing team,

just a bunch of selfish mother... ers.

Personal opinion.

Okay, let's go. Let's pop, let's bounce.

Take your lighter.

My relationships with the deck crew are just...

they are coworkers.

It kinda reminds me of back when I was working at a desk.

I would avoid every corporate event,

and yet I had better friendships with them

than I do these mother... ers.

Woo-hoo!

There we are.

For me, pick-up lines don't work.

Try to make, like... make the eyes.

It's like...

Show intent with eye contact.

You can sort of gauge a vibe,

and then from there, like, we're engaged.

Like, this is working.

Mzi, happy birthday.

Head in the car, mate!

No, I'm sad.

Okay.

♪ You keep pushing me aside ♪

Keep going, keep going.

Oh, that's my balls.

Is Jason all right?

He seems a bit, like...

Who am I, on a day off,

to pull him aside in front of the crew,

whilst everyone's having a good time?

Because I think Jason's personality,

that would ruin his day and cause drama.

Like, let him have his day off.

Let him have a good time, and then come back to the boat,

we're back in a work setting.

I'm gonna do it then.

Your vagina is sticking out, are you kidding me right now?

No, it's not.

Go, stop flashing me, ah!

I was not flashing you.

I'm proud of this pantry.

Actually, this is the cleanest that has ever been,

and it's still a mess.

Are you guys dating?

- Yes. - No.

- Yes, we are. - Yeah, we're dating.

For a couple of weeks now.

We're... yeah... There was a bad period, you know?

Well, you know, as I say to my friend,

I'm a very ugly person, and...

No, I love that.

You know, I'm married, I'm not dead.

What is going on here?

- All right, so... - Oh, you are.

Right.

Mariana, bye forever.

Like, when did you get a husband all of a sudden?

Just a bit shocked at the moment.

Love you, bye!

- Mzi! - First of all...

- Always. - Honey.

No, you are!

Break it up.

Okay.

Because I was about to open up.

There's a hand signal for, like.

Dave?

- Dave? - Dave?

- Yeah? - Come on, we're at the boat.

Come on, geezer.

Where's the ladies?

They've gone to change in pajamas.

I thought you guys had gone.

I bought her a present.

- What'd you buy? - Oh!

Mm.

I got her a watch.

- No. - Are you joking?

I'm serious.

No way, when did you get that, and where?

I'm very sneaky.

Storm! Stop it!

Whoa...

This is actually something he invested time and money in,

and some thought in the process.

But I personally wouldn't

purchase anybody a material item until I really get to know them,

but not my monkey, not my circus, honey.

Ah, God.

- You are too much. - I wanna see it.

I wanna be a witness to all of this.

Storm?

Yes, darling?

I'm gonna give you a present now.

What is that?

Coming up...

Jason, can we have a quick chat?

Yep.

Hopefully he just takes it well and doesn't be Jason, I guess.

There's a lot of tension between you and I

and between you and the crew.

I need you to show me that you wanna be here.

- Replace me. - No, that's...

I've brought your present for you.

Oh sh**

What is that?

This is your prezzie.

Why are you buying me presents?

Open it up! Stop it.

- Take it back. - No, no...

Look, my hands are behind my back.

Why did you buy me a present?

You're honestly an ungrateful ho.

Like asking so many questions instead of saying "thank you."

Bitch.

Woo!

You've gotta start facing your feelings

and realize this is what you need.

Stop rejecting the heart.

Why'd you buy me a watch?

It's just my version of giving you some love.

I'm gonna go, "Hey, guys, it's 2:00 in the afternoon."

"Time to hydrate, everyone!"

Oh!

Don't you look like a piece of cake?

What are you even talking about?

Oh, yeah, she was married.

- No, you're not, mate. - These people are so weird.

**** I don't wanna expose anybody.

Okay, you're insane.

Like, the exact same...

Come back, Kyle!

With Storm, I think it's getting intense too soon.

Like, honestly, I don't think relationships last,

because I don't...

I've never been around relationships that have lasted.

My parents divorced when I was, I think, I guess, six.

One day, Mum just moved out, and she's like,

"Oh, I've moved out because your dad's snoring."

And then one week later, my older brother was like,

"Yeah, they're divorced, are you an idiot?"

"Like, they're breaking up."

So, I just see it as, like, you meet someone,

you might love them then and there, but to me, it's just...

I just think it's a short and sweet thing, always.

I'm gonna carry you to bed.

Bedtime, sleep?

Oh!

Ha.

Whoa.

Thanks so much.

Ooh, God.

Wait till you see this message, you're gonna die.

I hate you. I hate you.

It's from Frank, in capital letters.

Okay, wait.

Pics, let's send him one back.

Miss you so much, I'm actually texting you back now.

We can't wait to see you and have your babies.

You just want babies.

****

Ooh...

I gave Nat a watch last night.

- Eh? - Yeah.

Ugh!

Oh, Storm.

Nat is beautiful and wonderful in every aspect.

Like, she's so full of attitude,

and she's ****ing crazy, but I like it.

I feel crazy that he bought me this watch.

It's not a cheap watch.

She's just been someone who's just grounded me

whilst everything's been, like, so intense.

It's still very early in the relationship,

but it's just how I am, dude.

Mimosa breakfast?

Woo!

We're gonna dance, day-drink, go out, and have fun.

Yay, yay, yay! Oh, look at you!

Rawr.

- Throw pennies. - Let's go.

Sexy!

Oh, you're looking great.

Thanks.

Do I shut the door?

I'll shut it for you.

It's all right, I'm capable, thank you.

I know you are.

- Whoa, someone's drinking. - Damn!

I'm going to go to Mexico.

You're going to Mexico as well.

Come to stop off in...

I'll take you on the best trip of your life, promise you.

I was thinking about asking you.

Possibly.

You're thinking about asking me to come to South Africa?

Hey, guys, we haven't had any complaints yet.

That's lekka.

Honestly, I felt like exterior, you guys

were everything this last trip.

Yeah.

Because I was giving two percent the entire time.

Dad, are we there yet?

That is absolutely incredible.

- Yeah, I think it's this way. - Yeah.

Ooh-hoo!

Mm, I love the smell of the ocean.

- Hi, how are you? - Hi!

- Oh, my God. - Oh!

It has, like, the built-in hot tub looking things.

This is vibey.

Honestly, it's like heaven.

I literally can't wait to be hungover tomorrow.

This is so ****ing comfy.

Like, everybody's gonna be drinking,

I'm just gonna be sleeping.

I'm not even joking.

"Sex and the City," hot girl summer.

Let's go, let's go.

Where are they going?

They're going swimming.

Oh, nice.

Dave, be careful!

He's gonna be serving dinner with a broken arm tomorrow.

You must be careful.

Guys, what are you starting on drinking first?

I was thinking of, like, an espresso martini to kick me in.

What do you recommend?

I like the sour.

Ooh, yeah, I'll do that, then, thank you.

What is Dave doing right now?

Oh, my God!

A casual butterfly in the open sea.

I mean Dave came to Malta to do the Olympics.

I love it. I'm, like, I'm moving here.

I might just stay here.

I'm just getting on with my day, thanks.

Mm.

What Sandy said to me last night did really upset me.

That really... that, like, hurt my heart.

Even though we're given a day off,

I can't get out of thinking about work.

Between that and my boyfriend's horrible messages,

I'm just in a bad head space.

It's so unhealthy.

Like, I must be honest...

like, you're handling it very well.

It's been a bit of a roller coaster.

Thank you very much.

- You're welcome. - You all right, J?

- What's that? - You good?

Are you eating?

Are you eating? Oi!

I was trying to figure out what you were doing, mate.

- Here. - There you are.

Hey, where'd you get that from?

- Where'd you get it? - I ordered it.

The best way to describe this day off

is to probably break it down in math terms.

You've got eight yachties,

two of which whose relationship is toxic.

We have four yachties who hate my guts.

So, what that equates to is one day that ****ing sucks.

We're good, buddy.

Sorry?

Coming up...

I didn't ask for anyone to come to me, I'm separating myself.

You want me to care,

but then you're like if I come and check in on you,

you're like, "Why are you here, I don't want sympathy."

- No! - ****

I just wanna, like, realize that we need to take it slower.

I don't understand what I've done to make it fast.

It's the red dragon pipe!

This is not your first rodeo.

Wait, wait, wait...

Babe.

I am, like, freaking out.

Storm.

Like, that's why last night I was, like,

"Don't give me the gift, don't give me the gift."

Like, it's too soon, too quickly.

I was like, "Just don't give it to me,

because I don't wanna accept it,"

And then he was like, "Have it, have it."

So, it's like, give it to me, and I loved it.

But now, like, even in the car, like, he's like,

"Oh, just cancel your plans in Mexico,"

and he goes, "We'll just go to South Africa for two weeks."

It's just getting a bit intense too quickly.

He's a very emotional person.

Yeah, and that's what's freaking me out.

I have my moments where I'm like,

oh, this could go somewhere,

and then two minutes later I'm like, how is he

that emotional after only knowing me for, like, two days.

Is there?

And you nearly slipped about five times.

It's so slippy!

Oh, my God.

- Do you feel like yours and... - I have a big one.

Because I feel like mine and Natalya's dynamic

has changed completely since yesterday.

Why?

I feel like she feels guilty for shouting at us.

Well, she feels guilty about the whole situation,

but you can't just say what you want without consequences.

- She can clap it, eh? - Yeah.

She can do it left and right.

I need to put my blanket over my crotch.

Mzi, drop us a beat. Mzi, Mzi, drop us a beat.

Mzi's the beat boxer, I'm the video camera.

That's enough.

Nat is a ticking time bomb.

She's always on fuse, like this,

because she doesn't face her emotions.

No, no.

Is it still annoying you?

Yeah, I really got upset by that comment.

You need to let it go, because it's not true, you know?

No, I just... I don't know.

No, because I have a lot of respect for Sandy,

and, like, I love working for her.

Like, she's such a great person.

And then obviously, I was upset that I let her down.

I know, well, we definitely don't agree.

I think you're ****ing incredible, so...

As much as I didn't like the person he was

when we were going through this drama,

he does know how to make me feel better.

That's very sweet, and I thank you for that.

What?

That's too much.

You're getting my name tattooed on you?

No.

I was worried about the watch. You don't like the watch.

I love the watch.

Sure?

But the meaning behind it is what I'm scared about.

What's the meaning behind? It was a gift to you.

There's no meaning, there's no hidden agenda.

Don't read too much into it.

Let's just see day by day.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

Oh, God, can I just go for a piercing

after all of this drama.

Kyle, all I'm saying is that all I've been doing

is being respectful and I haven't said anything.

Dude, I would die for a watch.

I would die for a man like you, you have no idea.

Are you gonna get changed, are you going for a swim?

Yeah, I've gotta get changed.

I'm sweating balls already.

I think we need to go by, like, half 6:00.

You getting hungry?

Right now?

Yeah.

I would in a heartbeat.

Why the **** is he crying? Why the **** is he crying?

It's his dramatic air.

He may as well start singing to the sky, ah.

Drama, drama, drama.

I'm so hungry.

Excuse me!

Hello.

Hey, what are you gonna do, jump off the side here?

I'm having just a bit of a moment.

Yeah, but you're having a bit of a

too big of a moment, all right?

No, I just went off by myself.

Are we waiting for...

Oh, my God, they make me sick, **** me.

You've just got to that point?

Am I on a yacht or am I on "Love Island?"

I didn't ask for anyone to come to me.

I was doing my own thing.

Yeah, I didn't know,

because I was checking on you because I care.

Like, obviously I'm gonna be,

like, "I'm gonna go check on him."

I'm not gonna be like, "Oh, yeah, sure."

Would you prefer that, that no one checks in on you

and that you left?

I... no, because that's what...

I'm separating myself.

But you want me to care, but then you're like

if I come and check in on you, you're like,

"Why are you here, I don't want sympathy."

No!

Obviously, I'm gonna check in on how you are.

Well, right now, there's everyone...

this is a drama, because right now the crew's

supposed to be going out for dinner.

Do you know what?

Do you know what?

Deal with your own temper tantrum, then...

temper tantrum, I can't speak.

Honestly, what do you want from this?

I'm saying you're doing a great job,

then you're saying I don't need you to tell me that.

I don't need you to feel like

you have to come to me and to be, like...

But then you want me to care for you and make plans, when...

I'm don't... I'm not asking you to do anything

that you don't wanna do.

You can do whatever you wanna do.

Oh, my God, you're literally that confusing.

I thought we were leaving, like, an hour ago.

Down there, they're still...

I'm not saying I don't want this at all.

I want this, I'm trying, I'm doing this day by day.

I just wanna, like, realize that we need

to take it slower a little bit.

I don't understand what I've done to make it fast.

I'm just saying I want you to realize that,

like, I'm very slow.

I've never had a relationship, so...

It's not a relationship.

Okay, cool, then you said it... it's not a relationship.

That's chill, then, as long as you said it.

If she thinks that we're moving too fast, then all right.

I have a different mindset,

but for me right now what I wanna do is

I don't wanna ruin whatever we have.

I think I'm just gonna slow it down a bit,

because I don't wanna get hurt

as much as she doesn't wanna get hurt.

Let's have a glass of water and eat some salad.

- Sure. - Okay?

Should we...

should we rip the Band-Aid off, new fresh start again?

Yeah.

Oh, here they are... guys, ready.

Ugh!

We're off.

Are you hos ready to go and have some dinner?

- Yes! - Let's go.

- I'll go this one. - Oh, God.

Oh, my God, the beach stuff was so fun.

It was so good!

Yeah, that was actually really fun, good day.

It was one time when I just wanted to chill.

Like, I mean, Jason is really keeping himself

away from the group.

I'm just gonna put that out there.

If you're part of a social group, then sorry,

can you put in a little bit of effort?

I'm having a conversation with him tomorrow.

That's, like, a wild card, you know?

It could get, like, Jason times 10.

No, he speaks quite a bit when he's on deck.

Oh, my gosh, look at this!

This is so cute.

Wowsa.

You brought your whole bag with?

- Uh-huh. - Can I have some shots, no?

No shots.

Wow, this is beautiful.

What a pretty city.

What's everyone thinking?

Anal.

It's so quiet, you guys get so serious.

You know what, besides all the drama,

all the hate, all the exclusions,

all the inclusions, I absolutely am

having the world's most fantastic time

with each and every single one of you.

I just wanna say something.

Always wanna top it, always.

Everyone's been really great, besides Kyle, obviously,

and I'm really glad that you're here for it.

I'm gonna get you a little badge made up and everything,

a little medal.

I just want to be the only one

that hasn't kicked off with one crew member.

You get kicked off with everybody.

- Not... name one. - Behind their backs.

Name one.

Natalya is a Tasmanian Devil...

very cute to look at, but hell a annoying.

The drinks are ready.

Thank you, man.

...for you.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

To a great day off.

Cheers to a great day off.

Cheers, cheers.

Who do you think's the fittest?

Okay, we obviously know it's you.

But other than Dave, who's the next fittest in the crew?

- Probably J, maybe. - Yeah.

Are you, like, exercise guy?

Yeah, do you wanna go?

- Yeah, I'll go with you. - Yeah.

- You gonna have a ciggie? - Yeah.

All right, so club after this?

You love the club life.

What, so you can leave us for your married woman again?

- No. - She was actually stunning.

Probably why her husband married her.

Are you the pizza?

Ooh!

Rib-eye steak, medium.

Thank you.

Ah.

It's so nice here.

It is honestly lovely.

I'm sorry, babes.

It's fine.

Oh sh** like, is it something that's...

****

So, like, he'd gone in the home and, like

**** I've been so busy until now

that I haven't really thought about it.

It was so hard when I left,

because I'd only seen him once since he's gone in there,

and, like...

anyway, I'm fine, obviously.

Last season, my dad, he was always there for me

- and things when I needed him. - Hi, Dad, you okay?

I'm all right, how are you?

Yeah, I'm just working.

Sixteen and a half hour day, like, every day on charter.

Last year, like, it was just a really bad year for me, I feel.

Whew, okay.

My dad went into home and stuff...

oh, sorry.

So, now he's just, like,

can't talk, can't walk, can't do anything.

He's just lying in a bed.

When I was scrubbing toilets,

I was like, what the **** am I doing with my life?

That was kind of the start of, like, my deck crew journey.

Even though it's so hard to be away from home,

I love working on deck, I love being active.

So, to know that I'm kind of going in the right direction,

it just makes it a lot easier to be here.

Yeah, wild.

So, you've just gotta live life, you know?

- YOLO. - Thank you.

Thank you so much, guys.

Let's all go.

- Home, home. - Yeah.

Hop on in.

I can't wait to just lay down.

Oh, my God.

Me, too.

Is your seat belt on?

I'm going to bed.

"What time are we starting tomorrow?"

Whenever you ****ing want, Jason.

He can message.

Say 8:30 on deck.

And I said "please."

Oh, you even made it "pls."

I hate a "pls," brü.

Why?

The last couple charters, Jason has been insubordinate.

He's told me to **** off.

That's not a bowline, dude.

I did a ****ing bowline, learn your knots.

Then you must do a proper bowline.

Now he's doing the same to Courtney.

You guys have been ****ing

messing up the bimini for a while.

What are you mumbling?

It's already been on the wrong side of the bimini

since you guys brought it in the first time.

This is the first time I've ever had to do something

like this in my life...

you know, have a conversation with someone about the way

that they are, their work ethic, their personality.

I'm nervous, I don't really know what to expect,

but I just have to fix this.

This is an issue.

Jason's attitude, that stops tomorrow.

Hi!

Oh ****.

What's up, dawgs?

Listen, if that's how you wanna start today,

then start today like that,

because I'll give it right back to you, sis.

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

I did, I woke up to your stinky laundry.

I feel like I'm putting my job,

the job that I've taken responsibility

- for the two of us. - Yeah.

I guess just start top to bottom, yeah?

- Yep. - Thanks, guys.

I'm gonna do the twin now.

Nice work on the pantry.

Oh, did you see the cupboards?

Yeah, they look good, so let's keep them that way.

Mm-hmm.

J...

Yeah.

All right.

All crew, all crew, provisions have arrived.

Copy, coming.

- Eggs. - Yeah, eggies are good.

Yeah, mate.

♪ I'm there in the galley and I'm chillin' with daddy ♪

Is that it?

You know my helping you and sh**,

I just wanna make sure that I'm not

overstepping my boundaries, you know?

- No, I appreciate... - Because obviously...

I appreciate that you care.

All right, sweet, I'm glad that's over with.

I'm gonna have my conversation with Jason now.

It's gonna be fun.

Good luck.

Ugh, I hate this sh**

Managing people and understanding people

is all new to me.

I'm just trying to, like, learn in my new position,

and understand that this is the responsibility as you do,

and try and make him feel a part of the team.

Jason, can I have a quick chat?

Yep.

And hopefully, he just takes it well

and doesn't be Jason, I guess.

How's the wash down going?

Good.

I just wanted to have a quick chat

so we could be on the same page, dude.

Cool.

I feel like there's a lot of tension between you and I

and between you and the crew,

and I wanna know, like, where your head's at.

Because I've got some things that I would like to say

but I wanna hear from your side first.

Just trying not to stepping on toes, and just grinding it out.

Yeah, man, I feel like, I don't know, dude,

you get into, like, this mood, and we can all feel it.

Then you become, like, snappy, or how do I say this...

like, it becomes very difficult

to work in an environment when we...

when you're like that.

So, what I wanna challenge you for this next charter

is to be proactive.

Like, I need you to show me, to show Sandy,

and to show our team that you wanna be here.

So, what's baffling to me is, like,

when you say "be more proactive,"

I'm like, dude, I'm...

I feel like I'm carrying more than my load, to be very fair.

- That's how you honestly feel? - Yes.

I feel that it's the other way around

I couldn't feel more different, and that's the issue.

That's what I'm saying...

I don't wanna leave anyone high and dry, but replace me.

No, that's...

I'm telling you right now, bring someone else in.

If that's what it is, because...

That's not... well, you don't want to be here

if you're saying things like that.

That's literally what I'm saying.

I'm trying to change my personality...

No, don't change your personality.

I'm not here to make you a victim.

Well, that's the problem, it's already been brought up.

I want you to stay, mate.