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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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ANNOUNCER: And now, "I Love Lucy."
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(applause)
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Oh, honey, what a show!
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That scene where the girl sacrificed
herself
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to save the whole village-- well, it
was just wonderful.
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Isn't that great?
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Yeah, and weren't those Scotch
costumes colorful?
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The men in the kilts and the bagpipes
and the sword dance!
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Oh, gee, I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, I did, too.
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Ricky, I've got an idea!
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No!
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You don't even know what it is.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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You want to go to Scotland
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and look up your mother's relatives.
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You think you're so smart.
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That wasn't it at all.
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That was the farthest thing from my
mind.
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All right, what was your idea?
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Well, why can't we go to Scotland?
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I promised Mother that, that I'd look
up
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some of the McGillicuddy clan.
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Maybe bring back a bolt of the family
plaid, you know.
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Just forget it.
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Oh, why, honey?
No.
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(knock at door)
Scotland isn't very far.
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Come in!
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It wouldn't take very long to go to
Scotland.
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Hi, honey!
Oh, hi, hi!
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We waited up to see how you like the
show.
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Oh, I just loved it!
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What is that?
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Well, it's a dragon.
I bought it
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to take home for little Ricky.
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I thought it was something different.
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Well, it's different all right.
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Well, I have never seen anything like
this before.
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Really? Well, when I was a kid,
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they had toy dragons.
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ETHEL: Do you think it'll scare
little Ricky?
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Oh, no, he'll love it.
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Ethel, how would you like to go to
Scotland?
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Scotland!
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Yeah.
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Yeah, she wants to go to Scotland
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to look for some of her mother's
relatives.
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Look, honey, Scotland is a big place.
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You can't just get off the train and
walk up to someone
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and say, "Take me to the nearest
McGillicuddy."
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I know just where to look.
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My great-great-great-grandfather was
Angus McGillicuddy.
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He lived in the wee town of Kildoonan
in Northern Scotland.
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It's between Golspie and Ullapool.
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Oh, you must have made that up.
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I did not. Now, look, all I want to
do
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is send a wire up there
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and see if any of our relatives are
still around.
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All right.
I'd like to hear you
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explain to the operator about
Gillhooly
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between Galespie and Babalu and the
Cranafranz.
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Aa-ah!
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Hello, uh, I'd like to send a
telegram, please.
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Good night, honey.
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Good night, baby.
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(makes kissing sounds)
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(chuckling)
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Angus McGillicuddy.
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(laughing harder)
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What's so funny about Angus
McGillicuddy?
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
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It's a very ordinary, everyday name.
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I know a hundred of them.
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You should talk.
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I'll bet your great-great-great-
grandfather's name
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was probably Enchilada Ricardo.
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All right, good night.
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'Night.
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Oh, you take the high road
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And I'll take the low road...
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(mimics bagpipes playing song)
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Lucy, turn off those bagpipes!
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(song fading out)
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Now go to sleep.
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Aye, laddie!
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Good night.
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Hoot mon!
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(townspeople murmuring)
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Calm yourselves, my friends, calm
yourselves!
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Mayor Ferguson, is there noo way
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to save our happy home?
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Noo, there's noo way.
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As you're all aware,
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the ferocious dragon comes to
Kildoonan every 30 years
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to eat a McGillicuddy, and for the
first time in our history,
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there's not a single member of old
Angus McGillicuddy's clan
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left to throw to the monster.
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(music begins)
Then we must flee.
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Aye! It's either flee or dee.
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Tis nae a braw bricht nicht tonicht!
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TOWNSPEOPLE: 'Tis nae, 'tis nae
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There's a terrible two-headed dragon
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Who can swallow with either head
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If he dinna' fill his toupe wi'
McGillicuddy soup
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He'll ruin Kildoonan instead
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TOWNSPEOPLE: Ruin Kildoonan instead!
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Ruin Kildoonan instead!
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Ah, to find a McGillicuddy would take
a bonnie wizard!
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There's nary a man o' bonnie clan
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They're all in the dragon's gizzard
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TOWNSPEOPLE: All in the dragon's
gizzard
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All in the dragon's gizzard.
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(all wailing)
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ALL: Nae a braw bricht nicht!
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(applause)
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Pardon me, but are you the mayor?
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Aye. Who are you?
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Oh, well, I'm Lucy,
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the great-great- great-granddaughter
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of Angus McGillicuddy.
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McGilli...
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Do you hear that, lads?
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She's a McGillicuddy!
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(all cheering)
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Well, golly, what a welcome!
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I didn't know you'd be this glad to
see me!
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Lucy McGillicuddy, you look good
enough to eat!
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(laughter)
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Well!
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How can we be sure the lass is a real
McGillicuddy?
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Oh, I am, I am.
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Cross my heart and hope to dee.
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Well, then you can prove it.
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Let us see you do the Sworrrd Dance!
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The Sworrrd Dance?
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Aye. You can dance it, aye?
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Aye.
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TOWNSPEOPLE: Aye.
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Ay-ay-ay.
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Bring out the swords!
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On with the Sword Dance!
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Come along, Lucy.
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(bagpipes and drums playing)
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(song ends)
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(music resumes)
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(music stops abruptly)
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(drumroll)
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(drumroll)
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(bagpipes begin playing)
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(bagpipes and drums playing)
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(cymbals clashing)
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(moans of disappointment)
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Well, I am a McGillicuddy.
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Aye, that you ar-r-e!
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There never was a McGillicuddy could
dance worth a hoot!
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Oh!
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Aye, do you know what that means,
lads?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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A McGillicuddy is here!
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(all cheering, music begins)
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When you meet a McGillicuddy
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Coming through the rye
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Then you've got a real buddy
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Who for you would die!
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TOWNSPEOPLE: There's nothing a
McGillicuddy would not do for ye
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Do you want her shirt, her kilt, her
cat?
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Ha, ha!
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She'll give you that
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That's me!
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Give a cry!
Hiye!
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A cry!
Hiye!
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A cry and a yell and a cheer
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Give a cry and a yell and a hoot and
a hiye
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A McGillicuddy is her-r-e!
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ALL: Give a cry and a yell and a hoot
and a hiye
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A McGillicuddy is here!
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(piano playing)
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Oh, 'tis very nice to see a
McGillicuddy face
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Even though it nae may be very long
around this place
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If you're a McGillicuddy,
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you're a heck of a regular fella.
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Yeah, well, my mother was a Cuddy
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and my father was a Megillah.
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There's nothing a McGillicuddy would
not do for ye
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If it's feed you need or a friendly
chat
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She'll give you that
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That's me!
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Give a hoot A hoot
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Give a hoot A hoot
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Give a hoot and a yell and a cheer
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Give a hoot and a yell and a cry and
a hiye
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A McGillicuddy is here
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ALL: Give a hoot and a yell and a cry
and a hiye
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A McGillicuddy is here!
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(piano playing)
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You make me feel so welcome
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You really have the knack
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And though I've not been here before
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I su-r-re am glad I'm back!
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(amicable laughter)
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Some cousins of my mother's
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Are they around here yet?
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The McGillicuddy brothers?
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Aye.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Hail fellas-- well et!
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(laughter)
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Ther-r-e's
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ALL: nothing a McGillicuddy would not
do for ye
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I'd give you my Davy Crockett hat
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My shillings, my fillings
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My cricket bat
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My candied yams, my brandied quince
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My TV antenna, my henna rinse!
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To save us strife
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TOWNSPEOPLE: She'll give us her life!
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That's me!
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(drum beating with footsteps)
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That's me?
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Give a yeoww!
Yeoww!
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Burrr!
Burrr!
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A yeoww and a burrr And a cheer
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Give a yeoww and a burrr and a burrr
and a yeoww
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A McGillicuddy is here!
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LUCY: Give a yih and a hih and a who
and a wha'
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A McGillicuddy was h-h-here
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TOWNSPEOPLE: A McGillicuddy is here
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A McGillicuddy is here
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A McGillicuddy is here
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A McGillicuddy is here
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A McGill-i-cuddy is here!
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(song ends)
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All right.
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Take her to the inn and fatten her
up!
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She looks a wee bit bony.
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Come along, me bony lassie.
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What do you mean, fatten me up?
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What's the matter with everybody?
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You were just so glad to see me a
minute ago!
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Aye, that we were, and that we are.
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Well, what about a hut and hoo
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and a what and a burrr and all that
stuff?
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Oh, take her away!
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(clamoring)
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Aye, here comes Scotty MacArdo,
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and he's in a terrible dither!
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Mayor!
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Aye, Scotty.
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Mayor!
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Mayor, I'm in a terrible dither.
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I just saw the dr-r-agon.
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No!
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When did he arrive?
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Last nicht.
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Last nicht?
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Last nicht.
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I could see him because there was a
bra bricht
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moonlicht nicht last nicht.
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We must flee!
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R-r-run! R-r-run!
265
00:12:57,893 --> 00:12:59,895
Not so fast!
not so fast!
266
00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,614
Hold your britches.
267
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,284
What britches?
268
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,454
The one you wear under your kilts.
269
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:12,658
You're supposed to wear britches?
270
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:18,414
Scotty, Scotty, we found a
McGillicuddy.
271
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:21,884
A real McGillicuddy?
272
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:22,885
Aye, aye.
273
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,338
And I hereby assign you to keep an
eye on her
274
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,340
till we can throw her to the dragon
tomorrow.
275
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,675
Aye.
276
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:33,979
She's in the inn, and do not let her
oot.
277
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,264
Aye.
278
00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:36,682
ALL: A McGillicuddy is here.
279
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,684
A McGillicuddy is here.
280
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,186
A McGillicuddy is here.
281
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,570
A McGillicuddy is here.
282
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,573
RICKY (sotto voce): A McGillicuddy is
here.
283
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,075
A McGillicuddy is here.
284
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,509
Are you a McGillicuddy?
285
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,793
That's right.
286
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,545
My name is Lucy.
287
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,182
I'm sorry, Miss Lucy.
288
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,517
I kinna let you pass.
289
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,718
Why not?
290
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:13,969
I'm your bodyguard.
291
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,441
I'm Scotty MacTavish MacDougall
MacArdo.
292
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,111
You're Scotch?
293
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,529
Aye.
294
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,031
My great-great- great-grandfather
295
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,368
sailed to Scotland with the Spanish
Armada.
296
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:35,157
Perhaps you've heard of him--
Enchilada Ricardo.
297
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,335
Why are you lookin' at me like that,
298
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,088
Scotty MacTavish MacDougall MacArdo?
299
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,758
Lucy, you gaha maha pihee face.
300
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,981
"I gaha "maha pihee face"?
301
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:02,101
I believe I'm in love with ye.
302
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,936
With me?
303
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:04,937
Aye.
304
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,439
Little old heather-pickin' me?
305
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,444
It was love at firrrst sight.
306
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,446
But woe is me!
307
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,948
What's the matter?
308
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,950
You're in grave danger.
309
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:18,951
Why?
310
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,953
They're going to throw a McGillicuddy
311
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,454
to the dragon tomorrow.
312
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,757
They're going to throw me to a
dragon?
313
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,175
Aye.
314
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,678
Every 30 years, they throw a
McGillicuddy
315
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,464
to the two terrible two-headed dragon
for his dinner.
316
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,185
No wonder I'm the last of the
McGillicuddys!
317
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:42,524
I'm in love with the dragon's dinner
318
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:47,029
The dragon's embraceable dinner
319
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:51,033
I'll swear my love will e'er be true
320
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,787
I'll serve ye with all me heart
321
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:59,158
But the hungry dragon will serve ye,
too
322
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,461
He'll serve ye a la carte
323
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,797
He'll serve me a la carte?
324
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,799
He'll serve ye a la carte
325
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,085
I'm in love with the dragon's dinner
326
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:12,087
And the dragon's a drag on me!
327
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:22,398
I'm in love with the dragon's dinner
328
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:27,403
The dragon's embraceable dinner
329
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:32,157
My bonnie chick, you'll always be
330
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,911
You'll fill my every need
331
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,781
But woe is me
332
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:44,286
I hate to see my chicken fricasseed
333
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:45,788
"Your chicken fricasseed"?
334
00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:48,290
My chicken fricasseed
335
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:51,593
You're the stew in the dragon's
dinner
336
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,013
And the dragon's a drag on me
337
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,804
Maybe a nip of heather mist
338
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:03,555
would put ye in the mood?
339
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,891
Well, that would be a novel twist
340
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,193
even the stew would be stewed.
341
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,479
But when that dragon starts to eat,
342
00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:12,481
I'll really get his goat.
343
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,483
I'll kick and I'll scratch and I'll
drag my feet
344
00:17:14,483 --> 00:17:16,985
all the way down his throat!
345
00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:22,991
I'm... in love with the dragon's
dinner
346
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:27,996
The dragon's embraceable dinner
347
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:33,302
Our weddin' day we ne'er will see...
348
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:37,222
Or our kids that might have been
349
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:42,061
Kith and kin we ne'er will be...
350
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,264
So kith me while you kin!
351
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,182
So kiss me while you kin!
352
00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,184
And kiss me once again
353
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:50,686
I'm in love, I'm in love
354
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:51,687
I'm in love, I'm in love
355
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:52,688
I'm in love, I'm in love
356
00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:54,189
I'm in love, I'm in love
357
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:55,574
I'm in love with the dragon's dinner
358
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:59,027
And the dragon's a drag on me!
359
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,178
Why does it always have to be a
McGillicuddy the dragon eats?
360
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,097
Oh, that's life, lassie.
361
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,099
It's nature's way.
362
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,600
Cats eat mice,
363
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,602
dogs eat bones,
364
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,604
cows eat grass,
365
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,106
and dragons eat McGillicuddys.
366
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,526
Well, let's you and I go and have a
talk
367
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,528
with this terrible two-headed dragon.
368
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,279
Maybe it'll listen to reason.
369
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,950
Well, wha' ha' we got to lose?
370
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,868
Let's go.
371
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:12,451
(growling and grunting)
372
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,453
(sneezing)
373
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,207
(honking)
374
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,711
I wish you'd get over that cold.
375
00:19:22,711 --> 00:19:24,213
It's driving me crazy!
376
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:24,713
Aah!
377
00:19:25,214 --> 00:19:28,100
Gee, I haven't eaten in 30 years.
378
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,602
Boy, am I starved!
379
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,104
Me, too!
380
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,606
Mmm... Won't it be good to sink our
teeth
381
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:38,110
into a nice, fresh McGillicuddy?
382
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:42,114
Aye, yummy, yummy, yum!
383
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,116
How will we have it this time?
384
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,401
How about a McGillicuddy burger?
385
00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:48,403
Nah, no.
386
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:51,123
Well, what about McGillicuddy foo
yong?
387
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,125
Oh, no!
388
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,626
Why not?
389
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:57,462
Well, we only eat once every 30
years.
390
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,414
You know how that Chinese food is--
391
00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:04,136
you eat it and a year later, you're
hungry.
392
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,971
Well, I still want a McGillicuddy foo
yong.
393
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,972
Well, I don't!
394
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:07,472
Well, I do!
395
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:08,473
Well, I don't!
I do!
396
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:09,975
Well, I don't!
I do!
397
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,978
Oh, who ever said two heads are
better than one?
398
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,479
Aah...
399
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:15,981
(music begins)
400
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,483
Two heads are nae better than one,
than one
401
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,986
They're not even better than none,
than none
402
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,488
So pity a two-headed dragon
403
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,325
Two heads are nae better than one
404
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,660
Hoot mon! Hoot mon!
405
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,530
Whenever I come to a fork in the road
406
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,832
My heads have a terrible fight
407
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,618
My right head wants to go to the left
408
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:38,870
And my left wants to go to the right!
409
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,255
I want to go this way!
410
00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:41,757
I want to go that!
411
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,625
You see, we could never agree.
412
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,762
Oh, I wish we had another head
413
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:49,014
to be the referee!
414
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:52,134
Hoot mon! Hoot mon!
415
00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:55,053
However, there's one good reason
416
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,556
for an extra head to keep.
417
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,559
When I'm too tired to stay awake,
418
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:04,363
I sing myself to sleep.
419
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:09,785
Sleep gently, sweet dragon
420
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:14,456
Just close your wee eyes
421
00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:18,460
And dream of a dinner
422
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:21,964
Of fresh people pie
423
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:27,970
The dragon is dreaming
424
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:34,476
In slumber so deep...
425
00:21:34,476 --> 00:21:35,727
Now get up!
426
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,095
Why did you wake me up?
427
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,096
Because I want to sleep and you...
428
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,097
I don't want you sleeping.
429
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:39,931
I want to sleep.
Oh....
430
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,350
LADY DRAGON: Shh!
431
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:43,652
I think I hear somebody coming!
432
00:21:43,652 --> 00:21:46,071
Fee, fi, foe, fuddy,
433
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,490
I smell the blood of a McGillicuddy!
434
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:49,441
Ha!
435
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,443
(growling and snarling)
436
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,446
(roaring)
437
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:56,948
Hi.
438
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,450
Hi!
439
00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,835
Hi.
(snapping): Hi!
440
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:04,339
LADY DRAGON: Oh, one of them must be
a McGillicuddy.
441
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:05,340
Who are you?
442
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,675
I'm Scotty MacArdo.
443
00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:08,927
Well, then she must be...
444
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:13,382
Yeah, yeah, I'm tomorrow's blue plate
special.
445
00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:15,884
Why do you always have to eat a
McGillicuddy?
446
00:22:16,385 --> 00:22:17,386
Eat me.
447
00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,388
Oh, no, we couldn't do that.
448
00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:22,274
Spanish food gives us heartburn.
449
00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:25,727
Well, then I guess tomorrow
450
00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:29,231
you're... you're really going to...
eat me.
451
00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:32,951
(ravenous growling)
452
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,954
(wolf whistle)
453
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,456
What are you whistling at?
454
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,458
Get a load of those drumsticks!
455
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,628
I kinna let you go, Lucy.
456
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:47,382
I will fight the dragon with my bare
hands.
457
00:22:47,382 --> 00:22:49,634
You'll fight the dragon for me?
458
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,586
For bonnie Annie Lucy,
459
00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:53,588
I will lay me doon and dee.
460
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:58,226
(music begins)
461
00:22:58,226 --> 00:23:01,730
There are moments in a maiden's life
462
00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:05,233
when her days are pure as bliss.
463
00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:07,736
But the moment of them all,
464
00:23:07,736 --> 00:23:09,738
the moment I'll recall,
465
00:23:09,738 --> 00:23:13,241
the blissest of the bliss is this.
466
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:16,745
For today you will slay me a dragon,
467
00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:18,747
my darling, my hero,
468
00:23:18,747 --> 00:23:19,748
I'm thrilled.
469
00:23:20,248 --> 00:23:21,249
Ah.
470
00:23:22,951 --> 00:23:25,787
It's like we're in a fairy tale,
471
00:23:26,288 --> 00:23:28,757
except you'll probably get killed.
472
00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:34,463
But for 32 bars, let's sing and act
merrily.
473
00:23:35,464 --> 00:23:39,301
Life is ours...
474
00:23:40,268 --> 00:23:41,770
Temporarily.
475
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,890
(upbeat music playing)
476
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,781
TOWNSPEOPLE: It's time for romance,
so darling let's dance
477
00:23:52,781 --> 00:23:56,785
The dragon waltz
478
00:23:56,785 --> 00:24:00,288
Your life is nill till you know the
thrill
479
00:24:00,288 --> 00:24:03,792
Of the dragon waltz.
480
00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:07,579
A dragon's no hoax, he gobbles up
folks
481
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:11,082
Like chocolate malts.
482
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:15,003
But come what may, let's live for
today
483
00:24:15,003 --> 00:24:18,840
ALL: And the dragon waltz.
484
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,309
A lock of your hair
485
00:24:21,309 --> 00:24:23,311
And darling, please swear
486
00:24:23,311 --> 00:24:27,315
Your love's not false
487
00:24:27,315 --> 00:24:29,818
Take this hanky from me...
488
00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:30,819
Aw...
489
00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:34,156
And this brand-new LP.
490
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:38,076
Xavier MacCougat!
491
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:39,277
(cymbals clash)
492
00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:41,279
ALL: And the dragon
493
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,281
The dragon
494
00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:50,372
The dragon waltz.
495
00:24:55,677 --> 00:24:58,180
(dragon growling viciously)
496
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,182
The dragon is coming!
497
00:25:00,182 --> 00:25:03,185
MAYOR: Throw the McGillicuddy to it!
498
00:25:05,187 --> 00:25:06,688
No, no, no!
499
00:25:06,688 --> 00:25:08,940
(ravenous growling)
500
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:11,610
No, no, I don't have to be eaten!
501
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,612
No, no, I don't have to be eaten!
502
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,614
Scotty said he would fight the dragon
for me!
503
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:16,948
Didn't you, Scotty?
504
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,900
Well...
505
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,819
What do you mean, "well"?
506
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,821
You just said for bonnie Annie Lucy,
507
00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:24,823
you would lay you down and die.
508
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,324
I said no such thing.
509
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:28,827
I said I'd lay me doon and dee.
510
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:31,213
Well, that's what doon and dee means.
511
00:25:31,213 --> 00:25:33,164
Are you kiddin'?
512
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,384
Go on now, Scotty. Now, come
on.
513
00:25:36,384 --> 00:25:37,836
You go.
No!
514
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:38,837
I hope she's nice and tender!
515
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,805
No, no, no!
Nice and tender!
516
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,593
(harp plays arpeggio)
517
00:25:55,737 --> 00:25:56,738
What's the matter?
518
00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,574
You coward!
519
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:05,730
(closing flourish playing)
520
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:13,305
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
521
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,321
ANNOUNCER: The original lyrics were
by written Larry Orenstein,
522
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,823
original music by Elliot Daniel
523
00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:34,326
the choreography by Jack Baker.
524
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,828
"I Love Lucy" is a Desilu Production.
525
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,330
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
526
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,832
will be back next week at this same
time.
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