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Yeah, you are. - Who's Spencer Blankenship? 12 00:00:38,744 --> 00:00:41,650 He's, like, the top modern dance instructor of this century. 13 00:00:41,717 --> 00:00:43,186 And some of the last century. 14 00:00:43,286 --> 00:00:45,457 One of his former students went on to become a backup dancer 15 00:00:45,525 --> 00:00:48,430 for Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine, 16 00:00:48,463 --> 00:00:50,535 which my mom said is a really big deal. 17 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:52,572 But aren't you worried the rhythm's gonna getcha? 18 00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:54,375 I don't know. "Seminar" kinda sounds 19 00:00:54,442 --> 00:00:56,112 like school, but on the weekend. 20 00:00:56,212 --> 00:00:57,582 Yeah. Yuck. Hey. 21 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,519 My cousin Leslie got his minibike running again. 22 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:01,256 Why don't you blow this dancey thing off 23 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,559 and let's just do that. 24 00:01:02,659 --> 00:01:03,828 Zeke, no. This seminar's 25 00:01:03,928 --> 00:01:05,464 gonna launch my dancing career. 26 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,636 This is my destiny. Hey, I found out that people 27 00:01:07,736 --> 00:01:10,173 are allowed to come and watch, if anyone's interested. 28 00:01:10,274 --> 00:01:12,044 - Oh, hell yeah. - Zeke? You in? 29 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:14,549 (groans) Of course I'll come and support my boy. 30 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,989 Great. But maybe get some rest before you come support me. 31 00:01:18,056 --> 00:01:19,526 Your energy is, like, down here, 32 00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:21,830 and I need it to be, like, up here. 33 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:22,766 Hey, Jimmy Jr., 34 00:01:22,866 --> 00:01:24,636 ask your dance teacher if this is anything. 35 00:01:24,703 --> 00:01:26,640 (grunting rhythmically) 36 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,678 I mean, it's something. 37 00:01:29,312 --> 00:01:31,750 Great. Thanks, Frank. I'll take care of her for you. 38 00:01:31,817 --> 00:01:34,188 Okay, then. Bye, Frank. That was my buddy Frank. 39 00:01:34,255 --> 00:01:35,490 I-I gathered. 40 00:01:35,558 --> 00:01:37,394 I'm borrowing his little fishing boat tomorrow. 41 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:39,365 The Wonder Dogs are playing a really good team, 42 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,969 the Bingham Bay Barracudas. 43 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:42,973 And the Wonder Dogs' only good pitcher is 44 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:44,175 still out with an injury, 45 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,079 so it'll probably be a bloodbath. 46 00:01:46,145 --> 00:01:48,149 Uh, why are you so excited about that? 47 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:50,521 Because I'm gonna take the boat out behind the stadium 48 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,626 and see if I can fish out some home runs. 49 00:01:52,726 --> 00:01:54,730 Aw, fun. Ball fishin'. 50 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:57,902 So the Barracudas are supposed to be really good, huh? 51 00:01:57,969 --> 00:01:59,539 Yeah, the Barracudas are stacked. 52 00:01:59,606 --> 00:02:01,275 A lot of their players could go on to the majors. 53 00:02:01,409 --> 00:02:02,712 The majors is the highest league 54 00:02:02,779 --> 00:02:05,551 - of baseball, Bob. - I knew that, Teddy. Thank you. 55 00:02:05,618 --> 00:02:07,087 And if I get those balls signed, 56 00:02:07,154 --> 00:02:08,557 they might be worth a lot of money someday. 57 00:02:08,624 --> 00:02:10,795 - My ears are burning. - Hi, kids. 58 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:13,433 I want something that'll be worth a lot of money someday. 59 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,404 Come with me. I'm borrowing a boat tomorrow 60 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:17,374 and Sunday to fish some home runs out of the bay. 61 00:02:17,474 --> 00:02:19,312 I'm in. I mean, I sorta stopped listening 62 00:02:19,378 --> 00:02:20,848 after you said money, but I'm in. 63 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:23,086 Sounds good to me. My tan needs work. 64 00:02:23,153 --> 00:02:24,589 I am a Pasty Patsy. 65 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:27,629 - I wanna go. I wanna go on a boat. - Great. Come. 66 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:29,265 So, everyone's going out on a boat, 67 00:02:29,332 --> 00:02:32,004 - and I stay here by myself and work? - I think so? 68 00:02:32,071 --> 00:02:34,141 - We'd just get in the way. - You do. 69 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:35,410 Sometimes we just block you 70 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:36,613 from wherever you're trying to walk. 71 00:02:36,647 --> 00:02:39,251 - It's called "Block Dad." - Yeah, I don't like that. 72 00:02:39,318 --> 00:02:41,724 You know, I've always wanted to get a home run ball, 73 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:43,561 ever since I was little. Whenever I went to a game, 74 00:02:43,627 --> 00:02:45,832 it was all I could think about. 75 00:02:45,898 --> 00:02:48,637 I've gotten close, but no luck. 76 00:02:48,738 --> 00:02:49,740 This could be my chance. 77 00:02:49,773 --> 00:02:51,242 Aw, my pappy and his dreams. 78 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:54,181 Okay, so you go one day and I'll go the other. 79 00:02:54,281 --> 00:02:55,384 BOTH: I call first. 80 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,452 (exhales) We can arm wrestle for it. 81 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:58,123 Wait, that's not fair to me. 82 00:02:58,189 --> 00:02:59,425 - Pick the pepper? - Yep. 83 00:02:59,526 --> 00:03:00,394 (vocalizing) 84 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:02,264 They used to choose popes this way. 85 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:03,299 Uh, that one. 86 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,569 - Damn. Pepper. - Yes. 87 00:03:04,669 --> 00:03:06,940 I mean, you'll have fun here tomorrow, Lin. 88 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,045 Okay, but I'm definitely going Sunday. 89 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:10,648 And I want an ice cream in a mini helmet. 90 00:03:10,748 --> 00:03:13,453 - But you'll be in the water. - I still want it. 91 00:03:13,554 --> 00:03:14,856 Well, count me out for this weekend. 92 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,627 Jimmy Jr. signed up for this two-day intensive 93 00:03:16,727 --> 00:03:18,864 dance seminar, so I'm gonna go watch and support him. 94 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:20,902 He says this could make him a famous backup dancer. 95 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:23,206 And who knows? Maybe I'll become a famous backup... 96 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:25,043 singer, and we'll be a famous backup couple. 97 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:28,918 ♪ Backup, backup singing ♪ 98 00:03:29,018 --> 00:03:32,091 ♪ Backup, backup dancing ♪ 99 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:35,063 ♪ Backup singing, backup dancing ♪ 100 00:03:35,197 --> 00:03:37,301 ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 101 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:38,604 - Damn. - Don't forget us 102 00:03:38,704 --> 00:03:40,908 when you're at the top. The top of the back. 103 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:45,785 Hey, Zeke. Isn't this exciting? 104 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,087 Yeah. So exciting. 105 00:03:47,154 --> 00:03:49,492 This could be the beginning of big things for Jimmy Jr., 106 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:51,229 and whoever gets to go on tour with him. 107 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:52,264 Uh-huh. Yeah. (chuckles) 108 00:03:52,364 --> 00:03:53,868 Where my modern dance fans at? 109 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:55,270 Oh, uh, right here? 110 00:03:55,337 --> 00:03:56,472 We're here to watch a friend. 111 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:57,876 Or something more, for some of us. 112 00:03:57,942 --> 00:03:59,813 - Flips Whitefudge. - What's a Flips Whitefudge? 113 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,084 - I'm a Flips Whitefudge. - Are you a dancer, too? 114 00:04:02,184 --> 00:04:04,556 Oh, I don't know. (grunting rhythmically) 115 00:04:04,656 --> 00:04:06,092 - Dang. - Are you taking the seminar? 116 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:07,896 Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 117 00:04:07,962 --> 00:04:09,666 I wish. This is for under 18. 118 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,837 I would've loved to be taught by Spencer Blankenship, 119 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:13,306 but I'm 18... and a half. 120 00:04:13,406 --> 00:04:14,876 - Really? - In dance years. 121 00:04:14,976 --> 00:04:17,414 - I'm under 30, bro. - Hello, students. I'm Spencer Blankenship, 122 00:04:17,515 --> 00:04:18,651 but you already knew that. 123 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:20,353 - Yeah, we did. - Some other things 124 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,090 you probably know: my star pupil, 125 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:23,661 Declan Duggan, was a backup dancer 126 00:04:23,727 --> 00:04:25,865 for Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine. 127 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,334 FLIPS: GE and the MSM? 128 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,840 What you may not know, is not all of you will make it. 129 00:04:29,973 --> 00:04:32,044 In fact, most of you will fail. 130 00:04:32,144 --> 00:04:33,012 A little rough. 131 00:04:33,113 --> 00:04:35,016 Uh, I think he's being inspiring, 132 00:04:35,117 --> 00:04:36,152 With scary words? 133 00:04:36,252 --> 00:04:37,689 So, we will work, we will sweat, 134 00:04:37,789 --> 00:04:39,793 we will mop up the sweat after each day 135 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,930 because we have been asked to do that. 136 00:04:41,997 --> 00:04:44,870 And at the end of the weekend, I will give every one of you 137 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,673 a full critique and tell you if you have a shot in 138 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:49,411 this business, or if you have no chance in hell. 139 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:51,683 Now let's start off with something fun and easy. 140 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,923 Scoop arm into hip sway. Two, three, four... 141 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:57,394 (grunting rhythmically) 142 00:04:57,461 --> 00:04:58,631 Scoop and sway. 143 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:00,333 That's a half scoop. I'm not on a diet. 144 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,171 Give me a full scoop. Oh... 145 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:04,175 - that scoop is floppy. - Uh, it is? 146 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:06,412 Yeah, you're doing this, which is... 147 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:07,715 (trilling): floppy. 148 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,820 Uh, I'm-- I was just trying to put a little 149 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,022 of my own flair on it. 150 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:12,491 Students, you know the phrase 151 00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:14,161 "dance to the beat of your own drum"? 152 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,700 Well, it's dumb, and it's dangerous. 153 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:19,338 People who dance to the beat of their own drum don't 154 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:22,110 get to be Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine's 155 00:05:22,177 --> 00:05:23,012 backup dancers. 156 00:05:23,112 --> 00:05:26,185 They end up dead. To me, to the industry, 157 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:27,989 and to everyone who ever believed in them. 158 00:05:28,056 --> 00:05:30,227 And some of them end up dead! 159 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,497 We're gonna have so much fun this weekend. 160 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,034 I didn't say stop, keep dancing. 161 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,337 Still floppy. Still floppy. 162 00:05:35,437 --> 00:05:36,707 - Oh, boy. - Um, well, 163 00:05:36,773 --> 00:05:38,544 Jimmy Jr. must be glad he's getting 164 00:05:38,611 --> 00:05:40,146 so much feedback so early. 165 00:05:40,247 --> 00:05:43,921 - Is that sweat or tears or, um...? - I think it's both. 166 00:05:48,162 --> 00:05:49,533 -♪ ♪ - Okay, not bad. 167 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,868 Not good, but not bad. 168 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,505 Better than Floppy Scoops over here. 169 00:05:52,605 --> 00:05:54,609 Jimmy Jr.'s got a nickname. 170 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:56,847 Floppy Scoops. That's fun, right? 171 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:58,784 Yeah, probably not damaging to his delicate 172 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:01,857 little psyche at all. I'm gonna look somewhere else. 173 00:06:01,924 --> 00:06:03,126 Oh, a candy wrapper. 174 00:06:03,192 --> 00:06:05,263 I'll check that out for a little bit. 175 00:06:05,363 --> 00:06:07,669 Okay, guys, have fun fishin' balls 176 00:06:07,769 --> 00:06:09,539 out of the sea, my little Moby Dicks. 177 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:11,209 - We will. - Captain Ahabs. 178 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:12,946 - Captain Wha-habs? - The balls would be 179 00:06:13,012 --> 00:06:15,317 - Moby Dicks, Li... Never mind. -(bell jingles) 180 00:06:15,383 --> 00:06:16,520 Don't be vulgar, Bob. 181 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,822 Wish me luck on my tanning journey. 182 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,859 And wish me luck on my journey to get rich 183 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:21,897 selling memorabilia to sports dorks. 184 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:25,136 Good luck. And hey, wish me luck not burning down the restaurant. 185 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:27,407 Ha. Just kidding, I'll put it out. 186 00:06:28,109 --> 00:06:30,280 TEDDY: Looks like a few other people had the same idea. 187 00:06:30,347 --> 00:06:32,117 But we're the only ones with a motor. 188 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,654 I mean, technically, you're right. 189 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:35,858 Hey, buddy! This is a no-wake zone! 190 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,227 - Yeah! - This should be a good spot. 191 00:06:37,261 --> 00:06:39,331 - Are we gonna drop anchor? - Dad, 192 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:40,467 you just gotta hold it, I think. 193 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,170 That's not what-- Forget it. 194 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:43,139 No anchoring for us, Bob. 195 00:06:43,339 --> 00:06:45,511 We gotta be ready to move wherever the balls land. 196 00:06:45,578 --> 00:06:47,014 Yeah. We gotta be ready to pounce. 197 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,922 Excuse me, I gotta get this hot son some hot sun. 198 00:06:51,022 --> 00:06:53,293 It is really sunny. I should have brought a hat. 199 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:54,896 - Did anyone bring sunscreen? - Nope. - No. 200 00:06:54,996 --> 00:06:57,502 Mom slathered us up at home. Against my wishes. 201 00:06:57,568 --> 00:06:59,639 I brought this to help us know when a ball is coming. 202 00:06:59,739 --> 00:07:00,942 GENE: Or we could listen to soft jazz. 203 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:02,645 ANNOUNCER 1: And it's a beautiful day 204 00:07:02,712 --> 00:07:04,181 here at Wonder Wharf Baseball Park. 205 00:07:04,248 --> 00:07:05,952 ANNOUNCER 2: It sure is, and we've got a packed house 206 00:07:06,018 --> 00:07:08,657 here to watch the Bingham Bay Barracudas 207 00:07:08,757 --> 00:07:10,360 barbecue the Wonder Dogs, but 208 00:07:10,393 --> 00:07:12,832 Ira Sabatino, the Wonder Dog ace pitcher, 209 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,970 is coming off the injured list today. 210 00:07:15,036 --> 00:07:17,341 - So maybe they'll lose by less. - Exactly, Phil. 211 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:18,811 Ira Sabatino is back? 212 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:21,048 Eh, might not be as many homers as we were hoping. 213 00:07:21,148 --> 00:07:24,656 Well, maybe the Wonder Dogs guy will throw bad, 214 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:26,693 so there are home runs? 215 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,129 Dad, you can be an announcer. 216 00:07:28,196 --> 00:07:29,766 - Listen to you. - Mm. 217 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,670 So anyway, I'm alone here today. 218 00:07:31,737 --> 00:07:33,607 But that's okay. I like it when it's slow 219 00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:35,010 and I'm the only one here. 220 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:37,214 I make up little games and stuff to pass the time. 221 00:07:37,314 --> 00:07:38,651 I can pretend I'm a famous person 222 00:07:38,684 --> 00:07:39,819 who got a normal person job 223 00:07:39,886 --> 00:07:41,489 to bring me back down to earth if I want. 224 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:44,461 Ha-ha. Anyway, Ginger, call me when you get this. 225 00:07:44,562 --> 00:07:45,831 - Bye, hon. -(bell jingles) 226 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:49,438 Oh, hi. I'm just a normal, common person. 227 00:07:49,471 --> 00:07:50,675 Or am I? 228 00:07:50,775 --> 00:07:52,712 -♪ ♪ - Okay, I am not going to 229 00:07:52,845 --> 00:07:54,983 learn your names, but don't feel bad. 230 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:58,156 You're all my precious students that I call "you." 231 00:07:58,222 --> 00:08:01,495 So if I'm looking at you and I say "you," that's you. 232 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:03,333 Yes, you. Now I'm looking at you. 233 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:05,303 Do it better. You, tighten it up. 234 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,474 Are you a dancer or a pile of noodles? 235 00:08:07,608 --> 00:08:09,011 Um, a dancer? 236 00:08:09,111 --> 00:08:10,648 And have you told your arms and legs they're not noodles? 237 00:08:10,748 --> 00:08:12,952 - What? Um, you're... - Tell them. 238 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,154 You're not noodles. 239 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:16,560 Okay, now I'm gonna tell them. You're not noodles! 240 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,597 Ooh, I would not wanna be that guy. 241 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,799 Floppy Scoops, noodle arms... 242 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,369 belongs outside of a car dealership. 243 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:22,337 Huh? Huh? 244 00:08:22,437 --> 00:08:24,576 Sorry, I can't high-five that. That's my boy. 245 00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:26,546 Oh, dang. Sorry. He's really good. 246 00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:29,519 Also, uh, people like noodles. 247 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:30,721 And Jimmy Jr. is 248 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:32,024 just getting constructive criticism 249 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,361 that's gonna take him to the next level. 250 00:08:34,395 --> 00:08:35,598 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 251 00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:37,100 Yo, I'm gonna hit the vending machines. 252 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,336 Anybody want a snickety snack? 253 00:08:38,369 --> 00:08:40,040 No, Flips Whitefudge! Sorry. Sorry. 254 00:08:40,106 --> 00:08:42,044 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 255 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:44,114 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 256 00:08:44,181 --> 00:08:46,052 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 257 00:08:46,152 --> 00:08:48,690 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 258 00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:50,060 ♪ ♪ 259 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,997 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 260 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:54,068 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 261 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:56,272 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 262 00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:58,142 ♪ ♪ 263 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:03,620 ♪ Ooh... Hyah! ♪ 264 00:09:03,687 --> 00:09:05,791 ♪ Scoop it, scoop it, keep on scoopin' it ♪ 265 00:09:05,891 --> 00:09:07,995 ♪ Scoop, scoop, scoop. ♪ 266 00:09:08,096 --> 00:09:09,164 LINDA: I'm a genius. 267 00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:10,735 -(crowd cheering) - Outside of the Wonder Dogs 268 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,070 bunting in the only run of the game, 269 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,674 this has been a real pitchers' duel. 270 00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:15,210 BOB: Ugh, why did the Wonder Dogs' best 271 00:09:15,276 --> 00:09:16,580 pitcher have to come back today? 272 00:09:16,646 --> 00:09:19,853 It's fun to be so mad when our team does well. 273 00:09:19,953 --> 00:09:21,690 ANNOUNCER 1: Oh. Schulthise got a piece of that one. 274 00:09:21,823 --> 00:09:23,059 It's gonna touch the sky. 275 00:09:23,092 --> 00:09:24,929 - Get ready, Teddy! - This is it! - Ah! 276 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:26,700 ANNOUNCER 2: And the second baseman 277 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,436 gets under it to end the game. 278 00:09:28,504 --> 00:09:31,041 That one was high, but did not go far. 279 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:32,879 - Like me in high school. - ANNOUNCER 1: Burt, don't. 280 00:09:32,945 --> 00:09:35,551 - What? No! - The game's over? 281 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,053 There's only nine innings? 282 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,423 BOB: Stupid baseball! 283 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:40,694 But I mean, it's nice out here, right? 284 00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:42,899 - Is it? - I'm beau-ti-ful. 285 00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:45,136 Doesn't that make us all happy? 286 00:09:45,938 --> 00:09:47,575 Okay, everybody, bring it in. 287 00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:48,811 We're done for today. 288 00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:50,113 You should all be proud of yourselves, 289 00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,017 if your name is you. 290 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,352 No, not you. You. 291 00:09:53,453 --> 00:09:56,025 To the rest of you, you need to show me that you want this. 292 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,029 'Cause right now, I'm not seeing it. 293 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,133 Right now, I see you all just having 294 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,003 boring, non-dancing jobs. 295 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:04,943 Like you. Name a boring, non-dancing job. 296 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:07,047 Uh... a-astronaut? 297 00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:09,819 Yes. So, unless you can tighten it up, 298 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:12,390 you should maybe just be an astronaut. 299 00:10:12,457 --> 00:10:14,061 Yeah, I hate astronauts. 300 00:10:14,128 --> 00:10:16,733 Now, remember, I will be critiquing you all 301 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,537 at the end of tomorrow. 302 00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:20,741 You want a good critique. 303 00:10:20,774 --> 00:10:23,379 So go home, rest, turn off your devices, 304 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:25,183 you're allowed to cry for ten minutes, 305 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,520 drink the exact amount 306 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,859 of water that you cried, and then focus on dance. 307 00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:31,663 Oh, God, I can't take this anymore. 308 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,834 Oh, I don't think we have to turn off our devices. 309 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,470 Take a look. This is my cousin Leslie 310 00:10:35,571 --> 00:10:36,573 when he was our age. 311 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,075 Okay, that's nice. 312 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:40,079 He loved to modern dance more than anything. 313 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:41,917 So he took this seminar a few years ago, 314 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,954 - and Spencer Blankenship broke him. - What? 315 00:10:44,021 --> 00:10:46,125 Spencer broke my cousin Leslie. It's what he does. 316 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:47,862 Why didn't you say anything before? 317 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,566 I wanted to tell Jimmy Jr. about this, 318 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:50,835 but I didn't wanna be negative. 319 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,137 We can't let him come tomorrow. 320 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:53,907 We can't let him get critiqued by that man. 321 00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,678 It'll crush his precious spirit, damn it. 322 00:10:55,778 --> 00:10:57,715 Yeah, I hear you, but what if he goes home tonight 323 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,652 and cries just the right amount, and tomorrow is the big 324 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:01,155 turnaround, where Jimmy Jr. proves he has 325 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:03,426 what it takes, and his backup dreams come true? 326 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:05,096 And I get to fly on a backup private jet. 327 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,867 - Tina, come on. - Okay, yeah, you're right. 328 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,135 We should talk to him. 329 00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:10,608 J-Ju, can we, uh, chitchat for a sec? 330 00:11:10,641 --> 00:11:11,877 Guys, can it wait? 331 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:14,248 I just wanna go home, turn off my devices, 332 00:11:14,314 --> 00:11:17,187 get my cry water ready and prepare for tomorrow. 333 00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:18,289 It's real important, J-Ju. 334 00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:19,792 I don't feel like talking, Zeke. 335 00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:22,832 It's been a long day and I just wanna focus, focus, focus. 336 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,934 Okay, but, Jimmy Jr... 337 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,638 - No buts, Tina. - Yes buts. 338 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:28,142 - I'm going home, guys. - We can walk with you. 339 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,981 - My mom's picking me up! - We'll call you later then. 340 00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:34,789 - I'm turning off all my devices. - Dang it, J-Ju! Dang it! 341 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:36,693 Maybe brunch tomorrow then? 342 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,364 Yo, yo, yo. I'll go to b-runch with you guys. 343 00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:44,842 All right. Goin' out on the water. 344 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,345 Sunday fun day for Linda. 345 00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:49,919 Aw, poor Bob. No home run balls and a sunburn. 346 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:52,224 - Sounds like a country album. - Not poor Bob. 347 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,794 I actually loved not catching any balls 348 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,230 and having a bright red face. 349 00:11:55,296 --> 00:11:58,236 - I-It's great. - Well, maybe Louise, Gene and I 350 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,304 will have better luck. 351 00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:00,674 I mean, it can't be any worse. 352 00:12:00,774 --> 00:12:02,077 I'm gonna work on my back today. 353 00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:03,647 By tonight, I'll look like a perfect 354 00:12:03,714 --> 00:12:05,651 baked potato ready to be covered in bacon! 355 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,989 "Irregular penis face"? Mother. 356 00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:10,426 - Bravo. I love you more now. - Thank you. 357 00:12:10,527 --> 00:12:13,299 - Wait, has it always said that? - No. No, it hasn't. 358 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,436 Tina, are you sure you don't wanna come with us? 359 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,842 It's gotta be more fun than your father makes it sound. 360 00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:20,614 No, I have to go to day two of Jimmy Jr.'s modern dance 361 00:12:20,714 --> 00:12:22,317 seminar so Zeke and I can talk him 362 00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:24,087 out of going to his modern dance seminar. 363 00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:26,025 What? Why do you wanna talk him out of it? 364 00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:28,296 The instructor is a little... awful. 365 00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:29,599 Zeke thinks the guy's gonna 366 00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,703 make Jimmy Jr. want to stop dancing forever. 367 00:12:31,736 --> 00:12:33,372 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 368 00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:34,676 Maybe this guy is right, though, 369 00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,211 and Jimmy Jr. doesn't have what it takes. 370 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:37,915 I mean, this teacher seems legit. 371 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:39,819 And Gloria Estefan can't be wrong, can she? 372 00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:42,625 - No, she cannot. - But maybe we shouldn't let this guy 373 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,796 crush Jimmy Jr.'s dream in front of a bunch 374 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,098 of strangers in tight pants? 375 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,102 Morning, everybody. You guys ready for 376 00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:50,373 a lovely day on the water where we don't get mad at anyone 377 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,545 if the home run situation is disappointing? 378 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,314 If today's Wonderdog pitcher is as good 379 00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,385 as yesterday's, I'm gonna find out where he lives 380 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:59,592 and hire someone to give him an irregular penis face. 381 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:00,861 Fair enough. 382 00:13:00,928 --> 00:13:02,030 Ugh, where is Zeke? 383 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,232 We were supposed to get here early 384 00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:05,838 so we could both talk to-- Jimmy Jr., 385 00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:07,808 you're here. Now. Before Zeke. 386 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,213 Yeah, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls, Tina, 387 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:13,019 or read any of your many, many texts last night. 388 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:15,256 I was getting in the zone, and I'm currently 389 00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:17,628 in the zone, as you can probably tell. 390 00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:19,064 Oh, totally. Yeah, wow... 391 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,068 So what did you want to talk to me about? 392 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,205 Uh... (chuckles nervously) 393 00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:26,078 Oh, look, there's Zeke. Zeke will tell you the thing. 394 00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:28,215 J-Ju... you remember my cousin Leslie? 395 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:30,587 Yeah. Hey, Leslie. Cool minibike. 396 00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:32,023 I thought it would be... 397 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,125 - mini-er. - Thanks. 398 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:34,662 Zeke told me what was going on 399 00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:35,931 with you and the seminar, 400 00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:37,367 and I was all like, "Dude, what?" 401 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:38,804 I should be focusing. 402 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:41,008 Can I maybe talk to you guys after the seminar? 403 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:42,477 No, you need to hear this. 404 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:45,049 I don't like to brag, but I was a good dancer. 405 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,487 - Damn good. Sorry I cussed. - It's true. 406 00:13:47,555 --> 00:13:49,491 He had a natural joy that flowed through every movement. 407 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:52,364 I took this seminar. I wanted to get to the next level, 408 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,236 but Spencer Blankenship, he beat that joy out of me. 409 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:56,973 And that critique thing he does at the end? 410 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,344 That was the nail in my modern dancing coffin. 411 00:13:59,411 --> 00:14:01,281 I hung up my dance pants after that day. 412 00:14:01,348 --> 00:14:03,419 Except for laundry day, I wear them then. But I don't dance. 413 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:06,291 So what do you say, J-Ju? Let's get outta here. 414 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:09,231 - Huh? Come on. Let's get. - No, Zeke. I see what this is. 415 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,137 Two friends who care about you? And their cousin Leslie? 416 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:14,876 You guys don't think I can cut the mustard as a dancer. 417 00:14:14,976 --> 00:14:17,581 - No, that's not, um... - You cut all the mustard. 418 00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,519 Except, you know, when it's defined 419 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:20,888 by conventional standards. 420 00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:22,357 Spencer may have been tough on me yesterday, 421 00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:24,494 but that just means I have to work extra hard 422 00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:25,864 to prove myself to him. 423 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,968 And then he'll give me a good critique, and then 424 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,839 I'm back on my backup dancer path. 425 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:33,045 So you guys can either support me or dis-port me. 426 00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:35,183 - So, goodbye. - Crap! 427 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,452 What do we do? What do we do? 428 00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:38,489 How about this: Leslie, we ride in there, 429 00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:40,594 grab Jimmy Jr., throw him across the back of this thing, 430 00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:43,199 take him to someplace safe and warm and give him some soup. 431 00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:45,269 - He loves soup. - That could work. Leslie? 432 00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:47,273 I can't do that thing where you ride up stairs. 433 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:49,679 Also, I have to go. I'm using this to help someone move. 434 00:14:49,746 --> 00:14:52,217 It's okay, they have a tiny house. 435 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,720 TEDDY: No action in the first inning. 436 00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,490 Hope it's not gonna be another slow day. 437 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:57,695 My back is getting some action. "Backtion." 438 00:14:57,795 --> 00:15:00,032 ANNOUNCER 1: And a fastball thrown right over the plate is hit deep. 439 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,335 - It's gone. - LINDA: Oh. Oh! 440 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:04,107 Yes! Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball! 441 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,644 Teddy, go! Beat them! Use motor! 442 00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:07,180 - Go fast! - Go, Teddy, go, Teddy, go! 443 00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:09,852 - TEDDY: Right, right, right. - Aah! What's happening?! 444 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,856 Ha-ha-ha! Yes! Yes! Yes! 445 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,494 - I got it! - Yay, Louise! 446 00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:16,298 Eat it! All of you, eat it! 447 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:17,902 Sorry, just got excited there. Sorry. 448 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:20,339 The Barracudas are finally gettin' something going. 449 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,210 Like me after my doctor started me 450 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,515 - on fiber supplements. - ANNOUNCER 1: Too much. 451 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,151 -(bell jingles) - Damn it. 452 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,888 - Well, good afternoon to you, too. - Oh, hey, Mort. 453 00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:30,928 Busy day, huh? Can I get on the wait-list? 454 00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,230 Heh. Very funny. 455 00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,635 Thank you. One burger of the day, please. 456 00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,038 Comin' right up. 457 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:37,307 ANNOUNCER 2: Another towering shot into the ocean. 458 00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:38,309 Oh, come on! 459 00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:39,846 You know, there are other stations. 460 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:43,085 Or, wanna listen to my pre-funeral playlist? 461 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,789 Does that thing have an aux in? 462 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:47,460 No, thank you, Mort. I'm fine. I'm calm. 463 00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:49,364 There's probably not gonna be any more. 464 00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,201 - ANNOUNCER 1: Another bomb. - Aah! 465 00:15:51,335 --> 00:15:53,773 - ANNOUNCER 2: The Barracudas are breaking loose. - No! 466 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,876 TINA: Oh, boy. 467 00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:57,515 Jimmy Jr.'s looking a little more dead inside than usual. 468 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,752 You can literally see the joy draining out of him. 469 00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:02,357 - How do we get him out of here? - Should I pull the fire alarm? 470 00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:04,094 Should we just tackle Spencer and go from there? 471 00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:06,733 Or tie his shoelaces together? Damn, he's wearin' slip-ons. 472 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,701 Damn it, Spencer. 473 00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:11,776 ALL: Four home run balls! Four home run balls! 474 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,914 So many home runs. That guy has one. 475 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,116 That guy's got one. 476 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,053 That guy's just fishing, like an idiot. 477 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,289 Oh, wait. He got a ball, too. 478 00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,159 Also, pretty good steering of the boat. 479 00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:21,796 Only hit one kayak that anyone noticed. 480 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:24,301 ANNOUNCER 1: Another home run ball sails into the ocean. 481 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,071 The Wonder Dogs' pitching has completely fallen apart 482 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:27,575 here at the bottom of the order. 483 00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:30,079 It's like Christmas over here, but with soggy baseballs. 484 00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:31,950 Hey, rowboat, you want this one? 485 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:32,985 -(thuds) - MAN: Ow. 486 00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:34,421 Oh. Sorry! 487 00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:35,958 ANNOUNCER 1: The Wonder Dogs have already 488 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:37,528 - given up nine home runs, -(Bob groaning) 489 00:16:37,595 --> 00:16:39,264 and we're not even out of the fifth. 490 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,101 I think maybe this just isn't the sport for you. 491 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,605 SPENCER: So, in conclusion, 492 00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:44,876 you're bad at this, but the good news is 493 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:46,345 your kicks are okay. 494 00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:49,519 So maybe you could do karate, or just kick stuff? 495 00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:53,225 Next up we have... you. 496 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:54,494 Oh, my God, it's happening. It's happening. 497 00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:57,935 Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 498 00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:59,705 Wait, you're doing the tackling thing? 499 00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:01,676 I wasn't ready! I wasn't ready! 500 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:08,557 No! Stop! Uh, hi. 501 00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:11,996 Um, sorry I shouted and ran over here. 502 00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,167 But now since everyone is 503 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,606 staring at me, uh, Mr. Blankenship, 504 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,108 please don't critique Jimmy Jr. 505 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,579 Tina, what are you doing? 506 00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:21,481 Yeah, what are you talking about, whoever you are? 507 00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:24,154 Everyone here paid to hear my critique. 508 00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:26,058 It is invaluable. So you're stealing. 509 00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:28,362 - You're stealing from them. - Jimmy Jr., please. 510 00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:29,865 Don't let this guy crush your soul. 511 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,536 - Yeah, what she said. - Guys, stop. 512 00:17:31,603 --> 00:17:33,540 Just because Leslie took this seminar and didn't 513 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:36,178 make it as a backup dancer doesn't mean I can't. 514 00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,048 - Who's Leslie? - Oh, I don't know... 515 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,384 the best student you ever broke! 516 00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:41,154 Okay, this has gone on long enough. 517 00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,292 Yeah, guys. Stay or leave, 518 00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:44,862 but I'm getting my critique. 519 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:46,331 By the way, I didn't mean you're next, 520 00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,302 - I meant you're next. - Oh. 521 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,974 I feel like maybe name tags would have been helpful. 522 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:53,513 LOUISE: Ah. Best baseball game ever. 523 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,283 All of baseball should be from a boat. 524 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:59,291 - Hey, is that... No. Bob? - Hey, everyone! 525 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,794 What are you doing out here? 526 00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:04,267 - Where did you get that boat? - It's a kayak! I rented it! 527 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,338 I'm here to get some home runs. 528 00:18:06,405 --> 00:18:08,677 What? What a-- What about the restaurant? 529 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,479 - I closed it! Yes! - Really? 530 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:13,452 It's not fair, Linda. You came on a better day. 531 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,056 You're looking a little wobbly, Bob. 532 00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:18,262 It's-- It's just the waves, Teddy. I'm fine. 533 00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,333 No, it looks like you're wiggling your butt. 534 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,038 I'm not wiggling my butt. The ocean is wiggling. 535 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:25,409 Then why are the other kayaks perfectly still? 536 00:18:25,476 --> 00:18:27,146 Yeah, Dad. Just stop wiggling. 537 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:30,152 - I am! I'm trying to! - ANNOUNCER: Surprise, surprise! 538 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:33,025 - Another home run for the Barracudas. - Ha-ha! Yes! 539 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,196 Come to papa. Whoa, whoa, whoa-- Aah! 540 00:18:35,262 --> 00:18:36,431 LINDA: Bob! 541 00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:39,739 - Dad overboard. - Cold! Cold! Cold! 542 00:18:40,373 --> 00:18:42,745 Damn it, that was mine. (screaming) 543 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:46,485 - How do you get back in?! - Hang on, buddy, we'll save you! 544 00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:48,823 - Oh, here comes another one. - Be right there, Bob. 545 00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:51,161 (straining) 546 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,397 Got it! Yes! 547 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:53,933 This is not what I was imagining. 548 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,038 - It's not? - Mom, throw him a ball. 549 00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:57,240 He can pretend he caught it. 550 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,610 No, you-you don't have to do that. 551 00:18:58,677 --> 00:19:00,647 -(bat cracks) - LINDA: Oh! Another one. 552 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,116 - Bob! - Yes! 553 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,187 This one's mine! (grunting) 554 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,657 Whoa. Fine. 555 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:08,128 - Take it. -(cackling) 556 00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:09,665 I got it! 557 00:19:09,765 --> 00:19:11,836 - It's sad how much he needs this. - Is he gonna drown? 558 00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:16,178 - LOUISE: Maybe. But he'll drown so happy. - LINDA: Okay, let's go get him. 559 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:19,484 All right, you, it's your turn, so here's what I wrote. 560 00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:21,589 You already know this, because it's your nickname. 561 00:19:21,689 --> 00:19:24,294 Floppy scoops. Noodle arms. Um... 562 00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:25,797 Here's some other stuff I wrote, uh... 563 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:30,272 "confusing hips, unrelated feet, mad at rhythm." 564 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,443 He's dying. I'm watching him die. 565 00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:33,980 Jimmy Jr. Don't listen to him! 566 00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:36,418 Oh, great. Just great. This again. 567 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,690 I think the interrupting seminar is next weekend. 568 00:19:38,757 --> 00:19:39,925 No! I don't need it. 569 00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:41,662 And, Jimmy Jr., you don't need this. 570 00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,467 Maybe he's right, maybe you are a little unconventional. 571 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,405 He had me convinced that you were never gonna make it 572 00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:47,975 as a backup dancer. But you know what? 573 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:51,048 That's because maybe you're not meant to be a backup dancer! 574 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,285 Maybe you're meant to be a front-up dancer. 575 00:19:53,352 --> 00:19:55,757 Maybe Floppy Scoops are gonna be the next big move. 576 00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:57,694 When you do it, you're doing your own thing, 577 00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:58,797 and that's inspiring. 578 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,767 And it inspires me to do my own thing. 579 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,838 I've watched you dance a lot. More than you know. 580 00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:05,109 And it's special. Maybe this guy doesn't see it 581 00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:06,746 because he's not even looking for it. 582 00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,315 But other people will. I do. 583 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:09,985 I mean, I didn't for a second, 584 00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:11,154 but I do now again. 585 00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:14,595 So just don't let one person stop you from being floppy. 586 00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:16,566 - Damn, Tina. - That was powerful. 587 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,235 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was. 588 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:19,404 - Oops. -(dance music playing) 589 00:20:19,471 --> 00:20:21,876 Dance, noodle boy, dance. 590 00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:27,588 What-- What's happening? 591 00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,761 Don't do that. Stop it. Stop it right now. 592 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:32,497 - No. - SPENCER: Yes! 593 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:36,338 Hey, no clapping. No, no, no, no, no. No, stop. 594 00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,275 - Everybody, stop. - ZEKE: Yeah! 595 00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:41,816 What are you doing? S-- 596 00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:45,690 No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, now. Wait a minute. 597 00:20:45,757 --> 00:20:46,659 This is my thing. 598 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:50,199 You stop that music. Stop that music. 599 00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,969 Hey, Tina, that was amazing. 600 00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,606 Check out my boy, doing what he does. 601 00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:55,544 -(Spencer shouting) - TINA: Look at those noodles go. 602 00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:58,115 ♪ Floppy scoops, noodle arms ♪ 603 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:02,156 ♪ I'm in a trance, you front-up dancer ♪ 604 00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:05,931 ♪ Floppy scoops, noodle arms ♪ 605 00:21:05,997 --> 00:21:10,372 ♪ You are the answer, you front-up dancer ♪ 606 00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:14,648 ♪ Don't let anybody out there tell you ♪ 607 00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:17,621 ♪ What you're doing is sloppy ♪ 608 00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:22,029 ♪ I like arms just like I like my carbs ♪ 609 00:21:22,096 --> 00:21:23,265 Noodles. 610 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,604 ♪ I like my scoops extra floppy ♪ 611 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,240 ♪ Floppy scoops, noodle arms. ♪ 612 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,810 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 613 00:21:28,877 --> 00:21:30,981 and TOYOTA. 614 00:21:31,031 --> 00:21:35,581 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47701

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