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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,734 --> 00:00:08,430 I still don't think he was fair to fire us. 2 00:00:08,630 --> 00:00:10,629 Well, you know, Pete, we weren't exactly a smash. 3 00:00:10,829 --> 00:00:13,119 Yes, we were. Only one person left before we were done. 4 00:00:13,319 --> 00:00:14,678 That was half the audience. 5 00:00:14,878 --> 00:00:16,356 I still think he should have given us some notice. 6 00:00:16,556 --> 00:00:19,573 He did. He said, "Get out in ten minutes, or I'll beat you up." 7 00:00:19,773 --> 00:00:23,405 Sure, it's a good job, Harry, but where are 8 00:00:23,605 --> 00:00:26,021 we gonna find the guys that can handle it? 9 00:00:26,221 --> 00:00:27,718 How 'bout the guys down on the pier? 10 00:00:27,918 --> 00:00:30,613 Nah. Nah. We gotta have guys who are strong. 11 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:35,485 Yah, ah. 12 00:00:35,685 --> 00:00:37,350 Boy, you sure are strong, Micky. 13 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:39,118 But strength ain't enough. 14 00:00:39,318 --> 00:00:43,525 No, they gotta be able to use their hands. 15 00:00:43,725 --> 00:00:45,812 Boy, you sure know how to use your hands, Davy. 16 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:48,766 They gotta have knowledge of the Seven Seas. 17 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:53,645 Uh, Atlantic, Pacific, uh, Arctic, Antarctic, Baltic, uh, Northern, 18 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:58,390 Mediterranean, Indian, uh, Lake Havasu, and, uh, the Mississippi. 19 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,661 Boy, Pete, you sure know how to use your mouth. 20 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:05,381 Where are we gonna find hard drinking guys like that? 21 00:01:05,581 --> 00:01:07,526 Ah! 22 00:01:07,726 --> 00:01:10,102 How 'bout these kids here? 23 00:01:10,302 --> 00:01:14,244 Uh, they don't look like no sailors to me. 24 00:01:14,444 --> 00:01:16,951 Ship ahoy, captain. Get a reading off that starboard bow. 25 00:01:17,151 --> 00:01:18,750 Out the way. 26 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:20,062 Reading up-what are you doing? 27 00:01:20,262 --> 00:01:21,014 Shooting the sun. 28 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,207 Yeah! That's good enough for me. 29 00:01:23,407 --> 00:01:24,409 Well, that's terrific. 30 00:01:24,609 --> 00:01:27,046 Hey, I guess I was wrong. What's your price? 31 00:01:27,246 --> 00:01:29,255 Well, uh, experienced sailors like us, 32 00:01:29,455 --> 00:01:30,886 we never work for less than a hundred dollars a day. 33 00:01:31,086 --> 00:01:32,798 - Fifteen. - Sold. 34 00:01:32,998 --> 00:01:35,350 Okay. Six in the morning, pier three. 35 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:36,951 Three o'clock, pier six. 36 00:01:37,151 --> 00:01:41,774 To the fastest talking, clever, shrewdest sailors on the high seas. 37 00:01:41,974 --> 00:01:45,479 I got 'em, captain. Just what you asked for: 38 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:50,750 the dumbest, dullest suckers in the world. Ha ha ha ha! 39 00:01:52,475 --> 00:01:57,346 Here we come Walkin' down the street 40 00:01:57,546 --> 00:02:03,139 We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet 41 00:02:03,339 --> 00:02:08,574 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around 42 00:02:08,774 --> 00:02:14,594 But we're too busy singing To put anybody down 43 00:02:14,994 --> 00:02:20,327 We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play 44 00:02:20,427 --> 00:02:26,217 We're the young generation And we've got something to say 45 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:31,940 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found 46 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:34,514 So you better get ready, 47 00:02:34,714 --> 00:02:38,740 We may be comin' to your town 48 00:02:51,302 --> 00:02:53,958 Request permission to go aboard, sir. We know what we're doing. 49 00:02:54,158 --> 00:02:54,878 Reading the handbook. 50 00:02:55,078 --> 00:02:56,366 You're already on board. 51 00:02:56,566 --> 00:02:58,382 Well, request permission to stay on board, sir. 52 00:02:58,582 --> 00:03:01,462 Of course, you can stay on board. You got no choice. 53 00:03:01,662 --> 00:03:03,799 Are you sure you guys was ever in the navy? 54 00:03:03,999 --> 00:03:06,391 Peter, right here, sunk seven Japanese destroyers in one year. 55 00:03:06,591 --> 00:03:07,350 When was that? 56 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,206 - Last year. - Stupid question. 57 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,550 Alright, then get to work. You man the spinnaker. 58 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,847 You go abaft and handle the gaff rig. 59 00:03:15,047 --> 00:03:19,222 You check the boomvang, and you go down and fix the starboard ???. 60 00:03:19,422 --> 00:03:21,342 Right. I'll gaffer the seeber. 61 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:23,270 Fix the garbird stripe, uh... ??? 62 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:27,959 The boom vang. The boom vang is a large type of... 63 00:03:28,159 --> 00:03:31,399 What's going on here? You guys loafing on the job? 64 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:33,724 - Uh huh. Wait, no. - No, no. 65 00:03:33,924 --> 00:03:37,510 Well, get over there and hoist the mainsail. Go on! 66 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,944 - Right. - I understand now. 67 00:03:39,144 --> 00:03:40,085 - Aye-aye, sir. - Sail. 68 00:03:40,285 --> 00:03:42,069 Hoist the mainsail, Mike. Hoist the mainsail. 69 00:03:42,269 --> 00:03:42,961 Aye-aye. 70 00:03:43,161 --> 00:03:45,229 Hoist the main-I wonder which one's the mainsail. 71 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,860 - Hm, that one. - Oh, yeah. 72 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,335 I wonder which rope you pull to raise the mainsail. 73 00:03:49,535 --> 00:03:51,142 - Hey, Mike? - I wonder. 74 00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:55,375 Yeah? Okay, it says here, "Boat mainsail, 75 00:03:55,575 --> 00:03:57,502 put the left hand over the right hand on the rope. 76 00:03:57,702 --> 00:03:59,079 Put the left hand below the right hand..." 77 00:03:59,279 --> 00:03:59,694 Right hand, pull. 78 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:01,853 "- ...in a nice slow, gradual mo-" I got it. Right.- 79 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:03,204 Oh, that's great. 80 00:04:03,404 --> 00:04:05,419 Yo ho, yee ho. 81 00:04:05,619 --> 00:04:06,944 Hey! 82 00:04:07,262 --> 00:04:09,751 Mainsail secured, sir. Tied down. 83 00:04:10,176 --> 00:04:11,903 Unfurl the sail! 84 00:04:12,622 --> 00:04:14,230 Yo ho, yee ho. 85 00:04:18,599 --> 00:04:22,926 I'm gonna tr-let's try one of these seasick pills. I'm gonna try one. 86 00:04:23,126 --> 00:04:23,807 Boy. 87 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:26,837 - Hey, it works. The seasick pills- - Have one. Have one. 88 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:29,989 Take one Mike. Go ahead. 89 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:33,759 He's sick. Oh. 90 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:35,919 That didn't seem to work too well for you, Mike. 91 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,573 Better go below. Mike, go below. Go. 92 00:04:37,773 --> 00:04:39,111 - Yeah, Mike. - Lie down, man. 93 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:40,860 Call if you want something, you know. 94 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:44,101 Heave ho. Heave ho. 95 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,678 Captain coming on deck. 96 00:04:46,991 --> 00:04:53,573 All hands in formation. Line up. Attention! 97 00:04:53,973 --> 00:04:56,189 Hooker, read the roster. 98 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:57,942 Aye-aye, sir. Reynolds? 99 00:04:58,142 --> 00:05:00,477 Here! 100 00:05:00,677 --> 00:05:01,279 Dolenz? 101 00:05:01,479 --> 00:05:02,696 Here, sir. 102 00:05:02,896 --> 00:05:03,647 Tork? 103 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:05,561 - Uh, hello. - Good evening... 104 00:05:05,761 --> 00:05:06,242 Shut up! 105 00:05:06,442 --> 00:05:07,426 But you said we could talk! 106 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:11,009 Shut up! Tork? 107 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,929 Here, sir. 108 00:05:14,129 --> 00:05:16,345 What's that man doing up there? 109 00:05:16,545 --> 00:05:18,665 Uh, he's inspecting the mainsail, sir. 110 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,098 What do you think you are, a flaming seagull? 111 00:05:21,298 --> 00:05:23,257 Now, get down here immediately. 112 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,690 I can't. 113 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:27,116 That's an order. 114 00:05:33,961 --> 00:05:37,161 Peter! Ah! Oh! Peter. Oh! 115 00:05:37,361 --> 00:05:38,777 Easy. Easy. Are you okay? 116 00:05:38,977 --> 00:05:39,561 Oh! Are you okay? 117 00:05:39,761 --> 00:05:41,457 Yeah. Same as ever. 118 00:05:41,657 --> 00:05:42,466 Oh, that's too bad. 119 00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:43,985 Who are these fools? 120 00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:45,609 The, uh, new shipmates, sir. 121 00:05:45,809 --> 00:05:47,241 Where did you get that long hair? 122 00:05:47,441 --> 00:05:49,345 Well, there's this little store on Sunset Strip. 123 00:05:49,545 --> 00:05:51,710 - Cut it off. - Oh, no, we can't. 124 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,409 No, we can't cut it. We'd lose our strength. 125 00:05:53,609 --> 00:05:58,369 Disobeying the captain, eh? Alright, keelhaul 126 00:05:58,769 --> 00:06:01,609 'em, and give them ten lashes for insubordination, 127 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:04,049 and give them ten strokes more if they laugh. 128 00:06:04,249 --> 00:06:07,487 Aye-aye, sir. You, you, and you, follow me. ??? 129 00:06:07,687 --> 00:06:11,441 Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! 130 00:06:11,641 --> 00:06:14,681 You're gonna be keelhauled and lashed within an inch of your life. 131 00:06:14,881 --> 00:06:17,633 You can't do that. It's against naval law. 132 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:21,074 And who are you to tell me about naval law? 133 00:06:21,274 --> 00:06:23,786 His name is Jones, sir. Davy Jones. 134 00:06:23,986 --> 00:06:26,929 Davy Jones? As in, Davy Jones's Locker? 135 00:06:27,129 --> 00:06:28,937 Yeah. Right. It's his great-great-grandfather, 136 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:31,017 and when he's twenty-five, he inherits the locker. 137 00:06:31,217 --> 00:06:33,650 A Davy Jones on my ship. 138 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,050 Oh, what a tremendous stroke of luck! 139 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,930 Yeah. You're right. That is very lucky. 140 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:39,962 I don't feel so lucky. 141 00:06:40,162 --> 00:06:42,241 What do you wanna do with 'em, sir? 142 00:06:42,441 --> 00:06:43,705 Make 'em swab the deck. 143 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:44,907 - Swab? - Swab the deck? 144 00:06:45,107 --> 00:06:46,329 Ew! 145 00:06:46,529 --> 00:06:46,898 Jones too? 146 00:06:47,098 --> 00:06:53,226 Oh, no. He's going to be my cabin boy. Take him to the galley. 147 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:55,625 Oh, please. Not the galley. Oh, the galley. 148 00:06:55,825 --> 00:06:57,177 No, please. Don't hang me. Don't hang me. 149 00:06:57,377 --> 00:06:59,600 No, no, no. Not the gallows, the galley. 150 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,224 Oh. You had me worried for a minute there. Heh heh. 151 00:07:06,441 --> 00:07:07,361 Captain? 152 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,410 I'm Captain Ahab, and I sailed the Seven Seas all my life 153 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:13,082 looking for the great white whale, Moby Dick. Have you seen him? 154 00:07:13,282 --> 00:07:13,786 No. 155 00:07:13,986 --> 00:07:16,845 Well, if you do, tell him I'm in my cabin. 156 00:07:22,153 --> 00:07:23,042 Captain? 157 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:27,568 I'm Captain Arab, I've sailed the Seven Seas all-oh, it's just you. 158 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:37,529 Come here, wench. Oh, I like 'em with spirit. 159 00:07:37,729 --> 00:07:41,106 Ooh! 160 00:07:41,306 --> 00:07:44,911 Well. There's reasonable limits to everything. 161 00:07:48,953 --> 00:07:53,119 Captain Hornblower, man. Groovy, Sock it to me. Yeah. 162 00:07:58,401 --> 00:08:00,128 - Captain? - Come in. 163 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:09,905 I brought your food, sir. 164 00:08:10,105 --> 00:08:13,018 Food? I'm too busy to eat now. Take it away. 165 00:08:13,218 --> 00:08:14,080 Yes, sir. 166 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,698 And close the door after you. Can't you see I'm in conference? 167 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,278 Yes, sir. 168 00:08:22,807 --> 00:08:24,847 Heh. 169 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,873 In conference? 170 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,049 Horace, have you thought any more about the plan? 171 00:08:29,249 --> 00:08:32,145 Yes, and it's even better now, rawk, now. 172 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:37,121 Good. I'll show them they can't throw me out like an old shoe. 173 00:08:37,321 --> 00:08:39,354 Rawk! Forget about that. Think about the gold. 174 00:08:39,554 --> 00:08:42,881 That's right. What'll I care about them when we've got 175 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:47,307 over a million dollars apiece? Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 176 00:08:47,507 --> 00:08:49,033 Rawk! Ho ho ho ho! 177 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:50,801 He's crackers. 178 00:08:51,001 --> 00:08:55,641 ? Walking down the lonely street ? ? I need someone to meet ? 179 00:08:55,841 --> 00:09:00,833 ? I run across sweet looking you ? ? Do you know what you do? 180 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:05,786 ? You tear the top right off my head ? ? You blow my mind ? 181 00:09:05,986 --> 00:09:08,486 ? I'm going blind ? 182 00:09:13,089 --> 00:09:13,857 Hey, they're both crackers! 183 00:09:14,057 --> 00:09:14,634 What do you mean, crackers? 184 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:16,034 - Crazy. They're crazy. - Who? Who's crazy? 185 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:17,433 - The captain. - Ah, come on. 186 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:19,354 Honestly. He was asking advice from his parrot. 187 00:09:19,554 --> 00:09:20,354 Was the parrot charging him? 188 00:09:20,554 --> 00:09:20,986 No, no. 189 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,546 Well, then the parrot's crackers then. Crazy. 190 00:09:22,746 --> 00:09:25,899 Listen. I think they're both crackers. Crazy. The-they have this mad scheme, 191 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,002 and-and they seem to think it' gonna make them both rich. 192 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:28,946 How are they gonna do that? 193 00:09:29,146 --> 00:09:30,609 Well, I don't know, but I know how we can find out. 194 00:09:30,809 --> 00:09:31,529 How? 195 00:09:31,729 --> 00:09:35,265 Listen. Tonight, we're gonna sneak into his cabin, 196 00:09:35,465 --> 00:09:37,689 and Micky, you are gonna imitate the parrot. 197 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:38,369 Right. 198 00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:40,673 And then you can talk to him and find out what the plan is. 199 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,169 Right. Why me? 200 00:09:42,369 --> 00:09:45,348 'Cause you're the only one that can imitate a parrot. 201 00:09:51,538 --> 00:09:53,442 - Shh. - Ah! 202 00:09:53,642 --> 00:09:54,963 He's asleep. Let's take care of the parrot. 203 00:09:55,163 --> 00:09:57,270 - Shh. - Ah! 204 00:10:03,939 --> 00:10:09,559 Ah, captain. Rawk. Ah, captain? Rawk. What are you doing? ??? 205 00:10:15,723 --> 00:10:19,204 Rawk, captain? Rawk, captain? 206 00:10:19,404 --> 00:10:21,339 What is it, Horace? 207 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:26,699 Rawk, I've been thinking about our plan, rawk, plan. I don't think we should do it. 208 00:10:26,899 --> 00:10:28,123 Why not? 209 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,936 Risky. Too risky. Rawk! I don't want to 210 00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:34,219 spend the rest of my life in jail, rawk, jail. 211 00:10:34,419 --> 00:10:36,371 But think of the money, Horace. 212 00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:39,253 Rawk, money? What do I want money for? 213 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:42,347 To throw away on some flashy macaw? Rawk! 214 00:10:42,547 --> 00:10:44,715 Oh, now, look, Horace. 215 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:45,691 Get under the table. 216 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:51,181 It's not only that. It's a matter of principle. 217 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:53,054 Principle. What principle? 218 00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:59,348 Principle, Horace! Principle! I was captain of the 219 00:10:59,548 --> 00:11:03,307 Queen Anne for thirty years before they threw me out. 220 00:11:03,507 --> 00:11:08,059 Oh, Horace. If I had those swine here now, 221 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:11,835 I'd slash 'em, and I'd slice 'em, 222 00:11:12,035 --> 00:11:16,499 and I'd rip them. What have you got to say about that, Horace? 223 00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:20,076 Rawk! I'd say they better call before they come. Ah! 224 00:11:20,276 --> 00:11:24,016 You're darn right, they'd better. 225 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:28,008 Well, Horace, we've got a big day tomorrow. Let's get some sleep. 226 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,712 Right, sleep, rawk, sleep. 227 00:11:30,912 --> 00:11:32,847 - You see this is a fantasy. - A fantasy? 228 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:34,159 He's not really going to rob the Queen Anne. 229 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:34,999 He's not? 230 00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:37,455 It's a fantasy, developed in his subconscious mind to compensate for the 231 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,871 frustrations that he en-that he endured as a child, and his-over the hostilities. 232 00:11:40,071 --> 00:11:41,951 Oh. I understand. 233 00:11:42,151 --> 00:11:43,649 Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it now. Yeah. 234 00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:47,424 Attention! Captain coming on deck. 235 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,567 Hoist the Jolly Roger! 236 00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:53,963 - The Rolly Joger. - Draw your sabers. 237 00:11:54,163 --> 00:11:54,887 Sabers. 238 00:11:55,087 --> 00:11:59,543 Unwrap the cannon. Ha ha, ha ha ha! 239 00:11:59,743 --> 00:12:00,942 They're going to signal the ship. 240 00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:04,460 Robbery on the high seas. 241 00:12:06,095 --> 00:12:08,975 You see, this is all a fantasy. We're not really on the ship. 242 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:11,639 It's a fantasy concocted by our subconscious 243 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,415 mind to compensate for the hostilities that... 244 00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:16,047 That the captain is gonna rob the Queen Anne. 245 00:12:16,247 --> 00:12:18,082 Right. 246 00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:25,384 Men, in a few hours, we board the Queen Anne 247 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:29,664 and take all the golden bullion from her stores. 248 00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:33,535 This mission calls for bravery and valor. 249 00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:37,623 So, if there's any man here feels he can't participate because 250 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,584 he's afraid, let him take one step forward now. 251 00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:43,487 Me, me. Right here, baby. 252 00:12:43,687 --> 00:12:44,855 Th-th-that's us. That's us. 253 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:45,744 Well, we'd be glad to drop you off. 254 00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:46,711 At the next port? 255 00:12:46,911 --> 00:12:48,143 No, right here. 256 00:12:48,343 --> 00:12:49,423 Oh, I'm not afraid. 257 00:12:49,623 --> 00:12:52,247 No. I'm ready. I'm ready. 258 00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:56,120 Here's your swords and your pistols. 259 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,967 Oh. And the lyrics of some of the better known pirate songs. 260 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,784 I just hope you men are tough enough for this job. 261 00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:07,360 Tough? Ha ha ha! Peter's so tough, his nails get rusty. 262 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,896 Heh heh heh heh. He's so tough, he loves the sight of blood, 263 00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:14,912 that he pours ketchup on-on everything he eats, even cornflakes. 264 00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:17,088 Now get over there and drill with the rest of the crew. 265 00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:19,005 - Right. - Aye-aye, sir-oh. 266 00:13:19,205 --> 00:13:21,296 - Right. - Right. 267 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,992 Hurry up! 268 00:13:23,192 --> 00:13:24,255 Well, we gotta stop him somehow. 269 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,631 Oh, yeah? How? 270 00:13:25,831 --> 00:13:28,536 Well, what does any respectable crew do when the captain's crazy? 271 00:13:28,736 --> 00:13:29,759 What did they do with Captain Queeg? 272 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:30,840 Steal his strawberries. 273 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,565 - No, they mutinied. - Mutinied. 274 00:13:32,765 --> 00:13:33,699 Mutinied. 275 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,005 Peter, go incite the crew to mutiny. 276 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,444 - Incite. - Mutiny. Incite. 277 00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:37,835 - Out of sight. - In sight. 278 00:13:38,035 --> 00:13:39,327 - Sock it to 'em. - Sight. 279 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,672 Mutiny! Mutiny! 280 00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:44,733 [mumbling] 281 00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:48,013 - Mutiny. - But we can't do that. 282 00:13:48,213 --> 00:13:48,959 - Why? - I don't know why. 283 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,528 How about if Clark Gable and 284 00:13:50,728 --> 00:13:51,920 Marlon Brando can do it, we can do it? 285 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,207 - Okay. - Oh, great. 286 00:13:53,407 --> 00:13:54,495 - They do it all the time. - Yeah. 287 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:56,558 - Let's go do it. - We can do it. Mutiny! 288 00:14:11,675 --> 00:14:12,786 I incited the men. 289 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:13,732 Boy, are they mad! 290 00:14:13,932 --> 00:14:17,042 When I incite, I incite. 291 00:14:17,242 --> 00:14:23,450 Men. Hold it. True, we are sailors, but first, we are men. 292 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:24,715 Yeah! 293 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:27,813 And men were not meant to take abuse. 294 00:14:28,013 --> 00:14:29,002 Yeah! 295 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:34,525 I'm glad to see all you men are behind me. Captain, come on deck. 296 00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:41,690 Captain, I'd like to inform you that we're taking over your ship. 297 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,475 You're what? 298 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:47,387 Now, if you cooperate, I guarantee you safety for you and your parrot. 299 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,282 Nobody mutinies on my ship. 300 00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:51,914 What about those guys in forty-nine? 301 00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:54,170 Ah, shut up, Horace. 302 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,381 I'm sorry, captain, but I must ask you for your sword. 303 00:14:57,581 --> 00:14:58,807 Never. 304 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:03,643 Never? Ha! Seize him! Men! Men? 305 00:15:03,843 --> 00:15:05,898 Peter, I thought you, 306 00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:07,898 uh, incited the men. What did you say? 307 00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:09,922 Mahaplmmahamuhuhmuh. 308 00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:11,841 Hamahamuhamuh. 309 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,696 Is he the only one responsible for this mutiny? 310 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,511 - Mutiny? - Mutiny? What mutiny? 311 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:19,473 Did you hear a mutiny? 312 00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:20,410 Never heard anything about mutiny. 313 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:26,234 This man is leading a mutiny aboard my boat, and I want to know who's helping him. 314 00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:28,834 Uh, will it be easier on him, if you, if you find the others? 315 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:31,746 No. He'll die just the same. 316 00:15:31,946 --> 00:15:35,146 - We told you not to try it. - We said single handed mutinies never work, stranger. 317 00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:38,018 Stranger? I thought you came aboard with him. 318 00:15:38,218 --> 00:15:40,698 Him? Nah, we never seen him before. 319 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,202 We wouldn't hang around with long haired weirdos like that, would we? 320 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,732 - Dirty Commie. - Yeah! 321 00:15:44,932 --> 00:15:48,530 These are the ones, captain. They're all in it together, sir. 322 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,682 I thought so. Get the planks. 323 00:15:51,882 --> 00:15:55,218 Bravo, captain. Drown the long haired weirdos. Weirdos. 324 00:15:55,418 --> 00:16:00,163 Men, you've been found guilty of insubordination to a commanding officer, 325 00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:04,745 conspiring to mutiny, and, what is even worse, impersonating a parrot. 326 00:16:04,945 --> 00:16:07,689 Now, have you got anything to say before we execute sentence on you? 327 00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:10,723 Yes, I do. I'm innocent. I never impersonated a parrot in my life. 328 00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:12,971 I can't even do a good cow. Moo. 329 00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:13,698 See? 330 00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,162 Have you got anything else to say? 331 00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:16,538 Good dog? Meow, meow. 332 00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:17,609 Chicken? 333 00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:18,402 Meow, meow. 334 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,642 Bwack bwack bwack. 335 00:16:19,842 --> 00:16:21,397 Cow? Cow? 336 00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:23,929 Enough of this stalling. 337 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:29,279 At the count of three, we dunk them. One, two, three! 338 00:16:29,479 --> 00:16:32,164 Okay, we'll go to our watery grave, but then you'll never find out the secret. 339 00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:33,250 What secret? 340 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,601 Oh, no, never mind. That's okay. We'll go to our watery grave- 341 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:37,827 But the secret! What's the secret? 342 00:16:38,027 --> 00:16:39,066 But you'll never know the secret. 343 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,947 - Never! - Come back here! 344 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,395 - Bye, we're dying, everybody. - What's the secret? 345 00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:44,036 Hey, guys. Hey, fellas. 346 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,999 - What? - What is the secret? 347 00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:51,202 A-ha! A clever ruse, but I've got a cleverer ruser. 348 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:54,162 Men, this time we really do dunk them. 349 00:16:54,362 --> 00:17:00,923 At the count of three. One, two, three! 350 00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:01,579 Oh! 351 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:06,218 Ship ho! Queen Anne approaching off the starboard beam. 352 00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:12,931 Men, take your positions. Man the cannons! We're pirates. 353 00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:14,736 Queen Anne! Yeah! Yeah! 354 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:20,962 Two hundred yards and closing fast. A hundred yards and closing fast. 355 00:17:21,162 --> 00:17:23,906 Load the cannonball. 356 00:17:24,106 --> 00:17:26,185 Fifty yards and closing fast. 357 00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:29,050 Range, fifty yards. Aim the cannon. 358 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,235 Fire, captain. Fire the cannon! 359 00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:36,450 I'm the captain, and it's my cannon, and I'll tell him when to fire. 360 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,467 Alright, don't fire the cannon. It's your boat. 361 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,129 Light the fuse. 362 00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:42,490 - Look, cannons. - Guns. 363 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:43,164 Knives. 364 00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:44,093 Oh, we've gotta save the Queen Anne. 365 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:45,214 - Right! - Fire! 366 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:51,414 They're stealing my cannon. After them, men! Stop! 367 00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:56,037 Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings 368 00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:59,989 Of the bluebird as she sings 369 00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:05,669 The six o'clock alarm would never ring 370 00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:11,160 But it rings, and I rise 371 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,407 Wipe the sleep out of my eyes 372 00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:20,966 My shavin'razor's cold and it stings 373 00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:27,180 Cheer up, sleepy Jean 374 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,834 Oh, what can it mean 375 00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:33,488 To a daydream believer 376 00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:37,405 And a homecoming queen 377 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:42,487 You once thought of me 378 00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:46,981 As a white knight on his steed 379 00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:52,028 Now, you know how happy I can be 380 00:18:54,079 --> 00:18:58,233 Whoa, and our good times start and end 381 00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:01,484 Without dollar one to spend 382 00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:07,209 But how much, baby, do we really need 383 00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:13,741 Cheer up, sleepy Jean 384 00:19:13,941 --> 00:19:16,749 Oh, what can it mean to a 385 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:20,526 daydream believer 386 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:24,543 And a homecoming queen 387 00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:30,759 Cheer up, sleepy Jean 388 00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:33,988 Oh, what can it mean 389 00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:37,439 To a daydream believer 390 00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:41,456 And a homecoming queen 391 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,791 Cheer up, sleepy Jean 392 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:52,979 I came down here to thank you boys personally for everything that you've done. 393 00:19:53,179 --> 00:19:54,628 Ah, it wasn't anything. 394 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:58,107 No, it was quite an achievement. You saved my ship, 395 00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:01,715 its gold, and all the passengers aboard it. 396 00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:05,348 Well, kind of consider it a-a Monkee treat. 397 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:08,955 Also, tell me, who's ringing that bleeding bell all the time here? 398 00:20:09,155 --> 00:20:15,141 And for these acts of bravery, by virtue of the power vested in me, 399 00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:18,915 I declare all of you first mates of this ship. 400 00:20:19,115 --> 00:20:20,419 Aye, aye, thank you, captain. 401 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:24,091 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! There's that bell again. 402 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:24,708 Ship ahoy. 403 00:20:24,908 --> 00:20:29,074 Tell me, i-i-if, um, if we're gonna be the first mates, who's going to be the captain? 404 00:20:29,274 --> 00:20:33,152 Your captain will b the most able seaman 405 00:20:33,352 --> 00:20:36,851 it was ever my pleasure to sail with. 406 00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:39,236 Alright, you guys. Rawk, go to work, rawk, go to work. 407 00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:41,931 Raw. I want discipline on my ship. 408 00:20:42,131 --> 00:20:43,091 Polly want a bust in the mouth? 409 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,238 Rawk! Hoist the mainsail! Rawk! Hard to starboard! 410 00:20:54,597 --> 00:20:57,793 Take a letter, keep on going 411 00:20:57,993 --> 00:21:01,989 Where ever it is, she's goin', too. 412 00:21:03,704 --> 00:21:07,464 Give her my autograph and tell her 413 00:21:07,664 --> 00:21:11,877 It's been nice knowin' you. 414 00:21:12,077 --> 00:21:17,171 She's a star collector (collector of stars) 415 00:21:17,371 --> 00:21:21,672 She only sims to please young celebraties 416 00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:26,456 She's a star collector (collector of stars) 417 00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:31,151 How can I love her, when I just don't respect her? 418 00:21:31,351 --> 00:21:35,011 When everthing is goin' my way, 419 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,947 She wants to be close at hand. 420 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:43,927 She moves to some other doorway 421 00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:48,229 When things don't go the way she planned. 422 00:21:48,429 --> 00:21:54,333 She's a star collector (collector of stars) 423 00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:58,330 She only sims to please young celebraties 424 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:03,510 She's a star collector (collector of stars) 425 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:08,921 It won't take much time before I get her off my mind 426 00:22:35,247 --> 00:22:40,103 She's a star collector (collector of stars) 427 00:22:40,303 --> 00:22:44,055 She only sims to please young celebraties 428 00:22:44,255 --> 00:22:49,247 She's a star collector (collector of stars) 429 00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:54,293 It won't take much time before I get her off my mind 430 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:21,465 In this generation In this lovin' time 431 00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:28,254 In this generation We will make the world shine 432 00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:35,988 We were born to love one another This is somethin', we all need 433 00:24:36,883 --> 00:24:42,404 We were born to love one another We must be what we're goin' to be 434 00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:47,013 And what we have to be, is free 435 00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:50,953 Love is understandin' We gotta be free 436 00:24:51,353 --> 00:24:54,551 Love is understandin' We gotta be free 437 00:24:56,527 --> 00:24:59,831 We gotta be free 438 00:25:00,028 --> 00:25:02,260 We gotta be free 33893

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