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[ remote clicks ]

[ upbeat music plays ]

♪ I don't care what you say! ♪

♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪

♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪

♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪

♪ I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! ♪

[ heavy metal music plays ]

[ kids chanting "one more time" ]

Are you sure?

-Yes! -Yes!

Please, not again.

[ chanting "do it" ] All right. Here we go!

[ kids cheering ]

One more time!

[ horn honks ]

[ brakes screech ]

[ panting ]

Bathroom. Give me the key.

Best field trip ever!

Look at that guy. Whoa, look at that.

Remember, we leave in T-minus five minutes.

We are gonna be swimming in this stuff all day.

[ air hisses ] Mmm.

I haven't had anything to drink for 24 hours.

I'm gonna chug all the soda they got.

[ laughing ]

Yeah, this morning, my mom was like,

"Clarence, my son, get yourself a super special soda today."

So she gave me a super special five bucks.

Ooh.

[ gasps ]

[ cash register beeps, dings ]

[ pencil scribbling ]

[ doorbell chimes ]

[ chuckling ]

Hey, Sumo, look at this. I just made Belson.

It looks just like --

who -- who are you?

[ indistinct conversations ]

Ohhhhh.

So... is that everyone?

[ gulps, burps ]

Yeah, yeah. Let's go.

[ grunts ]

Clarence: Ohhhhhh.

It's the wrong bus.

Hooray!

[ giggling ]

Hi. I'm Clarence.

Nice to meet you. Oh, cool backpack.

Aw, man, light-up shoes?

Ooh, same height. I can tell we have a connection!

Oh, hey, not-Sumo.

What's your real name?

Ms. Lofton: Jimmy!

Chakra -- Chak--

Chalk-n-bana-- Chalk-n-booty.

Wait. Who? Me?

You're the new kid, aren't you?

Uh, yeah. Yeah!

I'm Jimmy. That's me, Jimmy.

Nice to meet you.

All right, where's your uniform?

I usually just wear this.

Not in my school, you don't.

Here, at West Aberdale,

everyone must wear a uniform and carry their photo I.D.

You sure you don't want a different size?

Nope.

[ school bell rings ]

Time for new fun school.

Yay!

[ student snoring ] Mr. Mozer: Okeydokey. Everyone got that?

So after your salutation or "greeting,"

after you, um...

after, uh, we move on to the "body" of the letter.

[ snoring continues ]

Ugh! Okay, yeah.

Clarence: Um, excuse me. Mr. Mozer?

Yes, Jimmy?

I know we're supposed to write to Mrs. Chaganovich,

but I don't really know her.

So I wrote my letter to my friend Flametooth.

He's my dragon friend.

I want to tell him, like, how I'm doing and --

plus, he just had a couple of little dragon babies,

so I got to ask about that.

You know what?

That's a great idea, Jimmy.

Thank you so much.

Forget about this.

Everybody, write a letter to anybody you want.

Write a letter to the president of the United States

or to your dead hamster

or even to me.

Write whatever you feel like.

[ thud ]

Yeah.

[ kids chatting excitedly ]

Craig, you silver-tongue fox, you did it.

You taught 'em, didn't ya?

[ chuckles ]

[ kids chattering excitedly ]

It's like a soft helmet.

Whoa.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Whoo. Ooh. Ooh.

[ indistinct chatter ]

H-Hey, kids! I'm Frankie Do-Dad.

[ grunts ]

One second, kids.

Ooh. Uh, okay.

[ grunting ]

All righty.

Uh, hey, there, kids.

I'm Frankie Do-Dad.

Who's ready to pop and chug?

[ all yelling ]

[ bottle clatters ] Ryan, have you seen Clarence anywhere?

Uh...

[ laughing ]

There he goes again.

Uh... I don't know.

♪♪

Well, that class was pretty fun.

You made it fun. Oh, you.

What other cool stuff you guys got at this school?

Oh, nothing special. Same ol', same ol'.

Are you sure?

♪ Oh, there's a new kid in town ♪

♪ Everybody's falling to pieces about me ♪

♪ There's a new kid in town ♪

Please help my bacon chips!

♪ Everything I do is a treat ♪

♪ It's a pleasure to meet you ♪

He's my hero.

♪ Everybody loves me ♪

♪ Everybody loves me ♪

[ cheering ]

Clarence: Are you kidding?

That cafeteria food was better than my mom's gravy.

Just don't tell her. -[ chuckles ]

Oops. My tank is full.

I'll see you guys later.

Whoa.

Boop.

Oh, man.

[ chuckles ] [ loud snap ]

Hello?

Oh, hi, not-Sumo. -Aah!

Hey, what's your real name, anyway?

My n-name?

Yeah, my name's Jimmy, what's yours?

Uh, it's...J-Jimmy.

Whoa. My name is Jimmy, too!

Jimmy Chalk-n-booty.

My mama and my Chad, they call me Clarence.

But here, everybody started calling me Jimmy.

That's because I'm Jimmy,

and it's pronounced Chakraborty.

Chalka-bwa?

♪♪

This is my fifth school this year.

Every time my family moves, I have to make new friends.

And right when I get settled in, we just have to move again.

I stopped trying to make new friends.

It's just easier that way.

[ sobbing ]

It's such a sad story.

[ blows nose loudly ]

But you can keep being Jimmy, and I don't have to worry

about talking to anyone or having any friends.

What?

You can't be a weirdo bathroom weirdo forever.

Making friends is easy, silly.

[ zipper unzips ] Clarence, wha-- stop!

-Wha -- what are you doing? -Helping ya make friends.

That's Steven, he's really nice.

Remember, all ya got to do is be yourself and say hello.

I -- I can't. [ grunts ]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

This is gonna be harder than I thought.

♪♪

Okay, kids. Who's ready for round 11?

No more.

[ all groaning ]

Yeah! Keep 'em coming!

19, 20, 21...

ugh. Okay, don't panic.

We definitely lost a kid.

[ coughs ] Who?

Clarence.

Okay, buddy, fun's over.

Attention, everybody.

-Oh, cool. Jimmy! -It's Jimmy.

Okay, so listen up.

It's time for a special message

from someone I like to call a Jimmy.

It's cool when Jimmy talks like that.

One sec.

It'll be fine. They'll love you.

No. You're beautiful.

Jimmy.

[ hip-hop music plays ]

[ claps hands ]

H-Hi.

M-My name is Jimmy.

Smile.

I-I am the n-new kid at your school.

B-But I am also the n-new kid at your cool.

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -Oh, who is that?

Shh!

P-Plays air g-guitar.

H-Have you ever seen a new kid do a c-cartwheel?

Does a cartwheel. -Do a cartwheel!

Uh, m-maybe I should turn the m-music off.

Michelle: [ screams ] [ all gasp ]

[ all chuckling ]

[ groans ]

Sorry! I didn't see you.

Wow. Great improv.

Oh.

Wait! I won't let you be a bathroom goblin!

Leave me alone. Oof!

Watch where you're going.

Wait! Jimmy!

Jimmy, I have your I.D.

No, no. I'm actually not --

Yeah, yeah, he's Jimmy.

Mm-hmm, I know. And who are you?

I...

n-nobody, I guess.

No, don't say that.

You are Jimmy Chakabaloney.

Okay, okay, okay.

Now, which one of you is Jimmy Chakanbahty?

Chakraborty.

I'm Clarence Chalkaboney.

[ slowly ] Chakraborty.

Uh, I-I mean...

[ groaning ]

No, no, no, no. Now enough.

Jimmy.

[ gasps ] Jim-- me?

Yes.

This behavior isn't funny, young man.

Hey, you! Get back here!

Where's your I.D.? Ugh.

Okay, Jimmy. Welcome to West Aberdale.

[ slow-mo ] No!

Hey, Sumo. [ normal voice ] Hey, man.

What the heck is go--

Shh. Look. It's happening.

So, can you really do a cartwheel?

Uh, no, I've never tried.

Yeah, me, neither.

My name's Bree. What's yours?

Uh, J-Jimmy. Jimmy Chakraborty.

[ blows nose loudly ]

My little bird has grown up.

Wait. If that's the real Jimmy,

then you boys are in a world of trouble!

-Bye! -Hey, you, get back here!

[ horn honks ]

Come on! Come on! Get in! Get in! Get in!

Seatbelts.

Lofton. -Shoop.

Your district's not getting any more of our kids!

[ tires squeal ] Clarence: You have a beautiful school!

You get back here!

Shoop!

♪ Early to bed ♪

♪ Early to rise ♪

♪ Picking my nose ♪

[ whistling ]