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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,956 --> 00:01:05,258 The tourist season isn't underway yet... 2 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,328 ...but Lacanau beach is already in the news. 3 00:01:08,476 --> 00:01:10,778 Local residents have spotted and photographed... 4 00:01:10,978 --> 00:01:14,054 ...a blue shark near the shore. 5 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:18,836 This unusual occurrence has not deterred swimmers though. 6 00:01:19,036 --> 00:01:21,288 Andrée Declerck, Vincent Black. 7 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:25,899 Blast! 8 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,698 Unbelievable. 9 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,840 This always happens! 10 00:01:42,543 --> 00:01:44,251 It trips every dam day. 11 00:01:54,455 --> 00:01:55,756 There we go. 12 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,562 Is someone there? 13 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:07,267 Who's that over there? 14 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:13,423 Is anyone there? 15 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,653 Prepare to post the colors! 16 00:02:35,753 --> 00:02:36,920 Post the colors! 17 00:02:54,728 --> 00:03:01,021 To all those who fell for France in World War Two... 18 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,797 ...we are gathered here today, Saturday, May 8... 19 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:06,767 ...to pay tribute to their memory. 20 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,597 These mainly young men... 21 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:13,240 ...died as heroes for freedom and the honor of France. 22 00:03:13,641 --> 00:03:16,364 Benjamin, please join us. 23 00:03:26,246 --> 00:03:30,412 Arise, children of the Fatherland... 24 00:03:30,513 --> 00:03:34,962 The day of glory has arrived! 25 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:39,072 Against us tyranny's... 26 00:03:39,246 --> 00:03:46,260 Bloody banner is raised... 27 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:50,755 Do you hear, in the countryside... 28 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:54,014 The roar of those ferocious soldiers? 29 00:03:54,878 --> 00:03:58,481 They're coming right into our arms... 30 00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:02,716 To cut the throats of our sons, our women! 31 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:06,499 To arms citizens... 32 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:09,897 Form your battalions... 33 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,934 Let's march, let's march! 34 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:17,244 Let an impure blood... 35 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:21,501 Soak our fields! 36 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,247 Thank you and well done, Benjamin. 37 00:04:36,163 --> 00:04:37,517 Ladies and gentlemen... 38 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,609 ...I shall now read out the names of our fallen heroes... 39 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,884 ...inscribed on our memorial. 40 00:04:44,825 --> 00:04:47,060 - Jean René. - Died for France. 41 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,355 André Puigsegur. 42 00:04:48,842 --> 00:04:50,043 Died for France. 43 00:04:50,503 --> 00:04:51,732 François Feret. 44 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,454 Hervé Dervin. 45 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,204 Léon Bertin. 46 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,047 Gilbert Pruveau. 47 00:05:01,615 --> 00:05:02,863 Hey, you made a mistake! 48 00:05:03,624 --> 00:05:04,732 Sorry? 49 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,935 Pruveau ain't right. It's 'ost' not 'eau.' 50 00:05:08,155 --> 00:05:09,469 You got it wrong! 51 00:05:10,337 --> 00:05:13,060 I wouldn't know. Does "Pruveau" end in 'ost'? 52 00:05:16,169 --> 00:05:18,065 If he says so, it must do. 53 00:05:18,431 --> 00:05:20,433 Of course it does. Don't take the piss! 54 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:21,574 Just calm down. 55 00:05:21,675 --> 00:05:24,557 As soon as we can, we'll correct it if it's a mistake. 56 00:05:24,665 --> 00:05:27,574 If he'd known, Granddad wouldn't have fought! 57 00:05:30,383 --> 00:05:31,959 Your celebration sucks! 58 00:05:32,873 --> 00:05:34,081 Calm down, you. 59 00:05:34,407 --> 00:05:35,796 Get out of here. 60 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,577 That's enough! 61 00:05:37,725 --> 00:05:39,032 Now get lost. 62 00:05:39,246 --> 00:05:41,932 Come back on Armistice Day, when you've calmed down. 63 00:05:42,035 --> 00:05:43,677 We've no time for smartasses! 64 00:05:43,831 --> 00:05:45,238 Bunch of shits! 65 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,476 You reek of booze! 66 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,102 Shut it, Croquette! Get lost! 67 00:06:51,815 --> 00:06:53,123 That's it, get lost. 68 00:06:54,908 --> 00:06:56,016 Rebecca isn't home. 69 00:06:56,123 --> 00:06:58,538 Yes, she's here. I saw her through her window. 70 00:06:58,638 --> 00:07:01,769 - She's busy revising! - I'm gonna help her. 71 00:07:15,182 --> 00:07:16,289 I love you. 72 00:07:20,183 --> 00:07:22,519 - What's on your mind? - Nothing. 73 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,973 Teddy, don't lie to me! 74 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,736 - Tell me! - You didn't come. 75 00:07:30,223 --> 00:07:32,419 - Sure I did. - No, you didn't. 76 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:35,668 I already told you, I'm clitoral not vaginal. 77 00:07:35,776 --> 00:07:38,651 I knew it, I knew it! 78 00:07:38,772 --> 00:07:42,595 But I ain't mad at you. I came out of respect, but whatever. 79 00:07:42,715 --> 00:07:44,892 - You came out of respect? - Sure. 80 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:48,395 - It's nice manners. - What a good boy! 81 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:52,105 You don't have to come every time. 82 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,858 Not everyone does. It just depends. 83 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:57,184 Coz, you know all about it, huh? 84 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:58,371 You sexpert! 85 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,895 I'm not a sexpert, I just know lots you don't. 86 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,690 It's my mysterious side. 87 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,825 Like what? 88 00:08:08,781 --> 00:08:10,763 Like I can guess... 89 00:08:10,911 --> 00:08:14,107 ...the size of a guy's dick... 90 00:08:14,521 --> 00:08:17,090 ...by looking at the space between his eyes. 91 00:08:19,059 --> 00:08:22,282 The smaller it is, the bigger his dick. 92 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,054 It's true! 93 00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:25,618 You learned that in high school. 94 00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:27,354 I knew I should have gone! 95 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,297 Before you do high school, there's middle school. 96 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,519 What a dumb-ass! 97 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,094 Hang on. 98 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,170 Hey, don't do that! 99 00:08:38,111 --> 00:08:40,073 You know its size anyways. 100 00:08:40,961 --> 00:08:44,131 - You're such a dickhead. - Shut up and kiss me! 101 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,443 What the fuck?! 102 00:09:35,128 --> 00:09:36,876 That's how wolves are! 103 00:09:37,617 --> 00:09:42,515 They're like foxes. They'd kill anything for a few scraps. 104 00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:46,379 With the one in the woods, that's 12. 105 00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:48,375 Do you think it was a stray dog? 106 00:09:48,481 --> 00:09:50,603 A stray dog! You can't be serious. 107 00:09:50,703 --> 00:09:51,804 Did the wolf do that? 108 00:09:51,912 --> 00:09:53,520 I said it would end in tears. 109 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,056 And you tell me that! 110 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,845 Track it down, OK? 111 00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:00,327 If you don't, we will. 112 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,734 Hey, I'm talking to you! 113 00:10:02,339 --> 00:10:04,107 What do you want now? 114 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,140 Get lost, Pruvost! Nothing to see here. 115 00:10:07,347 --> 00:10:10,430 Hey, I'm behind the tape! Why else it is here? 116 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,845 You hassled us earlier. 117 00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:16,116 Carry on like that, and we'll haul you in, believe you me! 118 00:10:16,229 --> 00:10:17,237 That's enough. 119 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:19,386 Was it the wolf or not? 120 00:10:19,927 --> 00:10:21,034 Hey, fatso! 121 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:27,327 We'll arrest you for contempt of cop... 122 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,042 ...if you don't watch out. 123 00:10:29,983 --> 00:10:32,485 - I mean, jeez. - He oughta cut it out. 124 00:10:33,086 --> 00:10:34,394 Ladies and gents. 125 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,144 I need to take your statements. 126 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:38,938 Thank you, gents. 127 00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:45,993 Was it the wolf? 128 00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,177 You gotta tell me! 129 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,159 Chief! 130 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,935 Teddy, you're a pain in the ass! 131 00:10:57,336 --> 00:10:59,838 - What'll we do with him? - I've no idea, but... 132 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,503 One spoonful for Teddy... 133 00:11:26,113 --> 00:11:28,121 ...one spoonful for Pépin. 134 00:11:34,847 --> 00:11:38,011 I heard you caused trouble this morning. 135 00:11:38,711 --> 00:11:42,455 I didn't, they did. They changed the memorial plaque. 136 00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:43,863 What are you on about? 137 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:47,247 They wrote my great-grandpa's name with 'eau, ' the assholes. 138 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:50,600 Are you dumb or what? You moron... 139 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:53,266 ...it's Gilbert Pruveau, it's 'eau.' 140 00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:57,016 The family used to live opposite the post office. 141 00:11:57,164 --> 00:12:00,347 You're not related. It's a variant spelling. 142 00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:01,548 Salami. 143 00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:04,217 Fuck, here we go again! 144 00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:06,923 It isn't salami, Auntie... 145 00:12:07,454 --> 00:12:08,808 ...it's your puree. 146 00:12:09,822 --> 00:12:11,964 I gotta go, or I'll be late. 147 00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:14,033 Bye, Auntie. 148 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:16,923 Bye, Pépin. 149 00:12:18,098 --> 00:12:20,447 - Finish feeding her, OK? - Sure. 150 00:12:20,547 --> 00:12:22,055 Don't worry. 151 00:12:30,423 --> 00:12:31,498 Fuck it! 152 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,341 What the fuck?! 153 00:12:47,427 --> 00:12:49,336 What the hell is that?! 154 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,708 Is someone there? 155 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,372 Hey, is that the wolf? 156 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,603 I'm armed, OK? 157 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:41,083 I swear I'm coming for you! 158 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:27,900 Fucker! 159 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:36,453 Fuck. 160 00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:53,280 Seeing as you're here, you can do my feet. 161 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,162 No, I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor, I can't do your feet. 162 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,265 They aren't included in the Koh Samui package. 163 00:14:58,411 --> 00:15:01,027 You should've chosen the Beijing package. 164 00:15:01,127 --> 00:15:03,930 Well, just add the Beijing package. 165 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,706 No, I can't do that. 166 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,482 It isn't that simple, unfortunately. You have to pre-book. 167 00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:12,645 Next time maybe. I'd have to change the CD. 168 00:15:12,852 --> 00:15:14,661 It's a real hassle. 169 00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:18,851 Is there a problem, Teddy? 170 00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:21,485 Yeah, there is. He wants a foot massage. 171 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:23,660 So? 172 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,955 It ain't included in Koh Samui. 173 00:15:26,949 --> 00:15:29,319 Do as the gentleman asks, please. 174 00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:31,478 The other day you said... 175 00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:32,579 Do it! 176 00:15:37,577 --> 00:15:39,606 What about gratitude? 177 00:15:46,606 --> 00:15:47,714 And? 178 00:15:49,529 --> 00:15:50,837 Gratitude. 179 00:16:16,756 --> 00:16:18,064 Teddy? 180 00:16:20,593 --> 00:16:22,001 Yes, Ghislaine? 181 00:16:22,702 --> 00:16:24,637 Come see me, please. 182 00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:30,570 Ghislaine? 183 00:16:34,747 --> 00:16:35,855 I'm here. 184 00:16:37,457 --> 00:16:39,612 Honestly, Ghislaine, don't bother! 185 00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:42,782 I'm not into shiatsu anyways. 186 00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,283 You're knotted up. 187 00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:51,043 It's all that nasty stress. 188 00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:55,137 And the problem with stress is... 189 00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:58,895 ...you pass it on to the client... 190 00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:02,889 ...and he goes home unhappy after the appointment. 191 00:17:03,082 --> 00:17:06,473 And if he isn't happy, I'll have to shut up shop. 192 00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:11,030 What's our slogan, Teddy? 193 00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,717 "Leave all your worries with us." 194 00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:16,946 You just need to apply it. 195 00:17:17,477 --> 00:17:20,086 Yeah, but what you don't get is... 196 00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,949 ...massage ain't my thing, OK? 197 00:17:23,102 --> 00:17:25,151 The temping agency sent me. 198 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:26,866 I applied to the fast-foot joint. 199 00:17:27,073 --> 00:17:29,829 I sent my resume, got hired then it closed. 200 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,104 And I ended up here. 201 00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:35,207 You're quite a handful at times. 202 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,231 - Turn over. - What? 203 00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:40,480 Turn over. 204 00:17:41,017 --> 00:17:43,640 Make it snappy. My shift's over. 205 00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:49,922 What are you doing? 206 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,499 I'm a handful, am I? 207 00:17:52,752 --> 00:17:55,107 I pay you on time, I'm kind. 208 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,917 - And I take care of you. - Stop it! 209 00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:01,661 Shiatsu's good for you. Know how much I charge? 210 00:18:01,761 --> 00:18:03,616 I don't want you to touch me. 211 00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:08,314 You're too tense. 212 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,603 - Because of you! - Just relax. 213 00:18:12,054 --> 00:18:13,362 What are you doing? 214 00:18:16,856 --> 00:18:19,311 Are you crazy or what? What you doing? 215 00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:20,820 - Why refuse? - Just stop! 216 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,119 Don't reject love. 217 00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:24,717 Stop it! This is fucking harassment! 218 00:18:24,944 --> 00:18:27,279 Haven't you heard of #Me Too? 219 00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:33,600 Fucking stop! 220 00:18:36,222 --> 00:18:38,858 - What's that? - You fucking hurt me! 221 00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:40,793 You shat yourself. 222 00:18:41,428 --> 00:18:42,909 I scared you. 223 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:45,818 You shat yourself. 224 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:50,139 I didn't shit myself! You're full of crap. 225 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,099 And your hair's shit too. 226 00:18:56,195 --> 00:18:58,458 It messed you up real bad! 227 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,680 Did you see what it was? 228 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:02,835 No. I told you it was dark. 229 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:05,998 I'll be gentle, OK? 230 00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:10,510 - I haven't touched it yet. - You pressed it! 231 00:19:11,711 --> 00:19:13,820 - Hand me the tweezers. - What? 232 00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:16,282 - Give me the tweezers. - What for? 233 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,138 To take something out. Just relax. 234 00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:21,781 You don't know what you're doing! 235 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:24,637 It's going to hurt. 236 00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:26,465 Grit your teeth. 237 00:19:27,086 --> 00:19:28,895 Fuck, Pépin... 238 00:19:30,362 --> 00:19:32,712 I swear, Pépin, you're all thumbs. 239 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:33,880 Go on. 240 00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,809 - And keep still. - I'm not moving! 241 00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:40,149 - This will hurt. - Yeah, I got that. Go on. 242 00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:49,636 Son of a bitch. 243 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,096 Fucking queer! 244 00:20:06,492 --> 00:20:07,793 Butt out. 245 00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:10,997 What you doing? 246 00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:16,783 What you doing? 247 00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:20,693 Mom, I'll take you upstairs! 248 00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:26,498 Pépin, what's you see? 249 00:20:29,101 --> 00:20:30,903 Get inside! Don't go out there. 250 00:20:33,906 --> 00:20:35,608 What's up with you? 251 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,810 - Come on! - What's going on? 252 00:20:39,612 --> 00:20:41,513 Hey, Pépin, tell me! 253 00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:51,754 Now then, Mr. Lebref and Mr. Pruveau... 254 00:20:52,358 --> 00:20:53,586 "Ost." 255 00:20:55,429 --> 00:20:56,637 Right, you said... 256 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,382 "It growled and came towards me." 257 00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:03,375 What does "it" refer to? 258 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,097 Dunno, I didn't see. 259 00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:10,402 Look, you came in to report an incident. 260 00:21:11,397 --> 00:21:13,633 This is for your benefit. 261 00:21:14,176 --> 00:21:17,700 If you don't tell me anything, I can't help you. 262 00:21:17,804 --> 00:21:21,848 Try to remember something anything, a tiny detail. 263 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,355 We think it was a bogeyman. 264 00:21:38,808 --> 00:21:40,116 Are you serious? 265 00:21:41,694 --> 00:21:44,764 - Didier? - Ignore him. It's his medication. 266 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,178 Hey, Didier! 267 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,715 A bogeyman! 268 00:21:49,215 --> 00:21:50,717 Son of a bitch. 269 00:22:11,257 --> 00:22:13,680 You were attacked by a bogeyman, huh? 270 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,748 It wasn't a bogeyman. 271 00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:18,354 Mr. Lebref, a bogeyman? 272 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,648 Maybe it was just the wolf. 273 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,315 Definitely not. 274 00:22:24,056 --> 00:22:26,065 Wolves don't attack people. 275 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,837 This is a dog's tooth, Mr. Lebref. 276 00:22:32,498 --> 00:22:34,306 Not a bogeyman's tooth. 277 00:22:34,857 --> 00:22:36,926 Or a wolf's tooth either. 278 00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:39,551 Don't go spreading rumors. 279 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,560 It'll get everyone in a tizzy. 280 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,135 Understood? 281 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:47,149 We were in there ages. They're clueless. I'm pissed off! 282 00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:49,125 And afraid it'll happen again. 283 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:50,329 Cut it out, Pépin. 284 00:22:50,429 --> 00:22:53,185 - Teddy, listen to me! - No! Just come on. 285 00:22:53,442 --> 00:22:57,273 We're already the village idiots. With your bogeyman crap... 286 00:22:57,373 --> 00:23:00,009 ...they'll burn us at the stake! 287 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:01,367 For fuck's sake! 288 00:23:01,801 --> 00:23:03,455 It was a dog, all right? 289 00:23:03,562 --> 00:23:06,145 And I'm not dead. Just forget it, OK? 290 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,227 - What are you up to? - I'm just going to my room. 291 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,509 I meant with the rifle. 292 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:15,441 It's my dad's rifle. I'm going to try to fix it up. 293 00:25:15,928 --> 00:25:17,536 You can't even fire it. 294 00:25:18,424 --> 00:25:21,080 Are you OK? You look peaky. 295 00:25:22,248 --> 00:25:25,331 I stayed up till midnight at the salon. 296 00:25:25,764 --> 00:25:27,273 That isn't what I meant. 297 00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:28,440 Salami. 298 00:25:29,235 --> 00:25:30,542 It's healing. 299 00:25:35,364 --> 00:25:37,113 Something stinks. 300 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,780 I can't smell a thing. 301 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,152 - What you doing? - It's you. 302 00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:47,373 Bullshit! 303 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,062 You can't just sniff people! 304 00:25:50,362 --> 00:25:52,411 It's your nose that stinks, bro! 305 00:25:52,544 --> 00:25:54,053 What are you eating? 306 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,088 Headcheese. 307 00:25:56,238 --> 00:25:58,140 You usually have cereal. 308 00:25:58,317 --> 00:25:59,725 Give me a break! 309 00:26:03,552 --> 00:26:06,368 What you doing? You'll kill someone with that. 310 00:26:06,893 --> 00:26:08,000 Get lost! 311 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,257 Pépin's really lost it, huh? 312 00:26:33,739 --> 00:26:35,741 "Great God! This abominable complaint... 313 00:26:36,192 --> 00:26:39,208 "...of which he fancied himself cured, had returned! 314 00:26:39,919 --> 00:26:41,660 "He could not deny it. 315 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,591 "He had taken the scissors to plant them in her flesh... 316 00:26:45,697 --> 00:26:47,313 "...as soon as he had seen it. 317 00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:50,810 "The warm, white flesh of her breast..." 318 00:26:54,686 --> 00:26:55,701 Focus! 319 00:26:55,801 --> 00:26:59,025 I'm totally focused. I'm counting the tiles in your pool. 320 00:26:59,438 --> 00:27:01,140 Prepare for take-off! 321 00:27:03,329 --> 00:27:05,631 - Watch out! - Stop that right now. 322 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,973 "At certain hours, he felt... 323 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,282 "...this hereditary flaw. 324 00:27:13,579 --> 00:27:16,235 "He began to think he was paying for the others... 325 00:27:16,408 --> 00:27:17,423 "...the fathers... 326 00:27:17,529 --> 00:27:19,338 "...the grandfathers who had drunk... 327 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:22,975 "...the generations of drunks, whose blood he'd inherited." 328 00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:24,823 Rebe, come see. 329 00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:31,797 Rebecca is wanted by the station chief! 330 00:27:34,593 --> 00:27:35,701 What's up? 331 00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:39,458 Do you know if your dad is leaving soon? 332 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,064 Yeah, I think so. 333 00:28:23,555 --> 00:28:24,963 Will you lick me? 334 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:28,847 Sure! 335 00:29:15,614 --> 00:29:17,789 Teddy, you're tickling me. 336 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:18,930 Sorry. 337 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:32,524 Teddy, that hurts! Stop it! 338 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,428 Teddy, you're hurting me! 339 00:29:43,572 --> 00:29:44,580 Fuck it! 340 00:29:44,810 --> 00:29:45,824 What's wrong? 341 00:29:45,957 --> 00:29:48,334 It must be the mushrooms. I feel weird. 342 00:29:48,634 --> 00:29:51,423 - I'm gonna go, OK? - What's wrong, Teddy? 343 00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:52,984 Nothing. 344 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,514 - Where are you going? - My belly hurts. 345 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,028 Stick out your tongue. 346 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,303 There's nothing there now. 347 00:31:18,149 --> 00:31:19,805 It was all hairy yesterday. 348 00:31:19,905 --> 00:31:22,222 I almost fainted, it was that gross. 349 00:31:22,322 --> 00:31:23,430 Hairy? 350 00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:26,568 It's a bit red. I don't know what you did. 351 00:31:26,725 --> 00:31:29,007 - Did you shave your tongue? - Yeah coz... 352 00:31:29,114 --> 00:31:31,410 Well, no wonder it's red. 353 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,839 Did you put foam on too? 354 00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:37,836 Doing things like that is pretty... 355 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,607 Take a deep breath. 356 00:31:41,753 --> 00:31:44,075 It was hairy, I swear. 357 00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:48,066 In all my years in this job. I've never seen a hairy tongue. 358 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,716 What about my hands? 359 00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:52,611 What's wrong with them? 360 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,570 They're all hairy. 361 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,369 That's normal. It's a sign of puberty. 362 00:31:57,476 --> 00:31:59,204 - You're growing up. - Puberty? 363 00:31:59,311 --> 00:32:02,754 Soon you'll have hair on your shoulders, your back... 364 00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:05,954 ...your belly button, and in your nose, too. 365 00:32:06,071 --> 00:32:07,933 There wasn't any before. I'm not dumb. 366 00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:09,761 Well, it grows. 367 00:32:10,322 --> 00:32:13,051 Especially when there's a full moon. 368 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:15,060 I'll check your blood pressure. 369 00:32:15,731 --> 00:32:18,119 - You smoked something, huh? - No. 370 00:32:18,964 --> 00:32:20,859 - Are you sure? - Yes. 371 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,836 Me and my girl took 'shrooms. But it can't be that. 372 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:26,191 Mushrooms, eh? 373 00:32:26,832 --> 00:32:27,886 Yeah. 374 00:32:27,986 --> 00:32:31,317 No wonder you saw hairs on your tongue and shaved it. 375 00:32:31,477 --> 00:32:33,539 You're crazy to take mushrooms. 376 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,086 What's that? 377 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:37,496 Nothing. 378 00:32:38,717 --> 00:32:41,433 A dog bit me in the woods the other day. 379 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,609 We'll disinfect it. 380 00:32:44,069 --> 00:32:46,938 - I'll check your pressure first. - Is that the cause? 381 00:32:47,118 --> 00:32:49,067 - Not at all. - Of the symptoms? 382 00:32:49,194 --> 00:32:50,402 Not at all. 383 00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:52,418 Are you sure? 384 00:32:52,584 --> 00:32:53,892 I'm the doctor here. 385 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,663 If you howl at the moon or turn into a werewolf... 386 00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,277 ...come back and see me. 387 00:32:59,938 --> 00:33:02,160 - Very funny. - I'm just kidding. 388 00:33:02,934 --> 00:33:05,344 We doctors have a sense of humor too. 389 00:33:05,781 --> 00:33:06,788 120 over 80. 390 00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:08,377 It's excellent. 391 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,529 You're in great shape. 392 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,527 This is how wide the front will be. 393 00:33:15,634 --> 00:33:16,928 90 sq m of living space. 394 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:20,204 A 25 sq m lounge, an 11 sq m bedroom... 395 00:33:20,359 --> 00:33:24,610 ...and a 20 sq m master bedroom plus bathroom with a walk-in shower. 396 00:33:24,723 --> 00:33:27,346 And in the backyard, a pool and pergola. 397 00:33:30,462 --> 00:33:31,670 What do you think? 398 00:33:32,841 --> 00:33:34,350 What's a pergola? 399 00:33:35,497 --> 00:33:36,805 I don't actually know... 400 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,761 ...but I always hear people say... 401 00:33:39,861 --> 00:33:44,091 "It's a fine evening. We'll dine under the pergola." 402 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,132 And I think, "Fuck, I need one of them!" 403 00:33:50,188 --> 00:33:52,918 Come see. It isn't impossible. 404 00:33:53,311 --> 00:33:55,133 All that was my work. 405 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,943 With a 30-year mortgage, this will be ours. 406 00:33:58,049 --> 00:34:01,900 This here is the perimeter. And in here, we'll be at home. 407 00:34:02,013 --> 00:34:03,935 But, basically... 408 00:34:04,135 --> 00:34:05,757 ...we'll definitely manage... 409 00:34:05,864 --> 00:34:08,660 ...with my job and yours, once you have one. 410 00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,562 We'll make it work. 411 00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:11,783 I mean... 412 00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:15,834 I know it isn't very big... 413 00:34:16,415 --> 00:34:18,444 ...and it's kind of remote, but... 414 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,231 Come on! 415 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,153 Come see! 416 00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,327 And it'll be our home. 417 00:34:33,311 --> 00:34:34,520 How about it? 418 00:34:35,727 --> 00:34:37,235 Know what I think? 419 00:34:37,389 --> 00:34:38,397 I dunno. 420 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:43,495 My friends and I are having a party before our exams. 421 00:34:43,602 --> 00:34:45,310 Would you like to come? 422 00:34:47,393 --> 00:34:48,400 Yeah. 423 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,771 Yeah, for sure. Cool! 424 00:34:59,938 --> 00:35:02,541 Happy birthday to you! 425 00:35:02,714 --> 00:35:03,909 Oh fuck. 426 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,359 Hey, Pink Panther! 427 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:14,820 Got an appointment? 428 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:16,915 Yep. 429 00:35:26,738 --> 00:35:27,739 Go on, Teddy! 430 00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:29,240 One for the road! 431 00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:32,177 Here goes, buddy! 432 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,184 Happy birthday! 433 00:35:41,126 --> 00:35:42,741 Hang on, hang on! 434 00:35:47,643 --> 00:35:48,684 Gratitude. 435 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,142 Respect and gratitude. 436 00:35:52,143 --> 00:35:53,144 Stop! 437 00:35:53,244 --> 00:35:55,246 - That hurt? - That's enough. 438 00:35:55,547 --> 00:35:57,733 - Had enough? - For sure. 439 00:35:58,033 --> 00:35:59,201 Stop there. 440 00:36:00,065 --> 00:36:01,473 What about the climax? 441 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,342 Butt crack, butt crack! 442 00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:08,991 No way. 443 00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:10,996 - No butt cracks. - Why not? 444 00:36:11,477 --> 00:36:13,031 It isn't included. 445 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:17,643 - He says it isn't included. - Shut up, you! 446 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:20,038 I'm done. Off you go. 447 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:24,455 Butt crack, butt crack. 448 00:36:31,587 --> 00:36:33,529 There we go, butt crack! 449 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:43,134 You moron! 450 00:36:47,886 --> 00:36:51,499 - This ain't the union office, pal. - Sorry I scared you. 451 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,765 Could you stick this in the window? 452 00:36:54,966 --> 00:36:56,307 NO TO THE WOLF! 453 00:36:56,407 --> 00:36:57,716 What are you planning? 454 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,879 A protest on Saturday outside the town hall... 455 00:37:00,979 --> 00:37:04,660 ...I'll leave you these. Could you hand them out? 456 00:37:05,363 --> 00:37:07,312 - Sure. - Thank you. 457 00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:09,831 - Goodnight to you. - Goodnight. 458 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:24,983 The little fishies swim, swim, swim... 459 00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:30,829 Swim as well as the big fishies... 460 00:37:31,947 --> 00:37:33,334 Ooh, it tickles! 461 00:37:34,112 --> 00:37:35,721 89... 462 00:37:36,772 --> 00:37:39,374 GHISLAINE'S NIMBLE FINGERS 463 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,829 What's he doing there? 464 00:37:56,602 --> 00:37:58,910 Is he having a stroke or what? 465 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:11,990 For fuck's sake, Pépin, are you totally dumb? 466 00:40:12,123 --> 00:40:13,732 Why are you in the dark? 467 00:40:13,832 --> 00:40:17,348 Are you fucking nuts? You almost killed me, you jerk! 468 00:40:17,535 --> 00:40:20,391 You're the jerk! You woke me up. 469 00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:24,205 Ghislaine made me stay and do stocktaking. 470 00:40:24,305 --> 00:40:26,161 You did it naked, did you? 471 00:40:26,261 --> 00:40:28,367 What's it to you, you big queer? 472 00:40:28,790 --> 00:40:30,498 You're a big jerk! 473 00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:35,033 I was attacked, if you must know, OK? 474 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:39,040 They pinched your clothes? 475 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:44,930 Yeah, that's right. Some guys in the parking lot. 476 00:40:45,984 --> 00:40:48,299 Then rolled you in the dirt? 477 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,252 Yeah, they said... 478 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:58,663 "Now you're butt naked, we're gonna roll in the dirt!" 479 00:40:58,770 --> 00:41:01,933 And they did. They rolled me like a pancake. 480 00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:03,641 Then they walked off. 481 00:41:05,736 --> 00:41:08,039 Are you taking me for an idiot? 482 00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:10,401 By any chance? 483 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:13,684 I don't like this, Teddy. 484 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:17,075 - Something isn't right. - Pain in the ass! 485 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,877 You're telling me stories. 486 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,116 And you're pissing me off. 487 00:41:21,216 --> 00:41:22,554 Stop breaking my balls! 488 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,943 I knew it, it's evil. 489 00:41:27,793 --> 00:41:28,900 Evil! 490 00:41:30,962 --> 00:41:32,864 You wanna know the truth? 491 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:41,039 I woke up like this, and I don't know what happened. 492 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:44,990 I don't remember. I woke up butt naked. 493 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,771 I wasn't attacked. 494 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:50,929 But I feel good, Pépin, I feel awesome. 495 00:41:52,483 --> 00:41:53,892 Is that so? 496 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,787 I feel awesome, Pépin. 497 00:41:57,255 --> 00:42:00,585 - With your cuts... - It's an awesome feeling. 498 00:42:01,827 --> 00:42:03,334 I feel great! 499 00:42:10,031 --> 00:42:13,434 Good evening, excuse me! Everyone gather round. 500 00:42:13,554 --> 00:42:15,570 I know your time's precious. 501 00:42:15,676 --> 00:42:17,913 You're dancing, drinking and having fun. 502 00:42:18,053 --> 00:42:21,076 I'd just like your attention for five minutes. 503 00:42:21,282 --> 00:42:23,791 Gather round. Yes, you too. 504 00:42:27,598 --> 00:42:30,155 Thanks, cool. I won't keep you long. 505 00:42:30,295 --> 00:42:31,569 I'm Teddy Pruvost. 506 00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,804 I've been dating Rebbeca for eight months. 507 00:42:33,925 --> 00:42:35,961 And it's going great, thanks. 508 00:42:37,502 --> 00:42:40,825 I'm super happy to meet you all at last. 509 00:42:41,206 --> 00:42:44,855 I know this is the start of a long, long friendship. 510 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:48,126 So I'm thrilled and delighted to meet you. 511 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,468 Delighted and thrilled... 512 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,790 "Delighted and thrilled." Yeah, that's it. 513 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,160 Good luck in your exams, guys. 514 00:42:55,266 --> 00:42:58,183 You're all gonna pass. No one will fail. 515 00:42:58,356 --> 00:42:59,650 Or the drinks are on you! 516 00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:02,490 But tonight the drinks are on me. 517 00:43:02,590 --> 00:43:04,069 Why? I'm the new guy. 518 00:43:04,235 --> 00:43:06,384 So I'm treating you tonight. 519 00:43:06,491 --> 00:43:10,101 Have a blast, guys, and catch you later for a chat. 520 00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:13,244 In the meantime, take care and see you soon. 521 00:43:14,996 --> 00:43:16,704 "Thrilled and delighted." 522 00:43:18,036 --> 00:43:19,044 Right! 523 00:43:28,436 --> 00:43:29,494 Friends... 524 00:43:31,556 --> 00:43:35,213 "It is time, at long last. To forget memories past... 525 00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:37,772 "Our happy-go-lucky ways... 526 00:43:37,966 --> 00:43:40,048 "Our carefree childhood days. 527 00:43:40,198 --> 00:43:44,229 "Autumn draws near, Life's journey starts here... 528 00:43:44,973 --> 00:43:48,723 "The fruit-laden tree bends, And so school ends. 529 00:43:49,337 --> 00:43:52,673 "Where the city lights glow, We shall meet in a while... 530 00:43:52,807 --> 00:43:56,444 "On the same boat we go, to our land of exile. 531 00:43:57,172 --> 00:43:58,189 "Nathan... 532 00:43:58,289 --> 00:43:59,690 "...you'll be a lawyer. 533 00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:02,460 "Thibault, you'll have a daughter. 534 00:44:03,401 --> 00:44:05,590 "Matthieu, you'll wear suits. 535 00:44:06,427 --> 00:44:08,336 "Lucas, you'll solve disputes. 536 00:44:09,157 --> 00:44:10,365 "Rebecca... 537 00:44:10,588 --> 00:44:12,097 "...you'll be a minister... 538 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:14,259 "...maybe even president... 539 00:44:14,845 --> 00:44:16,847 "...and you'll never be sinister... 540 00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:19,057 "...your heart is so ardent." 541 00:44:20,535 --> 00:44:22,623 I've no idea where I'll be. 542 00:44:23,221 --> 00:44:24,329 Not to sorry. 543 00:44:25,056 --> 00:44:27,658 "Wherever I roam, dear brothers of mine... 544 00:44:27,758 --> 00:44:29,860 "My heart shall remember thine." 545 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:42,793 Come on, group hug! 546 00:44:45,463 --> 00:44:46,651 Kisses all round. 547 00:44:46,777 --> 00:44:48,943 Give us a kiss. 548 00:44:49,044 --> 00:44:50,255 That's it. 549 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,536 Let's take a photo. 550 00:44:51,676 --> 00:44:52,957 Yeah, a photo! 551 00:44:55,830 --> 00:44:58,653 Where's Teddy? Teddy, can you take a photo? 552 00:45:07,032 --> 00:45:08,539 Smile, everyone. 553 00:45:09,814 --> 00:45:11,739 It's Thibault's round, guys! 554 00:45:12,890 --> 00:45:14,439 Why are you here, asshole? 555 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,322 It's my place. It says so on the mailbox. 556 00:45:17,422 --> 00:45:18,923 Can't you read? 557 00:45:19,464 --> 00:45:21,359 Rebecca invited me. 558 00:45:21,766 --> 00:45:23,468 You know Rebecca? 559 00:45:24,169 --> 00:45:27,029 Of course I know Rebecca. She's my girlfriend. 560 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,061 Are you dating him? 561 00:45:30,368 --> 00:45:32,263 Yeah, he's my guy. 562 00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:35,993 Have you introduced yourselves? Teddy, Benja. Benja, Teddy. 563 00:45:36,344 --> 00:45:38,353 I thought it was a different Teddy. 564 00:45:39,557 --> 00:45:41,152 You know this jerk? 565 00:45:41,252 --> 00:45:44,229 Sure I do, ever since third grade. 566 00:45:44,835 --> 00:45:46,744 We've always been together. 567 00:45:47,152 --> 00:45:50,621 Except in fifth grade. We were separated for talking. 568 00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:55,620 If you hadn't dropped out at six, you'd know! 569 00:45:55,913 --> 00:45:57,422 This isn't your place... 570 00:45:57,628 --> 00:46:00,471 it's your dad's. He emptied the town's coffers. 571 00:46:01,005 --> 00:46:02,513 You don't even have a dad. 572 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,906 And that weirdo you live with doesn't empty coffers... 573 00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:07,655 ...he empties bottles. 574 00:46:07,755 --> 00:46:08,826 Alcoholic. 575 00:46:14,382 --> 00:46:16,234 He's gonna thrash him! 576 00:46:16,934 --> 00:46:18,536 Teddy Trailer Trash! 577 00:46:31,649 --> 00:46:33,351 Post a story! 578 00:47:11,048 --> 00:47:15,740 Baccalaureate exams begin tomorrow for most high school students. 579 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,014 Record numbers of... 580 00:47:21,546 --> 00:47:23,154 What are you doing, Teddy? 581 00:47:23,278 --> 00:47:24,685 Swedish package. 582 00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:26,721 Forgotten anything? 583 00:47:28,353 --> 00:47:33,090 Apricot kernel oil. Friction, gliding, percussion, kneading... 584 00:47:33,264 --> 00:47:36,487 Lands of Scandinavia CD, tracks 4, 6 and 7. 585 00:47:36,647 --> 00:47:38,269 - And? - And that's all. 586 00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:40,558 And tender loving care. 587 00:47:42,173 --> 00:47:44,642 Need some more TLC, Mrs. Casenave? 588 00:47:44,742 --> 00:47:45,850 No, I'm good. 589 00:47:45,976 --> 00:47:48,193 See? You're always on my ass! 590 00:47:49,046 --> 00:47:50,968 Bad hair day, huh? 591 00:47:51,165 --> 00:47:54,125 - I'll finish this. - Go on, Miss Universe 1982. 592 00:47:54,226 --> 00:47:56,208 Mind if take over, Mrs. Casenave? 593 00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:58,098 No, not at all. 594 00:48:04,745 --> 00:48:06,924 The toilet is blocked. 595 00:48:07,074 --> 00:48:08,933 Unblocking it will calm you down. 596 00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:10,147 You ballbreaker. 597 00:48:10,248 --> 00:48:12,162 - Excuse me? - Ballbreaker! 598 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,481 There we go. 599 00:48:51,489 --> 00:48:54,091 - Call for another appointment. - Will do. 600 00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:56,046 Goodbye, Mrs. Casenave. 601 00:48:58,456 --> 00:48:59,564 Goodbye! 602 00:50:00,978 --> 00:50:02,186 Teddy? 603 00:50:14,389 --> 00:50:15,996 I'd like a Saigon. 604 00:50:37,832 --> 00:50:39,239 Gosh, Teddy! 605 00:50:56,361 --> 00:50:57,468 That hurts... 606 00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,501 Fuck, fuck. 607 00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:55,012 Fuck, no! 608 00:54:33,754 --> 00:54:35,763 HOW TO CURE WEREWOLF 609 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:40,567 THESE STRANGE... 610 00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:52,072 "During the lunar cycle... 611 00:54:52,209 --> 00:54:54,341 "...and when night falls... 612 00:54:54,441 --> 00:54:56,724 "...the cursed one's body changes... 613 00:54:56,901 --> 00:54:59,423 "...and the urge to hunt... 614 00:55:00,190 --> 00:55:01,699 "...overcomes him. 615 00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:05,315 "At each full moon the beast is gripped by a... 616 00:55:06,624 --> 00:55:08,786 "...paro... paroxysm..." 617 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:11,415 What's that mean? 618 00:55:12,169 --> 00:55:14,665 "The cursed one turns into a werewolf." 619 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,248 "Symptoms: 620 00:55:18,395 --> 00:55:21,458 "Heightened aggressiveness... 621 00:55:22,126 --> 00:55:24,141 "...ravenous appetite... 622 00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:28,115 - "...various types of allergy. - Including to silver -... 623 00:55:29,153 --> 00:55:31,428 "...as well as a degeneration... 624 00:55:31,876 --> 00:55:33,183 "...of body hair." 625 00:55:43,688 --> 00:55:45,642 I got to the salon at 6:00 p.m. 626 00:55:45,856 --> 00:55:49,359 There were no clients, so I did the cleaning till 11:00 p.m... 627 00:55:49,459 --> 00:55:50,768 ...then left. 628 00:55:52,262 --> 00:55:54,171 What's that on your arm? 629 00:55:54,729 --> 00:55:57,451 I scratched myself. It happens all the time. 630 00:55:58,455 --> 00:55:59,764 How is she? 631 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:02,940 She's at hospital in a coma. 632 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,422 A deliveryman called around 10:00 a.m yesterday. 633 00:56:05,676 --> 00:56:07,912 He found her in a bloody heap. 634 00:56:08,658 --> 00:56:10,815 Just in time too, apparently. 635 00:56:11,318 --> 00:56:13,027 She could have died. 636 00:56:14,031 --> 00:56:16,253 Part of her tongue was ripped out! 637 00:56:16,684 --> 00:56:18,392 Only you two were there... 638 00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:20,301 ...so it's got us wondering. 639 00:56:21,241 --> 00:56:22,950 I'm not drawing conclusions... 640 00:56:24,274 --> 00:56:27,091 ...but some folks would say you're suspicious. 641 00:56:27,197 --> 00:56:30,600 Chief, there's been another ewe attack. 642 00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:33,063 - Where? - The Col du Pertus. 643 00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:35,806 It killed the entire flock. 644 00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:38,308 I'm coming. 645 00:56:41,939 --> 00:56:44,772 Do you want sushi or pizza for lunch? 646 00:56:44,939 --> 00:56:46,901 We'll see about that later. 647 00:56:51,221 --> 00:56:53,570 It isn't me asking, it's Thierry. 648 00:56:53,670 --> 00:56:54,879 All right. 649 00:56:56,954 --> 00:56:58,162 Right. 650 00:56:58,729 --> 00:57:01,238 If your memory comes back, get in touch. 651 00:57:01,338 --> 00:57:03,247 You've got my number. 652 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:36,130 Rebe! 653 00:57:38,502 --> 00:57:39,509 What's that? 654 00:57:43,313 --> 00:57:45,542 It's for our school bingo night. 655 00:57:46,450 --> 00:57:49,759 It's nice. Lovely colors. 656 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,210 Everyone will be there. I wasn't gonna do it on fly. 657 00:57:53,330 --> 00:57:54,338 Yeah, 'course. 658 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,901 Did your exams go well then? 659 00:57:57,047 --> 00:57:58,755 Very well, thanks. 660 00:58:00,885 --> 00:58:03,067 You removed your braces. 661 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:04,674 Yeah. 662 00:58:05,309 --> 00:58:06,416 At last. 663 00:58:07,461 --> 00:58:09,797 It suits you. Your teeth are straight. 664 00:58:10,104 --> 00:58:11,711 They're aligned. 665 00:58:12,817 --> 00:58:14,939 That's the whole point. 666 00:58:19,009 --> 00:58:21,318 Sorry about the other night. 667 00:58:22,042 --> 00:58:24,078 You think that's the problem? 668 00:58:25,332 --> 00:58:27,797 Hang on, Rebe, you can't believe them. 669 00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,213 Everyone says it's you. 670 00:58:29,366 --> 00:58:31,255 So you believe them? 671 00:58:31,428 --> 00:58:34,264 I dunno. You've got to admit it's weird. 672 00:58:34,438 --> 00:58:36,630 It was just you two. You remember nothing. 673 00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:38,856 It's true, I don't remember a thing. 674 00:58:38,956 --> 00:58:41,385 Come on, Teddy, what do you take me for? 675 00:58:41,966 --> 00:58:43,981 Quit taking mushrooms. 676 00:58:48,378 --> 00:58:49,887 Know what I was thinking? 677 00:58:53,177 --> 00:58:56,440 After the summer, maybe me and you could... 678 00:58:57,247 --> 00:58:58,355 ...think about... 679 00:58:59,256 --> 00:59:01,838 ...the future more seriously. 680 00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:03,440 You know... 681 00:59:06,213 --> 00:59:08,775 I'm gonna have a fucking great job. 682 00:59:08,919 --> 00:59:10,807 For sure. I'll be boss. 683 00:59:12,469 --> 00:59:14,438 I'll have a ton of money. 684 00:59:18,008 --> 00:59:20,110 And you, in the meantime... 685 00:59:20,938 --> 00:59:22,646 ...you can go to college. 686 00:59:22,819 --> 00:59:26,223 I'll build our house and a study specially for you... 687 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:30,400 ...were it says, in capitals: "Rebecca's space. Do not enter." 688 00:59:32,029 --> 00:59:34,218 And since between us... 689 00:59:34,318 --> 00:59:36,133 ...it'll be awesome maybe... 690 00:59:37,587 --> 00:59:39,506 ...we could have a kid, like. 691 00:59:39,606 --> 00:59:40,710 Or two even. 692 00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:43,413 Why mess about? Let's have two kids. 693 00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:46,060 It's be so cool. 694 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:50,247 I'll teach them to ride a bike, play soccer, and get them candy. 695 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,049 And you, well... 696 00:59:52,352 --> 00:59:55,649 ...you'll read them stories, so they don't grow up dumb. 697 00:59:58,062 --> 00:59:59,469 How about it? 698 01:00:07,094 --> 01:00:08,102 What? 699 01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:20,264 I won't be coming back, Teddy. 700 01:00:21,665 --> 01:00:24,794 I have at least ten years of studying ahead of me. 701 01:00:26,010 --> 01:00:28,372 I'll probably stay in Perpignan... 702 01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:31,395 ...or maybe even move to Toulouse. 703 01:00:32,449 --> 01:00:34,458 There's no point clinging on. 704 01:00:36,506 --> 01:00:38,928 It was great while it lasted. 705 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:45,695 I'll find work, I'll do what it takes. 706 01:00:45,802 --> 01:00:48,185 I swear there won't be any trouble. 707 01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:49,546 It isn't only that. 708 01:00:49,726 --> 01:00:50,834 Never ever. 709 01:00:51,468 --> 01:00:52,977 It's just that... 710 01:00:53,513 --> 01:00:55,942 I don't love you as much as you love me... 711 01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,461 ...you know. 712 01:01:00,734 --> 01:01:03,150 Honey, what's gotten into you? 713 01:01:04,538 --> 01:01:06,446 I don't love you anymore. 714 01:01:06,963 --> 01:01:08,272 That's all. 715 01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:12,369 It was cool at first, you know. 716 01:01:12,476 --> 01:01:14,778 I was just a kid back then. 717 01:01:15,295 --> 01:01:17,304 I've changed though. 718 01:01:17,834 --> 01:01:19,543 But you haven't. 719 01:01:19,649 --> 01:01:22,099 It's like you're kinda stuck. 720 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:24,081 That music of yours... 721 01:01:24,321 --> 01:01:26,736 ...has turned you into a Satanist. 722 01:01:32,479 --> 01:01:34,488 You've taken your posters down. 723 01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:35,865 Yeah. 724 01:01:37,114 --> 01:01:39,056 I listen to rap now. 725 01:01:40,077 --> 01:01:41,185 Rap? 726 01:01:42,286 --> 01:01:44,454 I'm going to see PNL in July. 727 01:01:44,594 --> 01:01:46,103 They're seriously lit. 728 01:01:55,325 --> 01:01:56,633 Could you leave now? 729 01:02:03,660 --> 01:02:05,062 Teddy, get off. 730 01:02:05,162 --> 01:02:07,471 - Rebe, please! - You're hurting me. 731 01:02:07,771 --> 01:02:09,286 - Get off. - No! 732 01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:10,880 Just get off! 733 01:02:12,256 --> 01:02:13,263 What's going on? 734 01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:15,885 - He won't let go me. - Teddy, let go. 735 01:02:16,626 --> 01:02:18,328 Teddy, don't be ridiculous. 736 01:02:18,728 --> 01:02:20,630 Stop it! What are you doing? 737 01:02:20,730 --> 01:02:22,729 - You're hurting her. - Teddy, stop! 738 01:02:22,829 --> 01:02:24,831 Just let go of her. 739 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:50,707 NO TO THE WOLF! 740 01:03:00,967 --> 01:03:02,869 Kill, kill! 741 01:04:38,322 --> 01:04:39,623 Keep still. 742 01:05:22,025 --> 01:05:23,233 "Rebecca... 743 01:05:28,418 --> 01:05:30,026 "I want you to know... 744 01:05:31,268 --> 01:05:32,989 "...you have given me... 745 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,055 "...my best memories. 746 01:05:37,814 --> 01:05:42,211 "I acted like a stupid jerk. 747 01:05:43,146 --> 01:05:47,851 "But I can be someone good too. 748 01:05:55,772 --> 01:05:59,856 "Because I still love you... 749 01:06:00,937 --> 01:06:02,832 "...and I always will... 750 01:06:03,473 --> 01:06:04,981 "...until my dying day." 751 01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:39,426 Time to get dressed, huh? 752 01:07:40,136 --> 01:07:41,745 Not necessarily. 753 01:07:57,747 --> 01:08:00,637 Are you two ready? You're going to be late. 754 01:08:01,187 --> 01:08:03,543 - Coming, sir. - I'll wait in the car. 755 01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:21,571 Teddy! 756 01:09:35,191 --> 01:09:36,432 Got it! 757 01:09:54,714 --> 01:09:57,016 TO THE FUTURE 758 01:10:46,703 --> 01:10:50,807 Please give them a big round of applause. 759 01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:54,911 And now... 760 01:10:55,662 --> 01:10:58,074 ...no more fooling around. 761 01:10:58,174 --> 01:11:00,189 Time to put your eyes down! 762 01:11:00,717 --> 01:11:01,825 I hereby declare... 763 01:11:01,931 --> 01:11:06,185 ...the second half of the school's super bingo night... 764 01:11:06,285 --> 01:11:07,694 ...officially open! 765 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:22,886 Number 8, garden gate! 766 01:12:30,243 --> 01:12:31,925 21. 767 01:12:33,186 --> 01:12:35,739 Key of the door. 768 01:12:39,663 --> 01:12:41,264 Five and zero... 769 01:12:42,465 --> 01:12:43,817 50. 770 01:12:46,419 --> 01:12:50,506 If you get a full house tonight, you'll win a vacuum cleaner... 771 01:12:50,613 --> 01:12:54,217 ...a vacuum cleaner donated by Catalanya Store. 772 01:13:03,452 --> 01:13:06,505 22, two little ducks. 773 01:13:09,078 --> 01:13:10,679 I'll spin it again. 774 01:13:18,274 --> 01:13:19,635 Four and one... 775 01:13:20,842 --> 01:13:22,797 ...41. 776 01:13:23,206 --> 01:13:24,808 Bingo! 777 01:13:25,979 --> 01:13:27,530 We've got a winner! 778 01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:31,114 Someone will come and check your card. 779 01:13:53,322 --> 01:13:55,124 TO THE FUTURE 780 01:14:08,187 --> 01:14:09,789 The door, the door! 781 01:14:26,589 --> 01:14:28,117 Come on, come on! 782 01:14:32,922 --> 01:14:34,603 I don't have a signal. 783 01:15:05,394 --> 01:15:06,535 Fuck! 784 01:15:07,543 --> 01:15:08,838 Fucking hell! 785 01:15:15,591 --> 01:15:16,599 Is it working? 786 01:15:16,705 --> 01:15:19,856 I can't hear you. Can you hear me? Hello? 787 01:15:24,113 --> 01:15:25,221 Can you hear me? 788 01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:26,422 Rebecca? 789 01:15:29,585 --> 01:15:31,294 Can you hear me? Hello? 790 01:15:33,302 --> 01:15:35,778 - What's going on? - I'm hiding. 791 01:15:36,429 --> 01:15:38,671 - Where is he? - I don't know. 792 01:15:39,022 --> 01:15:40,676 I'm with Benja. 793 01:15:45,331 --> 01:15:46,940 I can't hear you. 794 01:15:47,490 --> 01:15:49,342 Hello? Can you hear me? 795 01:15:49,442 --> 01:15:50,543 Benjamin? 796 01:16:05,148 --> 01:16:06,248 Benjamin! 797 01:18:02,795 --> 01:18:04,580 Stop! 798 01:20:14,029 --> 01:20:15,338 Sit down. 799 01:21:20,095 --> 01:21:21,504 Teddy! 800 01:21:23,774 --> 01:21:26,176 Come down. We know you're there. 801 01:21:27,756 --> 01:21:29,164 Come down, let's talk. 802 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:34,623 Chief! 803 01:21:34,930 --> 01:21:37,936 He won't come down. We have to go get him. 804 01:21:38,046 --> 01:21:40,989 - Look, guys... - Leave it to us. You'll mess up. 805 01:21:56,018 --> 01:21:57,920 I need backup. 806 01:21:58,321 --> 01:21:59,472 Please. 807 01:22:38,744 --> 01:22:40,646 Let us through! 808 01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:44,793 Raymonde, where is he? 809 01:23:05,744 --> 01:23:06,869 Let us past! 810 01:23:09,752 --> 01:23:10,813 Mr. Lebref? 811 01:23:10,933 --> 01:23:12,234 Let's us through. 812 01:23:27,775 --> 01:23:30,678 Move aside, please! 813 01:23:32,234 --> 01:23:34,036 Let us past! 814 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,736 It's all over. 54518

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