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-Natalya. -Yes?

Natasha.

It’s so confusing.

And you guys look alike, you’re gorgeous brunettes,

-and Natalya and Natasha. -We’re like twins.

I’m like, it’s not fair!

Are there any of this without cinnamon?

Do we have any of the beef without cinnamon in?

Yes.

...the courage to keep fighting.

David, bravo.

Ooh... ah!

Oh-ho!

Twenty-seven thousand dollars.

-Wow! -Woo!

-Shot, shot, shot. -See ya later.

I get lost in her ----ing eyes.

I’ve got a thing for Australians, mate.

I’m into it, but Storm’s moustache needs to go.

No, no, no.

So, myself and Storm, we’ve been childhood friends.

He’s had that same moustache since he was 13.

Home, sweet, home.

-Ah! -Oh what the *bleep*!

Just did a month charter with Natasha.

We’re good friends.

I was in a long-term relationship for,

like, four and a half years.

Now I’m single, I can flirt with people if I want.

No, we’re not.

You’re in a cabin together and you’ve worked together.

I want to be a couple, but we’re not a couple.

On our last boat,

me and Tash, we got together.

Tash asked me to keep it secret

because she was still with her boyfriend.

But I’m struggling with keeping it a secret.

What is he doing?

I’ve made it clear that I don’t want anyone to know.

It’s only a matter of time

before he tells everybody that we hooked up...

Ugh.

On our old boat, me and Tash, we got on.

We got on really well.

It was immediate, it was a flame.

It was... it was firing.

I was with my ex for, like, four and a half years,

and when I joined my last boat

the relationship wasn’t in a good place.

She was telling me all this stuff,

saying that she’s not happy with her boyfriend,

and she wanted to be with me.

I thought it was super intimate because of,

like, how it happened.

He would pay me a lot of compliments,

like "You look rad."

We just had so much fun together.

She was, like, sneaking into my room, and so secretive,

it made it more, like, I don’t know,

more passionate and more fun.

So, it was... yeah, it was epic.

The first time Dave and I hooked up, we were drunk.

I was like, "What have I done?"

Yeah, my ex has cheated on me,

but I guess it’s not right to cheat back.

It’s not something that I’m particularly proud of.

Two espresso martinis.

When we joined this boat, the agreement that me and Tasha

made was that we were gonna, like, do a week,

and then be a couple, we’re gonna tell everyone.

She just wanted some time.

I feel like it’s a ticking time bomb with Dave.

I think he wants to release the secret,

but I don’t want people to know and judge us.

It’s kinda my business.

Are you having another drink?

We about to gonna party it up now.

Hey!

Shot, shot, shot.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

One of them.

Can I be the sandwich?

-Let’s get a kiss, babe. -Can we be a sandwich?

Oh, my God!

I kiss on the lips.

Hold on, hold on... I gotta take this phone call.

Yeah, do that.

Yeah, no, no, I’ll call... I’ll call you right back.

-Oh! -Ah!

I’ll call you right back.

We’re gonna drink and dance,

Cheers, that.

We’re gonna dance!

All right, let’s go.

We’re going, we’re going.

Oh, my God, I love your toes.

-Thanks, babe. -That’s epic!

Can we go to a techno club, please?

Woo-hoo!

Ow!

Woo!

Ray-Ray is, like, living her best life right now.

She needs a pole.

Are you drinking a margarita?

Vodka-cranberry.

Why are you sitting here now, been far away.

Will you dance with me?

Yeah.

Woo-hoo!

You are...

-Where’s Raygan? -She’s dancing her butt off.

Nice and lively.

I feel like Tasha’s going out of her way to push me away.

I don’t know... I don’t know what’s going on.

Are we outta here?

Come on, guys.

-Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. -I’m wasted.

Hey! Hey!

I know where I belong. I know where I belong bro.

I’ll get in the back.

I’ll sit in the back with Cheffy.

Is everyone in the car?

Woo!

You and Dave, like, you guys need to quit this bullsh--.

Because I was, like, what’s going on here?

-Like, are they dating... -Her and Dave?

Or are, like, they in a fight?

That’s when I have to come in and say, pardon my French,

you guys just, like, *bleep* or something.

It’s exhausting.

-*bleep* -What?

Dave.

We are home!

Ray, are you okay, love?

All right, let’s go.

Oh, my God.

Hey, this is a big step.

Thanks, darling.

Come, sweet cheeks, let’s go.

All right, you know what, I’m just gonna down.

Oh!

Get yourself a cheeseburger.

Cheers.

Are you okay, princess?

Deal with drunk people enough.

-Are you all right, pal? -I’m good.

-I’m good. -Are you sure?

Are you sure? Are you all right?

We’re good, buddy.

-You sure? -Yeah.

-You’ve proved your point. -Are you okay?

-Yeah, I’m good. -Ugh.

Good, he’s gone.

You are so funny.

Obviously, you think you’re full but you’re not.

Are you all right? Back it up.

Back it up.

You stopped fighting... I’m not fighting.

I’m not saying anything, I’m just...

-I just want you... -Go to bed.

Go to bed.

I’ll go to my room.

-Hang on, one second. -No, don’t touch me.

I’ll go to my bed.

-Wash your hair, mate. -You can go to bed.

Dude, I’m too old for this. Like, I’m not hitting you.

First time I ever got knocked out was in a Taco Bell.

I was a drunk college frat kid.

We were all young.

But A, fighting is just exhausting;

B, do you think this is gonna win her over?

Like, this is only gonna make it worse, mate.

Ugh.

Jay?

Are you okay?

I’m fuming.

What happened?

It’s a power move, because he was trying to get with a girl...

Tasha?

Yes, and because he’s not getting the girl,

-he’s trying to be an alpha. -Correct.

-Personal opinion. -Correct.

That’s 100 percent opinion.

Dave’s behavior is just not healthy.

He’s a mess... he’s drunk, he’s angry.

The last thing I want to do is share a cabin with him tonight.

I just want some space.

Coming up...

Raygan, Raygan, Storm.

Where’s the bosun?

It’s okay to go out and have fun,

but you need to bring it the next day.

Yeah.

My head is spinning.

Oi.

Good morning.

I know, I completely understand that, and I respect that.

Yeah.

My last night, I obviously clearly ----ed up.

I was out of order and disrespectful.

Now, Tash can’t look at me in the eyes,

and how can you blame her?

Do you blame her?

I can’t blame her.

Okay. Thanks.

Top of the morning to you.

What time’d you guys get back?

At 1:30, because when you start doing somersaults

on the dance floor, then you know it’s time to round them up.

Were you doing somersaults?

-No, Ray. -Raygan was?

Yeah.

-Cap, can I head on in? -Yeah, of course.

Thanks.

All right, let’s do this, let’s do this, let’s do this.

Yes, like...

You just throw it in and then just give it to me.

I’ve been here for, like, 10 seconds.

Next time you see this, this is gonna look crisp, professional.

-Yeah. -See you later, babe.

Whose are these?

Kyle?

Natalya, Tasha. We should meet.

Raygan, Raygan, for Storm.

Raygan, Raygan, Storm.

I wanna figure out where Raygan is, so we can talk about...

The game plan.

So, I put this to-do list here.

We need to change out all the flowers,

these bridge deck ones, the main deck;

we’re gonna have to wash the vases.

We need to do welcome towels, welcome drinks.

Like, dude, I’m moving all over the place,

but I’m doing nothing.

No, it’s just irritating.

Let’s just get a hose,

and then let’s just start rinsing, and we...

I think just you and I are gonna do it, mate.

You’re the bosun, you should understand that

if you’re hungover or not, you need to crack on.

What’s important is just to be there.

Like, my sisters used to call me their dad

when they were younger,

because their father was just a piece of sh--.

I used to go to the father barbeques, you know,

like where the fathers would go to the school.

It was always weird for me,

because at the time I was, like, 19, 20 years old.

This is a bunch of bullsh--.

Where’s the bosun?

I’m just gonna have to crack on with the duties at hand,

because laziness makes me frustrated.

Ah!

Congratulations on being the third stew in the laundry.

I mean, I have to literally talk with Tash later,

because you’re gonna have to get demoted to fourth stew.

Let me tell you something about me...

you’ll never catch me in that position.

I am as strong...

Literally, that was so close, I would have died.

Have you seen the deck crew? You seen Jason?

-He’s up on bridge deck. -Bridge deck.

* Everyone’s falling to pieces *

-Jason? -Yo!

Hey, man, I’m sorry about last night, bro.

I didn’t mean to offend you in any way whatsoever.

-Um... -Just so you know.

-Yeah, yeah, -I know you don’t mean to.

Regardless, I apologize,

and that’s sincere, as sincere as it goes.

-Uh... -So, and I’m sorry.

No, you’re...

-I’m really sorry, man. -I appreciate the apology.

Would you like coffee?

I’m gonna make you one.

Oh, yeah?

David, Natasha, Raygan,

let’s meet in the crew mess for our preference sheet meeting.

Copy that.

Copy.

That is the best I can do with the equipment we have...

-Sorry. -Thank you.

Oh, babe.

So, where have you been?

That’s called a "hangover."

Nah... it’s alcohol.

Don’t kid yourself.

When you’re in charge of a deck crew,

the last thing you wanna do on the second charter

is show them that you’re incapacitated

from your hangover.

It’s okay to go out and have fun,

but you need to bring it the next day.

We begin charter today. We’ve gotta step it up.

Charter number two...

Emily Butler works for her family’s business,

Butler and Associates.

As a real estate agent,

Emily is chartering with some of her best friends.

This charter’s top priority includes a bar fully stocked,

and spending sunup to sundown in the water.

They’re also looking to have a Moroccan-inspired sunset dinner.

That food is so good.

Yeah, Moroccan food is super good.

-Yeah. -Super simple and delicious.

-Mm-hmm... -One of ’em hates seafood.

You can jump here any time there.

All the water toys will be in the water.

Note... water sports, water sports, water sports.

Yeah, yeah.

First charter was a hard charter,

-getting to know the boat. -Yeah.

I expect you to pull out every toy...

Yeah.

Everything in the water, first thing.

Because that’ll make me mad.

All right, thank you.

Laundry, laundry, laundry.

What’s the plan, are we just gonna do a wash-down?

Ta?

Provisions?

All crew, all crew, provisions are on the dock.

Copy.

Beer and wines in the laz.

All right, yes, ma’am.

What’s that one, Jason?

Hard liquor.

I’ll be out in a minute.

Well, it’s definitely more organized than last time.

The power team, the couple.

Who’s the couple?

You and Dave.

Come on, you guys are so ----ing in love, it’s not even funny.

Why do you think that? Don’t start rumors.

If you two don’t work out,

it’s always me and you till then.

All right, well, until then, I’m with you.

I hope you’re right, mate.

Ugh.

Okay we’ve still got space, we’re still good.

I need to grab lotion, I need to grab slippers.

So, I’m gonna make mini-margaritas.

Then I wanna do a pineapple upside-down cake shot.

Okay.

Captain, Raygan.

Very nice.

All crew, all crew, get into your whites,

we have five minutes to meet on the dock.

All right, I’ll see you up there.

-Get everything set up. -Yeah.

Inflated.

The first charter, it was just me and Jason.

I was all over the place.

I didn’t have time to do a schedule,

I didn’t have time to arrange anything.

Then this morning I have a very bad hangover.

I understand it’s not professional,

it doesn’t look good.

But now we actually have the whole team.

Yes, chef next to me.

Stormy, make sure you keep your hands

-to yourself this charter, hey? -Yeah.

We should have been way more intoxicated for this.

Okay, here we go.

-Hey, guys. -Welcome!

-Hello, guys! -Hi!

-I’m Emily, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

-Welcome aboard. -Noah.

Noah, nice to meet you, welcome.

Hi, I’m Natasha, lovely to meet you.

All of our shoes.

Welcome aboard Motor Yacht Home.

Our chief stew, Natasha, is gonna show you around,

-gonna show you the boat. -Awesome.

-Perfect, thank you. -Love it.

Should I slip my shoes off?

Yeah, yeah.

-We have the margaritas... -We need to keep ’em coming!

And here, a pineapple upside-down

cake shot that everyone must try.

-Oh, hey! -Oh, no!

All right, so we’re gonna head this way

to the start of the tour.

Oh, my God, this boat is beautiful.

This is the bridge deck aft.

This is probably where you’re gonna eat most of your meals.

And then if we head up to the sundeck...

This is so cool.

Oh, yeah, we’ll be up here.

The amount of beers that I’m gonna be

drinking on this deck is...

Absurd.

All right, so, we can head this way.

Ooh, posh, posh.

Oh, it’s so sweet!

Here comes the luggage.

Got it?

Ah!

Oh, it’s such art.

It’s all handmade, like ciabatta,

this is rosemary focaccia, got a feta and pine nut quiche.

Some of the chefs I’ve had were incredible.

It’s miso-glazed salmon.

-Cajun shrimp? -It’s a Cajun-style shrimp.

Yay!

All right... okay, thank you guys.

I feel like we make him nervous, I like it.

Yeah, it’s all good.

But Dave is like no other chef I’ve ever had on the planet.

Like, he is the true artist.

It’s incredible to witness this guy at work.

I’m gonna try to keep it smooth for you underway.

-Thank you, I appreciate it. -Yeah, yeah.

Is there anything else in that other van, or no?

-No. -Oh, nice.

Less luggage than the last people.

-So, here we have the VIP suite. -Wow.

And then we have the other two cabins down here.

It’s so nice!

Who’s in here?

Well, you’re in charge, you tell who’s in who.

You guys can fight for it.

I’m out of it.

I can stay with Tommy, because we’re family.

-Okay. -So, we’re gonna share the twin.

-That makes the most sense. -Okay.

All luggage on board.

Okay, thank you.

You guys can single up on the bowlines.

Black.

Port side lines are in board.

And then for drinks orders?

Any hard seltzer?

I’ll just take a glass of champagne.

Okay, all lines free, all lines free.

Thank you.

I’ll do a Corona and then one shot for everyone.

For the guests.

The guy?

What do you think so far?

You know what I’m thinking, right?

You’re gonna be working for me soon.

-I’m gonna what? -Be working for me.

I’m gonna be your boss.

Then I’ll be your boss.

Oh, that is actually fire.

Natalya, Natalya, Tasha.

You wanna flip laundry?

Copy.

And then Kyle, give me a hand with drinks.

Copy that.

We’re all clear to go.

On the port side, we have 12 meters.

This is a legit boat.

Port side dolphin, one meter.

This is just so beautiful.

Port side dolphin now clear from stern.

Bow is all clear.

Thank you, Mzi, Raygan... good job.

Thank you.

Okay.

Are you going to give me a hand with the drinks?

-Yeah, ma’am. -All right, darling.

Okay, babe!

You wanna do the shots?

Okay.

And then once you’ve done the shots, hon,

steal the big bucket that had the Coronas and put,

like, loads of little bottles of still and sparkling in it.

Sure.

Can you just start letting these out?

Yeah.

Here we go again, guys.

It’s a beautiful day. It’s amazing.

We’ll Titanic this bitch.

Okay, then, guys.

Let’s do it.

Ooh!

-Skittles! -Here we are, loves.

Wow!

Are we doing paddleboards?

Or is that something we can at least

ask the guests before we do it, or do we just do it?

No.

Cheers!

Cheers to the beginning of the end.

-Yay! -Yeah.

I love this!

Let me get the Seabobs out.

-Oh, no. -What’s up?

What?

I don’t even know where they charge... or how.

I never once have unplugged anything,

so I guess I just thought they were fueled with gasoline.

That’s my apologies, man.

Our man’s back!

-Oh sh--! -The man of the hour.

-Thank you! -You’re welcome.

-They weren’t on charge. -They weren’t on charge?

Yeah, I didn’t know, I thought these were gas.

Yeah, I didn’t even know it was there.

I’ve only been on a boat for, like, five days,

and it is a cluster*bleep* right now.

And I’m getting a little irritated,

because no one’s leading.

Coming up...

Whee!

I’ve seen how much you have consumed,

and congratulations for staying up so long.

After this, I’m gonna go have a look at Venice, Milan.

I’m gonna go find a husband somewhere.

Oh, so you’re not marrying Tash?

I’m gay as hell, babe.

I mean, I would totally.

Anchor down, let’s go to three shackles.

Copy.

Three shackles in the water.

Great, lock it down there.

Copy that.

-Good job. -Thank you.

Cool, cool, let’s get the crane ready, and let’s start moving.

-Yeah. -Do the jet-skis first?

Yeah.

Put that in there.

There, pop that in there, pop that in there.

Pop this.

I am the most organized person in my family.

I would always rearrange my room when I’m little, and, like,

move cabinets and cupboards and color-coordinate.

My pantry back home in Australia is, like, plastic containers,

it’s got all labels on there, everything’s got a home.

So, that’s why I’m, like, I love laundry.

It’s my area, it’s my spot.

I just like to have everything organized my way.

Explain to me what we’re gonna do first?

We’re gonna pump this up,

then we’re gonna start feeding that through.

Then we’re gonna have to tie lines on.

Gotcha.

I like to think personally that I am

a little bit more than green now.

I’ve gained a lot of knowledge last year,

so I feel a lot more confident to sort

of take more authority in situations.

Okay.

Also, with Raygan, there’s miles to go.

Good.

Noah’s where he’s meant to be.

-He’s living his best life. -Mm-hmm.

In 22 years.

I was just thinking that... how the hell did I get here?

-Let’s go get in our swimmies. -Yeah.

You’re getting antsy-pantsy.

Do you guys wanna go change?

-Yeah. -Yee-hoo-hoo!

I’ll ask him if he’s already--

Good job, you.

Aw, I’m so proud of you.

I’m proud of you, too.

-You should try some of this. -Can I?

Yeah, dip it in this.

Mm, I like this one.

-Have you eaten today? -No.

Then eat something.

I honestly think Dave and Tash are such a cute couple.

I’m seeing her smile and be all dainty around Dave, ha, ha, ha.

And then seeing Dave being so soft around her,

because he just melts into Jell-O,

I’m like no, my sus is up, something’s going on here.

Can you hear it, am I going through?

Oh *bleep* man.

You’ve just gotta change it.

I did.

The derrick can be really annoying,

because there’s different pins and different heads

for the jet-ski and the tender.

So, you have to change it every time.

And on this boat, the pin doesn’t come out very easy.

It’s stuck, so you’re, like...

it can take you, like, 20 minutes,

half an hour to actually change it.

I’m sweating like hell.

It’s taken us an hour to do this.

Hi.

Wait, I wanna get on that. What are we doing?

We’ve got a couple more inflatables

that we can actually...

-Mzi, Mzi, Raygan. -Go ahead, Raygan.

It’s gonna be a while.

I’m not gonna be jumping in right now.

Has the banana been blown up?

No, we just finished off the NautiBuoys.

Jason, Jason, Raygan.

The banana should have been inflated.

Sh--’s gonna go down.

We’re putting that one out.

You told me to get the banana boat.

This is the new one, I told you we swapped the old one out.

-Yeah. -We need...

can you go help him with the eFoil?

I’ll do the banana.

I’ll do what my boss tells me to do.

Okay, but I’ve told you that this went into the bow.

Yeah.

That’s why we swapped the other one out.

-Where’s the other one? -The other one’s in--

it is, where all the thing is, it slid into the side.

-Yeah, it’s already in there. -Got it.

Yee! Ha ha ha!

Should we go out here?

Before you get in, let us get a ladder down.

Okay.

Unless you’re okay just stepping off.

-No, that’s fine. -Oh, yeah, we’re fine.

Okay.

They’re literally waiting around.

For tonight, I’ll just have to print the menu.

Give me an hour, and then I’ll have it written.

Yeah.

-All right, sweet. -I’ll be back.

Why is the passarelle not out?

We haven’t brought it out yet.

I can see that, but obviously,

you guys need to sort this out while we’re on the bow.

We’ve been doing all the inflatables.

If you don’t want us to do inflatables

and deal with the passarelle,

just tell us exactly what order you want us to do it in.

This should always be out before you put the toys in.

Can you move that out of the way?

I’ll move it out of the way.

Can you put the eFoil in the water, please,

because it’s a bit heavy.

Raygan, where’s the inflatables?

Start blowing them up.

Let’s do that now.

I’m doing it, yeah, sorry.

This one’s ready.

You got the towline for this? No, that’s not it.

Do you remember where you put the towline?

Is it...

I’ve never inflated this or seen it in my life.

Oh, yeah, awesome, there ya go.

Would one of you guys like to go for a tow on this,

on the back of the tender?

Yeah, just get it in the water.

-Everything in the water. -There you go.

You gotta organize your team, okay?

Yeah, I know.

It’s complete chaos back there.

-I know, I can see that. -So, here’s what I want.

I know, I told them to get everything out,

because we was doing the jet-skis.

Yeah, but you were sitting there watching him hammer that.

You should have been back here, working.

-Yeah, I... -I don’t need you on the bow.

Yeah, of course.

I need you back here, managing this.

Mm-hmm.

You have to organize them,

you have to give them directives, okay?

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

You need that banana blown up,

and you always wanna do it out of the way of the guests.

Yes, of course, yeah.

So, two people standing there talking about a tube...

No, no, no, I don’t wanna hear you complain.

-Yeah. -I wanna see you do your job.

-Okay, yeah, yeah. -Okay?

Jason, you let Storm do that.

I’m gonna get the banana out.

Okay?

You should pumping up, where’s the...

Right there.

She’s in over her head.

What do you think I was doing?

Do you think I was just sitting back here, twiddling my thumbs?

But you’re telling me to do stuff,

I’m getting all the inflatables ready,

then you start bitching me for the passarelle.

So, pick something to bitch about me

and then go for it.

But don’t come back and say...

start nitpicking 30 different things out of order.

Like, I’m telling you, like, we were doing our best.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yeah?

You should see your face.

What’s wrong with it?

You look super stressed-out.

Cheers, bro, appreciate it.

Laundry, laundry,

it’s your friend, it never ends...

laundry!

*bleep*.

Dinner menu.

Octopus with cucumber and sesame,

braised pig’s cheek,

and dessert is a chocolate bombe.

And I’ll come up and explain it.

-Okay. Happy? -Happy.

I love experimenting.

I’ve got some octopus on the preference sheets.

There’s a few people that didn’t like seafood,

but I don’t follow preferences.

It’s always a bit of a gamble.

*bleep* me that’s hot.

I do so much extreme stuff.

I could be in an avalanche, or my chute’s not gonna open

when I jump out the plane,

or I do a base jump and my cord’s gonna twist.

So, yeah, I do gamble.

Are you gonna hop in the shower?

Yeah.

Tash, what am I doing?

Okay, well, we need to set the table.

Okay.

Red wine deep, okay.

We could take out the crane.

I could swim it to the side of the boat.

I’ll meet you there, Storm.

I definitely get my passion from my mother.

She’d had to be fierce because of her life.

I just remember, like, my mom being so tired.

She’d work a full 8:00 to 6:00 job,

and then when my first sister was born,

I was 14 or 15, the only way my sister could sleep

is if we drove her around in the car.

But my mum would be so wrecked that I would have to drive her,

which is not legal at all.

But, like, I just tap into this work mode,

and once I hit it, like, I go.

Okay, up I go.

Mzi and Jason, are you able to please make your way to galley?

Whee!

-Are we ready? -Okay, quickly, service plan.

Yeah.

Me and Mzi will walk left,

Jason will be in front of you and walk right.

Yeah.

And Kyle, can you check the napkins are removed

-from the place settings? -Sure, that’ll I’ll do.

Then run back down.

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Just watch me, and when I put my first plate down,

just go with yours as well.

Are we ready to get this party started?

Yes!

Is my face dry right here?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

I’m gonna remove this,

then it’s easier for us to put that plate down.

Here we are.

-Like, white stuff? -Is that...

No, no, no, there’s no white stuff.

-Okay. -No.

Don’t need to put anything on it?

-No, no, no. -Okay.

-No white stuff. -Thanks.

-Are you ready, guys? -Yeah.

I don’t even know what’s on the menu.

I’m just getting it.

The menu is in front of you.

We’re not gonna...

It’s too much to read right now, okay?

Are they sitting down for dinner?

Oh, I would love to!

Yay!

Sit down!

Tell me about yourself, you live in...

Yeah?

That’s awesome.

Cheers to that!

Bye, Captain Sandy.

Okay, twice-cooked octopus with pea puree and sesame, okay?

To Tommy.

Here we have the twice-cooked octopus.

I do not like octopus.

Oh sh--.

If this is good, this guy’s amazing.

All right, you’re up next.

I mean, I wouldn’t order it again, but it’s good.

Ah!

The way he prepared it was really fabulous,

because it can be chewy like rubbery.

-Calamari is squid, yes? -Yeah.

Yummy in my tummy.

Where does this bad boy go?

Bottom drawer.

Hey, Captain Sandy.

No direction?

You know, it’s hard, isn’t it?

So, you had someone you worked under that was very experienced,

to someone who doesn’t have as much experience.

Yeah.

Mzi’s done a season with me.

He understands what I expect from my crew.

And the bosun’s job is to teach her deck crew.

We can stage towels, chairs, and the shoe basket.

Malia, do you wanna put the swim ladder in?

No, but good question.

You have to be able to lead your team,

and that means giving them direction.

Raygan’s not really demonstrating leadership.

At this point, I’m just hoping to get through this charter.

It’s a bit disjointed.

If there’s structure and direction,

I think it could make a bit more of a difference.

Coming up...

-Noah! -Tommy!

So tired.

-Hey! -Oh!

What are those?

-You going down? -Yeah.

Sounds good, sleep well.

So, next course, pork cheek.

You’re drunk.

Oh sh--.

I’ve seen how much you have consumed,

and congratulations for staying up so long.

Oh, my...

Tommy, come here, come here, let’s go for a little walk.

Come here.

I’m eating!

Oh, jeez.

Coming, Dave.

We’ve got braised confit pig’s cheek with a sweet potato puree.

Oh, my God.

The Prunotto Barolo Italian wine with the pork.

-Ooh! -This is amazing.

There’s no way this can’t suck.

Is it the best?

Oh, my God.

I’m so tired, oh.

Kyle, Kyle, Nat.

Are you able to come to the master for a minute?

Tash, I’m going to quick to help Nat a tiny bit in the cabins.

Thanks, Kyle.

Babe, your food is unreal.

Your drinks are unreal.

Good team, eh?

Yeah.

I promise you, at this point I’m gonna close you up in here.

Yeah!

You’ve been here for three days

and your pussy be throbbing already.

Shut... Kyle!

Noah, if you wake up tomorrow without a hangover,

I’m gonna be so upset.

Oh... He’s 22!

Here we go.

-Are cabins done? -Yeah.

Do you wanna head down?

Good night.

Careful, guys, walking up, because it’ll roll.

I don’t know what you said, honey.

Oh, my God, you guys, look at this.

Oh sh--.

Oh, yay, hello!

Oh, Dave!

How you doing?

The finale!

So, this is, like, a chocolate ball,

and inside the ball

there’s a white chocolate and ginger cheesecake.

Ooh!

So, just gonna pour some hot sauce on the top.

Yeah, do it... whoa.

You’ve outdone yourself.

You are a stud.

This is actually very impressive.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, majorly, yeah.

-Thanks, guys. -Wow.

It is very impressive.

Aw, good work, you.

-Dinner’s done. -Dinner is done.

It’s 12:00, I’m gonna go to bed.

-Good night. -Good night, love.

Good night.

Back to work, mate.

-Noah! -Tommy!

Yo!

Not yet!

Woo!

This is where you make the magic.

Yeah!

This is where the magic gets done.

-Yeah. -Ah!

Hey!

What you looking for, babe?

Noah’s down there.

Get that ----er up here right now.

I will do, cheers.

Ugh.

-You off to bed, Dave? -Yeah.

Good night, you.

All right.

Please don’t touch the washing machines.

Raygan, Raygan, Sandy.

Can you meet me in the bridge?

Yeah, copy.

Oh, God.

A couple things.

I wanna see you succeed on deck.

-Yeah. -You know what I mean?

So, I think I need to know what you need

to help you get organized, you know what I mean, like...

Yeah.

Because when you’re organized,

that’s when you gain the trust from your deck crew,

you know what I mean?

My suggestion to you is that you go practice...

Yeah.

Practice, practice, and put your toys

where you can get them.

I’m realizing where I’m going wrong

and where I should be more as well, so yeah.

But it’s not where you need to be, it’s how you need to lead.

You have to be very clear and concise...

-Yeah. -...on your instructions.

The last thing I wanna do is tear your spirit down.

-Mm-hmm. -I wanna build it up.

Mm-hmm.

But at the same time, I’m here to do a business, and I am...

I’m really struggling.

Like, no one’s being told what to do.

Well, I think...

-I’m gonna be more... -If you want my advice...

Yeah.

You need to figure out your own weaknesses.

Mm-hmm.

That’s where you’re struggling, not them.

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

I walked down that swim platform,

it was complete chaos on that aft deck.

Nothing... there’s no... you have no system.

-Yes, on other boats... -Yeah.

...you had these positions.

But it wasn’t this busy, and it wasn’t, like...

It wasn’t...

It wasn’t horrendous, like this boat.

Obviously, it’s a very, very busy charter,

and a lot of toys going on.

But it’s professionally managed, so...

-No, no, no... -If you want...

if you want them to well...

Super-yachts don’t work like that.

They don’t work differently.

There’s a system in place for safety,

and that really upsets me.

So, you have this time to show me you can do this job.

I need to be able to have a bosun I can trust,

and a bosun that has guest priority.

You know what I mean?

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

Woo!

Cannonball.

Do you want help?

No, I’ve got it.

She’s pretty much completely different at this point.

Why are you being weird?

-How am I being weird? -You are.

It’s making me feel absolutely worthless.

-See that? -That weather?

-The weather. -Yeah.

Unfortunately, I need to haul anchor

and head back to that dock before the wind hits.

Three meters on starboard.

One meter... she’s gonna hit it, man.

We’re gonna hit, we’re gonna hit.

Jesus Christ.

This is the first time in my career

I’ve ever hit the dolphin.