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[rock music playing]
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This show never disappoints!
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Oh, whoo!
It's the funniest thing on TV!
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REPORTER: And that does it
for our 6:00 news.
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Amy, you're not
gonna believe this!
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[news broadcast music
playing on TV]
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Were you laughing
at other people's misfortune
on the news again?
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Not me!
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[chuckles] Okay, maybe a little.
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Some lady got trapped
in an elevator for five days
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and it was not pretty.
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If they didn't want you
to laugh,
they wouldn't put it on TV.
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You know, every time I think
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I'm making progress
with you people?
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Something like this happens.
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Anyways, Amy,
the The Round-Up is holding
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their annual Battle of the Bands
on Saturday.
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We have to enter!
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Wait, so we get to sing
and battle people?
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I'm in!
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It's not a real battle.
It's a contest where bands
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perform original songs
and face-off against each other.
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I'm confused.
Can I throttle someone or not?
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No! But if we win,
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it'll boost our cred
as a new singing duo
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and we'll be insanely popular!
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Oh, we are popular.
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The other day we were singing
at the food court
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and someone tipped us
with curly fries.
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That wasn't a tip,
they threw them at us
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and said "Stop singing,
I'm trying to eat!"
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Best two-ninety-nine
I ever spent.
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[sighs] The only thing is,
to perform at the contest,
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we'd have to write
an original song.
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-Which we've never done before.
-Big deal.
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I used to write songs with
my villain band all the time.
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Well, until they met
their demise in a fiery inferno.
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Which is ironic
because we were gonna name
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the band Fiery Inferno.
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Oh, hey, Celia!
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Come on in.
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I know I'm supposed to knock,
but I'm too excited.
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Plus, I really don't care.
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Robert just told me he booked us
a romantic weekend
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at Lady Bird Lake.
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That sounds far away. I like it.
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[sighs] We're gonna watch
the sunrise,
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play shuffleboard
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and cruise the lake
on a kayak built for two.
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You know why they build 'em
for two, don't ya?
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If I say yes, will it stop you
from telling me?
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Anyway, since I'm gonna be gone
for a few days,
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this is the list of things
I need you to do while I'm away.
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Wait, so you're going
on vacation
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but you want us
to do your chores?
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I was wrong about you.
You are smart.
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It really doesn't seem fair
to make us work
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while you're off having fun.
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I could just raise
your rent instead.
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Then again,
work does build character.
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[theme music playing]
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Amy! I just came up
with the perfect verse
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for our Battle of the Bands
song!
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Check it out!
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"The leaves are growing.
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The sun is shining.
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I feel so alive.
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The stars are aligning"
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Wow, that's like
the perfect set up
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for the chorus I just wrote.
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"Stop with the lies!
Stop with the lies!
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Everything dies!
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Everything dies!"
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I am not letting
our first big performance
be a song about death.
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Well, then I'm not singing
about the stars aligning!
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What's your big finale?
Butterflies flying
out of our armpits?
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If you're open to it.
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Look, the contest
is tomorrow night.
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If we can't write
an original song
that represents the both of us,
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we're gonna have to back out
of the competition.
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Wait, no, I got it!
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What if we perform
"Loud Like Me?"
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It's a song I used to sing
with my villain band
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but it's the least-villainy
one I ever wrote.
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It goes like this...
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[rock music playing]
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♪ I'm not the hero type ♪
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♪ I do just what I like ♪
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♪ I make the city all mine ♪
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♪ All mine ♪
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♪ It's pathological ♪
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♪ The way I rock and roll ♪
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♪ I'm here
To have a good time ♪
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♪ Good time ♪
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♪ Oh, no! ♪
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♪ On another level
Turn up like a rebel ♪
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♪ Oh, no! ♪
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♪ When I make a sound bite ♪
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♪ You wish
You were loud like me! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Amy, that song is amazing!
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But I still think
our first original song as a duo
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should represent
both of our personalities.
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Hey, Hartley.
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Hello, Lamey.
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Really, Gem?
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Your name literally
means generic diamond.
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I heard you're competing
in the Battle of the Bands.
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So are we.
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We call ourselves
"Gem and the Other Girls."
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You know,
that way when they annoy me
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and I have to replace them,
the name will still stick.
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Oh, I know they can hear me,
I don't care.
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What's your point, Gem?
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My point is that you two
should drop out now
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and spare yourselves
the embarrassment
of losing to me.
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Oh, and them. [chuckles]
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But mostly me.
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So, villain song?
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Villain song!
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Okay, Colby,
I think we can check
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some of the stuff
of Celia's "To Do" list.
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Clean gutters, check.
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Plant lemon tree, check.
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Bury mysterious box
under lemon tree, check.
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I shook it,
pretty sure it's bones.
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That was exhausting!
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Why does Celia want her lawn
trimmed with scissors?
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I added that one to see if you
were gullible enough to do it.
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You never disappoint, Jake!
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Okay. Only 22 chores to go.
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Next up, tint the windows
on her "she shed!"
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What's this?
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MAN: I've got three recliners
for this address.
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I'm sorry,
we didn't order any recliners.
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Oh, they must be
for our landlady Celia.
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And we will be happy
to accept them on her behalf!
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Just keeping
Celia's new chairs safe.
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Inside our house.
Under our tushies.
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Under our tushies?
Who says that?
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Seriously? That's your biggest
bump with this whole thing?
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Look, if Celia can go
on vacation
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and stick us with her chores,
the least she can do
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is let us enjoy these sweet
recliners for a few days.
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And you're gonna take
the heat for this
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when Celia comes home
and finds out?
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No. I'll be hiding
in her she shed.
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♪ Oh, no! ♪
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♪ When I make the sound bite ♪
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♪ You wish
You were loud like me! ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Hartley, if we're gonna perform
a bass-pounding villain anthem,
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you can't sing it
like a bobblehead doll.
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Sorry.
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I've just never sung
anything with this
rage-filled kind of energy.
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It's easy. You just have to tap
into your inner villain.
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Oh, you know,
like when you take money
out from your grandma's purse.
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I would never!
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Oh, well, I used to take money
from my grandma's purse
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so pretend you're me
and go crazy. [chuckles]
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I'm just gonna go
get us a snack.
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[sighs]
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Okay, channeling
my inner villain.
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♪ Oh, no! ♪
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♪ On another level
Turn up like a rebel ♪
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♪ Oh, no! ♪
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♪ When I make the sound bite ♪
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♪ You wish
You were loud like me! ♪
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-Hartley?
-[screams]
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Mrs. Madden!
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Oh, look at you standing
on the furniture,
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there's hope for you yet.
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When did I hear
that song before?
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Oh, I used to perform it with my
villain band when I was Havoc.
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Right! Yes.
It's about the only song
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your band played
that didn't make my ears bleed.
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Well, that stings.
All of my songs
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were supposed
to make your ears bleed.
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We're performing it
at the Round-Up
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for the "Battle of the Bands!"
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Oh, no, you're not.
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Singing that song
in public is way too risky.
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Why? No one's even heard it.
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We only performed it
at some villain music festivals.
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Villains have music festivals?
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Of course. Who do you think
invented mosh pits?
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My point is, no one here knows
it's a villain song.
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I'm not concerned
about people here knowing.
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If someone films you
and posts it online,
any villain can see it
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and connect the dots
between Havoc and Amy.
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And we will all get caught!
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Well,
what are we supposed to do?
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The contest is tonight and we
don't have another song to sing.
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Which means
we won't be able to compete!
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Sorry, girls,
but this family's safety
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is more important
than winning a contest.
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I'm putting my foot down.
You cannot sing that song.
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Wow. Being a good parent feels
like being a tyrant.
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I like it.
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[rock music playing]
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I can't believe we have
to back out of the contest.
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I've never
backed out of anything!
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Backed into things, yes.
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Backed over things definitely,
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but I've never backed out
of anything.
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Hi, I'm Hartley and this is Amy.
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We were supposed to perform
in the contest tonight but--
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They know my group is gonna win
so they're backing out.
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Good call, girls.
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Now we can just skip
to the part where you lose.
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We are not afraid
of you beating us.
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Aw, it's so cute
when she gets mad.
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Are neck veins
supposed to do that?
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Amy, do not let her get to you.
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-If she gets to you, she wins.
-Oh, I don't know.
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I'm pretty sure if I shove
that microphone stand
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down her throat,
it's a win for all of us.
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Everyone! Let's give it up
for Amy and Hartley!
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I know they say
it's bad to be a quitter
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but it's a good thing
when a person
can truly admit they're weak.
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Oh, yeah, there goes
your little neck vein.
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Why are you so upset? [chuckles]
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I mean, that is why
you're here, right?
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-To quit?
-Never!
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We're here to drop off
our sheet music and lyrics
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to the house band.
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Amy, what are you doing?
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Just follow my lead.
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Here you go!
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Hope you brought a lifeboat
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'cause our song is gonna
blow you out of the water!
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Why would I need a lifeboat
if I'm out of the water?
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I'll get back to you on that!
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Amy! You know your mom
doesn't want you
singing that song!
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Correction, my mom doesn't
want any villains
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to see footage of us
singing that song.
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What she's forgetting
is that my sonic powers
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can emit
an electromagnetic pulse.
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Normal people words, please!
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I can use the EMP
to shut down everyone's phones.
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So we can still perform
and they won't be able
to film us.
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So your family
will be totally safe! [chuckles]
That's brilliant!
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Oh, I'm glad you think so.
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Because my backed up plan
was gonna be forcing you
to sing the death song.
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[groaning]
247
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,675
All my anger at the world
is melting away.
248
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:20,027
Were we only villains
because we didn't have
massage chairs?
249
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:23,117
I better turn this thing off
before I start having
faith in humanity.
250
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,771
[beeps]
251
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,686
Whoo! You were right, Dad.
252
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,470
It's a lot easier
to put up with Celia's chores
253
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,602
when we can relax
in these chairs.
254
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,301
Yeah, I just wish we kept
them in the living room
so we could watch TV.
255
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,870
Because, you know,
down here we're just
three dudes staring at a wall.
256
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,610
Hey, that wall is gorgeous.
257
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,351
And I'm not just saying that
because I designed it.
258
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,702
Okay, I am.
259
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,966
This may seem crazy,
260
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:49,491
but the three of us
could just talk.
261
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,978
Then again, I mean, Dad did
design a really nice wall.
262
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,980
Oh, like your conversation's
so sparkling.
263
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,896
"I'm the Chosen One!
I did a kickflip today!"
264
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,985
Okay, that does not sound
like me
265
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,901
and it was a 360 hardflip!
Seriously.
266
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:11,513
It's like you just swipe
right past my stories.
267
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,821
Hey! I know how we can enjoy
the chairs and have fun!
268
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,432
Bring the chairs to life,
befriend them
and have chair friends?
269
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,825
Guess again!
270
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,914
A bumper chair battle!
271
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,135
Bumper chair battle?
272
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,442
That's right!
273
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,705
I motorized the chairs
and made customized
joysticks to control them!
274
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,185
That's a lot of work
to avoid talking to me.
275
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:36,146
Worst part is
you're still talking.
276
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,018
But now we can smash
into each other!
277
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,846
Why would we do that?
278
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:43,284
Because pain is funny,
but hurting family is funnier!
279
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,983
-[screams]
-[laughs]
280
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:02,085
[groaning]
281
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,306
You're right, Dad!
Hurting family is funnier!
282
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,351
You can't do that
to the Chosen One!
283
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:14,358
-[tense music playing]
-[laughing]
284
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,883
I think the Chosen One needs
to be knocked off his throne.
285
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,102
I'll join that palace coup!
286
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,150
[groans]
287
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,716
[chuckles]
288
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,631
Hmm... Maybe I should add
some seat belts.
289
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,633
BOTH: Nah!
290
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,984
Oh, it's on!
291
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,160
[evil laughs]
292
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,645
Amy, are you sure
performing your villain song
293
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,691
-is a good idea?
-Yes.
294
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,301
That song is gonna win us
this competition
295
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,999
and we're going to put Gem
in her place.
296
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,175
Which I hope is an upside down
port-a-potty.
297
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,047
GEM: ♪ It's pathological ♪
298
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,919
♪ The way I rock and roll ♪
299
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,051
♪ I'm here to have a good time
Good time ♪
300
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,183
What the--
301
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,794
♪ Oh, no! ♪
302
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,318
♪ On another level ♪
303
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:02,929
♪ Turn up like a rebel ♪
304
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:06,106
♪ Oh, no! ♪
305
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,369
♪ When I make the sound bite ♪
306
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,980
♪ You wish
You were loud like me... ♪
307
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,245
I can't believe it.
308
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,639
-She stole our song!
-[applause]
309
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,169
Thank you, Valley View!
310
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,084
Oh, no. I love you!
311
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,999
All right.
Wrapped it up, Jennifer Nopez!
312
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,306
What do you think you're doing?
313
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,351
You stole our song!
314
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,658
And I'm pretty sure
stealing another group's song
315
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,225
can get you disqualified.
316
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,357
You can't prove
that I stole anything.
317
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,578
But what is against the rules is
you singing the same song as me.
318
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,667
So unless you have another one,
319
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,887
looks like you're out
of the compet-ish.
320
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,715
Competi-tion.
321
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,804
Yeah, I made it "ish"
'cause it sounds more hip.
322
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,852
But that's not even a word.
323
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,854
I mean what is "ish"...
why am I going down
this road with you?
324
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,204
You should be flattered
I sang your song.
325
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,467
You wouldn't want it
to be ruined
by the two of you singing it.
326
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,646
-Amy!
-Mom!
327
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,778
What are you doing here?
328
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,172
Well, I thought you might ignore
329
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,565
what I said and try to sing
your song anyway.
330
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,567
So I came here to stop you.
331
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,874
Well, it doesn't matter because
Gem already stole our song
332
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,354
and performed
it before we could.
333
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,921
Aha! So you were gonna sing it!
334
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,488
Of course I was.
335
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,969
But I had a plan so no one
would be able to film it.
336
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,840
Electro-magnetic pulse?
337
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,625
Smart.
338
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:35,064
Despite what your father says,
you get that from me.
339
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,719
Wait. If you were so worried
that Amy singing the song
340
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,329
could lead the villains
to Valley View,
341
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,114
shouldn't we be worried
that they'll post videos
342
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,811
-of Gem singing it too?
-Nope.
343
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,379
[sonic EMP zaps]
344
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,427
My sonic EMP doesn't just stop
phones from filming,
345
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,038
it destroys them.
346
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,865
Nice.
347
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,652
Wait, did you just destroy
my phone?
348
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,264
Well, you always say friendship
is about sacrifices.
349
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,962
You couldn't pick a cheaper one?
350
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,227
Sorry, Mom. I never should
have gone against you.
351
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,099
I didn't want to lose to Gem,
but...
352
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:13,624
-I guess we lost anyway.
-Hey, whoa... [chuckles]
353
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:17,280
Hey, I didn't want you to sing
a villain song
but I'm not letting you quit!
354
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,760
You're performing on that stage.
355
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,762
How? We couldn't write a song
356
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,156
we agreed on in a week.
There's no way we can write one
357
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,461
by the time we're supposed
to perform.
358
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,072
I'm sure you can.
359
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,899
I mean,
just write about what you know.
360
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,293
And I think you both know
361
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,295
you shouldn't let the haters
get you down.
362
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,777
-You're right.
-Yeah!
363
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,126
Who cares what Gem thinks?
364
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,736
Well, there you go.
365
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,434
I'm sure you got something
to say about that.
366
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,305
Thanks, Mom!
367
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:45,613
Hey. Aw...
368
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,356
I'm really getting this
ordinary mom thing down.
369
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,015
[evil laughs]
370
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,234
Stop ganging up on me!
It's two against one!
371
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,368
Correction,
it's two against the Chosen One.
372
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:10,377
Aw, look at him drive off
in his little scaredy-chair.
373
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,206
That'll teach him not to flaunt
all his powers in our face.
374
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,164
You see the glimmer
fading from his eyes?
375
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,644
His spirit is broken.
376
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,428
Man, I love being a parent.
377
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,996
Oh, ho, ho.
378
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,086
We scared him so bad
he abandoned his chair!
379
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,654
COLBY: Correction,
I am the chair!
380
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,134
Wait.
381
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,570
If Colby shapeshift
into a chair,
382
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,137
then that means the chair has...
383
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,226
BOTH: Super-speed!
384
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,880
[groans]
385
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,752
COLBY: That's right!
I can shape-shift
386
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,842
and super-speed
at the same time!
387
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,975
Never underestimate
the Chosen One.
388
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,808
Yup. Definitely should've gone
with those seat belts.
389
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,293
[audience applauding]
390
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,211
Okay, folks, that does it
for our Battle of the Bands!
391
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,475
And according to our judges,
we have a unanimous winner!
392
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,042
Uh-uh!
What are you getting ready for?
393
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,696
You had your stage time.
394
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,263
The winning part is all me.
395
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,747
Looks like I spoke too soon.
396
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,315
Apparently, we have
one more performance!
397
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,665
-That's my girl!
-What? No!
398
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:22,797
You can't can't let them sing!
399
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,973
Please welcome to the stage...
400
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,194
-Happiness!
-[applause]
401
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,760
Of Death?
402
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,721
This one's for all the haters.
403
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,941
Especially the one in the
pink dress at table three.
404
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,944
You can try to bring us down,
but guess what?
405
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,164
We don't care.
406
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,949
[rock music playing]
407
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,304
♪ We don't care! ♪
408
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,915
♪ We don't care! ♪
409
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,873
♪ No more stopping
Only green lights ♪
410
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,962
♪ No more Mr. Shy guy ♪
411
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,922
♪ Won't spend any time
Trying to be who they like ♪
412
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,881
♪ If they try to turn it down ♪
413
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,449
♪ We'll just turn it
Way up loud ♪
414
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,712
♪ Never let the critics
Phase us ♪
415
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,759
♪ Leave the hate in the dust
Being real is a must ♪
416
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369
♪ Won't keep it hush hush ♪
417
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,416
♪ If they try to turn it down ♪
418
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,723
♪ We'll just turn it
Way up loud ♪
419
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,900
♪ What's the difference
If you're different? ♪
420
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,252
♪ Just go with it
And make 'em listen ♪
421
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,037
♪ We don't care
They can't stop us now ♪
422
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:32,214
♪ No more hiding
Back in the crowd ♪
423
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,261
♪ So let 'em say, hey!
What they'll say, hey! ♪
424
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,351
♪ We don't, we don't
We don't care ♪
425
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,745
♪ We don't care
If we don't fit in ♪
426
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,879
♪ We won't let 'em
Under our skin ♪
427
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,534
♪ So let 'em say, hey!
What they'll say, hey ♪
428
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:51,146
♪ We don't, we don't
We don't care! ♪
429
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,327
♪ We don't care
About the talk talk ♪
430
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,024
♪ It don't get to us, nah ♪
431
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,200
♪ We do what we want ♪
432
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,940
♪ We're just having fun, yeah ♪
433
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,117
♪ If they try to turn it down ♪
434
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,686
♪ We'll just turn it
Way up loud ♪
435
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,122
♪ What's the difference... ♪
436
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,168
Time to finish this off
with a bang!
437
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:19,130
♪ We don't care
They can't stop us now ♪
438
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,742
♪ No more hiding
Back in the crowd ♪
439
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,180
♪ So let 'em say, hey!
What they'll say, hey! ♪
440
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,139
♪ We don't, we don't
We don't care ♪
441
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,186
♪ Oooh, na, na, na ♪
442
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,798
♪ We don't care
We don't care, nah ♪
443
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:37,279
♪ Oooh, na, na, na ♪
444
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,761
♪ We don't care
We don't care, nah ♪
445
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:44,155
♪ What's the difference
If you're different ♪
446
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,636
♪ Just go with it
And make 'em listen ♪
447
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,857
♪ What's the difference
If you're different ♪
448
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,729
♪ We don't care! ♪
449
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,646
[cheers and applause]
450
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,649
How did they get sparks?
451
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,912
I didn't get sparks!
452
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,958
Ugh! This is not over!
453
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,137
We're leaving!
454
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,447
The judges have voted
and once again it's unanimous!
455
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,839
The winner of this year's
456
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:19,016
Battle of the Bands
is Happiness!
457
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,191
Of Death!
458
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,671
[squeals]
459
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,152
[cheers and applause]
460
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,290
[groaning]
461
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,074
Hey, Dad, can I get
one of those ice packs?
462
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,164
Get your own, strong man!
463
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:41,300
Colby, how are you not in pain?
464
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,432
Is that another
Chosen One power?
465
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,652
Yeah, it's called being young.
466
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,568
[knocks on the door]
467
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,008
Do you know how long
I've been waiting here?
468
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,967
-Five seconds?
-Sounds right.
469
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,969
Thanks for signing
for my chairs.
470
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,797
Hartley was busy singing.
471
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:04,671
Guess that was more important
than Grandma's Tush Master 2000.
472
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,369
Is one of these for Hartley?
473
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,806
No, they're for Tawny
and Tessie.
474
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,940
The girls come over for a gab
sesh three nights a week.
475
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:16,552
If we're gonna dish dirt,
our tushies
might as well be cushy.
476
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,645
I think I've reached
my threshold
for hearing the word "tushy."
477
00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:29,260
Ooh, I can feel it
huggin' my hips!
478
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,872
What's this thing do?
479
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,352
Celia, no!
480
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,223
[screams]
481
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,837
Forget to remove the motors?
482
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:44,232
You know how this goes.
I'm the chef,
you clear the table.
483
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,108
You okay, Celia?
484
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:53,154
No! I'm not okay.
485
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,983
I'm amazing!
486
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:59,247
Ooh! I didn't know
those chairs could do that!
487
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,988
Hurry up and move 'em
over to my place
488
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:03,033
so I can T-bone
Tawny and Tessie!
489
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,865
[rock music playing]
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