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Today, Kelly and I will be welcoming
the new lady to Flatch
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with a good, old-fashioned egging.
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Shh!
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Cheryl's chickens lay, like,
100 eggs every single day.
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She puts 'em in the front yard
for, like, anyone to have.
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And ever since I kicked out Shrub,
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it's been really good,
'cause we're really good
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at doing pranks together...
Way better than roommates.
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Yeah, better not to mix
business with pleasure.
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- Yeah.
- Let's do it.
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Okay, let's go.
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Hey, kids, what ya eggin'?
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Barb Flatch.
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Uh, Kelly, it's the new
Barb in town lady.
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Hey, Barb.
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We were just about to actually egg
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this dumb-looking car
over... right here, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey, guys. Morning.
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Go. Go.
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Oh, no. Oh!
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Leave it, leave it, leave it.
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Yeah, leave it, leave it!
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Nice arm, Kelly! See you Sunday!
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Sorry, Binghoffer!
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Sorry!
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So thanks for coming in.
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Eat, beach, sleep, repeat.
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So true.
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Here is your vanilla latte, Kel.
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Is that okay?
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Can I call you Kel?
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I'd be honored.
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- So I'm not in trouble?
- What? No. No.
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I just... I'm gonna give you some advice
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I wish somebody would have
given me at your age,
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because it really would have
saved me a lot of time.
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Oh, my God!
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This is just like a vanilla
hot chocolate with caffeine,
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and you just have these
whenever you want?
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All right, go off, genius.
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You know, you have the ability
to manifest
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whatever life you want for yourself.
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I wasn't always this.
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I mean, I worked really hard
manifesting all the things
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I have on my vision board.
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Wait...
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Manifested!
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Oh, my God, cheers.
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So a vision board is like a Ouija board,
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but instead of sending
dumb ghosts to your friends,
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you get cool stuff you want.
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While making my vision board,
I was really thinking,
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you know, what do I want?
What do I want in life?
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A pontoon boat.
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I mean, can you imagine?
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How am I gonna
get a pontoon boat, right?
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I have to work for Barb.
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I gotta manifest this.
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Sisters.
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So ever since getting
kicked out of Kelly's,
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I have been couch surfing with Mickey.
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So this is the couch I'm surfing on.
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Yeah, Shrub is my surfer bro.
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So yeah, lots of pros
and cons to living here.
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Um, pro:
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look, I... it's more time
with Beth, which, um...
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yeah.
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Con: uh...
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Mickey has been using
my actual bed that I sleep in
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as a guest couch on a public access show
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that he's created,
called "Mickey About Town."
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Who always knows what's going down?
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Who'll make a smile out of your frown?
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Who might the other
talk show hosts surrender
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like Cornwallis at Yorktown?
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It's "Mickey About Town"!
"Mickey About Town."
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And welcome back to Flatch's
number one public access show,
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"Mickey About Town."
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Tonight, Beth joins me again
for one of our most popular segments:
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New Pothole.
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Beth, where's the new pothole?
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Halsey and Chestnut.
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Amazing. Isn't she amazing?
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Oh, my God, please stop.
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God, I gotta move out, dude.
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Mickey's driving me insane.
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I understand how having
a roommate can be challenging.
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My roommate has chickens.
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It's not a problem.
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They really... they're great.
I love 'em.
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But, you know, anyways...
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You know, Mickey's a good friend.
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You know, I'm sure you guys
will be able to work it out.
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Hey, how about we try some role playing?
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I'll be Mickey, and you be Shrub.
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All right, let's give this a twirl.
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You just arrived home to Mickey's house.
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Okay?
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- "Hey, Shrub..."
- No, no, dude.
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You sound like Yoda. I can't do it.
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I respect Yoda.
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- "Shrub, my bro."
- You sound constipated.
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Okay. Hey, Shrub, my bro.
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Oh, my God, Mickey, you suck so bad!
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Well, that's an odd thing to say.
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I mean, I am letting you stay
at my house,
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- which is pretty nice of me.
- Yeah,
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it's nice, and I appreciate it. Ooh!
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But, like, you never give me any space.
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And it's so annoying how many dumb jokes
you tell me in a day.
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And you're always with Beth,
and it's stupid.
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And I don't get why you guys
are dating at all.
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I have no idea what she sees in you.
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You're so not funny,
and you're dumb to look at.
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I'm writing an editorial
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about how vandals are taking the eggs
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that I have set out for eating
and using them for egging.
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We won't name names.
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A number of local businesses
have been hit.
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And Joe.
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I can't imagine if they hit Kimmie Jean.
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Oh, Kimmie Jean is my new pickup.
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She's gorgeous.
She needs to be washed every day.
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I needed a little something
to, you know,
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cart the gals around when they
need to go to the vet or the park.
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Hi.
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Chickens in a playground
is totally normal.
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Or I'll make it normal.
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What the heck? What happened to my door?
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God, what message
are they trying to send?
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That we're working in a discotheque?
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You're welcome, ladies.
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Oh, my God, what do you think? Huh?
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Yeah, I was trying to create
an open flow space,
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right, some good energy
going through here.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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I just wanted to, you know, glow it up.
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It's an unsolicited glow-up.
Who does that?
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Me, now that
we're sharing offices, right?
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Now you can be excited to come to work.
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I know I am.
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Well, I liked my door.
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Okay. Hmm.
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Whew.
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We have a real life Flatch family member
here in our office.
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That means that I can finally complete
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the Flatch family hair tree.
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Now I just need Barb. What do you think?
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Should I just ask her
or cut it off in her sleep?
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I'm kidding.
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I take hair extraction consent
very seriously.
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I have an interview with Barb.
I'm so freaking pumped.
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Got my best blazer
from the church donation bin.
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Floral.
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And, you know,
I also skimmed all 144 episodes
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of "Million Dollar Listing."
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So let's do my due debutante,
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and let's make this
a short sale today, boys.
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Wish me luck.
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All my pontoon dreams depend upon it.
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If you let me work for you,
I promise you will not be sorry.
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Let's do something together, huh?
Picture me as a house.
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Little House on the Prairie, maybe?
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She's a-fixer upper.
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Yeah, she is. She needs a little TLC.
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- Okay, well...
- No, let me finish.
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No termites.
I've had a lot of people check.
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The layout, I mean,
there's no complaints there.
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- Uh-oh, bones are incredible.
- How about this?
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Starting tomorrow,
you will be my new intern.
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It's just an internship.
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Are you serious?
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Yes!
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Manifest this, manifest that, ooh, uh.
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Okay. Thank you.
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- Sorry.
- Just calm it down.
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The pillows are my friends.
They're sacred.
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- Let's put that down.
- Of course.
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That won't happen...
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Hey, quick question for Barb.
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Do you think I could
just get a teeny tiny
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little archival hair sample?
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Hey, snips, how about no?
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That's a yes or a no from you?
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- Just checking for Barb.
- Mm-mm.
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First we're gonna unpack
all my office supplies,
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and then we're gonna organize
all of my wigs.
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Like, wig on your head wigs?
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Oh, yeah, girl.
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Oh, God, I do love me a wig.
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Isn't she cute?
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Yes.
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It's one of my favorites.
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Anyway, so when you are done
unpacking those,
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I'm gonna need you to cover
the town with signs.
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A huge part of being
a successful realtor like myself
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is making sure that wherever people go,
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they see your face smiling back at 'em,
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saying, "Buy me, buy me,
buy me, buy me."
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Shh, yeah. "Buy me."
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- Yeah.
- Super creepy.
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Kind of intimidating.
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You know, that is exactly the vibe
I am trying to project.
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Oh, that reminds me,
my new realty shingle
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is in at the post office.
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- On it, got it.
- I'm sorry.
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I have to sit down for a second.
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These new beauties
are absolutely killing my feet.
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Let me break them in for you.
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Wh... seriously?
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Yes. I have double wide feet.
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They could stretch out
concrete, seriously.
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- Oh, that's amazing.
- Perfect.
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I love this job.
I mean, Barb is so cool.
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I'm literally gonna spend
the day in her shoes.
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If I play my cards right,
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I'll be wearing her hair by next week.
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Time for an exciting new
segment on "Mickey About Town"
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called, "What is Shrub dreaming?"
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We want to know. What is Shrub dreaming?
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I can't handle this anymore.
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I'm dreaming of a place
where I can fall asleep
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without the stupidest talk show ever
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waking me up every single time.
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Also, I was flying.
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Hey, Shrub, how did things go
with Mickey?
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Not good, Joe, not good at all.
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Honestly, I'm going insane
because of lack of sleep,
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and I don't have a car or a license
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or a scooter anymore
because I busted it.
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So now I have to walk everywhere.
And do not suggest Leotha to me,
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because every time
she drives me anywhere,
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she goes super slow,
and Mickey's gotta join,
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and then it becomes
a whole frickin' production.
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- ♪ Work, work ♪
- Hamilton!
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Whoo!
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- ♪ Oh, there's history... ♪
- ♪ Happening ♪
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♪ In the greatest city in the world ♪
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♪ In the greatest city in the world ♪
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♪ The greatest city in the world ♪
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♪ The greatest city, in the great... ♪
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Well, I told Cheryl
that I'd take Kimmie Jean
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for her daily wash,
but I'd be more than happy
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to give you a ride somewhere.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Where can I drop you?
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I need to get a slushie at the gas mart.
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But before I do that, I have
to buzz by Mickey's first,
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because I left my wallet there,
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'cause I was so mad at him
for sucking so bad,
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00:09:59,582 --> 00:10:01,691
and then I have to stop
at the thrift store on Main
254
00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:04,602
before I cruise by the library
to see if they have Mario Kart 6 in.
255
00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:06,863
Wow. That's a lot.
256
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,574
But I love that you're reading
books and using the library.
257
00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,535
I'm here for my flock.
258
00:10:12,686 --> 00:10:15,020
Whatever they need, I'm their man.
259
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,972
I let Mandy know to hold down the fort
260
00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:18,616
at the church while I help Shrub out.
261
00:10:18,692 --> 00:10:21,210
Then God gets all cold-blooded
262
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,861
and kicks us out of Eden,
263
00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:25,273
because when he saw
the naked female body,
264
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,365
whoo!
265
00:10:26,442 --> 00:10:27,958
He straight-up panicked.
266
00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:32,704
'Cause even God can't handle
a body like this.
267
00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:35,874
Come on, God, what are you so afraid of?
268
00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:38,302
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, Len, what's up?
269
00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:41,122
I have six very graphic questions.
270
00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:45,142
Yeah, so I might be leading
a Bible class now.
271
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,144
Joe don't need to know that.
272
00:10:47,221 --> 00:10:48,629
This is a safe place for you.
273
00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,722
It's a cemetery.
Everybody's already dead.
274
00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:52,650
Why take a man on an errand
275
00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:55,119
when you can teach a man how to fish?
276
00:10:56,581 --> 00:10:58,081
I'm not teaching Shrub how to fish.
277
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,807
I'm teaching him how to drive.
278
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,142
I feel bad for the kid.
279
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,901
He needs a father figure.
280
00:11:02,921 --> 00:11:05,070
When my dad taught me, it was
a real bonding experience.
281
00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:07,481
Oh! It's going backwards!
282
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,241
- Oh!
- Help me!
283
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,576
- Oh, my God!
- Wait, wait!
284
00:11:10,595 --> 00:11:11,652
- What? What?
- Oh, wait, first...
285
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,337
Remember, you gotta pull...
286
00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:14,465
Oh, crap.
287
00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,340
Beth.
288
00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:18,342
I got this. I got this.
289
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,458
Whoa.
290
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:20,563
No, no, gentle, gentle.
291
00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:22,105
- Okay!
- Nice.
292
00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:23,439
Jeez.
293
00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,108
- What's up, Beth?
- What's up?
294
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,184
Just driving a truck around.
295
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:28,508
You want a ride home?
296
00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,749
Sure.
297
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,649
Sick.
298
00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:34,008
Don't mess this up.
299
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,602
Hey, come on in.
300
00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:38,121
Your chariot awaits.
301
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,082
Okay, move.
302
00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,351
Sick truck, huh?
303
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,128
Guess I'm driving.
304
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,840
To Beth's place, please.
305
00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:56,788
- Good news.
- Oh, just...
306
00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:59,033
The sign is here!
307
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,256
Love it!
308
00:12:00,281 --> 00:12:02,536
Oh, my God, so exciting.
309
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,223
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
You are crushing it.
310
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,818
I mean, seriously, I am so glad
I took you under my wing.
311
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,146
Wing woman!
312
00:12:10,171 --> 00:12:12,304
Yeah. Okay.
313
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:14,303
Oh, also, you got mail.
314
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:16,951
Ooh, it's a thick one.
315
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:19,954
Let's see.
316
00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:22,884
What? Divorce papers?
317
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,168
You're serving me with divorce papers?
318
00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:27,336
Are you kidding me? He cheated on me!
319
00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:30,339
son of a bitch!
320
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,550
! What the?
321
00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:42,334
Uh, you know what?
322
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:45,246
Can you do me a favor
and... and get these
323
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:46,689
and go put the signs, you know,
324
00:12:46,714 --> 00:12:49,013
in the yards and stuff like that?
And I just...
325
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,509
Barb just needs a minute for Barb.
326
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:51,687
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay?
327
00:12:51,712 --> 00:12:53,029
- Of course.
- Okay.
328
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,763
I mean, based on that
completely amazing Barb-splosion,
329
00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:05,041
I'm thinking Barb has more in
common with Kel than she thinks.
330
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:11,172
Holy mother of crap turds,
that's the boat from my vision board!
331
00:13:13,051 --> 00:13:14,842
I manifested this.
332
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,543
I needed this today, especially after
333
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,555
that jerk from the Jerk Shack... Nasty.
334
00:13:19,609 --> 00:13:20,781
No, no, no, get this out of here.
335
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,541
- Dude.
- I... I asked you nicely.
336
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,686
- You suck!
- Are you kidding me?
337
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:24,785
- You suck!
- You want to go?
338
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:25,877
I'll go over and over and over.
339
00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:27,471
Ahh! What are you doing? Police!
340
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:29,139
No, ow! Ow!
341
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,382
Get out!
342
00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:31,883
Doesn't matter now.
343
00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:33,402
I have a boat.
344
00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:36,054
Okay, pay attention.
We got a left turn coming up.
345
00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:38,466
Which little wand thing
do you want to use, Shrub?
346
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,639
You can do it.
347
00:13:39,664 --> 00:13:41,135
Uh, that one?
348
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,636
No.
349
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,321
No, that's the gearshift, okay?
350
00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:46,064
Now, the turn's coming up.
You gotta choose.
351
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,491
- This?
- Oh, no, Shrub!
352
00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:48,993
Let go! Stop touching that!
353
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,419
- I don't know what to touch!
- Look out!
354
00:13:52,239 --> 00:13:54,239
Oh...
355
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:56,467
Oh.
356
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,929
Oh, my God, Kimmie Jean.
357
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,156
Holy.
358
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,008
Uh, Cheryl's gonna lose it.
359
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,601
She's gonna be so mad.
360
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,011
Cheryl's gonna kill me.
361
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,392
Poor little guy got himself
all worked up.
362
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,658
Ahh!
363
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,166
Ah, let him go.
364
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,151
He'll wear himself out.
365
00:14:18,265 --> 00:14:20,674
Hey, Barb.
I know I don't know you that well,
366
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,629
but it does seem like you're decorating
367
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,178
more out of anger than inspiration.
368
00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:25,506
I'm not angry.
369
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,182
I'm just trying to, you know,
glow the place up,
370
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,868
make it more
"2020s Paltrow Pompano casual"
371
00:14:30,944 --> 00:14:32,853
and less "1920s sad granny cat lady
372
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,772
Dust Bowl Donner dinner party."
373
00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:37,326
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am loving this new direction.
374
00:14:37,351 --> 00:14:38,609
And you know what else I'm loving, girl?
375
00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:40,801
Just the idea of you giving me
a little bit of your hair.
376
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:45,214
Girl, this is my good hair, okay?
377
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:49,143
A farm-raised Austrian girl
cut off her virgin hair
378
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,386
so that I could look this good.
379
00:14:50,405 --> 00:14:53,331
You touch it, and you're gonna owe me
a boatload of money
380
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:56,167
and a huge apology
to an Austrian shepherdess
381
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:58,002
who now has a buzz cut.
382
00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,063
- Totally.
- I need more pillows.
383
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:01,397
Looks great.
384
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,565
Okay.
385
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,418
She is going to kill me.
386
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,587
She's gonna kill me.
387
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:11,015
Hey, cowboy, you doing okay?
388
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,303
Okay? No.
389
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:15,578
No, nothing's okay, cowboy.
390
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:19,190
This is Cheryl's baby, and it's ruined,
and it's my fault.
391
00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:20,600
Hey, wait, are you driving?
392
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:21,656
Yeah.
393
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,230
Oh, I mean, it's way easier without
394
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:24,604
you always talking and confusing me.
395
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,940
But seriously, calm down.
I know where we can get us a new mirror.
396
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,276
Get in.
397
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:33,613
So I put up signs
in front of every business
398
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:34,780
in the downtown district...
399
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:38,525
Well, except for the Spicy Jerk Stand,
'cause Chris Warner sucks,
400
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:40,044
and his jerky isn't even good at all,
401
00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:41,787
- and everyone knows it.
- Wait.
402
00:15:41,812 --> 00:15:43,789
- Chris Warner?
- Yeah.
403
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,009
Hold on. Um...
404
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:53,132
You mean this douchebag?
405
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:54,951
Yeah. Yes, that is him.
406
00:15:54,969 --> 00:15:56,699
But now he's all, like, dumb and old,
407
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,121
and he looks like a spicy dried meat.
408
00:15:58,139 --> 00:15:59,288
But not the venison, okay?
409
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,714
We're talking teriyaki beef nasty.
410
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:03,292
Hmm, I used to date this guy
back in high school.
411
00:16:03,311 --> 00:16:04,551
Barb, tell me you're lying.
412
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:05,987
I wish I was.
413
00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:09,741
God, why do all men suck,
and they can just get away with it?
414
00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:11,702
It's not fair. I mean, my God, we can't
415
00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:13,077
get away with anything, anything!
416
00:16:13,229 --> 00:16:15,988
You know what? He's no
different than frickin' Bert!
417
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,999
For God's sake, I...
418
00:16:18,725 --> 00:16:21,644
Yeah. Oh, that's my pillow.
419
00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:22,903
Um, I'm sorry.
420
00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:25,481
I need to get a hold of myself
and calm it down.
421
00:16:25,574 --> 00:16:28,000
No, you don't need to calm it down.
422
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,987
And do not say sorry.
You taught me that, okay?
423
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,155
Look at me.
424
00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:33,598
You do not need to calm down.
425
00:16:33,749 --> 00:16:36,476
You need to let it out.
426
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:42,498
Shrub has been incredible.
427
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:43,590
Can I come in?
428
00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:46,031
When there's a crisis, he's the guy
you want to have around.
429
00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:47,905
Maybe we can, like, build
a fort or something.
430
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:49,338
- That's nice.
- He found the exact
431
00:16:49,357 --> 00:16:50,931
make and model of Cheryl's pickup truck,
432
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,526
and he got us a replacement side mirror.
433
00:16:53,602 --> 00:16:55,102
Actually found us three.
434
00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:56,345
Got another.
435
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:57,455
Incredible!
436
00:16:57,606 --> 00:16:59,290
Something about watching
Shrub climb around
437
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:03,019
in the garbage all day makes me realize
what it is I like about him.
438
00:17:03,037 --> 00:17:04,854
He's a stone-cold fox.
439
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,857
Things are really taking off
at the church for me.
440
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,760
In fact, due to popular demand,
441
00:17:09,785 --> 00:17:14,530
I will be hosting Mandy Night
Sing Along Service, BYOB.
442
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,716
Now please turn the xeroxed hymnal
443
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,218
that I charged you 5 bucks for
at the beginning of service
444
00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:21,962
to page 14, hymn number 72.
445
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,183
Hit it.
446
00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:28,653
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪
447
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,822
♪ Please stick to the rivers ♪
448
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:34,383
♪ And the lakes that you're used to ♪
449
00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:37,996
♪ I know that you're gonna
have it your way ♪
450
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:40,056
♪ Or nothing at all ♪
451
00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:41,982
I can't hear you now. Hey!
452
00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:45,319
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪
453
00:17:45,338 --> 00:17:46,820
- Yes!
- ♪ Please stick ♪
454
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,673
- ♪ To the rivers and the lakes ♪
- Stick!
455
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,675
- ♪ That you're used to ♪
- To the rivers!
456
00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:52,752
And the lakes that you're used to!
457
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:55,013
♪ I know that you're
gonna have it your way ♪
458
00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:56,422
- ♪ Or nothing at all ♪
- Nothing!
459
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:58,049
- You're getting nothing!
- ♪ But I think ♪
460
00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:01,427
♪ You're moving too fast ♪
461
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:03,170
Moving too fast!
462
00:18:03,189 --> 00:18:04,731
I don't know how you wear these.
463
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,191
Kel was right.
Egging that weirdo unibrow man
464
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,561
I used to date in high school
465
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,753
really did make me feel
a whole lot better.
466
00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:13,089
Helped me put things in perspective,
467
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,034
you know, so I could get
some other stuff done.
468
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,777
Oh, that Kel.
469
00:18:17,853 --> 00:18:20,279
She could really teach
this old gal some new tricks.
470
00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,025
What's going...
471
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,518
Oh, my God!
472
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,018
Hi. Hey, girl.
473
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,985
- 3, 2, 1!
- Chick-zilla!
474
00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:34,886
- Ah!
- Whoo!
475
00:18:35,106 --> 00:18:38,029
Isn't it amazing?
Shrub painted it with his own two hands.
476
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,891
- Yeah.
- Oh.
477
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,140
Shrub, hey, can you give us
a couple seconds?
478
00:18:41,165 --> 00:18:42,209
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
479
00:18:42,228 --> 00:18:43,636
- Are you gonna, um...
- Yeah.
480
00:18:43,712 --> 00:18:45,137
- Okay.
- Okay.
481
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,790
Hey, babe.
482
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:51,460
You know how you wanted chickens
and then you got chickens
483
00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:54,906
and how I was so okay
with you getting chickens?
484
00:18:55,057 --> 00:18:56,678
Oh, do you want a dog?
485
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,036
Joe, I don't think we can get
a dog with the chickens.
486
00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:00,803
No, I want a Shrub.
487
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,229
- What?
- He needs a place to crash,
488
00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:03,306
and we have an extra room.
489
00:19:03,324 --> 00:19:06,659
And in my head,
Shrub is very good with chickens.
490
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:11,422
Oh, Joe, you're such a sweet guy.
491
00:19:12,926 --> 00:19:14,592
Shrub's moving in!
492
00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,485
Cheryl is so cool.
493
00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:19,488
And egging aside,
Shrub is maturing really fast,
494
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:21,766
dare I say it, like a young man.
495
00:19:21,843 --> 00:19:23,250
Okay, put her down. Put her down.
496
00:19:23,269 --> 00:19:25,103
Or at least like an old teen.
497
00:19:25,254 --> 00:19:26,904
Maybe we could be bros.
498
00:19:26,929 --> 00:19:30,691
Shroes! That's Shrub and Joe
and bros all combined into one.
499
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,352
- Hey, Shrub.
- What?
500
00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:35,929
- I got a new name for us.
- Okay.
501
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,189
Shroes!
502
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,434
Shroe-kay.
503
00:19:40,511 --> 00:19:42,140
I see you, Shroe.
504
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:45,635
Oh, hey, Kel.
Why don't you knock off for the day?
505
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,084
It's been a long one, huh?
506
00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:48,275
And also, I've been thinking,
507
00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:51,023
I think we should make it official.
I'd love for you to come to work
508
00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:53,125
as my full-time intern.
509
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,517
Oh.
510
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:57,969
Uh, I super appreciate the opportunity
511
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,454
and, like, I learned so much
from you today.
512
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:04,200
But I've been thinking
about our relationship.
513
00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:06,702
So what were you thinking?
514
00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:10,556
I learned a ton from Barb today,
but I mean, it's a two-way street,
515
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,709
and honestly, I was
teaching Barb left and right.
516
00:20:15,304 --> 00:20:18,881
And if I'm gonna manifest
a pontoon boat,
517
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,992
I have to manifest
some real U.S. dollars
518
00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:24,053
by manifesting a real job.
519
00:20:24,531 --> 00:20:29,483
So what you're saying
is you want to go from $0
520
00:20:29,577 --> 00:20:31,243
to minimum wage.
521
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,320
That's my best and final offer.
522
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,630
Uh-huh.
523
00:20:36,751 --> 00:20:38,050
Um...
524
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,569
Manifested.
525
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,682
Thank you. Thank you so much.
526
00:20:44,759 --> 00:20:46,409
- I won't let you down.
- Oh, I know you won't.
527
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,501
You're gonna be fantastic.
528
00:20:47,572 --> 00:20:48,905
- Okay, get down...
- Let's give you these.
529
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,865
Yes! Oh, my God. Are they ready?
530
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:53,277
- They're ready.
- So over these Crocs killing my feet.
531
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:54,612
So not my style. Ah!
532
00:20:54,637 --> 00:20:55,732
Ah, same.
533
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:58,529
Hey, there's just one more thing,
um, I wanted to ask.
534
00:20:58,606 --> 00:20:59,755
- Uh...
- Anything.
535
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,648
So can I get a lock of your hair?
536
00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:04,691
Just because Nadine is driving me crazy.
537
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,098
I got her hair.
538
00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,875
It's thinner than I thought.
539
00:21:10,952 --> 00:21:13,602
It's kind of greasy, but who cares?
540
00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,880
The Flatch hair tree
541
00:21:16,157 --> 00:21:17,174
is complete.
542
00:21:17,199 --> 00:21:19,085
I have arrived, Flatch!
543
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,110
I am a single, newly divorced woman
544
00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:24,567
wearing her hot heels saying,
"Look out world, here I am."
545
00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:27,783
I want you to know
I'm not afraid of the female body,
546
00:21:27,802 --> 00:21:28,893
like God is.
547
00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:33,439
And I'm also not afraid to
chase waterfalls, whatever that is.
548
00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:38,555
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