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Hey.

You look like shit.

I've been busy lately because of vlogging.

It can get tiring, too, you know.

Oh, please. I saw your video rant.

You're not busy these days.

Hang on, I'll send you something.

Check it and tell me what's better.

Sure.

What the fuck!

So, what's your verdict?

I don't get why ahegao faces are trendy.

Your fans are a bunch of weirdos.

Duh! Sex sells!

It's better to sell them a fantasy.

Make them crazy.

I don't get it.

What made you fall in love with Amanda?

Didn't the age difference bother you?

Hey, watch it. So what if there's an age gap?

Whatever.

I'm so hungry. I ordered pizza an hour ago.

- Anyway, I have to go-- - Wait.

What now?

So our collab is set?

Let's see.

What do you mean?

I need your assurance.

I don't wanna be ditched.

I'm not expecting any delivery.

Weird.

- Anyway-- - Hey, don't hang up, okay? Stay.

Hey! Can't you wait? I'm coming!

These impatient pricks!

Hello...

Hello?

Fuck... Shit!

Hello?

Who's there?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Anybody there?

Get me out of here, fucker!

Who's there?!

Hello!

Aha! I knew it!

Hi, Amanda.

I thought we won't do pranks anymore, babe?

You're too obvious.

I'm right in front of your CCTV.

I'm sure there are a lot of them around.

There. The second one is over there.

Alright then.

Hey, what's up, EXAMiners?

So...

We won't let those stupid haters succeed, right, babe?

It's solid pranks all the way for us, EXAMiners!

Let's go, EXAMiners!

Wow!

It's automatic.

In fairness, it's high technology.

So old school.

Babe, may I request for a chair?

What am I supposed to do, babe?

Squat in front the the computer?

Anyway, fine.

Okay...

So...

EXAMiners, if this is an escape room,

then where is the clue?

I'll figure this out.

Okay...

This is real.

I didn't know this is still a thing.

Okay. Bingo!

- Exodus Roxas. - Oh! Kinky shit!

So what is this, babe? Like a fetish-themed escape room?

So this is why Amanda wanted some S&M action!

You're here to pay for all your lies.

You think you can get away from all your misdeeds?

Is this the celebrity status that you flaunt?

Hey! What's up, EXAMiners?

- Welcome back to our channel! - What's this?

The funniest! The most daring channel here on RealTube.

Hi!

- Help! There's a pervert! - What's happening?

Follow me! I'll teach you a lesson.

Follow me! I'll teach you a lesson.

We are gaining a lot of subscribers, guys!

And it's all because of you.

So thank you so much, EXAMiners!

EXAMiners!

- Birthday surprise for you! - Wow!

Oops, be careful. Get in.

This is one of our most liked videos

because it shows how solid the EX-AM bond is.

You know, the Exo and Amanda love team.

Wait... Babe?

Babe, you know how much I hate this prank, right?

Babe!

Babe! Let's stop this!

Babe?

It's a prank!

Are you okay?

Nice prank, babe.

Amanda is nuts.

When she found out that I'm claustrophobic,

she thought of doing that prank!

But I forgive you, babe.

But guys, don't be too sensitive.

Don't spoil the fun, EXAMiners!

Babe?

- I'm just looking for my girlfriend. - Babe?

- Babe... - Oops, sorry.

Babe, I can hear you!

I can already hear your voice, babe.

This is too much! Let me pause this first.

I'm sorry, guys, but in my opinion,

this play blind prank was so insensitive.

Not fun.

Exo is such a moron.

They're losing subscribers, that's why.

My grandma also got pranked by them.

Do you know that she has a heart problem?

She couldn't breathe

so we had to rush her to the hospital.

This is politically incorrect.

You think your pranks are harmless?

There are people who can't handle those pranks.

This time you've taken it way too far.

This is fucked!

God, is this even funny?

RealTube, what are you waiting for?

Do you know that my grandma is still in the hospital?

We don't have money to get her out.

Cancel him!

We're not scared of those motherfucking haters!

He should be fed to the dogs.

I feel like throwing up when I think about him.

You guys are too sensitive!

Just mind your own business!

Report this channel.

You're a dick, Exo!

#CancelExo

No to Exo.

I'll slap you hard!

People like you enable toxic behavior online.

You animal!

And I also have something for you, EXAMiners.

So don't forget to check it out

and make sure to share the meme!

Nobody likes you anymore.

Your channel is going down, Exo.

I have a surprise for you.

Turn around.

That's kind of weird.

But fine, EXAMiners, let's do this.

Let's get this party started!

What's this, anyway?

I can't see anything.

What the...

You know what, EXAMiners,

this is like 50 Shades of Grey. Right?

Shit. Disgusting!

This looks nice.

Are you sure it was Amanda who prepared all of these?

Or maybe she rented on Airbnb.

Who knows?

Anyway, EXAMiners, here we are

and this wall is kind of freaky.

But it's fine. I can handle it.

So keep watching

and be sure to hit that subscribe button

and share this video, okay?

Did you see that?

What the hell?

Lick me? Fuck!

Are you sure this dare is for me?

Fine.

Alright, EXAMiners.

You know me, I'm always down for anything, right?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

In fairness,

it tastes like honey.

But I still don't get it.

I guess I will, eventually.

Let's go to hole number two, guys.

There it is.

Okay.

So what's this now?

What's this?

Mr. Nice's sisig.

This is perfect, guys,

because I'm already hungry

and this is my favorite.

Come on, let's eat!

It tastes different.

You know what,

maybe this is an aphrodisiac.

For... you already know what!

But it tastes good!

What a bummer!

I haven't finished eating yet.

What is it this time?

Hole number three, guys!

Motherfucker.

EXAMiners!

Look what I got!

Looks like our theme is set for tonight.

First,

First,

the kinky shit.

Right?

Second,

the food.

For energy.

And then third...

foreplay.

Anyway, EXAMiners,

let's skip the other holes

and go straight to the main event.

Hole number eight,

right?

Whoa, this is crazy.

It's quite fitting that the final hole is in the middle.

We even have straps, guys!

In fairness!

How does this work?

I still can't see anything.

Hey!

What the fu--

Motherfucker!

Hey!

What the hell was that?

Time out, okay.

That was pretty intense.

What now?

Okay,

hole number four.

Hey!

Playing hard to get, I see.

Hey!

Is this clean?

This is getting more intense.

EXAMiners,

It has a musky scent.

Hey, enough with your dirty thoughts.

It's just that, it's kind of greasy.

Hey, are you sure this is sanitized?

I don't want to get STD.

Okay, let me put my hand in...

Just kidding!

There you go.

I can feel something...

soft...

round...

and moist,

EXAMiners.

Alright, let's see.

What the fuck?!

Okay,

now we have a flash drive.

This is getting fucked up.

Okay...

So EXAMiners,

we have a flash drive.

Things are getting dark, but...

sure, let's check this out.

Mr. Nice might have new instructions.

Exo!

You might be thinking

that this is just a prank.

All you social climbers and posers online!

I'll show the world your true colors!

Especially you, Exo!

The world will know who you really are!

Exo,

Why do you look stressed?

- Nothing-- - You had a fight with Amanda?

Of course not!

Did you get what I sent?

Yes. This one.

Should I open this?

Hang on.

We need to record you as you unbox.

Act big, okay?

- Pretend you're surprised. Or just dance. - What?!

Why do I even have to dance, Exo?

Are you mocking me?

I'm just going to open this--

- Oh, wow! This is beautiful! - Love, please watch this.

Did you also receive the money?

- Let me know what you think. - Wait a sec.

Thank you.

Thank you for always looking after your grandma.

You've never forgotten me.

What's with the drama, grandma?

If only your mom knew how famous you are now,

she'd rush home from Canada, for sure.

Let's not mind her.

- Why don't you and Amanda get married, - Wow, you're so busy. Please.

- And live here in the province? - Watch it right now.

But grandma,

I don't even have plans of proposing to her yet.

I look like a rich woman with this necklace.

Exo!

- What's that sound? - It's nothing, Grandma.

- It's just a virus. - No! There's a woman moaning!

See,

I know you so well.

I have a lot more to show you.

Just wait.

You called me out for posting a rant video

but you posted a sex scandal?

What? This one's different.

And this is for another website.

It's for amateur content creators.

That's where we can upload our videos.

Babe,

we just need one solid prank video.

Get into an escape room

or do a kidnap prank.

Get ourselves locked up and do crazy challenges--

No way!

I don't want to do those things.

They are hard to set up.

I'm not yet ready to be a pornstar.

Babe, we're not gonna do porn.

Truth be told, we can't compete with celebrities on RealTube.

Look at Bitoy's video.

He just unboxed a PS5

but he got a million views for it.

Babe, can you not compare me with Bitoy?

He started before I was born.

Okay?

Okay. Anyway,

I have to go.

Is there anything else you want to say?

Okay.

I love you!

You hear that, Exo?

Amanda is so sweet. I envy you.

But you're alone now.

Don't you miss her?

Just follow the numbers

and don't ever stop.

Because you're not alone in this game.

- Better do it well or else, - Amanda!

you'll both pay the price.

Hey! What are you doing to her?!

- What are you waiting for, Exo? - Hey!

- Go back to the wall and continue. - Hey!

Hey! Amanda!

What the fuck are you doing?!

- Exo! Help me! - If you refuse to go on,

- I will kill Amanda. - Hey!

Hey! Set her free!

Set her free!

Where are you?!

Where the fuck are you?!

Show yourself!

Face me, you coward!

Come on! Answer me!

Get in here, you fucker!

Amanda!

Fuck you!

This prank isn't funny anymore!

You think you can scare me?!

You think you can fool me?!

Set me free, you asshole!

Where the hell are you?!

Stop this awful game!

Amanda...

Amanda, baby?

What's behind this?

Ouch!

What the...

Don't mess with me, Exo.

You'll only get hurt.

Ouch.

Fuck.

Signal, please...

Signal, come on, please...

Hi, Exo! When are you planning to send Amanda's photos?

Barry, listen to me, okay?

Amanda and I were kidnapped.

We need you to call the police.

- We need you to call the police. - What?

Hold on,

what day is it today?

April 1st?

Happy April Fool's!

- It's so nice to share a joke with you! - I'm not joking! I'm serious!

This isn't a prank!

If that is true,

the kidnappers should be the one calling me, right?

I don't know!

Aha!

You still have your phone with you!

Gotcha!

- Gotcha! - No! I'm not kidding, Barry!

I'm dead serious!

Alright.

Where are you now?

Hold on, I'll check the exact location.

Barry, I'm not so sure,

but I think I'm in the suburbs.

How about you send me a screenshot of your location?

If this is a prank, I'm telling you...

I'm sending it now, Barry.

Show it to the police, okay?

What the...

Fuck you!

Bro, the website looks cool, alright.

But why does it have empty spaces?

Oh, I left some space for Amanda's photos.

When are you going to send her photos?

Well, bro, this is just my website.

Some sort of an experiment,

so this website is just mine.

If it's just for you,

then I won't do it for free.

- But I thought you'd do it? - Yes, I would. And I will still do it...

But for both of you.

It doesn't feel right if it's only your website.

I'm a big fan of you two

and it feels wrong if you two aren't there.

Sorry, I'm late.

There was a power outage a while ago.

- What's this about, Barry-- - Hi, Barry!

Hi!

Hold on.

I think there's a misunderstanding here.

Misunderstanding?

You're making our website, right?

Apparently, Exo wanted me to create a solo website.

Care to explain?

I'm sorry, babe.

I was just looking for a solution.

- We can create some side content - Okay.

while we wait for the issue to die down.

After all my suggestions,

you'll go solo.

Babe...

I'll go ahead so you guys can continue with your discussion.

Babe, babe!

I have to go. Bye!

Let's continue with our game.

Turn around.

I have a gift for you.

Get it.

I said get it.

It's just a ball. It won't hurt.

Unlike how you hurt all those women.

Put it on your head

and get down on your knees.

I said get down on your knees!

Put it on your head,

and then put the ball gag in your mouth,

and tighten the grip.

Does it hurt?

Don't be afraid.

You wanna see Amanda, right?

Now you're a perfect match.

Keep quiet.

I'll show you something.

Exo,

Amanda.

Let's watch Exo's conversation with Raiza.

Your fame is fading, or rather,

you're not even famous in the first place.

That's the bad side of being a social climber.

You don't know me.

No,

I saw you before.

You're the ex-boyfriend of Jora the food explorer.

Fuck!

You slept with her just to get more followers?

Disgusting!

I'm proud of where I came from.

I know your tricks.

After you stole the followers of Jora,

you turned to Amanda.

And now,

you want to collab with me?

- You're shameless! - I love Amanda.

Okay?

I just want to collab. That's it.

You want to collab with me

and yet you have nothing decent to offer.

You know what,

just entertain me.

What do you hate about Amanda?

Be creative,

because if I get bored,

bye bye collab!

Okay, okay.

First,

First, she's smelly.

Her body,

her breath,

her underarms,

and even her personality.

Her groin is dark and dirty,

even her breasts.

They are grimy as fuck.

For real?

I don't even know how she became an influencer.

She's so boring.

I'm sure she's the reason

why our RealTube channel is losing subscribers.

She can't get people to subscribe.

Unlike you.

Your followers follow you

wherever you go.

Stop flattering me.

You do realize that I'm recording this, right?

What, you'll snitch on me?

If Amanda knew

that something happened between us the other night,

my god!

I'm sure her face will be all sorts of crazy!

Fuck you!

You kept on coming...

and coming.

Do you want some more?

I'm younger,

better,

faster,

and juicier.

Amanda...

Amanda, wait.

That's not the whole story, okay?

I've been blackmailed

and I've been trying to save our channel.

And then when Raiza

Asked me if I wanted to collab with her,

I said yes.

I thought she could help us.

But she got more demanding,

and then started asking for lewd favors.

Seems like you need to talk things out.

Now I know who you really are.

Babe,

listen to me first, please?

After what I've seen?

You just used me

to gain more followers.

- I'm sorry, but-- - Fuck!

Answer me...

Is that true?

Yes,

but I only said those things

to convince Raiza to collab with me.

You want me to believe you?

Yes, believe me!

I don't have plans of leaving our RealTube channel.

I promise. None of it was true.

Well, fuck you!

- How dare you say those hurtful words! - Don't believe what I said in that video.

But that part about my social climbing,

yes, that's true.

I will do everything to gain more followers.

Fuck you!

This is my livelihood.

I'm the breadwinner, Amanda!

I wasn't able to go to college!

Yes, I also lied to you about it!

Didn't you ever feel guilty?

I have no choice.

I had to look for another influencer who I can collab with.

More followers, more income.

But can you blame me?

What else can I do? I wasn't born rich like you.

You're a user.

Okay,

if you feel like I betrayed you,

then I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm sorry.

Did you ever love me?

Yes, I did.

I just used you at first.

but I learned to love you along the way.

I became happy because of you.

That's why I won't leave you. Never.

Don't worry,

I promise to get us out of here.

I'll save you.

Exo,

you screwed up Amanda real bad.

But don't worry,

- I'm here to comfort her. - Hey!

Stay away from Amanda,

you motherfucker!

Or do you want me to just end her misery?

Don't! Please, don't!

If you want to see Amanda alive,

then move on to the next challenge.

I'll give you three minutes.

Or else,

Amanda will suffer the consequences.

Fuck!

Hello?

What now?

I'm already here.

What should I do?

Is that it?

That's the challenge?

Hello!

Come on!

Hello...

Do you see the strap in front of you?

Wrap it around your shoulder.

Fuck!

Don't move.

I'll put something on your body.

What's that?

Let's begin before you run out of time.

Grab the handle

and move it to the other end

without bumping the rod.

Do it well.

Because if you don't,

you'll get electrocuted.

If you don't make it on time,

I'll hurt Amanda.

What are you waiting for?

Move fast!

You only have two minutes left.

Fuck!

Fuck!

One minute left.

Faster!

Congratulations, Exo.

You completed the challenge.

Good morning, good morning,

my dear kitchen mates!

Today, we'll cook something special.

A local delicacy called "sisig"!

Our "sisig" is special.

It has lime, onions, chili pepper,

and of course,

pig's ears!

But wait!

We have a surprise ingredient that I'll reveal later.

But first, chop chop chop!

Now we can start cooking.

Pour some oil,

and then put the ingredients.

And now,

it's time to show you

our special ingredient!

This is a rare kind of meat.

It is soft and tasty.

It is also juicy.

And this is our finished product.

Our special "sisig"!

Hmmm,

Mr. Nice Sisig.

Just in time,

I'm really hungry.

This is my favorite.

Stop it, please.

Amanda?

Amanda!

Amanda!

Amanda!

Amanda!

We finally see each other, Exo.

But for you to see Amanda again,

you must put the strap around your hand

and put it in the hole.

What's this?!

Fuck you!

What's that?!

Let's play a game.

A modified truth or consequence.

Fine! I'll answer everything.

But you're not the player this time.

It's Amanda.

Amanda...

Amanda will be the one to answer yes or no.

If she answers yes,

the screw turns down to your finger.

Amanda,

can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you.

We have two minutes for this game.

Let's begin.

Amanda,

do you think Exo is just using you?

Yes.

Amanda, do you think you should break up with Exo?

Amanda.

Yes.

Amanda, should Exo be punished for all his lies?

Amanda!

Yes.

Are you thirsty, Amanda?

Yes.

Hey! Why did you include that?!

Amanda, is Exo a good boyfriend to you?

Yes.

That's a positive statement!

Amanda,

were you hurt by what Exo did?

Of course.

Amanda!

Final question:

Amanda,

don't you love Exo anymore?

No.

Is that your final answer?

If so,

then the game is finished.

I mean...

yes,

I don't love him anymore.

I'm sorry, Exo. She doesn't love you anymore.

Motherfucker!

We have one challenge left, Exo.

Shall we begin?

No need.

You'll kill us anyway, right?

I would rather starve to death, asshole!

Hey, what's happening?

Is this on?

Is someone calling me?

- Spare my grandma, please! - What did Exo do with my tablet?

Motherfucker!

Grandma, no!

Grandma!

- Just a sec. - Grandma, don't! Please!

Have pity on her!

Don't hurt my grandma!

Don't hurt my grandma!

Please, don't!

You know what to do.

Come closer.

Put the straps around your hands.

Step over the long strap below.

Ouch!

Now, I'll handle the rest.

Hey! Fucking shit!

Stop it!

Don't move.

You'll enjoy this for sure.

Fuck you!

You just need to do one simple thing:

- You need to come in just one minute. - Enough!

If you don't,

something bad will happen.

Peek through the hole.

You kept on coming and coming and coming.

Coming and coming and coming.

Coming and coming and coming.

One minute, Exo.

One minute

to get a hard-on and come.

And coming,

coming.

And coming,

coming.

Motherfucker!

- Motherfucker! - And coming,

coming.

And coming,

coming.

Come faster, Exo.

You're running out of time.

Coming and coming and coming.

I asked someone to help you.

Looks like she's down for it.

Hey, what's that?

Come, Exo.

Come on.

Something awful will happen if you don't come.

Stop fooling me.

I know you're liking it.

Your time is running out.

Come.

Let it out!

Did you like it, Exo?

Did it feel good to be abused?

And raped?

Did you feel violated?

That's not enough.

That doesn't come close to how you fucked up those women.

You're a piece of shit, Exo.

People like you don't deserve to live.

Hey, don't hang up.

Stay.

Hey!

Can't you wait? I'm coming!

Finally!

Coming!

Please, just let me go!

What did I do to you?

No, please! No!

No!

Please, no!

Please, set me free. No!

No!

So, what's the verdict?

I'm going to kill you!

Don't worry,

you're about to join Raiza in hell

while I will bring Amanda to heaven.

I'm going to kill you, you monster!

You'll burn in hell!

Fucker!

Do you wanna see Raiza?

Here, she gave you head a while ago.

You son of a bitch!

Have a chat with Raiza first.

I'll just pleasure Amanda.

What are you going to do with Amanda?

Don't move too much, Exo.

Something might fall from above.

I'll leave the camera on,

so you'll see how Amanda and I play.

Where are you going?

I'll leave you and Raiza for now.

Be good.

No!

What are you doing?

Stop it!

Fuck!

Amanda?

What the fuck?

What are you doing here?

You piece of shit!

I'm gonna end you!

Barry?!

How the hell did you escape, Exo?

What did you do to Amanda?!

Amanda?

She's just taking a nap.

Where are you going?

Where the hell are you going?!

I'm the only man for Amanda.

I don't know what she sees in you.

You're just a piece of trash!

You mess up everything!

Where are you going?

Where are you going, Exo?

You're so stupid.

You use your birthdate as your password?

Dumbass!

Did you know that I recorded all your conversations?

I even recorded your video call with Raiza.

Do you know what Amanda said?

If I help her,

I'll be her new boyfriend.

This doesn't hurt me anymore.

I'm actually enjoying this kind of game.

Fuck you!

Are you afraid of getting hurt?

Have you ever thought of people like me?

This is for everyone you fooled.

Motherfucker!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Are you still enjoying it?

Fuck you!

I'm going to kill you!

Amanda!

Amanda!

That motherfucker!

I'm here.

Hush.

I'm sorry,

this is all my fault.

I did love you,

you son of a bitch.

I thought we had a future together,

then you chose that whore over me.

I'm sorry.

And now I was raped.

My hands were tied

and I couldn't do anything.

My only mistake was...

I just followed Barry's plan.

What plan?

What the fuck, Amanda?

Hang on!

Fuck!

What the fuck, Amanda!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Did you really think Barry can pull off

all of these on his own?

When he told me about your collab with Raiza,

I didn't know what to do.

But Barry was insistent.

He told me,

it's better to get even than be miserable.

Correct!

He told me

that while you're screaming in pain

as you get electrocuted

while your dick was being jerked off,

he said that all the lies within you would come out.

- He said he needed my help - Amanda...

That I just needed to pretend that I was kidnapped,

and then he'd take care of the rest.

I didn't know he had other plans for me.

I was stupid enough to trust that piece of shit.

Fuck.

Let's get out of here, please.

But it's a good thing that you're still here.

Let's go home.

Stay right there.

Burn in hell with Raiza!

I still love you.

I still love you.

I hate you!

No, wait.

I don't care about you anymore!

Please.

Please.

Amanda. Fuck you!

You're crazy!

You've done all this just to get back at me?

Yes,

because you're an asshole!

We've been through so much together

My life was simple before I met you!

You fucking user!

Social climber!

Loser! Poser! Deadbeat!

Squatter!

Squatter?

Coming from you?!

You think so highly of yourself.

I won't gain new subscribers from you

because you're a has-been.

Fuck you! You stink!

Your breath stinks!

Look who's talking.

You're like a fucking whore

that came from the jungle.

And you're a monkey!

Everything about you is trash!

- Everything about you is trash! - You're a family of monkeys!

A stinky pile of garbage!

- Your family looks like shit! - You smell like shit!

- Your grandmother is useless! - Your breath smells like rotten fish!

Your vagina stinks like hell!

Your dick is useless and doesn't get hard anymore!

How dare you fuck an ugly toad!

Your vagina is the one that looks like a toad!

That's already sagging!

That smells horrible,

like a septic tank!

You smell like shit,

you are shit!

Fucker!

Fuck!

Fuck you!

Just die!

Die!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Amanda!

Motherfucker!

Good morning, ma'am.

The doctor will be here later

to discuss the lab results of Exodus.

- Okay. - Thank you.

No!

Please!

Please, stop!

Fuck!

Oh my god!

Who would even put this online?

This is not even okay!

Oh my god!

This is too much!

Shame on you, guys!

Please, let's all work together to report this video.

Exo has suffered enough.

Yes, partner, I agree.

Is this for real?

Not this way, guys!

Yes, I understand that there were

some messy stuff he has done.

Exo doesn't deserve this.

This is ridiculous.

This punishment is inhumane.

Anyway, we'll talk about

cancel culture,

cheating, and revenge.

We'll dedicate this in honor of Exo.

Hang on.

Let's do an online petition for Exo's comeback.

We have gathered almost one million signatures

- for Exo's comeback. - Wow!

- Amazing! - It's just been a week, amazing!

Oh my god.

He doesn't deserve it.

Just because he's a cheater,

doesn't mean he can't change.

Exo...

No matter what he has done,

he doesn't deserve all this.

Not okay at all.

Well, after all this time.

We kinda miss his bubbly personality.

He made us happy with his videos.

We love what he does.

Exo, I really hope you're doing okay now

because I'm surprised that it passed RealTube's guidelines.

Take that down.

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