Original subtitles

hi I'm on planet earth are you a model I

am a warrior the warrior look went out

with the Village People who is this

Marishka and now Jessie this bronzer is

even flower all you have to do is get

mr. Jesse

out of the picture that'll cure me

just don't mess it up this time

the federal rebellion against the

council is termination but because of

your heroic services as a warrior you

are exiled to the primitive planet as

well in human form until you to restrain

your hostility this control unit will

monitor the sentence is death

I'm sorry buddy but you've been sitting

here for the last three hours reading

these magazines yes

I now know 100 ways to redecorate my

house for under $50 well I'm glad you're

enjoying yourself but these magazines

are for sale but why

once I have read them they have no value

to me but I can't let you read any more

without making a purchase is this what

you call censorship it's what we call

capitalism

I noticed these devices are popular with

small animals you call dogs do you do

this so they may also drink

almost oh okay one more beautiful last

shot hey Danny hey glad we're done here

such a crummy place mort is talking

about these old buildings and great

character

keep your character I'll take the beach

party yeah later

hey nice stuff today Danny it takes to

look good hair and grateful instructions

your idea of perfect teamwork is you in

a mirror bye

cheese and easy pension for wigs

okay easy as it go man

brakes on this thing

ah look at this damage you're right

you really wasted my grill I did did I

sure did backed right into me I think my

friend here he may be hurt

yeah ouch I think it might be whiplash

funny joke I hope you have insurance hey

we don't need an insurance company to

work this out just give me your purse

you eat that leave the female alone

Yeah right leave the female alone

one swing and you're out man you can't

get all of us but we'll get all of you

fine

so are you a weightlifter or something

no I am Jesse what is your job I'm Donna

I'm a model but a model is a small

replica of a true object

there is a bigger you know I posed for

pictures and magazines oh you are one of

those whose picture falls out

no not that I am a fashion model

what is fashion

fashion is whatever is in

in what

you're really weird you know that hey

wanna go to a party with me

and you certain he'll give it back

great layout in Cosmo

nice airbrush job - I could hardly see

their little fingers under your eyes or

Thank You Marlene and by the way you can

probably do bathing suits this year but

one piece has been

you are a model also are you in

are you a model I am a warrior the

warrior look went out with the Village

People

that's unbelievable that I am so happy

for you come on Donna let's cut through

the lipgloss everyone in this room

thought I was over next thing you know

I'm the new Remy Charles man

well the idea did cross my mind how did

you pull it off tell us sure tell him I

am really happy for you I know I know

when I was in the back row you were the

only one didn't write me off I won't

forget that

we surprised Soares even flowers over

there

that's just he careful what you say

about him he saved my life today

find your lipstick got me out of it

pretty bad situation interesting for a

bum now wonder how he'd look old

well that and dressed up Perry don't

don't do that again

oh come on and pick things up his card

is like a morgue Jesse I want you to

meet a friend of mine this is Perry he's

a photographer

do you mind if I shoot you I must warn

you I shall defend myself

excuse me

great party Fred nice of you to have it

at your house but you didn't have to go

to all this trouble just for me you're a

pig you're a murderer boo and I'm not

complaining you know this is the first

time I've ever gone inside for fresh air

oh come on Fred is that any way to talk

to the man who's gonna make you designer

of the year it's the other way around

Zack clothes make the man remember but

whose clothes

I thought you'd be happy to know I've

also chosen the Remy Charles woman it's

Donna

that's Rama's choice to make well I'm

sure you can influence him the way you

did for me just keep pushing sec Freddie

I think your guests could use a little

more champagne

all right give it to me all 16 cylinders

turn it up turbocharged let it go

pareo to stop on the basics with this

guy and I like breathing

I have seen life in its most frightening

forms but nothing to equal the ugliness

in that room twisted faces everywhere

these humans can be very cruel is that a

human emotion I detect perhaps this

punishment is more severe than the

council imagined

yes will you put that in your report not

possible that would be a value judgment

I am not allowed to make value judgments

I hope only this colony of humans is so

evil the colony they call the beautiful

okay Donna you made a believer out of me

the new Remy Charles woman Oh mr. Chau

this is the most thrilling thing that's

ever happened to me thank you

oh don't thank me thank Fred he's the

one who's been pushing for you

it's gonna be perfect was that now very

the texture of this campaign has to be

light airy fun none of that dark broody

European stuff right lots of exteriors

happy locations get it

this season killer clothes are bold

daring and witty that's what I want this

campaign to show we're thinking along

the same lines mr. Charles here let me

show you some more preliminary stuff I

shot with Zack see we're pulling into

the same station here sense of humor

slight eccentricity okay who's this yeah

that's just for fun the other party let

me see that again

who is this it's just this guy I know

he's not even a professional mr. Charles

Remy come on and you can't be serious

this is Jesse and I think you can all

see why I've chosen him to be the new

remi Charles man for killer clothes any

questions or comments market a strong

blue collar afield except Dave plus in

department store sales research yeah

there should be strong identification

about males 18 to 35 and added female

appeal he has great eyes yes they are

very efficient unfortunately this form

only comes with to that sense of humor

would be a natural for publicity we

should try for The Tonight Show or maybe

we can get say Jay tell us about the

background Jesse I came a long way to

get here a man who's paid his dues any

more comments yes what's your last name

Jesse I only have one that's right

Verushka Paulina and now Jesse

all right you let it happen you're gonna

make it right exactly what I have in

mind look I can give you 250 thousand

dollars now and another 250 when the

lined abuse and that's gonna make it

right

wrong money is only part of it I want a

career again exactly I mean there's just

no way that I can get Remy to change his

mind about you but I can change his mind

about you now which do you think he'll

hate more the fact that you stole the

designs from Corey or that you killed

him don't worry Freddie all you have to

do is get mr. Jesse out of the picture

it's hot night in the desert there's

mystical traction here Jesse you're

dangerous you might explode at any

moment just like that night at the party

okay no trying to change

I got shadows under the eyes still okay

look close your eyes visualize

close them hey we're out of street it's

dark you're walking toward me I see you

I'm scared

who is that killer it's me Jesse just

pretend that you've killed somebody I

haven't killed somebody

great use it okay let's go people

okay where is he

Jessie you're on this side of the camera

sexy zero system all right give me a

little energy stir problem

you want the mating ritual mating ritual

I love the guy right Jessie no give me

some heat what does the mating ritual

have to do with selling clothes

everything device life might give me a

little more leg please okay almost over

one more shot here we go bingo Oh

interesting design not my color one size

fits all another human lie

it's called advertising these costumes

are for the beautiful people colony

these are styles I know about styles

humans create new clothing and

immediately declare it obsolete it is

called a fashion industry and I am a hot

new model oh you're a Toyota control I

must hurry this human form is not so

ugly when it is properly draped I must

investigate this world of fashion

remember as the humans say beauty is

only skin type

hi dad eyes front Jessie thrust out your

right hip

that's your shoulder

okay let's break here people

Carrie you really don't get it do you

you don't realize you're about to become

one of the top models in the business

what do you mean it means people bring

you drinks and put up umbrellas and make

you rich and famous rich and famous

and robin Leach will come and visit you

at your house ah yes

if you're big enough and it is good to

be on time

absolutely but you have to fight to stay

there you can't trust anyone and you

can't love anyone but yourself

very

hurry come on you're a pro you know what

I'm talking about this guy he doesn't

know what to do with his body camera

loves him

hey Jessie it's quite a change huh just

remember what goes up must come down not

everywhere on your earth it is a

function of the law of gravity yeah I

know how you feel

hey you don't know how I feel you're

still in the front row

hi people in exchange please

yeah we'll start trying hard I'll use

the Prince against you if I have to

the humans have a great desire to choose

their natural appearance certainly

understandable for such an ugly race of

creature

these changes must be based on what is

called in fashion it must be in fashion

to wear a set of many garments but wait

it is also in fashion to wear almost

nothing at all well how do humans decide

if they are in fashion this must be the

answer they are bombarded with

propaganda forcing them to join a trend

same popularity discovery negative

outcome not good I'm sorry this is a

private product why don't you guys come

back I thought I'd probably turn you

down okay you just don't have the right

look for this club forget about it I

don't

I forget it that's it I don't want to

hear any more

yes nearly just now my agency doesn't

just represent you we package you yeah

yes I did your job once hey food mom hey

what a crazy world this is this time

last year I was selling shoes match

Delia Jess no stealing is wrong

oh you knocked my socks off do it just

not tell the truth we'll do lunch I love

him I want you to meet the head buyer to

the loan stores she hasn't stopped

talking about you since she's seen your

pictures she must be very tired

she's very important

GLaDOS I'd like you to meet Jesse in the

flesh and there is so much of it why

don't I let you two get acquainted

great ideas I love your pictures oh yes

you have not stopped talking about me

since you saw them so much

self-confidence you must tell me all

about yourself you know I must not

you gotta hand it to them the guy's got

style it's a real natural for film I

didn't even make him forget shorten

later I hope everything here's taken

care of

oh yeah so don't worry your pretty

little head about it that's what I like

about your work a great eye for detail

would you like me to get you a drink

how about a blue volcano let me get you

a drink

your image is on display everywhere

this is unacceptable oil go away become

a top model you are not supposed to pay

attention to yourself I also succeeded

in a society will bring the umbrella

this is called human success you are

here to observe human not become one

that need your advice I have an agent

will do lucky

this human concept of Hardy is stupid

they drink beverages which cause them to

move upwards to high decibel sounds all

under a silly lighting effect

temporarily lost ability monitors

certain functions Freddy Freddy lies

I'm good just

you were nearly seen in the room of

dancing I was in total possession of my

faculties at all times that is not true

you are still not in your normal mode

oh no I'll show you in normal mode

my designs perfect setting Queen Mary

was an inspired idea Remy will set up on

the observation deck Oh buyers are gonna

eat it up the only thing though that

bothers me is Jessie I mean he's so

unpredictable look what if he freezes

what if he splits Jessie will be fine

besides I've always got Zach right right

come in hey mr. Rooney Charles man what

happened to you last night

someone tried to kill me

what a car tried to push me into the

ocean who would want to do something

like that

I am the Remy Charles man I shouldn't

have enemies here that's what my brother

thought he was murdered he was a model a

designer it happened last year they

never found Corey's killer this business

is like war if anything happens to you

the only person that gains is Zach but I

mean I know he's upset but he perhaps

he's the Prince Prince who the son of

Queen Mary and Jessie wait a minute

you're not making any sense

I heard Zach say on the phone I will use

the Prince against you if I have to

Prince

I don't know anybody named Prince yeah

are you sure I heard it Prince

photographic prints I'll use the prints

against you Zach's trying to blackmail

somebody yes it is possible

Oh what is blackmail you know if we can

find those prints we'll know exactly

what Zach's into and it will also reveal

my enemy maybe then I will get them

don't worry Zach's not home

I do not intervene I do not interfere

control I'm in danger

I must find the film I can be of no help

it's strictly forbidden by the council

rules I am sure the council would like

to know just how intoxicating you found

the lights at the disco this is what the

humans call blackmail yes it's a new

human concept I've just discovered now I

must get an entrance without leaving a

trace on television thomasmagnum uses a

small plastic card

my visual survey reveals no photographic

film very well control you tried

however infrared spectroscopy might be

of some use here my target element will

be silver salts common to most

photographic process ceases ah ah

Bossier I think you'll find what you're

looking for in here

ah this will tell me who my enemy is

count me among them

do not ever blackmail me again

are you sure it was Jessie Fred just

don't mess it up this time

it is past one hour or is that just more

advertising hey dude I only got two

hands do other humans have more

thank you no I'm leaving right now

hey I just caught the location so then

we were on our way

what

I don't care where is it I will get it

no needs I mean they're just shots in

the killer line stuff we're showing

today I mean whatever to anybody wait a

minute these sketches are all signed by

Cory but I thought fred designed these

clothes no my brother did Fred must have

stolen them Jessie this is all starting

to make sense now I think Fred killed my

brother for these designs and Zach is

blackmailing him the Fred and Zak not

have enough money to live is this why

they kill him blackmail no it's not for

money Jessie's for fame everybody wants

their 15 minutes the photo people want

in one hour know this great artist once

said that everybody will be famous for

15 minutes is it worth killing for this

15 minutes of course not but it is worth

having no friends and loving only

yourself

Fred thinks he's in fashion fred is in

trouble

this new line of killer clothes is quite

a departure for you mr. Charles and a

very exciting departure the originality

of Fred Cooper's design has been open

new doors new markets for us the word on

the street is you're about to sign a

major deal with the huge retail

operation can you tell us who it is

there is something brewing and you might

find out about it sooner than you think

thank you enjoy the party

what's a word on Jessie I got people

here to take care of her don't you cut

head a little closer they know what

they're doing where's Donna

she was coming here with Jessie you

think she knows I don't know I can't

take that chance

the Queen Mary is a very large here

where does she go nowhere people just

come to look at her because she's

beautiful

but she no longer has a purpose listen

beauty with no purpose of wasting will

miss Vaughn Remy Charles

I will attract our enemy's attention you

run to that stairway and escape

and now ladies and gentlemen I'm proud

to present four killer clothes the

ribbing child's woman and the Rimac

Charles man

what's this all about it's not murder

thank you of my brother

your 15 minutes are up

see hi I came to say goodbye

you're quitting modeling I don't like

humans staring at me there was a time

that that was all I live for and that

time is past yes thanks to you

Oh careful you might smudge my makeup

they are already replacing your

photographic likeness yes as a top model

I am obsolete very confusing

Oh famous a puzzling process I am glad

it is out of your system I also I'm glad

control I'm hungry let's do lunch

you