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Sorry I'm late, love.
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That's all right.
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This is what you get when people start
working from home.
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See you next week.
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How am I doing, Susie?
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You have a performance dropof seven percent compared to yesterday.
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Keep pushing hard.
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-Best driver in town.
-Gonna need a hand, mate.
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-Damn.
-These things don't get any smaller.
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Bugger.
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Orgasm complete.
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-I'm sorry about the mess.
-No problem.
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The usual?
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God.
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Lovely, darling.
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-Hope you enjoy it.
-Thank you.
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-What's your name, darling?
-Peggy.
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Peggy? Oh, that's a beautiful name.
I used to have a cat called Peggy.
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-Enjoy.
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And to what pretty name
am I dedicating this?
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It's a birthday gift. Her name's Angela.
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Her name's Angela?
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Well, I hope Angela enjoys it.
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-Hello, mate.
-Hello, big fan.
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Oh, good, good, grand.
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Hey.
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You just signed a gift for a friend.
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You guys always say that:
"For a friend."
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-You don't believe me.
-No.
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Do you think she'd prefer bath oils?
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-What would you prefer?
-The thing is: I don't like plastic.
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Shall I call you an Uber?
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Goldfinger…
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Good morning people!
It's your boy Adam Kowinski.
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It's another beautiful day
in a beautiful city,
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and have I got news for you!
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Now, believe it or not,
yesterday I had the prototype
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for the brand new XT-5 dangling
around my loins.
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In a nutshell: This thing rocks!
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Now firstly, this is as real as it gets.
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Secondly, the toy also reacts
to the movement of your hips.
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And if you throw in some extra pounding,
you get a bit more bang for your buck.
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Not to mention: A free workout.
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I'm sure you guys love training thighs
and tight arses.
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Speaking of tight arses,
the jeans I'm wearing:
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Now you guys can get these bad boys
with a 15% discount at Lola's.
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Just use the code: "Adam sent me."
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That's all for today guys, signing off.
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And do not forget: I love you all. Peace.
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Hi everybody, and welcome
to the 'Art of Love' Tester Conference!
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Now please,
give it up for our beloved host,
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Mister Hector!
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Three months ago, I had a vision.
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A vision that we, all together,
could improve love lives worldwide.
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Yes, brother!
That is something worth cheering for.
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Because today, I'm gonna give
all you lovely people,
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all you valued members of our big,
happy family
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something to really cheer for.
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The "Art of Love."
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The "Art of Love!"
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Today is the day we say goodbye
to the sex toy,
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and we say "hello" to the love toy!
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Three years ago, the UK government
appointed a minister for loneliness.
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Because according to a recent survey,
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nine million people of all ages
feel lonely and unloved.
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And that, my family, is in England alone.
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The love toy is the salvation!
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So the love toy will not only fulfill
your wildest fantasy,
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the love toy will love you
for who you are.
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And with the love toy,
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youwill never be lonely again.
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In six months' time,
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we will present the ultimate love toy
at the Venus Conference in Berlin!
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Have you tested "Adam’s Pleasure"
by any chance?
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-"Adam’s…" what?
-"Adam’s Pleasure."
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He's got his own signature line.
Those things have his exact dimensions.
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My wife says he's the best she's ever had.
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Right.
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For those of you
who have been with us for a while,
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you'll know that each year,
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as a company, we pay special tribute
to outstanding achievements.
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So, this year, the "Art of Love" Award
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goes to a person who supports our cause
with incomparable dedication and loyalty.
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For six years running,
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this person has amassed more test hours
than all of us!
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Ladies and gentlemen, go mad for,
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give it up for Mister Love himself,
Adam Kowinski!
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Well done brother, you deserve it.
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Keep up the good work,
I'm very proud of you, okay?
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So now, this year,
I'm gonna be super cheeky
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and give out a second award!
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The second award goes to a person
who understands human longing
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and sexual fantasies…
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like no other.
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Not only has she extensively tested
the toys
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but she has provided them with a soul.
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Her test reports are beautiful.
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In fact, they are so beautiful
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that we have used them
as product descriptions on our packaging.
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And this has resulted in an overwhelming
increase in sales!
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And she's been with us only
for five months, already a rising star.
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Ladies and gentlemen, make lots of noise,
give it up for Eva Parker!
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Welcome to the family, darling.
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Now our A-team here will play a major role
in the development of our new love toy.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the war on loneliness
has well and surely begun!
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Now, this is just the beginning.
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So we'll talk next week,
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but I want you two to go
and celebrate, okay?
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Ah, yes?
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Well, one size fits all…
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Hey, this is Hector,can't take your call, you know what to do.
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Hey Hector, it's me,
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if you could call me back ASAP
to explain to me
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what it is exactly I'm supposed
to be doing with this, ah, boomer.
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I'd really appreciate it.
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Yeah, and if I don't hear from you
then I will see you at the gym.
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All right. Talk soon.
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Hey, sorry love. Sorry, I'm a bit late.
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-My boss, ah, he wanted me to, you know…
-It's okay.
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This is quite a place.
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I got a bonus.
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Really? What for?
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Ten year anniversary gift.
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Well, at least they appreciate
what you do.
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-Where's the meat?
-Oh, it's vegetarian.
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No meat? How can you open a restaurant
and not serve meat?
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Well, more and more people
are going vegan, you know?
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Yeah. Well, I wouldn't trust them.
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Seems you pay just as much
for all the trimmings without the meat.
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For god's sake!
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We've not been out in eight months!
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Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to, you know…
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It's just…
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Oh, dear.
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-We need to get away.
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You know we can't do that.
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I couldn't go through
all that again, love.
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But they won't kick you out
for having a holiday.
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Well I just don't think
it's a good idea to travel
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whilst I'm still taking the meds.
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It's not medication, it's homeopathy.
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And you've not had trouble sleeping
for five months now, love.
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Don't worry.
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We'll work it out.
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Hi! I'm Claire. From next door.
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You're on my balcony.
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It's my balcony, too.
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I was wondering
if you could do me a quick favor.
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You realize you got a bath
in your apartment, don't you?
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Yeah, I've noticed.
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You like having a bath, obviously.
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Oh, actually, stop.
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Ah…
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Um, let's just leave it here for now,
I'll drag it in in the morning.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Good night then.
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Good night.
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Is this where we're supposed to meet?
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Did he tell you about this whole love toy
A-team idea?
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No, he didn't.
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-Morning.
-Hello.
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Third bike in a year?
Get that for free, too?
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-Was this your idea?
-What?
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Teaming up with…Maude.
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-No, it was the boss' idea.
-What?
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Do you really expect me to work with…that?
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You'll survive. You might even like it.
Mr. Love.
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Please excuse the inconvenience.
Ingenuity comes at a price.
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Here we are.
The marvel we're flying to Berlin with.
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The basis is a haptic suit
with electrostatic adhesion.
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Meaning, you can touch what you see.
You can feel what you touch.
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When you are touched, you feel it.
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You are virtually in the middle
of the experience.
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We've equipped this model
with an emotions processor.
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In other words, this toy
has a high artificial intelligence.
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Your job is to feed it
with real-life emotions
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and behavior patterns.
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Like comforting someone, being comforted,
flirting, falling in love, et cetera.
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-Falling in love?
-You'll find everything in the manual.
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We hit the market
with the men's version first.
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The gap is closing in but the market
is still significantly bigger
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in the virtual reality sector.
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-Quelle surprise.
-Save the best until last.
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The hardware for the women's version
will be ready by the end of the year.
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Based on a survey,
we're going to be focusing on
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the ten most popular
love fantasy partners for men.
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Which are:
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Fitness trainer, nurse, masseuse,
yoga teacher, nanny, room service,
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secretary, and the neighbor's wife.
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God.
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We are currently
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working on different design options
for the packaging.
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Hey, boss.
Yes, I've just talked them through it.
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They both love it!
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Listen, I don't want to sound like
a prick or anything
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but I don't think I can do this.
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-My reputation is at stake.
-And my marriage is at stake!
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Okay, so let's not do it then.
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I mean this whole love team idea
is stupid anyway.
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You know, just for the record,
you're not my type either.
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Oh, am I not? Good!
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Because I don't want to talk about love
with you, let alone sex!
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I mean look at you.
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-What is it?
-Nothing.
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What am I to you?
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Oh, sorry, my love.
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-What?
-What am I to you?
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What…
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You're the love of my life.
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Do you remember the little puzzles
you used to make me?
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You'd sneak into our bedroom
while I was brushing my teeth
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and leave them on the pillow.
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I loved that.
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The solutions were always
the special places we've been together.
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Do you remember?
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Yeah.
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You got to let me in again.
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Look, I'm just tired, love.
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Let's take a break. It's been four years!
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-You know we can't do that.
-Yes we can!
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-You can sell that bloody picture!
-Look, we've talked about this.
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Your grandmother's dead!
She wouldn't care.
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-Hector, we don't need her!
-Yes we do, and I want you to apologize.
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For what? She's older
than fucking Madonna!
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-Have you read her test reports?
-No!
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She's the sex industry's answer
to Shakespeare!
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And her vivid imagination translates
into sales.
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So pull yourself together!
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So what am I,
just a guy in the fucking spandex?
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Yes!
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You're the guy in the spandex,
and you should be proud.
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You're the face of this company
and you're gonna be the face of this toy.
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Adam. We've come a long way together.
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You and I are carved out
of the same piece of wood.
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We bend for no one.
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I trust you like a son,
I need you to trust me, Adam.
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Berlin is just the beginning.
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I mean your face is gonna be
on all the posters,
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you are gonna to get anything
you ever wanted.
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Ah, man.
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Are we alike.
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-Huh.
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Adam, what are your plans
for your birthday?
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-I'm gonna take you out.
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-You gonna take me out, really?
-Yeah.
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We'll have a proper celebration.
249
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,400
-I'll see you out there.
-Yeah, see you in a minute.
250
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,920
-I'm sorry about what I said.
-I know.
251
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,960
-It wasn't very nice.
-It's fine.
252
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,720
Well I can't tell my husband
I'm testing sex toys
253
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,280
with the king of cocks
when I get home, can I?
254
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,600
It's this way.
255
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,560
-Where do I put this?
-On your temple. It reads your thoughts.
256
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,000
-What?
-It's what it says here.
257
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,120
Go get the rest of your kit.
258
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,560
-Oh, lord.
259
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,240
-What?
-It's big. The screen.
260
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,560
Welcome.Please select a love scenario.
261
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,800
Let's go with the physiotherapist.
262
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,160
Good choice, please wait.
263
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,240
Building love experience.
264
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,240
Building complete.
265
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,880
Adam, there's someone at the door.
266
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,720
Morning. Sorry to keep you waiting.
267
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,320
I just need to quickly check
through your file
268
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,360
before we begin physical inspection.
269
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,880
It's okay, darling.
270
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,600
What am I supposed to do now?
271
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,600
Tell her what to do.
Well, think it, I mean.
272
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,720
Take over her voice
by saying "speech control."
273
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,080
-Just get her to do something.
-Like what?
274
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,240
I don't know. Make me horny.
Do something hot.
275
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,200
Do whatever it is that Hector
loves about you.
276
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,360
-And why are you whispering?
-Oh, this is ridiculous.
277
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,920
I don't know what to do!
278
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,360
What's the matter with you?
279
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,200
She's just code,
she's just bits and bytes!
280
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Don't be such an arrogant shit!
281
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,800
Does this seriously make you horny?
282
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,200
Restart.
283
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,640
Morning.
284
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,200
-Morning.
-Restart.
285
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,200
Sorry to keep you waiting.
286
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,240
Sorry to keep you waiting.
287
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,680
Restart.
288
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,720
I just quickly need to check
through your file.
289
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,240
-Restart.
290
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,200
Morning.
291
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,720
-Can I be honest?
-Hm.
292
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,240
It might be a generational thing
293
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,520
but I think we have a very different
understanding of romance.
294
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,640
You don't say.
295
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,200
You need to start thinking
outside of your underpants.
296
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,920
Oh, I need to start thinking
outside of my underpants?
297
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,880
That's very interesting, actually.
298
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,560
Because I'm not wearing any underpants,
and do you know why?
299
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,880
Because my cock is stuck
inside of a genital box!
300
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,720
-Yeah. How's that for romance?
-You're missing out.
301
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,600
If you do what you always did,
you'll always get what you always got.
302
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,040
So you're firing inspirational quotes
at me now?
303
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,880
You just need to be yourself.
304
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,360
-I don't think I want to do this anymore.
-Try harder!
305
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,680
It's just bloody bits and bytes,
you said so yourself!
306
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,040
Come on, up you get! I need that money,
so get over here.
307
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,680
Speech control.
308
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,720
Hi, how are you?
309
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,600
-I thought you'd never ask.
-Ask what?
310
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,200
How I am. You never do.
311
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,360
I saw you at a club a few days ago.
Dancing with another woman.
312
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,280
Can you get out of frame?
You're ruining the romance.
313
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,440
Oh, sorry.
314
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,400
I saw you at a club a few days ago.
Dancing with another woman.
315
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,080
The way she touched you made me jealous.
316
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,000
I watched you for a while,
studied your body.
317
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,240
It helps me understand how to treat you.
318
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,760
-Move.
-Move what?
319
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,880
Dance with me.
320
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,920
I don't know…
321
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,640
Relax.
322
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,440
Better?
323
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,440
I don't know.
324
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,280
I don't think I can stay professional.
325
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,960
I need a drink. I'll be next door.
326
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,440
Hey, you can't just leave me like this!
What about my orgasm?
327
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,960
Join the club!
328
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,520
-Are you okay?
-Oh. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
329
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,400
-Do you live here?
-No, I'm just visiting.
330
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:52,000
I get dizzy spells sometimes.
331
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:57,960
Thank you.
332
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,720
-Listen…
-I don't want to talk about it. Not now.
333
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,080
What do I say to my husband?
I can't even look at him.
334
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,600
-It's virtual, what's the big deal?
-Does that make a difference?
335
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,400
I have been married for 30 years,
I have never been unfaithful.
336
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,800
Faithful? You didn't cheat!
We didn't touch, we didn't have sex!
337
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,040
But we had a moment!
338
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,960
-We didn't have a moment!
-Yes we did!
339
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,840
No, I had a moment
with the physiotherapist, at best.
340
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,040
I've got to go.
341
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,720
I'll get that.
342
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,840
Ah. Thank you.
343
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,840
Whoa. Steady.
344
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,680
-You've got my number.
-Correct, see you tomorrow!
345
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,720
-Exit is that way.
-Oh yes, sorry.
346
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,280
Hi.
347
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,880
-Hi.
-I was worried about you.
348
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,560
Where you?
349
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,280
Are you drunk? You are drunk.
I can smell it.
350
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,800
What's going on?
What the hell is going on?
351
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,840
-Are you okay?
-I got a promotion!
352
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,120
-What?
-We had a little celebration.
353
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,320
Right well… you should have called.
You know?
354
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,960
-I'm not sorry.
-Oh, you're not?
355
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,280
So what's this career boost all about?
356
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,640
Ah, look, can we talk about it
in the morning? Just, just…
357
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,320
Just be proud of me!
358
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,120
Well, I am.
359
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,080
-I love this game.
-I know you do.
360
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040
Oh!
361
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:30,200
Good evening, gents!
362
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,840
Aaron! Good to see you.
363
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,760
This must be him.
364
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,080
Finally.
365
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,120
Hector's been hiding you.
366
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,560
You have to protect your best assets,
right?
367
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,120
-Haven't seen you here in a while.
-Too much on my plate, Aaron.
368
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,440
I heard.
369
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,200
Have a good game, boys.
370
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Who's that?
371
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,520
Aaron Levinger, top-notch investor.
Super rich.
372
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,440
I've been working on him
for the last couple of months
373
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,480
trying to get him involved in our cause.
374
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Some nuts need a little more to crack.
375
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,760
He's here every Thursday.
376
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,320
He's been asking about you.
He obviously fancies you.
377
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,920
But I take care of you.
No one messes with my boy!
378
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,120
I mean, everyone has their limits, right?
379
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,080
As to how far they would go
for the good of the company.
380
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,360
What might apply for me,
might not apply for you, right?
381
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,000
Watch this!
382
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,280
There they are! It's already midnight.
383
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,200
Happy birthday, mate!
384
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,840
I love you. Yeah?
385
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,600
-Hi.
-Hey.
386
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,120
You know I have a door like everyone else,
right?
387
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,480
You don't have dental floss by any chance?
388
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,600
Last time. Promise.
389
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,640
I've only got waxed.
390
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,600
Anything works.
391
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,720
It's a pity, I really missed out on jazz.
Got to catch up.
392
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,520
Is this guy any good?
393
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,080
It's nice.
394
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:51,960
Nice?
395
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,880
It's unbelievable.
396
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,920
Listen to the way he shapes the space
between the notes.
397
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,680
The way he tells a story
without any words.
398
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,480
-Have you ever played yourself?
-Yeah, when I was a kid.
399
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,280
Didn't have any talent, so…
400
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,440
My parents used to play music like this.
401
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,240
Especially on a rainy Sunday.
402
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,960
Mom would burn toast,
403
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,240
and nobody would utter a word
while the music was playing.
404
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,840
Out of respect for the musicians.
405
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,080
That's what my dad used to say.
406
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,520
That's the only thing I took with me
when I moved out.
407
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,120
What?
408
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,320
I was just wondering who you are.
409
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,640
What do you mean?
410
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,120
You have a lot of records,
but you don't listen to them.
411
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,160
You have over a million followers
412
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,400
but I never see anyone go in
or out of your flat.
413
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,280
Except for an old lady
in a London Underground uniform.
414
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,280
And you watch ice skating.
415
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,760
It's getting late.
416
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,680
Thanks for the tea.
417
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,160
And the floss.
418
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,760
No, no, no!
419
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,160
Hey!
420
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,080
-Adam.
-Ah, this… you two.
421
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,440
-You're late.
-Good morning to you, too.
422
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,000
So, you two test sex toys for couples.
423
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,080
-Well, no, no, no…
-No!
424
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,520
I wouldn't necessarily say that.
No no, we don't do that.
425
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,560
No, it's more research theory-based.
426
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,880
Yes, yes, it's experimental.
Although not weird experimental.
427
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,720
And not physical or romantic, or…
428
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,320
Oh, no, no, I mean, we wouldn't do that.
I mean look at us!
429
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,640
Yuck!
430
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,960
Sounds intriguing.
431
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,600
She googled you.
432
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,520
-Hey.
-Is Eva there?
433
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,760
-Yeah, yeah, she's here now.
-Can you come over? Both of you.
434
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,200
-What, you want us to come now?
-Yeah.
435
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,840
-Okay.
-Bye.
436
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,120
Have you ever ridden on the back
of a motorcycle?
437
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,560
Any time before Christmas!
438
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,280
-On there?
-Where else?
439
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,080
-It helps if I could breathe.
-Oh, sorry.
440
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,480
Ah! Oh, it vibrates!
441
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,080
-Enjoy it while it lasts!
442
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,640
"Health, happiness, and success
443
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,720
depends upon the fighting spirit
of each person.
444
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,120
The big thing is not what happens to us in
life…
445
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,120
but what we do with what happens
to us in life."
446
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,320
George Allen.
447
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,640
I love you!
448
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,000
Oh, fuck yeah.
449
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,320
So, we've analyzed the data
from your first session.
450
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,960
Not surprisingly, we've already been able
to register a six percent increase
451
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,080
in emotionality in the AI behavior.
452
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,920
So in a nutshell,
we've had our first decent result!
453
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,560
Good job, both of you.
454
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,440
Well yes, it was insanely immersive.
Great orgasm.
455
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,800
Good.
456
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,840
Ah, so we'll continue along the list.
457
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,800
Please prioritize nanny,
yoga teacher, and nurse…
458
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,600
We've also had a special request
459
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,840
for a love scenario
with a dental hygienist.
460
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,920
Nice.
461
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,960
I don't think this toy
will work for women.
462
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,920
-What do you mean?
-It's too mechanical.
463
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,400
Too straightforward.
464
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,960
Well that's why we have you, darling.
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
465
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,880
So that first session left you completely
unmoved? Hm?
466
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:33,000
Well that came as a surprise.
The positive result I mean.
467
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,840
Why?
468
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,640
How they got a reading on emotional factor
from that session is beyond me.
469
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,600
-What?
470
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,040
Why do you do this job?
471
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,840
-I saw an ad.
-In amongst lots of other ads.
472
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,320
For the money, I told you. It's well paid.
473
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,080
So is being a nanny. Or a dolphin trainer!
474
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,800
What are you trying to say?
475
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,400
I think what we're doing here
pleases you more than you're letting on.
476
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,040
-No, it doesn't.
-Something about it fascinates you.
477
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,120
That is untrue.
478
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,160
That something makes you
write passionate test reports,
479
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,200
that something made your pulse race
during our test session,
480
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,160
-that something--
-You sound like Hector!
481
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,240
Hm.
482
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,040
-Are you all right?
-Yes. No. Dark-haired, one o'clock.
483
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,720
-What did she do?
-She was hot. I was not.
484
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,880
She got all the boys, I got constant
reminders about my greasy hair.
485
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,640
Oh, I think it's payback time.
486
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,960
Go and talk to her.
487
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,200
Oh! Don't be ridiculous!
It was a hundred years ago.
488
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,960
-Go and speak to hear.
-Well, what do I say?
489
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,440
You'll think of something.
490
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,560
Hey! I'm here.
491
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,760
-For what?
-Beat her up.
492
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,920
-Catherine.
493
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,440
-Eva Parker.
-It's been a while.
494
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,480
Oh my goodness! Eva Parker.
495
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:12,240
-What is it, like 35 years?
-Yeah, I guess.
496
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,600
You work for the tube? How nice.
497
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Hey, babe.
498
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,160
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
Do you guys know each other?
499
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,280
Yeah.
500
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,400
Secondary school.
501
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,320
A long time ago.
502
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,880
-Wild times.
-For some.
503
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,960
Hm.
504
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,080
Well, I'm gonna go get the motorbike.
505
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,680
Uh, I'll see you in a minute.
506
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,000
Love you.
507
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,040
Is that… Adam Kowinski?
508
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,360
Yes. Do you girls use his dildo?
I can get you one signed if you like.
509
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,240
You're dating Adam Kowinski?
510
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,080
Yes. It's funny how young men
love a uniform.
511
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,520
Well, um, I'll see you around.
512
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,720
Hey!
513
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,280
You can't just kiss me in public.
514
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,280
-Why not?
-Because…
515
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:28,800
Because… I'm married.
And because you're 20 years younger.
516
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,000
-And because we're working together.
-Oh, you didn't enjoy it?
517
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,920
I know loads of women who would have paid
for a kiss like that.
518
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,800
-Oh, what, should I feel privileged?
-Yeah.
519
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,120
You're really enjoying playing
this Mister Love card, aren't you?
520
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,600
-Consider it an apology.
-For what?
521
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,800
For being an arsehole when we first met.
522
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,040
Oh, so it didn't mean anything to you?
523
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,960
-Of course not. I was just messing around.
-Yes, yes, no. I'm pleased to hear that.
524
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,920
-No strings attached…
-No!
525
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,360
-No emotions.
-Nope!
526
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,480
-Just friends.
-Oh, colleagues, actually.
527
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,880
Yes, yes. My words.
528
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,320
As a colleague
you wouldn't be free tomorrow, would you?
529
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,280
-Are you hungry?
-What?
530
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,720
I made sandwiches!
531
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,960
-So how did you meet Hector?
-White bread?
532
00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,960
Tastes better than it looks.
533
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,960
Well?
534
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,040
It's a long story.
535
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,920
Hector helped me through a rough patch.
536
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,760
-A rough patch?
-Mm. A rough patch.
537
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,400
Do you really live off what you earn
from the company?
538
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,800
Yeah.
539
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,920
I mean the videos make decent money.
Not to mention all the free shit I get.
540
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,160
-Have you ever seen any of my videos?
-No.
541
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,800
-Seriously?
-Yes!
542
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,280
All right. Watch this.
543
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,000
What's up, guys.Here's your boy Adam Kowinski
544
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:52,040
Here for yet another updateon AOL products.
545
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,840
And today we are reviewing…
546
00:52:54,920 --> 00:53:00,200
I don't get all this influencer stuff.
Who or what are you trying to influence?
547
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,720
If you don't like my videos,
you don't have to watch them.
548
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,760
No, I'm just saying.
549
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:10,480
You could use your influencer power
to get a little more substance across.
550
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,640
-Substance?
-Yes!
551
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,640
And I'd send that shirt back.
It's way too tight.
552
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,480
Should we get going then?
553
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,800
Can you give me a minute?
554
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,480
Hey, come over here.
555
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,200
It's all right, I'm not gonna kiss you.
556
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,000
If you try really hard, you can see
the Eiffel Tower from here.
557
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:54,000
It's amazing how horizons stretch
when you're in love with someone.
558
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,160
Why are we here?
559
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,720
This is the place where he proposed…
560
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,680
…and I said yes.
561
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,760
Thirty years ago.
562
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,720
His name was Ben.
563
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,840
I wanted to know if I still feel anything
in this place.
564
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,120
-So, did you feel anything?
-Yes, I did.
565
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,160
Ben's a good man.
566
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,720
He'll come back to his old self again,
I know he will.
567
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,640
We just need to get away for a while,
like we used to.
568
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,600
Why don't you just leave him?
569
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,400
Maybe he's lost interest in me.
I mean, look at me.
570
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,800
Oh, don't do that.
571
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,120
You got beautiful eyes…
a contagious smile…
572
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,680
a cracking uniform!
573
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,120
And your imagination!
574
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,240
You must really know those toys.
I don't even know how you do it!
575
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,880
Take our "ocean breeze" massage oil
for example.
576
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,080
That story of that surfer on the beach
that gives massages.
577
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,400
Want to trade a secret?
578
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,680
Well, I don't know, it depends.
579
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,040
What do you want to know?
580
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:28,440
The rough patch you mentioned earlier.
When Hector helped you. What happened?
581
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800
My parents died when I was 18.
582
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,040
-I'm so sorry.
-Your turn.
583
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,760
Oh, no, no, no. I mean…
584
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,800
The past is the past.
585
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,400
-You promise you won't laugh?
-Promise.
586
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,320
I've never used a sex toy in my life.
587
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,880
-You've never used a sex toy?
-No.
588
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,840
I just make up the test reports.
589
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,040
-Not even "Vagina's Blossom?"
-No.
590
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,760
-"Giggling Willy?"
-No.
591
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,400
-You've not used "Big Ben?"
-No!
592
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,680
Not even "Adams Pleasure."
593
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,320
No.
594
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,800
-Well that is so sad.
-Sad?
595
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,240
Yeah, you should really try
"Adam's Pleasure." You deserve it.
596
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:17,920
My husband is my sex toy.
597
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000
What, the guy that falls asleep in front
of the television every night?
598
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,960
I hope for your sake he at least vibrates
when he snores.
599
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,080
Do you want to have some fun?
600
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,160
-Fun. Would you like some fun?
-Oh, shut up!
601
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,320
Would you like some fun.
602
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,760
Come on!
603
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:47,200
-These jeans are really expensive.
-I bet you didn't pay for them!
604
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,040
True.
605
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,120
Jesus Christ,
will you get yourself over here?
606
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,000
-It's freezing!
-Don't you ever have fun?
607
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,880
Oh. Says the women
who's never used a sex toy.
608
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,280
I'm waiting, tough guy!
609
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,520
-Ah! It's freezing!
-And it is fun.
610
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,360
No, it genuinely is freezing.
611
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,000
-Hi.
-Hey.
612
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,320
-Are you moving out?
-Just visiting a friend.
613
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:46,920
Oh.
614
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,880
-Do you need any help with your bags?
-Ah, I'm almost done, thanks.
615
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,600
But, since you're here…
616
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,120
Would you mind watering my cacti
while I'm away?
617
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,480
Cacti?
618
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,680
Aren't they supposed to survive
without water for a couple of days?
619
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,760
Not mine.
620
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:06,080
-Sure.
-That's sweet. Thanks.
621
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:08,720
Here.
622
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Oh!
623
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,320
-I'll be back on Saturday.
-Okay.
624
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,640
-Thanks again.
-Yeah.
625
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,840
Hey…
626
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,080
Why did you knock on my balcony door
the other day?
627
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,960
Because I needed help moving my bath.
628
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,440
Yeah.
629
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:34,400
Eh, but also because you're inspiring.
630
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,160
As a person.
631
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,920
I write poems.
People are the source of my inspiration.
632
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,680
-See you around!
-See you around!
633
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,840
Yes, I know we need more money.
634
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,960
I'm in negotiations
with potential investors as we speak.
635
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:04,440
I need you to trust me.
It will be fine. Yes!
636
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,600
All right, keep me in the loop.
637
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,640
Yeah. Bye.
638
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,200
-Who was it, honey?
-That was the lab.
639
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:21,480
I mean, they're doing really well.
They just need more money for the R&D.
640
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,240
-Are you coming to bed?
-Oh, I wish.
641
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,000
Ah! You haven't been with me for a while.
642
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,240
Yeah.
643
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:34,960
I got to do these fucking reports!
Everybody wants a piece of me.
644
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,640
Don't be an arrogant shit!
645
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:44,320
-What did you say?
-I said: Don't be an arrogant shit!
646
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,280
Don't you ever speak to me
like that again!
647
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,560
I just meant…
648
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:54,480
I said: Don't you ever speak to me
like that again!
649
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,840
I'm sorry, babe.
650
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,840
Eva Parker.
651
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,520
You've been with us for five months…
652
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,040
and yet…
653
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,160
I don't really know you.
654
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,120
So…
655
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,160
I don't mean to be rude,
but my shift starts in half an hour.
656
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,800
Well, if we keep working well together,
657
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,160
you won't need to be wearing
that uniform much longer.
658
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,280
Let me get to the point.
659
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:21,480
Eva. What is the difference
between a human relationship
660
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,200
and a relationship with a toy?
661
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,520
The relationship with a toy can be bought?
662
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,280
You can buy a human relationship.
663
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,600
By the hour, by the half-hour,
by 15 minutes.
664
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,320
As a customer who spends a lot of money…
665
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,560
What do they expect from a product?
666
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:42,160
-I don't know. A good product I suppose?
-That's right.
667
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:47,240
So, I want a love toy that takes me away
from the everyday shit.
668
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,360
Do you know what I mean?
669
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,000
I'm not sure I follow.
670
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,960
I don't want a love toy
that digs up my past.
671
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,640
I don't want a love toy
that tells me I can't eat bacon,
672
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:00,720
when I love bacon.
673
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,320
And I fucking love bacon.
674
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,840
I fucking love bacon, Eva! All right?
675
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,320
I love bacon.
676
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:15,160
I thought you wanted to make the toy's
human responses as real as possible.
677
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,040
I do. But just the right amount of real.
678
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,520
You'd do that for me?
679
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,400
I can try.
680
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,560
Good.
681
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,680
So you and Adam,
682
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,800
how are you getting along?
683
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,880
Well, we're different, but I like him.
684
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:42,080
I mean he's got his natural limits.
But, you know, he's a good guy.
685
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,720
And his reputation in the love business
is worth his weight in gold.
686
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,120
He'd do anything for this company.
687
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,880
And I feel bad for him.
688
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,280
I mean…
689
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,200
Losing his parents at that age.
690
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,080
-Did he tell you that?
-Yes, it's terrible.
691
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,400
His parents live in Richmond.
692
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:25,680
You should see her place.
It is a total mess!
693
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,360
And she's named all of her cacti
and put them all in the bloody bathtub.
694
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,600
I mean who does that?
695
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,520
-Are you listening?
-Yes.
696
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,040
And?
697
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,320
You should write her a letter.
698
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,240
Why?
699
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,960
Because you like her
and she likes letters.
700
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,640
-I've never written anyone a letter.
-I can help you.
701
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:56,800
I don't even know her and besides,
she lives in the same building and--
702
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,800
Adam, why did you lie to me?
703
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,360
About your parents.
704
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,680
I need some air.
705
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,080
Adam?
706
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,080
Adam!
707
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,640
You can't go around telling people
your parents are dead when they're not.
708
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,160
-Says who?
-Me. Your friend.
709
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,440
The last time I checked,
we were colleagues.
710
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,120
No, we're not. We're friends.
711
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,400
It's okay to have friends.
712
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,040
-I got friends.
-Who?
713
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,080
Well, Hector!
714
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,800
I don't know.
715
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,080
Do you?
716
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,720
Do you know what it feels like
to be a disappointment?
717
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,520
Come on.
718
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,640
Let's go.
719
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,920
-Letters are outdated.
-No, for her they're not.
720
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,040
-We're supposed to get testing…
-It can wait!
721
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,640
Well, have you tried "Adam's Pleasure"
in the meantime?
722
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,040
What's the letter got to do with that?
723
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,880
Have you ever tried it?
724
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,440
No.
725
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:56,080
-Right. I will write this letter
if you try it.
726
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,440
I'm doing you a favor writing this letter.
727
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,680
Yeah, I'm doing you a favor
by making you try "Adam's Pleasure."
728
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,440
-How could you possibly--
-Shhhh!
729
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,160
-Ta-da!
-You can't possibly be serious.
730
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,120
Guest rooms back there.
You get the better end of the deal.
731
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,960
You'll thank me later.
732
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,840
Is curly or wavy better?
733
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,880
Wavy!
734
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:11,040
-Are these your exact dimensions?
-To the sixteenth of an inch.
735
01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:18,479
Can you turn the music up, please?
736
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,520
Yeah.
737
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,240
-Are you okay?
-Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
738
01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:30,960
-Do you want romantic or sexy?
-Whatever, loud!
739
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,840
Bye.
740
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,439
-I thought you'd get back tomorrow.
-Change of plans.
741
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,800
-I was just dropping--
-Thanks for looking after them.
742
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,680
They smiled at me when I got back.
743
01:09:22,279 --> 01:09:25,040
-Well, that's what neighbors are for.
744
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:30,520
-I've got to go.
-I told you I write poetry, didn't I?
745
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,080
Yeah.
746
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,800
There's a late-night reading tonight
with music…
747
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,439
-I am taking part.
748
01:09:37,399 --> 01:09:38,760
Maybe you want to come?
749
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,200
That's what neighbors are for.
750
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,280
Moron!
751
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:04,880
-Hey.
-Hey!
752
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,560
It's like I said, they just called to say
they have a business opportunity.
753
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,040
I said great, let’s meet and talk
and so they jumped onto the plane.
754
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,640
-I thought we want to go to Berlin.
-Yeah, we do want to go to Berlin.
755
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,000
I love Berlin. I really love Berlin.
756
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:27,760
But if the Japs can help,
we might as well at least listen to them.
757
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,480
I mean we still need R&D money,
you know that.
758
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:37,280
-What do you want me to say?
-Nothing, just be yourself, Mr. Love!
759
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,920
Everybody loves you.
760
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,240
-Okay, listen…
-Don't lie to me.
761
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,640
No more lies.
762
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,360
I can't believe
you've turned into a whore.
763
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,200
A decorated whore.
764
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,840
These are just toys.
They don't make me a whore.
765
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,440
Are you inserting this into you?
766
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:43,600
I'm doing this for us, love. For us!
767
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,800
-For us? No.
-Yes, for us!
768
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:49,600
Because I want to get out
of this mess with you.
769
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,880
With you.
Even if it's just for a few weeks!
770
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:57,920
I'm not taking no sex money
for a holiday!
771
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,040
And what are you doing
to improve our situation?
772
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,720
When was the last time
that you asked me a question?
773
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,040
Or made me laugh?
774
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,560
When was the last time
that you touched me?
775
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,320
-Oh, come on, now you're being unfair.
-I'll tell you one thing:
776
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:17,080
I'm gonna carry on doing this until
I've saved enough for us both to get away
777
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:20,440
and see what we still have
outside of these four walls!
778
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:24,320
Oh really?
Well, you might have to go by yourself!
779
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,320
So, Mr. Kowinski.
780
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,440
Where I come from,
781
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,920
young people have a hard time
getting to know someone.
782
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,480
Why do you think that is?
783
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,880
-Maybe they're shy? I don't know.
-They're scared.
784
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:51,480
They're scared?
785
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:54,880
They're afraid to open up,
to show vulnerability and to get hurt.
786
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:58,280
Over time, it becomes more difficult
to break out of this pattern.
787
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:02,000
They lose interest and give up.
788
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,680
Fucking hell.
789
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:08,080
Ah, here she is.
This is Mio, our junior partner.
790
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:11,520
She understands English
but unfortunately only speaks Japanese.
791
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,920
Please accept my apologies for the delay.
792
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,720
I was on a conference call
and couldn't leave earlier.
793
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,480
Now, imagine if we could solve the problem
794
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,840
by giving lonely hearts
someone who is always there for them.
795
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:34,760
Someone they can love
without constant reminders of inadequacy.
796
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,720
Someone real and refined,
who would end their loneliness.
797
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,880
I'm not sure I follow.
798
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:48,000
We want to build a tool
that is as real as a human being.
799
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,720
So what are you suggesting
in terms of business?
800
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:57,640
Our company has built a piece of hardware
which comes very close to this vision.
801
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,000
What we lack
802
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,440
is the Western emotionalization
of the software
803
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:07,360
which is crucial if we want
to sell the toy in Europe and in America.
804
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:14,080
My suggestion is that we join forces
to become giants in the business.
805
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:21,920
So how do we know that this invention
of yours is gonna deliver?
806
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,600
We will prove it to you tonight,
but under one condition…
807
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:29,920
We want to see one of your emotions
feedings sessions
808
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,600
with our hardware tomorrow.
809
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,960
Yeah. I don't see how
that should be a problem.
810
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:40,280
-To noble intentions!
-To noble intentions. Fuck yes!
811
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,440
Mr. Hasegawa, um, with all due respect:
812
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:51,760
What could come so close to a human
that we wouldn't be able to recognize it?
813
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,840
Please get up, Mr. Kowinski.
814
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:06,080
-I'm sorry?
-Please, stand up. Please.
815
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,080
Do as the man says, come on!
816
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:39,000
This is the Tokyo model.
We have many more, men and women.
817
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:40,880
For every taste and preference.
818
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,640
I'd never think they'd be
this technologically advanced,
819
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:54,680
I mean, you know what this means?
820
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,200
I mean this is the fulfillment
of our dream, Adam!
821
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:58,320
What do you mean?
822
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,920
Well, can't you see where this takes us?
The hardware is ready at last.
823
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,040
I mean, no more rejections,
no more fights,
824
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:08,960
no more painful breakups,
no more ugly divorces.
825
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:10,720
We won't have to deal
with them anymore, Adam.
826
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,840
Can you stop the cab, please?
827
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,560
I mean, it's gonna be customized love
on demand, but not just for me or you.
828
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,640
It's gonna be for absolutely everyone.
829
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:19,960
Adam!
830
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:24,640
Where are you going?
831
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:34,040
-Adam! Where are you going?
-Hector, you have totally lost it!
832
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,720
-You ungrateful little shit!
-Hey, hey. What do you mean, ungrateful?
833
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,520
-I made you!
-Hey, calm down!
834
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,440
-I made you.
-Calm down.
835
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,280
Look, when this goes through tomorrow,
836
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,040
I'm gonna make you the ambassador
for this new way of loving.
837
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,680
You know,
it's gonna be our biggest campaign,
838
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,680
it's gonna be amazing
and you're gonna lead it!
839
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,360
I don't know. Just let me think about it,
all right?
840
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:11,920
Think about it?
Well, don't think about it too long.
841
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,680
You're passing your sell-by date!
842
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,680
-Come on, come back--
-No, no, no, wait.
843
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:22,560
-What's gonna happen to Eva?
-Don't worry about her, it's fine.
844
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,680
-No, what's gonna happen to Eva?
-I don't know. We'll get rid of her!
845
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:29,840
We don't need her. Once the female version
is done, we'll get rid of her.
846
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,120
-Come on, come back to the cab.
-I'm just gonna walk.
847
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,440
I'm gonna walk home.
848
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,880
Are we good?
849
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:43,600
-Yeah. Good.
-Okay. Think about it, yeah?
850
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,560
All right.
851
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,040
Ah.
852
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,160
Son, she's here!
853
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:26,920
It's taken me two hours to get here.
854
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,720
I won't do it a second time,
so listen carefully.
855
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,520
Tomorrow is my last day working for them.
856
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:37,320
After that, I will have saved
enough money for us both to get away.
857
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:42,240
It won't be a luxury cabin.
It will be a small one.
858
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:47,440
So all I expect from you is a sign
859
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,920
that what I've done has been worth it.
860
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:41,480
Ah, thanks, guys
for that lovely improvisation.
861
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:45,480
Our next guests
will be Claire and Ed on piano.
862
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,680
Lonely tells of feelings inside
863
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,520
that the senses cannot touch.
864
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:15,360
Lonely can be in the teardrops
on a bereaved person's cheek.
865
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:21,040
Lonely can be in the silence of sorrows,
too deep to speak.
866
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:27,520
Lonely can haunt a deserted room
that laughter once made proud.
867
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:34,880
Lonely envelops you when you're alone
and finds you in a crowd.
868
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:42,320
Lonely is in the echoed footsteps
of a departing friend.
869
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:48,280
Lonely will not listen to the pleadings
of a broken heart.
870
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:52,520
Lonely stays and torments
871
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,120
until you shatter it apart.
872
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:07,840
That was lovely guys.
873
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:10,520
Um, we're gonna take a quick break
and back in five.
874
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,040
Hey.
875
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,200
-I'm so glad you came.
876
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,040
-You were fantastic.
-Really?
877
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,160
Yeah.
878
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,360
Intense…
879
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,840
But beautiful.
880
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,120
Hi.
881
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:36,800
So sorry. Did I miss it?
882
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,840
Uh, this is my neighbor, Adam.
883
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:43,040
And, um… yes, you missed it.
884
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:46,680
-Nice to meet you mate. Bob.
-Adam.
885
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,120
-She's great, isn't she?
-Yeah.
886
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,880
It was that bloody traffic, you know.
887
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,000
How do people in this bloody town
even get anywhere?
888
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,400
It's ridiculous!
889
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:58,480
-I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.
-Yeah.
890
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,800
Why don't I get you a drink? Come on then.
891
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:19,880
Hello, it's Eva Parker.Please leave a message after the tone.
892
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,960
Thanks for calling! Bye.
893
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,200
-Hey, baby.
894
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:31,240
Hi, love.
How was your day?
895
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,640
How was my day? Well…
896
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:39,280
My day was unexpectedly exciting.
897
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:46,520
-I've got some great news.
-Well, don't keep me waiting!
898
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:49,040
You're gonna believe what I tell you.
899
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,760
If this deal goes through tomorrow,
900
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,280
it's gonna open
a whole new chapter in my life.
901
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,560
Darling…
902
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:06,320
I'm gonna be able to replace you.
How exciting is that?
903
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,280
-I was just wondering who you are…
-She's great, isn't she?
904
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,920
I'm doing this for us, love! For us.
905
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,800
There'll be no more rejections!No more fights.
906
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,880
We won't have to deal with them anymore.
907
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,280
I'm in…
908
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:26,160
Everyone has their limits right.
909
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,280
How far they would go for the goodof the company.
910
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:31,280
What applies to me may not apply to you.
911
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,560
You just need to be yourself.
912
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,920
Adam!
913
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:53,320
Adam?
914
01:25:58,560 --> 01:25:59,920
Where are you?
915
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:02,680
It's late.
916
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:09,880
What are you doing, Adam?
917
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:12,840
It doesn't work for me.
918
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:16,720
What are you talking about?
919
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:19,560
Horizons don't stretch for me.
920
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:31,480
Please go home now.
921
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:33,840
Listen to me.
922
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,760
Stay away from that session tomorrow.
923
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,520
I need you to promise me that you're
gonna go home right now, okay?
924
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:24,480
No, no, no. I told you to stay away!
925
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:26,160
I told you to stay away.
I need you to go home--
926
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:30,240
-What's wrong with you?
-Look, this isn't what we started, Eva.
927
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:33,440
All right. There's investors in the game,
they're replacing the hardware,
928
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:37,280
and Hector, he's…
Hector's got other plans.
929
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,200
But I've almost got the money together,
I can't stop now.
930
01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:42,160
-Well, how much do you need?
-Why do you want me out?
931
01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,600
Because I'm in this up to my neck
932
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,400
and I don't want the same thing
to happen to you.
933
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,560
But we're a team, we do this together!
934
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,160
What will happen to you after this?
935
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,440
-Don't--
-No! No!
936
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:56,080
What will happen to you after this?
937
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:58,800
I'll be the poster boy for a new way
of loving and keep doing what I do best!
938
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,120
No. You can do better than that,
and you know you can.
939
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:03,120
-No, I obviously can't.
-Is this the life you really want?
940
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,400
-I can't let Hector down…
-That is absolute bollocks!
941
01:28:09,480 --> 01:28:11,800
Do you know what he's done for me?
After all these years!
942
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:15,240
Tell me, is this the life you really want?
Adam!
943
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,240
This is all I can do.
944
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:29,560
Then we're gonna go in there
and we're gonna boost your career.
945
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:46,680
Gentlemen! Konbawa.
946
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:50,240
The moment you have all been waiting for.
947
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:52,880
Asian hardware combined
with English software
948
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:55,400
to create a piece of art.
949
01:28:56,520 --> 01:29:02,000
On my left we have
our successful emotions sensing team.
950
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:05,560
It's Adam Kowinski and Ms. Eva Parker.
951
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:07,080
Now thanks to this genius here,
952
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,240
we're able to do the demonstration
this evening in English.
953
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:13,400
The language exchange was very difficult.
In fact it was fucking hard.
954
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,040
Mr. Hasagawa.
955
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:19,920
Press the button, onegaishimasu.
956
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:26,840
Hi everybody. Good to see you all.
957
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,960
Now, what we gonna demonstrate today
is a typical European pick-up.
958
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:38,760
This is Western romance at its best.
959
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:43,560
Relax and enjoy!
960
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:49,880
Same thing,
just different hardware.
961
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:02,960
Speech control.
962
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:14,240
Hi.
963
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:18,080
Hi.
964
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:24,240
What's the matter? You look pale.
965
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:30,000
-I'm just having a bad day.
-Oh, that's too bad.
966
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,720
Why?
967
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,320
What are you waiting for?
968
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:50,640
He's not well, can't you see?
969
01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,120
I don't give a fucking shit.
Act like a woman!
970
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,120
That is what I am doing!
971
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,240
Act like a woman I want to fucking sell!
972
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:01,800
-You'll get in line.
-Excuse me?
973
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,880
My colleagues want to know
if there's a problem?
974
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,760
It's a fucking shit show!
975
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:11,800
No, no… there's no problem. Just…
It's just…
976
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:15,440
Just fucking do it!
977
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:33,120
Many women must have
expressed their desire
978
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:36,880
to press their hot and sensual bodies
against yours.
979
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:40,880
Yes.
980
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:45,720
Haven't they told you things
they want you to do with them?
981
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:51,480
Yes.
982
01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:58,240
Haven't they told you things
that they want to do with you?
983
01:31:58,840 --> 01:31:59,840
Again…
984
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:02,840
and again?
985
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:04,840
And again.
986
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:10,000
Yes.
987
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:11,560
Then…
988
01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:14,800
let me tell you, Adam,
989
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:17,960
what I want you to do, now.
990
01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,120
I want you…
991
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:31,640
to go out and face your fucking fears!
992
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:35,320
Because the thing about love is,
it all starts with yourself!
993
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:39,360
And not even the most intelligent toy
like me will ever be able to change that!
994
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,720
Ah, for fuck's sake!
995
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:49,720
Yeah, go on!
996
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:53,480
Go back to the underground,
you fucking bitch!
997
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:56,120
Where you fucking belong.
998
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,320
-Fuck!
999
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,520
You!
1000
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,080
I'm done.
1001
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,200
Love?
1002
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,680
I sold the painting.
1003
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,040
I don't know what to say.
1004
01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:46,360
Adam!
1005
01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:49,760
Are you okay?
1006
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,040
Oh.
1007
01:34:57,440 --> 01:34:59,360
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
1008
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:07,480
Look, I'm sorry about that letter.
1009
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:10,000
I shouldn't have sent it. You've got
a boyfriend, it's inappropriate…
1010
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:11,120
No, hey…
1011
01:35:13,720 --> 01:35:15,080
It was nice.
1012
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:18,320
It really touched me.
1013
01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:24,040
I didn't know you had it in you.
1014
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:39,440
Well, now what?
1015
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:45,760
Nothing. I'm going to work now and,
1016
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:50,040
tonight I'm singing to my cacti.
1017
01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:54,800
Maybe I'll borrow one of your records.
1018
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:05,880
Why did you name a cactus after me?
1019
01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,200
Adam Gilloway.
1020
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:13,160
He's one of my favorite poets.
1021
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:30,720
Nice.
1022
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:34,080
Thank you.
1023
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:42,600
I'm sorry Hector didn't pay you.
1024
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,520
You know I'd have given
you the money, right?
1025
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:48,360
I know.
1026
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:52,520
But I have enough for one.
1027
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:57,520
So this is it.
1028
01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:00,640
What will you do now?
1029
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:04,920
I've got to get some things back on track.
1030
01:38:07,760 --> 01:38:10,560
What do they say in war movies
in moments like this?
1031
01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:14,400
-Um… Tell my wife I love her?
-No, the other one.
1032
01:38:14,480 --> 01:38:16,800
Since no one's bleeding to death
right now.
1033
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:25,320
I'm proud to have served with you.
1034
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,560
That's the one.
1035
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,720
See you around.
1036
01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:49,480
Yeah.
1037
01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:51,840
See you around.
1038
01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:00,400
Hi.
1039
01:39:00,480 --> 01:39:01,720
-How are you?
-Fine, thank you.
1040
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:03,600
-Welcome on board.
-Thank you so much.
1041
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,400
Should I put my bag down here?
1042
01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:32,360
First delivery, hey?
1043
01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:34,840
-Yes.
-Welcome to the family.
1044
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:38,960
-Who was it?
-The Salvation Army!
1045
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:05,320
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you too.
1046
01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:07,400
-Long time
-Long time, yeah.
1047
01:40:08,720 --> 01:40:10,560
Want me to come through and help out?
1048
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,240
Why not.
1049
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,440
Hey, boss, it's me, I just thought
I'd give you a call
1050
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,520
because I've been thinking I could do
with a bit of a raise.
1051
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:20,720
Do you know what I mean?
I mean, it's really heavy-duty work.
1052
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:23,080
And… Well actually,
what I wanted to talk to you about
1053
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:24,960
was the employee discount
that you mentioned.
1054
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:27,000
I mean, I've been through the catalog…
1055
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:48,560
Oh yes, so good!
1056
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:51,840
Your love toy will shortly run outof batteries.
1057
01:40:52,480 --> 01:40:54,000
Please charge.
1058
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:31,800
Cacti in nature are rigid creatures,
1059
01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:34,960
adaptive and rugged in feature.
1060
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:41,440
Quenched of thirst only at their worst
yet always teeming with life.
1061
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:44,880
There's something about cacti…
1062
01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:51,160
Shedding their spines in sweet release
that feels raw…
1063
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:54,160
Real…
1064
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:56,520
Vulnerable.
1065
01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:03,680
Aren't we taught that vulnerability
breeds resistance and strength?
1066
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:08,960
Perhaps this is the spirit of being.
1067
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:13,960
When moisture sparks the heart to heal,
1068
01:42:15,080 --> 01:42:18,200
when buds bloom into flowers.
1069
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:22,920
Only then can we truly feel
1070
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:27,600
the art of love.
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