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One of the thingson my bucket list
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has always been to geta pair of my shoes
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over a power line.
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It's, like, a part of streetculture or whatever,
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and, honestly,
I want to be a part of it,
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but it's freaking hard.
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Oh! What?
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Dude, this is awesome!
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- It's my badass Aunt Lola's.
- Ah. What's up, Shrub?
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Hey, Lola.
How long are you in town?
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Just a few.
Going to make a few sales,
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and then I'm going to jet on up
to Sandusky for Ohio Bike Week.
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Are you going to buy
a motorcycle?
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Mm, nah, but I'm definitely
going to ride some hogs.
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So Lola is my mom's sister
and the coolest person
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in my whole family,
besides my dad.
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She's like if Rhonda Rousey
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and a huge, giant bottle
of champagne had a baby.
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She owns her own company
that sells, like, pills
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and juices and stuff.
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Legal pills.
That's really important.
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Anyway, she's going to do
a free presentation
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while she's at my house
in town,
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and she said I could help.
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That's her.
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- Catch you later, Shrub.
- Oh.
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Yes! Nailed it.
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If you're debating which ones
to throw over a power line,
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I have some excellent intel.
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What?
No. No. No.
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I was going to go for a run,
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but I can't remember
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which pair are next
in rotation.
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It's a real mess.
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- Does it matter?
- Actually, no.
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Good fix.
Huh, let me guess.
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You're here to see
if there's any mail for you.
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- Yeah.
- I'm afraid not yet,
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but, uh, any day now.
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So, like, a month ago,Father Joe
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helped me fill outan application
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for the Cleveland Collegeof the Arts.
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"Citizenship status." Alive.
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No. I have not told Kelly yet.
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That would be like opening
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a whole can of worms,
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and I am not talking
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the good gummy kind.
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Before I joined
the Energize Her family,
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I was just like you Flatch
women.
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I was bored.
I was broke.
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I was dating a deadbeat
Kid Rock-wannabe who got mad
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when I would stay out
past my bedtime,
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blowing my rent money
on coconut-flavored rum
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and a rascal of a
"Game of Thrones" slot machine
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at an Indian casino
outside of Toledo.
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Been there.
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Oh. I think it's
Native American casino.
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Yah. Correct.
Thank you, sister.
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But the point is,
the patriarchy
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had brainwashed me
to live and work
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in a system that supported
my own oppression.
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- That sucks.
- Yes, Kelly.
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- Mm-hmm.
- LOLA: It sucked,
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and then I discovered
Energize Her products,
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and I started to harness
my own feminine power
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to not just break the glass
ceiling but to crush it.
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Kelly, why don't you pass out
some samples of She-Shake
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so everybody can see
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what the amazing power of
female solidarity tastes like.
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- Everyone take your pick.
- LOLA: Yeah.
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Take a look at your watches
so you can mark the exact time
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that your lives have changed.
Drink it up.
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You feel something kind of,
like, tingling
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- in the back of your throat?
- KELLY: I feel it.
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- Yeah.
- I do.
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That's the enzymes, huh?
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That's why men don't want you
to know about this stuff?
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- Take that, men!
- LOLA: Mm.
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Okay.
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Now, we've got a great
almost all-natural product.
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All we need is a sales force
of Sheroes
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who are ready to take control
of their lives
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with a small up-front
investment.
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Let me show you
the levels of empowerment.
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We've got Lil Mama, Big Mama,
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Girl Boss, and Boss Bitch,
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which includes a signature
Boss Bitch blazer.
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I do like that blazer.
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I'm very concerned this
is a pyramid scheme.
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- You're a pyramid scheme, dude.
- Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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It's okay. It's okay, Kelly.
Yeah?
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People ask me this
all the time.
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This is not a pyramid scheme.
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This is a multi-level
marketing scheme.
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I just knocked outmy second 5K of the day.
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I found this great appthat lets you run the routes
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of other local runners.
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I'm trying to beat this runner
who's got the fastest time
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around the perimeter of Flatch.
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Whoever it is
has local legend status.
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Isn't that fun?
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Okay, I'm going to go
for another loop.
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Excuse me.
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- So, Aunt Lola ...
- LOLA: Mm-hmm?
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I've been thinking
about your company,
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and I want to be a Lil Mama.
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Oh.
No, kid, you're not ready.
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Seriously,
I can sell anything,
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like, better than
stupid Nadine.
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I'm an influencer in this town,
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like, the whole athleisure-wear
thing you see in Flatch?
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- I started it.
- LOLA: Okay.
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Kelly, you know I think
you're the she-bomb.
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It's not that you
couldn't do this.
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- It's just...
- Please don't say, "No."
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Like, I want to be
a Boss Bitch so badly.
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- Come on.
- I tell you what.
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You don't have to register
or sign up or pay the fees.
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You just take out
the sample kit
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and try some sales tomorrow.
How about that?
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- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah?
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I even have an extra blazer
you can use.
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Okay, you won't be sorry.
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I'll be the best
Lil Mama you've seen.
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I don't doubt it.
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Hi, cutie girlie.
I'm here to give you
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a huge opportunity to get
on the ground floor of this.
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It's am--
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Sexist!
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Okay. Yes.Shrub is fully not a woman,
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but I've decidedto let him work for me.
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He's not my first pick,
obviously,
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but he agreed to work for free,
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so I figured
I'd give him a shot, you know?
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Kel.
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Those are my shoes.
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Is that why you're wearing
those weird snow boots?
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Yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
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I think there's a bird living
in the left one.
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What?
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Screw you!
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Nice mouth, 434 Oak Street!
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This is the same place
that gives away
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crappy banana-flavored candy
on Halloween.
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It's great she's startinga business,
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especially since there's
a chance, y'know,
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I'm going to be
on the next train
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to college-ville university.
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It's just...
It's tricky with her, you know,
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'cause she really looks to me
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for encouragement
and support, and...
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Yeah.
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- Hey. Hey. Father Joe!
- Father Joe, stop!
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What's up, guys?
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I'm trying to beat
a local legend.
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Uh, I don't know
what that means,
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but you could be
your own local legend.
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- How about that?
- Nice.
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FJ, today is your lucky day,
if you can believe it,
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because I actually started
selling a shake that was
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specifically engineered
to energize your run.
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Okay, bunny rabbit?
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Wait, I thought it was
just for women.
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Like the patriarchy would let
anything be just for women.
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Okay, Father Joe,
if you commit
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to a month's supply
right now,
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I can give you a special
introductory 25% off.
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I really need to go.
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Okay. You know what?
I'm going to call my boss.
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Okay? Wait where you are.
Stay still.
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Hello?
You too, boss bitch.
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Okay, seriously, I'm with
a VIP client right now.
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Listen, I know we normally
don't do this,
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but if he commits to
a full week's supply right now,
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do you think we could maybe
throw in some pens,
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maybe a sample of
the skin glow supplement?
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- I don't need any of that.
- You do, really bad.
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You have no idea.
I can vouch for him.
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He's kind of off-and-on,
but I like him.
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- Yes?
- Ah?
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- Welcome to the family!
- Hey!
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- You're in.
- Whoo!
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You're going to love it.
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There was no one on the phone.
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Okay, we can settle up later.
I trust you.
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Shrub, give him the pens.
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You're going to love those.
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Thank you guys,
but I've got to keep moving
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on this run, but thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, oh, and, Shrub,
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nothing in the mail yet.
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No bad news is good news.
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- What is that about?
- Nothing.
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Man stuff.
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What do you mean, "man stuff"?
Tell me now.
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Just he has a problem
with his ball bag.
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It's like, one of them has
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turned hard
like a stone, apparently.
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Hey!
Have you told Kelly yet?
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He just told me.
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Cool, right?
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Uh, I don't know
what you want me to say,
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to be honest with you.
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I'll give you two
more time to discuss.
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I told youI would kill it out there.
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- I totally sold out.
- You're a little version of me,
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Boss Bitch in the making,
and it was all one customer?
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Yeah, but he, like,
is obsessed with it.
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He already texted me
he wants more.
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- "He"?
- I mean, does it matter,
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if we're closing deals?
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We really want to be
reaching women, you know,
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tapping into
that vast sisterhood
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of not just customers
but potential new reps.
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Okay.
To be honest, like,
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I was kind of striking out
with the ladies.
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Let me teach you
a sales technique
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that's designed
specifically for women.
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It preys
on their own insecurities.
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- Okay.
- Kelly, let me level with you.
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I know how frustrating thin
and stringy hair can be.
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What?
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You don't have to pretend
with me; I get it.
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I tried, like, a conditioner,
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and I paid 15 stupid dollars,
all I had, and it did nothing.
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What if I told you
I have a product
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that can fix that stringy mess?
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- This will fix my nasty hair?
- Yes.
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No. Does it matter?
That was a technique.
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See what I did?
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- Huh?
- Oh, my God.
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Yeah, you don't need that crap.
Your hair is great.
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I was like,
"What is happening right now?"
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You hurt my feelings.
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Great.
That's how it works.
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My hair is beautiful.
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I tell you what.
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Why don't I go on a few sales
with you tomorrow.
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We'll definitely have
a good time,
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share a few laughs,
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and maybe I can teach you
a few more sales techniques.
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- I would love that.
- Hey. It's a date.
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Yeah.
I'm really worried about Joe.
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I think he's already fully
addicted to this green stuff.
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I ran into him earlier.
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00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,265
He had, like, a permanentgreen mustache from it.
249
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,084
Okay, no. I've got to go.
250
00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,828
Scrolling throughhis recent posts,
251
00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,805
I count five 5K runs
in the last 24 hours
252
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,166
and, like, 15 posts about
how much he loves green juice.
253
00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:11,425
Oh. You have to understand.
254
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,094
With Joe, when he gets obsessed
about something,
255
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,838
he can go way down
a rabbit hole.
256
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,006
I mean, when we were together,
he became so obsessed
257
00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:20,009
with jigsaw puzzles
that he wore the fingerprints
258
00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:23,029
off of his
right index finger and thumb.
259
00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:24,197
We have our weekly
brunch tomorrow.
260
00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:26,850
I'm going to talk
to him about it.
261
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,126
Is my skin glowing?
262
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,962
I think it might be. Weird,
right?
263
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,423
And this juice
is actually really tasty.
264
00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,693
I think it does
actually energize you.
265
00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,785
My last two runs were, like,
266
00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:39,346
a whole minute
faster than usual.
267
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,602
Nice try. Not impressed.
Not impressed.
268
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,057
I don't know
where he is.
269
00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:52,725
Joe is a lot of things,
but he is never late
270
00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:54,878
for our brunch.
271
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,656
Oh, wait.
There he...
272
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,991
goes.
That was Joe.
273
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,384
You just have to go in
acting like
274
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,902
you've got it
already because you do.
275
00:11:02,904 --> 00:11:04,996
Hey, guys!
We got mail.
276
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,998
Swing by later, and we'll see
if we've got some good news
277
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,225
for all of us to celebrate.
278
00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:13,171
Really? Wow. Okay, yeah.
279
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,008
He has, like,
a messed up downstairs area.
280
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,493
Don't they all?
281
00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:22,097
Okay. I gotta go.
282
00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,166
You can tell by
the way he runs.
283
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,744
Apparently it's just
like rock hard.
284
00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:30,246
Oh, my God. I am so nervous
because, like, I mean,
285
00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:35,193
if I get in, it's, like,
Cleveland, but what?
286
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,438
They have the Rock & Roll
Hall of Fame and a museum
287
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,258
with authentic dinosaur bones
and art school.
288
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:47,096
I mean, it's big time,
but then, you know, also,
289
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:50,524
if I get in,
I gotta deal with Kelly.
290
00:11:50,526 --> 00:11:52,785
She'd, like,
definitely freak out,
291
00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:55,288
and not in a good way, either.
292
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,381
Hey, Kelly.
293
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,883
Elizabeth,
gorgeous to see you.
294
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,127
This is my Aunt Lola, my icon.
295
00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:02,721
- Sup?
- Hi.
296
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,205
So, listen.
297
00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:07,208
Today, we came by to give you
some very exciting news.
298
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:12,564
- Okay.
- Are you tired of being mousy?
299
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,049
- What?
- Like a timid,
300
00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:16,476
little mousy mouse girl?
301
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,903
What?
Dude, she's not a mouse girl.
302
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,239
What are you talking about?
303
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,150
Kelly thought you might be
excited to hear about a product
304
00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:26,469
that could make your skin glow.
305
00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:29,472
Yes! Don't you want to stop
looking like, you know,
306
00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:31,657
the pale spooky dolls
from the doll museum?
307
00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,493
Dude, leave her alone.
Her skin's beautiful.
308
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:34,902
She's practically perfect.
309
00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:38,648
Okay. I know she's beautiful.
She's gorgeous, okay?
310
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,000
But she's not allowing
that beauty to come out,
311
00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:42,944
and she needs juice for that.
312
00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:44,245
Oh.
Hey, guys.
313
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:47,156
Care to join us for
a rousing game of crazy eights?
314
00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,993
- What are you doing here?
- Just hanging.
315
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:52,604
"Hanging" or...
or, like, hanging?
316
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,832
Oh, we're full-on hanging
in all the best ways.
317
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:59,927
- Isn't he funny?
- Absolutely not. I have to go.
318
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,116
Oh, my God.
319
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,859
The juice said it was just
for women, and now, he's dead.
320
00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:08,694
Shrub.
Hey.
321
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,847
I'm just draining the lactic
acid out of my calves.
322
00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:12,439
Oh, my God.
323
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:15,418
They've been cramping bad.
The letter is on the table.
324
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:26,805
Oh, my God. I can't open it.
325
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,532
- You want me to open it?
- No.
326
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:30,958
Yes.
327
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,477
No, don't.
Yeah.
328
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,704
Open it, open it, open it,
open it, please, please.
329
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:36,964
Okay.
330
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,559
Let's see here.
331
00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:41,486
Oh, God.
332
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:45,381
"We are thrilled to offer
you a spot
333
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:48,326
in our visual arts program
for the upcoming semester."
334
00:13:49,888 --> 00:13:52,738
- I got in?
- You got in.
335
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,225
I got--oh, my God, I got in!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
336
00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,669
Stop. I know exactly
which song I need right now.
337
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,170
- Oh.
- Please move.
338
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:09,163
It's just the intro.
Just wait.
339
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,675
3:00 a.m.!
340
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,590
The painted cow!
341
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,206
Yeah!
342
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:50,221
Ooh. I love this song,
343
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,206
have it on
my Let's Get It On mix
344
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,892
right after
"Let's Get It On."
345
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,119
Got to keep them on their toes.
346
00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:58,971
Uh, Mandy, what's up?
347
00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,974
Oh. Your presence is requested
in the room.
348
00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:05,052
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
349
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,296
I'll miss you.
350
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:11,392
Okay, welcome to
the Energize Her family.
351
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:15,413
As a thank-you, we want to
give you this pen on us, okay?
352
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,308
- Mom, whose car is out front?
- Hi, Daniel.
353
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,585
Is your brother
coming for lunch?
354
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,755
He's right behind me.
Who are you people?
355
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,831
Hi, a pleasure to meet you.
356
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,909
We were just talking to your
mom about some lady business.
357
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:31,154
- Yes.
- Unbelievable.
358
00:15:31,156 --> 00:15:32,672
Another one of these scams?
359
00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,748
Don't worry, Marlene, okay?
This isn't a scam.
360
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,326
That's just what the patriarchy
wants us to think.
361
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:38,961
- Right, Lola?
- Yeah.
362
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,846
I'm going to talk
to my partner for a sec.
363
00:15:40,848 --> 00:15:42,089
Yeah, good.
364
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,684
Kel, I can't lie
to my favorite niece.
365
00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,018
Okay.
366
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,761
This company might have
elements
367
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,447
of a pyramid built into it.
368
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,764
It does?
369
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,341
Okay, but that's why I didn't
want you to sign up.
370
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,359
So it is a scam.
371
00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:55,845
No, the blazer is basically
free, and I don't think
372
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:59,031
there's anything too harmful
in the juice, so whatever.
373
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,960
You know what?
We're done here for the day,
374
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,352
so we're just going
to head on out,
375
00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,797
and we will be in touch
with you, Marlene.
376
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,541
We've had enough of this crap.
All right?
377
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,301
Rodney, call the cops.
378
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:19,460
- Cheryl, is it my birthday?
- Oh, rad.
379
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:21,813
I could use some cake
to settle me down right now.
380
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,149
No, Joe.
This is an intervention.
381
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,894
Will there still be cake?
382
00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:31,063
Oh, well, yes, actually.
383
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:33,658
I told you
people would want it.
384
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,993
Best day ever.
385
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,724
And it is because you are
such a caring person, Joe,
386
00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,835
that you mean a lot
to this community.
387
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,172
We love you,
388
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,400
and we worry
that you push yourself so hard
389
00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:54,995
that you could hurt yourself,
and you missed our brunch.
390
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:58,016
I was really looking forward
to that brunch.
391
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,743
Cheryl said she loves me,
right?
392
00:17:00,745 --> 00:17:02,928
I mean, you heard it.
393
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:06,357
I mean,
that's all that matters.
394
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,101
I don't really care about
some stupid mystery runner
395
00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,770
or some stupid running app.
396
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,576
I do need my phone.
397
00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:24,024
Thank you, Cheryl.
It means a lot to me.
398
00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:26,544
We just want you to be safe,
399
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,955
and that green stuff is a scam.
It's a pyramid scheme.
400
00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,624
- You don't need it.
- What?
401
00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,793
100% a scam.
402
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,596
- Should we hug again?
- Yeah, definitely.
403
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,894
Mm.
404
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,045
I have a letter
I would like to read.
405
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:47,473
Oh, yes, Len, by all means.
406
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:52,886
"Dear Joe, this is Len
from East Warwick Street.
407
00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:55,147
"I'm writing you today
to tell you
408
00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:57,316
"that I don't like it
when you eat
409
00:17:57,318 --> 00:18:01,079
"your takeout shrimp fried rice
lunches in the community room.
410
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,064
"It smells up the whole room
411
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,474
"and interferes
with my midday nap
412
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,643
that I take
on the couch in there."
413
00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:09,161
You've taken a nap
on the couch?
414
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,665
- I'm very tired.
- Okay. Thank you so much, Len.
415
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,668
Oh, good. You're all here.
416
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:18,003
Ladies, has the patriarchy
got you down?
417
00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:20,765
- Mm-mm.
- Well, with Energize Her...
418
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,659
Nadine, no!
No, Nadine! Out!
419
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:26,011
Wow. Okay.
420
00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:29,332
Yeah, I just think this is some
sort of weird misunderstanding.
421
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,425
I'm not interested
in your baloney, sweetheart.
422
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:34,094
Take a seat, and we're going to
wait for the police to show up.
423
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:37,264
Fellow, fellows, hold up, okay?
I get it.
424
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,191
I know these days it feels like
everywhere you turn,
425
00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:42,361
there's a scam,
bad news everywhere you look,
426
00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:45,197
car payments, electric bills.
427
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,959
You don't have time
for personal care
428
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,962
like you used to, huh?
It's starting to show.
429
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,798
You're not as young
as you used to be.
430
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,968
Your skin is, uh,
what do we say?
431
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,195
- Oh, bleh.
- Bleh. Gross. Disgusting.
432
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:02,214
Rodney, you are looking
a little blotchy lately.
433
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,549
- Yeah, okay?
- LOLA: Blotchy.
434
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,050
- She gets it.
- DANIEL: You're fine, Rodney.
435
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:07,979
And you know what, I bet if
y'all try some of our products,
436
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,797
you'll realize this isn't
some kind of evil plot.
437
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,725
- Hey, Kelly.
- Yes?
438
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,877
Get ready to smash
a glass ceiling.
439
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:17,471
- Go!
- Oh!
440
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,715
-! What the--
- See you later, sweetheart!
441
00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:21,233
- Okay.
- What?
442
00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:22,718
- Go. Go.
- KELLY: Go. Go. Go. Go.
443
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,645
- You get back here.
- LOLA: Go. Go!
444
00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:25,997
Hey. Don't go anywhere!
445
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:34,747
So, yeah. Energize Herwas a scam all along.
446
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,323
Do I blame Lola?
447
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,492
I mean, a lady has got to do
what a lady has got to do
448
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,012
in a male-dominated
scam economy.
449
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,738
- You got it?
- Yeah.
450
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,164
All I know isthat Lola is a badass
451
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,743
boss bitch super hero, andI'm a little version of her.
452
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:50,313
Like, being a business queen'sin my blood.
453
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,266
And, man, we hadso much fun today.
454
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,252
- Write some.
- Thank you.
455
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,270
I can't wait to ownmy own business like hers,
456
00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:01,924
just be roaming the country,getting into adventures,
457
00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:03,592
beating up the bad guys,
458
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,352
and, like, throwing pensin their faces,
459
00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,496
just, like, living
the American dream.
460
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:14,879
Oh.
461
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,697
I have to get Father Joe
back his money
462
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:20,292
and tell him the juice
was kind of a scam.
463
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,112
Well, I found out
who the local legend was.
464
00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:24,555
Me. Yeah.
465
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,724
Apparently the app
just ups your time
466
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,059
a little bit every day
467
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,895
to push you to beat
your last time, and it works.
468
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,122
I got down to an 8-minute mile.
469
00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,733
That's, like, cheetah-fast,
470
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:40,053
not super-healthy, though.
So much chafing.
471
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:42,573
Anyways, thanks to Cheryl,
I kicked it.
472
00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:49,062
You know,
when I moved to Flatch,
473
00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:51,749
I thought
that I had to branch out
474
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,067
and make a name for myself,
475
00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:57,588
but the name that
I kept hearing was Cheryl.
476
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:04,095
I'm addicted to her,
and I'd be crazy to lose that.
477
00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:06,931
So, yeah.
478
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,658
I got into art school,
479
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,494
and as far as Kelly goes,
480
00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:14,588
I-I don't really know
what I'm going to tell her.
481
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,774
Uh, yeah.
Maybe I'll just, like, call her
482
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,426
when I get to Cleveland
or whatever just to,
483
00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:22,262
you know, like, not make it
awkward or whatever.
484
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:25,357
I don't know,
but what I do know
485
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,844
is that I am going to need
those bad boys for college.
486
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:30,621
That is for sure.
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