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Got-dang! Whoo!
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Yeah, all right.
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Okay.
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My favorite.
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That's real nice.
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You find everything
okay today, big fella?
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Actually, man, no.
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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
cast-iron skillets here?
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Well, if you don't see any on the shelf,
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then we don't have 'em in stock.
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But I'll check, just to be sure.
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All right.
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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
animal repellant here?
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Did you see it on the shelf?
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Nope.
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No, we don't have any s...
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Nope, we don't have
any skillets in stock,
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but, um, I can order one in for you.
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Be here in a couple weeks.
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No, man, that's... It's all good, man.
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I'll just get it somewhere else.
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I appreciate it, though.
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You're just gonna order
it on Amazon, aren't you?
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No, man. No.
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Oh, shit.
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Shit.
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Hey, guys. It's your boy,
"These Backhoes Ain't Loyal."
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Thanks for coming out
to my channel today.
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If you want to see more
backhoe tractor content,
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make sure you hit that
"subscribe" button.
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Ah, shit.
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You can even give this video a thumbs-up.
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So, what we're gonna do
today is we're gonna get
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down and dirty...
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and we're gonna change
the oil in this tractor.
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But before I get under this hoe...
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we're gonna make sure
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- that all the wheels are secure.
- God...
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But I've done told you,
these backhoes ain't loyal.
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They'll roll over you in a second.
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I'm serious, dudes.
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I lost two uncles this way.
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Oh, shit, shit, shit!
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Oh, shit!
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♪ She don't like my white bitch ♪
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♪ Say I act too light-skinned ♪
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♪ Dolla, don't be trifling,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm dirty in the streets,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ In bed she a freak ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Kiss my feet, take this meat... ♪
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Hello?
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Hey!
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Whatever's in there, you
better squawk or chirp
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or sing a fucking song
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with your little furry
friends or something.
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Boo, motherfuck...
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Oh, goddamn, man.
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Get...
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Oh, goddamn!
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Shit!
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Hmm.
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Oh, God.
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Go.
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- Go back just one.
- Go back one?
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy, this is bad.
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You got feral hogs.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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So, what I need, hog
repellant or something?
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No, not as simple as
that. Here, give me that.
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Let's see.
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Yeah. Shit, you can thank
the explorer Hernando de Soto
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for this bullshit.
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Were the turds wet or dry?
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I do not know.
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Well, did they crumble in your hand?
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Can you just tell me how to get rid
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of these damn things, please, man?
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I don't want to stand here all day
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talking to you about dookie and shit.
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All right, well, uh,
clearly, they're coming after
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whatever it is you're growing.
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Now, I-I can't make
it out from that photo,
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so what kind of crops are these?
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Corn.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah, man, lots of... lots of corn.
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Oh, they love that stuff.
They love that stuff.
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Um... okay.
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Here's what I'd do if I were you.
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You take a bunch of that corn, right?
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Set it out in an open area.
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Now, soon as that dirty hog shows up
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and starts chowing down on it,
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you line up your shot, take it out.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Now, if he starts to
run, you aim for the nose
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and you don't stop firing
till that fucker goes down.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, then you move in close.
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- Head shot.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Right.
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Uh, can I just poison
it or something, man?
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I don't think you understand.
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This is serious.
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Now, these things,
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they ain't no bedtime
story animals, you know?
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I mean, they don't deserve no sympathy.
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They are aggressive, they are invasive,
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and they will not stop
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until they destroy everything you have.
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You got to kill them
before they kill you.
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What?
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Before they kill me? Okay.
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The hogs?
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A pack of hogs killed a woman
in Texas about a year ago.
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Just outside of Houston.
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Chewed her ass up.
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Okay.
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All right, but this isn't funny.
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No, man, yeah, it is,
man. Bedtime story animal.
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All right, guys, now that we got
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all that old, dirty oil out of there,
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I'm gonna show you what some fresh, new,
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healthy oil looks like here.
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And this is where it goes.
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Now, check back next week,
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and I'm gonna show you how
to replace a carburetor.
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Thank you, guys, for stopping by.
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Make sure you hit that
"subscribe" button.
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Okay, baby.
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Let's do this, mama. Let's go. Come on.
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Come on, baby, come on.
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Oh, shit.
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All right, let's see.
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All right.
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Oh, fuck!
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Come on, man. Come on, man.
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God!
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All right, man. All right.
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All right.
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All right, man, all right.
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All right.
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All right, man, come on.
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How big is this motherfuck...
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Okay.
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All right, baby.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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♪ Because-a in-a me eyes
there is red like blood ♪
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♪ And I been moving
around like a human flood ♪
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♪ Smoke outta me mouth
and outta me nose... ♪
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I'm gonna avenge you.
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I promise.
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Gonna roast this motherfucker.
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Dinner's served, motherfucker.
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Come and get it.
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♪ Under me sleng teng, me under me ♪
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♪ Because it's way in
my brain, no cocaine ♪
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♪ I don't wanna, I
don't wanna go insane ♪
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♪ Way in my brain, no cocaine ♪
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♪ I don't wanna, I
don't wanna go insane ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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♪ It's way in my brain ♪
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♪ It's way in my brain ♪
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♪ It's way in my brain ♪
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♪ I said me smoke it and me
pass it through the window ♪
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♪ And me give it to my
next-door neighbor... ♪
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If the chicks don't feed
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within 36 hours, they'll starve.
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Incredibly, it survives.
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But it's stunned.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, come on, mama. Let's do it.
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Whoo!
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Yeah, baby!
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Whoo!
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Yeah, mother...
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That's what I'm talking about!
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All right. All right, all right,
all right, all right, okay.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay. Okay. Push down.
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Okay. All right, o-okay.
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Come on, baby. Oh...
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Yeah, man.
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Whoo!
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Oh, we outside!
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Oh!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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All right.
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Shit.
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Goddamn.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, sh...
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Ah, shit!
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Oh, fu...
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Oh, shit!
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Fu...
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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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God.
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Oh, thank God.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Oh, come on, bitch, I know you see me.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Shit!
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Help me!
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♪ If you got the strength I do ♪
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♪ Then sign me up ♪
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♪ If I'm not too much for you ♪
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♪ Then sign me up ♪
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- Help!
- ♪ Sign me up ♪
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- ♪ I'm a little bit unraveled... ♪
- Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, fuck! Help!
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Hey, help me!
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Hey, shit! Help!
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Help. Help me, plea...
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Help.
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Fucking help.
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Oh, bitch, fucking please.
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Oh, shit!
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Fuck! What the fuck?
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Fuck off!
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Get the fuck off me!
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Fucking...
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Shit!
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Motherfucker, die! Motherfucker, die!
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Let go!
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Fucking die!
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Get the fuck off me.
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Get the fuck off me.
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- Yo.
- Hey, hey.
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What's up, man?
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Chillin', man. Chillin'.
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Yeah, I hope so. I hope so.
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- What's up? You need something?
- It's in my email, okay?
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Yeah, um, the lawyer sent over
that contract. It looks okay.
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I still have some questions
about the dates, though.
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Oh.
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We'll get it sorted. Don't worry.
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How is it out there? Is it boring?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You-you sound tired, man.
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Nah, man. Nah, man.
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I'm straight. I'm good. I'm straight.
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Just send it to me. Send it to my email,
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and my assistant will
worry about it, okay?
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Thank you so much.
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Hey, look, can I call
you back tomorrow, bruh?
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Uh, yeah, yeah. You good?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, man. I-I'll
talk to you tomorrow.
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- All right. Peace.
- Peace.
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Yo.
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What's up?
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What's up, man?
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Are you eating bacon
and drinking whiskey?
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Hibiki, bro.
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Cheers, nigga.
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Breakfast of champions.
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Yo, man, it's the farm life.
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Yeah, what was going on yesterday?
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What were you doing?
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What happened to your face?
272
00:29:31,163 --> 00:29:33,568
I don't know, man, it's just...
273
00:29:34,010 --> 00:29:36,148
Hey, I was out there with that tractor.
274
00:29:36,173 --> 00:29:37,876
I got that up and running, right?
275
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,864
And, um, just did some shooting.
276
00:29:39,889 --> 00:29:41,626
You know. This-this ain't nothing.
277
00:29:41,693 --> 00:29:44,532
Look, man, I know this is
your safe farm and all that,
278
00:29:44,557 --> 00:29:46,307
but you got to be
careful out there, okay?
279
00:29:46,332 --> 00:29:48,582
Farms are dangerous as fuck.
280
00:29:48,607 --> 00:29:50,577
Okay, and you're over
there by yourself, too, man.
281
00:29:50,644 --> 00:29:53,783
If something happens to you,
you fall on a rake headfirst,
282
00:29:53,808 --> 00:29:56,581
no one's gonna know it for like weeks.
283
00:29:56,606 --> 00:29:58,377
Message received, bruh.
284
00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:01,074
You know, the whole point of
this farm is to have options.
285
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:04,306
If you don't like it, you
don't have to keep it, you know.
286
00:30:04,331 --> 00:30:06,068
You can go back to the city.
287
00:30:06,341 --> 00:30:09,381
At-Atlanta's not going
anywhere, you know.
288
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,466
It's all good, man.
289
00:30:12,153 --> 00:30:15,020
It's pretty much slow
motion around here.
290
00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:18,212
Yeah. Ain't got to worry about me.
291
00:30:18,658 --> 00:30:20,858
Only thing I need to worry
about is this damn neck, man.
292
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,340
Every time I move it, it feels like
293
00:30:22,407 --> 00:30:25,079
I'm on pins and needles and shit.
294
00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:28,252
Were you outside for
a long time yesterday?
295
00:30:29,821 --> 00:30:31,056
Yeah.
296
00:30:31,142 --> 00:30:33,430
Yeah, I think y-you're sunburnt.
297
00:30:36,226 --> 00:30:37,729
No, no.
298
00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,007
Yes.
299
00:30:39,074 --> 00:30:40,490
You ever been sunburned before?
300
00:30:40,515 --> 00:30:41,711
Nigga, look at me. Do I look like...
301
00:30:41,735 --> 00:30:42,914
Hell no, I ain't been sunburned.
302
00:30:42,938 --> 00:30:44,281
Black people can't get sunburned.
303
00:30:44,306 --> 00:30:45,442
What you talking about?
304
00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:47,198
Yes, yes, they can.
305
00:30:47,223 --> 00:30:48,554
White people can get ashy.
306
00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:50,783
Black people can get
sunburned. It's-it's a fact.
307
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,547
So, you telling me Wesley
Snipes can get sunburned?
308
00:30:52,571 --> 00:30:54,285
Yes, Wesley Snipes can get sunburned.
309
00:30:54,309 --> 00:30:56,284
Okay, all right, what about... what's...
310
00:30:56,308 --> 00:30:58,088
uh, what's-his-name...
uh, "Kiss from a Rose"?
311
00:30:58,112 --> 00:30:59,667
He can get sunburned, too?
312
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:01,527
Yes. Yes, Seal can get...
313
00:31:01,552 --> 00:31:03,322
Dark niggas can get sunburned, bruh.
314
00:31:03,389 --> 00:31:05,831
I don't know, man. All right, hold up.
315
00:31:06,051 --> 00:31:09,009
What about Captain Phillips? Come on.
316
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,244
I'm gonna assume you mean
317
00:31:11,284 --> 00:31:13,317
- the Somalian pirate...
- Yeah.
318
00:31:13,342 --> 00:31:15,026
- Not Tom Hanks.
- Yeah. Yeah.
319
00:31:15,051 --> 00:31:16,960
And it doesn't matter, 'cause
they can both get sunburned.
320
00:31:16,984 --> 00:31:19,497
Nigga, I would... Who-who's
going to be a pirate on the sea
321
00:31:19,522 --> 00:31:21,959
under the sun the whole day
if they can get sunburned?
322
00:31:21,984 --> 00:31:24,088
I know this shit ain't true,
man. It's just not true.
323
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:54,510
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