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(person vocalizing)
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(screaming)
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ANNOUNCER: FX's
American Horror Story: NYC.
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ll new, A
ednesdays at 10:00 on FX.W
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("Skyscrapers"
by Bruno Nicolai playing)
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♪
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♪
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It isn't hard ♪
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To see, oh ♪
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The hang-ups we have ♪
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Today ♪
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Said we need to strive for ♪
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More liberty ♪
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♪ Lift yourself up
on your feet ♪
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Let's get it on ♪
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♪ We've been fooling around,
my friends ♪
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- For much too long... ♪
- (Earn snaps fingers)
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Too long ♪
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Too... ♪
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- Huh?
- EARN: You ready to go?
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Oh, no, y'all go ahead.
I'll catch up with you.
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I got a "dep date."
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Dep date?
A picnic with a deputy?
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An underground Johnny Depp film
edited from all his old films.
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DARIUS:
You're both wrong.
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Sensory deprivation tank,
one hour.
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- You were closer.
- I was closer. Yeah.
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Well, it's nice, man.
You know, it's just you alone
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with your thoughts
floating in water.
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It's like being
in the womb again,
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replenishes your mind and soul.
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You should try it.
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Mm.
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Yeah, um, I'll do that when
I, uh, have the time.
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Yeah, I'll try it.
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That almost always
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certainly means no.
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EARN:
You need us to drop you off?
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Nah, I got errands to run
on the way.
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Don't come to this thing
with a full stomach.
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- Van'll be pissed.
- (Darius scoffs)
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I'm like a teenager.
I'll be hungry in an hour.
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Old McAlfred ♪
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Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
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And on this farm ♪
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♪ He broke his foot,
E-I-E-I-O ♪
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With a fuck, fuck you ♪
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- And a fuck, fuck you ♪
- Uh-huh.
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Here a fuck, there a fuck ♪
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Nigga, I'm-a fuck you up ♪
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Old McAlfred had a farm ♪
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- E-I... ♪
- Where he fucked your ho. ♪
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Let's go.
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You could've ended
stronger than that.
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Straight from the Dec ♪
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Came up, came down ♪
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Stayed down, riding long ♪
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♪ Stayed real,
caught the clown ♪
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Took his crown, ATL. ♪
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So, you park your own car,
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you give 'em your keys,
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- and they call it valet.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's not valet to me. That's
giving a stranger your car keys.
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- (laughs)
- I hate that shit.
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That part.
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Yeah, I thought the whole point
of valet was the parking.
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Know what I'm saying? I should
be able to toss you my keys
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and be like, "Nah, nigga,
keep it. I got another one."
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- I don't understand it.
- Yeah.
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So, this place, it's supposed
to have a really good spot.
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Ooh, wait, wait, wait. Shit,
oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- (snaps fingers)
- Damn.
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- Come on, bro.
- Oh, man,
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I know exactly where
I'm going after this. (laughs)
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- (sniffs) You smell that?
- Yeah.
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It smell like the manager
mean as hell.
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You know, this is exactly why
we're going to this thing, okay?
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You need to be able
to support your own.
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(smacks lips)
God, man.
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This is the first Black-owned
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sushi restaurant in Atlanta. So...
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This guy DeMarcus studied under
real sushi masters in Japan.
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It's legit.
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Okay, so they serve fried rice?
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No, man, sushi. Sushi.
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All right.
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Van's friend invested
in this place, so, you know,
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you'd be helping him out
a lot by eating here.
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This it?
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Oh, hold up, man.
Didn't this, uh,
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used to be a Blockbuster?
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(door chimes)
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Hell yeah, this used to be
a Blockbuster, man.
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- PHARMACIST: Next.
- Oh.
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I've got a prescription
for "Eze."
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It's spelled E-Z-E,
like "Easy."
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I mean, not like Eazy-E,
but E-Z-E.
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One moment.
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- Yeah.
- (typing)
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(sighs)
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PHARMACIST:
I don't see anything here for you.
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Are you sure? I mean, you guys
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just sent me a notification, so...
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Can you check the back?
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Sorry, I'm just running late
for my float sesh.
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- Uh... (sighs)
- So... Thank you.
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Mm.
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Uh... I-I'm sorry,
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I overheard
what you were saying.
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Were you talking about
a sensory deprivation session
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or shitting?
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(chuckles)
Uh, sensory deprivation,
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actually.
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I just started doing that
about a year ago.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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I go with a group
of girlfriends.
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- It's the best.
- It's-it's great, right?
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It's a sort of...
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soothing therapy, really.
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- It really is.
- Yeah.
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We used to be a book club.
Now, we call ourselves
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the Flo-teps. (laughing)
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The what? The Flo-teps? (laughs)
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- It's silly. (laughs)
- It's clever.
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You know, I, uh...
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I had to stop going
because I got too deep into it.
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The visions in the tank
can be so intense.
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I started to lose track
of what was real.
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Yes. I... I-I sometimes
get into it too much.
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When-when that happens, though,
I found a little trick
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to help anchor myself.
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What is that?
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(whispers):
Closer.
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A thick Judge Judy.
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(laughing):
Wait, wait a minute.
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- What in the hell
are you saying? - DARIUS: Shh, shh, shh...
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Thick Judge Judy.
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- Yeah.
- Like, thick thighs and tits?
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Yes, and booty,
really, you know,
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doesn't matter which body part
you use,
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- but, uh, the idea is...
- (laughing)
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...Judge Judy is always
on TV, right?
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So, if I see her
and she's thick,
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I know I'm in the tank.
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- (chuckles)
- Interesting.
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Can I ask you something,
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and I don't want to be, like,
too personal or anything, but
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your prescription,
are you here for anxiety?
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Oh, actually, no.
I'm-I'm here because my...
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my baby needs antibiotics,
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but I have done everything.
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Zoloft, Lexapro, you name it.
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N-Now I've changed,
completely changed my lifestyle.
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I'm pretty much a vegan.
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My baby's father
thinks I'm crazy,
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but it-it works for me.
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(chuckles) Yeah.
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I think...
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I think I was trained
for a long time
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to look at this world
like a battle,
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and, in some ways, it is.
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But...
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I'm a part of this world, too,
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this big thing,
and I'm allowed to dance
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in it how I want to.
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As a matter of fact,
I demand that I do.
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(both chuckle)
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PHARMACIST:
Mr. Eze.
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Um... (clears throat)
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Can I say something?
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Of course.
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You have a beautiful spirit.
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Thank you for sharing
your time with me.
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Wow.
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Thank you. You, uh...
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I'm grateful for you, too.
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Maybe I'll catch you
in a dep sesh sometime.
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Or I'll catch you.
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- (chuckles)
- Be well.
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(grunts)
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- Hey.
- Sup, boo?
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(grunts, mutters)
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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- WAITRESS: Enjoy.
- Yeah, thank you, thank you. - VAN: Thank you.
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Thanks for coming, Al.
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Yeah, no problem, not a problem.
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VAN:
Uh, they're really excited that you're here,
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so I think we'll get
good service.
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(chuckles)
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Thank you.
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The chef would like to meet with
you all before we get started,
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if that's all right?
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- Yeah, that's cool.
- VAN: Yeah, thank you.
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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- Yeah, thank you.
- All right, cool.
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(sighs)
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I mean, if I'm-a do low tier,
I'm-a do it the right way.
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- EARN: Come on, man,
that's not fair. - Hell it ain't.
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Y'all talking about Popeyes?
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We'll go after, I promise.
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I... I thought you wanted
to come here?
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I do want to come here, but...
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I can't stop thinking
about the Popeyes.
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Why do you think I sat
facing away from it?
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- Hello.
- Hey. - VAN: Hi.
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- What's going on?
- My name is Chef Kenny.
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We'll be serving you
omakase today
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since it's a special occasion.
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DeMarcus is a big admirer
of your work,
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and he's honored
to have you here.
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Thank you.
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Sup!
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EMPLOYEES:
What's up!
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(insects trilling)
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♪ That mean I ain't
got to worry 'bout no ♪
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Fuck nigga cheating... ♪
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LONDON:
Darius!
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Darius X.
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Why you hiding from me, baby?
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London? Oh! (laughs)
Wait a... London.
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I-I'm hiding from you?
You hiding from me.
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I hit you up, like,
two months ago
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about that, uh, that
lockdown party, you remember?
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You know I change my number
every couple months.
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- Facts.
- Email me, like the underground days.
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Uh... no.
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Kind of put them days behind me.
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What? Wait, wait, wait.
Come here.
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(brakes squeal)
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- You used to be wild.
- No, you
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used to be wild.
I was always safe.
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- Oh...
- (laughing)
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- Mm...
- (chuckles)
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Well...
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it was nice to see you.
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It was nice seeing you.
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Hey. Where you headed?
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Uh, sensory deprivation tank.
I got an appointment over there.
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- Where?
- (horn blaring)
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Bitch! Shut up!
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What you say?
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It's, uh, uptown.
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I'm going that way anyway.
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Get in. I want to catch up.
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I mean, I could just walk.
I was already,
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- uh...
- Boy, if you don't get in here.
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F-R-E-E, fuck nigga free ♪
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♪ That mean I ain't
got to worry... ♪
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- LONDON: Come on.
- All right.
252
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- LONDON: I want to catch up.
- Never question the queen.
253
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,955
("Peraí" by Jean Paulo Campos
playing)
254
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,024
Woo-hoo!
255
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,994
I love this song.
256
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,297
This shit got so much soul.
257
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,665
Shit is good.
258
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,968
- Weed?
- Oh, I...
259
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,137
I usually don't smoke
before these things, so...
260
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,974
But...
261
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,844
how often am I with London
from the south side?
262
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,013
There you go.
263
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,648
(laughs)
264
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,753
Can I have some
of that water?
265
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,655
Yeah, if you want
to get fucked up.
266
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,157
- Huh?
- (laughs)
267
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,826
That's vodka. You know
268
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,828
I'm lit. (laughs)
269
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,997
I've been "macro-dosing"
all day.
270
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,333
- (both laugh)
- Macro-dosing?
271
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:50,370
- I haven't heard that one.
- (siren whoops)
272
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,172
Shit!
273
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,340
Hand me my glasses.
274
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,008
(siren wails)
275
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,845
- Damn.
- Put your foot on that beer bottle.
276
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,851
I'm-a speed this thing up
a little bit,
277
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,518
air this thing out.
278
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,531
You are sober,
279
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,933
London.
280
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,144
Hello, Mr. Officer.
281
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,113
What seems to be the problem?
282
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,050
Appears you have
an illegal tint.
283
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,718
Really?
284
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,221
I'm sorry, this my mama car.
285
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,057
OFFICER:
Your mother drives a murdered-out Nissan Altima?
286
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,927
I know. My mom,
287
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,062
she got to stunt on them.
288
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,565
Have you been drinking
today, ma'am?
289
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,601
Of course not.
290
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,070
- OFFICER:
What's that right there? - Water.
291
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,572
- OFFICER: Really?
- Yeah.
292
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,742
Yeah, if it were vodka,
would I do this?
293
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,077
Whoa...
294
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,113
(plastic crinkling)
295
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,757
Whoo!
296
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,296
Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.
297
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,937
Act white, just...
298
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,340
OFFICER:
Step over to the curb for me, please.
299
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,779
Walk a straight line.
300
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,520
Arms out wide.
301
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,791
Touch the tip of your nose
with your forefinger.
302
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:59,166
How many seasons of Homeboys
in Outer Space were there?
303
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,034
One.
304
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,673
You have a nice day, ma'am.
305
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,909
- What?
- LONDON: Thank you.
306
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,646
(indistinct radio chatter)
307
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,915
10-4. All clear.
308
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,350
Hey!
309
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,818
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!
310
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,320
- What're you doing with... Hey!
- (laughing)
311
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,655
Are you crazy?
What are... what're you doing?
312
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,157
I don't know. Let's go.
313
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,658
How'd you even do that?
Like...
314
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,195
- (bicycle bell dings)
- Whoa!
315
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,929
(gasps)
316
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,165
(stammers) What?
317
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,833
- I'm sorry!
- What-what-- Where are you going?
318
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,669
I'm sorry!
This is all your fault!
319
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,338
What do you mean? Oh!
320
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,541
(coughs)
321
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,676
(gasping)
322
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,181
You okay?
323
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,450
(exhales)
324
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,052
(spits)
325
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,854
(chuckles) Yeah, I'm fine. I...
326
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,856
I guess I just kind of...
327
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,359
freaked out a little bit.
It's all right.
328
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,860
No, it's-it's all good.
329
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,562
- It happens.
- (sighs)
330
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,431
Would you like to take a break
in the tearoom?
331
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,202
Yes, tearoom. Let's do that.
332
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,370
(grunting)
333
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,310
Whew...
334
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,546
(sighs)
335
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,214
I'll fetch you some tea
in the tearoom
336
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,550
while you go relax
in the tearoom.
337
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,912
Oh, thanks.
338
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,447
You're welcome.
339
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,249
WOMAN:
Is this your first time?
340
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,019
No, actually, I, uh,
341
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,422
come here once a week.
342
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,591
Cleanses my spirit.
343
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,693
Mm. I know.
344
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,028
My favorite part is the tearoom.
345
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,530
The tea in the tearoom
346
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,100
- is amazing for sure.
- Mm.
347
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,870
W-Why do y'all
keep saying "tearoom"?
348
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,872
(chuckles)
349
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,542
Be-Because it's the tearoom.
350
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,611
(both laughing)
351
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,621
(laughter continues)
352
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,069
Oh, my gosh. What is happening?
353
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,239
- (women gasp)
- Wake up!
354
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,341
- I-I don't understand. I...
- Don't come back.
355
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,477
Hey. Hey, man,
I thought it was a dream.
356
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,713
Damn.
357
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,592
(music playing quietly)
358
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,261
How's the chicken skin salad
going?
359
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,663
It's salty, man.
360
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,865
But not salty enough.
361
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,437
Excellent. Well, I'll be
right back with your next dish.
362
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,705
Let me take this
out of the way for you.
363
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,607
- Thank you.
- I'll take that, too.
364
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,609
- Thank you.
- No problem.
365
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,044
(sighs)
366
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,882
Can we please
get the hell out of here?
367
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,518
What? No. We're not
doing that to them.
368
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:43,190
VAN:
The rice has corn in it. I just can't.
369
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,191
I fuck with
the yellow rice, okay?
370
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,858
Uh, points for the idea.
371
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,361
This shit is gross.
372
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,730
It's gross, man.
373
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,365
That chef over there
is making sushi rolls
374
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,066
with his bare-ass hands, Earn.
375
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,803
♪ Or one of us will leave here
tonight in a hearse ♪
376
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,805
♪ When we'll be tried by 12
and fertilizing daisies... ♪
377
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,808
Yeah, the fish is raw,
but it's warm.
378
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,910
Like, I feel like
that can't be safe.
379
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,545
Can we please...
can we just please
380
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,315
just go across the street, man,
get lunch real quick,
381
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,816
and stop lying
to these Black folk?
382
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,152
It's a Black sushi
fusion restaurant, okay?
383
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,889
There's gonna be a couple of
new ideas thrown at you, okay?
384
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,726
- Can we please
keep our minds open? - (Van groans)
385
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,662
Could I interest you on a refill
of, uh, hot white Hennessy?
386
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,731
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be
tried by 12... ♪
387
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,733
I need, I need, I need, uh,
I need the bathroom, man.
388
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,568
- Yeah, yeah, I gotcha.
- Uh, uh, got me on that?
389
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,903
All right. Cool. I'm-a just...
I'm-a run to the bathroom.
390
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,240
So we might catch a body... ♪
391
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,575
- Hey.
- Be careful.
392
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,843
- You got it, man?
- Hey, I'm good, man. I'm good.
393
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,245
- All right.
- (clears throat)
394
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,249
(groaning)
395
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,022
(grunts)
396
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,091
- (sighs) Oh.
- (phone chimes)
397
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,603
(message sends)
398
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,939
(knocking)
399
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,976
Hey, man.
400
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,645
(laughs)
Yo. What are you doing here?
401
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,547
Uh, I just was
in the neighborhood,
402
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716
and, um, thought I'd come by.
403
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,785
(laughs)
You lying.
404
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,556
- Hey.
- Come on.
405
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,991
- What's up, man?
- What's up?
406
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,993
- Is it okay if I hug you?
- Of course, man.
407
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,228
- All right.
- Can't get no sicker.
408
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,663
- All right.
- (laughs)
409
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,832
- Come in, bro.
- Yo.
410
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,502
- Ugh.
- I was just, um...
411
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,370
Got something for you.
412
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,507
You know they deliver, right?
413
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,009
Yeah. I mean,
I got the app on my phone,
414
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,645
lets me know, so I just thought
I'd help you out.
415
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,015
- Ah. Well, that's nice.
- Yeah, well...
416
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,485
- Oh, come have this jollof.
- Yeah. Uh...
417
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,821
(laughing):
Wait. Wait. Who made jollof?
418
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,356
- My roommate, bro.
- (laughs)
419
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,824
Who the hell
you think made it?
420
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,191
- Like, come on.
- (laughs)
421
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,160
(TV playing quietly)
422
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,164
Um, I can't really
have any right now,
423
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,334
'cause I'm about to go meet up
with some people,
424
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,835
get some food, so...
425
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,371
Wait, you're not staying?
426
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,677
(laughs) I'm kidding.
It's cool. Don't worry about it.
427
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,612
(laughs)
428
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,381
I mean, I'll stay
if you want me to.
429
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,685
Oh, boy, I don't want you
in here. I want you out there.
430
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,521
Have fun. Go see your people.
431
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,623
JUDGE JUDY:
Great. Now I got the picture...
432
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:35,194
I'll take half a bowl of jollof.
(chuckles)
433
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,966
Okay. I'm gonna get you
a full bowl.
434
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,802
- Just eat half.
- (laughing): Okay. Thank you.
435
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,537
JUDGE JUDY:
What else do you want?
436
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,874
(TV continues playing
indistinctly)
437
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,615
(sighs)
438
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,891
(mutters)
439
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,295
I miss you, man.
440
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,298
Miss you.
441
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,469
How's Mom?
442
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,842
(laughs)
443
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,611
What about Dad?
444
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,315
Yeah.
445
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,358
MAN (on TV): ...to get
a check cut and sent to us.
446
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,861
JUDGE JUDY:
Pay your son's bills. The case is dismissed.
447
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,363
They sound like very nice
people to me. Outrageous.
448
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,033
♪
449
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,501
Whoa.
450
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,271
Damn.
451
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:53,540
BOTH:
Damn.
452
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,942
(gasps loudly)
453
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,144
(coughing)
454
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,713
- (gasping)
- Are you okay?
455
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,149
Hey, I thought you said I
couldn't turn over in here, man.
456
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,317
I-I've never seen that before.
457
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,320
Wait. (panting)
458
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,657
How long was I asleep?
459
00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:13,125
I-I don't know.
About 30 minoots?
460
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,894
Maybe 35.
461
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,328
Wait. Wait. What?
462
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,965
(echoing):
30 minoo...!
463
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,000
(gasps, coughs)
464
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,905
(panting)
465
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,975
(yelling)
466
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,752
(music playing quietly)
467
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,754
You were gone for a while, man.
468
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,189
Yeah, man. That's 'cause, uh,
469
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,691
the bathroom was in the Rainbow
across the street.
470
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,358
EARN:
Damn.
471
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,327
- I'm going to Popeyes right now.
- What?
472
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,196
Wait. We still have
the main meal.
473
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,698
Hey, do you know
what time it is?
474
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,500
You know what time it is?
It is 2:55 p.m.
475
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,167
That means, in five minutes,
that Popeyes across the street
476
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,703
is gonna be filled
with goddamn high schoolers.
477
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,370
And our only chance of getting
a goddamn chicken sandwich
478
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,707
is gonna be goddamn next week,
so I'm out, goddamn it.
479
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,675
- How was the bathroom, sir?
- Far, nigga. It was far.
480
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,844
Well, uh, we have a surprise
for you guys today.
481
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,713
It's the, uh, chef's special--
482
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:09,015
a very rare delicacy,
especially here in Georgia.
483
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,717
Blowfish cheek.
484
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,184
And as you all have
probably heard,
485
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,186
blowfish are extremely poisonous
486
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,355
and must be cut
with a skilled hand.
487
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,725
But Chef Kenny--
he studied with the finest,
488
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,527
and Demarcus oversaw
the cutting himself.
489
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,229
Itadakimasu.
490
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,368
Yeah, I ain't doing that, man.
491
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,370
- I'm sorry?
- I said I'm not doing it!
492
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,472
All right, look, thank y'all
for your service and everything.
493
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,907
The ambiance is beautiful,
the art is great,
494
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,543
but we... we got to go.
495
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:39,546
But, sir, the-the blowfish is
a rare delicacy. I can assure...
496
00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,480
Yeah, man. I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is, but we got...
497
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,650
I got a rap thing
that we got to go to, so, we...
498
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,552
- We double-booked.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
499
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,654
DEMARCUS:
You're going to Popeyes.
500
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,789
Aren't you?
501
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:53,059
ALFRED:
No, man. No.
502
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,061
Yes, you are.
503
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,496
They all do.
504
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,732
Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, man.
505
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,234
- We-we got to rap thing...
- You know,
506
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:07,273
there's a movie theater
two blocks away from here.
507
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,242
The night
Queen Slim premiered,
508
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,579
we were filled.
509
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,781
Line out the door.
510
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,116
Black people hopped up
511
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,653
on nationalism
coming to support their own.
512
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,356
15 minutes later,
513
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,759
we were empty.
514
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,864
Not one person ate the blowfish.
515
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,300
Not one.
516
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,368
Just a bunch of Yelp reviews
517
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,605
that all said the same thing.
518
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:41,708
"This nigga serving
poison fish."
519
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,710
- Hey, listen, man. I...
- Do you know
520
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,980
the traditional way to make
sushi is with your bare hands?
521
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:52,985
And that sushi should be served
at room temperature?
522
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,823
Every Japanese sushi restaurant
523
00:25:56,823 --> 00:26:00,793
worth its soy sauce
does it that way,
524
00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:03,830
and no one seemed to notice.
525
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:07,133
But if a brother
526
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:12,639
from Alabama
does it the same way,
527
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,007
suddenly, the fish is dirty.
528
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:18,410
- Yeah, but y'all serving us...
- You know, in Japan,
529
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,146
there's a sushi restaurant
530
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,681
that can't even
take reservations
531
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,851
from the general public
because it is so acclaimed?
532
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:27,353
You want to know where it is?
533
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:32,491
It's on the Ginza line
in a Tokyo subway station.
534
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,493
I know because my master,
535
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:37,229
Yuji Watanabe, studied there.
536
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,499
You see, he taught me
537
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:43,670
that it doesn't matter
where you serve the sushi.
538
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:46,205
A subway,
539
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:49,842
- an old Blockbuster Video.
- (whispers): I knew it.
540
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,011
It doesn't matter.
541
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:56,448
He says, if the sushi's good,
542
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,751
people will come.
543
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,190
But I guess my master was never
a nigga from Florida.
544
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,526
- Listen, brother man.
- Don't give me that "brother" shit!
545
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,905
This entire dinner,
546
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:21,708
you have been staring
across the street
547
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,743
at a modern-day Coon Chicken,
548
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:27,880
served to you by an Aunt Jemima,
549
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,049
who lies to you repeatedly,
550
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,218
telling you it is her recipe
551
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,054
and that she is benefiting
from it.
552
00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,489
It is not her recipe.
553
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,226
You know who owns that recipe?
554
00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:44,230
An Italian man and his family,
555
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,565
none of which
have married Black.
556
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:51,070
I heard some of them even moved
from New Orleans to New Jersey.
557
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,742
New... Jersey.
558
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,744
ALFRED:
All right, man. (laughs)
559
00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,746
All right, I get it.
560
00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,413
Oh, you get it?
561
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,615
Yeah. Yeah, I-I get it.
562
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:06,285
- You get it now?
- I get it now, man.
563
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,955
Then eat it.
564
00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:16,428
(Alfred chuckles)
565
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:18,965
- What?
- Eat it.
566
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:23,469
- Eat my poison fish, brother.
- Al...
567
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,207
Oh, let me guess.
568
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,542
You want some hot sauce
to go with it, brother?
569
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,612
(laughing maniacally)
570
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:40,052
All right, man. All right,
uh, you made your point,
571
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,121
- Demarcus, okay?
- Look outside.
572
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,330
That's the future.
573
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,332
That's our future.
574
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:57,136
Salted and battered.
575
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,740
Being sold back to us
in our own image.
576
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,342
(kids laughing)
577
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,578
See, the problem with us is
578
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,215
we don't trust each other.
579
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,153
"Don't trust a Chicago nigga,
580
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,189
they're shady."
581
00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:20,026
"Don't believe niggas
from New Orleans,
582
00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:22,228
they're slimy."
583
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:26,265
"Gotta watch out
for them New York niggas.
584
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,667
They're bound to hit a lick."
585
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:33,840
We've been told time
and time again
586
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,876
the only person you can trust...
587
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,851
...is yourself.
588
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,518
Right?
589
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,962
Lock the doors.
590
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,064
What?
591
00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:01,400
(Darius yelling)
592
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,869
VAN:
Darius?
593
00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,303
- Oh, shit!
- Ah!
594
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,872
Get in my pink Maserati.
It's outside. Go, go, go, go!
595
00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:09,141
- Hey, thanks again!
- (overlapping shouting)
596
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,644
("Dream of a Lifetime"
by Marvin Gaye playing)
597
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,214
Fight me! Fight me!
598
00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:18,217
(engine revs)
599
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:21,287
♪
600
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:36,302
♪
601
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:43,309
♪
602
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,818
♪
603
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,822
♪
604
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,370
(laughing) Oh, shit.
605
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,205
That was the best Popeyes
606
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,607
- I've ever had in my life.
- It was good, right?
607
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,876
ALFRED:
Oh, my God, yo.
608
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,946
Food tastes better when
you think you're about to die.
609
00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,481
ALBERT:
Oh, my God, man, that shit is so true.
610
00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,550
I was kind of scared, though.
611
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,053
You know that this, technically,
is all your fault.
612
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,955
- (laughter)
- I'm just playin'.
613
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,293
Hey, D, where the fuck
you get that car from, man?
614
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:37,296
(laughs)
I stole it.
615
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:40,066
- (laughter)
- This nigga.
616
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:43,335
- What you mean?
- What do you mean, man?
617
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:46,538
I stole it from the valet. Yeah.
618
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,241
- The...
- EARN: What?
619
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,342
Nigga, you had us
620
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,078
- in a stolen car?
- Are you serious?
621
00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:53,345
VAN:
You can get in trouble for that.
622
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,680
Nah, I'm not worried about
getting in trouble.
623
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,148
I'm still in the tank.
624
00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:00,252
- What?
- (Earn groans)
625
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,022
Darius, you're not in the tank.
626
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,691
I am.
627
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,027
No, you're not in the tank.
628
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:11,163
You're really here,
and we're really your friends.
629
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:14,000
Maybe it's just, uh,
my dream,
630
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,103
and you are just in it.
631
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,904
Always have been.
632
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,543
(slurping)
633
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,712
Uh, well, okay.
634
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:30,449
Um... hey, y'all wanna smoke
some of my weed?
635
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,950
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
636
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,951
ALFRED:
Yeah, let's do it, man.
637
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,353
No better time than now.
638
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,389
Don't worry, man,
it's gonna be fine.
639
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:38,524
Ah, well...
640
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:41,360
Just, I don't...
641
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,396
Hey, look. Hey, you rollin'.
642
00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,399
- Whew.
- EARN: Do you know how to roll one?
643
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,036
Ah, she knows.
I'll meet you out there, man.
644
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,040
- Hey, man.
- Huh?
645
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,374
- You wanna come?
- Oh, yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.
646
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:59,478
I will join you out there.
Just wait for me, sir.
647
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,547
- All right, well...
- Yeah.
648
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,149
- All right.
- Go.
649
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,251
All right, man.
650
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,388
- ALFRED: Oh, no.
- EARN: How long is it gonna take?
651
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,722
I don't even know, man.
652
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:13,392
That's why I ain't even
part of that shit.
653
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,894
♪
654
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,667
(insects chirping)
655
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,736
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
656
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,583
...is to make a decision
657
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,950
as to whether or not...
658
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,952
(sighs)
659
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:48,927
(sirens wailing nearby)
660
00:33:55,801 --> 00:34:01,707
There's a song that I sing ♪
661
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:05,043
Whenever I'm sad ♪
662
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,946
Feeling bad ♪
663
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:14,286
There's a place in my head ♪
664
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:20,326
♪ That I go
when I'm feeling low ♪
665
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,666
I can trust in the melody ♪
666
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,902
In the song I can find me ♪
667
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:35,974
♪ Ever since I lost you,
I've been so lost, too ♪
668
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:39,345
In our love there is harmony ♪
669
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:44,150
♪ And I want to see
this love through with you ♪
670
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:52,691
There is a song you can sing ♪
671
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:55,527
There's a quiet place ♪
672
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:58,164
All you got to do is space ♪
673
00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:01,367
There's a song ♪
674
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:04,170
That I sing ♪
675
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:07,339
Whenever I'm sad ♪
676
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,376
Feeling bad. ♪
677
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,587
Captioned by
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678
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,527
What's so great in Atlanta
679
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,196
that you can't just
leave it behind?
680
00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:35,201
(shouting)
Oh! We outside!
681
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,303
- (screams)
- I watch Criminal Minds,
682
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,405
and I know when someone's up
to something twisted.
683
00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,240
- (siren blaring)
- Oh, my goodness.
684
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,545
- Hey, wait, man.
Wait, wait, wait. - Wake up!
685
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:47,713
(screams)
686
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,882
Oh, this feel
illegal as hell.
687
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,919
ANNOUNCER: FX's Atlanta,
the final season.
688
00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,825
(chanting)
Wrexham! Wrexham! Wrexham!
689
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,893
Well, hello there, Wrexham.
690
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:05,063
RADIO HOST:
I've got Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney,
691
00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:07,733
he new owners of Wrexham A.F.C.t
692
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,901
- You feel like you know
what you're doing? - Absolutely not.
693
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,770
(cheering)
694
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:14,473
Football's more than a game
to the people of this town.
695
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,408
MCELHENNEY: There is
a version of the story
696
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:19,077
where it doesn't work
and we are villains.
697
00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,579
REYNOLDS: It's gonna work.
698
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,981
ANNOUNCER:
FX's Welcome to Wrexham.
699
00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,783
Now streaming.
700
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,758
I'm looking for one of you
to take the mantle of leadership.
701
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,760
It shall be I who leads.
702
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,696
- [groans]
- FYI, Cyril, this jungle has trees.
703
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:39,998
Archer, what are you doing?
704
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:41,667
I'm just embracing
my new philosophy
705
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,435
of doing what I want
when I want.
706
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,104
Archer,
you're gonna get us all killed.
707
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,807
- PAM: Well, at least he'll die
oing what he loves.d - ARCHER: Whoo-hoo!
708
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,444
- Being an idiot.
- ARCHER: Whoo!
709
00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,012
ANNOUNCER: FX's Archer.
710
00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:56,448
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711
00:36:56,498 --> 00:37:01,048
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