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MRS. GUMBLE:
Barney, did you
finish your milk?
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Yes, Ma.
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MRS. GUMBLE:
Have fun playing in the gutter!
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Anchors aweigh!
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It's floating.
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It's still floating!
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This is fun to me.
I love you, paper boat!
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Oh, no!
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Aw...
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Hiya, Barn.
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I'm Krusto, the funniest clown
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in the whole wide world.
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Uh, people who have to tell you
they're funny usually aren't.
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Can I get my boat back,
sewer clown?
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Why, sure.
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Just reach in and take it.
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Hmm.
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That's right, build the tension.
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Aah!
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Keep the boat!
Keep the boat!
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Ow! Ow!
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Don't worry, Barn.
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When a kid goes missing in this
town, we find them.
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Hmm... Mm...
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Sorry, Waylon.
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Hey there, Ruthie.
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How are the little ones?
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Oh, you know kids.
Still missin.'
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Ah, they disappear
so fast, don't they?
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Hey there, Simpson.
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Super-Intense-Kid Chalmers!
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Look what I traded my dog for.
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Huh?
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Creepy clown, go get help!
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- Hmm?
- Hmm?
- Hmm?
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After him!
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Step away from
the whimpering coward.
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Time to bring out the big guns.
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Aah!
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It's a fair fight.
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Let's run away!
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Hmm?
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Oh, oh, you're hurt,
you poor thing.
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No girl has ever
called me a "thing" before.
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I've seen you guys around.
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You're the school outsiders,
aren't you?
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We sure are.
The comic book nerd, the tomboy.
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The scuzz.
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And the one Black kid
in all of Maine.
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We call ourselves
The Losers Club.
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It's a name we are
no longer fighting.
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Ooh.
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We have a first aid kit
in our clubhouse. Come on.
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Um, FYI, new guy.
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I called dibs on Marge
in the second grade.
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Find your own secret knockout
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who doesn't recognize
her own self-worth.
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Sweet clubhouse, right?
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They used it to store
tartar sauce during the war.
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You're all gonna
think I'm crazy,
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but when those bullies
were gonna kill me,
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I saw an evil clown.
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I-I've seen the clown, too.
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I was in the bathroom,
uh, painting my nails...
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Hmm?
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Come on, I need water.
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How's about...
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a little seltzer?
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Aah!
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Help!
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He...
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Holy moly,
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bleach your mustache.
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You look like El DeBarge.
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The clown knew my greatest fear:
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drowning in seltzer.
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Mm.
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I saw the clown, too.
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But he came to me
as a ventriloquist dummy.
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- Hey, kid.
- Hmm?
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I went on a date
with your mother last night.
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You might want to check her
for splinters!
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He was implying they made love.
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I was in my bedroom, reading.
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Wanna swap spit?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I saw him too.
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He came to me as the rotting
corpse of my grandmother
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in a hot tub full of maggots.
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We get it, we get it,
no need for a flashback.
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I bet that evil clown is the one
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who took all the missing kids
in town.
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We need to find out
what we're up against.
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Which means doing the thing
we all fear most:
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- homework.
- Aah!
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- Oh God, no.
- But it's summer.
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Your arm is summer lightning.
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Your bravery, the storm.
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Hmm.
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Like a chimp at the zoo,
I'm bananas for you.
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Homer!
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Homer, I found him.
In this.
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The clown has been
in Kingfield before.
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He's always been here.
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Channel 14 and Fume Champ
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Super-Leaded Gasoline present
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The Yuk-Yuk Hour
with Krusto the Clown.
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Hey, hey!
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Thanks for the big hand.
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In 1936 he had a radio hour.
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In 1909, a vaudeville review.
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And in 1882, he was
an emcee for a freak show.
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And the strangest thing is...
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He was never, ever funny.
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He comes back every 27 years.
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And when he does...
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I gorge myself on pre-teens.
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Aah!
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Aah! Oh.
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What's the difference
between a Twinkie and a fat kid?
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I don't feel guilty
when I eat a fat kid.
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Ah...
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Homer, catch!
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Gah! My wattle!
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My beautiful wattle!
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Now I'm really big and scary!
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Temporary setba...
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I don't want to die
and be buried in a kid coffin.
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It costs the same
as a regular-sized.
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I overheard my parents
pricing 'em.
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Calm down.
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Well, that's my fetish now.
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Look, don't you see?
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We hurt him.
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And if we can hurt him,
we can kill him.
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Ooh.
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Oh...
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Hmm?
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"Bananas for you"?
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- Mm?
- Oh!
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That romantic
son of a bitch.
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When she reads this,
she'll be his forever.
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Free candy?
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Let's eat it
before the clown shows up!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Hey, hey, kids!
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What time is it?
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Time to laugh for Krusto.
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Attack!
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Our whimsical weapons--
they're useless.
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Don't you kids get it?
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I'm completely invinci...
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Wait, I never
heard that before.
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Real laughter.
That I actually earned.
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Hey, hey, kids,
if you like that,
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watch this.
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Hot!
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Eh? Eh?
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He's killing himself
for laughs.
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Hey, clown.
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Why don't you eat these?
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Oh!
Cherry bombs in the mouth.
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That's a great gag.
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Oh...
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So this is what it feels like
not to bomb.
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Whoa!
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No, you tricked me!
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You're nothing
but a bunch of losers.
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And that's all you'll ever be!
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We're not dead.
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Somebody pinch me.
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Somebody slap me.
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A-Any one of youse.
Doesn't-doesn't matter.
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Guys, let's make a pact:
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if the clown comes back
in 27 years,
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no matter where we all end up,
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we'll come back home
and finish the job.
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Now let's find out
if this water is deep enough
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for jumpin'!
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Uh...
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- Mwah.
- Huh?
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I got your poem.
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I want my first love to be
the boy who wrote those words.
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B-By that, you mean me,
of course.
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Kiss me
for the rest of the summer.
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Wait, this isn't right.
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I'm the one I wanted Marge
to fall in love with.
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Eh, cheer up, Homer.
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We got our whole lives
ahead of us.
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Maybe you guys do.
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I think mine just ended.
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Oh, Marge.
Mwah, kissing.
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- This.
- I'm so happy.
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Oh yes.
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Hey,
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that bakery wasn't here
this morning.
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Well, there's no kids around.
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Might as well bully adults.
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Hey Pie Man!
Gimme a...
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Dude, are you okay?
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Oh, Moleman,
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I can't imagine my life
without you seated next to me
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every night
here at D'ohs Tavern.
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You're my best friend.
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I'm cold.
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Hmm?
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One teen was killed
by a pie to the face.
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Another's intestines were
twisted into balloon animals.
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And the last, choked by a chain
of hankies so long,
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police are still pulling it out.
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No, the clown can't be back.
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Unless it's...
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27 years later.
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I got to tell the other Losers
that it's time to come home,
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so we can end this.
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I wonder if their lives
turned out as lousy as mine.
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♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here I am. ♪
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Thank you, Las Vegas.
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Yeah, rock and roll.
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Message for you
from your old hometown.
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Something about
a childhood pact.
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Ah...
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A pact is a pact.
I'm on my way.
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Uh, I got to go, guys.
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Oh, here's the instructions
for destroying the asteroid.
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You got this!
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Ten, nine...
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Homer, it's so nice
to hear your voice
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after all these years.
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Wow, CEO of your own company.
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You know, I pictured you growing
up to be a softball superstar.
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Aw, you were always so sweet.
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How have you been?
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So good.
I practically live on Reddit.
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But did you ever get the feeling
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that we missed our chance?
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I do.
I sure wish
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we'd done it 27 years ago.
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Me too!
Oh, it's all I think about.
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Oh, you mean kill Krusto.
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Yeah, that would've
been good, too.
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Oh, I want to help,
but I'm not sure I can.
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I have responsibilities now.
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- Hi, Mom.
- What up, Big Blue?
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Bert, my little jazz tubist.
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And Lizzie,
my special little gal.
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Mom, I got an A-plus on my
Elizabeth Cady Stanton diorama.
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I threw a stink bomb
in the teacher's lounge
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and bike-locked the door.
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Well, I'm so proud
of one of those things.
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Who's Homer Simpson?
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That's a dumb-ass name.
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Really?
Our father's name is...
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Comic Book Guy.
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Homer Simpson is someone
we knew back in Kingfield.
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A town we will
never set foot in again.
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Mm...
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Homer needs us.
We're the only ones
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who can kill the clown.
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00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:52,832
We're adults now.
268
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,370
A kid murderer is a kid problem.
269
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:58,977
What happened to the boy
who admired my bravery so much
270
00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:00,714
he put it in a poem?
271
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,785
B-By that, you mean me,
of course.
272
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:04,856
Well, I am a husband now,
and a father.
273
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,693
And I'm-I'm...
274
00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:09,097
- I'm...
- The same little coward...
275
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,402
You always were!
276
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,573
Aah!
277
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:15,811
Marge, I had a dream
about him.
278
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,715
He was just as scary
as I remember,
279
00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:20,353
but updated
for a Gen Z audience.
280
00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:22,257
Honey? Honey?
281
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,402
To the Losers.
282
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,373
The Losers.
283
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:33,780
So, how the hell are we gonna
stop that unkillable clown?
284
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,851
We ain't exactly children
no more.
285
00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:37,955
Yeah, but we're still friends.
286
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,859
We're still
full of childlike wonder.
287
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:41,629
We're still virgins.
288
00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,165
- Eesh.
- Mm...
289
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:46,506
Yeah, we're still, uh...
290
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:50,146
Well, whenever
I need to find my courage,
291
00:14:50,146 --> 00:14:53,486
I think of a poem Comic Book Guy
wrote for me when we were kids.
292
00:14:53,486 --> 00:14:54,989
Poem?
293
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:57,093
It's why
I fell in love with him.
294
00:14:57,828 --> 00:14:58,964
Marge, there's something
295
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,201
I have to tell you right now,
296
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,940
because if I wait
even one more second--
297
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:08,048
I'm talking one single second,
just one--
298
00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:09,752
something might happen
that will make me not...
299
00:15:09,752 --> 00:15:11,823
BERT and LIZZIE: Mom!
300
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,927
Oh... be able to tell you.
301
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:17,033
Kids, no,
what are you doing here?
302
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,004
They're here
to collect their mother.
303
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:21,408
Kids, be good
and wait in the car.
304
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:25,149
Mommy and Daddy have some
grown-up yelling to discuss.
305
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:28,489
Mom and Dad's hometown
sure sucks.
306
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:32,430
Misspelled pet cemetery,
Salem's parking lot,
307
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:36,906
mysterious antique store
that charges by the soul.
308
00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,677
What the hell are you watching?
309
00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:40,213
Oh...
310
00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:43,352
Wake up!
We barely escaped last time.
311
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:46,659
Why risk our lives now
when we have so much to lose?
312
00:15:46,659 --> 00:15:47,928
Present Homers excluded.
313
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:54,174
Hope you Losers weren't
thinking of leaving just yet.
314
00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:57,915
Not without seeing
my new star attraction.
315
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,217
Help, Mom!
316
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:02,423
Dad, get your fat ass
down here!
317
00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:03,425
No!
318
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:09,471
Our kids!
319
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,741
Our phones.
320
00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:12,812
Now it's personal.
321
00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:16,418
Just like it always was.
322
00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:24,535
I smell
thousand-year-old flop sweat.
323
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:26,171
We must be close.
324
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,012
- Finally!
- Mom, Dad!
325
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,081
Up here!
326
00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:33,954
Kids! Oh...
327
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,223
Aah!
328
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:38,830
Well, well.
If it isn't the Losers.
329
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:42,237
Say hello to my studio audience.
330
00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:53,459
There's no laughter
like forced laughter.
331
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:56,198
We're not afraid of you
anymore, clown.
332
00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:58,168
You have no power over us.
333
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:01,241
He's an astronaut,
she's a seltzer big wig,
334
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,345
and I'm a world-famous,
335
00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,951
um, virgin.
336
00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:07,253
Oh, damn it.
337
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,661
The point is we've conquered
our childhood fears.
338
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:14,902
Ah, but adults have something
much tastier than fears.
339
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,138
Anxieties.
340
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,209
Millions of tiny,
341
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:20,981
delicious anxieties.
342
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,221
Oh!
343
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,863
You know what I'm thankful for?
344
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:32,470
The filibuster.
Let's talk about it.
345
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:33,506
Aah!
346
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:37,615
But you-- you've got something
347
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:40,152
worth worrying about.
348
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:42,056
Why don't I tell Marge
349
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:44,094
you put your name on the poem
350
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,465
that won her heart, eh?
351
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,108
No, no, please.
352
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,045
It-it wasn't you?
353
00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:56,118
I tried to tell you,
just not very hard.
354
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,389
My life is a lie.
355
00:17:58,389 --> 00:17:59,692
Oh...
356
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,401
He must get his sinister powers
357
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,606
from his captive audience.
358
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:08,442
Just like Jimmy Fallon.
359
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:11,448
You have to destroy the sign!
360
00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:18,262
Only you can do it, Marge.
361
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,266
Your arm is summer lightning.
362
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,103
Your bravery, the storm.
363
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,274
You're the chimp in the zoo.
364
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,246
And I'm still bananas for you.
365
00:18:27,246 --> 00:18:30,219
Now, throw, throw!
366
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,958
Hmm?
367
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,795
Ah...
368
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,649
No!
369
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,694
Why were we laughing?
370
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,296
This show sucks.
371
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:53,600
Let's go up to heaven
372
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,371
and bask in the glory
of God's stupid love.
373
00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:01,448
My audience! No!
374
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,787
It took me years to grow them.
375
00:19:03,787 --> 00:19:05,657
Eh?
376
00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:08,162
Aah! Oh... Oh!
377
00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:10,767
I can't start over! Oh!
378
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,103
What would that even look like?
379
00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,512
Dancing for followers on TikTok?
380
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,453
I haven't written a joke
since 1647.
381
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:23,425
Aah!
And that material has not...
382
00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:25,630
:
aged...
383
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,801
well. Oh...
384
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,674
I blame cancel culture.
385
00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:35,784
You were finally brave.
386
00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:39,592
Does this make up for
lying to you all these years?
387
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,161
Oh, honey.
388
00:19:41,161 --> 00:19:42,965
Of course not.
389
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,635
No, I get it.
390
00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:47,908
Mm...
391
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,514
Growing up isn't easy.
392
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,185
The traumas we lived as kids
can haunt us forever,
393
00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,857
lurking in the corners
of our mind.
394
00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:57,293
We can't undo the harm,
395
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,698
but with a little help,
we can survive it.
396
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:04,207
And live the life
we were always meant to.
397
00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:08,950
The humans have vanquished
our thousand-year-old clown,
398
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:12,457
but surely they will be no match
for our next nightmare--
399
00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:15,530
a Saint Bernard with rabies.
400
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:16,933
Mm...
401
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,435
An angry car?
402
00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:21,576
Put that in the "maybe" pile.
403
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:24,815
How about a prom
that goes seriously wrong?
404
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:27,386
Haunted hotel?
405
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,090
What about some Tommyknockers?
406
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,961
Those sound scary.
407
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:33,533
Yes, yes!
408
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:39,244
- Tommyknockers.
- Tommyknockers.
409
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,755
- Tommyknockers.
- Tommyknockers.
410
00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:54,508
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