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Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...

I'm so excited to see who's the new charter guests.

[wolf whistle]

Hi, nice to meet you.

I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.

Holy hell, Lord save me.

We have our limitations.

Okay, what's the goss, sis?

And one of those big limitations

is do not ever get intimate with guests.

Kyle is such a flirt.

He's just sitting out there, isn't he?

I guess someone's gotta do it.

Long-distance relationships in yachting

almost seems impossible.

I'm not gonna lie, it's very distracting.

So, just putting in tonight you want me to do...

One second, because this is quite urgent.

You don't know what you want.

Luckily, I just need to do the food.

Opa.

Jason, we need a secondary line, it's too windy.

Jason!

[whistles]

He's just flat-out ignoring me.

I think I have a problem with authority

when I think that they're 100 percent wrong.

- What did you tie it? - It's a bowline.

If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline.

I wanna put it all on the table at the same time.

Do you want me to just do one at a time, then?

So this is the Pinot grigio 2020.

[bleep]

The wine-pairing slowed down the service so much.

I'm reheating multiple dishes.

- Wow. - Thank you.

Oh, I thought that was the bao buns.

It's out of order now, though.

- What country is this? - America.

We need to simplify it, babe.

We don't have the staff capability.

We couldn't have done wine-pairing otherwise.

The last thing you wanna do is just have a service

that does not seem seamless.

It's a lot to deal with between two people.

Brace a bitch.

This is insane.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* Season 07 Episode 09

Episode Title: "Let Me Be Frank" Aired on: August 29, 2022.

What have we got here?

Mushroom-truffle bao buns.

- Yeah. - We're in China now.

We've got bao buns with glazed wild mushroom and black truffle.

It has got a meaty undertone, but everything's vegetarian.

It's really good.

We need to get seven more wine glasses.

Oh, my God.

Coming, Dave.

So, this is the Vasse Felix from Margaret River, cab sav, 2015.

Gotcha, gotcha.

This one has notes of red currant.

And this is which country?

- England! - Yeah!

- Fish and chips. - Thank you.

Can I get a vodka soda?

- Yeah, sure. - Thank you.

Of course.

And what do I need to get?

I need you to get ginger ale from the sun deck.

No, I can grab that.

Yeah, I've got your vodka... your tequila coming up.

How does she want vodka soda,

she's got, like, 10 wines set in front of her?

She doesn't like wine.

Are they happy with it?

Yeah, they're all wine-pairing, they're happy.

Yeah.

Dessert's served, guys.

The guest are loving it, but the problem is

I had everything ready to go up at once,

and then the guys doing service

could have just poured whatever wine they wanted.

I'm trying to make the interior's life easier.

But a wine-pairing is making everyone else's life difficult.

So, for your last course of the evening,

we're going to pair it with Graham's fine ruby port.

- Oh! - There's more?

The last.

The gelato's dairy-free?

Everything's dairy-free.

- Oh, okay. - Amazing.

He's a blessing.

Well, that was sh**

I hated it. I hate everything.

I can see so.

- Hey, guys, how was the food? - Lovely.

- Super good. - So good.

I'm so full.

Yes!

Adam requests for a water obstacle course

for a friendly competition.

Cool.

See you later.

I'm gonna go change into, like, not this.

- Yeah, I wanna change too. - Like, into PJs.

Let it hang.

Wait, you guys should also change into PJs.

- No underwear. - Babe.

No, they must be fully uniformed.

Honestly, I have to listen to the primary,

and so, I will do so.

Yay!

Actually, I'll get these glasses,

and then I'm done.

- Perfect. - Yeah.

That was great, and I'm so full.

That was a hectic service, eh?

But it was, like, boom, boom, boom.

It wasn't, it was sh**

I feel like it was maybe slightly the wrong decision

to do wine-pairing, because the service was so hectic.

But the guests are having the best time.

That's all that matters.

Oh, Liam, this feels expensive.

- Yeah. - No, it's from Amazon.

I'm also gonna change now.

And get your pajamas on?

Yeah.

- Are you not playing with us? - Oh, my God.

Tomorrow night I'll join... tomorrow night I'll join in.

- Yes, we'll do. - Tomorrow night I'll join again.

And I'll make my [bleep]...

- It's not very physical. - Have fun, guys.

All right, au revoir.

- Wow! - Yes!

Wait, I need a photo of this.

Yes.

Aw!

- Shall we have a group photo? - You look so good.

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, okay, I'll take one now, and then I'll take another after.

You look so happy, guys.

It's a PJ party, it's a theme,

we have themes every night on boats.

Let's go inside, I'm done. I'm done with the wind.

I think that Kyle's flirting, it's great.

I love a good love story.

I've always been, like, this rebellious angel.

People think I look all sweet and innocent,

but really, I try to get away with murder.

I've let my hair down.

For me, bad decisions make good stories.

Let's have a toast.

Can we do the rose and the thorn?

- Let's do rose and thorn. - Yay!

Okay, so, rose and thorn...

what was the highlight, the rose,

the beautiful thing for you;

What was the thorn, something that was,

uh, sh** for you, or could have improved for you?

First of all, meeting all of you was for sure the rose,

not even a question.

- Absolutely lovely people. - Oh, my God.

A thorn was biting my lip when I went backwards off the slide.

- Okay, Kyle! - Frankie.

I never thought I would honestly be so attracted

to another individual in a long while.

Wow.

And I saw your smile, I was, like, shook.

He has this calming aura.

When I feel I'm around him, it keeps me very grounded

and secure, and I, like, feel that energy,

I wanna be around it and get to know you more.

Oh!

I could definitely be fired

if I'm not careful about this interaction.

But being part of the LGBTQIA+ community,

it is very difficult to try and find a true connection.

What's more important, job or romance?

That's what's running through my mind.

Cheers to the queers.

You know what, if you wanna stay in the circle,

you better stay in the circle.

Wow.

Your ****ing eyes.

Because...

- Ah! - Woo!

- Your doing so well. - Yeah.

He's fine.

Oh, my God, shut up, I'm, like, really...

I'm really...

If Sandy comes out right now and catches this moment

of what's going on, like, we're both in a lot of trouble here.

As his boss, I should be saying something to stop this,

but I feel like a bit of a cock-block right now.

You need?

Please, I just need to just do some work thing real quick.

Okay.

I don't want us to get into trouble, though, for being,

like, too over-familiar, do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Good night, beautiful people.

- Sweet dreams, guys. - We'll see you in the morning.

- Bye, love. - Sleep well.

- All right. - Sweet dreams.

I've still not wiped down the bar areas up there.

What a mess.

Oh, my God.

What's going on here?

- Morning. - Yeah.

My God.

What do you mean, we had a good night.

So, obviously, I was very uncomfortable,

but I'll do anything for the guests.

I like your commitment to the cause.

Yeah, when that tip comes through

and it's one of the highest,

I want you all to look my way.

That's what I'm saying.

- You going to bed now? - Yeah.

Sweet dreams, hey?

Okay, bedtime.

Guys?

Don't hit the ski.

Yee-Ooh!

Great job, thanks, Court.

[snoring]

Oh...

So, my name is Taylor, and I'm from Durban, South Africa.

I'm not sure if you've heard about it,

but I've been in yachting for, like, two to three years now.

- That's pretty good. - It's...

you know, it's pretty good, but I'm just really in it

for the money, you know, because it's such

a good difference to the rand.

You gotta add a couple more "Lakks" in there.

- Yeah. - L-A-A-K, yeah.

- Laak. - Laak.

What time they go to bed?

They go to bed at the same time as you, or were they still up?

I don't know what they did.

All I saw was Kyle in pajamas.

I kinda get bothered, because the boat is dirty.

There are morning duties.

Like, I've already got such a full morning ahead of me.

So, when Tash and Kyle leave the place like a pigsty,

like, that just, like, puts me through the roof.

Like, the stairwells weren't done, the floors looked manky.

Stuff that is standard practice on every single yacht,

which they should know.

You could have got so much done

to put me ahead this morning, but you didn't.

Honestly, I'm over it.

Coming up...

Ah!

[laughing]

Yes!

Welcome to the mini-Olympics on board Home.

Woo!

Kyle, back to work now.

There's a line when it comes to mingling with the guests.

When we're wearing our uniform, we're professional.

we just can't forget that.

Is this what I'm gonna be doing the course in?

- "Relax." - Oh, my God.

These are gonna fit the itty-bitty-titty committee,

but they're not gonna fit the big, juggy...

- Oh, my... - It will fit.

If not, we can cut them into crop tops.

You might have trouble disconnecting that line.

Well done, homie.

[laughing]

Here you go, hon.

- Oh, wow. - Yay!

- I could hear your voice. - Can I please get a heart next time?

I'm not asking for a lot.

Kyle, while you're enjoying your lovely coffee,

I've vacuumed the bridge, the captain's cabin...

- Really? - The main salon, the stairwells,

the day heads, the bridge deck salon,

all the way down, and wiped.

Yeah, I think we'll have a chat at the end of this.

Really?

I think if the shoe was on the other foot

and Natalia had been up till, like, 4:00 a.m.

cleaning up, she would have also been,

like, okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

It's, like, a little bit of cleaning.

Like, it's not the end of the world.

I don't need your ****ing...

I know exactly I'm doing a good job.

Ugh!

Try and climb up the slide.

If you can get to the top, you can go down for four hours.

[laughing]

Yep!

Ninja order, baby!

That's amazing, brah.

Tash, are these for the guests or are these for us?

Let me just count.

One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13.

But the sizes, I don't know how I'm gonna do that.

I don't mind wearing a large.

I don't need to look hot.

Oh, cute!

[blows whistle]

Hey, guys, just so we're on the same page,

we're gonna have to be, like, super loud and cheerful,

and, like, shouting and vibey and, like...

like that, you know?

Okay?

- You mean American. - Okay!

I've always thought, oh, well, I could be a bosun.

Now that I've got a taste for it, like,

I don't want anything else.

I need to be constantly progressing.

So, I've got a plan to do, like, some sort of beer Olympics

and just make the guests happy,

Captain Sandy happy, so I can say that I did

everything that I could possibly have done.

I hope we can pull it off.

Crop-top it, you got the abs, girl.

Yes.

No, you have the tits for this, though.

All right, we need to get changed.

Deck crew, deck crew, put on your costume.

Oh, my God.

Hot.

"Baywatch," "Baywatch," "Baywatch."

Babe, come have a look at this.

Ah!

[laughing]

What the [bleep] is that?

Yes!

All right, bring it on, bitches.

I'm so excited to get in the water.

This is what it's all about.

Oh, I love it.

I'm doing the noodles, because I can't swim.

You want me to pull it down?

Damn!

Should we cut it?

Oh, this is amazing!

- Should we cut it? - It looks good.

Like, how, though?

Like, up to there.

- Pout. - I love it.

Who wants to get their ass kicked?

Too many steps. It's too many steps.

Welcome to the Maltese mini-Olympics

on board Motor Yacht Home.

- Woo! - Yay!

We have Team Adam's Family...

Woo!

- Yeah! - Versus Team Home.

- Woo! - Boo!

First team is gonna start here.

You guys are gonna have a drink,

run up the right-hand side of the boat, jump off,

then you're gonna swim to the back of this boat.

On your mark, get set, go!

[blows whistle]

Woo!

There she goes! Yee!

[shrieking]

Come on, David!

Tag me, bitch!

Woo!

I'm gonna win!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

[whistling]

He's really committed, I love that.

Once you get to the trampoline, you do your best trick.

- Yes, Liam! - Woo!

Actually pretty good.

Whoa!

You've got an egg, but you gotta run back up to the slide.

Woo!

- Oh, my God. - Did it!

Shot.

Don't even let them up here.

[shouting]

- We won! - Woo!

[shouting, chattering]

That was good, huh?

Woo!

Back to work.

I'm up or down.

Yes! Woo!

[cheering]

That was awesome, well done!

Kyle, back to work now.

Back to work!

Back to work.

It's a fine line when the guests want to mingle with the crew.

Like, when you're having fun on the water,

the crew feel like oh, we're part of the fun,

and some people don't know when to end the fun.

If you have respect for yourself

and respect for your industry, you don't cross the line.

But I trust every crew member

until they show me they can't be trusted.

I just need them to remember that line, where that line is.

Deck crew, deck crew, let's put away the skis, toys.

Mother ****ing slide!

Hello, there.

Yeah, mate, do us a 360 or summat, show us what you got.

She's the ****ing jet-ski queen, brü.

Hundred percent.

Good job, good job, engine off, fantastic.

Got it? In properly?

- Yeah. - Okay, Mzi, throw yours.

Oh, good catch.

Okay, I need...

I think you're gonna have to swim Jason's over,

and then Jason, you're gonna pull the bow

and you're gonna control it.

Giving the boys a run for their money, hey?

Well done, Courts.

Great job, girl.

Great job, guys.

No ice, boys, no ice.

Why?

I did as well.

I have never felt this torn before.

Rule number one of yachting... never get romantic with guests.

But also, I don't wanna lose this.

Like, this is probably gonna happen

once in a million charters.

I need to try and figure out a way

of showing my interest without losing my job.

I think I was a good boy.

I think we were good.

Like, we've been good, Tash.

- No. - No.

Coming up...

Jason, Jason, Mzi.

Where the [bleep] is Jason?

I asked him to take 15. That was 45 minutes ago.

It's not the first time or the second time or the third time.

Ah!

- I'm just gonna get the... - I got it.

You're taking away my independence!

Myself and Courts, we obviously have chemistry,

but I think we both know where we're at.

We both really like each other as friends.

Literally just good friends, and nothing more.

Yeah.

Jason, Jason, Storm.

Go for Jason.

Hey, Jason, please take 15 minutes.

Get changed, have something to eat,

I'll see you back soon.

Courtney, when he's done, you can follow.

Copy.

For tonight's birthday I'm making three layers

of chocolate cake with butter icing

and white chocolate ganache.

I've made the Black Pearl once before,

but I did it all dark chocolate.

Doing a pink one, this is definitely another level.

The Pink Pearl.

Ahoy!

I'll go wipe the table and start setting.

Go and get dinner and change.

Yeah, I'll go change.

So, what's the theme?

Guys, how we doing? How's service, how's everything?

I've been up in laundry, you know, a bit of, like,

clearing laundry, your job that you didn't do.

[sighs]

- Is Jason back? - No.

[water running]

Please don't blow away.

All right, it will sort itself out.

- Hey! - Well, hello, how are you?

Did you get some rest?

It's not the last night.

It's never the last night.

Where the [bleep] is Jason?

- Can you get him, please? - Yeah.

Because I asked him to take 15, it's been 45.

Jason, Jason, Mzi.

- Jason? - Yeah?

Storm's wondering where you are.

He said that...

yeah, he said take 15, and it's been 45.

I know, I know, I'm just...

he just told me to let you know.

Storm, Storm, Jason.

Go for Storm, Jason.

Putting on my blacks and be ready in three minutes.

- What did he say? - Copy that.

That was 45 minutes ago.

It's not the first time or the second time or the third time.

There probably won't be a fourth time.

There's always one person like Jason in any workplace

who's gonna be defiant, and personally,

I don't have a lot of respect for people like that.

Understand your position on board

and try help chemistry rather than destroy it.

Can I just bring out, like, a...

- No. - Thing of water?

Yeah, sure.

Oh!

Okay, take the water to the sundeck.

Storm, Storm, Nat.

Go for Storm, Nat.

Is anyone available to help me on the bridge deck aft?

Copy that, we'll be there shortly.

Jason, do you wanna help Nat?

Yeah.

I'm here to help you, by the way.

Oh, fantastic.

That face of yours.

Maybe start off with these ones.

- And just blow them up? - Yeah.

[pops]

Oh, my God, it's beautiful!

It's so cool!

I'm gonna do white chocolate sails.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God, cute.

Oh! Woohoo!

Lemon-ginger tea with a tequila shot,

and a tequila sunrise.

Wow.

Are you liking it?

Loving it.

- What time is dinner, love? - Fifteen.

Oh, God.

Let's get blown.

How many buttons, one or two?

Oh, let's do two.

Do you remember how many you had left in the pack?

- Do you want one? - Yeah.

Wait, I don't remember inviting you on the boat.

Wow!

Bambi has arrived!

Oh, my God, this is so cute!

Just me, shape.

No, he didn't.

Storm and Mzi and Courtney, they've got their little clique,

so I feel like I'm absolutely the outsider.

Yeah, it sucks, for sure.

I'm not getting in any drama.

Keeping my mouth shut.

Coming up...

Do you wanna just go and, like, sit outside.

I feel that we're both kind of

treading on glass here at the moment.

There's nothing that's gonna happen between us now.

But I just have lots of feelings for you,

Okay, it's done.

I'm very excited.

Oh my God, this is amazing.

No way!

Do you want me to start placing it?

Yeah, watch your hand.

Thanks, Dave.

- Oh, my God! - Ah!

You're so hot!

Oh, you know, just a little ChapStick.

I'm not into girls, but I can be, for Bambi.

Look who's here!

Woo!

Happy birthday!

Can I wash some dishes in here, geezer?

Yeah, man.

He makes really good bread.

What's for dinner tonight?

It's a pea gnocchi.

Yeah?

Sea bass for main course.

Yeah?

With a courgette tagliatelle.

Perfect.

Never.

Then you're back.

Tequila and my emotions is a cocktail even Tash can't mix.

I'm gonna carry this one.

I'm following you.

I love the way you eat bread.

Thank you.

Good evening, guys.

You've got gnocchi tonight, it's caramelized in olive oil,

so it's nice and crisp.

This is beautiful, thanks.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

Thanks a lot, guys, hope you enjoy it.

Thank you!

- Oh, my God, this is amazing. - I love it.

- This is amazing. - This is so good.

It's too good.

- Lekke, no worries, thank you. - You did a great job.

Oh, my Jesus Lord, Jesus mercy Christ, pray for me.

Can I clear this?

Oh, thank you, yes.

Literally, I was, like, I wanna document this.

Take the photo throughout.

I just like to take them, like, here and there,

but, like, I had them in one of my bags so that's...

- How was dinner? - It was so good.

Good.

It's even better now.

Oh, yeah.

- We ready for dessert? - Yes!

- Yes, we are. - Hell, yes.

Whoa, that's crazy!

I am such a child at heart,

and I love cake, just like I love puppies.

But I love ships.

I've never had any chef make a cake like this.

This pirate ship's very cool.

Hey, by the way, don't worry about service gloves,

I got my new ones.

Why does it go all the way to the elbow?

Sometimes you need to go elbow-deep.

Elbow-deep, yeah.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Woo!

Thank you!

- So beautiful. - Isn't it?

I'm gonna eat it all right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my Lord, that's moist.

And the cake, too.

And it's dairy-free.

Oh, my gosh, thank you.

- It's really good. - No worries.

Mm!

We've just gotta dock tomorrow.

Same vibe as last time.

Mm.

You two in the bow, then join me in the stern.

- Okay, ready? - Yeah.

Are we ready to go upstairs?

Yes.

We were gonna jump in the hot tub.

I'm gonna go put on a bathing suit.

Yes, we shall.

- There's a lot of clean-up. - I'm tired!

Almost there, Tash.

Can we leave these for him for his final,

like, bash, or what do you think?

Yeah, leave them, leave them.

I'm stuck to the laundry.

Good night.

Oh!

- Nat? - I've hit a wall.

Yeah, me too.

I went into the...

How much longer do you have left?

[chuckles]

Cadbury finger biscuits.

Oh, my God, the fingers.

Nothing like a good finger before bed.

Oh, my God, let's cuddle.

- Sorry. - No, no stress, dude.

Sorry, I got up late.

Settle down.

I like Storm, but I've just got trust issues.

My longest relationship is seven weeks.

I was, like, 17.

I had my first Valentine,

then, like, midway through dinner,

he left because his ex-girlfriend

said that he wanted him back.

And on top of that, he left me with the bill.

I'm gonna go to bed.

- You cut your hair? - Yeah, swimsuits, babe.

Oh, my God, look at the lido deck!

Viberella.

"Viberella."

Oh, my God, muy caliente.

- Is it really? - Yeah.

Yes!

I love it, it feels so good.

I feel like a big, gay soup.

Sorry, I'm just coming in now, the door's so loud.

Yeah.

You see Jason?

What time did he come?

Ten minutes before, right.

What?

Ooh!

- You want vodka? - Tequila.

It seems like a lonely job.

I mean, it seems really cool

because you can travel everywhere.

Yeah.

But, like, it seems like you're alone a lot.

I am, I'm alone here all the time.

Yeah.

Because of that, I struggle to find a partner.

You have the wit, though, you have the gay...

- sorry, the gay wit. - No!

Yeah, you know, like, I don't have that.

I think that wit came from protecting myself

in the places that I grew up in and were around.

But if it's, like, an awkward situation,

I defuse it with humor.

Right, yeah.

See, that's a gift. That's literally a gift.

Because I'm like a deer in headlights when that happens.

That's what I find so cute about you, though.

I don't know how to handle that.

I literally...

I'm like, you're so cute that way.

I'm like, that's adorable.

I like it so much.

Yeah.

I don't like really talking a lot about myself.

Right.

I don't but I wanna hear you, you know?

I lost 85 pounds recently.

Congratulations.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Frank, he's visually very appealing.

By the sounds of our conversation,

he's really giving me heart as well.

That is sexy for me.

Listen, that can make anybody moist,

is a really good, deep conversation.

[laughing]

I love that.

Yes, yeah.

Yeah, I think they're gonna be a thing.

I think that Kyle will ask Frank.

Yeah, Frank is too shy.

- I encourage. - Yeah, I encourage as well.

- I'm gonna go to bed. - I'm gonna go to bed too.

I wanna wake up really gorgeous tomorrow.

Sweet dreams.

Oh, mm, yeah, you too, babe.

You're such, like, a warm, fuzzy essence.

- But we'll catch up. - All right.

[chattering]

Yeah.

So ****ing horny.

[Natasha laughs]

Coming up...

Is heart palpitations normal before docking?

Honestly, it's fine.

I'm fine.

I know how to dock, but I'm not fully confident with it yet.

If I [bleep] up, then it's, like, dangerous.

I can see messages flashing up from my boyfriend,

but there's just not enough hours in the day

to chat with him.

I feel guilty because my boyfriend's having issues

with me still continuing to work with Dave, understandably.

But I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Very good, so clever.

Good morning.

- Long black? - Yes.

I'll bring it up to the sundeck.

Thank you.

Here we go.

Thank you, I loved the touch of the orange.

Did you? Thank you.

I'll be here all week.

- So... - Jesus Christ!

Oh, my God.

Seriously?

[humming]

Morning, Adam.

Storm, Storm, Sandy.

Captain.

I have to haul anchor at 9:45.

Copy that.

Court, Court, Storm.

You guys can help me move the tender.

Yeah, copy, on our way down.

We're about to haul anchor and leave at 9:45, just so you know.

Oh, that's sad.

Jason, Jason, Jason for Storm.

This is Jason.

Hey, Jason, we're hauling anchor in 30 minutes.

Please, can you get to the bow as soon as possible?

En route.

There's Adam!

Good morning, sleepyhead.

- Good morning. - It's Friday!

Pudding!

I hate these hats.

Jason, Jason for Storm, can you come to the bridge deck aft?

Jen, are you happy for me to start just,

like, putting your luggage...

like, folding it and, like...

Jason, Jason, do you copy?

Ugh, mate, this sh** annoys the sh** out of me.

Good morning, good morning, how'd you sleep?

Great.

Can you send Jason to the bridge deck aft, please,

to catch the line?

- Yo. - Where's your radio?

- It's on me. - Oh, there's the pigeon.

I've called you three times.

Yeah, I'm...

You need to respond so I know that you've heard it.

All right.

Sorry I was not moving fast enough for you, Storm.

I'm not a dog.

I need you to jump in and just hook the cradle up for me.

Okay.

- Morning. - Good morning.

How'd you sleep?

Rock-solid, dead-ass.

- Same. - Sweet.

I'm super excited.

Like, tonight's bomb-dot-com for me.

Exactly.

Your outfit better be on point.

[laughing]

Wow.

Ooh! Stay.

This is amazing.

Tender's on its way, tender's on its way.

Pull, Mzi.

All right, you good there, Mzi?

Yeah.

Great job, great job, great job.

What are we supposed to do in terms of food

for the rest of our lives?

I think just, you know, same that we were doing before.

Back to, like, mac and cheese, I guess.

Okay, start hauling the anchor, we can start hauling the anchor.

Anchor in the pocket, anchor in the pocket.

Boom, we're going back to the dock.

Okay, these fenders are purely in case, yeah?

Yeah.

So if I say grab a fender, grab a fender...

Yeah.

Hey, guys, when we come into port

I'm gonna be running up and down here.

We can go inside.

No, you can stay.

I'm just saying, like, if you see me running,

I just don't wanna...

No, no, we don't wanna get in the way at all.

I don't wanna hurt you.

Please do!

[laughing]

Dresses, dresses, dresses.

I feel like I can maybe make it with this.

But who knows?

It's all part of the fun, hey?

Is heart palpitations normal before docking?

Honestly, it's fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine.

So, you do that, and then when they say lock it off,

you just lock it off where it is?

Yeah, so it just flows through,

and it's just easier to lock it off.

Okay, with you.

- And then you just... - Mm-hmm.

Okay, with you, I'll try it.

I'm all for new ideas,

especially when I'm trying to pull this whole ****ing boat in

with our hands.

[bleep] I'm scared.

It's, like, stressing me out.

Okay, guys, I'm gonna head to the stern.

You're gonna stay on the port side?

Yep.

I think it's gonna be good.

This boat is a smaller yacht,

so everyone's got their own certain job when we're docking.

If I [bleep] up, then it's, like, dangerous.

Like, my brain is probably my biggest enemy,

because the more I think about something,

the more scared I am to do it.

Jesus Christ, that's ****ing tight.

- Seven and eight. - Okay.

Jesus Christ, that's ****ing tight.

[bleep] me.

Am I clear?

You are clear to swing on V2, clear to swing on V2.

You're going in between V3 and V4.

Okay, three and four, copy.

Fifty meters to V3 off your starboard quarter.

Three meters off V3 off your starboard quarter.

You are clear.

Thirty meters off your stern to the dock.

Okay, you're gonna throw that line to her,

and you're gonna put it on that point, yeah?

Yeah.

I need to... can I wait a little bit?

Okay.

[bleep] like, I do not know distances at all,

so I'm literally stood there, like...

Twenty-five meters off your stern to the dock.

Ready?

No, wait, wait, I'll tell you when to do it.

Oh [bleep].

Twenty meters off your stern to the dock.

Captain, if you can do one more bump to port,

we should be good.

Okay, just wait, Court, just stand by.

Yep.

Ten meters to the dock, ten meters to the dock.

Okay, you throw your line, please.

Throw your line, please.

- Can you get that? - [bleep] dunno.

- Ready? - Throw it, ready?

Get it first time, please, yes?

Courts, you want me to do it?

No, I've got it... one...

Throw it, girl, throw, throw, throw.

Well done, okay.

- Good job. - Good job, guys.

- Yay! - Whew!

All crew, all crew, let's meet on the dock for guest departure.

Even my bum's sweating.

Our holiday is over.

[bleep] it's hot.

- Cool. - Is that everything?

Yeah.

[vocalizing]

Four down, five to go.

Thank you so much. It was so amazing.

Thank you so much for everything.

[chattering]

- Bye, babe. - Mwah.

I'll see you.

Thank you so much.

- Sandy. - It was awesome.

Thank you so much.

You guys made my thirtieth birthday

more than I could ever ask for.

So, I just wanted to thank the interior and exterior crew

for going the extra million miles.

Thank you for putting out the water toys,

which seemed super complicated and awful every time.

Thank you for putting up the crazy slide,

and the food was amazing.

But most of all, we felt like you guys

became a part of our family,

and I'm profoundly grateful for all of you.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Thanks, Adam! - Thanks, Adam!

- You're the best. - Thank you, guys.

Bye!

- What a lovely speech! - My gosh.

That was so emotional.

Wow.

All right, everyone, out of your whites, into your reds,

let's turn the boat around,

and I will let you know when the tip meeting is.

Thank you, thank you.

Now, it's 4:00 right now.

Let's bang out the sundeck, make it nice.

Let's do the bow.

- I got it. - And then we're done.

Meh.

All crew, all crew, meet in the main salon for our tip meeting.

Copy.

The hot seat.

All right, so charter number four.

I'm pleased with everyone.

The cake... it was insane.

Watching all those toys, it is not easy.

You conquered the slide, that was awesome.

The games were great.

That was a great idea, you did an awesome job.

So, with that, I have an announcement to make.

I am making Storm bosun.

- Yeah! - Yay!

- Cheers! - Yeah, buddy!

- Well done! - Thank you!

Congrats, you earned it.

Thanks, Cap.

- Well done. - Thanks, babe.

- Well done, everyone. - Yes!

Congrats.

All right, there's one thing I wanna talk about.

There's a line when it comes to mingling with the guests.

When I say everybody back in their uniforms and back to work,

that doesn't mean go down the slide.

Yes, they're friendly, but when we're wearing our uniform

and we're assigned under this vessel, we're a professional.

We just can't forget that.

Me?

No.

It won't happen again, obviously, but thank you

for putting that subtle comment in there.

So, our tip is $20,000 U.S. That's $1,800 per person.

- Thank you, Cap. - Yay!

- Cheers, bruv. - Thank you very much.

I still think this is like some sort of crazy dream.

But I'm like [bleep] yes.

I'm gonna try my best to kick ass.

I'm so stoked.

I'm very stoked.

Thank you very much, guys, well done.

Well deserved.

- Enjoy your night out. - Will do, thank you.

I just need you to remind your deck team about the line

that captain's speaking about, that you guys are crossing.

Okay, Mr. Pajama Party at 9:00 p.m.

No, it's honestly so tough.

Like, on the other hand, like, they're complimenting,

saying, you know, they felt like a family with us.

Then it's like how do you make that connection

without crossing that line to a certain point?

There's a line with guests and you.

This is the guest, this is you.

This is the guests, this is everyone...

this is the guest, this is everyone else on the boat...

This is the shocker.

This is you.

I didn't go far enough down.

Can someone hang me off the side of the boat

so I could show Kyle how low he is compared to the guests?

Okay?

Okay, let's rock.

Busy, busy, busy.

Namaste, namaste.

I need a twerking song, Courts.

♪ So, I'm here on a yacht and I'm doing a lot ♪

♪ There's so much to do, but I'm feeling so blue ♪

♪ I really like to twerk and make the dollar ♪

♪ But I ain't gonna strip and make you holler ♪

♪ Don't be fooled, twerking tonight ♪

♪ Because I'm more like a stew and less like a tart ♪

♪ Popping champagne, making the dough ♪

♪ Captain Sandy on the helm and me on the flow ♪

♪ Twerking ♪

All right.

Mm-hmm.

I feel that we're both kind of

treading on glass here at the moment.

I at least wanna be her friend,

but I don't want her to treat me differently to everyone else.

We need to reach an agreement which suits both of us.

Look, we don't have to be friends,

but we need to work together.

Yeah, and we obviously know there's nothing

that's gonna happen between us now, so we both understand that,

and that we both can get on with each other.

No, I just had lots of feelings for you,

and you, like, broke my heart, so I was just upset.

And I'm not scared to say that.

Fair enough.

So, now I know that's not gonna happen, which is fine.

I'm a big boy.

But I still think you're an amazing person, all right,

and that'll never change.

I'm sorry, Davey.

It's, like... what a mess.

Am I allowed to give you a hug?

Sorry.

You're all right.

It'll be fine.

That's the cleanest that toilet has ever been and ever will be.

- Golden, baby. - Sweet.

Ready to have a beer with the boys.

Storm, Storm, Jason.

Yes, go ahead, Jason.

- Done on the bow. - All right.

Washed and rinsed.

Cheers.

Ing water's still on.

Towels.

[bleep]

Deck crew, deck crew for Storm.

Yeah, boys, please meet me on the bow.

It's not finished.

Copy that.

Did he not?

That's fine, I'll just tell Storm that you're showering.

[chuckles]

Dude, Jason says the bow's finished.

The hose was still plugged in,

it was turned on, and the fenders are still here.

I was told that the bow was done.

Yeah, I was told that, too.

Where is he?

The helipad's coming next week.

What are you doing now?

Oh, there's a couple more things I need to tidy up, mate.

Coming up...

I'm gonna save this first kiss for the first date.

I waited a long time to have a moment like this.

That was hard.

You don't know what's gonna happen in the future.

All crew at 0900 hours. Will be departing the dock tomorrow

Guests will board us on anchor, due to potential weather.

Bootylicious babe!

Wow!

Getting high up in this joint, there's so much fragrance.

If you make me late for my mans, you're dead.

I'm ready.

Want a beer, bro?

I'm gonna take it easy, bro.

Let's get loose.

No, no, I'm not going anywhere.

If I'm drinking lots of spirits, I tend to not be myself.

I can't hold my tongue.

And since me and Tash spoke to each other,

I'm quite humble and I don't want to [bleep] up again.

It's so much easier to get along than it is

to have any sort of bad vibes with each other.

So, tonight I wanna have a clear mind.

Okay, can we please go?

- Yes! - All right, all right.

Yes, I'm ready.

I wanna go see Frank and get some quality [bleep].

Oh, my God.

Yes, girl, you're looking fabulous.

Yay!

Let's go out.

Is Dave coming?

No, Dave's nighty-night.

I'll come with you, brü.

I'm gonna twerk!

Ah!

How you doing tonight?

Yeah, very cool, my brü. Tired, dude.

- Ah! - Woo!

[screaming]

What's going on?

Oh, my God, this is such a beautiful night.

Please, can we have a lot of alcohol?

Ah!

So hot, are you kidding me?

[chattering]

Hey, you look great. Mwah.

Mm.

- You look great. - Thank you.

I'm so happy that we were able to come.

- Like, honestly so happy. - I'm so glad you came, though.

[cheers]

Ah!

Yeah.

She's mine!

I finally feel free, I can be myself.

I can actually enjoy what I love doing most.

I love to party.

Dave, can you just stay on the boat every night out?

[shrieking]

We hardly ever kiss.

We've been on the boat for, like, three weeks,

hardly ever a kiss.

Oh, my God, that's so sweet.

I've never felt a spark like this for someone before.

I'm nervous, because this guy is someone I actually like.

People see us giving hugs, but actually, it's a sword fight.

[laughing]

Keep going till, like, here.

Thanks.

Let's go!

It's nice to, like, hold hands with you, jeez.

Every time we go to this, you're like... ow!

Look at the blood on my hand.

So, she's a fierce little lady.

I like her a lot.

Ing A.

[laughing]

- Bye, everyone! - Love you!

- Oh, my God. - We'll miss you.

We've gotta go.

Thank you so much for everything.

I, like, literally never get to do this.

Saving it, saving it.

- Mm. - Mm.

Thank you so much, honestly, I'm so glad.

You have the most amazing birthday.

- The most amazing time. - Where's Kyle?

Bye!

That was hard.

- Oh! - Bye, everyone.

I waited a long time to have a moment like this.

You don't know what's gonna happen in the future,

especially, like, with Frank and I, what's gonna go on.

You don't wanna be away from someone

that makes you feel so good.

Oh!

Oh, honey, get in the car. I know it's so emotional.

- He's there. - Oh.

- Aw! - Can I say goodbye?

No, open the window, say, "I love you, Frank."

Frank!

I love you!

He's... oh!

[screaming]

Later this season on "Below Deck Med"...

Good job, Captain Courtney!

Nice location.

Woo!

That's girl power, right there.

- Go! - Woo!

- Oh, my God. - It's delicious.

Oh sh**

The real Dolly's here.

Holy sh**

Yes, girl.

Bitch, pump it up!

Woohoohoo!

What's the worst that could happen?

Cheers to you being a cheeky mother ****ing bitch,

but at least you speak your mind.

Kyle, you wanna make a round of tequila shots?

- You do it. - You're service.

Natalia and Kyle's time management

and priorities are completely out of whack.

You gotta get organized up there, it's driving me insane.

It's the last time I'm saying it.

Dude, if I ask for it to be put away, I need it to be put away.

There's no slots in the locker.

I don't know what you want me to do.

I'm ****ing done.

I'd like to put some sort of lead position in my team.

Both of you have absolutely killed it.

Like [bleep] you, I can do it, I know I can do it.

Go take five, go take five.

Today's the first day that I actually

released a little bit of emotion.

I didn't ask for anyone to come to me.

Do you know what?

Nat, she's a complex creature.

I can't take you anymore.

Ing hell, just get the [bleep] out of my life.

I think I struggle with the thought of being alone.

You've been abusing me for so long, and I've held it.

Kyle...

If you and Kyle talk less and work more,

you'd actually be ahead of the game.

This has been waiting to erupt for weeks.

No, that's...

I'm telling you right now, bring someone else in.

And it's finally erupted.

We're gonna be in a big swell.

Oh!

Twisted my ankle.

- The jet-ski just flipped. - [siren blaring]

We've got the rescue boat here.

Don't manipulate me.

That crosses a line with me.

If you think you're gonna come for me like

you come for everyone else, you're highly ****ing mistaken.

- You are also responsible for the housekeeping. - Don't speak to me like that.

I haven't spoken to you like any way, Tash.

- No, don't disrespect me. - That's just being ridiculous.

I don't stand for that.

No.

Ah!