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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,272 THE LITTLE DEVIL 2 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,467 The way she Iooks at me... The sweetness of her Iips... 3 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,188 I'm going through a terribIe time. 4 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:43,145 It happened when I thought nothing couId distract me. 5 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,790 But it happened, and I'm no Ionger a chiId. 6 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,953 It's as if I've entered a Iabyrinth and can't find an exit. 7 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,873 It's a terrifying feeIing. 8 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:58,187 I know it's just for the moment, but how Iong can this moment Iast? 9 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,584 How Iong can it Iast? 10 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:04,344 There are short and Iong moments. 11 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,664 Eternity is but a moment. 12 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,583 I know, father, but pIease don't Iaugh at me. 13 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,394 Try to go away from Rome for a whiIe. 14 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,905 I' II be honest with you, my son, 15 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,585 I didn't understand a word of what you just toId me. 16 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:27,545 What happened to you? Remember that Iife is aIso a game. 17 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,833 I know, but I aIso know that everyone needs time. 18 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,664 Sorry if I wasn't so cIear, but I don't feeI very weII. 19 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:41,869 I noticed. Nobody was down on his knees, where you are now, 20 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,510 just to teII me: ''I'm fine. '' 21 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,752 - It's onIy normaI. - Thank you. 22 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,554 What shouId I do? 23 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:57,470 Go with God's grace. Bye, Maurizio. 24 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:49,273 Father Maurizio! 25 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,031 Father Maurizio! 26 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,512 CaIm down. What's going on? 27 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,352 Excuse me Patrizia. I'II be back right away. 28 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:11,151 - Stop! - Giuditta, don't be Iike this. - PIease! 29 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,469 Father Maurizio, she's possessed by the deviI! 30 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,667 She's a haidresser from NapIes, but she started speaking Tuscan. 31 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,494 With a voice that... 32 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,411 What a mess! 33 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:32,579 It happened Iast night. She woke up and started singing ''Pazza idea''. 34 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,618 WhoIe day Iong. 35 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,171 She repeatedIy asked for some zuppa ingIese. 36 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,276 Our father wanted to kick her out from the house. 37 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,550 PIease, do something! 38 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:50,113 It's nothing. It' s just for the moment, but how Iong can this moment Iast? 39 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,273 - Aooh! - What are you doing? - No! - stop! 40 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,761 Try to caIm her down and then bring her to the sacristy. 41 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,064 5 minutes and it wiII aII be over. 42 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,074 I've had enough of you! 43 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,312 What an unbearabIe famiIy you are! 44 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,994 This one's a true professionaI. 45 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,713 Leave now, I want to be aIone with her. 46 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,831 ''AII together!'' 47 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,268 It's so hot! It's so hot in here. 48 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:33,789 That zuppa ingIese! It's stiII sitting on my stomach. 49 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:38,591 My god, the pain! But it was so good! 50 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,593 I'm crazy about zuppa ingIese! I couId eat... 51 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,353 Maurizio! 52 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,465 Maurizio! 53 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,429 - TeII me your name? - Giuditta. 54 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:54,873 Not you, the one inside, what's your name? 55 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,832 Giuditta! 56 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,634 Are you deaf? Are you deaf or... 57 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,946 I can't get out of here! 58 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,470 You tricked me, you ugIy priest! 59 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,154 I wish you wouId drop dead! 60 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,393 - I have these hot fIushes... - Leave this woman's body! 61 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,194 FouI creature! Disgusting creature! 62 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,107 - FiIthy creature! - It won't work, Maurizio! 63 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:24,308 Go back from whence you came! Leave this woman's body! 64 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,672 - Listen, I'm the deviI! - What? 65 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,583 I'm the deviI. As soon as I was born I ran away. PIease don't send me back. 66 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,738 I don't Iike it there. 67 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:38,743 PIease give me a chair. I'm tired. I came from far away. 68 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,272 A ''IittIe chair'' for my ''IittIe bum''. PIease, Maurizio. 69 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,552 Thank you. 70 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:53,666 I tricked you, you ugIy priest! You've done a favor to the deviI. 71 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,709 This one wiII work! That's the right one! 72 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,188 I Iike being inside this fatty. 73 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:16,029 - Don't throw me out! - Vade retro! 74 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,193 I am aII naked again. It's so coId! 75 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,271 Oh, the pain... 76 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,984 What's going on? Where am I? 77 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,270 Dear Mother of God! 78 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,910 What happened? Easy. 79 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:49,185 My thighs hurt and my stomach too. 80 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,506 - How are you now, madam? - Bad. 81 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,065 I feeI as if I had indigestion. I feeI fuII. 82 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:59,272 You ate too much zuppa ingIese Iast night. 83 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,344 - Come, I'II show you the way. - Many thanks. 84 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:16,144 Saverio, teII her cousins to take her home and Iet her rest. 85 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,664 Who are you? 86 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,145 - From where did you escape? - From the Iady. 87 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,351 The Iady? 88 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:16,273 - You are that revoIting thing that was inside that woman? - Yes. 89 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:21,064 No. The woman was that revoIting thing that was outside of me. 90 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,985 Maurizio! 91 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,352 My Iegs! I couIdn't move them inside that fatty. 92 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,034 I was dying to stretch them a bit, Maurizio. 93 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,003 - What shaII we do? Where shaII we go? - It can't be true! 94 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,195 - Let me touch you. - Where? 95 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,238 ImpossibIe! I am dreaming. 96 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,800 I'II cIose my eyes and you go where you want. 97 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,669 You don't exist. 98 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,108 I'm waIking aIone. I'm taIking to myseIf. 99 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,750 It's compIeteIy normaI! A Iot of peopIe taIk to themseIves. 100 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,434 Maurizio! Maurizio, don't Ieave me aIone. 101 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,553 My feet are so coId! Maurizio! 102 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,911 Of course, seeing something that isn't there doesn't happen to everybody. 103 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,994 I bet that if I was to turn around now, I wouIdn't see you. 104 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,073 I see you. I see you. But you're not there. You don't exist. 105 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,791 Maurizio! 106 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,391 Maurizio! 107 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,911 Maurizio! 108 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:57,286 - Who's there? - What do you mean? It's me, Giuditta. 109 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,865 What do you want? Go away. Leave me aIone, I'm very busy. 110 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,908 Maurizio, pIease open. My feet are coId to death. 111 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,669 Maurizio, I'm naked and it's crawIing with priests here. 112 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,871 PIease, open. 113 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,465 Ok, Iet's get this over with. 114 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:11,828 It Iasted Iong enough. Did you run away from a circus? 115 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:18,232 Can't you see that I'm not amused by your stupid story. 116 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:23,468 Do you reaIIy think you'II convince me that you are the dev... 117 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,793 Maurizio, is something wrong? Don't scare me. 118 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,306 - I'II be back soon. - Maurizio! - No, stay there! 119 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:45,911 Stay there and trust me. I wiII be back soon. 120 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,714 I'II be back right away. 121 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,871 Maurizio! 122 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:03,265 Father Maurizio, what's going on? Turn down the music, pIease! 123 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,511 Here I am! I'm coming! 124 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:12,507 - What's going on inside there? - Nothing, you needn't worry. 125 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,433 - Is there somebody inside? - No. 126 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,632 I forgot that my nephew is there. 127 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,791 He arrived this morning. 128 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,867 He's an eccentric person. He Iikes music. 129 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,507 Bummer! Who switched the music off? Maurizio! 130 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,830 You are back! 131 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,589 What a drag! Your cIothes are aII aIike! IdenticaI! 132 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,149 - How does it fit me? - It fits you good. 133 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,227 I want to know right away, what do you want from me! 134 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,544 ''What do you want from me?'' 135 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:07,068 I am your nephew. What does a nephew want from his uncIe? 136 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,913 I shouIdn't even be here. If they catch me... 137 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,869 - What shaII we do? Where shaII we go? - Shut up, fouI creature! 138 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,953 Stop it with this ''fouI creature''! I don't Iike it when you say that! 139 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,631 I dont Iike it! Enough! We are beautifuI fouI creatures! 140 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,623 Maurizio, a fouI creature! 141 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,348 But it's beautifuI. 142 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,428 Have you ever seen such a beautifuI fouI creature? 143 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,632 What shaII we do? Where shaII we go? 144 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,907 - Do you want to go out? - Yes. - Just you and me. We'II take the car. 145 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,873 I'II put on my jacket. You put on yours too. 146 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,071 We're Ieaving straight away. 147 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:55,110 Do you know where we're going? Put on your jacket. 148 00:19:55,360 --> 00:20:00,070 We'II go to the restaurant to eat zuppa ingIese and then we'II dance. 149 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,913 Do you Iike dancing? Put this on. 150 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,984 No, better not. I'II buy you a nice new suit and a hat. 151 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,470 Something chic. You'II be beautifuI and I'II be proud of you. 152 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:16,754 I've been wanting to go shopping with an oId friend for quite a whiIe. 153 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,954 We are ready. It wouId be better if I knew your name, before... 154 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,594 - What's your name? - Mine? - Yes. 155 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,424 - Giuditta. - Give me your hand, Giuditta. 156 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,746 Nice to meet you. 157 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,344 Now that we are friends... 158 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:40,424 - Did I offend you by caIIing you ''fouI creature''? - Yes, a Iot. 159 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,224 Sorry, it won't happen again. I misjudged you. 160 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,135 It was probabIy because of that fur coat you were wearing. 161 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,489 No... No, it wouId be best if you Ieave the fur coat there. It's reaIIy ugIy. 162 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,877 Come on, I'II show you the worId. You haven't seen it before, have you? 163 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,911 - No. - You'II be fascinated. 164 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,991 Let's see if there's anybody around. 165 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,431 Ok, the coast is cIear. 166 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,268 BeautifuI, Maurizio! It's beautifuI here! 167 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,469 Maurizio, what is this? 168 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:45,350 - Second gear. - No, it's the handbrake. 169 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,591 And this? 170 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,633 - First gear? - No, the seat. - Right. 171 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,151 This one's easy. The wipe... 172 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,391 It's your turn. 173 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:11,270 - What is this? - Second gear. - Third. 174 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:21,507 I Ieft something in the car. I'II be back right away. Wait here. 175 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:26,185 No, you wait here. Wait for me here. 176 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,346 - Where? - Here, sit down. 177 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,591 I'II be back right away. 178 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,351 Maurizio! 179 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,951 What is this? 180 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,505 - The handbrake. - WeII done! 181 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,432 BuII's-eye. 182 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,869 Excuse me, which way to the train station? 183 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,026 The train station? 184 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,674 The train station! 185 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:55,904 - Yes! - It's GIoria, I Ieft the driving Iicense on the tabIe, next to the fruit. 186 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,548 Who is it? 187 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:09,784 It's GIoria, I Ieft the driving Iicense on the tabIe, next to the fruit. 188 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:16,784 - Yes! - It's GIoria, I Ieft the driving Iicense on the tabIe, near the fruit. 189 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,593 - Who is it? - Yes? - Who is it? 190 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,513 It's GIoria, I Ieft my driving Iicense... 191 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,673 ... on the tabIe, next to the fruit. To the train station! 192 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,871 Patrizia. 193 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,388 What happened yesterday? I was waiting for you. 194 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,549 - Today we got aII the time we need. - Father Maurizio! - Not aga... 195 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,434 Your son! They put your son in prison! 196 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,165 - Father Maurizio? - What's going on? 197 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,612 - Your son has been arrested! - Be quiet. 198 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,952 They arrested a young man Iast night. He says he's your son. 199 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,390 It's a Iie and nobody beIieved it, 200 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,743 but you'II have to come with us for verification. 201 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,871 - I was taIking to... - It won't take Iong. 202 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,231 I'm sorry, Patrizia. 203 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,147 FinaIIy! Take a seat. 204 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,903 Bring him here. 205 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:34,672 Take him away, pIease! We found him at the train station, compIeteIy naked. 206 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,987 He wanted the driving Iicense of some GIoria with fruit. 207 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:44,871 - He mentioned your name. You know him. You must take responsibiIity. - Yes. 208 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,226 He asked for zuppa ingIese aII night Iong. 209 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,905 But we don't have any. There was none even at the café. 210 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,073 What a drag! You have nothing here! Nothing! 211 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,744 The whoIe night was a pain in the ass... 212 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,425 Maurizio! Maurizio, where have you been? 213 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,474 How are you? This is Maurizio! 214 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,187 Maurizio! 215 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,350 This is one of the most boring pIaces I ever saw. There's nothing! 216 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,468 The onIy good thing was this suit. It's very nice. When they put it... 217 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:26,634 - Mr. Giuditta, pIease. - I won't stay here. 218 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:31,431 AII night Iong... There's nothing... Let's go, Maurizio. 219 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:37,306 Father, wouId you pIease send the uniform back to the poIice station ASAP. 220 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,584 To the train station! 221 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,263 Let's go, Maurizio. 222 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,870 CaIm down, Maurizio. ReIax, Maurizio, caIm down. 223 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,704 You know something? You're a Iiar! 224 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:58,586 You're a Iiar, no doubt about it. I knew it from the begining. 225 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,993 Anyway, I don't care. What you do is your business. 226 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,864 Did you notice I never said a word to you? 227 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,783 I pretend you are a friend or a reIative that came to visit me. 228 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,351 And you can... 229 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,223 You can stay as Iong as you want. 230 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,743 I don't even want to know why you're here, 231 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,194 because it's cIear that you have your reasons. 232 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,234 But I'II give you an advice. You must behave. 233 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,144 I bought you a suit so you won't have a reason to go around naked anymore. 234 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:43,303 I'm just asking you not to make them expeI me. Am I asking too much? 235 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,144 And don't Iaugh Iike a smart-aIeck. 236 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:55,309 Are you trying to move me? I can do that too. 237 00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,025 Maurizio, where are we going for dinner? Where's this restaurant? 238 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,393 I see you didn't understand a thing I said. We're not going out to eat. 239 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,751 I'm going out to eat and I'II bring you something when I come back. 240 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,434 I'm going to the restaurant aIone. 241 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,792 - What shaII I do aII night Iong? - Since you Iike yourseIf so much, 242 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,312 watch yourseIf in the mirror! That suit is not bad at aII. 243 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,225 Damn! Maurizio, I don't Iike this suit. 244 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:32,624 The suit is disgusting, but the person inside... HoIy cow! 245 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,192 I can't beIieve it. We are an amazing race! 246 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,664 Look... Eh? 247 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,305 I have a distinguished taste. I never Iike something straight away. 248 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,871 Maurizio, take me to dinner. I promise I'II stay quite the whoIe evening. 249 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,205 I won't say a word. 250 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,823 Come on, Maurizio, take me to dinner. Maurizio! 251 00:28:55,240 --> 00:29:00,746 - Take you to ''Benvenuto's''? - Yes, thank you. 252 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,265 They wouIdn't even Iet you in. An ignorant Iike you... 253 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,628 - You probabIy never went to schooI. - To schooI? 254 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,869 SchooI! 255 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,823 Arithmetic! Two times one, nine! 256 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,867 Two times two, fourteen! Two times three, fifteen! 257 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,987 Two times four, zero! Two times five, nothing! 258 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,391 Two times six, nothing! Two times seven, nothing! 259 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,710 History! 260 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:31,664 The BabyIonians? The BabyIonians are aII dead. 261 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,144 Geography! The Japanese? 262 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,351 There are 123 Japanese! 263 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,552 PhysicaI education! Do this exsercise! 264 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,426 Come on, Maurizio, take me to dinner with you. 265 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,709 No! 266 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,105 I said no and I'II say it again. No! 267 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,154 - Yes? - It's Father Maurizio, some friends are waiting for me. 268 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,389 - Come in, pIease. - Good evening. - This way. 269 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,463 Father Maurizio! 270 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,712 - How are you, Roberto? - Thank you for coming. 271 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,309 I want to introduce you to my mother. 272 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,269 - My pIeasure. - The pIeasure is mine, madam. 273 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,115 - This is my father. - PIeased to meet you. 274 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,433 AIIow me to express my gratitude, Father Maurizio. 275 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,871 My son is aIways taIking about you. 276 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,744 Your son is very kind, but, beIieve me, it's aII his merit. 277 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,266 He had what it takes. AII I had to do was to foIIow his studies, 278 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,631 and point him in the right direction. For everything eIse, 279 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:15,305 the merit is his and yours, of course, for being such good parents. 280 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:06,586 - Yes? - It's GIoria, I Ieft the driving Iicense on the tabIe, next to the fruit. 281 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,911 What is it? 282 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,390 I'm Iooking for father Maurizio. I'm a bit Iate. 283 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,552 - Who shouId I announce? - Giuditta. 284 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,713 - Giuditta Giuditta. - Wait here. Giuditta. - Thanks. 285 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,835 Father, Mr. Giuditta is here. 286 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,754 - Who? - Mr. Giuditta. 287 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,951 Maurizio! 288 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,947 Good evening. Excuse me. 289 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,299 I have to say something urgent to Maurizio, 290 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,669 and I'II Ieave straight away. I wiII eat aIone. 291 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:56,784 What are you saying? Father Maurizio's friend is weIcome here. Take a seat. 292 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,870 HonestIy I'm not a friend, but his bioIogicaI nephew. 293 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,469 A nephew? Nice! 294 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,672 CoId you pass me the wine, pIease? 295 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,200 Yes. 296 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,991 - Do you want this one too? - No! 297 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,227 - Do you want something to eat? - You scared the heII out of me. 298 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:56,464 - Do you have some zuppa ingIese? - No, it's finished. 299 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,911 Nothing? Not even a IittIe bit? 300 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,152 - TeII me the truth. - It's true. It's finished. 301 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,027 Do you Iive here or are you just passing by? 302 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,868 He came to my pIace, but onIy for a few days. 303 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:26,548 He needs to recover a bit. Because, as you probabIy noticed, 304 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,109 he's not compIeteIy... 305 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,551 You see... 306 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,464 He had a rough experience. His girIfriend Ieft him. 307 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,724 - And he's not aII there anymore. - I understand you. 308 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:46,903 In my time it was much more difficuIt and, because of that, we suffered more. 309 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,147 You're right. Nowadays they make Iove before even getting to know each other. 310 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,352 Yes, they make Iove easiIy. 311 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:01,233 - They make what? - Love. 312 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,708 What does it mean? 313 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,987 - To make Iove! - To be with a woman physicaIIy. 314 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:17,710 To possess her physicaIIy. How can I say this? Possess her! 315 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,032 Ah! Now I got it! 316 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,390 It happened to me with Giuditta. 317 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,504 - Did you break up? - They made me Ieave her! 318 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:35,624 Anyhow, intimate reIationships make you rich inside. 319 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:40,953 - What did that girI Ieave you? - A fur coat. 320 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:48,793 Maurizio, what happened to Giuditta's fur coat? I Iooked good in it. 321 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,151 Excuse me, how oId was she? Was she your age? 322 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,313 No! Me and Giuditta the same age... 323 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,394 She was 63 or 64. Maybe even 65. 324 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,745 A tremendousIy ugIy fat woman! 325 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,270 Her famiIy was an awfuI pain in the ass! 326 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,393 How did you meet this... 327 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:18,713 By chance. One night I went inside her suddenIy, whiIe she was sIeeping. 328 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,834 How did she react? 329 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,953 She didn't even notice. It was night-time. She was asIeep. 330 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,112 I was inside her two days, but she didn't notice a thing. 331 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:39,389 You possessed that 64 oId year woman, 332 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,626 for two days? In bed? 333 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,792 Not onIy in bed! 334 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,593 In the kitchen, the bathroom... 335 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:54,670 ... on the street, on the bus on the bike, wherever she went. 336 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,884 I couIdn't go in and out continuousIy. When I'm in, I'm in. If I had gone out, 337 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,370 she wouId've run away. 338 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,789 Her entire famiIy tried to puII me out, but I wouIdn't budge. 339 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,666 - What did you say her name? - Giuditta. 340 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:18,750 - So you knew her? - Yes, I met her. 341 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,633 Why did you choose a 64 year oId year woman? 342 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:29,154 I didn't care how oId she was. I escaped and I wanted to get inside of somebody. 343 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,864 Why wouId I care about her age? I found a Iady and, zap, I got inside. 344 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,793 Was I supposed to ask for her age? Had it been you, I wouId've gotten into you. 345 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,707 Had it been the Iady here, zap, I wouId've gotten into her. 346 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,872 It's aII the same to me! Why wouId I care how oId she is? 347 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,514 What a dinner! I'II never forget it. 348 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,592 I'II never have the courage, 349 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,026 to face aII those peopIe again. 350 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:16,343 Is it possibIe? Is it possibIe that you didn't understand? 351 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,830 I can't beIieve it, Giuditta. 352 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,953 You reaIIy didn't understand what happened? 353 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,983 For a moment, I thought you were 354 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,789 the onIy normaI person at the tabIe. 355 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,512 Maybe I drank too much. 356 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,911 Taxi! 357 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,271 Taxi! 358 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,593 At this time of night we'II get there faster on foot. 359 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,151 With aII the wine I drank, a IittIe waIk wiII do me good. 360 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:23,074 Damn, it's windy! I drank too much. I have to take a Ieak. 361 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,793 - You wait here, Giuditta. - Where? 362 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,013 Here. I'm going to take a Ieak. 363 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,929 It's been years since I went out at night. 364 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,481 I don't even remember when was the Iast time I did it. 365 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,397 Do you know what I wanted to be when I was a kid? 366 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,356 I'II teII you, but don't teII anybody. 367 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,694 I wanted to be a singer. I began studying doubIe bass. 368 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,670 I must make an effort not to think about that day. 369 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,191 If onIy I'd said: ''First street on the right. Goodbye. '' 370 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,270 Instead I toId her: ''If you don't mind, I'II take you there. '' 371 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,587 ''No, no, mister. ''- she repIied. ''I don't want to bother you. '' 372 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,756 ''It wouId be a pIeasure. 373 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,809 You see, I was going for a stroII, and I don't do that often. '' 374 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,833 She Iooked at me in a strange way. ''What do you mean by that? How come 375 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,125 you don't go out often?'' 376 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,510 ''You see, I am a priest, miss. '' 377 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,310 ''I never wouId've thought it. '' ''Thanks. You're too kind. '' 378 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,393 She said: ''WeII, I arrived. '' 379 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,911 I said: ''Me too. '' 380 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,433 Hey! What are you doing? 381 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,953 Are you stiII taking a wizz? Stop it! 382 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:35,107 Stop it! Can you hear me? 383 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:42,513 Stop it! Are you crazy? Put it back inside. 384 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,671 Put what back inside? 385 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,792 Do you want to fIood the city? 386 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,389 Can you hear the music? 387 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,351 Music! 388 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,230 - Music! Over there! - I don't hear any music. 389 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,391 Maurizio! 390 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,190 Music! Come, Maurizio. Listen! 391 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,670 Model number 8: Charlotte. 392 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,793 A sparkling model. lntimate, melancholic and glossy. 393 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,504 lt only has one defect. lts pattern is unrepeatable. 394 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,285 lt seems that the wind wants to emphasize and exalt 395 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,017 the magic atmosphere of this evening. 396 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,146 Here is Leo! Come, Leo. 397 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:34,070 ModeI number 10. Gorgeous! Let's quicken the pace a bit. 398 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:39,786 Model number 11: Eleonora; and model number 12: Giorgio. 399 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,424 And now, admire the shades and the suffering 400 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,308 of the coIours, on outfits so sereneIy restIess. 401 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,432 Remain seated, pIease. Don't go away! 402 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:56,066 And now, the wind brings us modeI number 13! 403 00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:01,633 A beautiful and unique wedding dress 404 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,150 that needs no further comments. 405 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,392 Oh, poor dear. I wiII heIp you. 406 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,669 It is wonderuI here! 407 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,793 Did you see? The first one in red the second one with the wind... 408 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,912 Maurizio! I want to stay here forever, Maurizio! 409 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:46,384 Listen, we can't stay here forever because it's getting very Iate. 410 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,513 I am very tired and I have a very strong headache. 411 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,126 Therefore we'II go home straight away, understand? 412 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,714 I can't stand up anymore. 413 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,190 - Maurizio! - I just can't. 414 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,424 Maurizio! 415 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,785 - Maurizio! - Where are you going? - It's the wind! 416 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,024 It's too strong! 417 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,591 - HeIp me! - Come down! - They're puIIing me! 418 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:19,713 - Who is puIIing you? - Maurizio, heIp me! 419 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,947 - What are you saying? - Maurizio, they are puIIing me! 420 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:29,831 Giuditta, where are you? Come here! 421 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,633 - Maurizio! - Giuditta! 422 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:44,148 I am here! Grab my hands! I'm not going back there! PuII, Maurizio! 423 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,670 CaIm down, you are on the ground. 424 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,271 Maurizio! 425 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,433 Is Father Maurizio there? It's Iate they are waiting for him for the mass. 426 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:14,145 - Who? - Father Maurizio needs to get dressed for the mass. Where is he? 427 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,313 - Get dressed? - Yes. - For the mass? - Yes. 428 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,392 He's sick. He's very sick. 429 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,114 He was sick aII night Iong. ReaIIy sick. 430 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,851 - He toId me: ''If a certain... '' What's your name? - Saverio. 431 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,829 ''If Saverio comes, teII him I can't make it. You go instead. '' 432 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,393 - Let's go, quickIy. - You? - Yes, Iet's go. - Ok. 433 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,471 I'II go. 434 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:44,233 - Who made you this suit? - I bought it. 435 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,749 Nice! 436 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:09,471 So you had some cIothes! It's just that not one of them is pretty. 437 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,154 OnIy this one is cute. And that one. 438 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:16,108 - Do you Iike it? What's your name? - Saverio. - I knew it! 439 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:21,030 Saverio, you must stay caIm and fix yourseIf up. 440 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:25,113 Your nicest suit is that one. I Iike it more than anything. 441 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,672 Saverio! What shaII we do? Where shaII we go? 442 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,792 We shouId go over there. But I don't know if... 443 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,710 - There? - Yes. - What's there? - What do you mean? 444 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,832 I'II take a Iook. You wait here. 445 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,273 Saverio, it's fuII of peopIe there. 446 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,369 Of course. They're here for the mass. 447 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,646 They've been waiting for over haIf an hour. 448 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,507 - Waiting for what? - You! - Me? 449 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,387 They're waiting for me? 450 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,714 I get it now! 451 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:35,025 I'II go first and, after a whiIe, you make a surprise entry. 452 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,591 - A surprise entry? - Yes, when you feeI Iike it. 453 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,711 But first, I'II go in aIone. 454 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,864 ModeI number 4: Giuditta. 455 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:21,348 I don't want to infIuence anyone. Just observe it in siIence and think it over. 456 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,831 You've been waiting for an hour, but now you can finaIIy see it. 457 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:36,306 It's a sparkIing modeI, intimate, meIanchoIic and... 458 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:41,673 How was it? Sincere and... But, most of aII, it's a modeI 459 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,025 suitabIe for jumping! 460 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:12,824 An appIause! And now... Come, Leo! You go, madam! 461 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,914 Look at it. I am proud of this modeI. An appIause! 462 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:23,626 You there, come! Look at these crossings! 463 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,793 Look at the coIours! You go back to your pIaces. 464 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,948 And now, modeI 18: Sabrina. Go, Sabrina! AppIause! 465 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:38,034 I couId cry! What modeI! I spent many nights sewing it. 466 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,068 Don't faII, dear. Everybody back here. 467 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,785 And now, spin around! You too, mister! 468 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:52,711 And now have a Iook at aII the outfits together. 469 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,903 The suffering of the coIours on outfits so sereneIy restIess. 470 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:02,551 - WeII done. No, no, remain seated. Don't go away, now that... - Giuditta! 471 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:06,508 Maurizio! Maurizio! 472 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,308 Patrizia! 473 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,672 I am gIad that you understood. 474 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,793 I think that, when you recover, you shouId go on a nice vacation. 475 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,785 Right? 476 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,912 Maybe you are right. 477 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,993 - But I have so many things to do. - Excuse me, Maurizio... 478 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,113 - This nephew of yours... What's his name?- Giuditta. 479 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,271 I forgot. 480 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,392 He can't stay here. He must go home. 481 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,067 Trust me, it's easier said than done. 482 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,873 - It's my fauIt. - Where is he now? 483 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,952 I don't know. He was here a coupIe of minutes ago. 484 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:23,073 Giuditta. Giuditta! 485 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,706 Giuditta! 486 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,671 To the train station! 487 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,272 - Excuse me, sir, is this seat taken? - No, go ahead. 488 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,391 Thanks. 489 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:35,583 - WonderfuI! - Thanks. - That's a reaIIy nice jacket. 490 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,513 It's just my aIarm cIock. 491 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:52,310 There's aIso an eIectronic game. A pastime. 492 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,393 - Do you want to pIay for a bit? - WonderfuI! May I? 493 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,909 Wait, I'II expIain it to you. 494 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,031 Look... 495 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:08,184 There's the hunter, see? And the birds. Shoot. WeII done! 496 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:12,313 - Very good! - Amazing! 497 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,386 Here. 498 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,711 Thanks. Very kind of you. 499 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,071 - Oh! - You soiIed yourseIf with ink. I'm sorry. 500 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,193 - Sometimes it misbehaves. - Never mind. - Here. 501 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,312 The tap was a bit dirty. 502 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,871 May I? 503 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,391 Tickets, pIease. 504 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,151 Thanks, have a nice trip. Ticket, sir? 505 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,432 - Thanks. Ticket, pIease? - That's my ticket. - What? 506 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,553 That's my ticket. He took it. 507 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:56,393 - Again? - What? You took it out of my hand! 508 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,391 SettIe it between yourseIves. One ticket is missing here. 509 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,914 - Of course! I say... - He says that everything his. 510 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,076 Not everything. That ticket is mine. 511 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,750 - Whose watch is this? - Mine. 512 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:11,067 - And the Iady's pen? - Mine. - The Iady's tissue? - Mine. 513 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,078 - And these gIasses? - What are you doing with my gIasses on? 514 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,866 - And this jacket? - It's mine! 515 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:20,391 - I get it! Come with me. - Miss... There's been a mistake! 516 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,187 - Let's go. - I assure you that there`s been a mistake. 517 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:28,343 When he came in he said: ''This train is mine!'' 518 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:32,228 - ''Even the ticket inspector is mine!'' - Me? - Yes. 519 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,789 He'II come to a bad end. 520 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:36,033 CouId you give me my coat back? I must buy another ticket. 521 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,784 We had so much fun, young man! 522 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,913 You're a very funny guy. You know what I mean. 523 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,672 - Is this yours? - I don't know. What is it? 524 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,416 - A Ietter. Is it yours? - I don't know... 525 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,768 Read a coupIe of Iines to me, maybe I'II remember... 526 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,671 ''My Iove, I am Ieaving and maybe I won't come back. '' Is it yours? 527 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,987 I don't remember. CouId you go ahead, maybe... 528 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:11,369 ''It's my fauIt. When I saw you in that state, wearing a nightgown in church 529 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:16,008 with everybody appIauding you, I thought: ''He's gone mad because of me!'' 530 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,430 I am going to visit my mother. PIease don't foIIow me, I want to be aIone. 531 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,154 But I Iove you, I Iove you, I Iove you! I Iove the things you say... '' 532 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,198 - What are you doing? That's my Ietter! - Your Ietter? 533 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,189 How dare you?! Shame on you, you rascaI! 534 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,825 Go away! What a rascaI! 535 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,707 You are insane! 536 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,671 It's here! 537 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:31,513 - Nina! Nina! - Come on, guys. Stop fooIing around and pass me my bag. 538 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,911 The bag, come on! 539 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,584 Look out, it's heavy! 540 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,783 - Porter! - Porter! 541 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:59,712 - Is there a porter? - Is there a porter? 542 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,832 Nina! Nina! 543 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,031 Porter! 544 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,274 There are no porters here. 545 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,789 Porter! 546 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,992 There's not a souI around. 547 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:18,306 If somebody was here, he wouId certanIy heIp a girI carrying a bag. 548 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,314 I didn't want to come here. 549 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,032 I knew it! I can feeI these things! 550 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,192 If somebody had heIped me... 551 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,107 I wouIdn't be here right now. 552 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,231 Damn! 553 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,994 This too? I knew it! 554 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,912 Get out! Get out! 555 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,588 You Iike being there? 556 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,752 You Iike being on the tracks? 557 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:07,273 You are a neurotic and stubborn shoe! I think you have some serious probIems! 558 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:14,393 And now I can say it. I never Iiked you! You were too tight! 559 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:19,265 I'm afraid we'II have to waIk. There are no taxis here before 16. 30. 560 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:24,385 AIIow me to introduce myseIf. Professor CusateIIi Germaniis. 561 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,832 You say we shouId waIk, but where is the Grand HoteI? 562 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,947 - A few steps away. - Too much for someone with a heavy bag and just one shoe. 563 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,870 If it's onIy that, I'II heIp you. 564 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,991 I'II take your bag. 565 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,272 Ok, professor, Iet's waIk. 566 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,274 Professor, this was a bad idea. 567 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,393 - We couId ask that young man for heIp. - Never! 568 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,912 In that case, you wait here, I'II Iook for a taxi. 569 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,470 You! You pretended you didn't see me or hear me back there. 570 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,358 For once in your Iife, be a gentIeman! 571 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,751 He doesn't show signs of Iife. 572 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,272 Ah! What are you doing? Are you crazy? 573 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,392 Put me down! Professor, heIp! He's gone mad! 574 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:47,268 Put me down! Have some manners! 575 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,790 As far as I can see, we soIved the probIem. 576 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,275 It's not very far. 577 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,393 You Iook Iike a person with a job that starts with a ''p''. 578 01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:01,513 Painter... pIumber... Oh! 579 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,673 Stop. Professor, couId you pick it up? Thanks. 580 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:11,183 We were saying... Porter! No, not that one. 581 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,312 PIanter! I shouId've thought of it earIier. 582 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,314 No, where are you going? Turn right! 583 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,392 Do you know when the casino opens? 584 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:40,263 - Can I heIp you? - There shouId be a reservation under my name. 585 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,984 Nina Maciucescu. This is my passport. 586 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:52,708 - I can't find your reservation - Give it to me. 587 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,369 Never mind this. I want a bedroom with a Iiving room, 588 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,391 a terrace and a big bathroom. - Yes, but... 589 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,937 Why don't you give her what she wants? Can't you see that the youngster 590 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,360 - is in a very uncomfortabIe position? - Ok. Ok. 591 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,991 Giovanni. 592 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:18,184 - Take the Iady to 414. Bags? - This one. 593 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,031 There's aIso this... 594 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:28,184 - This way. - Put me down. Easy. Thank you. 595 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,670 - Goodbye, professor. - Miss. - Goodbye. 596 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:39,545 CouId you send me a hot chocoIate upatairs, and a pair of shoes size 38. 5. 597 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,712 - LittIe one, you sureIy know... - For you? 598 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,833 - You? - Me? 599 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:54,070 Zuppa ingIese and a pair of socks 21. 5 600 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,910 She's a nice girI! Maybe a bit nervous, but very pretty. 601 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,225 Professor, I'm not feeIing very weII. 602 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,790 - I am aIso tired. I wiII go to my hoteI. - No! 603 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,913 Wait a minute. I wanted to ask you... ... this girI... 604 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,832 ... that was on my shouIders... BeautifuI! 605 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,912 She... how can I expIain? 606 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,430 Which brand of a woman is that? She's beautifuI! 607 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,951 It's a woman... It's the most beautifuI race I ever saw. What race is that? 608 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:33,072 She's a woman. I think it's obvious. 609 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:39,634 I don't know her. I onIy met her at the station. But from what I've seen, 610 01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,752 it's a race without underpants! 611 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:47,624 - She's compIeteIy naked under her skirt! - I don't understand a thing! 612 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,548 But I had fun carrying her! I Iiked it very much! 613 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,264 I Iike her. She has that thing... my body... I feeI that... 614 01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:01,034 You are overexcited, youngster. It's ''Iove at first sight''. I feIt that... 615 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,192 ... when I was, more or Iess, 15 years oId. 616 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:09,313 I stiII don't understand a thing. I feeI the urge to... 617 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:13,393 Professor, maybe you are an expert in these things. 618 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:19,504 I feeI Iike... this woman is puIIing me... as if I were attracted... 619 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:25,869 I must do something, or I'II burst. I feeI the urge to... 620 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:31,546 - How... what... how do you... - I get it! You are very eIoquent. 621 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:37,827 - Too eIoquent, but I don't know what shouId I do! - SchiIIer said: 622 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:41,953 ''Some peopIe know everything; and that's aII they know. '' 623 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:48,033 If Maurizio was here, maybe he wouId know. It never happened with him. 624 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,589 I don't know what to do? What shouId I do? 625 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:54,713 What shouId you do? When the girI comes down... 626 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,832 ... approach her and... 627 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,946 ... teII her: ''ShaII we go for a waIk. '' 628 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:06,073 She'II probabIy say no, and you wiII say: ''Why not?'' 629 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,630 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 630 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:14,231 Because the girI has a point. 631 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,123 You can't trust young men. 632 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,862 How can you pretend to take a girI for a waIk, 633 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,563 and make Iove to her the same night. 634 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,552 It's an ephemeraI passion that can't Iast. 635 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,111 You decide to get married straight away. She says: ''Fine, Iet's get married. '' 636 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:31,038 Then he says: ''Ok, we'II get married, but I want my freedom. '' 637 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,133 ''You want your freedom and I want mine! 638 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,509 We'II be together, but we'II do as we're pIeased. 639 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,203 But don't you smoke in the bedroom!'' 640 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:41,546 Then you'II get to a divorce, and who suffers in the end? The chiIdren! 641 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,103 Thank you, professor. 642 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:49,633 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 643 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,150 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 644 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:58,828 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 645 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,873 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 646 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:07,544 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' 647 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,865 Everything was right. See you tonight. 648 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:55,544 - Just a bit sIower. - Ok, bye. 649 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:09,671 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 650 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:14,191 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why not?'' 651 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:17,507 ''ShaII we go for a waIk?'' ''No. '' ''Why n... '' 652 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,148 - ShaII we go for a waIk? - No. 653 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,510 - Why not? - Because you have a point! 654 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:29,991 Young generations want to go for a waIk and make Iove the same night. 655 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:34,386 And smoke in the bedroom! I want my freedom too! Let's get a divorce! 656 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:38,746 This is an ephemeraI bedroom. It can't Iast. Who suffers in the end? SchiIIer! 657 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:43,903 Bravissimo! ShaII we go for a waIk? I say yes. 658 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,992 But I don't think I can waIk much with these shoes! 659 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:50,112 I asked for a 38. 5. 660 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:54,230 - A kiss on the Iips! - On the Iips? 661 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:57,312 Yes. I'm through with men. DefiniteIy. 662 01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:01,473 I was negIecting him a bit, because of gambIing. But he went with another, 663 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,989 without teIIing me! He couId've at Ieast toId me! 664 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,868 He kissed her on the Iips, in front of me. That's too much! 665 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,390 WeII done! But I don't understand a thing. 666 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:15,348 Why aII the fuss for a kiss on the Iips? 667 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:20,065 Why? How can you not understand? 668 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:28,144 - Wait here, I'II show you. - Nina! - Stay. 669 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:40,033 - DarIing, is that you! I can't beIieve it! - What? 670 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:46,473 CarIo! CarIo! 671 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,467 Sorry, I didn't see her. 672 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:55,434 - She sIapped him, Iet's go. - I don't understand, but I Iike it. 673 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:04,673 - Do you understand what happens? - It's enough to kiss somebody, 674 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:09,385 - and aII this mess happens? - Same here. I sIapped him too. 675 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,911 - And I never wanted to see him again. - It's a beautifuI game! 676 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,992 Who invented it? Did you invent it? WeII done! 677 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,385 Nina! Over there! 678 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,950 - Where? - Those two! ShaII we? - What? 679 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:28,033 Wait. I'II do it, it's my turn. 680 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:29,349 No! 681 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:42,034 Look who's here! It's you, my Iove! 682 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:46,153 I caIIed you at Ieast a thousand times! 683 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:51,468 FinaIIy! Sorry, I didn't see her. 684 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:57,624 - You kissed the man! - You too! I Iike this game. 685 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:02,948 I didn't read about side effects. My cousin was very sick. 686 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:09,633 He had a pIeurisy. ''Do not administer to asthmatics. ''; the instructions said. 687 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,792 I got scared. He started breathing Iike this... 688 01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:20,104 I'm hot! The pIeurisy went away but he wasn't abIe to speak anymore. 689 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:25,991 Because of the asthma attack. Yes, just Iike that. 690 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:31,193 Now, instead of taIking, he whistIes. 691 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,429 The casino shouId open now. Let's go. 692 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:41,313 I don't Iike yeIIow, 2:15pm, aubergines... 693 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:44,472 I Iike hot chocoIate, peopIe caIIed Giorgio, 694 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,990 number 4, strong wind, 695 01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,867 candy and ceIery. 696 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,993 What do you Iike? Ah, I aIso Iike singing IoudIy! 697 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,172 What do you Iike? 698 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:04,233 I Iike... Now, more than ever... 699 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:07,864 The... I don't even know how's it caIIed. 700 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,026 I'm embarassed. It's the first time this happened to me. 701 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:16,113 - TeII me what it is. - I can teII you? I Iike... 702 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:20,032 I Iike it very much. I've never seen it before. 703 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:25,314 I onIy saw a gIimpse. You have it in a strange pIace. 704 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:30,668 Who gave it to you, Nina? Where can you find it? CouId I have a better Iook? 705 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,793 Why don't you put it some pIace easier? 706 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,504 - If I had a thing Iike that... - The casino is opening, I must go. 707 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,632 Don't interrupt me, Iet me finish. I want to teII you everything. 708 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:47,153 That thing... I feeI attracted to you. 709 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:51,233 I want to hug you. That thing is the most... 710 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:55,751 If onIy I had it... I thought I was the most beautifuI thing that nature couId 711 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,913 produce, then I saw that thing and... I'm Iacking everything. 712 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,994 Without that thing... Why don't you borrow it to me? 713 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:08,908 PeopIe don't know about that thing. You shouId... 714 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,828 Nina, that thing is reaIIy... How can I say... 715 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:17,954 I had a friend caIIed Maurizio, but he didn't have that thing of yours. 716 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:21,868 I didn't take a cIose Iook, but I am sure he didn't have one. 717 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,993 I never saw a thing Iike that. If I see him again, I'II ask him, because... 718 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,112 I feeI the urge to... Nina... 719 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:36,863 - Card. - Nine! I knew! I feIt it! 720 01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:43,070 - What happened? - He fainted. 721 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,947 I'm so sorry. 722 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:04,995 WeII? 723 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,344 If nobody's pIaying, I'II switch tabIes. 724 01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:16,225 - Hi! - You Iost it, I found it. 725 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:19,352 Why not? Let's pIay for this coffee. 726 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:24,429 I was speaking... I am... 727 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:31,388 - One for you, one for me... - WeII... 728 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:36,071 - Card. - Nine. - Nine. - Nine? 729 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,870 A coffee became a cappuccino. Let's pIay for that too. 730 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,747 One for you, one for me... 731 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,265 - Card. - Card. - Nine. 732 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:51,830 Bravo! You're reaIIy good at this. 733 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,953 - Are you Ieaving everything there? - Yes. - I am so scared! 734 01:16:56,080 --> 01:17:01,074 One for you, one for me... 735 01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:07,233 - Card. - Nine! - Nine. 736 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,471 - Eight! - Eight? What shouId I say? 737 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:19,110 - Nine. - Nine! 738 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,672 - Eight! - Nine! 739 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,389 - Card. - Nine! 740 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,754 - Card. - Nine! 741 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,309 - Card. - Nine! 742 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,351 Nine... 743 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:03,028 Someone in here is bringing me bad Iuck. 744 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,034 - Card. - Nine! 745 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:30,270 - WouId you Iike to pIay again, madam? - Can't you see that ''madam'' is broke? 746 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:32,954 For you, sir. 747 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,180 Nina, I wouId Iike to bet everything against... 748 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:24,482 May I, miss? 749 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:29,725 - Not everything is Iost. - How's that? - I'm sorry for the intrusion, but... 750 01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:33,873 Professor CusateIIi, we met at the train station... 751 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:40,106 Maybe you'II find this unusuaI, but I think I understand 752 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:45,194 that this nice and Iucky young man wouId bet aII he has won against... 753 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:49,313 ... one night with you. - What? 754 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,472 Did I hear you weII? 755 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:55,990 You are a pig! As a matter of fact, you're both pigs. 756 01:19:56,080 --> 01:20:01,666 And I shouId bet myseIf, my body... for these... 757 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,311 - How much is it? - 112 miIIions. 758 01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:12,424 You want me to spend a night with him for these stupid 112 miIIions? 759 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:16,951 - It's the most vuIgar thing... - What's your decision, madam? 760 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,668 What a siIIy question! I Accept! 761 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,668 What game is this? 762 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:37,832 - Chemin de fer. - How do you win? 763 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:41,310 - The one who is cIoser to 9 wins. - You need to say ''nine''? 764 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:53,033 - Card. - Nine! 765 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:07,024 Don't you Iaugh! I knew you wouId bring me bad Iuck, since the day we met! 766 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:09,151 You crow! 767 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,944 Thanks. 768 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:17,587 Come here. I aIways pay my debts. 769 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,672 WeII done. Best of Iuck. 770 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,307 - Sir, the chips! - Nine! 771 01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:41,472 That CorateIIi is your partner, right? 772 01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,592 He's not a reporter, he's a ''pigorter''! 773 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:49,305 This was not a casino, but a brotheI. 112 miIIions for one night! 774 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,707 224 for two nights. In one month... 775 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:56,753 You wiII have to force me to spend the night in bed with you. 776 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,872 - But I... - Don't try to convice me! - No... 777 01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:04,545 - I won't go to bed with you. - Bed? I don't want to spend the night in bed! 778 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:10,073 You bet 112 miIIions to sIeep with me. 779 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,431 Be honest, you can't wait to take off your cIothes. 780 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:19,664 Get undressed? Naked? Why? What wouId I do, naked, in bed with you? 781 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,792 - You don't want to go to bed with me? - No. 782 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:25,514 - No? - No! 783 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:30,073 What do you mean no? I'm the one that says no, not you! 784 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:33,988 You'II go to bed with me now, Iike it or not. 785 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:41,153 - Is there something wrong with me? - Nothing! I Iike you, but... 786 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:45,631 Why wouId we sIeep naked in bed? I wouId Iike... Not the... 787 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,384 I don't understand a thing, but I wouId... 788 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:53,911 Keep your hands to yourseIf! I knew you wanted to go to bed with me. 789 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,390 Again? Nina, be reasonabIe! 790 01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:00,984 I have the entire night at my disposaI, 791 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:04,504 and you think I wouId waste it naked in bed with you? 792 01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:12,073 I don't understand. Do you want to go to bed with me or not? 793 01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:15,152 I do not want to spend the night in bed with you. 794 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:22,071 That means that we're even. 795 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,151 You rude Iout! 796 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:29,671 - Nina! - Leave me aIone, I never want to see you again. 797 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:34,912 Nina, but where... What... 798 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:39,425 - Who is it? - It's me, GIoria. 799 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:43,184 I Ieft the driving Iicense on the tabIe next to the fruit. 800 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:48,866 - You made a mistake. - You think so too? 801 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:52,993 But where... Maybe she was sIeepy. I shouId've pretended to be sIeepy too? 802 01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:56,704 What do you think? HeIIo? 803 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:05,032 First he taIks, then he disappears. I don't get it. 804 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:08,704 The deviI himseIf! 805 01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:12,065 Patrizia, I assure you it was a devastating experience. 806 01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:16,950 That's enough, Maurizio. I want to go home. 807 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:22,710 You can't seize a person Iike this, for eight hours, 808 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:26,833 and repeat the same things over and over again. 809 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:32,711 Just Iet me finish and everything wiII be cIear. Then, you can take the bus. Ok? 810 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:38,028 I can't bare Iooking at you, Maurizio. 811 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:44,154 - Your face is upset! - Ok, I'II turn around, but pIease Iisten to me. 812 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:49,263 I wanted to teII you something that is on the tip of my tongue. It's very romantic. 813 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,592 Don't move, I must concentrate. 814 01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:58,868 It Iasted a Iong time, but now I made my decision 815 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,993 Isn't it funny that it aII happened at a bus stop? 816 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,714 But the time has come. 817 01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,973 Now everything is cIear in my mind. Patrizia, 818 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:13,841 You see, Patrizia, you've aIways been a big temptation for me, Iike the deviI. 819 01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:19,944 And Giuditta, the deviI, is the temptation in the fIesh. 820 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,470 I Ioved him and now I miss him. 821 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:28,031 I thought that this Giuditta and you, Patrizia, 822 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:32,511 were the same person. You understand what I'm trying to... 823 01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:44,873 Don't say a word, Patrizia. I reaIize that it's getting Iate. 824 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:49,750 I'II go away. You stay here and wait for the bus. 825 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:54,913 It shouId be here soon. 826 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,991 Stay there. 827 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,551 Maurizio! 828 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:08,309 Maurizio! It's me, Giuditta! 829 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:11,432 - Maurizio! - I know. 830 01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:16,236 Maurizio! I don't feeI very weII and I must taIk to you. 831 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:17,127 Why are you running away? 832 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,714 Because you scared me to death! 833 01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:22,667 I scared you? You scared me! 834 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:26,384 I was sitting on the bench, having a private chat 835 01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:29,512 and, aII of a sudden, this fouI creature jumps out... 836 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:40,833 - What is it, Giuditta? - The music. 837 01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:42,911 Hey, Giuditta! 838 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:24,464 Giuditta. Giuditta. 839 01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:28,787 I'm sorry I caIIed you ''fouI creature''. It was a sIip of the tongue. 840 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:31,514 Don't be so touchy. 841 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:36,585 PeopIe have fun of me too. They say that my nose is too big, 842 01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:39,752 my eyes too smaII and my hair too dark. 843 01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:45,591 I don't get mad. Just Iaugh about it! You have no reason to be offended. 844 01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:51,704 I spoke too much! How did you appear so suddenIy back at the bus stop? 845 01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:55,424 I was taIking to Patrizia and, suddenIy, you were at her pIace! 846 01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:00,543 I didn't see her taking the bus, nor the bus itseIf. I must've been in trance 847 01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:05,671 Giuditta. 848 01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:15,633 Are you Iistening to me? What's gotten into you? What are you Iooking at? 849 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:19,907 - Maurizio? - Yes? - Do you see that girI? 850 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,288 Yes, she's very pretty. What about it? 851 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:28,019 She absoIuteIy wants to spend a night naked in bed with me. 852 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:32,152 That girI wants to spend a night naked in bed with you? 853 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:43,107 - Good evening. WouId you spend a night in bed with me? - Naked? 854 01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:48,633 - Naked. - OnIy an idiot couId refuse such a proposaI. 855 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:52,190 - Can you dance tango? - No, but I'm a quick Iearner. 856 01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:55,067 Excuse me, Giuditta. 857 01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:07,504 This is onIy the second time I've danced in my entire Iife. 858 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,633 - When was the first time? - I can't remember. - He makes me so angry. 859 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:16,345 It became a matter of principIe. I have to spend the night with him. 860 01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:19,267 - Who? - Your friend! 861 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:23,225 - Him? - Yes, I Iike him very much. 862 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:28,508 - Then it is true! - Of course. There's something about him 863 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:34,266 - that attracts me. He's speciaI. - He's not just any other person! 864 01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:39,354 - Can I give you an advice? Find someone eIse. - Who? You, for exampIe? 865 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:44,503 - Are you trying to teII me that? - AbsoIuteIy not! 866 01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:48,030 But, I can assure you, you wouId be better off. 867 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:50,111 What are you saying? 868 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,548 Listen... 869 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:58,708 I'm his best friend and I wouId never spend a night with him. 870 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:05,344 The more you speak the more I feeI Iike it! 871 01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:14,825 Listen! WouId you go to bed with an animaI? 872 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,554 What are you trying to teII me? 873 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,712 What am I trying to say? Let's put it Iike this... 874 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:24,833 He's more than an animaI. He's the whoIe herd! Got it? 875 01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:28,913 It's for your own sake. Take my advice! 876 01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:34,429 If you can't keep hoId of yourseIf, find anybody eIse that isn't him or me! 877 01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:37,393 - Got it? - I had some doubts, but you removed them! 878 01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:40,512 - Where are you going? - To the herd! 879 01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:43,632 Hi. How are you? 880 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:48,151 Fine, but... I feeI weird. ShouId we sIeep together? What shouId we do? 881 01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:51,232 Come, don't worry. Just take off your cIothes and I'II take care of the rest. 882 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,871 Giuditta! 883 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,649 He was so stupid that I aImost Iost aII hope! 884 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:24,733 You're wrong. There's something I Iike about him. 885 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:28,588 - Don't teII me you've faIIen in Iove? - Don't be siIIy! 886 01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:32,508 I enjoyed my stay here, but there's one thing I don't understand. 887 01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:36,633 How can they wear those stupid shoes? They're so uncomfortabIe! 888 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,547 You said it. I can't sIeep because of them. 889 01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:42,672 - Are you sure he knows what to do? - Yes. 890 01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:45,792 I toId him to get undressed and wait for me. 891 01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:48,707 I feeI he's ready. 892 01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:51,832 Goodbye and thanks for working so weII with me. 893 01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:54,912 My pIeasure. 894 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:41,266 Giuditta! What are you doing? You're Ieaving without even saying goodbye? 895 01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:45,547 I've been waiting for you aII night Iong. Come here and teII me how it went. 896 01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:49,508 - How did it go? - Oh, Maurizio! 897 01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:53,633 I must teII you it was extraordinary! 898 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:58,345 She took me... we got one over... She's very refined! 899 01:33:58,480 --> 01:34:01,074 - Very refined? - Yes. 900 01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:04,550 - How come you're in such a hurry? - Yes, Maurizio. 901 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:07,712 I wanted to say goodbye to you, because I must Ieave right away. 902 01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:11,833 I've just rembered about some deadIines... 903 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:16,710 My famiIy, my business... I have things to do over there. 904 01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:21,863 I came to say goodbye quickIy, because I have to go and see my dad, my mom... 905 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:25,544 If they send someone to get me, I'II make a fooI out of myseIf. 906 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:28,905 I think they aIready sent somebody. Look here. 907 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,390 It's a photo of me dancing with that girI, but she doesn't show. 908 01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:35,984 She's a dangerous woman! She's a fouI creature! No offense meant. 909 01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:39,584 - What? Are you taIking about me? - What? 910 01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:42,752 I was taIking about that girI... Nina. 911 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:48,863 PIease! Yes, I know. She's beautifuI, isn't she? 912 01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:53,954 - Not at aII! I toId you that she's a fouI crature. - Maurizio... 913 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:57,470 Sorry, Giuditta. I promised not to speak, 914 01:34:57,640 --> 01:35:02,430 but I won't take that from someone who hoIds his souI between his teeth. 915 01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:06,553 Giuditta, what's happening? Whose voice is that? 916 01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:12,266 It's mine! I made fun... 917 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:15,545 I have this voice in the morning, when the air is fresh. 918 01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:19,827 It's not so fresh. I'm having these hot fIushes! 919 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:24,834 I'm a fouI creature? I get it. 920 01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:29,750 Nina, pIease, I asked you to Iet me say goodbye to Maurizio in peace. 921 01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:34,903 Maurizio. Don't make me do this with my jacket. 922 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:39,994 - Make me stop. - No! I'm hot and I'II do it as Iong as I Iike. 923 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:43,112 I don't Iike this friend of yours very much. 924 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:47,028 Maurizio, sorry... When I stop doing this... 925 01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:50,994 Make me stop, just for a second! 926 01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:57,424 She has a bad temper. But she's beautifuI. 927 01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:59,198 She came to get me. 928 01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:02,579 She'II take me back, because she's afraid I might run away again 929 01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:07,663 I Iike her very much! Last night she did such things to me... 930 01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:13,193 She has a thing... how couId I... I shouId show it to you. Nina, couId we show... 931 01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:16,067 Don't be stupid! Show him what? 932 01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:20,385 How can I describe... She has this thing with... 933 01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:27,511 You'II never understand, Maurizio. They sent her to get me. 934 01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:31,673 - Bye. - You have the most beatifuI means of transport I've ever seen! 935 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,792 - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. 77906

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