All language subtitles for Ravens Home s05e21 Big Burger Small Fry.eng

[police sirens blare on TV]

What would you do
if you had spider powers?

I'd climb
to the top of the football stadiums

and watch all of
the games for free.

What about you?

Oh, I'd reengineer my webs
to never disintegrate

so I could make permanent
housing for all people in need.

Yeah. Yeah, I'd do that too.

-After watching those free games
though. -[door opens]

-Hey, Auntie Rae.
-Hey. Hey.

[chuckles]
Uh, don't you think it's time for bed?

Yeah. Good night, sleep tight.

What? [scoffs] Me? I meant you.

Why does Booker get to stay up
and I have to go to bed?

Well, because he's
older than you.

He's older but I'm more mature.

-Nuh-uh.
-Yuh-huh.

-Nuh-uh.
-Yuh-huh.

Nuh-uh. And I can't hear you.
La la la la la la la la la.

Hey, all right. You
made your point.

You are more mature than Booker,

so why don't you pat yourself on
the back on your way to bed?

Please, Auntie Rae?

I'm ten, which you
can round to 13,

which is almost 16,
which is two years away from 18.

No, no, no.
It's late and I don't have a calculator.

Get to the point.

The point is, I'm
basically an adult,

and adults can stay up
however late they want.

Please?

Okay, but I don't wanna hear
"I'm tired" in the morning, okay?

-Deal.
-Okay.

[gasps] Ooh! I love this movie!

You know, if I
had spider powers,

I would climb to the top of the
stadium and watch all the concerts for free.

Right?

Alice said she'd use her powers
to help the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd do that too.

-After I watch some concerts.
-[both mumble]

♪ Ha ha!
Let me tell you something♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out♪

-♪ But then life had other plans
♪ - Tell 'em, Mom♪

♪ It's crazy when things
Turn upside down♪

♪ But you gotta get up
And take that chance♪

-♪ A new city, I'm finding my
way♪ - It's gonna take some time♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay♪
-♪ You know I got it, right?♪

♪ It might be wild
But you know that we make it work♪

♪ We're just fam caught up
In a crazy world, come on!♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home♪
-♪ We get loud!♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪
-♪ It's our crowd!♪

♪ Might be tough
But together we make it look good♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home♪
-♪ When it's tough♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪
-♪ We got love♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather
You know we gonna shine♪

♪ There for each other
You know it's our time♪

[laughs] Yep, that's us.

-[Neil] Hey, Booker!
-[Booker shrieks]

-Did you get our text?
-Uh, clearly, I didn't.

-We need your help.
-Something terrible has happened.

-My abuelita...
-Oh, no!

-...just told me...
-Oh, good.

-...that a busload of children
-Oh, no!

...was driving past
the Blimpo's on 9th Street

and it's closing!

You really need to work on
how you tell your stories.

Yeah.

The guy who owns
Blimpo's told Neil

he could have the giant burger
from the top of the building

-if he picks it up by noon.
-Mm-hmm.

See, Neil? That's
how you tell a story.

The Blimpo's burger?
That thing's iconic.

I know!
And it'd mean a lot to me to have it.

My grandpa used to take me to
Blimpo's after my Little League games,

-but he can't anymore.
-Oh, no!

Because they're
closing the store.

-Neil, why are you guys here?
-Oh.

We need you to drive
us to pick it up.

I only have 45 minutes
for this mission

because I'm on a strict study
schedule for my AP History test.

-[Neil] Mm-hmm.
-Oh, you wanna take Janine?

-Yeah.
-That's not gonna work

because she's not running.

What? But you just paid all that
money to get her fixed up.

Yeah, I know.

I actually have a mechanic
coming by today to take a look at her.

Hmm. I guess we could walk to
Blimpo's and then roll the burger back.

-That could work. Let's go.
-Yeah.

Don't you have to wait here
for the mechanic?

Yep. Yep, I did say that.

-Looks like it's just you and
me, Ivy. -Ugh, no way.

Walking will take forever.
I will lose a good hour of studying.

[sighs] I didn't
wanna have to do this.

Is that the friendship coupon
book I made you in fourth grade?

It sure is, and I am
officially cashing in

my "Join me on a random
adventure. No questions asked," coupon.

I knew I should've put an
expiration date on those things.

I'm exhausted.

I don't know what I was thinking
staying up so late watching that movie.

Thank you.

Like I say,
"Nothing good happens after 8 :30."

When was the last time
you stayed up past 8:30?

New Year's Eve, 1996.

And trust me, nothing
good happened.

Good morning, fellow adults.
Is this fresh?

Uh, what do you
think you're doing?

Just starting my day off
with a cup of coffee

like a grown-up.

No, you are not.

I'm sorry, I'm confused.

I thought we all agreed last
night that I'm an adult.

You told her that?

No, I did not.

I told her
she could stay up past her bedtime.

And look at me, I'm fine.
I'm not even tired.

Clearly, I'm ready
to make my own decisions like an adult.

Why are you in such
a rush to grow up?

Because
adults get to do whatever they want.

They get to make
their own rules.

You guys have it easy.

[Victor laughs]

I'm sorry, what
you cackling about?

Because I remember having
the exact same conversation with you

when you were her age.

You wanted to be an adult too.

-How'd you handle it?
-I let you.

You had ice cream for breakfast,
popcorn for lunch

and a stomachache for dinner.

-What? And Mom let you do it?
-Yeah.

Parents love
watching their kids fail miserably

so long as it proves us right.

Well, I'm not gonna fail.

Oh, okay, then.

Well, since Alice is an adult,
my services are no longer needed.

I'm going to the spa.

So, what's the first thing
you're gonna do as an adult?

-I haven't figured that out yet,
Victor. -[chokes]

Oh, no. You ain't that grown.

Pop-Pop it is.

[sighs]

[upper-class accent] I've been
trying to get a reservation here for months.

Oh, what's that, Tasha?

Of course we'll get French toast
for the table, darling!

Ooh, a tea party. Can I play?

[normal voice]
It's not a tea party. It's brunch,

where we overdress, overpay and
overshare. [titters]

You know who loves brunch?

Panther-Man!

What's that, Panther-Man?

Panther-Man wants to know
if the French toast is for the table

or if he should order his own.

Sorry, Alice. Tea party's over.

Grandpa Vic, it's brunch
and we have the table until 4 :00.

Well, too bad. Alice
has laundry to do.

Pop-Pop, I'm grown
now. I don't do chores.

Uh, grown-ups do chores,
only they don't call them "chores."

They call it "life."

Unless you can't
handle being an adult?

Fine, no problem. [sighs]

I'll start the laundry and be
back before the beignets hit the table.

Panther-Man needs French toast.
[imitates gobbling]

[gobbling intensifies]

Booker,
get out of the chair before you break it.

And what are you
even doing here?

I thought you were going out
with Ivy and Neil.

Nah, I wasn't feeling it.

Figured I'd stay here and hang
with Alice, Tasha and my main man.

Panther-Man!

[cell phone rings, clicks]

Hey, Booker.
What's going on with your car?

-Did the mechanic fix it?
-No, no. Janine's still not running.

Not running? What's
wrong with her?

Oops. I must be
getting another call.

You know, it might be the
mechanic. Probably not. Gotta go.

-[Ivy struggles, pants] What'd
he say? -He's not coming.

Well, we can't carry this burger
all the way home.

-It weighs a ton.
-I know.

I thought
a Quarter Pounder would be lighter.

[Ivy scoffs]

Grandpa Vic, it's
not that big a deal.

You busted your butt
to get Janine up and running,

and now it's no big deal.

I don't understand.

-Let me try.
-You really don't have to.

-[car engine starts]
-Whoa! Wow. How'd you fix it?

I turned the key.

You know what,
I'ma remember that next time.

Thanks.

Glad I could help.

She sounds great.

Not for long.

Why would every Scoot we call
cancel on us?

[struggles] Oh, I don't know.

Maybe because we're two sweaty
kids carrying a giant hamburger.

Aah, you're right.
We should've called Scoot Eats.

Come on, Neil.
This cable car is our only option.

-Okay.
-All right.

-Lift on three, yeah?
-Yeah.

One, two and... [Neil struggles]

-What happened?
-What do you mean?

You lifted on "and."

-Oh, right. Okay. Let's try it
again. -Okay. I'll count this time.

-Okay.
-One, two, lift.

I said "lift."

Well, I thought we
were lifting on three.

-Pick up the burger, Neil.
-Okay.

-Okay, come on. You got it.
-Yeah. There you go. Get there.

-I got it. Get it up. Get it up.
Okay. -[struggles] I'm pu--.

-Okay. Careful. Okay.
-There we go. We're going.

-[cable car bell rings]
-[Neil mumbles]

Careful. Okay.

[standees chattering]

[Neil exhales]

[Ivy sighs] Finally,
we're moving.

[pants] We're almost home.

Only 44 stops to go.

[Ivy whimpers]

Hey,
can I see that coupon book I gave you?

Oh, sure.

It's laminated.

Why am I such a good gift-giver?

I don't get it.

Your car started earlier.
What could've happened to it?

I don't know. It's an old car.
You know how old stuff just stops working.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Yeah, you know, like your left
hip, your right hip,

your ability to be hip.

Stop trying to be funny
and call the mechanic.

Yep, that's what I'ma do.

I'ma call that mechanic.

I'ma call the
mechanic right... never.

Stupid fitted sheet!
I have an IQ of 162.

I can't lose to linen.

Hey, Alice. Do you wanna go play
with my action figures?

I don't have time for dolls.

What-- [scoffs] I--
I never said dolls.

I said action figures.

I have to mop the kitchen floor,

call the cable company,
wash the dishes,

and I'm still not finished
with the laundry.

-You know how to fold one of
these? -Yeah.

Just ball it up
and leave it where mom can find it.

Then she'll think
I'm incompetent.

It's not that bad.

Once you get past the shame,
it's pretty awesome.

Well,
I will not give her the satisfaction.

[struggles] I can
do what she does.

Mm-'kay. Well, when you're done
wrestling with that sheet,

can you wash my gym shorts?
I need 'em for Monday.

No, you wash your own shorts.

Normally I would, but mom
doesn't like it when I just wash one thing.

And since you already
doing laundry...

Fine.

But if you ask me
to do anything else,

I'm gonna wash your clothes

with you still in them.

Wow. You even starting to sound
like mom. [titters]

Let me show you how-- No, you
doin'-- Ball it up.

And get rid of it.

[groans] Seriously?

You proposed under
this very burger? Wow.

From now on, when I smell beef
grease, I'll think "romance."

Ivy, you have got
to hear this story.

No. Not now, Neil.
I found a study guide online,

and a couple more spots in my
brain to cram facts into.

[Neil gasps] Whoa!

That lady over there
has a Blimpo's tattoo.

-I bet we have so much to talk
about. -[cable car brakes squeak]

Hey! Hey, Neil!
You get back here.

-My butt can't hold this thing
by itself. -[cable car bell rings]

[person pants]

[Ivy sighs] Thanks.

I've heard of supersize,
but this is ridiculous.

[Ivy stamps foot]

Whoa, nobody ever
laughs at my jokes.

Why not? They're hilarious.

-I'm Ivy.
-I'm Rose.

What is with the burger?

[smacks lips, inhales]
My friend dragged me out to go get it.

I should be studying.

I have a really important AP
test on Monday.

But you waited until the last
minute, and now you're cramming?

No, I started
almost a month ago.

-But you struggle with the
subject? -No.

I love history.

And science. And math.

I'm what is affectionally known
as "a big, old nerd."

You remind me of
me in high school.

I worried about every test,
every grade, and then I got to college.

-And you had fun like all the
time? -No.

I worried about every
test, every grade,

and then I graduated
and got an awesome job.

Oh, now you don't have to worry
about tests and grades.

Nope. Now I worry
about conceptualizing

synergistic deliverables
along backward compatible quality vectors.

What is that?

I don't know. It's
why I worry about it.

Point is, there's always
something to worry about,

which is why you gotta do fun
stuff when you can.

Okay, when you're 80,

you're gonna wanna tell the
story about this giant burger,

not acing your AP test.

But I love telling
people how I ace tests.

Just remember, grades are
important, but so is having fun.

-[cable car brakes squeak]
-This is my stop. Take care, Ivy.

Neil, Neil. I think
I just talked to myself in the future.

Cool, whatever.

I just talked to the girl
with the Blimpo's tattoo.

She's got the burger, the fries,
the shake and the lemon pie.

It's a combo-meal sleeve!

I know what I'm
getting when I'm 18.

Okay. Well, laundry's done.

Now to call the cable company.

This isn't hard. [scoffs]

Or am I just that good?

[automated voice]
Good afternoon.

We're experiencing
a larger than average call volume.

Your estimated wait
time is 30 minutes.

Thirty minutes.

I'm sorry. Forty minutes.

Forty-- Are you kidding me?

You wanna make it 50 minutes?

No, no. Forty's good.

Yeah, Rose is right.

I need to have some balance.

I have been studying for this
test for months.

When I'm not studying,
I'm thinking about it.

And when I'm not thinking about
it, I'm thinking,

-"Should I be thinking about
it?" -Yeah.

Totally, but... [struggling]

No, no, no, no. I
need to trust myself.

I am ready for that test.

There's a time for studying,
and there's a time for fun.

-And right now, it's time for
fun. -[giant burger thuds]

Right, Neil?

[squeals]

-Right now, I think it's time
for running. -Why?

Mmm. That's why.

[Ivy splutters]

-Stop!
-[cable car brakes squeal]

Okay. [pants]

Come on.

Do you mind waiting for us?
We'll be right back.

[giant burger rolling]

-On second thought, don't wait
for us. -[both pant]

Follow that burger.

-[automated voice] Thanks for
holding.-[sighs] Finally.

I'm just calling to see
if I can lower my monthly cable bill.

I'm sorry. You want
Current Customers.

This is the Previous
Customers department.

-Why would previous customers be
calling? - Great question.

I'll connect you to the
automated Frequently Asked Questions line.

- Hold, please.
-No, wait.

Your estimated wait time
is outside our business hours.

- Goodbye.
-No, no, no.

[Raven humming]

[exhales]
I had such an amazing spa treatment,

and then I took a little stroll
in the mall,

did a little shopping,

realized I spent too much money
and had to return some items.

Whoo! It was a good day!

-Stop!
-What happened? Why?

I know you're not tracking mud
all over my clean floors.

[exhales] Sorry. My bad. My bad.

Um... [sniffs] You missed a
spot.

[Alice] What happened
to my sheets?

Oh, so, you didn't do this?

I just spent all
afternoon folding them.

But you're the only kid in the
house who would actually make a blanket fort.

She's not the only one.

[both] Booker?

Remember we used to build forts
all the time in Chicago?

Mama, why we stop doing that?

Because you grew up. I thought.

Grew up?
He's been acting like a child all day.

All he wanted to do was play,
while I was working my butt off.

Do I get a thank you?

No. No.

Oh, wait, so you're overworked
and underappreciated?

Ah, congratulations!
You're an adult and a parent.

He asked me to wash his clothes,

and look what I found
in his laundry bag.

What even is this?

I could've broken
the washing machine.

What? This? This is nothing.

That's a distributor cap.

Removing this would be a good
way to keep Janine from running.

Okay.
Um, Alice, why don't you go to your room.

Are you sending me away
so the grown folks can talk?

Yes.

Sweet! I'm a kid again.

Oh, thank goodness!

[sighs] Being an adult is tough.

Now I see why old
people take naps.

Well, if you need me,
I'll be in my Booker bunker.

Stop.

Booker,
why isn't that thing on your engine?

I don't know. It
must have fallen off.

Distributor caps
don't just fall off.

All right, fine.
Okay? I took it off.

I never want to drive again.

Oh, you can't make your bed, but
you can build a fort out of sheets. Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

-[sighs] You wanna talk about
it? -Not really.

Oh, okay.

[struggles]

-I didn't mean what I said.
-[Raven groans]

Yeah, that's-- Wait,
hold on a minute.

I do want to drive
again, but I'm--

Nervous? Scared? Confused?

All of it.

I used to feel safe,
and now I don't.

I get it.

Every time you leave the house,
I get nervous.

Sometimes, I wish
I could just keep you in here with me.

Great. Let's do that.

You know, I got this fort now.

We get a couple more blankets,
I could build you--

I could build you a mommy suite.

You know we can't do that.

There's so many wonderful things
that are gonna happen to you, Booker,

but they're not gonna happen
if you stay in this fort.

But what if I'm driving
and I get stopped by the cops again?

You might.

But you'll know
how to handle it.

And you don't want anyone else
dictating your life.

Except for me. I'm your mom.
You gotta do as I say.

But if you feel this way again,

I don't want you to
sabotage your car

or build a fort in
the living room.

I need you to come
talk to me. Okay?

I love you.

I love you too, Mom.

You'll get back out there
when you're ready.

Thanks, Mom.

In the meantime,
I'm gonna need you to fold these sheets

'cause I can protect
you from a lot

but not Alice.

-But can you help me up?
-Yeah, I'm getting up.

-Here you go.
-[both groan]

-[both pant]
-It's too fast.

That's why they call it fast
-food. [laughs]

Ivy, now is not
the time for jokes.

So you admit it's a joke?

We have to catch it
before it reaches Hayes Street.

You're right.
It is all downhill from there.

And I mean that
figuratively and literally.

[cackles]

I'm sorry, Neil.
I shouldn't be cracking you up right now.

It's okay. You're not.

We're never gonna catch that
thing. I mean, who knew something loaded

with meat, cheese, pickles,
onions and Blimpo's sauce could move so fast?

Maybe we should just give up.

No. No, we're not giving up.

I have to tell this
story when I'm 80.

I'm probably gonna tell it
sooner, so I hope you're cool with that.

Hey. What are you
waiting for? Get in.

You got your car running?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not afraid to be
out in the world anymore.

I'm trying to live
more in the present.

I have the same one I had this
morning, and it's getting away.

[Ivy] Go.

Okay. Step on it!

Nuh-uh. Seat belts.

-[Ivy] Oh, right.
-[Neil] Oh, yep.

-[Booker] Yep.
-[Neil] Yep.

-Now step on it.
-[tires squeal]

-[all struggle]
-[Neil] Okay.

I thought we were keeping this
at your house.

[groans] I can't. My
mom's a vegetarian.

Bro, come on. Let's
just throw it away.

And throw away a golden memory
from our childhood?

Absolutely not.

-[door opens]
-What's that noise?

-It's slipping.
-No. Don't let go!

-Let go of what?
-[all] Oh!

[giant burger thuds]

A giant burger.

Wasn't expecting that.

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