Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

♪ Bam and Buff and Bibi ♪

♪ Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels ♪

♪ Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

Hop in the back!

[Buff reading] Keep calm and roll on.

[Harley] I stole it, I stole it.

I stole the trophy.

I am the all-time champion!

Gotham Knights are the champions, Harley.

They're the best team in baseball,

-and they want their trophy back. -[engine revving]

What? Batman was too busy cleaning his batarangs?

-He had to send in some backup bat-person. -[Jetstah laughs]

[grunts]

[engine revving]

[Harley laughing maniacally]

[tires screeching]

Later, backup! [chuckles]

[laughing]

[giggling]

Engage auto-control.

Launch seat-a-pult.

[grunts]

[Harley humming cheerfully]

Your boss ran away, Jetstah,

but don't think for a second you're gonna.

Aw! [chuckles] You adorable little scooter.

Do you come with a cute little bell?

Scooter? I'm a motorcycle.

[laughs]

Jacks to the max.

[laughing maniacally]

[engine revving]

Ah!

Poor little scooter.

Didn't see the boo-boo?

[laughing maniacally]

[engine spluttering]

Aw, man.

[train horn blaring]

And Harley is a-rounding third and heading for home.

[giggling]

Whoa!

Yeah, not.

[gasps]

[suspenseful music playing]

[laughing]

[grunts]

[laughing maniacally]

[whirring]

Nice try, backup.

See ya!

Bat-tracer!

[digital beeping]

[laughing maniacally]

Ugh! Oh, man!

Batgirl to Batcomputer. Gonna need a tow.

[Bibi] I don't know what happened, Moe.

One second, I was about to catch that all-terrain creep,

and the next, I was getting my tires blown out.

You can't let him get to you like that, Bibi.

I know, I know.

But she said I was just a baby scooter,

and it made me so mad.

Yeah. I don't like it when bullies say mean stuff to me either.

Right? I just get so salty.

It makes me wanna... [engine revving]

Hey! Watch the chrome. [grunts]

-[engine revving] -[grunts]

Oh, sorry, my bad.

Sheesh! It's getting so a guy can't change a tire around here

without taking his hard drive into his hands.

[Bibi] See? I did it again.

I can't keep losing my temper like this, Buff.

You just got to learn to keep calm.

Take a... what do you call it?

Uh, a cold pill.

He means a chill pill.

And he's right.

Lucky for you, I know just the thing you need to relax.

A spa day!

But BC always says, spying isn't nice.

Not "spy" day, spa day!

Just leave it to me.

[ethereal music playing]

[both gasping]

[laughing]

-[wheels squeaking] -[sighs softly]

-[grunting] -[Bibi groans]

[sighs]

[chuckles nervously]

[sighs]

[Buff laughing] Yeah!

-[laughs] -[toy squeaking]

Come here, ducky.

-[chuckles] -Whoa!

Hold still!

I can't help it, it tickles!

-[giggles] -[groans]

[hoarsely] All right, I'm fine.

I'm good.

[sighs]

Batwing was so right.

I feel totally calm now.

[chuckles] Yeah, I bet you can stay calm

no matter what names you get called.

[Batwing clears throat]

Welcome to Batwing's wheels and balance class.

Today, we will learn to relax by getting in touch

with our inner chakra absorbers.

We will try the upward facing wheels pose.

Slowly lift your right side wheels off the ground.

-Now... -[Bibi grunts]

...gently move your steering wheel back and forth.

Whoa!

[chuckling] Hey! Bibi's doing a wobbly wheelie.

[chuckling] Whoa! She looks like a dizzy giraffe.

[chuckling] Yeah, that's really silly.

[groans] Buff!

[Buff and Bam grunting]

[groaning] Oh, my zen.

[sighs]

I'm sorry, Bibi.

I didn't mean you were funny.

I meant you're wobbling looked funny.

Yeah, I bet.

Bibi, I've located Harley Quinn

using the tracer Batgirl planted on her ATV.

Better go get ready, Bibi.

Roger that.

I just hope I can stay calm.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Take me out To the ball game ♪

♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪

♪ Steal me a trophy ♪

♪ And make some cash ♪

♪ Give me all sorts of Fun things to smash ♪

-[music stops] -[applauding]

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

[chuckling] Yes. I'm here all week.

-[laughing] -[alarm beeping]

No, it couldn't be.

[alarm beeping]

[dramatic music playing]

[Harley] Aw, nuts!

How'd she find me?

[tracker beeping]

Bad blinky thing.

[grunts]

[engine revving]

[Jetstah giggling]

You're not getting away that easy, Harley.

[laughing maniacally]

Look at you!

-[horn tooting] -[laughing maniacally]

[gasps] Well, that's new.

-[thudding] -[squeaking]

[engine revving]

[engine accelerating]

[thudding]

[scoffs] Not bad!

Maybe you're not just a backup after all.

But you could really use a new ride.

[laughs]

[grunts]

-Wait, what? -[engine revving]

-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! -[tires screeching]

-I'm too close. -[squeaking]

-[tires screeching] -[engine revving]

[grunts]

[groans]

[creaking]

Are you all right, Batgirl?

All good. Not sure about my bike, though.

It's been acting janky all day.

A throttle got stuck back there.

Janky?

I'm not familiar with that particular malfunction.

[chuckles] Better update your language files, BC.

On the W.

Hmm. And no sign of Harley.

I'm afraid the tracer on her ATV has been destroyed.

Maybe I can get eyes on her from up there.

Just chill for a sec.

"Chill"?

My temperature is not elevated.

I did it again, BC.

I lost my temper and messed things up.

I just get so mad when someone calls me names.

That's understandable, Bibi.

But when you feel yourself getting angry,

just take a deep breath.

[inhales deeply]

[exhales]

And remember to keep calm and roll on.

That's easy for you to say.

Nobody's mean to you.

Batgirl accused me of having outdated language files,

and I didn't become angry.

That's true.

So you're saying if Jetstah and Harley start getting nasty again...

You ignore them and stay focused on the mission.

-You simply... -Take a deep breath.

[inhales]

[exhales]

Keep calm and roll on.

[Batgirl] I've got a beat on Harley.

She's headed out of town.

Let's bounce!

-[motor revving] -[tires screech]

[engine accelerating]

[Harley laughing]

You're fast, I'll give you that.

But there's one place that I can go that you can't.

[Jetstah laughing]

[laughing maniacally]

-Off-road! -[Jetstah chuckling]

Oh, you want to flex? I can flex.

Activate ATV mode.

[engine accelerating]

Got four wheels now, huh?

Big deal!

So did the little red wagon I had when I was five.

Take a deep breath. Keep calm and roll on.

Keep calm and roll on.

[squeaking]

[thudding]

Boosters launch!

[whooshes]

[Batgirl] Whoa!

Whoa!

Awesomesauce!

Here we go.

[motor revving]

Not bad...

for a kiddy bike.

[laughing maniacally]

Deep breaths.

Keep calm and roll on.

Whoa!

[whooshing]

-All right! -[tires screech]

[Harley laughing]

No, you don't.

[laughing]

[gasps]

[engine accelerating]

[Harley] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[Harley yells]

[grunts, groaning]

Where is it?

Where? Where is it?

Where's my...

Hmm. Wrong bat.

[sighs] Okay, you got me.

What can I say?

My bike's got power.

-[triumphant music playing] -[engine revving]

[Batcomputer] Gotham PD are on the way.

Shall we schedule the Batgirl cycle for maintenance

to address the "janky" issue?

No, my bike is the GOAT.

Is... that a good thing?

[chuckles] It means, she's the greatest of all time.

[softly] Yes!

[engine revving]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Hop in the back ♪

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