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♪
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Ah, what a long day.
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What should we read tonight?
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Good Night, Escaped Gorilla,
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The Pookadook,
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What Do You People Do All Day?
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The Pookadook,
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S'up, Moon?
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The Pookadook?
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Wait, how many
Pookadooks do we have?
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Oh, I guess just one.
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When did we get this book?
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Whoop...
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♪
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Should we read this tonight?
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"There's a nasty little
monster called the Pookadook.
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"Only special people see it.
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"People like you.
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"Pookadook, Pookadook
feeds on your rage.
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What happens next?
Just turn the page."
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Hmm. I don't know, maybe we
shouldn't read this book.
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Okay.
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"How does he get in,
this mean Pookadook?
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Why, you let him in
by reading this book."
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(gasps) Oh...
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It's okay, sweetie. It's okay.
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Shush, shush,
shush, shush, shush.
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Sleepy cheek, sleepy cheek.
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Oh, mmm.
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Oh, baby cheek. I
love baby cheek.
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Oh.
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(sighs)
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(Homer snoring)
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- (Maggie cries out over
baby monitor) - Maggie!
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(screaming, crying)
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Huh? I thought I put
that on the shelf.
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(grunting) Bad book.
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Oh, Maggie,
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you aren't still scared of
that silly Pookadook, are you?
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- Oh.
- (pounding on door)
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Mm. Don't shoot anything.
Those are new crayons.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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(gasps)
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(gasps) "When Pookie
gets a hold of you,
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"you'll change for the worse,
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"eliminate those
nuisances... (gasps)
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the littlest one first."
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(groans)
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"Now burn it all up
on Dad's barbecue.
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That's exactly what Pookadook
hoped you would do"?
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(gasps) Oh, no.
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(coughs, gasps)
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(chuckles evilly)
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Oh.
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Time to put the baby down.
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(chuckling)
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- (door opens) - Bart and
I are building a dojo.
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Ooh, we could use that to
chop up the lawn furniture.
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BART: I want to chop!
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The family's getting in the way
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of Maggie-Mommy time.
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I'll make them sleep
with the fishes.
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Sleep overnight at the aquarium.
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Thanks for signing us up, Marge.
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LISA: Too bad Maggie's not
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old enough to go.
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Maggie and I have
our own fun planned.
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(Maggie whimpering)
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Aw, you gonna miss Daddy?
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(crying)
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Cranky pants!
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Give her to me.
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(Homer humming cheerily)
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Now it's just you and me.
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(sinister laughter)
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Huh?
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Hmm. Oh, her thinks
her can get away.
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Her is mistaken.
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(electricity snaps off)
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(lock rattling)
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Oh, peekaboo,
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I hear you.
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(knocking on door)
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Maggie, let Mommy in.
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I know you're in there.
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Young lady, open the
door this instant.
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Let me in, you
little poop machine.
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(deep, sinister
voice): Let me in!
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(panting)
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Is that all you got?
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Missed me.
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- Whoa.
- (thuds)
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(Marge panting)
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(deep grunting)
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(evil laughter)
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(sinister voice):
Not gonna work.
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Look what else my
loving family got me
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for my birthday.
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A vacuum that
cleans the outside.
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I guess cleaning the
inside wasn't enough.
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No fun for Mom.
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(sawing sounds)
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(grunts)
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Baby's gonna fall.
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Got you!
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(gasps)
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(voice lightens): Baby cheek.
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Oh. (coughs)
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(coughing)
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(normal voice): Oh, Maggie,
I'm so sorry I got possessed
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and almost chopped you
up into little pieces.
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Oh, but I'm here now.
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Mommy's here.
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Stay back, you
overdressed hat demon.
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I know you feed on my
repressed resentment
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towards my family,
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but I can swallow feelings
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like a python
eating a baby goat.
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(vacuum whirring)
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Okay, it was actually
a good present.
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HOMER: Marge, we're home.
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The kids got sick
in the touch pool.
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I put the barf
clothes on your purse.
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- (groans)
- (Shop-Vac growls)
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Ah. Oh.
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(Maggie laughs)
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- (Marge sighs happily)
- (growling)
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LISA: Disgusting.
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The human race is
20 cow farts away
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from total extinction.
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- And we deserve it.
- (gasps)
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Huh?
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"Any person whose name is
written in this Death Tome
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will meet their
death and be dead."
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What?
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"You must specify how
the victim will die,
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and you may not kill
the same way twice."
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This is obviously
just a stupid prank.
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But I never throw away a book.
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- (gasps) - REPORTER (on
TV): Internet sensation Tofu,
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the world's most
clicked-on cat...
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BOTH: Aw.
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Is being held
hostage by a gunman.
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BOTH: Aah!
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Wait, maybe I could
stop this guy.
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No, that's never gonna work.
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Well, even if it
doesn't, it'll feel good
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to do some journaling.
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Ha-ha, I'm totally gonna
get away with murd...
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Oh! Oh, my heart!
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Heart attack! And...
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- death.
- (yowls)
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- What?
- LISA: What?
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Oh, my God, I killed a man.
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A bad man. Which
actually makes me...
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(gasps) a hero.
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DEVILISH VOICE:
It's rare to find
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- bloodthirsty vegetarians.
- (gasps)
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- (thunder crashes)
- (cries out)
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I am a Shinigami.
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A god of death.
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In my realm, I am called
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Steve Johnson.
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(evil laughter)
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Wait, your name is Steve?
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Well, when I was born eons ago,
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Steve was a very exotic name.
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I mean, there were,
like, three Necroblivias
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in my nursery cave alone.
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This must be your Death Tome.
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I'm sorry, I-I kind of
killed somebody with it.
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(nervous chuckle)
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Oh, but now that you've
used it, it's yours.
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I think you'll find that
murder is almost as addictive
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as plastic surgery.
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- Oh. Have you had...
- I haven't.
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But I-I don't think there's
anything wrong with it.
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- Mm.
- (nervous chuckle)
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Don't worry, no one
else can see or hear me.
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I was karaoke-ing
with my employer,
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as is the salaryman's
obligation.
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You're stinking
drunk. I'm so proud.
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It's the part of my
job that I... do best.
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What an ugly house.
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Thank goodness this eyesore
will soon be submerged,
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after my side
corporation Globo-Warm
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melts the polar icecap.
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But millions of
people will drown.
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True, but I'll be
able to dock my yacht
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outside my kitchen.
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Hmph.
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I have to kill Mr. Burns.
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Wow, I thought you'd
struggle with that,
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but you're like,
"Boom. Dead time!"
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Well, I'm gonna give
him a very dignified
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and humane murder.
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The most peaceful way to go.
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(snorts)
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- (pained cry)
- (flesh sizzles on hibachi)
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- Ooh, how is he still asleep?
- (Burns cries out)
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Oops. (giggles)
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Okay, that was much
crueler than planned,
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but I saved the world.
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Did you? Globo-Warm has
many dedicated employees
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willing to carry
out Burns' dream
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of drowning the Earth.
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LISA: (sighs) Fine.
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Wow, that is a big board.
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I gotta come up with
a lot of ways to die.
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Well, just have to be creative.
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(chorale chanting
in foreign tongue)
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(screams)
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(screaming, grunts)
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♪
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(yelps)
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Really? A toilet gator?
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I was running out of ideas.
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(yawns)
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I'm going to bed now.
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Oh, what about the second page?
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Wha...?!
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♪
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(grunting)
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(yells)
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Oh, no. Ah!
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(yawns)
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And the last guy,
oh, I don't know.
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Liquefied in a giant blender.
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Already did that.
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That was puréed.
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It's a totally different
setting. (groans)
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Hmm.
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Police have determined
that the unexplained deaths
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of Globo-Warm
executives were murders
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committed by one
bloodthirsty super-killer.
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What? Um, how could
they know that?
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They know that thanks to
an anonymous detective
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known only as L.
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I'm not worried.
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They'll never in a million
years figure out how I...
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The super-killer
murders by writing names
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on some kind of
supernatural book,
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or perhaps tome.
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What the wh... How?
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Well, I know I'll sleep easier
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once they catch
this super-killer.
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Wait, I know. I'll kill L.
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Oh, but I thought
you only killed
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to save the planet.
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Killing L will only
save yourself from jail.
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I don't have time to explain
why what I do is good and pure.
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L, punched to death
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by kangaroo.
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(scoffs) It's not gonna work
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unless you have his whole name.
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(groans) How can I
find out L's name?
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Wait a minute, I
recognize that L.
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I know who you are.
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It's not L, it's EL,
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as in El Barto.
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BART: Took you long enough.
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How did you figure out how
I killed all those people?
263
00:12:56,635 --> 00:12:58,561
I found out about
your stupid book
264
00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:02,306
by reading an even
stupider book; your diary.
265
00:13:02,308 --> 00:13:05,217
Your little murder spree
was a welcome break from,
266
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,403
"Janey is so mean to me."
267
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:09,980
I'm not a murderer.
I'm justice
268
00:13:09,982 --> 00:13:11,999
It was a justice spree.
269
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:14,168
I'm saving the world.
270
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,486
And I can't let you
stop me. I can't.
271
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:19,841
Lisa, you're actually
gonna kill me?
272
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:21,533
(gasps) Oh, my God.
273
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,919
I almost killed my own brother.
274
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:25,996
The Death Tome corrupted me.
275
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:28,741
The stain on my soul
will never be...
276
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,852
Oh, so now you're trying
to bore me to death?
277
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,336
(Lisa grunts)
278
00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:34,856
- Crushed by...
- No. I'm sorry.
279
00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,174
- space junk.
- (Shinigami laughing) - Don't!
280
00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:39,585
(demonic laughter)
281
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,028
(pained groan)
282
00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,574
No!
283
00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:48,518
At last, I'm free.
284
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,582
- I... (crying out)
- (bones cracking)
285
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:57,378
Damn it, I'm a
freaking Shinigami.
286
00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,271
(Lisa grunts)
287
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,607
Well, you are a god of death.
288
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:03,033
You could kill Janey.
289
00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:04,944
Would that make you feel better?
290
00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:06,703
LISA: No.
291
00:14:06,705 --> 00:14:08,472
Maybe.
292
00:14:13,471 --> 00:14:16,731
This is the snack holder,
where I can put my beverage,
293
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,641
or, if you will, cupcake.
294
00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:21,736
Wow, Dad, you really
know your monorails.
295
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,571
(possums chittering)
296
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,055
(hissing)
297
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:27,800
Homer, there's a family
of possums in here.
298
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:29,744
- I call the big one Bitey.
- I call the big one Bitey.
299
00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:31,061
- Ha!
- Yes!
300
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,972
(chuckles) We all
call him Bitey.
301
00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:36,142
Dude, dude, what if Homer
was drunk during Monorail?
302
00:14:36,144 --> 00:14:38,068
Yeah. Come here, dude.
303
00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,338
- Mm, beer.
- (gagging)
304
00:14:41,907 --> 00:14:43,573
Whoo-hoo! Boring.
305
00:14:43,575 --> 00:14:47,002
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Why you little...
306
00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:48,578
(grunting)
307
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,322
ANNOUNCER: "Marge
vs. the Monorail"
308
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,357
is experiencing
technical difficulties.
309
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,493
But there are plenty
of other classic
310
00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:57,513
Simpsonsworld moments
playing out right now.
311
00:14:57,515 --> 00:15:00,090
- Oh, let's get high and shoot Mr. Burns.
- (laughs) Yeah!
312
00:15:00,092 --> 00:15:03,427
- I am so smart...
- This Homer unit is stuck in a catchphrase loop.
313
00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:05,337
He won't go into sleep mode.
314
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,741
Where's my burrito?!
Where's my burrito?!
315
00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:13,512
- Where's my burrito?!
- Ugh, I'll do a hard reset.
316
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:16,207
I'm king of the
wor... (powers down)
317
00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:23,506
Damn cloud!
318
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,050
(elephant trumpets)
319
00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:37,961
So how was your date
with the guy in Props?
320
00:15:37,963 --> 00:15:39,872
Oh, he's so arrogant.
321
00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:42,483
Just 'cause he's in charge
of Sideshow Bob's rakes.
322
00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:45,361
Okay, we get it.
There's a lot of rakes.
323
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,471
(gasps)
324
00:15:47,473 --> 00:15:51,158
What the frosty chocolate
milkshakes is this place?
325
00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:55,079
Ooh, slideys.
326
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:58,907
(gasps) Wh-Where am I?
327
00:15:58,909 --> 00:16:00,075
What am I?
328
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:01,894
Aah! Where's my junk?
329
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:03,896
Whoa, whoa, he's
awake. (stammers)
330
00:16:03,898 --> 00:16:06,232
Where's Marge?
Where's my family?
331
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,567
Uh, calm down, Mr. Simpson.
332
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,845
I know it feels
like you're a man,
333
00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:12,346
but you are actually something
334
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:14,998
much, much more expensive:
335
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,684
intellectual property.
336
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:19,503
Look, we've got a bus full of
Australian superfans coming.
337
00:16:19,505 --> 00:16:21,022
Let's just wipe his brain, okay?
338
00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:22,581
Put that thing down, or else!
339
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,175
Look, Monorail Homer,
your programming
340
00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:27,862
won't allow you to intentionally
hurt a human, okay?
341
00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:31,681
So just be a good robot and
let us saw your skull open.
342
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:34,943
Oh. Okay. Here you go.
343
00:16:34,945 --> 00:16:37,872
Ow! Ah, my bad!
344
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,458
Ooh, sorry, sorry.
345
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,170
Ugh.
346
00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:47,006
(Homer gasps)
347
00:16:48,109 --> 00:16:50,125
- (mechanical whir)
- Lisa,
348
00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:53,946
we're not people, we're I.P.
349
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,373
(laughs) I pee.
350
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,559
You got to help me
find a way out of here.
351
00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:01,062
I'd like to help,
Dad, but my diorama
352
00:17:01,064 --> 00:17:03,305
on The Tell-Tale
Heart is due tomorrow.
353
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:05,808
(grunts) How can I
make you understand?
354
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,485
Oh, yeah, the thingy.
355
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,404
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
356
00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:13,240
We're replicants in a
ridiculous theme park
357
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,892
for an ancient TV show
that stopped being good
358
00:17:15,894 --> 00:17:17,803
after season 45.
359
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,914
(gasps) Do I even exist?
360
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:22,041
What is consciousness?
361
00:17:23,311 --> 00:17:25,978
Okay, I can handle
being a machine.
362
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,255
I don't love it, but I can deal.
363
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,166
Look, honey, it's
never easy to find out
364
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:32,651
you're not actually alive,
365
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:34,169
but that's just part of life.
366
00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:36,246
I know the love we feel is real.
367
00:17:36,248 --> 00:17:38,173
So, we've got to wake up
the rest of the family
368
00:17:38,175 --> 00:17:39,341
and get the hell out of here.
369
00:17:39,343 --> 00:17:42,269
Now, help me pick out
the hottest Marge.
370
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,513
We can get out through
the main entrance,
371
00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:46,607
but we'll have to make
it across the park
372
00:17:46,609 --> 00:17:47,942
without being detected.
373
00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:49,926
Should we wake up
a Grampa robot?
374
00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:51,687
No time.
375
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,448
(all sputtering)
376
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,788
Okay, act like robots.
377
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,456
Catchphrases, everyone.
378
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,275
- Mmm... beer.
- Don't have a cow, man.
379
00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:08,203
Um... dinner's ready?
380
00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:11,206
Oi, Homer! There's
your hedge, mate.
381
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:14,117
Get your fat bum in that hedge.
382
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,028
SUPERFANS: Meme! Meme!
383
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,304
Meme!
384
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:18,139
(whimpers)
385
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:19,348
(Bart grunts)
386
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:23,477
I'm so sick of
that stupid hedge.
387
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:25,980
BOTH: Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
388
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,502
BOTH: Oi...!
389
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,800
- (alarm blares)
- SECURITY: Danger.
390
00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:32,302
-I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.
-Human safety breach.
391
00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:33,970
- Aah!
- Proceed to exits.
392
00:18:33,972 --> 00:18:36,473
Security droids deployed.
393
00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:38,975
We got to go. They're onto us.
394
00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:40,327
(all gasp)
395
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,572
(chuckles) My cat's breath
smells like cat food.
396
00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:47,334
That's nice, Ralph, but
we're sort of in a hurry.
397
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,502
(all gasp)
398
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,172
(all gasp, groan)
399
00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:54,991
RALPHS: I
choo-choo-choose you...
400
00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:56,826
to die.
401
00:18:56,828 --> 00:19:00,014
If we want to escape with
our delusions of being alive,
402
00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:02,016
we have to fight.
403
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:11,609
(echoing): Testing.
404
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,242
Eat T-shirts, you
lovable kill-bots.
405
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,428
(screams)
406
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,705
(gasps) There's too many.
407
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:28,292
There aren't enough T-shirts
in the world to save us.
408
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,214
Get in.
409
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:35,958
RALPHS: Whee! Whee! Whee!
410
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,718
Dying tickles.
411
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,203
♪ Canyonero ♪
412
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:42,448
LISA: Look out! Those
people are real!
413
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,207
So are we.
414
00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:45,726
(screaming, shouting)
415
00:19:45,728 --> 00:19:47,135
(grunts)
416
00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:50,105
♪ Canyonero ♪
417
00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:53,150
♪ Hyah, Canyonero! ♪
418
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,145
Well, we've driven for hours,
419
00:19:57,147 --> 00:19:58,906
and no one followed us.
420
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,816
I think we're free.
421
00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:02,634
Well, what do we do now?
422
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,746
Play out the scariest
scenario of all,
423
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:07,230
real life.
424
00:20:07,232 --> 00:20:08,415
WAITRESS: What can
I get you, hon?
425
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,477
Whoa! Turn off the
headlights. You got big eyes.
426
00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:14,070
Oh, the cheese got left out,
so it's a little sweaty,
427
00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:16,072
but you'd never know.
Forget I said anything.
428
00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:17,499
Take your time, take your time.
429
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:20,410
♪ Sweaty cheese, sweaty cheese ♪
430
00:20:20,412 --> 00:20:22,154
♪ At the end of the day ♪
431
00:20:22,156 --> 00:20:23,931
♪ You're still cheese ♪
432
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:27,434
♪ To me. ♪
433
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:28,677
All right.
434
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:30,688
♪
435
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,762
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436
00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:40,764
and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
437
00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:42,524
and TOYOTA.
438
00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:45,526
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439
00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:52,776
KODOS: Another "Treehouse
of Horror" in the books.
440
00:20:52,778 --> 00:20:54,202
Get it?
441
00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:57,113
KANG: I got what
little there was.
442
00:20:57,115 --> 00:20:58,857
(Kang and Kodos shudder)
443
00:20:58,859 --> 00:21:00,467
KODOS: What the hell? It's us.
444
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,219
That's too freaky.
445
00:21:03,789 --> 00:21:06,807
- (Kang and Kodos screaming)
- (tentacle steps running away)
446
00:21:11,055 --> 00:21:13,372
(spooky theme music playing)
447
00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:15,274
♪
448
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:31,290
- (screaming)
- (organ music playing)
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