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new york

very good thai food

"i need to eat more fruits"

watch me and ashley attempt to get a cab

attempt 1:

that's so sad!

i'm like:

Ashley!! it's Ashley!!

new strategy

lets go to the intersection

got distracted by a fox

"where did you find that, on the ground??"

I don't know

"what??"

it was just on the ground...

*unintelligible**

"i found a fox"

attempt 2:

*changing strategy again*

oh is that light on? oh yes!!

come on we got one, we got one

"let's go"

"let's gaur"

whats up!

this- this is Ashley

yes hi guys it's Ashley I'm here with the beautiful Hannah!

stoppp

wait wha-

TAKE 2:

it's... it's Ashley!

let's go!

my childhood hero

you're MY hero!

our shenanigans continued...

we had to say goodbye to ashley :(

i still have like 4 books that i need to finish i just realized, so...

maybe not

do they have like.. do they have.. *starts making random unintelligible noises*

omygod you

Massachusetts

it's so Korean

we should just like explore like the places

i haven't seen this in ages!

do you want one?

"yeah"

"no just drink mine"

car talk intermission

hello and welcome to what I like to call "intermission" within the New York Vlog

because I simply forgot to film in New York

in other news I got this mini mic...

mini mic

and so I want to kind of use this, check it out

and you see it's connected to my phone

and I honestly quite like this mic, I quite like it

I feel like a little reporter you know?

how-how was your day?

I see, I understand. I... I...

thats- that was not part- that was not part of the-

I am a horrible YouTuber, vlogger whatever you want to call it

that was not part of the plan I did-

I did not plan that

that was not part of MY plan

yeah I just I wanted to apologize because I simply did not film enough for the New York Vlog

and I just want to see you know how.. how.. how has your day been?

what have you guys been up to?

let me- let me in. let me in.. in your little secrets

what have you been up to?

great well I have been up to...

uh, what have I been up to?

I feel like my hair has grown out a lot

I don't know if I want to get a trim?

my bangs are simply unruly right now

they don't- my bangs are not...

my bangs are not banging right now

they don't want to listen to me

I'm not sure why, I don't know if I'm sleeping wrong, I don't know if I'm drying my hair wrong,

I don't know if I'm washing my hair wrong..

but simply, it does not want to listen to me

which is why I do this

because then it just pushes it back and I don't have to worry about it

also fun fact these are not the usual blue light glasses that I have-

it's like bothering me but the light is just like-

is that better? nice

these are not the usual glasses that I use

I actually was on a flight and I left my glasses inside the back pocket of the flight plane chairs

and I like left it there

somehow I remembered to pack the Takis that I had but I did not take out the glasses

I had the best KBBQ a few days ago like I'm not even gonna lie I levitated

I quite literally levitated

THE MEAT I don't think I've ever had meat that good

that's what she said

but it was like *sizzling noises* and they like cook it for you, they cooked it for me

and It was like *sizzling noise again*

and then I just put in my mouth hole and it was just like perfection

I think I achieved Enlightenment

I was like spiritually aware

I was emotionally, mentally, and physically in tune with myself-

there are.. there is people. there's a car trying to park next to this car right now..

I feel awkward should I turn this off now?

do you think they can see me?

do you think they can see me talking to my mini mic?

I'm gonna hide for a sec and just pretend like I'm not doing what I'm doing right now

okay so they're just like parking

I wonder if they can see me- anyways

the KBBQ was really really good

I've had a lot of KBBQ because I'm Korean

and I feel like it's the best KBQQ that I've ever had in my entire life i think

ohmygod

I'm hiding she's coming out

im so scared

ok she left, ok ohmygod

that was insane bro

I don't think I've ever been that scared in my life

wait let me continue my KBBQ-

sorry, I'm like all over the place right now

let me continue my KBBQ story it was like...

honestly there's nothing else to continue except the fact that they gave us free yoghurt ice cream at the end with a macaron

and it was like perfect palette cleanser

and I'm never gonna shut up about this KBBQ

and I literally think I'm just gonna keep thinking about it for the rest of my life

and I think about it at least once every day

anyways how would you guys feel about me doing ASMR?

ASMR

because I personally think I could do the best boyfriend ASMR

like the ones that are like...

okay

okay why am I getting embarra- sshhhh

don't get embarassed, you're an actor.

you're an actor!

like the ones that are like...

I can't even do it

like: "hey baby"

goodmorn- ohmygod

I'm getting like second, third- second, third, fourth, fifth hand embarrassment right now

also I've been worrying that my accent has been disappearing

because I've been- I feel like I've been in the states for so long and I'm just like around American people all the time

and so I feel like their accent is infiltrating my accent

and I just like don't sound Australian anymore

but I've found this method

there's like a method to the madness

basically what I do when I want to just kick into that American acce-

uh not American-

Australian accent, is I'll literally be like-

there's two ways, the first way i can do it is:

"g'day mate, how you doin?"

and then the second way you do it is like the Australian-

the classic Australian mum i would say who shops at Aldi:

babe, do you think we're being too hard on the kids?

anyways, that's how I kind of kick start into that Australian accent

I don't know why but it kind of just brings it out like the "babe"

the whole like "babe"

there is a man walking past with their dog

the dog just stopped

the man just made eye contact with me

I'm so- I feel so awkward now

i'm sure i look insane right now sitting in my car talking to my mini mic

honestly, what if I just made this a series?

me talking into my mini mic giving you life updates in the car series

instead of like a little segment it's a full video

because I- I- frankly I- I...

okay I'm not gonna do that

when I get home I'm gonna eat a Chobani yoghurt (s'mores flavor)

Chobani sponsor me please I love- I eat your yoghurt every day

and when I don't eat it, my stomach acts up

anyway that's it for this segment

that was great, I quite- I quite enjoyed myself

did you enjoy yourself?

sick okay well see you next time I do this segment

back to new york lol

(specifically central park)

LYN LAPID CONCERT

introduce yourself! "hi guys I'm Tracy" she's Tracy *randomly saw tracy on the streets of new york*

and we are- "besties!" *randomly saw tracy on the streets of new york*

yeah we just met like just now I saw her- "we were internet friends"

and I saw her and I was like TRACY and she was like ahh who is that

"how do we just meet in new york like this?"

you were like really confused you were like who is that?

"and this was like right after the Enhypen concert so I'm like literally-"

I did not go to the concert I was somewhere else

absolutely successful trip

niceu

fin