Original subtitles

♫ I wanna let you feel the wind, the rain, and my dream ♫

♫ Let's make memories whenever we have the chance ♫

♫ Across the world, through the whole year, even travel in the sky or under the sea ♫

♫ I'm not afraid as long as you are by my side ♫

♫ I'd like to borrow a star from the nightsky ♫

♫ And light up the tranquility in your heart ♫

♫ I'd like to borrow a scenery from seasons ♫

♫ To decorate your eyes ♫

♫ Listen, gentle wind blows over the roof ♫

♫ Look, moonlight scattered on the water ♫

♫ Tell me all the little things about you ♫

♫ I wanna let you feel the wind, the rain, and my dream ♫

♫ Let's make memories whenever we have the chance ♫

♫ Across the world, through the whole year, even travel in the sky or under the sea ♫

♫ I'm not afraid as long as you are by my side ♫

♫ Glad that I didn't give up I didn't miss you and fail myself ♫

♫ Let the tears of joy falls on our prime time ♫

♫ Good things perish, time passes, youth goes away ♫

♫ For me, you are still the same ♫

♫ Glad that I didn't give up I didn't miss you and fail myself ♫

♫ Let the tears of joy falls on our prime time ♫

♫ Good things perish, time passes, youth goes away ♫

♫ For me, you are still the same ♫

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[My Kung Fu Girlfriend] [Episode 1]

Kill him!

Yan, hand over the Ice Crystal now!

You've overestimated yourself.

Boye, you gave up being the Master of Vast Martial Faction

to be Nian Feili's bodyguard.

What a loyal dog.

Cut the nonsense.

Let's put an end to the evil deeds of the Nian Family today.

Feili, are you alright?

The Ice Crystal!

Boye!

Hello, Everyone. Welcome to the Daily News.

After the server updated for the New Soul Land,

the game cannot be logged in.

A great number of players gathered

under Yunsong Entertainment to voice their discontent.

Yuan Fan, the spokesperson of the game

also became the target for their resentment.

I'm sorry, Everyone.

We will give you a dedicated interview session later.

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, Everyone.

We didn't live up to your expectations.

Actually, I was playing the game myself

and operating Nian Feili through the Frosty Dungeon.

I was really surprised by the sudden log-in issue as well.

I really understand the anxiety as a game player.

I will surely communicate with Yunsong Entertainment

and give you a reasonable explanation.

I will not betray your trust. Thank you, everyone.

- Yuan Fan! Yuan Fan! Yuan Fan! - Excuse us.

Please let us through.

Yuan Fan, we support you!

I support you!

How did I fall asleep?

It feels strange.

Why am I here?

Where is this place?

Vast Martial?

Why would Vast Martial be here?

Why is there a barrier here?

Huang Xiaoyu!

Are you done yet?

Sir... You'll be late if you don't leave now!

Sir, I would like to ask... You're so slow!

Huang Xiaoyu!

He passed through me?

Xiaoyu, why are you still sitting here?

The Martial Arts Assembly is about to start.

Lu Li, don't you think something feels strange?

Don't start with me.

The taxi is already waiting at the door.

He's running the meter.

I'll head out first. Hurry up.

Who are you? Why are you in my room?

You can see me?

A ghost!

Don't come near me! I'm warning you, this is a peach wood sword.

I'll chop your spirit into pieces!

Don't come near me. Don't come near me!

I just want to ask, where is this?

Why are the words of Vast Martial written on the sign out there?

Nonsense. This is the Vast Martial Faction.

Of course, Vast Martial would be written on there.

I'm telling you, I am

the 50th Master of the Vast Martial Faction!

I have incredible martial arts skills!

Don't be too arrogant, Ghost in Broad Day Light!

Outrageous.

Where did this mountebank come from?

The current master of Vast Martial is the 10th Master.

The Qi in your body is scattered in a sloppy way.

You can't even handle normal kungfu.

How dare you claim to be the Master of Vast Martial in front of Boye.

Boye?

Why does that sound like a character in the game?

Answer me.

What did you say?

The 10th Master of Vast Martial

has been gone for several centuries.

You...

Are you a ghost who came from several centuries ago?

Don't be cheeky!

How do I look like a ghost?

No offense. No offense.

Let's discuss this nicely.

You... if you won't harm me,

I won't harm you either.

Huang Xiaoyu, are you done yet?

Big brother,

there's a ghost!

Where? Where?

Right there! She's coming over!

I'm so scared!

Can you find a more believable excuse?

There is a ghost.

See, she's right there.

Please have some pity for the ghost who died of anxiety in front of you!

The taxi is already running the meter.

Come out with me!

The barrier moved!

So, the barrier is connected to her.

♪ The descendants of Vast Martial make a dashing appearance ♪

Amen, please remove demons around me.

After thinking about it for a while,

I think I sort of understand my current predicament.

You understand,

but I still don't.

How's my flow?

- Big brother, there's a... - I hope

you won't tell anyone about being able to see me yet.

Great.

If you don't want to cause more trouble, you have to listen to me.

Do you remember?

Okay.

Who are you talking to?

No one.

Hello, everyone.

I'm at the audition scene of the Martial Arts Assembly sponsored by New Soul Land.

A lot of factions will gather here.

Among them, there are factions with a long history

and emerging new factions over the internet.

As for the judge, we even invited popular star

Yuan Fan, who is also the spokesperson for the mobile game New Soul Land.

That Dai Yilun is so irresponsible.

He just paused the server just like that and went into hiding.

That's right. I can't play such a good game anymore.

You're too careless.

I mean the comments online.

Those players who started playing because of you are criticizing you now.

It's alright.

With my face, what's not to be forgiven?

By the way, let's get down to business.

When you're scoring them later, give the Thunder Bones Martial Club some slack.

Their boss, Mr. Li is one of the investors of The Missing Swordsman.

Got it. I'll make sure I do it nicely.

That's enough. Stop staying up late.

Look at your under-eye circles.

I'm leaving now.

Come in.

Mr. Yuan.

Mr. Yuan, here's your drink.

You can go on stage now.

Okay. I'll be there after I change.

What's a martial arts assembly?

A martial arts assembly is the same as your martial arts championship in the old days.

You're participating on behalf of Vast Martial?

Can you win first place?

I'm not participating.

I'm here to support Lu Li.

All heroes in the world are honored to participate in the martial arts assembly

but you don't?

What era is this?

Friendship comes first and competition comes second.

We're not trying to compete for the hegemony.

Everyone is just joining the fun.

You're such a coward.

How can you speak like that?

I don't know her. I don't know her.

Lu Li, Lu Li! Where are you going?

Don't leave me here alone.

Xiaoyu, my stomach is acting up.

Why is there always something with you?

Bro, where's the restroom?

Excuse me, where's the restroom?

I just want to know where's the restroom.

Why did you push me?

Who are you? I'll file a complaint against you!

Xiaoyu, wait here for me. I'll be right back.

Come back soon.

Huang Xiaoyu, this man's behavior is strange.

Something must be wrong with him.

Go check it out.

Why should I go?

Go check it out.

Let's see where you can go.

Who are you?

I'm sorry.

I saw a strange person come in.

You're the strange person.

Mr. Yuan, I already hung up your outfit.

Where is the strange man?

How many times have I told you?

You have to be a sensible fan.

Tell me, how long have you planned to take advantage of me?

I'm taking advantage of you?

I didn't. I really didn't. I just saw a strange person.

He might be a thief.

He was wearing the same outfit as that person.

You look like a nice girl and you seem pretty young.

As my fan, I have to give you some advice.

You can just tell me your love for me.

But don't lie and use such an extreme method, okay?

I...

What are you doing?

I already gave you my signature.

I like to render good for evil.

There's more.

You have to keep the fact that you saw my perfect body a secret.

You can have this beverage.

The door is right there.

You're the strange one.

The audition for the Martial Arts Assembly is officially starting.

That guy is the judge?

Let's welcome the next pair of opponents.

Crane Master and Gale.

Gale launches an attack first at an extremely fast pace,

seemingly overwhelming Crane Master.

However, Crane Master reacts quickly

- and withstands Gale's attack. - Big brother,

they seem really tough.

They are alright. Not as good as me.

Crane Master wins this match.

The martial arts assembly is not all it claims to be.

Too bad I can't touch these people.

Otherwise, I will certainly win the championship.

Here you go again.

Lu Li, are you sure you're competing?

Can you beat them?

I'm already here and we paid so much money.

We would lose so much if we leave now.

The next pair will be Vast Martial against Thunder Bones!

It's your turn so soon.

Good luck to me.

Go, Lu Li!

Bravo, bravo!

Judge, I want to complain. They are too heavy-handed.

The contestant's attacks are within a reasonable range.

There's no problem.

The contestant from Vast Martial's complaint has been rejected.

The match continues!

Wait a minute!

A martial arts competition should just be an exchange of moves.

Since you hurt me, don't blame me for

withdrawing from the competition.

Well, the winner is Thunder Bones.

Didn't you say you're undefeated?

That's it?

It's not that I'm not good enough. He hurt me.

I never expected you to win anyway.

Get out, useless quitter!

Let's go.

The second contestant from Vast Martial, you may come on stage now.

We don't have a second contestant.

Isn't Huang Xiaoyu from Vast Martial?

Me?

They need at least two people to apply.

I'm not going.

If you don't go up there, your Vast Martial Faction will be eliminated directly.

Can you accept that?

No.

Huang Xiaoyu, as the faction master, you wouldn't even dare to go on stage?

What are you afraid of? Go!

Don't be afraid. Teach them a lesson.

- Go. Go. - Go up there!

Bravo! Bravo!

Xiaoyu!

Seems like Vast Martial didn't give up.

They sent out faction master Huang Xiaoyu.

Can she set the record straight again?

Let's focus on the match.

What kind of fist move is that?

Is this a disorderly fist move you created yourself?

It's the Meteor Fists passed down from my ancestors.

Hang Xiaoyu, don't bring shame to the Vast Martial Faction.

Leave it to me.

Xiaoyu!

Judge, let's pause!

Pause.

Xiaoyu, let's go home. It's not embarrassing.

It's okay, Lu Li.

I think I can still go on.

I just...

- Forget it. - My head is a bit dizzy.

Where is this?

Why am I here?

Boye!

Give me my body back!

Huang Xiaoyu is already back on the stage. Please show me your moves.

Seems like she's determined to turn her defeat into a win.

Bravo.

Bravo! Nice!

Bravo! Bravo!

Boye, you're incredible.

What an exciting match!

Each party won one match and it's a tie.

Next, we'll ask our judge Yuan Fan to give his last vote and scores.

The match was wonderful.

I didn't expect the contestant from Vast Martial to turn the situation around in the end.

However...

When you're scoring them later, give the Thunder Bones Martial Club some slack.

Their boss, Mr. Li is one of the investors of The Missing Swordsman.

In general, I think I like the contestant from Thunder Bones better.

Who?Therefore,

I've decided to give my final vote to

Thunder Bones Martial Club!

Alright, congratulations to Thunder Bones for their victory.

Contestant, although you were defeated,

I think you gave a wonderful performance.

Is there anything else you want to say?

Feili, it's me.

This contestant seemed to have called out the name of a game character

Mr. Yuan endorsed.

- She should be a fan of Mr. Yuan. - What are you doing?

You'll be banned from the competition if you beat up the judge!

Feili, we've spent so long together.

Don't you recognize me anymore?

Let go of me.

Don't speak like that, miss.

There are no hard feelings between us. When did we ever spend time together?

It's a law-based society now.

You can't just make that kind of remarks irresponsibly.

Producer!

Producer! Producer!

You...

Come here, Producer!

Acrylic paint?

Why would she drink something like that?

Exactly. I was just about to ask you.

She was drinking the designated beverage of your show when she came into the venue.

The doctor said if she didn't have a gastric lavage on time,

the paint might penetrate her digestive system

and be absorbed by her body, and cause damage to her nerves.

We already called the police.

The police will certainly find out the truth.

The most important thing is Huang Xiaoyu's health.

Don't worry. The organizer of the competition will take care of all her medical expenses.

I'll never let you hear the end of it if she doesn't wake up.

Why did I enter her body but can't move at all?

Is it because she's too weak?

No,

I have to find a way to force the poison out of her body.

What are you doing?

Hey, Bro, you're way too close.

People can tell it's staged right away.

Let me see it.

First of all, you made me look too short.

Secondly, I don't seem in a hurry at all.

Mr. Yuan, you were walking too steadily.

Do it again.

Huang Xiaoyu.

Huang Xiaoyu,

I heard you're hurt.

I'm really worried.

I'm so worried.

Show it to me.

Here, Mr. Yuan.

Look, this time it's pretty nice.

People can tell that I was anxious and in a hurry

and my legs seem long.

- Mr. Yuan, your legs are indeed long. - Did you write a title yet?

The title will be... "Sweet Yuan Fan Visits Sick Contestant".

No, that's too bland.

Never mind. Here's the deal.

You will come with me to Huang Xiaoyu's room.

I'll greet all her family and friends.

Take more photos and videos.

Someone suffered for you last time.

You won't escape this time.

Nightmares arise alongside evil thoughts.

Your body will be mine now.

Go find the Ice Crystal for me now.

Huang Xiaoyu,

why didn't you even tuck yourself in?

Watch the angle. Don't worry.

Huang Xiaoyu, I was very upset after you were injured.

- I was really... - Mr. Yuan,

she got the blood returning.

Doctor, she got the blood returning.

Doctor.

K, go call security.

Are you a doctor or not?

What are you doing?

Stop taking the picture!

Stop taking the picture!

Stop taking pictures!

You pervert.

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♫ Does past mean something dispersed in the wind ♫

♫ The broken bonds over the years are still with me ♫

♫ Does time mean something solidified by tears ♫

♫ We have to say goodbye in a blink of an eye ♫

♫ My love was deep, my devotion was unselfish ♫

♫ Somehow my love brought me nothing but injuries ♫

♫ Some people don't deserve patience, some love don't deserve effort ♫

♫ I know what we have left is just memories ♫

♫ My love was deep, my devotion was unselfish ♫

♫ Somehow my love brought me nothing but injuries ♫

♫ Some people don't deserve patience, some love don't deserve effort ♫

♫ I know what we have left is just memories ♫