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(music) upbeat hip hop beat

So, Shodi owes me $400 from our trip to Mohegan Sun. So he sent me this five team parlay.

We’re going to see if it hits. Ane he can win his money back without achuly having to pay me.

If it looses he owes me $500, if it wins he does’t have to pay me anything.

(Bryce) Whats the bet?

Whats the bet Shodi?

(Joe) Tigers

Astros

Sporting Kansas City tie no bet

New England Revolution tie no bet

And fuck dude whats the third

Its another MLS game

(Bryce) Man I love betting on MLS

(laughter)

Me too... Whats the third one Paul?

I don’t know (Bryce) So many games he doesn’t even know (Joe) Cincinnati

(music) hard metal

Up the middle and a base hit

Tigers one nothing. End of the first baby. Lets go

(Joe) Oh wow dude. Thats Brisket? What style? Texas style?

I donn’t know. I guess I’m doing Texas style. I’m doing it at 200 degrees for about 16 hours.

(Joe) Holy shit. going into thish thing. How is that going to fit in there?

Oh it will fit.

some times you have to flip it up agenst the wall and it will shrink down. And then it will fit in there perfect. I’ve done it.

I did a 22 pounder in here before.

(Joe) Wow dude your like a fucking pro with getting that fucking plastic off.

Yep... yes sir

See look it fits. And watch it will shrink down to where its not on the wall anymore (Joe) wow

3 - 2

Ground ball... off the glove of Rodriguez.

They dont get Cabrero and evrybody is safe.

This is Heal... and now hes with Mcnamara hard and low. Its a good start, the follow up, thrashed in... Bumburly

Ass beat buddy... Want your fucking ass beat buddy.

(Paul) Dude...dude

(Paul) Dude what the F man

(Paul) Dude... dude. What are you doing man?

(Joe) is this on... Man is thing thing on?

(Paul) What a douche bag man

(Joe) Better cut that out of there

(Paul) Whats the score Shodi?

(Joe) Tigers 3 - 2 New England Revolution 2 - 0

(Bryce) He’s got to film me again... It never ends.

(Bryce) He thinks hes fameouse from 200 followers

(Joe) I told you

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(sound) golf club hitting galf ball

Thats too deep

(sound) Ball bouncing off road

well... I’m done.. Hopefuly that didn’t hit that car.

Shodi dude I was down big playing live dealer so I put $400 playing live dealer Blackjack. And it was freezing dude. I got the buffering thing. I had 13 agenst a queen. The dealers reaction was funny. He said “STAND”

(laughter)

And the dealer busts and he goes “good decision”

(Joe) Would you have busted?

I don’t know

(Joe) You would of had to of

But it was one of theose where you don’t shere a hadn. Evryone gets their own hand. And I put $400 down and it hit

(Joe) Yeah... If you wou;d have hit you eather would have had 21 or busted. If the dealer busted

Dude that was crazy bro

Shodi, Whats the score of the game man?

Everything... I’m over it man

(Bryce) I’m over the vlog... Is the game over?

(Paul) Did you win Shodi... Did you win your 6 teamer?

(Joe) Thers still six innings to go

(Pual) well, what about all the other games?

(Bryce) Tigers... Did you take it out?... Did you take it out?

(Joe) No

(Bryce) Good

(Paul) Whats going on? So there all winning?

(Joe) Tigers 4 - 2 New England Revolution 4 - 0

(Bryce) Whats the other baseball game?... The Astros... There loosing

Lance Mccullers is having a stinker... real stinker

(laughter)

wooo, he got mad... He’s showing off for the camera. Thats what he does (laughter)

(Paul) Shodi, whats going on with your parlay?

Biggest favorite is down big Bastion

So you could go five and one and still lose

(Paul) So close to paying your debt off with me

(Bryce) Its not over

(Paul) No, he did tie no bit withch I think is a good move

(Paul) Man Shodi, you might be oweing me $446

(Paul) I hope it hits dude. I mean tie no bet. That will be good. That wil be a push if they can score a goal.

(Paul) What its over already?

Nope another 16 minutes left

(Paul) Astros tied it up

Drives one deep to left field... Altuve three home runs in two games

(Paul) Take a drag of that Seneca Dry

(music) Dramatic music

(sound) cash register

(sound) cash register

(sound) cash register

(sound) crowd noise... baseball bat hitting ball

Tucker pops one up. Three pop ups in the inning. Ernie Clement the third basemen puts it away for the final out.

Get this shit off the screen.

(Joe) Thanks Paul

sorry you stuck aroud for that

Thats why baseball is such fucking garbage

Get the fuck out of my face

(music) Mr. Bright Side - The killers