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That's in touch,
and that's full time.
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Better luck next time, buddy.
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Three cheers
for the South London Stags.
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- Hip Hip...
- Hooray.
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- Hip Hip.
- Hooray.
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- Hip Hip.
- Hooray.
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- Good game, boys.
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- Chin up, boys.
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That was a great game.
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Yeah, it was close, so I
don't want you worrying
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about the score line.
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Those fat, straight old blokes,
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they've been playing a
lot longer than you have.
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But, as first games go, it
was really fucking great.
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You were aggressive, you
supported each other,
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and you held your own against
a much more experienced side.
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It's a great start to the
season, and you know what?
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Come on.
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I'm fucking excited.
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Shower up, and lets go
and have a few beers.
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- Think he's paying?
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- Eating for two, babe?
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- I don't want to become a
skinny bitch
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like one of this lot.
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Carbs!
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- Ladies and Gentlemen.
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I'm going to jump straight
in and say a big thank you
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to our hosts, the Rochester
boys, for the Rugby lesson,
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and most generous hospitality.
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It's much appreciated.
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I promise we'll return
the favor at our place,
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on both fronts, when the time
comes.
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Now, for man of the match,
it was an easy choice
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to set the tone for this season.
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This man put in an incredibly
tenacious
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and creative performance,
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and he might even have won
it for us at the end there,
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if he just looked inside.
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No, but really, really great
work,
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and I can see that you're going
to be
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a big asset for us this season.
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So, well done, Mark Newton.
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And my first Dick Of The Day
award goes to the only man
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I've ever known to tackle
one of his own players.
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Fuck.
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- Mr. Pink.
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I hit my head
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- He is a stag
lad, he is a stag lad,
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he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey.
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He's never lonely when we are
with him,
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and he knows how to put a pint
away, pint away, pint away,
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pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away.
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- You didn't get
any pictures today? Mark.
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- Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really
in the mood after the game,
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to be honest.
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- Shame. That ref would
have made a nice picture.
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- Oh, he was hot.
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- Shall I book
us tickets for tomorrow?
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What do you fancy seeing?
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- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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- Look, I can't. Ricky's coming
over.
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- Cumming? It's been a while,
hasn't it?
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Hasn't it healed over by
now? Isn't there cobwebs?
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- Yeah, and spiders. I bet
there's spiders in there and
all.
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- I don't know about
you,
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but I would kill my
firstborn for a mojito.
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- Firstborn what?
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- Cocktails at the
clubhouse. You'll be lucky.
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- Ugh
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- Yeah, I'll buy you a pint.
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Look, I agreed
to your little project
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to train up new players to
eventually join
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and benefit the A squad,
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not to burn through our limited
funds
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with a whole other separate
team,
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and carting them off-
- Yeah, but just recruiting
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experienced players isn't
going to put us on the map.
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- We're already on the map.
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The A's win almost all their
games.
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For years, we fought tooth and
nail to get the recognition
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and respect that we now
have as a serious club,
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not some novelty act.
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I won't go back to that.
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- And having a B team
that loses a few games
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isn't going to change anything.
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They just need a bit of time.
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It was their first game of the
season.
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Please, Barry.
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- Just be sure that you're
not letting your pride
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drag our name through the dirt.
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- Cunts. Like they own the
place.
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- Deep breaths, Pinky.
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- I'm from the As. Watch us
wave our big dicks about.
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- Trust me, I've seen a few of
them,
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and they're not all
worth writing home about.
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- They're not all cunts, you
know.
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- Oh yeah? Is that why you
dropped down to play with us?
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- See, now there we go.
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- Cheers, boys.
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- So, they won then?
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- Of course they did.
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You can smell the smugness in
the air.
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- Do they even like
each other?
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No. Not really.
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- What's the fucking point,
then?
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- It's just a different
mentality, isn't it?
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That's why they keep winning, I
guess.
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- You are such a size queen.
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- She doesn't even
care who it's attached to,
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as it needs a whole tub of lube
to fit
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into that tight little arse of
hers.
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- Honey, at least I have an
arse, okay?
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I don't even know what you
call that mound of sand
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hanging off your back.
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Now, you see that guy?
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- What, the muscle daddy?
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Saw him at the urinals earlier.
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I checked out the goods.
The homework is done.
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Now, I just have to hand in my
assignment,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I'm glad to see all those
years in English school paid up,
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I really am.
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- Watch it, mate.
- Sorry.
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- Henry, Henry.
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with me, alright?
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Jesus.
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Henry, how much have you had?
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00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:04,120
I, er...
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00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:07,986
Shall I get you some water, or
something?
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00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:12,094
- No, just leave.
Please, go. Go.
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00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:05,078
- You're Mark Newton, right?
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00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:07,356
- Yeah, that's right.
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- I've heard a lot of
good things about you.
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00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:10,946
- Who from?
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- Man of the
match today. Not bad.
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- That?
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00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,057
- No, well done. I'm Warren.
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- Are you in the A squad?
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I mean, I saw you at
the clubhouse earlier,
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but I've not seen you round
before.
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- Yeah, I've been out for
a while with an injury.
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Fucked my leg, but I'm back
and fit to play again now.
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- Clearly.
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- Do you want a drink?
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- Sure.
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- Two shots of tequila.
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You serious?
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- Puts hairs on your chest.
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- Oh, is that something I want,
is it?
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00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,136
- You tell me.
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00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:50,010
- I didn't realize you lot
spoke to us lowly mortals.
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- We make exceptions for certain
people.
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- Is that right? I'm honored.
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- As you should be.
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Yeah?
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Well, you certainly live
up to the stereotype.
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- Devilishly handsome?
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- Full of yourselves.
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- I'm hurt.
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00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:15,864
- Really? I didn't realize
you As bruised so easily.
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That must make things
a bit impractical, no?
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- Do you even get bruised in the
B team?
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Doesn't that involve
taking some hits first?
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- You're a piece of work, you
know that?
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Enjoy the rest of your night.
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Henry?
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- Fuck.
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- Everything all right?
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- You shouldn't have brought me
here.
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- Excuse me?
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- Where's my wallet?
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- Why are you in such a rush?
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Hey.
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- Bye.
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- Oh, wow.
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You really are living up to
the A-Squad-A-hole stereotype,
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aren't you?
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- I have a boyfriend.
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- Well that might have been
useful information last night,
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don't you think?
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- You never asked.
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- When was I supposed to
do that?
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00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,031
Before or after you
cornered me in a toilet
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and stuck your tongue down my
throat?
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00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,619
- He's a Stag.
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00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:09,589
- Who?
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00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,211
- John Penrose. He's in
my team-
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- Yeah, I know who he is.
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00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,214
- Yeah, well he
can't find out about this,
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00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:15,733
so don't fucking tell him
or anyone, you hear me?
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- Relax, Jesus, I won't.
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- I'm serious.
193
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,532
- Yeah, I can see that.
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00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:24,259
- Look, I don't mean to be-
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00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:26,468
- Just go, all right?
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Go on.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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You eaten?
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00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:53,900
- No, not really.
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00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,626
- You look rough.
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00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,284
- Thank you. I went out last
night.
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00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,838
- With your pretend rugby team?
204
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,530
- And how was your flight?
205
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:04,807
- Did you
bring one of them home?
206
00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:05,774
- Richard, do we really
going to do this right now?
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00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:06,671
You've literally just walked in
the door.
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00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,432
- Well, you're going
to love
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00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:10,330
what I've got to say next.
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00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,194
I've got to go away again in two
days.
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- You serious?
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- For a month.
- A month?
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00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,335
Are you joking?
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00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:18,614
- Flight's booked on
Tuesday.
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I'm sorry.
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00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,393
- Hey, where did
you end up Saturday night?
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You disappeared.
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00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:51,397
- Just home. I tried looking for
you, but-
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00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:53,847
- It's fine. I
was just a bit smashed.
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- I'll say.
That's one word for it.
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00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,231
What was his name again?
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00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,128
- What's this?
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00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,026
- You've got to hear
this.
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00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,890
- No, he doesn't,
actually.
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00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:02,856
- So this one
was stumbling about,
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00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:05,376
saying he was leaving, but
before he goes,
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00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,276
he runs into the guy that
Neil's been making out with
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00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,311
all night.
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00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,623
- Oh Henry, no.
230
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,763
- Yeah. Sloppy seconds.
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00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:23,360
- Gareth really pisses me off.
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- That's just him.
Nobody actually cares.
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00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:27,916
- I do.
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- Okay.
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00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,786
Was this guy really that bad?
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00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:40,480
- No, mate. Worse.
It was not my finest moment.
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00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:14,445
- Jog back, jog back.
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00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:36,433
- Right, excellent.
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00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:37,882
Keep it low, guys.
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00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,748
Good, smash, good.
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00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:47,064
That's it, good hit.
That's it. Well done. Good.
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00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,031
Hit! Good hit. Good hit.
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00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:53,795
Try and keep driving through all
the way.
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00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:57,592
Good, excellent. Good hit.
245
00:21:58,662 --> 00:22:00,698
Okay, it's your mother
in law. Give her a hit.
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00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,700
Good, good. That's it.
247
00:22:02,735 --> 00:22:06,911
- A squad, over
with me, far pitch, please.
248
00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:04,486
- Rich?
249
00:24:56,218 --> 00:24:57,081
- Hey.
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00:24:59,946 --> 00:25:01,983
- I can stand here and smile
at you all night, if you like.
251
00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:03,571
- Sorry, come in.
252
00:25:10,819 --> 00:25:11,993
- Wow.
253
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,307
That's really something.
254
00:25:16,342 --> 00:25:19,069
- Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old.
255
00:25:20,104 --> 00:25:22,900
- How can you afford this place?
256
00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:27,664
- Well, actually,
it's my partner Richard's.
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00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:30,045
What? You never asked either.
258
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:37,328
- You know, I think
I can see my place from here.
259
00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:41,609
All the way down there, with
the other little people.
260
00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:43,680
- Do you want a drink?
261
00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:47,615
- Actually. An attempt to redeem
myself.
262
00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,721
Sorry about Sunday.
263
00:25:51,929 --> 00:25:56,175
- Thanks. I wasn't really
expecting you to message me.
264
00:25:57,141 --> 00:26:01,387
- I felt bad
about not doing it before.
265
00:26:01,421 --> 00:26:05,391
I didn't really like how things
were left.
266
00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:09,084
- I have been thinking
about you, I suppose.
267
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:09,982
- Really?
268
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:14,849
I've barely thought about you at
all.
269
00:26:17,437 --> 00:26:20,648
So, how long have you been
together?
270
00:26:20,682 --> 00:26:22,132
- About 4 years.
271
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:25,031
- Okay. But you guys
are open?
272
00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,930
- Yeah, obviously.
273
00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:29,070
- I don't think John
would ever agree to that.
274
00:26:29,104 --> 00:26:31,382
- So, you just do
it behind his back instead?
275
00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:35,248
- Hey. That's never
happened before. I mean it.
276
00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:37,250
- Okay, all right.
No need to get defensive.
277
00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:38,148
- I'm not.
278
00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:40,944
I'm really not.
279
00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:43,049
- Okay. I'm only teasing.
280
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,679
- So, do you have rules
or something, then?
281
00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:56,684
- Actually, yeah. But
they're all Richard's ones.
282
00:26:56,718 --> 00:26:58,996
- What? No sleeping with rugby
players?
283
00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:02,310
- Surprisingly, that's
actually not one of them.
284
00:27:02,344 --> 00:27:03,829
Although that is the only reason
he thinks
285
00:27:03,863 --> 00:27:05,382
I joined the Stags.
286
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:06,935
- Well, is it?
287
00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:07,833
- No.
288
00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:12,700
- So, why did you, then?
Did you play at school?
289
00:27:12,734 --> 00:27:16,048
- I bet you were very good at
school.
290
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,877
You were, weren't you?
291
00:27:17,912 --> 00:27:19,776
Typical A team player.
292
00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:22,848
- You guys really don't like us,
do you?
293
00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:25,333
- Well you don't really help
yourselves.
294
00:27:25,367 --> 00:27:29,268
Speaking of which, I saw
you and John at training.
295
00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:31,235
- Oh. The happy couple?
296
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,306
- You tell me.
297
00:27:35,274 --> 00:27:36,931
- So, what were those rules
again?
298
00:27:36,965 --> 00:27:39,450
Of your open relationship.
299
00:27:39,485 --> 00:27:40,348
- Okay.
300
00:27:43,972 --> 00:27:46,112
So, no one we know.
301
00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:50,427
I have to tell Rich about
anyone that I sleep with.
302
00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:52,981
- and, um
303
00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:55,915
- And?
304
00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:01,196
- And no repeat visits.
305
00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:02,301
- Is that so?
306
00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:09,135
So, I'm guessing Richard knows
I'm coming round tonight?
307
00:28:10,412 --> 00:28:11,966
- Not exactly, no.
308
00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:16,453
- But he knows about Saturday
night?
309
00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:25,842
Breaking all the rules. We're
doing so well, aren't we?
310
00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:26,739
- Shut up.
311
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:29,362
- So, I guess you could say
312
00:28:29,397 --> 00:28:33,090
that we're not the perfect
couple either.
313
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,851
- Well, if I were him I'd kick
your arse
314
00:28:34,885 --> 00:28:35,955
out of this fancy place.
315
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:38,820
- It's a good thing you're
not him, then, isn't it?
316
00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:42,513
- Yeah, you wouldn't want
to get involved. I'm awful.
317
00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:43,376
- Oh yeah?
318
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,380
- Yeah, definitely not.
319
00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:49,417
- I should just stay clear.
320
00:28:49,451 --> 00:28:51,315
- Probably best.
321
00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,282
- Probably.
322
00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:30,561
- You're going to be trouble.
323
00:29:31,908 --> 00:29:33,910
- Drive through. Drive
it up.
324
00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:35,256
Keep your back straight, guys.
325
00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:38,431
- Ready, ready, ready,
go.
326
00:29:45,611 --> 00:29:47,440
- Ready, ready, ready.
327
00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:49,097
- Good,
remember, enter the tackle
328
00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:51,928
with your leading leg, so
you control the contact.
329
00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:52,791
Okay?
330
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,000
- Ready, ready, ready,
go.
331
00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,105
- That's it.
332
00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:58,520
- Good, good, good, good,
well done.
333
00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:01,351
- Ready, ready, ready,
up!
334
00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,388
- Easy, Pinky.
335
00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:06,114
- All right, China doll.
336
00:30:06,149 --> 00:30:09,462
- Ready, ready, ready,
go.
337
00:30:09,497 --> 00:30:11,292
Ready, ready, ready, go.
338
00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:12,949
- A squad.
339
00:30:20,163 --> 00:30:21,336
- I'm not going to lie, Pinky.
340
00:30:21,371 --> 00:30:23,304
Watching Gareth bitch and
moan when you took him down,
341
00:30:23,338 --> 00:30:25,893
it made me feel all kinds of
warm inside.
342
00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:27,998
- It was good, wasn't it?
343
00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,242
- Get off.
344
00:30:30,276 --> 00:30:31,588
- All right, man. Calm down.
345
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:32,934
- Hello, John.
346
00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:35,488
Warren, you're back?
347
00:30:35,523 --> 00:30:36,489
- Yeah.
348
00:30:36,524 --> 00:30:37,974
I've been given the all
clear to play again.
349
00:30:38,008 --> 00:30:39,527
- So he says, anyway.
350
00:30:39,561 --> 00:30:41,425
- Oh, John,
these are my teammates.
351
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:42,979
This is Pinky and Mark.
352
00:30:43,013 --> 00:30:47,328
- Pinky, Mark? I'm John,
this is Warren, my partner.
353
00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:50,676
- Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky.
354
00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:52,505
- Warren and I are
talking about going for some food,
355
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:53,955
you guys want to join?
356
00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:54,818
- I'd love to.
357
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,957
- Oh, I've got to head
off.
358
00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:57,614
Got work to do before bed.
359
00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,478
- Yeah, no, I should probably
head off too, actually.
360
00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:01,307
- Oh, come on, Mark.
361
00:31:01,342 --> 00:31:03,344
He was just moaning that he was
starving.
362
00:31:03,378 --> 00:31:04,966
Where were you thinking?
363
00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,141
- Somewhere local.
364
00:31:07,175 --> 00:31:08,625
- Somewhere local?
365
00:31:10,592 --> 00:31:12,353
- Yeah, sure. Let's.
366
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:14,113
Yeah
367
00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:18,393
- I know somewhere
lovely.
368
00:31:20,257 --> 00:31:22,466
- It was the way she came
down and leered at us
369
00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:24,572
as we came off the pitch.
370
00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:28,093
- No, but at least
we had supporters, though.
371
00:31:28,127 --> 00:31:29,335
- True.
372
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:31,303
- God, I miss being a
student.
373
00:31:31,337 --> 00:31:34,099
- Well, you still
drink like you are.
374
00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:35,445
Don't you want to settle down,
375
00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:37,585
and have a nice man and a dog
someday?
376
00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:40,208
- What, and end up like
this one?
377
00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:41,969
- Henry.
- Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
378
00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,212
All chained up and unhappy.
379
00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:49,700
No, no, there is still far
too much exploring to do.
380
00:31:49,735 --> 00:31:51,702
- Okay, Columbus. I think
that's enough, mate.
381
00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:52,945
- What the fuck?
382
00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,153
- It's true, man.
383
00:31:54,188 --> 00:31:56,604
Your teeth have reached a
delightful shade of Merlot.
384
00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:59,952
- Who the fuck are
you? The fucking tooth fairy?
385
00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:04,025
- Well, it's a
pleasure to meet you, Mark.
386
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,476
It'd be nice to meet Richard
sometime.
387
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:10,066
- Now, speaking of the tooth
fairy.
388
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,274
You never see him.
389
00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:13,966
But there's always money under
the pillow.
390
00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,209
- Okay, bill please?
391
00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,313
- Come on, come on.
392
00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:19,316
Look, look, he doesn't
come to any of his games.
393
00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:21,491
None of them, but it's fine,
because,
394
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,458
"We're in a long distance
relationship."
395
00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:25,184
- Henry, that's
enough. That's enough.
396
00:32:25,219 --> 00:32:26,082
- Okay.
397
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,155
He gets by with the
occasional fuck on the side
398
00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:31,604
to keep him going-
- Enough.
399
00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:32,502
Leave it.
400
00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:36,609
- Henry, never change,
man.
401
00:32:44,686 --> 00:32:47,344
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You all right?
402
00:32:47,379 --> 00:32:48,276
- Yeah.
- Stand up.
403
00:32:48,311 --> 00:32:49,553
Come on. Right.
404
00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:54,627
- all right?
405
00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,595
- God, I wanted to die.
406
00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:01,255
- Really? I thought it
was hot.
407
00:33:01,289 --> 00:33:05,742
- What is wrong with you?
What about that was hot?
408
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,330
- Henry has a lot to say
for himself, doesn't he?
409
00:33:07,364 --> 00:33:08,538
- What were you thinking,
410
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,781
inviting me out to dinner
with your fucking boyfriend?
411
00:33:10,816 --> 00:33:12,749
- It's just another Stag,
and one of Henry's friends.
412
00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:15,200
- I don't care. I don't care.
413
00:33:15,234 --> 00:33:18,030
Christ, I was bursting out of my
skin.
414
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:22,552
- I was bursting out of my
pants. I still fucking am.
415
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:24,105
- You're unbelievable.
416
00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,382
- Guys, man.
417
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,350
Are you both going to leave me
here with this human puddle?
418
00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:29,490
- Yeah, I'll order a taxi now.
419
00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:30,387
- Taxi.
420
00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:33,080
- What are you doing
this week?
421
00:33:33,114 --> 00:33:34,288
I want to take you out.
422
00:33:34,322 --> 00:33:35,806
- Guys.
423
00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:38,706
- I'm doing it. Are you fucking
serious?
424
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,087
- Taxi.
425
00:33:42,365 --> 00:33:43,607
- Is that a yes?
426
00:33:43,642 --> 00:33:46,714
- Yes, all right. Just shut up,
Okay?
427
00:33:52,685 --> 00:33:53,824
- God.
428
00:33:56,241 --> 00:33:58,691
Cried my eyes out during that.
429
00:33:58,726 --> 00:34:01,556
- You're joking. It was so
boring.
430
00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:03,903
I'm choosing the next one.
431
00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:06,251
- How could you not cry
when his mother died?
432
00:34:06,285 --> 00:34:07,355
- I don't know.
433
00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:09,702
Maybe because I'm not
tired and over-emotional?
434
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,709
- Who's that?
435
00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:18,504
- It's nothing.
436
00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:19,367
- Richard?
437
00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:20,403
- What?
438
00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:22,198
- Richard.
439
00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:24,476
- Er, No. Um-
440
00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:26,443
Look, I'm sorry, I've got to go.
441
00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:27,306
- What?
442
00:34:27,341 --> 00:34:28,376
- It's work. Something's come
up.
443
00:34:28,411 --> 00:34:30,585
I've got to go deal with it.
444
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,552
- Oh, okay.
445
00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,384
Right, Well, I guess
I'll see you at training.
446
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:38,490
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
447
00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:09,590
- You are late.
448
00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:13,766
- You are early.
449
00:35:14,974 --> 00:35:16,183
- Come on.
450
00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:29,644
- You know, I haven't been to
the fair since I was a kid.
451
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:33,579
- Yes.
452
00:35:34,477 --> 00:35:37,549
- No, I'm not going on
that.
453
00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:40,586
No, I'm not going on that.
454
00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:42,174
- Live a little. It'll be fun.
455
00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:42,864
- No.
456
00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:43,865
Hey!
457
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,660
No, wait, Warren, I...
458
00:37:45,849 --> 00:37:47,886
- Let's go back to yours.
459
00:38:01,796 --> 00:38:02,659
- Okay?
460
00:38:04,143 --> 00:38:05,006
- Yeah.
461
00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:13,429
- Are you staying over?
462
00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:16,466
- I can't. Sorry.
463
00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:19,849
- No it's fine. I understand.
464
00:38:29,824 --> 00:38:31,895
Why do you stay with him?
465
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,588
- I could ask you the same
thing.
466
00:38:34,622 --> 00:38:36,555
- Yeah, I know, I know.
467
00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:38,833
But like,
468
00:38:40,732 --> 00:38:41,974
- But like, why do you stay
together
469
00:38:42,009 --> 00:38:45,081
when you know things aren't
right?
470
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:49,016
- Is this about you and
Richard or me and John?
471
00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,123
- A bit of both, maybe?
472
00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,886
- Do we have to talk about this?
473
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,475
- No, no, of course not.
474
00:38:59,509 --> 00:39:01,649
Forget I said anything.
475
00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:09,070
- Okay. Five years ago-
- Oh god, I'm getting
476
00:39:09,105 --> 00:39:11,072
the full story aren't I?
477
00:39:11,107 --> 00:39:11,935
- Shh!
478
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,628
- Five years ago-
- Look I take it back,
479
00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:15,560
I take it back.
480
00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:16,975
I wish I'd never asked, just
spare me.
481
00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:17,907
- Listen.
482
00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,774
I was in a bit of a bad place.
483
00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:24,189
- Oh What? Croydon?
484
00:39:25,915 --> 00:39:26,778
Sorry.
485
00:39:29,712 --> 00:39:31,576
- John was good to me.
486
00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:34,958
He introduced me to the
Stags, got me back into rugby.
487
00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:37,582
- Spare me the white knight
cliche.
488
00:39:37,616 --> 00:39:39,653
- I'm sorry, Mr. "I live in my
boyfriend's
489
00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:42,690
expensive penthouse."
- Oi.
490
00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:46,660
- I'm just saying I think
it's a bit different.
491
00:39:51,112 --> 00:39:51,975
- A bit?
492
00:39:52,838 --> 00:39:56,532
- Well, maybe a few
similarities.
493
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:12,858
- Two seconds. Just
stay there. Don't move.
494
00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:14,170
Just as you are.
495
00:40:22,661 --> 00:40:25,457
- What is that?
- Just stay still.
496
00:40:35,985 --> 00:40:36,917
10 seconds.
497
00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:12,780
- Whoa.
- Don't smudge it.
498
00:41:13,919 --> 00:41:16,059
- That's amazing.
499
00:41:16,094 --> 00:41:17,544
- Thanks.
500
00:41:19,235 --> 00:41:21,789
- One for your
collection?
501
00:41:21,824 --> 00:41:23,619
- Yeah. Something like that.
502
00:41:23,653 --> 00:41:26,242
Something to remember the day
by.
503
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:46,538
- Okay, guys, right.
504
00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:48,229
Got a big game this weekend,
yeah?
505
00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:52,613
Cardiff, away, on their home
turf.
506
00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:54,235
I'm going to be putting
out the team list tomorrow,
507
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,824
so you can sort out your
travel arrangements.
508
00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:58,170
If you've got any problems with
that,
509
00:41:58,205 --> 00:42:00,172
come and talk to the captain.
510
00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:03,659
Now, I've got a good pool of
players I can choose from.
511
00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:06,040
I'm going to choose the
strongest team possible.
512
00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:08,767
- and I make no apologies to
any of you aren't on that team.
513
00:42:08,802 --> 00:42:09,941
All right?
514
00:42:09,975 --> 00:42:12,081
But if you got an issue about
it,
515
00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:13,945
you can come and speak to me,
516
00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:16,292
and if you want to chat
about improving your game,
517
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,293
you can do that as well.
518
00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:21,918
But as ever, my decision
is final. All right?
519
00:42:21,953 --> 00:42:25,232
And it goes without saying
that if you're not chosen,
520
00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:27,337
you can come along and
support your teammates,
521
00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:30,237
and I hope that many of
you will, I really do.
522
00:42:30,271 --> 00:42:31,376
Good, let's go.
523
00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:44,251
- Don't worry
about it. You'll be fine.
524
00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:49,118
- You'll be fine.
There's no one as fat as you.
525
00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:52,224
Fingers crossed for you though,
love.
526
00:43:09,932 --> 00:43:14,143
- Oh, Mark. I'll book us
a hotel room for Cardiff.
527
00:43:14,177 --> 00:43:17,215
- Yeah, yeah. What about you,
Pink?
528
00:43:17,249 --> 00:43:20,218
- I'll crash with Carlos,
if he's selected, anyway.
529
00:43:20,252 --> 00:43:21,115
Says he won't go otherwise as,
530
00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:23,186
"Cardiff is too far and too shit
to go
531
00:43:23,221 --> 00:43:25,016
just for a night out."
532
00:43:25,050 --> 00:43:27,259
- What? You're playing the
Draconians?
533
00:43:27,294 --> 00:43:28,916
- Yeah.
534
00:43:28,951 --> 00:43:32,195
- Good luck. They even
gave us a run for our money.
535
00:43:32,230 --> 00:43:33,680
- Great.
536
00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:35,095
- Stuart must be
splashing out,
537
00:43:35,129 --> 00:43:38,961
because Barry hasn't
sent us there for years.
538
00:43:46,347 --> 00:43:48,902
- Northern line:
the train now approaching
539
00:43:48,936 --> 00:43:50,351
is to...
540
00:44:34,154 --> 00:44:37,985
- You go on up ahead. I'll hang
back.
541
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,090
- Yeah, sure.
542
00:44:54,968 --> 00:44:56,452
- Boys, selection's up.
543
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:57,556
- Ooh, yes.
544
00:44:57,591 --> 00:45:00,352
- What? Give me a sec.
Okay, South London Stags.
545
00:45:00,387 --> 00:45:02,458
B team Cardiff away game.
546
00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,942
Okay, here we go.
547
00:45:03,977 --> 00:45:07,774
Pinky, Jimmy, Gareth, Vlad,
Bjorn.
548
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:08,947
- He's not been
at training in weeks.
549
00:45:08,982 --> 00:45:10,500
- He still put himself down as
available.
550
00:45:10,535 --> 00:45:14,090
- Dean, Peter H,
Frankie, me, scrum half.
551
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:16,092
Thank you very much, Stu. Tom at
10-
552
00:45:16,127 --> 00:45:17,749
- Thank God. Someone decent
to catch your shitty throws-
553
00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:19,371
- Mark and Henry in the centers.
554
00:45:19,406 --> 00:45:22,167
Carlos and Liam on the
wings, and Ian at 15.
555
00:45:22,202 --> 00:45:27,000
Subs on the bench, York, Ford
and Warren Hunt. What? Who?
556
00:45:27,932 --> 00:45:29,519
- - Jimmy] Wait, is that
right? Let me see that.
557
00:45:29,554 --> 00:45:32,143
- Oh shit, Bad luck Oli.
558
00:45:32,177 --> 00:45:35,525
- No, it's fine. Maybe
I'll still come watch.
559
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,527
- Not sure why you look
so happy.
560
00:45:37,562 --> 00:45:40,945
Stuart isn't going to leave
an A team player on the bench.
561
00:45:40,979 --> 00:45:43,016
He'll be in the starting lineup.
562
00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:44,327
- He's a prop, isn't he?
563
00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:48,849
- Oh Fuck, yeah. He is. Well,
that's one of us out then, G.
564
00:45:48,884 --> 00:45:50,023
- He just wants to
give him a run out on the pitch
565
00:45:50,057 --> 00:45:51,127
at some point.
566
00:45:51,162 --> 00:45:52,404
I'm not worried.
567
00:45:52,439 --> 00:45:53,681
- He said he was going
to field the strongest team.
568
00:45:53,716 --> 00:45:56,201
- Clearly not, because
he selected you, didn't he?
569
00:45:56,236 --> 00:45:58,238
- Fuck you.
- I bet you would.
570
00:45:58,272 --> 00:45:59,964
But even I have standards.
571
00:45:59,998 --> 00:46:02,000
- Hey, hey.
- Whoa.
572
00:46:02,035 --> 00:46:03,484
- Let's grab a drink.
573
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:04,520
- Not tonight.
574
00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:08,351
- Turning down
a drink? That's a first.
575
00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:22,400
- Are you insane? What were you
thinking?
576
00:46:22,434 --> 00:46:24,195
- Relax. Look, I just spoke
to Stuart and I told him that-
577
00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:27,301
- You spoke to Stuart?
And said what exactly?
578
00:46:27,336 --> 00:46:28,613
- I just told him I fancied an
easy game
579
00:46:28,647 --> 00:46:30,201
to get back into things after
injury,
580
00:46:30,235 --> 00:46:31,547
and also wouldn't mind a good
night out.
581
00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:34,067
- An easy game? Yeah?
582
00:46:34,101 --> 00:46:35,275
What, and you don't think
people might find that
583
00:46:35,309 --> 00:46:36,552
a little suspicious?
584
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,416
That an A team player
just decided to randomly
585
00:46:38,450 --> 00:46:41,246
come and play with us for a
game?
586
00:46:42,144 --> 00:46:43,593
What did John say?
587
00:46:45,664 --> 00:46:48,529
Have you even spoken to him?
588
00:46:48,564 --> 00:46:49,945
Christ, Warren.
589
00:46:50,911 --> 00:46:53,189
I can't believe you've fucking
done this.
590
00:46:53,224 --> 00:46:55,329
- You're over-reacting.
591
00:46:55,364 --> 00:46:56,537
It'll be fun. We'll get to play
together.
592
00:46:56,572 --> 00:46:59,609
- Did you even think to ask
if I'd be okay with this?
593
00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:00,990
No, you didn't.
594
00:47:02,198 --> 00:47:04,476
- I've booked us a hotel room.
595
00:47:06,996 --> 00:47:11,587
- A hotel room? That's
wonderful. Really, really.
596
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:15,211
That's wonderful. That's the
best one yet.
597
00:47:24,082 --> 00:47:27,016
Probably shouldn't arrive
together.
598
00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:44,689
- for the 8:18
Great Western Railway Service
599
00:47:44,723 --> 00:47:47,519
to Cardiff Central...
600
00:47:49,073 --> 00:47:52,248
- - Jimmy] Right, they're going
by car.
601
00:47:52,283 --> 00:47:53,974
Ah, hello.
602
00:47:54,009 --> 00:47:55,182
- Hola.
603
00:47:55,217 --> 00:47:56,701
- - Jimmy] One train ticket for
you sir.
604
00:47:56,735 --> 00:47:58,082
- Thanks.
605
00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:01,568
Right. Is that everyone?
606
00:48:01,602 --> 00:48:03,225
- Er, Pinky's not here
yet.
607
00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:06,573
- - Jimmy] Of course he's not.
He's got about five minutes.
608
00:48:06,607 --> 00:48:08,023
Better hurry up.
609
00:48:09,576 --> 00:48:12,579
Ah, finally.
610
00:48:12,613 --> 00:48:14,719
- Dick of the day
already, Pinky.
611
00:48:14,753 --> 00:48:16,514
- No, it was dick last night.
612
00:49:18,679 --> 00:49:20,302
- Right guys,
it's shitty weather.
613
00:49:20,336 --> 00:49:23,512
Get out there quickly, warm
up, kick off in 30 minutes.
614
00:49:23,546 --> 00:49:27,033
Vlad, get yourself strapped
up. You're jumping.
615
00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:30,553
- Fuck, I'm actually quite
nervous.
616
00:49:30,588 --> 00:49:33,418
- You'll be fine. Just think
of it like any other game.
617
00:49:33,453 --> 00:49:35,489
- Right, I want you to
start
618
00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:38,182
your pre-match mental rituals.
619
00:49:38,216 --> 00:49:42,669
Visualize those first
tackles. Those first hits.
620
00:49:42,703 --> 00:49:44,429
How are they going to feel?
621
00:49:44,464 --> 00:49:46,431
I want you to get in the right
head-space.
622
00:49:46,466 --> 00:49:48,399
Channel that aggression.
623
00:49:48,433 --> 00:49:52,782
Get rid of all that mental
baggage, and just focus.
624
00:50:02,689 --> 00:50:04,242
Okay, Pinky, you're
going to be loose-head.
625
00:50:04,277 --> 00:50:06,624
Jimmy, you're going to be
hooker. Warren, tight-head.
626
00:50:06,658 --> 00:50:07,832
Sorry G, but I need a lot of
experience
627
00:50:07,866 --> 00:50:09,213
against this team today.
628
00:50:09,247 --> 00:50:10,386
I'll bring you on for the second
half.
629
00:50:10,421 --> 00:50:13,182
In the engine room, we've
got Vlad, Bjorn, Flankers,
630
00:50:13,217 --> 00:50:15,046
we've got Pete and Dean,
and number eight, Felix.
631
00:50:15,081 --> 00:50:17,704
Neil, you're going to be
number nine, Tommy, 10,
632
00:50:17,738 --> 00:50:19,430
and then the centers,
we've got Mark, Henry.
633
00:50:19,464 --> 00:50:21,052
Mark, I want you to play
outside center today.
634
00:50:21,087 --> 00:50:21,949
Let's see how that goes.
635
00:50:21,984 --> 00:50:23,813
On the wings, we've got Liam and
Carlos.
636
00:50:23,848 --> 00:50:24,987
Fullback, we've got Yorkie.
637
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,127
Ian, I'll bring you on for
Yorkie in the second half.
638
00:50:27,162 --> 00:50:28,508
Just keep yourself warm and
ready.
639
00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:29,612
- Two minutes, gents.
640
00:50:29,647 --> 00:50:30,337
- Thank you, sir.
641
00:50:30,372 --> 00:50:31,373
- Right, captain. What you got?
642
00:50:31,407 --> 00:50:33,513
- I've got aggression,
yeah? We've got hunger.
643
00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:34,790
And I've got your backs.
644
00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:37,379
I need you to have mine
and each other's, yeah?
645
00:50:37,413 --> 00:50:39,208
Now, I didn't come all the way
to Wales
646
00:50:39,243 --> 00:50:40,347
in this shitty fucking weather
647
00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:43,626
to see us lot give anything
less than 100%, okay?
648
00:50:43,661 --> 00:50:45,766
Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes.
649
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,528
Three, two, one.
650
00:50:48,562 --> 00:50:50,495
- Stags!
651
00:52:21,966 --> 00:52:24,555
- Okay, guys, really
well done, really well done,
652
00:52:24,589 --> 00:52:25,866
but we're not there yet.
653
00:52:25,901 --> 00:52:26,833
I was going to make a few
changes,
654
00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:28,697
but I'm going to keep the lineup
as it is.
655
00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:30,699
Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork.
656
00:52:30,733 --> 00:52:32,425
Mark, brilliant try.
657
00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:34,772
Let's get back up there
and do the business.
658
00:53:38,422 --> 00:53:42,046
- Lads, lads. A little something
to toast our first victory.
659
00:54:40,484 --> 00:54:43,556
- - Jimmy] Gentlemen? Thank you.
660
00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:44,557
That was a tough game,
661
00:54:44,591 --> 00:54:45,696
and I think I'm going to be
walking funny
662
00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:47,525
for a few days after that.
663
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,735
Thank you, Cardiff, for
hosting us so generously,
664
00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:52,668
and for giving us such a
good run for our money.
665
00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:53,842
So thank you.
666
00:54:57,604 --> 00:54:59,744
- And for our man of the match
this week,
667
00:54:59,779 --> 00:55:00,918
I think it's got to go to
someone
668
00:55:00,952 --> 00:55:02,782
who really turned the game
around for us.
669
00:55:02,816 --> 00:55:04,370
The kind of performance that I
think
670
00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:06,095
we should all aspire to.
671
00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:09,961
And it's been a few years,
but I for one really enjoyed
672
00:55:09,996 --> 00:55:11,860
having him back in amongst us.
673
00:55:11,894 --> 00:55:12,861
And I know that, strictly
speaking,
674
00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:14,034
he's not one of our number,
675
00:55:14,069 --> 00:55:16,485
but I can't think of anyone more
deserving
676
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,935
than Mr. Warren Hunt.
677
00:55:25,839 --> 00:55:28,359
And a bit of housekeeping before
we go on.
678
00:55:28,394 --> 00:55:30,085
When we talk about aggression...
679
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:31,949
- Warren Hunt.
680
00:55:31,983 --> 00:55:36,471
He sounds like he's from
a long line of hunts.
681
00:55:36,505 --> 00:55:38,611
- - Jimmy] Vlad the Impaler
for starting a fight
682
00:55:38,645 --> 00:55:39,991
on our opponents.
683
00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:46,860
- He is a stag lad, he is a stag
lad,
684
00:56:17,891 --> 00:56:20,066
- Oh it's such a
beautiful sight.
685
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:20,963
- Shut up.
686
00:56:22,137 --> 00:56:24,760
- What the fuck's wrong with
you?
687
00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:29,109
- It's a joke, Jimmy giving
him fucking man of the match.
688
00:56:29,144 --> 00:56:30,835
If he loves his old teammates so
much,
689
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,112
he can fuck off back to them.
690
00:56:32,147 --> 00:56:37,048
- Come on. Like we won, okay?
Just enjoy the night, yeah?
691
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,671
We were lucky to have him,
anyway.
692
00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:41,225
- Lucky? Do you want to
fuck him or something?
693
00:56:41,259 --> 00:56:42,502
- Come off it, chica.
694
00:56:42,537 --> 00:56:43,986
- No, Pinky, I'm
serious.
695
00:56:44,021 --> 00:56:45,643
What's the point in us coming
all this way
696
00:56:45,678 --> 00:56:48,439
just to have an A team Asshole
swoop in for the glory?
697
00:56:48,474 --> 00:56:50,890
While some of us sit on the
sidelines.
698
00:56:50,924 --> 00:56:52,512
- I know, it's brilliant.
699
00:56:52,547 --> 00:56:54,238
- Henry, if you hate
your team mates so much-
700
00:56:54,272 --> 00:56:57,172
- Just the one. One.
701
00:56:58,967 --> 00:56:59,899
I like you.
702
00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:02,695
- Grow up.
703
00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:09,805
- Okay. Drink, anyone?
704
00:57:12,877 --> 00:57:13,568
- I don't think I'll be winning
705
00:57:13,602 --> 00:57:15,639
any popularity contests tonight.
706
00:57:15,673 --> 00:57:19,988
- Since when has that bothered
you? They'll get over it.
707
00:57:20,022 --> 00:57:22,611
They're just wired a bit
differently, that's all.
708
00:57:22,646 --> 00:57:27,685
- Clearly. We were over the
moon after our first win.
709
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,618
- They're not that bothered
about it,
710
00:57:29,653 --> 00:57:33,035
unlike our dear old
chairman, unfortunately.
711
00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:34,830
- You want me to speak with him?
712
00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,625
- Not going to make much
difference.
713
00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:40,595
Today will just give us
a bit longer, that's all.
714
00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:44,633
Anyway, you've got bigger
things to worry about.
715
00:58:07,173 --> 00:58:09,624
- What are you doing? Henry?
716
00:58:10,763 --> 00:58:11,902
- I miss you.
717
00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:12,799
- I see you all the time, you
idiot-
718
00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:16,147
- You're always off, now. Doing
things.
719
00:58:18,702 --> 00:58:22,982
You don't love me anymore.
- Don't be stupid.
720
00:58:23,016 --> 00:58:24,293
What is this?
721
00:58:24,328 --> 00:58:26,192
- Oh look, it's anywhere else
but here!
722
00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:30,161
- Pink, can you just hold
this for a second? Please?
723
00:58:30,196 --> 00:58:31,266
- Oh no, no, you don't.
724
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,061
- No, come on, come on.
725
00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:34,614
- I hate you.
726
00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:37,652
- Thank you. I'll be
outside.
727
01:00:00,976 --> 01:00:03,910
- You've no idea how much
I've wanted to do that today.
- 你不知道
我今天有多想这样做。
728
01:00:03,945 --> 01:00:04,842
- Yeah?
729
01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:08,639
You could do it again if you
like.
730
01:00:42,259 --> 01:00:44,951
- I really loved
playing with you today.
731
01:00:44,986 --> 01:00:47,229
I'm glad you came.
732
01:00:47,264 --> 01:00:48,127
- Me too.
733
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,030
- Oh, fuck.
734
01:02:13,488 --> 01:02:14,869
Fuck
735
01:02:27,019 --> 01:02:29,090
Morning, sleeping beauty.
736
01:02:30,229 --> 01:02:32,127
You're going to get it.
737
01:02:42,068 --> 01:02:44,001
- Oh my God, he lives.
738
01:02:44,036 --> 01:02:45,278
- Don't.
739
01:02:45,313 --> 01:02:48,903
- You have no idea the night
that we've had with this one.
740
01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:49,835
Where were you, man?
741
01:02:49,869 --> 01:02:50,870
- Fuck, guys, I'm sorry.
742
01:02:50,905 --> 01:02:52,492
I was knackered and I
guess I just sort of-
743
01:02:52,527 --> 01:02:54,218
- You must have
slept like the fucking dead,
744
01:02:54,253 --> 01:02:56,289
because we were hammering
on your door for an hour.
745
01:02:56,324 --> 01:02:58,360
- Cinderella here lost her room
card.
746
01:02:58,395 --> 01:02:59,258
- Who'd you pull?
747
01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:02,054
- What? Henry, seriously?
Come on.
748
01:03:02,088 --> 01:03:03,227
- How did you not hear us?
749
01:03:03,262 --> 01:03:05,402
He had to sleep on our floor,
after we rinsed him off,
750
01:03:05,436 --> 01:03:07,300
fully clothed in the shower.
751
01:03:07,335 --> 01:03:10,510
- Do you like vomit?
No?
752
01:03:10,545 --> 01:03:11,822
Neither do we.
753
01:03:11,857 --> 01:03:12,719
- I'm right here.
754
01:03:12,754 --> 01:03:14,583
- Oh my God, Henry. Not one more
word.
755
01:03:14,618 --> 01:03:18,518
- Wow. Ever the walking
advert for contraception.
756
01:03:18,553 --> 01:03:19,899
- Leave off, will you?
757
01:03:19,934 --> 01:03:21,349
- I don't blame you,
Mark.
758
01:03:21,383 --> 01:03:23,834
I wouldn't share a room with
that either.
759
01:03:23,869 --> 01:03:26,354
Clearly, boys, he found
somewhere better to stay.
760
01:03:26,388 --> 01:03:27,251
- He better not have.
761
01:03:27,286 --> 01:03:29,046
- Look, I'm sorry, all
right?
762
01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:31,393
I went to bed, and must have
passed out.
763
01:03:31,428 --> 01:03:32,878
And since when is it my
responsibility
764
01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:34,500
to look after him, anyway?
765
01:03:34,534 --> 01:03:36,536
He's an adult, isn't he?
766
01:03:37,537 --> 01:03:38,987
- If you say so.
767
01:04:39,599 --> 01:04:40,531
- Hello.
768
01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:42,223
- Jesus.
769
01:04:42,257 --> 01:04:43,569
You bastard, I almost died.
770
01:04:43,603 --> 01:04:46,296
- Nice to see you, too.
771
01:04:46,330 --> 01:04:47,573
- Thought you weren't
back until next week.
772
01:04:47,607 --> 01:04:48,505
- We finished early,
773
01:04:48,539 --> 01:04:50,507
so they transferred my flight.
774
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,923
Do you mind if we head out?
I'm absolutely starving.
775
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,615
- Really? Do we have to? I'm
shattered.
776
01:04:55,650 --> 01:04:58,929
- How was your football
match? Did you win?
777
01:04:58,964 --> 01:05:00,206
- I told you already.
778
01:05:00,241 --> 01:05:03,382
- Did you? Well were
you 'Man of the Moment'?
779
01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:07,351
- Look, can we just get a
takeaway or something, instead?
780
01:05:07,386 --> 01:05:10,941
- Yeah, fine. Here, chuck me
that kit.
781
01:05:10,976 --> 01:05:13,116
I'll throw it in the wash.
782
01:05:26,370 --> 01:05:27,958
Who's Warren Hunt?
783
01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:33,619
- Just a teammate. Why?
784
01:05:33,653 --> 01:05:35,379
- You've got his shirt in your
bag.
785
01:05:35,414 --> 01:05:38,555
Shall I chuck it in with the
rest?
786
01:05:38,589 --> 01:05:43,180
- Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll
give it to him at training.
787
01:07:16,618 --> 01:07:17,516
- Hey mate.
788
01:07:17,550 --> 01:07:18,758
Congratulations on the game
Saturday.
789
01:07:18,793 --> 01:07:20,346
- Yeah, it was great.
790
01:07:20,381 --> 01:07:22,866
I didn't get to play
though, but no big deal.
791
01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:24,523
- Henry.
792
01:07:24,557 --> 01:07:25,834
- That's a shame.
- Henry.
793
01:07:25,869 --> 01:07:27,733
- Mark. You off, love?
794
01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:31,806
- Yeah. Other half's over, so we
just...
795
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,809
- And you still
came to training? Good man.
796
01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:38,744
- Good man, indeed. Hope you
have a lovely evening together.
797
01:07:38,778 --> 01:07:40,435
Doing anything nice?
798
01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:42,851
- No, not really,
just a quiet night in.
799
01:07:42,886 --> 01:07:46,614
- Lovely. Enjoy your
evening.
800
01:07:46,648 --> 01:07:47,511
- Thanks.
801
01:07:51,826 --> 01:07:52,654
See you.
802
01:07:52,689 --> 01:07:53,517
- See you.
803
01:07:53,552 --> 01:07:55,588
- See you later, mate.
804
01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,778
- While I remember, have
you decided about Christmas?
805
01:08:12,812 --> 01:08:13,744
- Rich, we've talked about this.
806
01:08:13,779 --> 01:08:14,711
I've already booked flights.
807
01:08:14,745 --> 01:08:16,264
- Yeah, I know.
808
01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:17,300
I just thought it would be nice
809
01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:21,235
if we could spend some
time in the UK together.
810
01:08:21,269 --> 01:08:23,927
- You could always come with me.
811
01:08:23,961 --> 01:08:24,824
- I can't ski.
812
01:08:24,859 --> 01:08:26,619
- You're not that bad,
Rich.
813
01:08:26,654 --> 01:08:28,863
- That is not what your dad
said.
814
01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:30,416
- So that's a no, then, is it?
815
01:08:30,451 --> 01:08:32,142
- I never get to spend
any time with my family-
816
01:08:32,177 --> 01:08:34,489
- Yeah, and neither do I.
- Then it's settled.
817
01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:39,184
There's not much point
discussing it further, is there?
818
01:08:43,464 --> 01:08:44,879
- Try again.
819
01:08:47,295 --> 01:08:49,366
- Yeah loop, and loop, and loop!
820
01:08:49,401 --> 01:08:51,506
Henry!
821
01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:52,404
What's that?
822
01:08:53,336 --> 01:08:55,579
- Next line, ready?
823
01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:58,824
- Yes.
824
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:01,723
- Come on, Henry.
825
01:09:01,758 --> 01:09:03,380
- Next line.
826
01:09:04,830 --> 01:09:06,383
- Yeah.
827
01:09:17,774 --> 01:09:22,572
- Okay, guys, that's
it. Time to go in. Come on.
828
01:09:28,267 --> 01:09:29,579
- What was that?
829
01:09:30,545 --> 01:09:31,374
Hey.
830
01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:34,308
Everything all right?
831
01:09:34,342 --> 01:09:36,551
- Why wouldn't it be?
832
01:09:36,586 --> 01:09:37,449
- Well, obviously it's not.
833
01:09:37,483 --> 01:09:39,554
You've barely spoken to me all
week.
834
01:09:39,589 --> 01:09:41,763
- Well, you are an adult, Mark,
835
01:09:41,798 --> 01:09:43,489
so I'm sure you'll survive.
836
01:09:43,524 --> 01:09:46,596
- Oh, come on. Look, fine
I'm sorry, but seriously-
837
01:09:48,701 --> 01:09:50,772
Because you've been a shitty
friend for the last few months.
838
01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:52,636
I mean, you never want to hang
out.
839
01:09:52,671 --> 01:09:56,813
You don't want to do anything
outside of training, so -
840
01:09:56,847 --> 01:10:00,955
Mate, Cardiff, that was
just the tipping point.
841
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:02,957
As I was really looking forward
to finally
842
01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:04,614
spending some time together.
843
01:10:04,648 --> 01:10:07,030
- Well, I thought we did.
844
01:10:07,064 --> 01:10:08,376
That is, until you got smashed
845
01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:09,791
out of your fucking mind, as
usual.
846
01:10:09,826 --> 01:10:11,345
- Who the fuck are you? Gareth?
847
01:10:11,379 --> 01:10:12,622
- What's the problem?
- Give me a fucking break.
848
01:10:12,656 --> 01:10:14,624
- What is the problem, then?
849
01:10:14,658 --> 01:10:16,004
I didn't babysit you and rub
your back
850
01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,627
while you were throwing
up on some street corner?
851
01:10:17,661 --> 01:10:18,938
- Fuck you, Mark.
852
01:10:18,973 --> 01:10:22,252
- Look, I'm sorry I'm not the
shining example of friendship
853
01:10:22,287 --> 01:10:25,566
that you clearly expect me to
be.
854
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,534
Have you any idea what's
going on in my life?
855
01:10:28,569 --> 01:10:30,018
More to the point, have you even
asked?
856
01:10:30,053 --> 01:10:32,745
- Okay, then. Tell me, tell me.
857
01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:34,713
What kind of actual problems do
you think
858
01:10:34,747 --> 01:10:37,060
you have in your life, Mark?
859
01:10:37,094 --> 01:10:37,957
Hmm?
860
01:10:39,545 --> 01:10:41,478
- You know what, Henry?
861
01:10:42,617 --> 01:10:45,344
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
862
01:10:45,379 --> 01:10:46,828
Just forget it.
863
01:10:46,863 --> 01:10:47,898
- No problem.
864
01:11:39,364 --> 01:11:41,055
- This is driving me fucking
crazy. When's Richard leaving?
865
01:11:41,089 --> 01:11:41,952
- I don't know, Okay?
866
01:11:41,987 --> 01:11:45,404
- What do you mean, you don't
know?
867
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:46,992
- End of the week, maybe?
868
01:11:47,026 --> 01:11:47,889
I think.
869
01:11:49,857 --> 01:11:53,378
Stop it, Warren. This is fucking
insane.
870
01:11:53,412 --> 01:11:54,068
Warren.
871
01:13:03,931 --> 01:13:08,004
- That was a little
harsh. I do feel bad about it.
872
01:13:08,038 --> 01:13:10,178
- Don't be.
He's a petulant child.
873
01:13:10,213 --> 01:13:12,526
I don't know why you care.
874
01:13:16,737 --> 01:13:18,117
He'll get over it.
875
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:25,090
- Last night was really
difficult for me.
876
01:13:25,124 --> 01:13:27,920
- How do you think I feel?
Knowing you were with him.
877
01:13:27,955 --> 01:13:29,681
- You go back to John every
night.
878
01:13:29,715 --> 01:13:30,682
- It's not the same.
879
01:13:30,716 --> 01:13:31,821
- You think I
like having to hide this
880
01:13:31,855 --> 01:13:32,787
from everyone we know,
881
01:13:32,822 --> 01:13:34,168
while I watch you parade around
with him?
882
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,790
- I hate you being with him.
883
01:13:35,825 --> 01:13:39,138
- Well, now you know how
it feels.
884
01:13:41,071 --> 01:13:43,902
If you want to change
that, you know what to do.
885
01:13:43,936 --> 01:13:45,869
- Oh, because that's so
simple?
886
01:13:45,904 --> 01:13:47,630
- Well, it's
not impossible, Warren.
887
01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:49,459
- Do you have any idea the
drama that would cause?
888
01:13:49,494 --> 01:13:51,944
- Oh what, and you care
about that, do you?
889
01:13:51,979 --> 01:13:56,052
- You're so naive sometimes-
- And you're a cunt.
890
01:14:04,716 --> 01:14:05,717
- I'm sorry.
891
01:14:09,306 --> 01:14:10,618
It's just -
892
01:14:12,171 --> 01:14:14,519
- It's just a bit overwhelming.
893
01:14:23,113 --> 01:14:23,976
- Anyway.
894
01:14:26,703 --> 01:14:28,187
So, I was thinking.
895
01:14:29,810 --> 01:14:33,538
Are you still on your
own over the holidays?
896
01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:36,126
- Well.
897
01:14:37,334 --> 01:14:41,235
Me and John's family don't
exactly get on.
898
01:14:43,099 --> 01:14:44,031
- Okay.
899
01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:49,933
So, come with me, to my parent's
place.
900
01:14:53,730 --> 01:14:55,111
- Are you serious?
901
01:14:56,664 --> 01:14:58,010
- Is that a yes?
902
01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:20,136
- Yeah I know. You too.
903
01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:26,038
- Does he suspect anything?
904
01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:28,247
- Not a thing. And what's to
suspect?
905
01:15:28,282 --> 01:15:30,318
I'm going to Geneva to see my
friends.
906
01:15:30,353 --> 01:15:32,251
- So, are you ready?
907
01:15:32,286 --> 01:15:34,081
- Yeah, got my passport.
908
01:15:34,115 --> 01:15:37,222
- No, I mean to meet my parents.
909
01:15:37,256 --> 01:15:39,673
- Why? Should I be worried?
910
01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,985
I bet your mum's fierce.
911
01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:43,124
- Oh she is.
912
01:15:44,263 --> 01:15:45,299
So fierce.
913
01:15:46,403 --> 01:15:47,957
- Oh God, she is.
914
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:53,687
- Yeah. You'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
915
01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:56,034
- She is, isn't she?
916
01:15:56,068 --> 01:15:56,931
Mark.
917
01:15:58,277 --> 01:15:59,140
Mark.
918
01:16:29,446 --> 01:16:31,345
- Hello.
- Hello, Mark.
919
01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:32,242
- How you doing?
920
01:16:32,277 --> 01:16:33,830
- - Alice] How was your flight?
Come in!
921
01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:37,282
- Yeah, no, we survived, just
about.
922
01:16:37,316 --> 01:16:40,319
- And you must be Warren.
923
01:16:40,354 --> 01:16:41,976
Leonard.
- Pleasure.
924
01:16:42,011 --> 01:16:45,255
- - Alice] It's lovely to meet
you, Warren.
925
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:48,914
I'm Alice. You boys look
thirsty.
926
01:16:48,949 --> 01:16:50,744
I'll get you a drink.
927
01:16:55,818 --> 01:16:59,235
So, Mark tells me you're quite
the player.
928
01:17:00,339 --> 01:17:02,341
- He's in the A squad,
Mom.
929
01:17:02,376 --> 01:17:03,826
- - Alice] I bet.
930
01:17:04,723 --> 01:17:06,104
- - Len] Do you ski, Warren?
931
01:17:06,138 --> 01:17:08,900
- I do, yes. Well, I
have.
932
01:17:08,934 --> 01:17:10,315
I went a couple of times
when I was younger.
933
01:17:10,349 --> 01:17:12,110
- - Alice] Dad will take
you both out tomorrow.
934
01:17:12,144 --> 01:17:14,906
You can borrow one of
our suits if you like.
935
01:17:14,940 --> 01:17:18,047
You look like you'll fill it out
well.
936
01:17:42,865 --> 01:17:44,901
- It's a bit on the snug side.
937
01:17:44,936 --> 01:17:48,905
- Let's have a look. Oh
yeah. I can see that.
938
01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,059
- How do I look?
939
01:18:06,405 --> 01:18:07,268
- Tight.
940
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:37,885
- You OK?
- Yeah.
941
01:18:40,957 --> 01:18:43,304
I think I might have
overestimated my ability.
942
01:18:43,339 --> 01:18:45,479
- You'll be fine. Come on.
943
01:18:47,343 --> 01:18:49,932
Well look at that. Finally a
sport I can-
944
01:18:49,966 --> 01:18:51,312
- Don't even say it.
945
01:18:54,177 --> 01:18:56,007
- Off we go.
946
01:19:07,846 --> 01:19:10,021
- My God, you must be freezing.
947
01:19:10,055 --> 01:19:12,264
- I grew up here, didn't I?
948
01:19:24,035 --> 01:19:25,036
- Thank you.
949
01:19:25,968 --> 01:19:26,934
- What for?
950
01:19:27,970 --> 01:19:29,074
- All of this.
951
01:19:34,977 --> 01:19:36,254
Your mother is, um -
952
01:19:37,255 --> 01:19:38,946
- interesting.
953
01:19:38,981 --> 01:19:41,466
- Yeah, she's a bit eccentric.
954
01:19:43,088 --> 01:19:45,021
- You're so lucky.
955
01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:54,962
- You know, you weren't
actually that bad today.
956
01:19:54,997 --> 01:19:56,446
- Everything hurts.
957
01:19:56,481 --> 01:19:59,208
- I didn't realize you
A's bruise so easily.
958
01:20:08,217 --> 01:20:12,566
- You know, I'm pretty sure
that they've gone to bed.
959
01:23:28,313 --> 01:23:30,591
- I won't tell if you won't.
960
01:23:31,558 --> 01:23:34,802
- And when did you start smoking
again?
961
01:23:34,837 --> 01:23:38,806
- I wasn't talking about the
cigarette.
962
01:23:40,532 --> 01:23:44,329
It's so wonderful to have
you out here, darling.
963
01:23:44,364 --> 01:23:47,091
And of course, Warren is lovely.
964
01:23:48,161 --> 01:23:49,024
- Yeah.
965
01:23:53,649 --> 01:23:56,583
Am I doing the right thing,
though?
966
01:23:58,757 --> 01:24:00,828
- When I met your father,
967
01:24:00,863 --> 01:24:04,384
I could barely take my eyes off
him, too.
968
01:24:05,764 --> 01:24:08,215
He wasn't available either.
969
01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:09,182
- What?
970
01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:10,769
- I was no angel.
971
01:24:10,804 --> 01:24:14,256
At the time, I was sleeping
with my history professor,
972
01:24:14,290 --> 01:24:17,328
but we both knew that was just
sex.
973
01:24:17,362 --> 01:24:20,848
But what sex it was.
- Mum. Please.
974
01:24:20,883 --> 01:24:23,817
- Your father, however, was with
Jennifer.
975
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,681
Huge tits, like you've never
seen.
976
01:24:26,923 --> 01:24:30,824
The point I'm trying to make
is that they were in love.
977
01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:33,585
High school sweethearts.
978
01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:37,727
So, naturally, he couldn't
keep his hands off me.
979
01:24:38,659 --> 01:24:41,628
We went about the campus
hiding in shadows,
980
01:24:41,662 --> 01:24:45,735
sneaking into one another's
bedrooms, for months.
981
01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:47,772
I put up with living in
Jennifer's shadow,
982
01:24:47,806 --> 01:24:52,087
because I knew I could
eventually steal his heart.
983
01:24:55,538 --> 01:24:58,472
Jennifer was heartbroken.
984
01:25:00,164 --> 01:25:03,615
After he ended it, she sent me a
letter.
985
01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:06,825
It was one of the most
distressing things I've ever read.
986
01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:10,381
I still have it. Your father has
no idea.
987
01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:16,387
We got married not long
after, and then we had you,
988
01:25:16,421 --> 01:25:19,735
my favorite human being on this
earth.
989
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,499
But darling, your Father
has never changed.
990
01:25:25,534 --> 01:25:29,262
The whole town knew about
Natalie.
991
01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:32,610
- My Au Pair?
Christ, Mom. I was five.
992
01:25:32,644 --> 01:25:34,612
- - Alice] And the years of
stolen moments
993
01:25:36,372 --> 01:25:38,754
That's just the two I know
about.
994
01:25:38,788 --> 01:25:40,065
- Mum, this is a whole lot to
take in.
995
01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:43,655
- - Alice] I've learnt to live
with your father's infidelity.
996
01:25:43,690 --> 01:25:46,486
Every year, we get a little
older,
997
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,489
but it doesn't get any easier.
998
01:25:49,523 --> 01:25:52,250
Oh, he loves me, and I love him,
999
01:25:53,734 --> 01:25:55,357
but I understand something now
1000
01:25:55,391 --> 01:26:00,396
that I didn't all those years
ago, from Jennifer's letter.
1001
01:26:00,707 --> 01:26:03,848
I understand not only
the collateral damage
1002
01:26:03,882 --> 01:26:05,988
an affair causes,
1003
01:26:06,022 --> 01:26:10,751
but how a relationship born from
deception
1004
01:26:11,718 --> 01:26:14,307
only continues to create more.
1005
01:26:18,552 --> 01:26:19,760
Get some sleep.
1006
01:27:19,993 --> 01:27:21,891
- He's getting better.
1007
01:27:25,930 --> 01:27:28,001
- I really like him.
1008
01:27:28,035 --> 01:27:30,417
- Whatever makes you happy.
1009
01:27:33,972 --> 01:27:36,285
- Dad, I wanted to ask you
something.
1010
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:36,975
- Yeah?
1011
01:27:41,117 --> 01:27:45,674
- Me and Mom, we talked
about Jennifer last night.
1012
01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:47,917
- One too many rosés, then.
1013
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:50,506
- Yeah, I guess.
1014
01:27:53,129 --> 01:27:57,410
I don't know, it's just-
- Mark, I love your mother.
1015
01:27:57,444 --> 01:28:02,449
I don't know why she wants to
dig up this ancient history.
1016
01:28:02,863 --> 01:28:06,315
Warren seems like a good man.
1017
01:28:07,903 --> 01:28:11,355
His tits aren't as nice as
Jennifer's though I have to say.
1018
01:28:14,979 --> 01:28:15,876
Listen.
1019
01:28:17,913 --> 01:28:20,571
Life comes at you fast.
1020
01:28:20,605 --> 01:28:24,575
Sometimes, it's hard
to find the joy in it,
1021
01:28:24,609 --> 01:28:28,924
so you just need to grab
hold of it whenever you can.
1022
01:28:33,963 --> 01:28:38,727
- I guess it's just hard to
know what's the right thing.
1023
01:28:39,659 --> 01:28:41,419
Without hurting anyone.
1024
01:28:41,454 --> 01:28:43,145
- If you're always worried
about hurting someone,
1025
01:28:43,179 --> 01:28:44,284
you're going to miss out on some
1026
01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:48,633
of the most incredible stuff
that life has to offer.
1027
01:28:51,774 --> 01:28:53,673
WA-Hey.
1028
01:28:55,157 --> 01:28:56,848
Getting better.
1029
01:28:56,883 --> 01:28:57,918
- Yeah.
1030
01:29:36,716 --> 01:29:37,682
Ready?
1031
01:29:37,717 --> 01:29:38,580
- Yeah.
1032
01:31:38,354 --> 01:31:40,253
- Happy new year!
1033
01:31:40,287 --> 01:31:42,013
- Not quite, love.
1034
01:31:42,048 --> 01:31:46,190
- Oh shut up, sandy vagina.
Come in and get drunk.
1035
01:31:52,092 --> 01:31:53,887
You're welcome.
1036
01:31:53,922 --> 01:31:54,750
- Thanks.
1037
01:31:59,134 --> 01:32:01,205
- That is so bad.
1038
01:32:01,239 --> 01:32:03,207
- Hey, love. How were your
holidays?
1039
01:32:03,241 --> 01:32:07,763
- Yeah, no, really good,
thanks. Really good, thanks.
1040
01:32:11,733 --> 01:32:13,010
- Oh
1041
01:32:13,044 --> 01:32:16,669
- Still not patched things up?
1042
01:32:16,703 --> 01:32:19,085
- Do you think it's
salvageable?
1043
01:32:19,119 --> 01:32:20,051
- It's you.
1044
01:32:22,364 --> 01:32:23,192
Come on.
1045
01:32:30,406 --> 01:32:32,201
- Hey stranger.
1046
01:32:32,236 --> 01:32:33,064
- Hey.
1047
01:32:34,410 --> 01:32:35,308
- You okay?
1048
01:32:37,690 --> 01:32:41,590
- As good as I can be,
deep in enemy territory.
1049
01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:49,978
Look, is there any
chance that we can just -
1050
01:32:50,910 --> 01:32:52,739
- We can maybe start again?
1051
01:32:56,053 --> 01:32:56,950
- Yeah.
1052
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:03,854
I miss you, buddy.
1053
01:33:03,888 --> 01:33:04,751
- I miss you.
1054
01:33:09,204 --> 01:33:10,964
Everything okay?
1055
01:33:10,999 --> 01:33:12,310
- Yeah, yeah.
1056
01:33:12,345 --> 01:33:13,898
- Happy new year, boys.
1057
01:33:13,933 --> 01:33:14,796
- Hey.
1058
01:33:19,214 --> 01:33:23,114
- So, any new year's
resolutions?
1059
01:33:23,149 --> 01:33:24,702
- Yeah, one or two.
1060
01:33:26,842 --> 01:33:28,085
- Excuse me a sec.
1061
01:33:31,295 --> 01:33:32,710
- You should go for it man.
1062
01:33:32,745 --> 01:33:36,334
- Honestly, he's not interested.
He's not.
1063
01:33:36,369 --> 01:33:37,819
Stop looking at me like that.
1064
01:33:37,853 --> 01:33:38,509
- What?
1065
01:33:38,543 --> 01:33:40,684
You know what you're doing.
1066
01:33:49,071 --> 01:33:50,763
- Same again, boys?
1067
01:34:49,407 --> 01:34:50,754
- Christ, I hate this.
1068
01:34:50,788 --> 01:34:53,964
- I know, and I'm
sorry, okay?
1069
01:35:04,284 --> 01:35:05,838
- Oh shit.
1070
01:35:05,872 --> 01:35:07,115
I'm so sorry.
1071
01:35:07,149 --> 01:35:08,357
- Fuck.
1072
01:35:08,392 --> 01:35:11,913
- It's okay, I didn't
see anything. Well, I did.
1073
01:35:11,947 --> 01:35:14,847
But I can pretend I didn't.
Okay, no, that's a lie too.
1074
01:35:14,881 --> 01:35:18,229
- Pinky, please. Don't say
anything.
1075
01:35:18,264 --> 01:35:19,334
- Okay, okay.
1076
01:35:23,441 --> 01:35:24,304
Warren.
1077
01:35:25,305 --> 01:35:26,306
- Hi, Pinky.
1078
01:35:27,342 --> 01:35:28,343
- Please, Pink.
1079
01:35:28,377 --> 01:35:30,863
- It's okay, I won't.
1080
01:35:30,897 --> 01:35:33,969
I'm just going back downstairs.
1081
01:35:39,906 --> 01:35:43,979
It's just, I just came to get my
charger.
1082
01:35:47,293 --> 01:35:51,228
You know what? Nevermind.
I'll come back later.
1083
01:36:10,626 --> 01:36:12,939
- 10 minutes, boys.
1084
01:36:12,974 --> 01:36:14,941
- Let's get a group photo.
1085
01:36:14,976 --> 01:36:16,287
- Lovely people, Team
B,
1086
01:36:16,322 --> 01:36:20,015
let's get a final team photo of
the year.
1087
01:36:26,642 --> 01:36:27,333
Give me your phone, Pink.
1088
01:36:27,367 --> 01:36:29,542
Mine's plugged in for the music.
1089
01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:30,888
- Mine's dead.
1090
01:36:31,613 --> 01:36:34,547
- You just went to
charge it.
1091
01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:36,963
- It's fine, just use mine.
1092
01:36:45,006 --> 01:36:46,973
- You as well. Come on.
1093
01:37:03,300 --> 01:37:05,578
- Three, two, one.
1094
01:37:05,612 --> 01:37:07,373
- Stags.
1095
01:38:21,550 --> 01:38:22,620
- What the fuck did you say to
him?
1096
01:38:22,655 --> 01:38:24,312
- Honestly, Mark.
1097
01:38:24,346 --> 01:38:27,625
It can't be easy for him to
compete for your attention,
1098
01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:31,043
even when you only had one
boyfriend.
1099
01:38:31,077 --> 01:38:32,976
- Jesus fucking Christ.
1100
01:38:33,010 --> 01:38:35,702
- I was doing him a favor,
really.
1101
01:38:48,715 --> 01:38:50,441
- Yeah, mate, you
can try and fucking run.
1102
01:38:50,476 --> 01:38:51,960
- Just leave it.
1103
01:38:51,995 --> 01:38:55,377
- Do you actually
care about anyone?
1104
01:38:55,412 --> 01:38:56,585
The team?
1105
01:38:58,587 --> 01:38:59,726
Me?
1106
01:39:02,108 --> 01:39:05,111
- Twelve, eleven, ten...
1107
01:39:05,146 --> 01:39:06,975
- It's the
countdown, man. Come on.
1108
01:39:07,010 --> 01:39:10,668
- Nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four,
1109
01:39:12,187 --> 01:39:15,432
three, two, one, happy new year.
1110
01:39:18,055 --> 01:39:20,230
- You fucking do it again
man! Fucking do it again -
1111
01:39:20,264 --> 01:39:21,507
- He isn't worth it.
1112
01:39:21,541 --> 01:39:23,026
- I'll kill him, you Fuck.
- Mate, mate,
1113
01:39:23,060 --> 01:39:24,751
he's not worth it, look at me.
1114
01:39:24,786 --> 01:39:26,961
He's not worth it, yeah?
1115
01:39:50,570 --> 01:39:51,433
- Well?
1116
01:39:54,402 --> 01:39:56,991
Are you going to say anything?
1117
01:40:05,413 --> 01:40:06,241
No.
1118
01:40:15,388 --> 01:40:16,631
- Maybe it's time you go sweet-
1119
01:40:16,665 --> 01:40:18,736
- Don't fucking touch me.
1120
01:40:31,197 --> 01:40:33,268
Happy fucking new year.
1121
01:41:42,441 --> 01:41:44,374
- Happy new year, baby.
1122
01:41:51,484 --> 01:41:53,176
- Rich, there's something that I
er-
1123
01:41:53,210 --> 01:41:54,901
- It's okay.
1124
01:41:55,868 --> 01:41:57,214
I already know.
1125
01:41:58,871 --> 01:42:00,424
I know everything.
1126
01:42:02,978 --> 01:42:03,841
- Who?
1127
01:42:05,464 --> 01:42:06,844
- Does it matter?
1128
01:42:09,847 --> 01:42:11,263
- Richard, I don't know what to
say-
1129
01:42:11,297 --> 01:42:12,126
- Don't.
1130
01:42:13,886 --> 01:42:14,783
Please.
1131
01:42:19,478 --> 01:42:20,686
- I'm so sorry.
1132
01:42:31,283 --> 01:42:35,356
- I've made up a
bed in the spare room for you.
1133
01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:38,876
You can pack your things in the
morning.
1134
01:45:47,893 --> 01:45:49,688
- no, that's a knock on,
1135
01:45:49,722 --> 01:45:51,517
and that's the ball game.
1136
01:46:27,622 --> 01:46:31,005
- Jimmy, can I have a
word?
1137
01:46:59,033 --> 01:47:00,759
- How have you been?
1138
01:47:02,001 --> 01:47:04,521
- Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good.
1139
01:47:06,143 --> 01:47:07,144
Life's good.
1140
01:47:11,045 --> 01:47:12,943
- Barry is dropping the B team-
1141
01:47:12,978 --> 01:47:14,531
- Please don't, Pink.
1142
01:47:14,566 --> 01:47:15,187
- You can act like you don't
care-
1143
01:47:15,221 --> 01:47:16,084
- I don't.
1144
01:47:19,018 --> 01:47:20,779
Sorry.
1145
01:47:20,813 --> 01:47:23,022
I don't. Really.
1146
01:47:25,922 --> 01:47:28,131
It's not going to happen, okay?
1147
01:47:28,165 --> 01:47:29,615
So just drop it.
1148
01:47:32,791 --> 01:47:36,588
- I hated rugby in
school. Did you know that?
1149
01:47:39,245 --> 01:47:42,973
I was great at it, but
I hated every second.
1150
01:47:47,633 --> 01:47:50,705
Never thought I'd give it
another go.
1151
01:47:51,913 --> 01:47:54,122
Then I met all of you boys.
1152
01:47:56,331 --> 01:47:58,851
It was like finding a family.
1153
01:48:01,095 --> 01:48:02,683
Maybe being a Stag meant nothing
to you-
1154
01:48:02,717 --> 01:48:04,581
- This isn't fair, Pink.
1155
01:48:04,616 --> 01:48:06,997
- No, it isn't.
1156
01:48:13,348 --> 01:48:16,559
- Look, I'm sorry, okay? The
answer is no.
1157
01:48:24,843 --> 01:48:28,916
- Okay lads.
That's enough, let's go.
1158
01:48:35,957 --> 01:48:36,820
- Hey.
1159
01:48:41,135 --> 01:48:43,344
I need something from you.
1160
01:48:43,378 --> 01:48:44,932
- No way.
1161
01:48:46,347 --> 01:48:48,729
He doesn't want to see me.
1162
01:48:48,763 --> 01:48:50,938
- You owe us this.
1163
01:50:08,153 --> 01:50:09,637
- I can't stop thinking about
Christmas-
1164
01:50:09,672 --> 01:50:10,880
- Stop.
1165
01:50:10,914 --> 01:50:12,778
- Next time, I'll even beat
your dad down the mountain-
1166
01:50:12,813 --> 01:50:17,058
- Warren, there won't be a
next time. You know that.
1167
01:50:23,133 --> 01:50:24,238
- I miss you.
1168
01:50:30,002 --> 01:50:31,970
- Why are we even here?
1169
01:50:36,112 --> 01:50:38,735
Pinky spoke to you, didn't he?
1170
01:50:40,323 --> 01:50:42,325
- It really hurt that you never
answered.
1171
01:50:42,359 --> 01:50:43,913
- I'm surprised you care.
1172
01:50:43,947 --> 01:50:45,293
- Don't say that.
1173
01:50:49,712 --> 01:50:50,816
Mark.
1174
01:50:51,921 --> 01:50:53,888
I love you.
1175
01:50:59,307 --> 01:51:02,379
- And what good does that do me
now? Hmm?
1176
01:51:03,449 --> 01:51:05,037
- Why are you doing this?
1177
01:51:05,072 --> 01:51:08,282
- Why am I? Why are you, Warren?
1178
01:51:08,316 --> 01:51:12,389
What is it you want from
me? You had your chance.
1179
01:51:13,943 --> 01:51:15,945
It's all just words now.
1180
01:51:22,123 --> 01:51:24,332
Does John know you're here?
1181
01:51:37,311 --> 01:51:39,762
- How did we get here, Mark?
1182
01:52:07,962 --> 01:52:09,757
- Pinky gave me this.
1183
01:52:17,213 --> 01:52:18,835
Don't punish them.
1184
01:53:34,393 --> 01:53:36,568
- You're a good man, Mark.
1185
01:54:36,421 --> 01:54:39,355
- Go, go, go, go, go.
1186
01:54:39,389 --> 01:54:41,598
Ready, Ready Ready, go!
1187
01:55:07,210 --> 01:55:10,386
- It's been a
tough old season for us all,
1188
01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:12,975
but we've got everything to
fight for.
1189
01:55:13,009 --> 01:55:15,529
Now, the powers that be might
not believe in you, but I do,
1190
01:55:15,563 --> 01:55:18,981
completely, and I know
that every one of you
1191
01:55:19,015 --> 01:55:20,983
believes in each other.
1192
01:55:21,017 --> 01:55:22,087
So lets show that today
1193
01:55:22,122 --> 01:55:24,538
- and lets show that to
everybody who's watching.
1194
01:55:24,572 --> 01:55:26,091
- Come on, boys. Let's do this.
Hands in.
1195
01:55:26,126 --> 01:55:27,368
Three, two, one.
1196
01:55:27,403 --> 01:55:28,680
- Stags!
1197
01:56:30,535 --> 01:56:32,019
- Come on, boys.
1198
01:56:38,612 --> 01:56:39,716
- Have I missed much?
1199
01:56:39,751 --> 01:56:42,616
- It's five all and they've
just called half-time.
1200
01:56:42,650 --> 01:56:44,618
- - Jimmy] We need to focus
and get some discipline, yeah?
1201
01:56:44,652 --> 01:56:45,653
Can we get some water?
1202
01:56:45,688 --> 01:56:46,516
- Water.
1203
01:56:46,551 --> 01:56:47,552
- Right, listen up,
guys.
1204
01:56:47,586 --> 01:56:48,829
Their backs are unfit.
1205
01:56:48,863 --> 01:56:50,796
They're relying on their forward
power.
1206
01:56:50,831 --> 01:56:53,247
Mr. Pink, you see that flanker
over there?
1207
01:56:53,282 --> 01:56:54,248
- Which one?
1208
01:56:54,283 --> 01:56:55,249
- The pretty one.
1209
01:56:55,284 --> 01:56:56,630
- Oh, yeah.
1210
01:56:56,664 --> 01:56:57,803
- Take him out.
1211
01:56:57,838 --> 01:56:59,288
- I think I can manage that.
1212
01:56:59,322 --> 01:57:00,392
- Right, listen up.
1213
01:57:00,427 --> 01:57:02,325
Mark, Henry, you let the
forwards to do their work.
1214
01:57:02,360 --> 01:57:04,086
Then you're going to break
through the back line, all right?
1215
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:07,089
That is how we are going win it.
Come on.
1216
01:57:20,723 --> 01:57:22,035
- Long time.
1217
01:57:26,798 --> 01:57:29,559
- Do you actually
understand all these rules?
1218
01:57:29,594 --> 01:57:30,767
- First match?
1219
01:57:32,390 --> 01:57:36,152
Well, first of all,
they're laws, not rules,
1220
01:57:36,187 --> 01:57:37,705
- and no,
1221
01:57:37,740 --> 01:57:40,639
but, I don't think anyone does.
1222
01:57:40,674 --> 01:57:43,125
Least of all, this ref.
1223
01:57:45,127 --> 01:57:47,232
- Oh you are so mine.
1224
01:57:53,859 --> 01:57:54,964
- - Referee] High tackle.
1225
01:57:54,998 --> 01:57:59,417
- That's not quite
what I meant, Mr. Pink.
1226
01:58:01,833 --> 01:58:04,387
- - Supporter] They're
one player down, now.
1227
01:58:04,422 --> 01:58:07,114
Five minutes left. Still a tie.
1228
01:58:07,149 --> 01:58:08,391
- Ladies, focus.
1229
01:58:08,426 --> 01:58:10,704
Henry, you got this.
1230
01:59:49,596 --> 01:59:51,529
- - Jimmy] Come on,
guys. It's not over yet.
1231
01:59:51,563 --> 01:59:52,426
Carlos.
1232
01:59:53,841 --> 01:59:55,878
- Wait, give it to Henry.
1233
01:59:56,913 --> 01:59:58,984
- - Jimmy] Well done, Henry.
1234
02:00:59,907 --> 02:01:04,912
- Thought I would finally see
what all the fuss was about.
1235
02:01:05,396 --> 02:01:06,742
- It means a lot.
1236
02:01:26,969 --> 02:01:30,283
I am sorry. I never meant to
hurt you.
1237
02:01:33,458 --> 02:01:34,735
- It's getting late.
1238
02:01:34,770 --> 02:01:39,878
- Look, maybe we can go for a
drink or something, sometime?
1239
02:01:39,913 --> 02:01:43,813
- I'm really glad I got
to see you play, Mark.
1240
02:01:45,988 --> 02:01:47,679
- - Jimmy] Where's Mark?
1241
02:01:47,714 --> 02:01:48,853
- Mark.
1242
02:01:48,887 --> 02:01:49,750
Come on.
1243
02:01:51,821 --> 02:01:52,822
- It's okay.
1244
02:01:54,168 --> 02:01:54,997
Go.
1245
02:02:23,991 --> 02:02:25,372
- Look at them.
1246
02:02:28,686 --> 02:02:33,449
You never really understood
how we used to win, did you?
1247
02:02:33,484 --> 02:02:36,625
But it was never about being the
best.
1248
02:03:05,516 --> 02:03:06,655
- Are we okay?
1249
02:03:08,864 --> 02:03:10,590
- We can work on it.
1250
02:03:24,224 --> 02:03:25,052
- Mark.
1251
02:03:26,019 --> 02:03:29,160
Mark, wait. Please.
1252
02:03:31,127 --> 02:03:32,128
Can we talk?
1253
02:03:47,074 --> 02:03:51,872
That was the best I've
ever seen you play, today.
1254
02:03:51,907 --> 02:03:53,218
- Thanks.
1255
02:03:53,253 --> 02:03:55,497
- I'm glad you came back.
1256
02:04:01,295 --> 02:04:04,195
John wanted to come
down and support Henry.
1257
02:04:04,229 --> 02:04:06,577
And um,
1258
02:04:06,611 --> 02:04:07,785
well,
1259
02:04:07,819 --> 02:04:11,892
- I just wanted to see the
old place for one last time.
1260
02:04:13,584 --> 02:04:15,206
- What do you mean?
1261
02:04:15,240 --> 02:04:18,865
- Me and John are leaving the
club.
1262
02:04:18,899 --> 02:04:21,074
It's probably for the best.
1263
02:04:25,181 --> 02:04:26,976
Now, I'm not so sure.
1264
02:04:29,738 --> 02:04:31,049
Seeing you this week again-
1265
02:04:31,084 --> 02:04:31,947
- Warren.
1266
02:04:33,811 --> 02:04:37,815
- I could go and end it
with him now, right now.
1267
02:04:39,541 --> 02:04:41,715
We could try again,
but properly this time-
1268
02:04:41,750 --> 02:04:42,578
- Please.
1269
02:04:46,271 --> 02:04:50,103
I really appreciate you coming
today.
1270
02:04:50,137 --> 02:04:51,000
I do.
1271
02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:56,661
Look, I just...
1272
02:04:59,906 --> 02:05:01,148
We lost our way.
1273
02:05:08,639 --> 02:05:11,193
- And I think I've found it
again now.
1274
02:05:38,669 --> 02:05:40,187
- I've got to go.
1275
02:05:43,674 --> 02:05:44,813
Come here.
1276
02:07:36,925 --> 02:07:38,996
- Boys!
1277
02:07:44,208 --> 02:07:46,141
- Nice yellow card today.
1278
02:07:46,175 --> 02:07:47,694
- Oh, fuck.
1279
02:07:49,731 --> 02:07:52,975
- Ladies and gentleman,
1280
02:07:53,010 --> 02:07:54,701
- Thank you.
1281
02:07:55,875 --> 02:07:59,050
Firstly, I'd like to express
our sincere gratitude
1282
02:07:59,085 --> 02:08:01,363
to the Rochester boys
for coming down today,
1283
02:08:01,397 --> 02:08:03,883
and providing us with such
spirited
1284
02:08:03,917 --> 02:08:05,712
and sporting opposition.
1285
02:08:05,747 --> 02:08:06,955
So thank you.
1286
02:08:11,269 --> 02:08:13,030
Though I must say it feels
pretty good
1287
02:08:13,064 --> 02:08:17,724
to have reclaimed the
honour today, on this day,
1288
02:08:17,759 --> 02:08:20,762
the day of our final match
together.
1289
02:08:21,797 --> 02:08:25,421
Our final match together this
season.
1290
02:08:25,456 --> 02:08:29,874
And I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank Stuart,
1291
02:08:29,909 --> 02:08:33,947
and each and every one of
my teammates, even Gareth.
1292
02:08:36,053 --> 02:08:38,262
My rugby family.
1293
02:08:42,300 --> 02:08:45,441
For reminding me, over
the course of this season,
1294
02:08:45,476 --> 02:08:49,031
what this game of rugby is
really about.
1295
02:08:49,066 --> 02:08:50,343
So thank you.
1296
02:08:51,413 --> 02:08:53,173
And now, for our man of the
match.
1297
02:08:53,208 --> 02:08:55,106
It was a tough call this week,
1298
02:08:55,141 --> 02:08:56,383
but I'd like to give it
to someone who I think
1299
02:08:56,418 --> 02:09:00,456
we all know has had his fair
share struggles off the pitch.
1300
02:09:00,491 --> 02:09:02,458
He never fails to put that
aside,
1301
02:09:02,493 --> 02:09:06,393
and give himself 100%
when he's on the pitch,
1302
02:09:06,428 --> 02:09:07,947
hungover or not.
1303
02:09:07,981 --> 02:09:09,396
Henry Michaels.
1304
02:09:19,199 --> 02:09:21,201
One non-alcoholic pint.
1305
02:09:23,203 --> 02:09:25,965
And now, for our dick of the
day.
1306
02:09:25,999 --> 02:09:29,278
We all know him. We all
still love him anyway.
1307
02:09:29,313 --> 02:09:31,246
He managed to get another
yellow card today.
1308
02:09:31,280 --> 02:09:32,937
He may just be our dick of the
season.
1309
02:09:32,972 --> 02:09:35,802
He is our dick of the season.
Mr. Pink.
1310
02:09:39,564 --> 02:09:42,119
- You fuckers. I hate you all.
1311
02:09:46,606 --> 02:09:50,403
- He is a stag
lad, he is a stag lad,
1312
02:09:51,645 --> 02:09:55,511
he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey!
1313
02:09:55,546 --> 02:09:59,170
He's never lonely when we are
with him,
1314
02:09:59,205 --> 02:10:02,070
and he knows how to put a pint
away,
1315
02:10:02,104 --> 02:10:05,383
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,
1316
02:10:05,418 --> 02:10:08,835
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,
1317
02:10:08,870 --> 02:10:10,526
pint away, pint away.
1318
02:10:22,953 --> 02:10:24,057
- Here he is!
1319
02:10:24,092 --> 02:10:25,610
- Don't you fucking dare.
93092
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