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Previously on The Real Rodents of Little Rodentia...

Will you marry me?

Oh, my God, yes!

I'm so excited. There is so much to plan.

But first things first, I gotta pick my Maid of Honor.

Call me traditional. I love my family, I love my friends, and I love my hair.

Been there, done that, and I'm never looking back.

I hate cooking. But I love stirring the pot.

CHARISMA: It's not entitlement if I deserve it.

I just got out of prison.

Okay, girls, I know you're all wonderin' which one of yous it's gonna be.

Hello, I'm the obvious choice. I've been married 23 times.

Maid of Honor? I'd love to if it's in a five-mile radius.

You are all so...

Is that...

Hey, there, cousin.

Hey, there, Tru Tru.

Tru is like a rash.

She shows up out of nowhere, and she's a total pain in the...

Oh!

I'm here to be the Shrew of Honor.

That, and the producers said the ratings were dropping.

Of course they were. Look at you guys.

Oh, honey, we were inseparable as little furballs.

She asked me to be her Shrew of Honor when we were six.

She said that? Oh, that no good...

Oh, squeak. I did promise her.

Of course you did, honey. I've been plannin' this forever.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is all a huge misunderstanding.

You are so funny.

-She's not... -Yeah.

-This isn't happening. -It is.

And, ladies, this doesn't mean you're any less special.

It just means I'm slightly more special.

I do not like Tru Tru. Ugh.

I heard she's not even related.

It all depends on how many guests you'll have.

You're not inviting cousin Morty, right? He can't handle his cheese.

-What kind of... -Aren't these divine?

Handcrafted. Like your mother had at her wedding.

-Brianca already picked out the... Oh! -And these!

These are a must. They'll need to match your colors.

It'll go great with your special gift I have for you.

Fru Fru, now these!

I know she's family,

but I am ready to pull her whiskers off.

Oh, looks like a shrew fight.

Honestly? I kind of like Tru Tru.

These plates are 25,000...

Come on, Fru. You could have told us you picked Tru.

That was just a silly promise I made when we were kids.

She always remembers the smallest things.

I can get us into Klawfeld's.

TRU TRU: ...I have the perfect DJ for you, honey.

Come on, girls.

Now that we're done, let's talk about the dress.

Now, are you gonna... Fru? Fru?

Fru!

I've decided I'm trying on dresses in my favorite store.

Um...

I love this one.

-No. -Ew.

Hate it.

-That's the one. -So good.

-I love it. -Happy birthday.

There you are. I see you.

Look, I've got a special surprise for you, Frubelina.

I'm sorta in the middle of something here.

Oh, I see that. And it looks like it's trash day.

-Here, I already have your dress.

That is it! Tru Tru, this is my wedding.

You know, if you didn't want me as your Shrew of Honor,

you could have said so.

If you would let me get a word in I'd have told ya.

After all I've done for you?

-I don't have to listen to this. -When did you become so phony?

You're a phony.

This show is fake, your friends are fake. I bet even your hair is fake.

Oh, squeak.

Don't you talk about my hair.

Called it.

Don't you ever talk about my hair!

I just got my nails done. No.

Forget it. Just enjoy your phony-baloney wedding.

I will. And I hope you enjoy your... Your face!

I am out of here.

I need some retail therapy.

I got daddy's credit card.

You have this in shrew size?

Spending money always makes me feel better.

Oh, my God. Did you see those leopard-print jeggings?

Oh!

I love your hair.

Oh, thank you.

When you're nearly crushed by a giant donut,

you get a little perspective on things.

I'm sorry, I have to go.

Trudy?

You know I don't go by that name anymore.

I know.

Remember when we would sit up here...

TRU TRU: And just imagine our dream weddings?

Yeah.

I'm sorry I said those horrible things.

No, no. I'm sorry I got carried away.

I didn't mean to take your spotlight.

You know, Fru Fru? I...

I never forgot what you told me when we were kids.

I told you that when I get married, I want a...

A simple wedding like your mother had.

And you also told me to remind you

that you want me as your Shrew of Honor, because...

-Because you know me better than anyone. -Better than anyone. That's right.

Oh, Tru!

My mother's dress?

Oh, thank you. You were right.

Just hug me. Oh! Too tight, too tight.

I love you.

That is beautiful.

FRU FRU: The difficult thing about family is,

they know you better than anyone.

Oh, it's perfect, Tru.

-Aw! -You just look gorgeous.

The best thing about family is, they know you better than anyone.

-Circle of life. -Mother would be proud.

Tru was the best choice for Maid of Honor.

I hope you don't mind, honey.

I made one teeny-tiny change last minute to your bouquet.

Ooh, night Howlers. Very trendy.

Next time on the Real Rodents of Little Rodentia...

Okay, girls. One, two, three!

It's mine, baby!

I got it!