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Previously, on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...
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I miss you.
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Natalya's really gorgeous.
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Aussies are my kryptonite.
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I don't know if it's just
this boat romance
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or if it's blossoming
into something else.
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Three meters, getting closer.
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Oh sh**,
that's not three meters.
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She's gonna hit it, man.
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We're gonna hit.
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Jesus Christ.
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I need to be able to have
a bosun to lead a team,
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so I'm letting you go.
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I get on with Tash
like a house on fire.
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My asshole burns.
My asshole's like...
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Storm is stepping in as a
provisional bosun.
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He's gonna show me
what he's got.
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It's been a dream of mine
to obviously become a bosun.
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And then our
new deckhand arrives
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the first day of charter.
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- How you doing?
- Nice to see you.
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On our last boat, me and Tash,
we got together.
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She was still
with her boyfriend,
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but she wanted to be with me.
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Mm-hmm.
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My exes cheated on me, but
it's not right to cheat back.
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I feel betrayed.
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Now it's making me look
like a ***ing idiot.
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If you do it again,
you're fired.
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I want you guys
to move cabins now.
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I feel like I've betrayed you.
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I'm obviously very hurt.
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I don't know this person,
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I don't recognize him, and
we work together constantly.
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Hopefully he'll never
do this ever again.
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*BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN*
Season 07 Episode 06
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Episode Title: "Walkie of Shame"
Aired on: August 15, 2022.
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I think there might be a cabin
swap happening today.
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It's happening now.
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She's not going to?
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So, you...
that's what I was gonna say.
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So, you guys are gonna swap?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, cool.
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I don't have a choice.
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Like, they can't be
sleeping together...
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like, in the same room.
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- No.
- Shoot, man.
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Anyways, let's bust this out.
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All right, buddy.
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I did get
most of me out.
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I think these are all yours.
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I don't ever wear these,
can I put them somewhere?
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I'll find out if someone
needs some shoes.
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Having to move cabins, it's
kind of like a walk of shame.
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The whole time of me trying
to hide this secret
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was because I didn't want
it to disrupt the crew,
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I didn't want it to
cause any drama,
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and essentially,
it's just made things worse.
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I'm gonna take half of my
sh** out of my room now.
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I feel like it's all over now,
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and I feel bad
for what I've done,
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but I'm super disappointed
in myself.
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It's a sh** feeling.
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So, how are you?
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I just have to move on.
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I don't know, prove to myself
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and to everyone else
that I can do this,
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regardless of what's happened.
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Most importantly to yourself.
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Through your darkest times
and your happiest moments,
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I'm honestly here for you.
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Aw.
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I'm dead-ass serious about that.
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I don't even know where to
begin with sh** like this.
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Storm, David, Natasha,
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let's meet in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting.
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On my way.
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- Dave?
- Are you okay?
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No.
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No.
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Right, charter number three.
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- Yay!
- Yes.
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Kristina Rosette is
a real estate agent
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in the Bay Area looking
to celebrate
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a joint fiftieth birthday party
with her cousin, Dina.
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Kristina and Dina are requesting
a dual birthday celebration
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and prefer their cake
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to be delivered by
a shirtless deckhand.
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Hundred percent Mzi.
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[sneezes]
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For the final night of charter,
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the group would like
to have a Studio 54 party
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with glitter décor.
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Yes!
So excited for that.
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These ladies have a
high threshold for adventure
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and are aiming to spend
as much time
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with the water toys as possible.
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We're gonna flood the back.
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Thank you.
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It's gonna be an
adventure land for them.
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I've never been a bosun before,
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but Sandy feels
that she can entrust
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this provisional title on me.
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It's exciting,
and it's nerve-wracking.
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I will give 250 percent
from the moment
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I wake up till the moment
I go to sleep.
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What kind of cake you thinking?
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I'll do, like,
a three-tier one,
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do a massive one,
like a wedding cake.
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Like a vanilla?
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I'll do, like, classic
vanilla sponge.
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Yeah, they both
like vanilla cake.
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In the past I've had couples.
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I've had two that
turned out in a very good way,
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and the other 20 were not.
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David and Natasha
are demonstrating
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their professionalism right now.
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They're both excellent
at their craft,
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and they've been doing
this a long time.
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I think they can do this.
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So, let's have an awesome
charter tomorrow.
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- Yep.
- Get a good night's sleep
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I've only got, like, 30 more
shirts to iron, thank God.
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I think that's it.
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All right, well,
that's everyone's laundry
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done for the next year.
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Ah!
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Did you just say,
"Kyle is a Hawaiian?"
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Is that your favorite?
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- Ah!
- Are you ticklish?
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How can you have foot
massages if you're ticklish?
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I've never had good experiences
with boyfriends.
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So, I have got trust issues,
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but with Storm, we're
a little bit romantic.
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I don't know what's happening,
I don't know what's happening.
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- A what?
- I've got a big day.
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No, I said...
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[laughing]
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Do you wanna hear the
waterfalls, babe?
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What waterfalls?
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It's Niagara Falls, hon.
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Oh, so...
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Oh sh**, was that your...
did I put it in your cupboard?
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- Dude, you're good, bro.
- Sorry.
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Dave's been having
a really tough day.
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I feel for him.
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Granted, I probably
would feel different
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if I know the whole story.
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Even though we might have
been off to a rocky start...
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No, don't touch me.
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Me and Dave are cool.
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But now that we're roommates,
like, mind your business,
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stay clean, don't use Axe
deodorizers in the ***ing room.
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Turns out I have a little OCD.
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Sleep well, mate.
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Charter three.
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Natalya, Natalya, Tasha.
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Can you meet me
in the stew pantry?
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- Copy that.
- Morning, guvna.
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Morning, mate.
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So, today...
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so, I need to sort the flowers,
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we'll need to clean
the main deck day head.
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Okay, I'll do that first.
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They're gonna have champagne
as their welcome drink,
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and then sit for lunch.
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Can I do, like,
a nautical theme?
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We'll grab those hats out,
just to start off?
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Yes, get the sailor hats on.
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All right, I'm gonna
start the day head.
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Sailor's hat.
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Where'd you want me to get now?
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Do you wanna just start
banging out that laz?
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I'm just gonna hit
the scuppers quickly.
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Cool.
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He is not single.
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- Hello?
- Hello! Hey.
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Coming up...
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Six meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
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I don't hear Storm.
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Three meters to
V4 off your...
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[garbled transmission]
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- Hello?
- Hi!
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- Hi!
- So good to see you.
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You, too, how are you?
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Good, it's been great to
know what you've been up to.
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Oh, yeah, so much.
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- How've you been?
- Good.
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Oh, I'm excited to
be back, but...
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- Yeah.
- I'm a bit...
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I'm very nervous to be on deck.
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I'm back!
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I was kind of in two
minds after last season.
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Like, being promoted
to second stew.
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I do wanna give you these.
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Stop!
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I feel like I used to
go on boats and be, like,
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known as the wild one,
the crazy one.
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♪ We're here in the galley
and we're chillin' with daddy ♪
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♪ We've got a lot going on but
we're feeling so swaggy ♪
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Last season it was so intense,
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and I was constantly inside and
stressed and never saw daylight.
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I definitely feel like
a deckhand, like,
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fits my personally
better than a stew.
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Courtney's switching
to deck crew.
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This is epic!
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Getting the call from
Sandy to come back,
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I'm excited, but I'm,
like, super nervous as well.
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I'm ready to get to twerk.
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Oh, there's Mzi!
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- How are you?
- How are you?
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Yeah, not so bad, thank you.
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Good!
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I love Mzi's face
when he sees you.
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Can you show me everyone?
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- Yeah.
- I'm Courtney, hi.
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Jason, nice to meet you.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Storm, would you like to meet
the new deckhand?
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Hi!
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Hi, have you got
your bags on board?
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I'm gonna grab it in a second,
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but I just wanted
to come on and meet everyone.
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Yeah, sure.
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Is Storm your real name?
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- It is indeed.
- That's so cool!
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- Lovely to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.
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I'm so, so stoked to
have Courtney back.
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Courtney's definitely gonna
bring a twerk to the team,
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and some good banter, too.
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After Lady Michelle,
she did come to Cape Town.
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We've both come such a
long way in terms of
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our actual friendship and
I've grown even fonder of Court.
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[laughing]
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I...
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No.
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I... [laughing]
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No.
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Hi, I'm Courtney,
nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you!
- What's your name?
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- Tasha.
- Tasha...
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nice to meet you, Tasha.
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How are you?
Oh, sorry.
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- Dave, nice to meet you.
- Courtney, nice to meet you.
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- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.
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I've just put your uniform
on your bed, Courtney.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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Do you want a tea or coffee?
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Yeah, all right.
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- Hi!
- I'm Natalya.
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Hi, Courtney, nice to meet you.
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I'm your roomie.
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There's Natasha
and then Natalya.
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00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:30,318
- Okay.
- So, we're called...
256
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:31,569
- Natasha and Natalya.
- Yeah, Tash and Nat.
257
00:11:31,653 --> 00:11:32,862
Okay, and while
you're on board...
258
00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:34,072
- I'm Nat.
- No, I know.
259
00:11:34,156 --> 00:11:36,324
Oh, wow...
wow, I'm screaming.
260
00:11:36,408 --> 00:11:37,450
- We're both second stews.
- Second, yeah.
261
00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:38,868
- Okay, nice.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:40,912
Deck crew, deck crew,
please can you meet me
263
00:11:40,996 --> 00:11:42,080
on the aft deck
for a quick meeting?
264
00:11:42,164 --> 00:11:43,331
Copy.
265
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,209
- Hello.
- Hello.
266
00:11:46,293 --> 00:11:49,295
- So, welcome to the crew.
- Thank you.
267
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:53,633
For this charter, I did
print a new deck schedule.
268
00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:56,069
You will have everything there,
it's your hours of watch.
269
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:59,430
In the evening, we do really try
to help out the interior.
270
00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:00,390
Yeah.
271
00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:01,349
Well, you know what that's like.
272
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:02,934
For this whole charter, like,
273
00:12:03,018 --> 00:12:04,894
if you see thing that are
lying around, pick them up.
274
00:12:04,978 --> 00:12:06,479
Just the small things that'll
make the biggest difference.
275
00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,439
And then I'm sure
we'll have a great time.
276
00:12:08,523 --> 00:12:09,941
I'm a very intense person.
277
00:12:10,025 --> 00:12:11,567
I have an enlarged heart.
278
00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:14,570
I was in Sri Lanka in 2019.
I was just surfing.
279
00:12:14,654 --> 00:12:18,282
I just felt this, like,
crazy drop in my heart,
280
00:12:18,366 --> 00:12:19,867
like, I couldn't
breathe properly,
281
00:12:19,951 --> 00:12:21,620
my arm started to go numb.
282
00:12:24,372 --> 00:12:26,332
I had to have surgery,
which is cardioversion.
283
00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,126
So, they stop your heart
and then they restart it.
284
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,502
I was dead for two minutes.
285
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:31,629
It definitely changed my mindset
286
00:12:31,713 --> 00:12:33,548
to just live
as hardcore as I can.
287
00:12:33,632 --> 00:12:35,758
Everything that I'm gonna
do now, I'm gonna overdo.
288
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,928
Grab a microfiber, where the
scuppers are clean the drains,
289
00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:40,305
just so they walk on
and it's beautiful.
290
00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:41,514
- Yeah.
- Thanks, guys.
291
00:12:41,598 --> 00:12:42,682
Sure.
292
00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:44,058
I can't wait.
293
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:45,435
This is gonna be such a fun
little table setting.
294
00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:46,644
I've got your hat.
295
00:12:46,728 --> 00:12:48,646
I wish this was
actually our uniform.
296
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,815
Hit me,
I'll do this side underneath.
297
00:12:50,899 --> 00:12:52,025
Yeah, it's gross.
298
00:12:52,109 --> 00:12:53,651
I'm actually really
nervous for, like...
299
00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:57,071
I just need to know how to
do the anchor and sh**
300
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,781
No, it's all Gucci.
301
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,749
Provisions, eh?
302
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,354
All crew, all crew,
we have provisions.
303
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,832
All right.
304
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:09,501
Ooh!
305
00:13:10,585 --> 00:13:11,961
- You all right there?
- Yeah, yeah.
306
00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:12,962
Yeah?
307
00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:14,423
The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
308
00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,176
How is this all
gonna fit, Mzi?
309
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:20,053
It's a bit of a mystery.
310
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:21,429
Tonight is, like,
the big night
311
00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:23,265
for the fiftieth birthday for
the primary.
312
00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:26,934
Yas.
313
00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:29,771
Interior, interior,
looking fab, well done.
314
00:13:29,855 --> 00:13:31,898
I wish I could say
the same for Kyle.
315
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:33,316
This one drives me insane.
316
00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:38,905
[bleep]
These swells are not good.
317
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:41,491
We have a charter
boarding today, and right now,
318
00:13:41,575 --> 00:13:43,034
the dock,
the wind's kinda calm.
319
00:13:43,118 --> 00:13:45,328
For the lay person,
they have no idea the minute
320
00:13:45,412 --> 00:13:47,497
I turn that corner
how big the swells are.
321
00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:48,665
They're massive.
322
00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:50,875
That's not fun for anyone.
323
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,847
So, unfortunately,
I can't leave the dock.
324
00:13:55,964 --> 00:13:58,261
All crew, all crew,
get into your whites.
325
00:13:58,346 --> 00:14:00,510
Let's meet in the main salon
in five minutes.
326
00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:02,204
Oh, they'd make nice booty
shorts.
327
00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:03,528
Let's get naked.
328
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,073
Woo!
329
00:14:08,143 --> 00:14:09,268
Okay.
330
00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:11,354
My teeth, babe,
it's really sore.
331
00:14:11,438 --> 00:14:12,730
You need to get to a dentist.
332
00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:13,982
Mm, ASAP.
333
00:14:14,066 --> 00:14:15,650
But it's not like
I'm dying with pain now.
334
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:16,901
Like, I'm continuing.
335
00:14:16,985 --> 00:14:18,903
My tooth is actually
really painful
336
00:14:18,987 --> 00:14:20,738
because I grind
my teeth at night.
337
00:14:20,822 --> 00:14:22,740
I mean, the jawline
is fantastic,
338
00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:25,451
but it's, like,
really killing me.
339
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:28,913
All right, so, now,
we have a new crew member.
340
00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:29,730
Woohoo!
341
00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:30,722
- You guys have met.
- Ooh!
342
00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:32,392
Welcome, Courtney.
343
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:33,811
Thanks, guys.
344
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,043
All right, anyway,
345
00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:39,423
it's too rough out there
to go and anchor.
346
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,384
We're staying on the dock,
347
00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:43,928
so we really gotta
pull out all the stops.
348
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,599
All right, awesome,
let's line up on the dock.
349
00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:53,271
Are my boobs straight?
350
00:14:53,355 --> 00:14:54,397
Yeah, you look good.
351
00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:56,858
Let me know if one pops out.
352
00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:58,151
Remember what was on the
preference sheet.
353
00:14:58,235 --> 00:14:59,902
Dancing naked boys.
354
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,237
- Hi!
- Hi.
355
00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:02,905
- Welcome.
- Thank you!
356
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,450
- Sandy, nice to meet you.
- I'm Kristina, nice to meet you.
357
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,285
- David.
- David, nice to meet you.
358
00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:09,162
- Hello, I'm Kyle.
- I'm Dina.
359
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,371
Lovely to meet you, Dina.
360
00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:12,749
Welcome to your
home away from home.
361
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,251
I can take you on a little
tour of the boat, if you like.
362
00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:16,627
- That'd be great.
- Yeah?
363
00:15:16,711 --> 00:15:17,795
It is absolutely beautiful.
364
00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:20,089
...Ing hell...
two days.
365
00:15:20,173 --> 00:15:21,383
What the hell?
366
00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:27,347
I bet we'll all manage
to fit in this hot tub.
367
00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:28,848
Oh, my God, yes.
368
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:31,851
Try and fish some hot
deckhands in there with you.
369
00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:34,520
- Oh!
- The more the merrier.
370
00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:36,064
- Can you get the Dyson for me?
- Yep.
371
00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:37,441
I just want to buzz inside.
372
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,862
Through here,
my favorite room on the boat,
373
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,822
- just because it's so...
- It's beautiful.
374
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:46,366
This is a sister bed for sure.
375
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:47,992
- Are you sisters?
- We're sisters.
376
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:50,036
- They're sisters.
- We're cousins.
377
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,204
And we're cousins.
378
00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:52,580
- Oh!
- Wow!
379
00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,290
Did you tell them
we're sisters too?
380
00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:55,708
- No?
- [laughing]
381
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:56,959
Oh, God, this boat's rocking.
382
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,544
I think I need
an anti-nausea pill.
383
00:15:58,628 --> 00:16:00,797
- Can I have all you...
- Yes!
384
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:04,217
Okay, so, if the weather
changes, or the seas,
385
00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:08,805
the swell dissipates,
I'm off the dock like that.
386
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,056
But see how we're
rocking at the dock?
387
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,307
Yeah.
388
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:12,850
It'll be, like,
tenfold out there.
389
00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:15,937
So, now the plan is
we're gonna stay on the dock.
390
00:16:17,939 --> 00:16:18,982
Are you kidding?
391
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,906
See how we're
rocking at the dock?
392
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:42,380
Yeah.
393
00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:43,589
It'll be, like,
tenfold out there.
394
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,091
So, we're gonna
stay on the dock.
395
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,592
Are you kidding?
396
00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,011
You would be really
seasick if we went out there.
397
00:16:48,095 --> 00:16:49,387
Yeah.
398
00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:51,347
But I'm gonna challenge
my crew to entertain you.
399
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:54,267
How do you feel like an
adventure off the boat, like...
400
00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:55,351
- Yeah!
- Yes!
401
00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:56,394
With a nice view?
402
00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:57,770
Who would ever say no to that?
403
00:16:57,854 --> 00:16:58,938
Okay, just wanna make sure.
404
00:16:59,022 --> 00:17:00,648
When you're stuck on the dock,
405
00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:02,943
the best thing to do
is feed them alcohol.
406
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,821
- I can unpack for master.
- Unpack master?
407
00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:08,156
All right.
408
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,782
Just in terms of lunch today,
409
00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:12,118
do you have a certain time that
you might like to eat lunch?
410
00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:14,120
Like, 2:00,
does that sound good?
411
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,539
Yeah.
412
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,793
So, the plan for today?
413
00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:22,503
So, we just have hands
on interior all day.
414
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:23,671
Yeah.
415
00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:25,757
Just basically go to Tash
and Nat
416
00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:27,091
and just ask whatever you
can do just to help, yeah.
417
00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:29,177
See what they need?
Okay, cool.
418
00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:31,012
You guys can get in your reds.
419
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,976
Can I maybe do
a spoon for me?
420
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,686
Yeah.
421
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,105
Have you got a spoon?
422
00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:42,607
Let me take the top of
and then you can keep it
423
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:43,608
and then put it on after.
424
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:44,734
Oh, yeah, perfect.
425
00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,277
Thanks, Dave.
426
00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:49,530
I consider myself lucky
that I'm still on board.
427
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:52,825
Growing up, I was
fighting so much,
428
00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:54,702
and my whole life's
been about changing.
429
00:17:54,786 --> 00:17:57,705
When I moved away from
the UK and went to,
430
00:17:57,789 --> 00:17:59,999
like, the Alps and I was
doing ski seasons,
431
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:03,544
I'm meeting, like, nicer people,
I kinda got qualities from them.
432
00:18:03,628 --> 00:18:06,673
So, I'm definitely gonna keep
that with me, that gratitude,
433
00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:11,594
and I'm gonna work even harder
and support everyone on board.
434
00:18:11,678 --> 00:18:14,305
- Have you two eaten yet?
- What's that?
435
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:15,473
A little avo and focaccia.
436
00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:18,393
Oh, my God, dreamy.
437
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,520
Should we go up on the deck?
438
00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:21,521
Yeah.
439
00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:23,648
It is so beautiful.
440
00:18:24,649 --> 00:18:26,234
- Tash?
- Yeah?
441
00:18:26,318 --> 00:18:27,694
Do you want us to stay helping
in here, or do you want me...
442
00:18:27,778 --> 00:18:29,278
- Yeah.
- To help in the galley, or what?
443
00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:32,865
Maybe see if Natalya needs
a hand in the master cabin.
444
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:33,950
- Yeah?
- That would be good.
445
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,743
- Thank you.
- No worries.
446
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:38,162
And then Jason, do you know
if Dave needs a hand?
447
00:18:38,246 --> 00:18:39,747
Guys, hold on, I'm gonna
take a picture of you guys,
448
00:18:39,831 --> 00:18:41,207
because this is a
really pretty background.
449
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,959
- I'm here to help.
- Are you?
450
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:44,252
Yeah.
451
00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:45,712
Dave, anything I can help with?
452
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,171
Well, you can do some dishes
if you want, mate.
453
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:48,798
Yep.
454
00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:50,883
The things going through Dave's
head, I just feel bad for him.
455
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,677
He's gotta be a full-time chef
for clients
456
00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:54,345
that are expecting the best.
457
00:18:54,429 --> 00:18:57,473
Then you throw in
the emotions of him and Tash.
458
00:18:57,557 --> 00:19:01,269
I cannot even fathom
how difficult that must be.
459
00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,146
I would have jumped
off the Goddamn boat.
460
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:04,105
- Got it?
- Super.
461
00:19:04,189 --> 00:19:05,815
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
462
00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:07,358
At least there's a
lot of wardrobe space.
463
00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:08,499
It's so good.
464
00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:10,111
And, like, the thing is
I can fit the luggage
465
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:11,529
in there as well, so you
don't even have to get,
466
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:12,780
like, the deck boys
to take, like...
467
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,198
- Yeah.
- Deck... deck girls...
468
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:14,991
Yeah.
469
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:16,534
How you going on, though?
470
00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,745
Yeah, fine, I mean,
because we're not leaving port,
471
00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:20,830
- there's not been much to do.
- Yeah.
472
00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:22,665
Everyone knows that,
like, deckhands will always
473
00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:24,459
help with interior and interior
will always help with deck,
474
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:27,170
but obviously, I've just come
on as a deckhand and,
475
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:28,838
like, put straight
back into cabins.
476
00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:31,174
It is a bit, like, uh...
477
00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:32,925
to be fair, it also kinda
makes me appreciate the fact
478
00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:34,469
that I've changed to deck,
479
00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:36,596
because when I am in there,
I'm like thank [bleep]
480
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,098
I'm so glad that I'm not
doing this full-time.
481
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:41,017
You're welcome.
482
00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:43,269
Okay, I'll just
start on this side.
483
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:44,687
Can I get any more drinks?
484
00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:46,606
Do you guys have stuff to
make dirty martinis?
485
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,900
Of course, so, we're gonna
have an extra-dirty, or just...
486
00:19:48,984 --> 00:19:50,777
- I like it dirty.
- Like, nasty.
487
00:19:50,861 --> 00:19:53,112
- Yeah, nasty.
- Filthy.
488
00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:54,781
Yeah, okay.
489
00:19:54,865 --> 00:19:56,366
Ooh, nice swimmie.
490
00:19:58,285 --> 00:19:59,661
I'll start making
the cocktails, then.
491
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:01,037
Yeah, actually, we've...
492
00:20:01,121 --> 00:20:02,538
So, we start this one
with the Belvedere, hey?
493
00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:03,956
- Yeah, yeah, Belvedere.
- Okay, Grey Goose, coming up.
494
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,877
Got Grey Goose,
we just need some juice.
495
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:11,381
Tell me the hot goss.
496
00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:19,138
So there's, like,
the negative relationship
497
00:20:19,222 --> 00:20:20,640
on board, and then there's,
like, the new positive one.
498
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:23,518
What's the new positive one?
499
00:20:23,602 --> 00:20:24,602
Storm.
500
00:20:24,686 --> 00:20:26,813
Ah!
501
00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:27,814
You guys bang?
502
00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:29,066
No, we haven't yet.
503
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,985
Can we give you some
bow ties to make...
504
00:20:32,069 --> 00:20:34,237
Yeah. I can wear the
dungarees with no shirt on.
505
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,489
Mm [bleep].
506
00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:37,949
After dinner, yeah?
507
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,492
Mm-hmm, and Dave's gonna
do the cake delivery.
508
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:42,078
- Okay.
- Thank you!
509
00:20:42,162 --> 00:20:43,663
Just to ask, how comfortable
510
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:46,749
are we with, like,
semi-nude men?
511
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,750
- Extremely.
- Very comfortable.
512
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:48,751
Are we very?
513
00:20:48,835 --> 00:20:51,170
During lunch, fully nude.
514
00:20:51,254 --> 00:20:52,630
Yeah, okay.
515
00:20:52,714 --> 00:20:54,091
Ooh.
516
00:20:56,343 --> 00:20:57,928
These swells are big.
517
00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:03,057
I haven't got Scooby-Doo on
this whole Malta cuisine, mate.
518
00:21:03,141 --> 00:21:04,892
So, I'm flat-out winging it.
519
00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:06,185
Oh, yeah, I saw that
on their preference.
520
00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:07,353
It's like, just say fish.
521
00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:08,938
I'll get...
522
00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:12,025
well, I've got local fish here,
and so that's a classic.
523
00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:13,568
I've never made
traditional Maltese food.
524
00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:15,820
This is a ***ing complete
brain block for me.
525
00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:19,032
So, I picked some things that
I could manipulate and change.
526
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:20,491
Took some classic French dishes
527
00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:23,244
and mixed them with
some random Maltese dishes.
528
00:21:23,328 --> 00:21:24,788
So, we'll see how that goes.
529
00:21:26,498 --> 00:21:27,749
Okay, I'm ready.
530
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,375
- You ready for lunch?
- Let's do it!
531
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:30,626
Yes.
532
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:32,545
- Fab. Just make a move down.
- Let's do it.
533
00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:33,546
Don't wanna spill my cocktail.
534
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,714
I love this.
535
00:21:34,798 --> 00:21:36,424
The hats are so adorable.
536
00:21:36,508 --> 00:21:38,551
- Thank you so much.
- You're so welcome.
537
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,346
Okily-dokily.
538
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,848
Sandy's, like, really adamant
to get off the boat.
539
00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,141
They wanna tour around Malta.
540
00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:47,018
Just like chaperone them
around the town.
541
00:21:47,102 --> 00:21:48,311
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
542
00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:50,063
I need someone to come
and help me.
543
00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:51,397
Yeah, yeah, be there
in one minute.
544
00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:52,231
Okay.
545
00:21:52,315 --> 00:21:53,900
There's a golf cart tour.
546
00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:55,652
Sounds rad,
we'll go on a golf tour.
547
00:21:55,736 --> 00:21:58,905
So, are we sending a crew member
with them round the town?
548
00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:00,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
549
00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:03,743
Mzi?
550
00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:05,203
Mzi, pull your pants up!
551
00:22:06,955 --> 00:22:08,247
You know the golf carts
opposite the way?
552
00:22:08,331 --> 00:22:09,582
Yeah.
553
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:12,418
They're gonna go on, like,
a little see-tour.
554
00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:13,670
When they walk into
the bridge deck salon...
555
00:22:13,754 --> 00:22:15,213
Mm-hmm.
556
00:22:15,297 --> 00:22:16,756
Pink balloons hanging from
the roof, with streamers.
557
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,758
- I think pink, red, and white.
- Yeah?
558
00:22:18,842 --> 00:22:21,177
So, this is a popular
fish round here.
559
00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:23,596
Okay.
560
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,349
I am literally sweating down
my butt crack right now.
561
00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:27,350
[phone chimes]
562
00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:29,268
Where are the...
563
00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:31,437
So, just putting on tonight
you want me to do...
564
00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:33,315
One second, because
this is quite urgent.
565
00:22:37,069 --> 00:22:39,654
This is a local,
very popular fish,
566
00:22:39,738 --> 00:22:42,949
very similar to sea bass,
but it's called meagre.
567
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,784
Mm, this is delicious.
568
00:22:44,868 --> 00:22:47,228
Oh, my God, this is the best
thing I've ever had in my life.
569
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:51,541
Where's the chief stew,
actually?
570
00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:54,502
So, I'm gonna send you
with Courtney and Mzi,
571
00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:56,296
and you three are
gonna take them through.
572
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:57,463
- A little expedition?
- Yeah.
573
00:22:57,547 --> 00:22:58,464
Gotcha.
574
00:22:58,548 --> 00:23:00,591
What the hell is going on?
575
00:23:00,675 --> 00:23:02,885
Like, I've just going on
service I'm doing alone,
576
00:23:02,969 --> 00:23:04,204
and it's ***ing
pissing me off.
577
00:23:04,289 --> 00:23:05,513
What do you mean?
578
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:08,934
Literally, like, I'm up and down
the entire ***ing time.
579
00:23:11,228 --> 00:23:12,645
Well, no one's told me anything.
580
00:23:12,729 --> 00:23:14,314
I've literally been asking
for help the whole time.
581
00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:15,648
No one has asked me for help.
582
00:23:15,732 --> 00:23:17,532
Like, Tash and you are
supposed to be service.
583
00:23:21,238 --> 00:23:24,032
Tash is distracted
by no one knows.
584
00:23:24,116 --> 00:23:25,908
I'm already in pain
with my teeth.
585
00:23:25,992 --> 00:23:27,869
No one is literally
helping me on service,
586
00:23:27,953 --> 00:23:30,413
and then I only have Nat
to rely on in interior.
587
00:23:30,497 --> 00:23:33,124
I need to jump into laundry
because it is a sh** show.
588
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:36,253
[bleep] me, this is
getting out of control.
589
00:23:37,462 --> 00:23:38,462
Coming up...
590
00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:46,054
I needed two people on service,
that's why I need you to go...
591
00:23:46,138 --> 00:23:47,055
Yeah, I know.
592
00:23:47,139 --> 00:23:48,598
I'm a little pissed off.
593
00:23:57,357 --> 00:23:59,397
Are you enjoying your food?
Is everything all right?
594
00:23:59,901 --> 00:24:01,903
- It is, yes!
- That's good.
595
00:24:01,987 --> 00:24:04,030
So, this evening you are
gonna jump on golf carts
596
00:24:04,114 --> 00:24:05,740
and you're gonna go on a
little city trip
597
00:24:05,824 --> 00:24:07,408
and have drinks, if that's
something that
598
00:24:07,492 --> 00:24:08,826
you'd be interested in,
just to get off the boat
599
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:09,827
and go have a little
bit of a walk.
600
00:24:09,911 --> 00:24:12,872
Yeah, yeah.
601
00:24:12,956 --> 00:24:14,374
- Hello?
- Hello, Rico.
602
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:17,085
Going to have a
golf cart tour at 6:00 p.m.
603
00:24:17,169 --> 00:24:19,504
I do have a tour guide for you.
604
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,797
- Perfect.
- Okay.
605
00:24:20,881 --> 00:24:22,256
Thank you, bye-bye.
606
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,759
Are you gonna change for the
tour or whatever?
607
00:24:24,843 --> 00:24:25,760
Let's get ready.
608
00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:27,415
All right, so you got a plan?
609
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,070
So, we're organizing
these golf carts
610
00:24:29,155 --> 00:24:30,573
to take them with
a guide into town.
611
00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:32,156
- Awesome sauce.
- Yeah.
612
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:33,725
Nat, Nat, Tasha.
613
00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:36,396
Can you help clear
the bridge deck aft table?
614
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,480
Copy that.
615
00:24:37,564 --> 00:24:39,232
Oh, la la.
616
00:24:41,526 --> 00:24:43,152
Yeah, I wanna sit down
and change, that's all.
617
00:24:43,236 --> 00:24:44,195
Wait, I'll wait...
618
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:45,196
I'll see you in a few.
619
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,740
Oh, I'm lower.
620
00:24:51,828 --> 00:24:54,747
I don't even know what
I'm doing, I'm so disorientated.
621
00:24:54,831 --> 00:24:56,124
You are looking a bit white.
622
00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:00,169
Take a rest.
623
00:25:00,253 --> 00:25:01,629
So, listen, I'm not gonna
[bleep] up service.
624
00:25:01,713 --> 00:25:03,131
Can I be in housekeeping
tonight, just for tonight?
625
00:25:03,215 --> 00:25:04,507
Yeah, 100 percent.
626
00:25:04,591 --> 00:25:06,009
Hey, look, there's
the golf buggy tour.
627
00:25:06,093 --> 00:25:08,052
Okay, I think we might be ready.
628
00:25:08,136 --> 00:25:10,847
- We need shoes?
- I would recommend it.
629
00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:12,640
Flip-flops, or cute shoes.
630
00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:14,434
We could just flip-flop it out.
631
00:25:14,518 --> 00:25:15,643
Did you say "flip-flop it out?"
632
00:25:15,727 --> 00:25:16,686
Yeah.
633
00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:17,854
That's what he said!
634
00:25:17,938 --> 00:25:19,230
All right, guys,
have a lovely time
635
00:25:19,314 --> 00:25:20,773
and we'll see you when
you get back.
636
00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:21,728
All right, thank you.
637
00:25:21,844 --> 00:25:22,803
Is that everyone off now?
638
00:25:22,943 --> 00:25:23,619
Yeah.
639
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:30,117
How much fun is just
decorating sh**?
640
00:25:31,118 --> 00:25:32,869
Hello, ladies, welcome to Malta.
641
00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:33,911
- Hi!
- Hello.
642
00:25:33,995 --> 00:25:35,621
So, we are going to do a tour.
643
00:25:35,705 --> 00:25:37,206
You're going to see
a little bit
644
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:39,334
the most historical
part of Malta.
645
00:25:39,418 --> 00:25:40,710
Let's take the carts.
646
00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:42,629
Come on, Tina.
647
00:25:42,713 --> 00:25:44,839
- Where do I sit?
- We need one over here.
648
00:25:44,923 --> 00:25:47,425
Mzi.
649
00:25:47,509 --> 00:25:48,718
Right-hand side.
650
00:25:48,802 --> 00:25:51,262
Oh, my God.
651
00:25:51,346 --> 00:25:52,347
Driving the golf cart
takes me straight
652
00:25:52,431 --> 00:25:53,806
back home to the golf course.
653
00:25:53,890 --> 00:25:56,685
I've been playing since
I was seven years old.
654
00:25:58,437 --> 00:25:59,145
Woo!
655
00:25:59,229 --> 00:26:00,605
- Oh!
- He hit it.
656
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:04,692
Does Mzi be hustling people
every charter down here?
657
00:26:04,776 --> 00:26:06,653
Golf requires huge
amounts of practice.
658
00:26:06,737 --> 00:26:08,571
I think in yachting, like,
a lot of the things
659
00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:10,657
that you do in practice,
it's like muscle memory.
660
00:26:10,741 --> 00:26:12,825
Let's hope by the
end of the season
661
00:26:12,909 --> 00:26:14,702
I can handle a tender
like a golf cart.
662
00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:16,371
- Ah!
- Whoa!
663
00:26:16,455 --> 00:26:18,039
Oh!
664
00:26:18,123 --> 00:26:19,749
- Should we race?
- Yeah, racing.
665
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,668
No!
666
00:26:21,752 --> 00:26:24,629
If you're not first,
you're last.
667
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,006
Storm did his schedule,
he's got his anchor watches.
668
00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:29,426
It's very good, actually.
669
00:26:33,096 --> 00:26:34,222
That's amazing.
670
00:26:34,306 --> 00:26:36,724
These could be
outfits for tonight.
671
00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:37,892
Yes, oh, my God.
672
00:26:37,976 --> 00:26:39,268
Look at that.
673
00:26:39,352 --> 00:26:40,603
Yeah, there's two here.
674
00:26:40,687 --> 00:26:42,564
Why don't we just
be twins, perfect.
675
00:26:50,655 --> 00:26:52,949
You know the walls
that used be around the city?
676
00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:54,033
When were those built?
677
00:26:54,117 --> 00:26:55,451
In the years 1400.
678
00:26:55,535 --> 00:26:58,246
If you wanna buy
a souvenir on Malta...
679
00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:00,456
- I'm not for sale.
- Unless...
680
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:03,459
- Tell us.
- No, not him.
681
00:27:03,543 --> 00:27:06,587
Storm, Storm, please come to the
bridge, Storm to the bridge.
682
00:27:06,671 --> 00:27:08,256
Copy, on my way.
683
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:13,469
Hey, so, tomorrow morning the
weather gets better, look.
684
00:27:13,553 --> 00:27:15,013
- So, by...
- Much better, yeah.
685
00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:16,764
...actually through the night,
686
00:27:16,848 --> 00:27:19,976
we're off the dock at 7:00 a.m.,
we're throwing our lines.
687
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:21,436
- Lines, yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
688
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,729
- Sounds good.
- All right, great, thanks.
689
00:27:22,813 --> 00:27:23,814
Thanks, Cap.
690
00:27:25,315 --> 00:27:28,151
We are going for
a fantastic view now.
691
00:27:28,235 --> 00:27:29,527
All right, guys,
we are stepping up
692
00:27:29,611 --> 00:27:32,113
and we are going here
to the garden.
693
00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:33,406
Oh, this is pretty.
694
00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:35,116
So, here you have
a fantastic view.
695
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,701
Oh, it's beautiful.
696
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:39,287
Over there is Valetta,
the capitol of Malta.
697
00:27:39,371 --> 00:27:41,622
This is the smallest
capitol of Europe.
698
00:27:41,706 --> 00:27:42,957
Oh!
699
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:44,375
All right, are you ladies ready?
700
00:27:44,459 --> 00:27:45,585
We're ready to go
back on the golf carts.
701
00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:46,878
- Ready to rock and roll?
- Yeah.
702
00:27:46,962 --> 00:27:49,005
Let's go.
703
00:27:49,089 --> 00:27:50,549
[phone ringing]
704
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:56,680
I'm sorry to
call you.
705
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:27,585
My ex is telling me,
"Stop beating yourself up,
706
00:28:27,669 --> 00:28:30,964
we can make this work,
like, I forgive you."
707
00:28:31,048 --> 00:28:35,260
Kind of makes me feel like
why am I not fighting for this?
708
00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:42,850
I don't know what
the right thing to do is.
709
00:28:42,934 --> 00:28:45,812
All right, my love,
I'll speak to you soon.
710
00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:47,021
All right, bye.
711
00:28:47,105 --> 00:28:48,732
Bye, my love, bye.
712
00:28:52,778 --> 00:28:54,529
Coming up...
713
00:28:54,613 --> 00:28:56,239
Oh!
714
00:28:56,323 --> 00:28:57,699
I thought my stripping
days were done.
715
00:28:57,783 --> 00:28:59,325
I'm not cut out
for this anymore.
716
00:28:59,409 --> 00:29:01,078
We do have one more
surprise for you.
717
00:29:09,002 --> 00:29:10,842
What do you do with that,
do you ever touch it?
718
00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:15,258
- [horn honks]
- Oh, it's a little horn!
719
00:29:15,342 --> 00:29:17,552
[honking]
720
00:29:22,557 --> 00:29:24,058
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
721
00:29:24,142 --> 00:29:25,393
Yes, Tash?
722
00:29:25,477 --> 00:29:27,770
Just go to bed, Kyle,
you need to rest.
723
00:29:27,854 --> 00:29:29,647
Okay, let me flip
the laundry quickly.
724
00:29:29,731 --> 00:29:32,067
Do not touch the laundry,
Kyle, honestly.
725
00:29:34,528 --> 00:29:37,071
Oh, my goodness,
those are beautiful!
726
00:29:37,155 --> 00:29:38,155
Mm!
727
00:29:41,451 --> 00:29:44,912
You do look very
sexy in that dress.
728
00:29:44,996 --> 00:29:45,997
Oh, my God.
729
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:49,792
I love throwing a themed party.
730
00:29:49,876 --> 00:29:51,419
That's, like, my specialty.
731
00:29:51,503 --> 00:29:53,630
And I am a bit
of a micro manager,
732
00:29:53,714 --> 00:29:56,341
but seeing your vision
actually come together,
733
00:29:56,425 --> 00:29:57,800
it's a great feeling.
734
00:29:57,884 --> 00:29:59,761
Like, I live to see
the guests' reactions.
735
00:29:59,845 --> 00:30:01,971
So, I'm hoping that they're
just gonna be blown away.
736
00:30:02,055 --> 00:30:03,890
Are you actually gonna
do it with your mouth?
737
00:30:03,974 --> 00:30:05,850
Yeah.
738
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,143
Show what that mouth do.
739
00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:08,395
[laughing]
740
00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:13,900
- Mm.
- Oh, babe.
741
00:30:19,573 --> 00:30:20,990
Are you speaking
to rectify
742
00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:23,034
or are you speaking to
there's a possibility?
743
00:30:23,118 --> 00:30:24,577
No, like after everything,
744
00:30:24,661 --> 00:30:26,913
he loves and
he supports me so much.
745
00:30:26,997 --> 00:30:28,956
He just wants
to sort things out.
746
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,293
And how do you feel
about that, yes or no?
747
00:30:32,377 --> 00:30:37,757
Honestly, he is, like,
a straight version of you.
748
00:30:37,841 --> 00:30:40,718
Like, I've never met anyone
that makes me laugh as much.
749
00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:44,097
Going through this whole
situation with Dave
750
00:30:44,181 --> 00:30:48,017
that was just awful made me
realize I still love my ex.
751
00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:51,896
We're both very similar people,
and we both love to party.
752
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,565
Like, our house
is just constant parties.
753
00:30:54,649 --> 00:30:58,069
And with him,
I can be happy, I can be me.
754
00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:00,571
I never wanted to hurt him,
755
00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:04,618
I just guess I let
things get out of control.
756
00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:09,288
I do like to run away
from problems a lot.
757
00:31:09,372 --> 00:31:10,289
Yeah.
758
00:31:10,373 --> 00:31:11,708
But anyway, go to sleep.
759
00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:13,084
I'm getting ready,
I'm not gonna bore you.
760
00:31:13,168 --> 00:31:15,629
- Good night, love you.
- All right, I love you.
761
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,551
And we're home.
762
00:31:21,635 --> 00:31:22,552
Here we are.
763
00:31:22,636 --> 00:31:24,012
Made it back in one piece.
764
00:31:24,096 --> 00:31:25,639
The guests are back.
765
00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:28,516
- You enjoyed it?
- So fun.
766
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,560
Drinks, welcome drinks.
767
00:31:30,644 --> 00:31:32,770
There you go.
768
00:31:32,854 --> 00:31:34,689
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
769
00:31:34,773 --> 00:31:36,232
Wait, so should we
change into dinner clothes?
770
00:31:36,316 --> 00:31:38,192
Can you grab me another straw?
771
00:31:38,276 --> 00:31:39,902
Thank you so
much, Storm.
772
00:31:39,986 --> 00:31:42,572
Oh, my God,
look at you, Natasha!
773
00:31:42,656 --> 00:31:45,325
Look at your cute
sequined dress!
774
00:31:45,409 --> 00:31:46,827
Thank you.
775
00:31:49,788 --> 00:31:52,915
What time is dinner, should
we change into dinner stuff?
776
00:31:52,999 --> 00:31:55,001
Any time you'd like,
yeah, all right.
777
00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:56,837
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
778
00:32:02,342 --> 00:32:04,594
So, for dinner tonight
we're doing plated?
779
00:32:04,678 --> 00:32:07,513
With lobster gnocchi,
it's plated.
780
00:32:07,597 --> 00:32:09,182
- Okay.
- And then dessert is the gateau.
781
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:10,892
All right, thank you.
782
00:32:10,976 --> 00:32:13,853
You know, I'm so nervous.
I've never stripped before.
783
00:32:13,937 --> 00:32:15,146
Storm, what time
does this all happen?
784
00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:18,733
After dinner, when
Dave takes the cake up.
785
00:32:18,817 --> 00:32:19,776
I don't really know
what to do, though.
786
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:21,235
Does anyone have any tips?
787
00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:24,614
So, I'll start the music
and then Mzi can show,
788
00:32:24,698 --> 00:32:25,865
"I'm the captain now."
789
00:32:25,949 --> 00:32:27,242
[laughing]
790
00:32:30,036 --> 00:32:31,245
Ugh!
791
00:32:31,329 --> 00:32:35,792
Who am I gonna steal
for stewardessing tonight?
792
00:32:35,876 --> 00:32:38,002
You can steal me.
793
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:39,003
Aw, thank you.
794
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:41,506
- Jason, you go down now.
- Okay.
795
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,466
And then you sleep
for five hours,
796
00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:44,801
and then you're up at
1:00 to 3:00,
797
00:32:44,885 --> 00:32:45,927
and then you go down again.
798
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:47,637
- Okay, no worries, man.
- Okay.
799
00:32:47,721 --> 00:32:50,640
So, what do you
wanna plan tonight...
800
00:32:50,724 --> 00:32:53,018
We're a man down, yeah.
801
00:32:54,352 --> 00:32:55,311
You wanna?
802
00:32:55,395 --> 00:32:57,563
I don't care at all.
803
00:32:57,647 --> 00:32:59,149
What do you prefer?
804
00:33:05,197 --> 00:33:06,781
The thing is, I needed
two people on service.
805
00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:08,116
That's why I needed...
806
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,492
Yeah, I know but
Kyle's obviously down.
807
00:33:09,576 --> 00:33:12,370
If you wanna make some flower...
Nat?
808
00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:13,788
What?
809
00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:16,666
I need to speak to
you about the cabins.
810
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,753
- I'm a little pissed off.
- Yes, I can tell.
811
00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:26,259
For the birthday girls,
812
00:33:26,343 --> 00:33:27,969
we just need to do
something nice for them.
813
00:33:28,053 --> 00:33:30,513
So, maybe if you wanna get
some vases from under the TV...
814
00:33:30,597 --> 00:33:32,641
Yeah, I'll sort it out.
815
00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:39,063
She's not happy, but with
Courtney not knowing the boat
816
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:42,317
I feel like it's easier if
Courtney's with me on service,
817
00:33:42,401 --> 00:33:43,901
just because I can guide her,
818
00:33:43,985 --> 00:33:46,696
whereas if Natalya
does the housekeeping,
819
00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:48,990
she can just do it fast
and it's done.
820
00:33:49,074 --> 00:33:51,743
I'm the chief stew, and
I'm running this operation,
821
00:33:51,827 --> 00:33:54,996
and she needs
to listen, that's it.
822
00:33:57,916 --> 00:33:59,959
This is gonna be
a very happy birthday.
823
00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:01,878
I need to switch to vodka.
824
00:34:04,464 --> 00:34:09,510
What is going on?
825
00:34:09,594 --> 00:34:13,682
Aw! That's so cool!
826
00:34:23,483 --> 00:34:25,360
It's absolute bullsh**
827
00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:27,904
Coming up...
828
00:34:27,988 --> 00:34:30,239
It's 30 meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
829
00:34:30,323 --> 00:34:32,241
You know, Storm, you're not
coming through on my radio.
830
00:34:32,325 --> 00:34:34,410
Six meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
831
00:34:34,494 --> 00:34:35,870
I don't hear Storm.
832
00:34:35,954 --> 00:34:37,914
Three meters to V4 off your
[garbled radio chatter].
833
00:34:37,998 --> 00:34:40,792
Storm, again, press your mic
and then talk.
834
00:34:52,137 --> 00:34:53,617
And actually, you should
be on service
835
00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:56,432
because you are such a loud,
outspoken bitch.
836
00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:57,516
Thank you.
837
00:35:00,062 --> 00:35:03,106
It's really sh** like, when
you ask a crew member
838
00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:05,441
in interior to be setting
up a table
839
00:35:05,525 --> 00:35:07,193
and she's done her all-out,
840
00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:09,112
and then to put her
in housekeeping
841
00:35:09,196 --> 00:35:11,239
and not see how the guests
enjoy her decoration?
842
00:35:11,323 --> 00:35:12,824
Damn.
843
00:35:12,908 --> 00:35:14,826
At one stage I'm, like, glad
that she can confide in me.
844
00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:16,327
On the other hand, I'm like,
845
00:35:16,411 --> 00:35:20,832
girl, I feel in pain,
I just wanna sleep, you know?
846
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:23,793
Good night, love you
847
00:35:23,877 --> 00:35:25,169
Please come and visit me again.
848
00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:26,671
I'm actually gonna come
dry hump you later.
849
00:35:26,755 --> 00:35:28,589
Were you not feeling
the sequin dress?
850
00:35:28,673 --> 00:35:30,133
Oh, yeah, I can go put it on.
851
00:35:30,217 --> 00:35:31,718
I thought I was getting changed
852
00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:32,802
when the boys
were getting changed.
853
00:35:32,886 --> 00:35:35,764
- Oh.
- But I can go put it on.
854
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,185
Hello!
855
00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:45,982
With everything that's
happened between me and Tash,
856
00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:48,151
it's been so difficult.
857
00:35:48,235 --> 00:35:49,986
That's why I'm lucky
I have the galley.
858
00:35:50,070 --> 00:35:51,654
It clears my mind completely.
859
00:35:51,738 --> 00:35:55,074
I've got nothing to think about
apart from getting the job done.
860
00:35:55,158 --> 00:35:58,203
- Happy birthday!
- Woo!
861
00:36:00,497 --> 00:36:03,041
Happy thirty-second!
862
00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:04,042
Forever!
863
00:36:04,126 --> 00:36:06,377
- Looking good, girl!
- Wow!
864
00:36:06,461 --> 00:36:07,920
- Woo!
- Yeehaw!
865
00:36:08,004 --> 00:36:09,213
God, I hate pink and
I hate glitter.
866
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:10,882
[laughing]
867
00:36:10,966 --> 00:36:12,759
[bleep] this is like
my worst nightmare.
868
00:36:12,843 --> 00:36:14,385
It is making us look
more professional,
869
00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:16,304
being in the same dress
and stuff right now.
870
00:36:16,388 --> 00:36:19,432
But I mean, obviously, starting
as a deckhand on a boat,
871
00:36:19,516 --> 00:36:21,225
I don't really want
to be in a glittery
872
00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,811
pink sparkly dress
on my first night.
873
00:36:23,895 --> 00:36:26,564
- We have to perform the...
- Yeah, yeah, you'll smash it.
874
00:36:26,648 --> 00:36:29,776
Have you been to the clubs
that Mzi's gone to, then?
875
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:32,445
I'm sure it's not weird.
876
00:36:32,529 --> 00:36:34,072
Can we invite you
up to dinner soon?
877
00:36:34,156 --> 00:36:36,240
- Yes, great!
- All right.
878
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:37,324
Let's go.
879
00:36:39,161 --> 00:36:40,912
They should be
up at the table.
880
00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:48,002
Oh, look how cute you guys are.
881
00:36:48,086 --> 00:36:49,754
Oh, I love it!
882
00:36:49,838 --> 00:36:51,047
Oh, I can tell, a little casino!
883
00:36:51,131 --> 00:36:52,423
Oh, my God, it's Vegas-themed!
884
00:36:52,507 --> 00:36:54,634
- Aw!
- So cute.
885
00:36:54,718 --> 00:36:56,260
Yeah.
886
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:59,764
Oh, you guys are so cute in
your matching sequined outfits.
887
00:36:59,848 --> 00:37:01,307
Still or sparkling water?
888
00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:02,558
Still, please.
889
00:37:02,642 --> 00:37:05,311
If this isn't
a representation of my day,
890
00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:07,021
then I don't know
what else is.
891
00:37:07,105 --> 00:37:09,607
- Ready, guys?
- Nice, mate, this is exquisite.
892
00:37:09,691 --> 00:37:10,608
Ready to lead the way?
893
00:37:10,692 --> 00:37:11,901
Yeah.
894
00:37:11,985 --> 00:37:13,069
You're going to announce
it, Dave, eh?
895
00:37:13,153 --> 00:37:14,488
Yeah, I'll come announce it.
896
00:37:18,325 --> 00:37:19,951
Thank you.
897
00:37:20,035 --> 00:37:21,411
- You're welcome.
- Good evening, ladies.
898
00:37:21,495 --> 00:37:23,454
All right, I've just got
sous vide lobster here.
899
00:37:23,538 --> 00:37:24,664
It's beautiful.
900
00:37:24,748 --> 00:37:26,958
And then we've got
some sautéed gnocchi.
901
00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:29,961
- Thank you!
- Bon appétit.
902
00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:30,962
Thank you!
903
00:37:31,046 --> 00:37:32,714
The gnocchi is so good.
904
00:37:32,798 --> 00:37:34,841
Oh, my gosh, so good.
905
00:37:34,925 --> 00:37:36,384
I'm in heaven, it is amazing.
906
00:37:36,468 --> 00:37:40,055
What we need to do is get
your outfit sorted.
907
00:37:41,807 --> 00:37:43,266
What are we gonna
do after dinner?
908
00:37:43,350 --> 00:37:44,600
We are gonna have
entertainment tonight.
909
00:37:44,684 --> 00:37:47,020
- You think so?
- I do.
910
00:37:47,104 --> 00:37:48,146
Dude, I'm so nervous.
911
00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:49,397
I've never stripped before.
912
00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:50,648
I need a pair of pants.
913
00:37:50,732 --> 00:37:52,150
Wear those.
914
00:37:52,234 --> 00:37:53,735
Or do you wanna wear
some of my booty shorts?
915
00:37:53,819 --> 00:37:55,361
Do you have booty shorts?
916
00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:56,696
I've got booty shorts,
of course I've got booty shorts.
917
00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:58,323
They're so good.
918
00:37:58,407 --> 00:38:00,950
Here's a skirt, so it'll
really flap around there.
919
00:38:01,034 --> 00:38:02,577
I thought my stripping
days were done.
920
00:38:02,661 --> 00:38:05,663
Gave a decent Magic Mike
performance last year.
921
00:38:05,747 --> 00:38:07,749
Woo!
922
00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:09,042
Oh!
923
00:38:09,126 --> 00:38:10,918
I'm not cut out
for this anymore.
924
00:38:11,002 --> 00:38:12,712
I'm packing a serious dad bod.
925
00:38:12,796 --> 00:38:14,923
Nobody wants to see this.
926
00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:18,051
Oh!
927
00:38:18,927 --> 00:38:20,678
[shrieks]
928
00:38:20,762 --> 00:38:23,056
This is amazing.
929
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:27,727
Strike your pose.
930
00:38:27,811 --> 00:38:29,062
I'm gonna die.
931
00:38:29,146 --> 00:38:30,980
The Naked Chef, literally.
932
00:38:31,064 --> 00:38:33,442
Wow, Dave's shredded, eh?
933
00:38:35,277 --> 00:38:36,528
Okay, we're ready now.
934
00:38:38,655 --> 00:38:43,701
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
935
00:38:43,785 --> 00:38:48,039
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- [cheering]
936
00:38:48,123 --> 00:38:51,793
I feel like my heart's,
like, about 130.
937
00:38:51,877 --> 00:38:53,086
Happy birthday, girls.
938
00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:56,005
We do have one more
surprise for you.
939
00:38:56,089 --> 00:38:59,717
- Oh!
- Woo!
940
00:38:59,801 --> 00:39:02,679
Oh, my God!
941
00:39:02,763 --> 00:39:05,057
[cheering]
942
00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:15,025
Happy birthday!
943
00:39:16,443 --> 00:39:18,361
[laughing]
944
00:39:20,781 --> 00:39:22,782
- Woo!
- Happy birthday.
945
00:39:22,866 --> 00:39:25,368
I would be more excited
to see Storm strip privately
946
00:39:25,452 --> 00:39:27,662
in my cabin
and not for 20 women.
947
00:39:27,746 --> 00:39:29,080
[laughing]
948
00:39:29,164 --> 00:39:30,957
Just saying.
949
00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:33,584
- Thank you!
- Happy birthday.
950
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:36,170
Aw, thank you!
951
00:39:36,254 --> 00:39:38,214
Happy birthday to us!
952
00:39:38,298 --> 00:39:40,133
Okay, now let's
take it downstairs,
953
00:39:40,217 --> 00:39:41,592
let's do the real show.
954
00:39:41,676 --> 00:39:42,719
[laughing]
955
00:39:44,346 --> 00:39:46,681
It's time to go down,
just go sleep.
956
00:39:46,765 --> 00:39:50,101
We have the vanilla cake
with butter crème, enjoy.
957
00:39:50,185 --> 00:39:53,313
Mm. I don't even normally
like sweets.
958
00:39:56,024 --> 00:39:56,983
You're down in 10, yeah?
959
00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:58,192
- Yeah.
- Cool.
960
00:39:58,276 --> 00:39:59,610
Should we go up to the hot tub?
961
00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:03,698
Meet you guys on
the top floor, let's do it.
962
00:40:07,536 --> 00:40:08,453
Right good night.
963
00:40:08,537 --> 00:40:09,746
Good night, Dave.
964
00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:11,914
Are we going jaboozin, or
what's happening?
965
00:40:11,998 --> 00:40:13,041
We're jaboozin!
966
00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:14,459
Okay.
967
00:40:14,543 --> 00:40:15,752
[laughing]
968
00:40:23,343 --> 00:40:25,762
Is there a drink holder?
969
00:40:33,812 --> 00:40:36,398
- Is it?
- My pectorals.
970
00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:41,486
Oh, my God, I'm ready for bed.
971
00:41:09,765 --> 00:41:13,643
If I pull my shorts up too high
then I'll get camel-toe, so...
972
00:41:13,727 --> 00:41:15,353
[laughing]
973
00:41:15,437 --> 00:41:16,688
- Hey, good morning.
- How are you?
974
00:41:16,772 --> 00:41:18,022
I see you're ready.
975
00:41:18,106 --> 00:41:19,190
Looks like
the weather's cooperating.
976
00:41:19,274 --> 00:41:20,191
Time to go.
977
00:41:20,275 --> 00:41:21,484
Do you still wanna go stern to,
978
00:41:21,568 --> 00:41:22,694
or do you wanna swing
your bow over?
979
00:41:22,778 --> 00:41:23,820
Stern-out.
980
00:41:23,904 --> 00:41:25,154
Sure, and then
I'll tell the guys...
981
00:41:25,238 --> 00:41:26,489
- Location, distances.
- Yeah.
982
00:41:26,573 --> 00:41:27,865
- Location, distances.
- All right, cool.
983
00:41:27,949 --> 00:41:29,534
Thanks, Cap.
984
00:41:29,618 --> 00:41:30,868
Deck crew, what's your location?
985
00:41:30,952 --> 00:41:32,287
On the dock.
986
00:41:35,415 --> 00:41:39,168
Okay, so, Courtney, you're
gonna be on the bow with Jason.
987
00:41:39,252 --> 00:41:40,586
When you're bringing the
spring in, like,
988
00:41:40,670 --> 00:41:42,588
and you single out, get it
in as soon as possible.
989
00:41:42,672 --> 00:41:44,716
Yeah, yeah, you
have to get it in.
990
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,967
- Yeah.
- So, Jason.
991
00:41:46,051 --> 00:41:47,719
When the bow has
cleared the dolphins,
992
00:41:47,803 --> 00:41:48,970
you say "clear to swing."
993
00:41:49,054 --> 00:41:50,722
So, you're gonna be
on the stern with me.
994
00:41:50,806 --> 00:41:52,473
What did you say about
the single-up thing?
995
00:41:52,557 --> 00:41:55,393
- The brace lines will go first.
- Yeah.
996
00:41:55,477 --> 00:41:58,479
All crew,
we're ready to depart.
997
00:41:58,563 --> 00:42:00,565
We can free up all the lines.
998
00:42:00,649 --> 00:42:03,234
- Bring 'em all in.
- Copy that, Captain.
999
00:42:03,318 --> 00:42:04,485
Mzi, please join
me on the stern.
1000
00:42:04,569 --> 00:42:05,737
All right.
1001
00:42:05,821 --> 00:42:07,488
I'm so happy to be back,
like, as a deckhand.
1002
00:42:07,572 --> 00:42:10,158
And I'm glad that these lines
are a lot smaller than
1003
00:42:10,242 --> 00:42:11,743
my last boat, because
I'm hoping
1004
00:42:11,827 --> 00:42:14,370
that it'll be a lot easier now,
because these are smaller.
1005
00:42:14,454 --> 00:42:16,247
So, you know when you,
like, learn
1006
00:42:16,331 --> 00:42:17,916
with something
harder or bigger...
1007
00:42:21,586 --> 00:42:23,713
Captain, that's all
lines off the bow.
1008
00:42:23,797 --> 00:42:25,173
Right, Captain,
that's all lines on deck.
1009
00:42:25,257 --> 00:42:26,883
Great!
Here we go.
1010
00:42:31,888 --> 00:42:34,974
Storm, distances.
Storm, distances.
1011
00:42:35,058 --> 00:42:36,017
Copy that.
1012
00:42:36,101 --> 00:42:39,270
Five meters starboard quarter.
1013
00:42:39,354 --> 00:42:42,106
[garbled radio chatter]
1014
00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:44,067
Ten meters,
starboard quarter.
1015
00:42:44,151 --> 00:42:46,152
You know, Storm, you're not
coming through on my radio,
1016
00:42:46,236 --> 00:42:47,945
so press the mic
and then talk.
1017
00:42:48,029 --> 00:42:50,073
Thirty meters [garbled
radio chatter] quarter.
1018
00:42:50,157 --> 00:42:52,950
Hey, Jason, can I swing?
1019
00:42:53,034 --> 00:42:54,703
Yeah.
1020
00:42:56,538 --> 00:42:59,457
Thirty [garbled radio chatter]
meters starboard quarter.
1021
00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:01,209
Storm, again, press the mic
and then talk.
1022
00:43:01,293 --> 00:43:02,794
I do not hear your distances.
1023
00:43:02,878 --> 00:43:04,921
Six meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
1024
00:43:05,005 --> 00:43:06,381
I don't hear Storm.
1025
00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:09,634
Three meters to V4 off your
[garbled radio chatter].
1026
00:43:09,718 --> 00:43:12,971
Kick forward.
Kick forward.
1027
00:43:13,055 --> 00:43:14,973
Storm, can't hear.
1028
00:43:15,057 --> 00:43:17,392
Two meters to V4 [garbled
radio chatter] quarter.
1029
00:43:17,476 --> 00:43:20,478
And Storm, again, press
your mic and then talk.
1030
00:43:20,562 --> 00:43:22,188
Ugh!
We're gonna hit.
1031
00:43:22,272 --> 00:43:27,276
One meter...
oh!
1032
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,862
Next, on "Below Deck Med"...
1033
00:43:29,946 --> 00:43:31,239
[cheering]
1034
00:43:31,323 --> 00:43:33,241
Yay, they're having fun.
1035
00:43:36,078 --> 00:43:37,578
Getting back together
1036
00:43:37,662 --> 00:43:40,707
with my ex,
Dave is going to be upset.
1037
00:43:42,209 --> 00:43:43,418
I don't know what runs through
1038
00:43:43,502 --> 00:43:44,961
Dave's head at
the best of times.
1039
00:43:47,089 --> 00:43:48,172
Something is definitely wrong.
1040
00:43:48,256 --> 00:43:49,507
Kyle?
1041
00:43:49,591 --> 00:43:51,634
It's, like, literally
paining so much.
1042
00:43:51,718 --> 00:43:53,812
I need to get him help quickly.
1043
00:43:56,507 --> 00:43:58,008
- Seriously, this wind.
- Ooh!
1044
00:43:58,225 --> 00:43:59,054
Uh-oh.
1045
00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:01,476
Carlos, I can't get the
stabilizers on.
1046
00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:03,938
Oh, not again.
1047
00:44:04,022 --> 00:44:05,399
Hang on, everybody.
1048
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:08,194
Hang on, hang on.
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