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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,573 --> 00:00:20,540 Hello? Anybody home? 2 00:00:20,966 --> 00:00:22,245 Oh! 3 00:00:22,445 --> 00:00:23,477 Buying or selling? 4 00:00:23,677 --> 00:00:24,733 Well, neither; just browsing. 5 00:00:24,933 --> 00:00:28,128 Before the day is out, you may be doing a little of both. 6 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,821 You have a lot of groovy instruments here. 7 00:00:33,021 --> 00:00:36,609 They represent the lives of musicians who have 8 00:00:36,809 --> 00:00:38,693 uh, shall we say, fallen on bad times. 9 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,205 Don't they ever come back to claim these? 10 00:00:40,405 --> 00:00:44,869 You know how musicians are; here today, gone tomorrow. 11 00:00:45,069 --> 00:00:47,835 That's very true; I'm a musician, and I'm here today myself. 12 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:52,469 Well, then! Look around. 13 00:00:54,297 --> 00:00:58,681 A harp. Oh, this is beautiful. 14 00:00:59,181 --> 00:01:02,396 Ah! Look at that work. 15 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,725 Oh, this is fine. I've always loved the harp. 16 00:01:04,925 --> 00:01:07,598 I'm sure that when you say "love", you mean 17 00:01:07,798 --> 00:01:10,652 "need" or "desire"; no one loves things anymore. 18 00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:15,124 I do. I love this harp. But I don't have any money. 19 00:01:15,324 --> 00:01:16,172 What a pity. 20 00:01:16,372 --> 00:01:17,501 I'd give anything for this harp. 21 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:20,046 Well, in that case. 22 00:01:21,855 --> 00:01:23,875 Just sign this simple contract, 23 00:01:24,075 --> 00:01:27,420 and the harp is yours. Play now, pay later. 24 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,933 Sort of like consignment. 25 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:30,716 Exactly. 26 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,478 This is awfully kind of you. 27 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,964 This is himself. Make a reservation for one. 28 00:01:44,164 --> 00:01:48,589 I've just purchased the soul of a Mr. Peter Tork. 29 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:52,108 Soul. Some say it's a man's heart or spirit. 30 00:01:52,308 --> 00:01:56,906 Certainly without it, we cannot survive, for no man can live without love. 31 00:01:59,575 --> 00:02:04,446 Here we come Walkin' down the street 32 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:10,239 We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet 33 00:02:10,439 --> 00:02:15,674 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around 34 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:21,694 But we're too busy singing To put anybody down 35 00:02:22,094 --> 00:02:27,427 We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play 36 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:33,317 We're the young generation And we've got something to say 37 00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:39,040 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found 38 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,614 So you better get ready, 39 00:02:41,814 --> 00:02:45,840 We may be comin' to your town 40 00:02:56,688 --> 00:02:58,168 It's a beautiful harp, isn't it? 41 00:02:58,368 --> 00:03:02,312 Yeah, it's a beautiful harp, and, uh, beautiful music comes from beautiful harps. 42 00:03:02,512 --> 00:03:06,241 Everyone I know loves a harp. There's only one thing. 43 00:03:06,441 --> 00:03:08,182 - Hm? - You can't play the harp. 44 00:03:08,382 --> 00:03:10,401 That's right, babe; you better bring it back. 45 00:03:10,601 --> 00:03:15,536 Hey guys? I guess you're right, Mike. I-I can't play the harp. 46 00:03:15,736 --> 00:03:18,361 Yeah, I-I know it's a drag, Pete, but, uh, you'll be a whole lot better 47 00:03:18,561 --> 00:03:20,926 if you'll just take it back. 48 00:03:21,126 --> 00:03:25,096 Woo! You better cut down on your smoking! Yuck! 49 00:03:25,296 --> 00:03:26,632 - Who's this? - That's Mike. 50 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:27,624 Who's this? 51 00:03:27,824 --> 00:03:29,584 That's Mr. Zero; he's the one who sold me the harp. 52 00:03:29,784 --> 00:03:32,567 What do you need him for, now that you have your harp? 53 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:34,657 Oh, well, you know, I do odd jobs around here, 54 00:03:34,857 --> 00:03:37,496 like I clean the kitchen, or I sweep up and- 55 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:41,264 You won't need people like him anymore, Peter. I can make you famous. 56 00:03:41,464 --> 00:03:43,455 I'll see you guys later. 57 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:50,058 Now Peter, you can play. Play, Peter. 58 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:53,273 I know this isn't a joke, because you wouldn't joke about a thing like this 59 00:03:53,473 --> 00:03:56,161 knowing how I feel about the harp, 'cause it would be a very cruel joke. 60 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,132 I'm not joking. 61 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:03,132 Play, Peter. 62 00:04:12,405 --> 00:04:16,339 Yes, Peter, I can make you famous. 63 00:04:22,894 --> 00:04:25,006 Hey, Pete, that's, huh, that's pretty good. 64 00:04:25,206 --> 00:04:26,846 Yeah, uh-uh-uh, how'd you learn to do that so fast? 65 00:04:27,046 --> 00:04:30,518 Mr. Zero taught me- he's gone. 66 00:04:30,718 --> 00:04:32,071 Hey, I thought you were gonna get rid of that thing. 67 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:33,271 No, wait, he's really into it. 68 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:34,519 But it takes up too much room! 69 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:36,005 Well, well, show him, Pete, go ahead. 70 00:04:36,205 --> 00:04:37,972 Yeah. 71 00:04:41,605 --> 00:04:44,420 That's what I said, it's, uh, it's nice to have a harp around the house. Heh heh. 72 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:45,853 You think it could work it into the act? 73 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,829 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Rock 'n' roll 74 00:04:49,029 --> 00:04:53,493 group gains fame and fortune by introducing harp into act! 75 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,637 Come on, Micky. Man, everybody knows that 76 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,604 nobody in the world was ever an overnight success. 77 00:04:57,804 --> 00:04:58,204 Hello? 78 00:04:58,404 --> 00:05:01,326 Harry's Booking Agency. I understand you guys have a harp act? 79 00:05:01,526 --> 00:05:02,768 A harp act? Uh, you're right. 80 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:03,860 You're going to be an overnight success. 81 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:07,548 Uh-huh. Well, uh, thank you very much. 82 00:05:07,748 --> 00:05:09,005 - Hm, that's a flash. - What? 83 00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:11,791 That we're going to be an overnight success. 84 00:05:43,685 --> 00:05:47,148 Keep playing Peter, I can't believe all the mail that is coming in, man. 85 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,980 Another five hundred letters. 86 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:51,044 Oh boy, man, we've got so many offers. 87 00:05:51,244 --> 00:05:55,017 We've got one here from London, Chicago, New York. 88 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,397 Peter. 89 00:05:57,597 --> 00:05:59,013 Who's that? Is it that that, uh, Zero guy? 90 00:05:59,213 --> 00:06:00,174 Yeah, Smokey the Bear. 91 00:06:00,374 --> 00:06:02,261 Well, Peter, are you pleased? 92 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:03,941 I like the music, Mr. Zero. 93 00:06:04,141 --> 00:06:05,652 When I play the harp, it makes people happy. 94 00:06:05,852 --> 00:06:09,629 Of course, and the money is unimportant, eh? 95 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:16,006 Now, there's one piece of unfinished business yet to discuss. 96 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:17,533 - Ooh! - The contract. 97 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:20,425 Oh-ho-ho-ho, uh, the hitch, right? 98 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:25,025 Had to be a hitch. Ah. Excuse me. Look at this. 99 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:29,861 Says... Peter... Peter! This is a contract with the devil! 100 00:06:30,061 --> 00:06:32,220 I'm so glad I don't have to introduce myself. 101 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:33,709 It says you sold your soul... 102 00:06:33,909 --> 00:06:34,461 I don't believe in devils. 103 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:38,068 Precisely why your soul is so interesting; innocence is at a premium. 104 00:06:38,268 --> 00:06:40,863 Come on, man; you're putting us on. 105 00:06:45,229 --> 00:06:46,413 Uh, he's the, he's the devil. 106 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:47,798 He really is the devil. 107 00:06:47,998 --> 00:06:51,308 Devil or not, he's a rotten house guest. 108 00:06:51,508 --> 00:06:53,466 Well, Peter, I think we'd better go. 109 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:56,332 You know, according to the terms of the contract, 110 00:06:56,532 --> 00:06:58,813 your soul must be turned over by midnight. 111 00:06:59,013 --> 00:06:59,381 Ooh! 112 00:06:59,581 --> 00:07:01,284 Well, well, wait a minute; it's only eight o'clock! 113 00:07:01,484 --> 00:07:03,836 Just trying to beat the crosstown traffic. 114 00:07:04,036 --> 00:07:06,565 Yeah, alright, well, Peter wants his other four hours, please, thank you. 115 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:12,157 Of course! Use all your time. But remember, midnight. 116 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,492 Uh buh. Sorry, man, there's no... 117 00:07:18,692 --> 00:07:21,309 Don't get too upset, Peter. It might not be all that bad. 118 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,740 Ah, nah, of course not, man! 119 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,652 All those things you read about, it couldn't be true. 120 00:07:24,852 --> 00:07:26,281 It's okay, Pete. I-it'll be alright. 121 00:07:26,481 --> 00:07:28,308 Don't, don't worry. We'll, we'll do something. 122 00:07:28,508 --> 00:07:33,801 Fellas, I'm scared. I don't want to go to h... 123 00:07:39,935 --> 00:07:43,999 Salesman, where you gonna go sell All of your goods today? 124 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:49,030 Salesman, gonna walk along the street See friends along the way 125 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:54,199 Whoa, Salesman, with your wooden cart That you push along while you walk 126 00:07:54,399 --> 00:07:59,177 Hey, Salesman, got a little dog Whose tail wags when you talk 127 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:05,025 You always wear a smile Even though you gotta walk ten miles 128 00:08:05,995 --> 00:08:09,996 Short lifespan, good time salesman 129 00:08:10,196 --> 00:08:15,619 Yep, yep, Salesman, walk along the street Whether it's hot or cold 130 00:08:15,819 --> 00:08:20,678 It's salesman, well, you work real hard Till every pot is sold 131 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:25,522 Salesman, as the years go by People changin' every day 132 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:30,727 Hey, Salesman, till the end of time You'll be living in the same way 133 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:36,128 You always wear a smile You're love it fast, and you live wild 134 00:08:37,256 --> 00:08:41,048 Short lifespan, but ain't life grand? 135 00:08:43,646 --> 00:08:47,606 Copper kettles, different kinds of tin 136 00:08:47,806 --> 00:08:52,809 There goes salesman, and he's sailin' high again 137 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:58,474 You're sailin' so high (high) You're sailin' so high (high) 138 00:08:58,674 --> 00:09:04,260 You're sailin' so high, high, high 139 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:08,833 Oh, Salesman, where you gonna go sell All of your goods today? 140 00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:11,760 Yep, salesman, gonna walk along the street 141 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,584 See friends along the way 142 00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:18,757 Hey, salesman, with your wooden cart That you push along while you walk 143 00:09:18,957 --> 00:09:23,815 Hey, Salesman, with your secret goods That you push while you talk 144 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:26,352 You always wear a smile 145 00:09:26,552 --> 00:09:30,015 Even though you gotta walk a hundred and ten miles 146 00:09:30,215 --> 00:09:34,820 Short lifespan, but the whole thing's grand 147 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:54,424 Ooh. So that's, uh, that's what [cuckoo] is all about. 148 00:09:54,624 --> 00:09:58,464 Yeah, [cuckoo] is pretty scary. 149 00:09:58,664 --> 00:09:59,770 You know what's even more scary? 150 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:00,465 What? 151 00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:03,290 You can't say [cuckoo] on television. 152 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:07,881 Now look. There's no reason to get uptight. No reason to lose our senses. 153 00:10:08,081 --> 00:10:11,161 We've gotta remember that we're dealing with a cool, diabolical mind. 154 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,017 Thank you! 155 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:13,170 No, I'm talking about the devil. 156 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:13,705 Oh. 157 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,050 Don't worry, guys, I've everything under control. 158 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:16,985 When he comes in that door, 159 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:21,040 I'm gonna take this wooden stake and... 160 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,290 huh! Tickle his nose. 161 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,952 Are you ready, Peter? 162 00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:28,136 Uh, no, no, he's not ready. You see, he, uh, well, 163 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,999 he left his suit in the cleaners, and he's not ready to go. 164 00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:32,911 And not only that, he's got to write a letter to his mother, haven't ya? 165 00:10:33,111 --> 00:10:34,655 I have a million things to do. Couldn't it be tomorrow? 166 00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:37,912 Oh, I remember reading in the paper, where, be, due to lack of interest, 167 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:42,698 tomorrow was canceled, so we'll have to make it the day after tomorrow. 168 00:10:42,898 --> 00:10:45,671 Don't worry, Peter; you'll like it down below. 169 00:10:45,871 --> 00:10:46,519 What about the fires? 170 00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:47,895 People are always talking about the fires. 171 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:52,120 You don't burn; all you feel is a sense of depression. 172 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,087 Uh, wa-wait a minute, Mr. Zero. I'd like to make a deal with you. 173 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,840 It doesn't really matter who you take. 174 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,920 Why don't you leave Peter and take me instead? 175 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,151 My contract is with Peter! 176 00:11:01,351 --> 00:11:03,215 No, no, you're not taking him, he's staying here. 177 00:11:03,415 --> 00:11:04,399 It's twelve o'clock, Peter, time to go. 178 00:11:04,599 --> 00:11:06,839 No, you can't have him, devil! You can't have him! He's gonna stay here. 179 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,271 Peter, come along, Peter. 180 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:09,391 No, he can't leave! 181 00:11:09,591 --> 00:11:10,704 Let go! Let go! 182 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:11,898 - Hey, wait- - Come on, Peter! 183 00:11:12,098 --> 00:11:13,306 No, Peter's ours, and you can't have him! 184 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,651 Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 185 00:11:14,851 --> 00:11:15,827 Couldn't you flip a coin, and I'll go with the winner? 186 00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:17,563 No, Peter, you're coming with us! 187 00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:21,044 Wait a minute. We really can't stop him if he has a contract. 188 00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:22,323 Exactly. 189 00:11:22,523 --> 00:11:23,907 That is, if your contract's good. 190 00:11:24,107 --> 00:11:24,907 It's legal and valid. 191 00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:28,043 Well, I don't think so, and I'm willing to go to court to test it. 192 00:11:28,243 --> 00:11:33,115 Why can't you young people just accept the devil and be done with it? 193 00:11:33,315 --> 00:11:38,581 We have, uh, ten more minutes to go. We will convene a court. 194 00:11:40,619 --> 00:11:43,899 Presiding over the court, Judge Roy Bean. 195 00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:44,532 Guilty! 196 00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:47,019 Sometimes known as the hanging judge. 197 00:11:47,219 --> 00:11:47,931 Hang 'em! 198 00:11:48,131 --> 00:11:48,682 Now wait a minute! 199 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:53,586 The jury will consist of twelve condemned men from Devil's Island. 200 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:57,563 You'll soon be one of us. You'll soon be one of us. 201 00:11:57,763 --> 00:12:00,836 Don't worry, Peter, heh heh. It's, be like, kind of like joining a club. 202 00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:02,482 Welcome to the club. 203 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,203 I wish they wouldn't do that. 204 00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:05,979 Guilty! 205 00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:10,797 I would like to call the first witness, Billy the Kid. 206 00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:16,603 Why do they call him the kid? 207 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:22,410 Well, because, he, he, uh, he doesn't kid. Heh heh. Sorry. Heh. 208 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:23,162 No, it's okay. 209 00:12:23,362 --> 00:12:28,528 Billy, remember we entered into a contract in the year eighteen eighty-two. 210 00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:31,575 I promised, in return for your soul, to make you the most famous 211 00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:35,097 gunfighter in the west, and did I keep my part of the bargain? 212 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:40,413 You sure did. And I'll shoot the first man who says you didn't. 213 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,656 Your witness. 214 00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:46,073 Who'll take the first defense? 215 00:12:46,273 --> 00:12:47,360 Oh, I don't know, why don't you take it? 216 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,584 - Ah, no- - Let's choose for it. 217 00:12:48,784 --> 00:12:50,416 Yeah, let's, uh, let's choose fingers for it. 218 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:51,951 Uh, uh, the odd finger's it. Ready? 219 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:53,959 One, two, three! 220 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:55,655 Well, you have the odd finger, Mike. 221 00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:57,398 Well, I don't see what's so odd about my finger. 222 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,207 It's that it's just as normal as everybody else. 223 00:12:59,407 --> 00:13:00,952 You have the odd finger, Mike. 224 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,855 Well, I've seen my fingers around a lot. 225 00:13:03,055 --> 00:13:04,111 You have the odd finger, Mike. 226 00:13:04,311 --> 00:13:11,178 I've got the odd finger. I gotta go talk to Billy Poo here, huh? 227 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:16,108 Say something, like, uh, well, Mr. Kid. 228 00:13:16,308 --> 00:13:18,895 Uh, duh, that's just a figure of speech. Ha ha. 229 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:22,423 Speak your peace. It's gon' to be your last. 230 00:13:23,144 --> 00:13:27,576 Now then, um, in eighteen eighty-two, Mr. Zero promised to 231 00:13:27,776 --> 00:13:30,136 make you the most famous gunfighter in the west, did he not? 232 00:13:30,336 --> 00:13:30,982 That's right. 233 00:13:31,182 --> 00:13:35,792 Well, he did, and you are, and I don't think there's really anything else to talk about. 234 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:39,504 You just pull your gun right out there, and shoot people, and be famous. 235 00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:42,129 Well, there's no sense in antagonizing the jury. 236 00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:44,545 You'll soon be one of us. 237 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,120 They look antagonized enough as it is. 238 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,329 Shall we close the case? 239 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,257 Your honor, I insist that the, uh, prosecution call another witness. 240 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,153 On what grounds? 241 00:13:54,353 --> 00:13:58,406 On the, uh, on the grounds, that, um, the television show's not over, huh. 242 00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:01,748 We have to, huh, have a little more. 243 00:14:01,948 --> 00:14:03,749 How was that, was that pretty good? 244 00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:06,908 Of course. Why not? I have many clients. 245 00:14:07,108 --> 00:14:08,797 Don't worry; we'll get him on the next witness. 246 00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:14,868 I call to the stand Blackbeard the Pirate, the scourge of the seas. 247 00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,605 Ha ha ha ha. 248 00:14:17,805 --> 00:14:23,933 Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. 249 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,345 - Ooh! That's me. It's me. - Wait, Davy... 250 00:14:26,545 --> 00:14:27,267 Davy, Davy... 251 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,227 Excuse me, Mr. Black, uh, Mr. Beard, I was, uh... 252 00:14:30,427 --> 00:14:31,227 Drink? 253 00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:33,387 Oh, no, thank you. 254 00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:34,779 What's your name, lad? 255 00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:36,459 Um, David Jones. 256 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,540 So you want to go to sea, do ya? 257 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:40,124 Oh, no, I don't want to go to sea. 258 00:14:40,324 --> 00:14:45,140 A ha, sure you do. The rough sea makes rough men. 259 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:46,867 No, excuse me, Mr. Black, um. 260 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:52,459 I always did like young sailors with the swell of the ocean in their veins. 261 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,027 Don't say swell. 262 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,515 The rocking motion of the waves. 263 00:14:57,715 --> 00:14:58,460 Don't say rock. 264 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:01,749 The fresh salt sea air. 265 00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:04,011 Don't say air, please. Ah! 266 00:15:04,211 --> 00:15:07,017 Why've we stopped? I get sick being still. 267 00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:07,847 Was that a rough crossing. 268 00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:10,007 Don't worry, Davy; we'll get him on the next witness. 269 00:15:10,207 --> 00:15:11,024 Yeah. 270 00:15:11,224 --> 00:15:17,115 And, for my last witness, Attila the Hun. 271 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,960 At last, a, uh, co-operative witness. 272 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,120 A big fella. Alright, look. You go in there, 273 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,831 and you pin him down. Don't let him get away on a point. 274 00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:25,441 - No, baby. - No. 275 00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:26,386 - Won't let him go. - Lawyer time! 276 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:27,133 Just like Inherit the Wind, boy. 277 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,536 Sure. I'm gonna learn that. 278 00:15:28,736 --> 00:15:29,885 - Inherit the Wind, sure. - Go do it, Micky. 279 00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:31,367 - Spencer Tracy, baby. - You! 280 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,041 - Go! - Alright. 281 00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:36,519 Alright, Mr. Hun. Uh, just as a point of clarification, 282 00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,526 what year did you enter your contract with the devil? 283 00:15:38,726 --> 00:15:39,631 Ka-moe-sheen-ga-la! 284 00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:41,086 H-ha-ba, ha-ba-so-mee-bo-goy-ya? 285 00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:42,174 Ko-shee-mee-tee-lee. 286 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:43,807 Ha, ha. So-mee-guy, so-my-cha. 287 00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:44,550 Wa-zoo-ma-la. 288 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,127 My-ga-so-mee, saw-mee-my-ka, goy-ya?! 289 00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:46,959 Ka-zee-mee-tee-lee! 290 00:15:47,159 --> 00:15:48,782 Ah-sha-mee! Kah-show-mee! Nye-wee-tah! 291 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:52,029 Nye-cha-duh-buh-cha! Oh-so-mah-lah-tah! Ah-slah-mah-ta! 292 00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:58,304 Wah-kah-chai-lah! 293 00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:01,962 - What'd you say? - I don't know! 294 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,545 The prosecution rests. 295 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,145 Then the defense will rest also. Hm. 296 00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:07,769 Until what time would you like to rest? 297 00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,978 Until we think of something better. Hm. 298 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,474 I think we've heard enough! We can pass sentence. 299 00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:15,273 Wait a minute! Uh, the defense would like to call its first witness. 300 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:16,444 And who is that? 301 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:19,401 Mr. Zero. 302 00:16:20,994 --> 00:16:25,128 Why, I'd be only too happy to take the stand. 303 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:32,162 Would you please raise your right hand and put your left hand on the bible. 304 00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:34,753 You must be joking. 305 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:39,217 Um, can I interest anybody in taking a quick peek at this book here? 306 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,378 It's been on the best seller list for many years. 307 00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:42,369 We don't read. 308 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,290 Well, uh, you don't have to read the book. Why don't we, we run the picture for you? 309 00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:47,804 Three hours of glorious color in a full wide 310 00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:50,475 screen with stereophonic sound and popcorn, hm. 311 00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:56,197 My dear boy, I appeared in that picture. The garden scene. I played the snake. 312 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,008 Now, uh, Mr. Zero. Aside from these witnesses, 313 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,793 what else do you present as evidence? 314 00:17:01,993 --> 00:17:08,834 This contract. In exchange for fame, fortune, and the ability to play the harp, 315 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:12,723 I purchased Peter Tork's soul. Is this your signature, Mr. Tork? 316 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,418 Don't call me mister; I'm just a kid. 317 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,234 Guilty! 318 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,625 Well, I say that that contract is null and void, because in fact, 319 00:17:19,825 --> 00:17:23,057 Mr. Zero, you didn't give Peter anything in return for his soul. 320 00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:24,697 I gave him fame and fortune. 321 00:17:24,897 --> 00:17:26,725 Well, you gave him fame and fortune, perhaps, 322 00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:28,961 but Peter didn't want fame and fortune, you see. 323 00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:32,681 All Peter wanted was just his music. He just wanted to play the harp, that's all. 324 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:38,681 I gave him the ability to play the harp... in return for his soul. 325 00:17:38,881 --> 00:17:41,409 You know, it was almost worth it. 326 00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:45,505 No, you didn't give him the ability to play the harp. 327 00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:50,201 You see, you see, Peter loved the harp, and he loved, 328 00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:56,449 he loved the music that came from the harp, and that was inside of him. 329 00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:59,644 And, uh, it came... um, it was... 330 00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:03,746 the power of that love was inside of Peter. 331 00:18:03,946 --> 00:18:06,073 I-it was in-inside of him from the first. 332 00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:10,937 And it was that kind of power that-that made Peter able to play the harp, 333 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,377 and, uh, you didn't have anything to do with it at all. 334 00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:16,713 Ha ha ha ha, ooh hoo ha ha ha ha! 335 00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:19,105 Don't you understand what, uh, what that means, 336 00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:22,065 when you have that inside of you, what, what, what comes out? 337 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:25,777 It... um, if you love music, man, you can play music. 338 00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:28,578 If, uh, people say well, I can't carry a note, 339 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:32,914 I can't, I can't say, I can't sing, I, I'm tone deaf. 340 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:37,819 But nobody's tone deaf, and if you love music, then you can play music. 341 00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:40,213 And all it takes is just love, because, uh, 342 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:43,066 because, baby, in the final analysis, love is power. 343 00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:44,998 That's where the power's at. And, and, 344 00:18:45,198 --> 00:18:47,385 and you want to tell me that you gave it to him, 345 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,481 but I know different, because I'm a musician. 346 00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:54,655 And, uh, well, 347 00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:58,292 that's really all there is to that. 348 00:18:59,713 --> 00:19:05,774 Love? Ho ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha! Oh, you make me laugh! Ha ha ha. 349 00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:11,745 There, I've taken the power away. He's exactly as I found him. 350 00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:17,214 There's your harp. See what he can do with it now. 351 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,769 - Okay, go play the harp. - Michael, I can't. 352 00:19:22,969 --> 00:19:29,849 D-didn't you hear what I said to Zero, man? Look. The power's inside you. 353 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:31,775 Nobody can give it to you; 354 00:19:31,975 --> 00:19:35,527 nobody can take it away. Now go play the harp. 355 00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:39,799 Okay, Mike. 356 00:21:32,154 --> 00:21:35,432 I declare the defendant... 357 00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:38,066 not guilty! 358 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:40,472 Yay! 359 00:21:46,144 --> 00:21:49,493 Ahh! 360 00:21:50,449 --> 00:21:53,055 Yay! 361 00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:57,304 Do you know "Melancholy Baby"? 362 00:21:57,504 --> 00:21:59,621 Is all about the show. 363 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,919 Hober reeber sabasoben Hobaseeba snick 364 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,018 Seeberraber hobosoben What did you expect? 365 00:22:10,218 --> 00:22:12,800 No time (no time, no time at all) 366 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,207 No time for you (no time, no time at all) 367 00:22:16,407 --> 00:22:17,887 I got no time, baby (ahh-ahh) 368 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:22,294 Got lots of better things to do (no time, no time at all) 369 00:22:22,439 --> 00:22:25,597 Runnin' from the risin' heat to find a place to hide 370 00:22:25,797 --> 00:22:29,140 The grass is always greener growin' on the other side 371 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,812 No time (no time, no time at all) 372 00:22:32,012 --> 00:22:34,682 Got no time for you (no time, no time at all) 373 00:22:34,882 --> 00:22:36,858 I got no time, baby (ahh-ahh) 374 00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:40,943 Got lots of better things to do (No time, no time at all) 375 00:22:47,982 --> 00:22:50,635 No time (no time, no time at all) 376 00:22:50,835 --> 00:22:54,131 No time for you (no time, no time at all) 377 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,391 I got no time, baby (ahh-ahh) 378 00:22:56,591 --> 00:23:00,639 Got lots of better things to do (no time, no time at all) 379 00:23:07,113 --> 00:23:09,632 No time (no time, no time at all) 380 00:23:09,832 --> 00:23:13,409 No time for you (no time, no time at all) 381 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:14,991 I got no time, baby (ahh-ahh) 382 00:23:15,191 --> 00:23:19,554 Got lots of better things to do (no time, no time at all) 383 00:23:20,109 --> 00:23:22,664 Try to tell the world somehow of how I feel 384 00:23:22,864 --> 00:23:26,073 Tell me what you said again, I can't believe it's real 385 00:23:26,273 --> 00:23:27,852 No time for you (no time, no time at all) 386 00:23:28,052 --> 00:23:32,163 I got no time for you (no time, no time at all) 387 00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:38,812 Got lots of better things to do (no time, no time at all) 388 00:23:39,012 --> 00:23:41,967 Andy, you're a dandy, you don't seem to make no sense 389 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:45,178 Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self-defence 390 00:23:45,378 --> 00:23:47,355 No time for you (no time, no time at all) 391 00:23:47,555 --> 00:23:51,466 I got no time for you (no time, no time at all) 392 00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:57,894 Got lots of better things to do (no time, no time at all) 393 00:23:58,094 --> 00:24:00,758 Wow, I got no time I got no time 394 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:04,292 I got no time for you (no time, no time at all) 395 00:24:14,389 --> 00:24:19,365 In this generation In this lovin' time 396 00:24:20,806 --> 00:24:26,154 In this generation We will make the world shine 397 00:24:27,752 --> 00:24:33,888 We were born to love one another This is somethin', we all need 398 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:40,304 We were born to love one another We must be what we're goin' to be 399 00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:44,413 And what we have to be, is free 400 00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:48,553 Love is understandin' We gotta be free 401 00:24:50,693 --> 00:24:53,541 Love is understandin' We gotta be free 402 00:24:55,249 --> 00:24:57,506 In this generation 403 00:24:58,473 --> 00:25:00,650 Love is understandin' 33469

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