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Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

Frank! I love you!

Ah!

[screaming]

Number five, it's hump day, downhill from here, Sunshine.

You are way too positive.

[laughing]

Okay. Charter number five.

- Nice... welcome board. - Nice to meet you.

Lisa Moore and her daughter, Shelby,

and some of Shelby's childhood friends.

♪ Going in the water, in the water, in the jet-ski ♪

These girls are like

the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

They're the "Gilmour Girls" on steroids.

Disco was born!

Oh, for God's sake.

My boyfriend's having issues with me

still continuing to work with Dave.

But, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

- Who was polishing down here? - Jason was polishing.

Now that I'm a bosun, I need to learn how to delegate.

But also, if something goes wrong, it'll be on me.

You're running around too much.

Trust them. Let them make mistakes.

Sure.

Correct them, don't try to do their job.

You're my person that I rely on.

I got a floor thing. I don't wanna see dirty floors.

I vacuumed the bridge,

the captain's cabin, the main salon...

I don't need your sh**

I know exactly I'm doing a good job.

When Tash and Kyle leave the place like a pigsty,

that just, like, puts me through the roof.

Ugh!

Have you tried yoga before?

- Yeah. - Yes!

All of you.

Bye, Court!

Bye!

Oh, boy.

Storm's plan is to use his own body

on a very sharp, heavy anchor.

If he just gets nicked, that's not a nick,

that's an arm that's gone.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- You sure? - Yeah.

We need to tie a line on.

You can't physically lift that chain.

All right.-We got a line ready for it.

Hey, honey.

Wait, I can't see anything, I'm in the elevators.

What's the plan for tonight?

I'm playing video games.

But anyway, I just wanna tell you [kisses]

and thank you so much for the call.

Oh ***ing hell.

Oh, Kyle.

Oh, Kyle.

If we drop the port, the line should hold the chain up.

The starboard chain?

Okay, and then we're gonna use the windlass

to bring the tension off of the starboard chain,

and the anchor will free itself.

Thank you.

- Thank you! - Thank you.

Okay, we're gonna use the windlass

to bring the tension off of the starboard chain.

Go to that windlass.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, sh**, yeah, windlass...

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

So, girls, how was the standup yoga, guys?

- So good. - It was so fun!

Make sure you got good distance.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Stop!

Storm.

Ah.

Nice work.

I've seen far worse anchor tangles, and it's, like...

like a scrunchie, like a woman's, like...

it's like we're ...ing... ed.

But yeah, everything worked out in the end,

so it's all about the journey.

It was stressful, though, bro.

Interior, interior, turning in about three minutes.

Thank you, Courtney.

Do you think we just get back into bed and have another nap?

Frank!

Ah!

[laughing]

I'm really frustrated with Tash and Kyle.

They've both been completely distracted.

They need to get their head in the game.

Kyle, what have you done this morning, fluffed a pillow?

Babe, please don't make me sick,

I'm already feeling a bit nauseous.

Work hard? You? No.

Natalya really feels that she's carrying on

the most of the whole team.

Meanwhile, I'm the one that's helping

in housekeeping and service,

whereas Natasha's just on service

and Natalya's just on housekeeping.

Natalya, my sweet dear, is a huge martyr.

Yeah, well, if you finish the room

and stop ***ing bitching and moaning...

I wanna punch you in your penis.

- Throw it. - Nice and easy, you got it.

Woo!

Ooh, good catch.

Leave... anything you wanna leave in here, you can,

and I'll bring it out.

Do you wanna get changed before breakfast?

I'm wanna just go upstairs.

My thighs are hurting, what did we do that my thighs hurt?

We did yoga, Mom.

Throw me that line real quick?

No, I can't, because the...

It's... you guys have been ...ing messing up

the bimini for a while.

What are you mumbling?

It's already been on the wrong side of the bimini

since you guys brought it in the first time.

Just seems like we're working really hard

but not really smart.

It's the geometry of, like, okay,

if there's two lines going forward and no line going back,

well, the boat's only gonna go forward.

But at this point, I think I'd rather try

to figure out the Dewey Decimal system...

When was the last time you heard of a Dewey Decimal joke?

Do you wanna fix this,

so we don't break the bimini on this thing?

Yeah.

Hello!

How was it?

- Great! - So good!

For the chef's special today,

we have beetroot-cured salmon with sous vide egg

on whole wheat toast.

- That sounds really good. - Yeah.

When in Malta, eat your salmon.

Mm, babe, thank you.

Can you not?

We're at breakfast.

That looks like what my mom yells at me for,

and you're yelling at your mother for that.

She's right, though, I gotta give her when she's right.

I think that people who weren't born with technology

in their lives are more addicted to technology.

- You photograph your food. - I do, every meal.

- You photograph McDonald's. - Mwah!

She photographs everything.

- It's for the memories. - It's for the mems.

Is this primary?

- Yeah, primary. - I'll take primary.

Yeah.

You might be able to run up the food to the bar there.

Anything for you, Tash.

Aw.

Whoa!

Thank you.

Is the chef plating all of these as well?

- Yes. - Wow.

He does everything,

we just serve with a smile and take the gratitude, yeah.

This salmon's incredible, mm.

Jay, I'm gonna put this here for you.

Copy.

- That was delicious. - Oh, my God.

- Yes, amazing. - It was amazing.

- Should we go do water? - Yeah.

Let's hit it, ladies.

Thank you, Chef, wherever you are.

I hope he's sleeping, God.

♪ Start spreading the... ♪

Just the two people we're looking for.

What's up?

We wanted to find out what time you might

like beach picnic today.

What was Chef thinking, about, like, preparing?

I think he wanted to make, like, sushi rolls on the beach.

Oh, God, that's good.

We have to bang out this last day proper.

- Like, let's get the... - Oh, my God...

- Don't "last day" me. - Yeah, you know what I mean.

[bleep] sake, mate.

Pick your sh** up.

- What up, Z-dawg? - Hey, Courts.

What happened?

The chains got...

Yeah.

Really? Ooh.

Dude, if I ask for it to be put away, I need it to be put away.

Everything's all over the floor.

Like, you understand why I'm frustrated?

So, where do you want me to put it?

There's no slots, where do you want to put it?

So, there is slots.

It's either in the laz, it's on the sundeck,

or it's in the bosun's locker.

I will... I can do that.

- Okay. - I will...

If it's the fifth charter and you haven't been asked.

I'll ask you specifically now, I'll write a list.

Yeah, if you ask me, I'll do it.

- All right. - Well, you gotta ask me,

not someone that doesn't...

No, no, no, there's not someone else.

I'm asking you... I asked you to do the buckets...

Now you're asking me, and I will be more than happy to do it.

- You're a skipper, aren't you? - Yeah.

If you asked me to put something away...

- Tell me when to do it. - And I put this away.

That's how it works.

This is not how you do things.

That's how we got on the boat, man.

I think Jason enjoys upsetting people.

Right now I'm doing more than I want to do

because of his attitude towards me.

I just wanna be like, oh, you... you know, do your ***ing job.

Coming up...

Don't be worried.

I wake up, there's not one thing pulled for breakfast,

the pantry's a mess,

all the décor from the night is still out.

That's not okay.

Natasha, can I see you on the bridge?

I think I'm gonna go on a jet-ski.

Yeah.

Okay, it is life jackets at all times in the water.

Ooh!

Yes!

Ah!

Yeah.

[whistling, cheering]

Just to sweeten that up.

You could squeeze in here, move...

I'll move over.

- Cute bikini. - Do I look good?

Thank you, I think it's on wrong.

I think it looks nice.

Hi.

Aw!

All right, I have an elderflower-vodka-based

- fruit mint... - Wow.

Whoa!

Um, Pimm's.

This is disgusting.

Unbelievable.

We gotta manage this chaos.

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

I'll be up with the tequila one shortly.

Natasha, Natasha, can we get the stew pantry clean, please?

Okay, copy.

Whoa, that is so good.

Yeah.

Wait, elderflower, or did I make that up?

Natalya.

- 4:30, we're leaving. - 4:30, okay, that's fine.

Okay.

So, my plan of attack today is I'm gonna go with Courtney

- and Mzi just to help them. - Okay.

Dave's gonna be with them,

because Dave's cooking on the beach.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but we have a little more wind tonight.

I've been thinking about when Captain Sandy said to me

that I need to delegate more responsibilities to my team.

- You're running around too much. - Mm-hmm.

Trust them, don't try to do their job.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah.

My plan is to name a lead deckhand.

They didn't really do wine or Prosecco yesterday,

so I'm just gonna put one bottle of each,

and then the beers that they were drinking, waters,

and kombucha in here,

because they're big water and kombucha fans.

With Mzi and Courtney I've got a great team,

so choosing a lead deckhand is gonna be really tough.

But what makes it really ***ing easy

is that I'll definitely not choose Jason.

What's it?

- I can do it. - Yeah?

Storm, will you hand me stuff, please?

Will I hand you stuff?

Come on, Mzi, it's not your birthday yet.

I mean, I did set the bar high last year with the lap dance.

Get your birthday dance, Mzi!

- Yo, get his birthday cake. - Yeah, yeah!

Oh, my God.

Did you get a boner, Mzi?

I reckon he did.

Tash, they're gonna be ready for you now.

Do you wanna run these to the guests?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

No!

Dave-O.

- You look cute, bruv. - Oh!

Ooh.

Just hit me up on your way back.

Yeah, I'm not gonna be long, I'm just dropping them off.

All right.

Hey, Mom, how do you feel about green eye shadow?

Ready?

Come look at it.

That's so rude, you're the rudest person I've ever met.

- These are the plates, yeah? - Yeah.

Okay.

Does someone wanna help me put the cutlery out?

Yeah, I'll help you.

I'm really enjoying this charter.

Tash seems to be responding,

I'm having fun, there's a good vibe, which is nice.

Friend zone, hugs, it's only a good thing.

So, I'm not gonna put any pressure on anything.

I'm just... let's just keep it here and see where it goes.

Do you wanna learn something new about me?

What, something I don't know?

Yeah... I can squeak my eyeballs.

- Really? - Okay.

[squeaking]

Ooh!

That did not sound healthy at all.

Everyone was, like...

Who's ready to go, nerds?

I'm gonna go continue preparations for tonight,

but enjoy the beach.

- Woo! - Thank you so much.

See you soon.

- All right, ladies. - Are you coming?

No, I'm not coming, I've gotta pull all this in.

Thank you so much, seriously.

Enjoy your trek ashore.

Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited, thank you.

- Enjoy! - Bye-bye!

- Who rules the world? - Girls!

Woo!

That's girl power right there.

Woo!

It's so beautiful!

Welcome!

Here you go.

You guys, you have outdone yourselves.

Oh, my God!

- Am I taking you back? - Yeah.

- Thank you for making this. - It looks beautiful.

- You are amazing. - Oh, my God.

Motor Yacht Home, Motor Yacht Home, Courtney.

Just letting you know that's all guests dropped off,

and I'm just returning now to drop Mzi back off at the boat.

Thank you very much for that report, we'll be standing by.

So, what I've done here is I googled Dolly Parton.

- So, we're doing... - You are outstanding.

Thank you.

The dinner-theme party Guy's and Dolly's is super confusing.

After dinner, the ladies want the Guy's and Dolly's party,

dressing up as Guy Fieri and Dolly Parton,

their favorite celebrities.

I have no idea when Dolly Parton was big.

Like, I don't do well with, like, going back in time.

- Hello, Captain. - Beautiful.

- Do you like it? - Very pink.

Cool.

Okay, okay, interesting facts.

Go... Alex, you go first.

Oh, it's just that I'm a quarter Japanese.

- That's a fun fact. - That is a fun fact.

That is a fun fact, and applicable.

[laughing]

I'm just gonna bow you in.

Okay.

Thank you.

I'm definitely getting, like,

more confident in my tender-driving skills.

I was obviously really nervous coming into this season.

Courts, remember, when the bow's up,

put it in reverse and turn it the other way round.

- You got it. - Yeah.

That's Mzi back on board, and tender away again.

I do kinda feel like a Bond girl, like,

whilst I'm driving this tender, especially if I do it well.

Like a boss bitch, like, just rocking out.

[gasps]

What's coming?

I'm just gonna make a sorbet for you.

I've got some yuzu.

Oh, my God, yum!

And then I've got a load of vanilla and some maple.

- Oh, my God. - And a bit of coconut milk.

You are an exceptional human being.

Wow.

Okay. [bleep]

Do you like it?

It looks wonderful, you ***ing killed it.

So, I need to dress Mzi up in that wig.

Yes?

So, you're fully dressing up, mate.

Huh?

She's got your outfit for you and everything.

I'll wear one with you.

The things we do for tips.

Would you like to try the yuzu sorbet?

- Ooh! - Oh, my God, yes!

See, Mzi, I brought your outfit.

Let's get you Dolled up, sis.

No, I got you a skirt.

Do you wanna do, like, a fun one, with your arms up?

Yes. Woo!

Okay, I'm four bras deep, I'm four bras deep.

This is so outrageous.

This is a bit...

wait, lipstick, we need lipstick.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look, put these pants on.

Oh, wow!

Very, very honored to be Dolly,

except I don't work 9:00 to 5:00.

This is hot, though.

I know.

Okay, I'll come back for you guys.

Yeah, cheers, mate.

Okay, ladies.

Are you ready for us to board?

- Yep, ready for you to board. - Okay.

- I see incoming... - Incoming!

Courtney.

Yes, thanks, Cap, I'm on the stern,

ready for her.

Okay, Mzi-Mzi, let's go.

I see décor.

Oh, is that décor?

- Oh! - Ah!

Hey, you've got the stern, yeah?

Courtney's like a little captain out there.

I know, killing it.

- Oh, my God! - Ah!

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God.

Oh, she is...

Oh my God.

[chattering]

[shouting, laughing]

Oh!

- Mzi, holy sh** - Mzi!

- It's Dolly. - It's Dolly.

I don't know who you are.

But right now, I really love who you are.

Oh, my God.

Just take your time.

How was it?

Yeah, really cool, they loved it.

- They did, eh? - Yeah.

Thanks goodness it's so calm, though.

Yeah, I know, it was super calm.

So you can really just, like, ease yourself in.

So, I literally just eased my way in...

And it just sat there, and I was like,

oh, my God, praise the Lord. How have I just done this?

Court is a fantastic deckhand.

She's ***ing killing it.

I gave her two lessons in the tender

and she drives it better than I do.

She's aware that certain things need to be done,

and then she does them before being asked.

I've got eyes on Courtney to be my lead.

Problem is, Mzi's a personal friend of mine,

and he's gonna be so ...ing bummed.

He's gonna be so, so, so super-bummed.

Coming up...

Captain says that pantry's absolutely a vom show,

and the only person she sees ever cleaning it is you.

Like, I wanted to say, Cap,

you don't understand how many times I'm busting my ass

in housekeeping assisting Natalya.

All right, mate?

Hello, there.

- Got it? - Yeah.

All right, let's get outta here.

Bloody hell, quite a jump there.

- I'm a springbok. - Yeah.

South African, baby.

Is everything Dolly tonight?

We... the girls getting ready are Dolly, we're Guy.

Do you want me to pass this one up, Storm?

That's okay, I'm gonna jump on.

Oh, my God, Nat.

Did Mzi change?

- Mzi's back to normal. - Oh [bleep].

Yeah, you looked fine.

- Hey? - Sorry?

- Just joking. - Thanks.

Never.

How's your make your boobs look like that?

- I've got four bras on. - Ah!

It's really sore, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm gonna go set up the sundeck.

Mzi, stop.

Disgusting.

I'm happy with my boobs.

Like, I developed late.

Girls in my primary school got them, and then, like,

they used to call me "Flatty Natty" for, like, 20 minutes.

Then all of a sudden I was, like, bam... ha!

You know, if I had 100 euros every time I said that...

Can I put your Bump-It in for you?

Yeah, would you help me?

I'll help you with your Bump-It.

That's amazing.

This is not good.

- Oh my God. - Oh my God!

This is beautiful!

[screaming]

How stunning!

Oh, my gosh.

That's so good.

Shelby, did you throw us a birthday party in Malta?

I threw you a birthday party in Malta.

I don't know why everybody's

looking like a trashy Dolly today.

Oh, my God.

I'm got to do all the cabins now, plus all the laundry.

I need a Guy behind me.

- You ready? - I've got you!

Bitch, I do everything.

All they have to do is walk into service and put out plates.

Should I come out like this?

You have yolk titties.

- Kyle? - Oof, yeah?

Will you make me the happiest Dolly alive?

Oh, my God, look at you!

These are called Big Bosom Berries.

So, take a shot and then chase it with a pink one, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, whoa! - Oh sh**

I spilled Flavor town!

Well, it wasn't done well,

because I just got a ton of sh** off of it.

Eyelashes on the floor.

I'm running down, Courtney, when you're ready.

Hey.

- He... he ignores me. - Yeah, I know.

Yeah, but I'm sorry about that.

If it's a problem, just come to me.

Like, if it's disrespectful, all right?

I definitely enjoy the older generation women,

because these guys and their giggling...

they're honestly driving me up the wall.

I think today is just not your day.

Not at all.

Well, this trip is not my day.

Dave, have you got the knife to serve it with,

because I can carry up, if not.

I've got knives, yeah.

There's not anything else you want me to do?

Have a good sleep, I'll see you tomorrow.

Thanks, brü.

Thank you so much for today, you're a rock star.

Thanks, Stormy.

- Okay, I'm going up. - All right, thank you.

[vocalizing]

Gonna do this sh** now.

What's up, sweet cheeks?

Hey, hon.

I was talking to your ass, not to you.

Oh, love you too.

So, that's their birthday cake?

Fancy.

Whose birthday?

Aurora and Monique...

- Monique. - Her birthday's today?

Are you gonna strip for them?

No.

- What is that? - I'm a diner.

What are you?

I'm Guy Fieri, and we're rolling out,

giving you the greatest diners and drive-ins and dives.

Natalya, Natalya, do you wanna come sing?

Coming.

That's my hair.

Gives it a floating head vibe.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ Happy birthday, dear Monique and Aurora ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Woo!

Dolly's slippery nipples.

- Ooh! - Oh!

Oh, wow.

I get it.

Happy birthday!

You guys, thank you so much for coming out, oh, my God.

This is the best birthday ever.

I need a picture of this first, because this is scary.

"Because this is scary."

Well, thank you for making our birthday.

- Oh! - Aw!

Thank you!

Cheers.

- What's going on with... - Everything's cool.

...that one.

I'm gonna have a conversation with him tomorrow.

About what?

He was rude to Courtney just before,

obviously some sort of reason.

Why was he rude to her for?

He just ignores her.

You need to respect your crew members,

and especially if you're on the same team.

It's affecting your team now, not just you, like...

Yeah, that's why I'm having a conversation with him

and tell him this is not the way that you treat Courtney

and the way that you treat me, and it's sh**

Yeah, she's really good.

It's not for him to decide, you're his boss.

I also feel bad.

Sorry!

Coming up...

That stain has been there for two days.

I'm witnessing Natasha slipping in some areas.

We said we were gonna be up at 6:45.

Yeah. Sunrise is at 6:52.

All right, right, toodles.

All right, thank you, I'll see you in the morning.

Good night.

My stomach, it's so...

Oh, you're ***ing warm.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

So, we have cranberry-pineapple, a vodka base, lime, and berry.

Oh, it looks like there's one left over.

For you!

[bleep] me.

- Mm. - Good?

You smashed it.

I feel like this is our hangout spot now.

They're gonna be up very late.

Work as a team as much as we can, help each other out.

I'll be watching them.

One, two, three, four, five, six...

[shouting]

Table, table.

I'm off the boat.

I'm just distracted.

- With Frank. - Yeah.

You know, I never, ever feel anxious in love.

Do you think you're over thinking it now,

though because...

So, how do you think you can change it this time round?

That's what I'm trying to figure out, Tash.

But I really wanna say thank you so much for your patience

and never climbing down my throat and saying

"Get the [bleep] over yourself, you're at work."

It just shows you again what a leader you are.

It really does.

I'll send my bank details over for deposits.

Yeah?

Because I just blew smoke right up your asshole for free.

I don't know where everybody went.

I want a cookie.

So, like, what do they do all night?

Like, prep for the next day?

Sit around in bubble baths.

Why are we 11?

Oh, he's coming, he's coming.

Oh, oh!

Did you guys want something more to drink?

What about, like, just, like, a straight tequila shot, anybody?

I'll do the Purple Rain.

- One, two, three tequilas. - I can't say no.

Tequila, please.

- [bleep] me. - What do they want?

Purple Rains and tequilas.

Ooh.

I think we might actually have a late one.

Got a lot to do, don't we?

Yeah.

They're really slow at making drinks.

This is the worst bottle service.

But I do think we have time.

Cheers.

- What do you want? - Probably eight tequila shots.

- Espresso martini. - Thank you so much.

You guys are hardcore.

Cheers, you guys!

Can we possibly request some, like, pizza bites,

or, like, something like drunk-friendly?

Like, because...

- Night club? - Yeah, yeah.

One of the guests has just come to me.

They want food now.

There's no way I'm waking up Dave.

I don't know, maybe we can make them toasties or something.

You are testing me.

4:00 a.m. in the f'ing morning.

Like, girl.

Are we keeping them up?

It's done.

They are aware they're supposed

to leave at 12:00 tomorrow, yeah?

Who's interested in a hot tub time machine,

potentially could take us back to two days ago.

[humming]

- They're definitely... - I'm hatin' it.

Wow!

She's gotta go to sleep.

And that's a wrap.

Thank you so much.

- Aw! - Some nachos.

Right, Kyle, I am actually going to bed now.

No, you should.

See you in...

Surely, they'll go to bed after that.

Hopefully.

Ugh, ladies, ladies, ladies.

- Woo! - Let's go.

Thank God.

Okay, good night, dolls, love you.

Good night.

Oh.

Happy birthday, boy.

Sure, brü.

Oh, got a sick day.

It is gonna be fun.

Oh, my God, the floors need vacuuming.

[sighs]

Ing fly.

They must have got lit last night.

Which is fantastic.

Mzi, happy birthday!

My birthday celebrations, when I first started off in university,

we started national Mzi week,

and then as time went by it became international Mzi week.

And basically, every day of my birthday week

just became a different activity.

So, this is very, very different.

Obviously, I'm just keeping to my one day now.

Do you want me to flash you?

- Storm's here, no. - Oh sh**, sh**, sh**

- No, no, no. - Hey, I condone it.

Oh, my God, the floors need vacuuming.

Hey, is that your lap... whose laptop is this?

Oh, tell her to keep it down in her cabin.

I will, I'll come get it back in here.

Okay, thank you.

I'm a bit behind with the sched today.

Don't be worried.

Yeah, listen, I saw you this morning, working hard.

Right, and it's freaking me out,

because I wake up, there's not one thing pulled for breakfast,

the pantry's a mess,

all the décor from the night is still out, and it's...

I'm just getting overwhelmed.

Chief stew and Kyle were up to 3:30 in the morning together.

I've never been on a boat where, like...

Right, that's not okay.

I would never leave the pantry

for someone to walk into and take over in service.

The night person should have that thing immaculate.

The floors should be clean,

the decorations should be packed away.

Maybe I shouldn't say it in front of Captain Sandy,

but I am fuming.

We're here to get a job done.

Get it done. That's it.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

This is not good.

Where is she?

Right now, I'm witnessing Natasha slipping in some areas

that really weren't the norm in the beginning.

Can we get the stew pantry clean, please?

I need this to be clean.

Like, come on, let's put things away.

Hey, you gotta get organized up there,

- it's driving me insane, okay? - What?

The pantry, it's a ***ing disaster.

Sorry.

And that's the stuff that drives me crazy.

- Hi, you! - Hi!

Good morning.

How are you guys feeling?

- Fine, actually. - Really?

Oh, I'm fine.

I didn't behave like a lunatic last night.

Would you like ice this morning?

Yeah, I'll do ice water.

Chill out for a bit and then breakfast later, easy.

Good morning!

Good morning, princess.

How was your evening?

Did you have a good night?

So fun, yes.

If you want skis, I could put them in.

- Do you want the skis? - Yes!

- Thank you. - Cool, no problem.

Hey, good morning.

Courts for Storm.

They want the skis in the water.

Coming now.

Something's bothering me.

Hit me, everyone else is today, it's fine.

We all know that this can't be a thing, and...

No, I know.

Last night I was just like, do you know what,

we need to get up, it's drop-off day...

I know, but this is from the first night.

Well, I wasn't on the boat all day yesterday.

Okay, that was... you were gone for a couple of hours.

That needs to be managed better.

Either the boat's gotta be clean in the morning,

or breakfast has gotta be fully pulled.

It's gotta be one or the other,

because I don't have time to open the morning

and pull for breakfast while also trying to clean the yacht.

Do you know what, if you wanna do service,

I'll go and clean now, it's fine.

You're literally... I'm not trying to...

You just have to... no, it's fine.

No, but you're taking...

I can go clean now, if you want.

You're being dramatic. I'm just saying, this is...

I'm not being dramatic.

I said do you wanna do service, and I can clean.

No, I'm happy to clean.

I'm saying that something in the morning has to give.

Either the boat's gotta be clean

or breakfast has got to be pulled.

It can't be the boat's a sh** show

from the bridge deck down and nothing's pulled at all.

The way Natalya is speaking to me is not respectful.

It's like, do you realize the amount of extra hours

that I've been putting in making sure

that the guests have everything that they want

to enhance our tips as a team?

I think Natalya wants to be the chief stew,

and she just tries to make me look bad

to potentially look better herself.

I think it better if Kyle gets the boat clean

and then he wakes up later.

Okay, we'll do that.

That'd be amazing, thank you.

Mzi, it's your birthday. Do you wanna go in or not?

- Yeah, I'll jump. - Are you sure?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Woo!

Enjoy your final breakfast.

- Oh! - Thank you.

Just wanna be able to keep my eye on when they're coming in.

Good morning!

- How are you? - You okay?

I'm good, how are you?

Good, thanks.

Interior, interior, that's the guests off

the swim platform and heading up to breakfast shortly.

Deck crew, deck crew, all water toys on board.

I'm leaving right after guest departure.

Copy that.

Storm, Storm, do you want me to head in for the jet-skis now?

Jason's there, do you wanna just tell him on your way?

Come sit over here.

Jason, would you mind just trying to pull in anything

that you can on the aft?

Like, what are you... what are you doing?

So, we're gonna pull in the jet-skis, and Courts is...

Oh, just pull in, like, inflatables and stuff?

Yeah, just pull all of that stuff in that we can get.

Okay.

- And we can get going. - Yep.

Jason is an asset, but at the same time,

like, when you're blowing hot and cold all the time

how do you sort of control that?

Line up.

Do you want me to take two?

Oh, yes, please, hon.

Mushroom eggs Benedict.

- Woo! - Oh, wow.

It looks insane, doesn't it?

- Yes. - Stunning.

Look how beautiful that is.

Oh, I haven't hacked that.

Top of the morning to you.

Yeah, you guys need to get organized.

It's this frikkin' mess every day I get up.

That was never looking like that.

That stain has been there for two days,

and I wanna vomit in my mouth when I see it.

You guys, great on service...

this needs a lot of work.

And the one that's always in the laundry

is the one that's always cleaning up.

- I... I... like... - It's not fair.

- Just saying. - Thank you.

I don't even know what to say.

Oh, my God, what the [bleep] is happening?

Like, I don't even know.

Stop!

I'm really uncomfortable.

- Put on whites? - Yes, please.

Goodbye, table!

Okay, babe, do you wanna go off?

Yeah... she came and told me what her problem was.

She says this entire pantry disgusts her.

Well, I know, did you...

She said that she wants to vomit every time she sees this area.

So, she was saying how Natalya is always the one cleaning here.

Oh, okay.

Natalya has been making it very verbal

that she's been working harder than everybody else,

so I have very fishy suspicions.

It's a fish market out here at the moment.

I didn't put the napkins there.

- That's what I'm saying. - Yeah.

And how did the napkin rings run up here?

Who did breakfast service this morning?

- I didn't put them there. - Exactly my point.

So, Natalya isn't the five-star show

that everybody thinks her, so...

Yeah.

Okay, how does it go?

I actually don't mind not going out tonight

and staying and doing the pantry.

I'm so with you. I'm dead-ass.

You want me to clean, I'll clean for you.

- Nat? - Yes?

We're at a bit of a standstill.

Captain literally threw the interior under the bus.

Captain?

How she says that pantry's absolutely a vom show,

she wants to vomit every time, she said.

And the only person she sees ever cleaning it is you.

Like, we spend more time with the guests.

How are we supposed to clean this sh** up?

There's eight ***ing crew members, and I'm, like,

I wanted to say, Cap, you don't understand how many times

I'm busting my ass in housekeeping,

assisting Natalya, and how every time we maintain this as well,

it gets messed up...

Ooh, there's some sh** That's going down.

So, I think we should pinpointing crew members

who does what.

Yeah, I'm the snitch.

I told Captain Sandy because I was gonna knock someone out.

Like, they needed it. Their minds are elsewhere.

I'm not gonna apologize.

Enough's enough.

Okay, cool, everyone's really positive.

Storm, Storm, I am departing here at 1:00 p.m.

Copy that.

Okay, Mzi, you put on the stern,

because we're gonna go bow to stern.

- Bow to stern. - Yeah, yeah.

We brought so much stuff.

I don't...

I literally don't think I'm gonna fit all of my items.

Slow her down, there you go.

I'm lined up.

Yeah, it's looking fine here.

Ooh, fire.

All crew, all crew, guest departure in 20 minutes.

So, I recently started watching makeup tutorials

to try to figure out actually how to do makeup.

If there's one thing that I cannot stand, it is a snitch.

If Natalya told on us, I'm gonna be upset.

There's no reason to betray me like that.

Bitch, you know what?

Final checks.

Jason, Jason, Tash.

Are you free, please, to give us a hand at luggage?

Oh, look at you... show-off.

Good?

Come up, then, because it's awkward for them on the stairs.

- Bye! - Bye.

Thank you so much!

Thank you very much for everything.

Bye, happy birthday!

Thank you so much.

Honestly, you guys, like, this entire trip

has just made me feel so happy.

You guys were killing it with every single water toy.

And, like, thank you just for making us feel at home.

Aw!

I really thank you. This is for you guys.

- Thank you, appreciate it. - Thank you all!

We'll see you next year!

We'll see you in America!

- USA, USA, right? - Next time in America.

- Bye, you guys! - Bye!

We love you guys!

All right, everyone, we're gonna do our tip meeting

when we're back at the docks.

All right.

As soon as you can get that loaded, we're underway.

Thanks, Cap.

Let's go, girl, to get changed quick, or just get into...

Yeah, yeah.

Natasha, can I see you on the bridge?

Sure thing.

Well, guys, give yourselves a pat on the back, go on.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh [bleep].

[sighs]

Hey.