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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Bam] Up in the air.

[Male TV Host] And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Tonight's winner of Gotham's Finest Stars is...

-[sound distorts] -[all gasp]

[Redbird] What happened?

Wait. Who won?

Moe, switch it back.

Oh, this is on every channel.

I can't even turn it off!

Don't touch that dial, Gotham,

because I've taken control of your screens.

All of them. [laughs wickedly]

[gasps] The Penguin.

Forget Gotham's Finest Stars.

Those tasteless fools wouldn't even let me on the show.

But no one is blocking my spotlight tonight.

Thanks to the signal stealer on my ducky dirigible,

everyone in Gotham gets to watch

the incredible talent of The Penguin.

And that's all they get to watch. On every channel.

Forever!

[laughing maniacally]

[Moe] That's low, even for Penguin!

[computer beeping]

Batman, police headquarters is trying to reach you,

but the Penguin's broadcast is blocking their signal.

Then we better get that pompous puffin off the air.

Is the Batwing charged up?

All set, boss.

Go burst that blimp.

I shall begin tonight with a rousing little number

from Cobblepot, the Musical!

♪ The blimp where it happened The blimp where it happened ♪

♪ No one else was in the blimp Where it happened ♪

Ugh! Talk about an inflated ego.

Batcomputer, can you show me Batwing's wing cam

so I can see what's happening?

Good idea, Bam.

As team leader, you can still help by giving her some advice.

[airplane hissing]

Switching to Auto Control and engaging Bat-Glider.

[beeps]

Batman's away.

He's heading down to Penguin's blimp.

Wing, you should fly down with him, in case he needs backup.

-But the clouds... -[Bam] He might need you.

Roger that, team leader.

Wait. I lost sight of Batman.

Where'd he-- [gasps] Oh, no!

[grunts]

Oh, great!

[gasps] Batman!

[loud boom]

[grunts]

♪ Look where I am I'm in the blimp Where it happened ♪

-[Penguin] Well, well, well... -Yeah.

It appears we have a very special guest star.

And that, my friends, is the magic of live television!

[laughs cunningly]

My engine's toast!

Gotta make an emergency landing!

Oh, no! She hates emergency landings.

[Batwing] I hate emergency landings.

-[crashes] -[Batwing] Ow.

Is Wing gonna be okay?

Of course, I am.

She was damaged in the crash.

Moe just needs a little time to repair her.

Is there anything I can do?

I'll get fresh oil.

I'll donate my batteries.

You let me worry about Wing.

Right now Batman's stuck up there

with that juggling jailbird,

and the team needs you to save him.

Me?

No, [stutters] I... I can't.

Sure you can.

Those flying upgrades I installed on you work perfectly now.

Just say the word and we'll put 'em right on!

You're the leader, Bam.

We're counting on you to take charge.

Yeah, just tell us what to do.

You don't understand.

It was my bad leadership that got Batman captured and made Wing crash.

I can't let that happen again.

What are you saying, Bam?

That I'm no team leader.

Better off with me just sitting this one out.

[all] But, Bam...

-We can't. -We need you.

[sighs]

Sorry.

Next up,

the story of my life, performed in interpretive dance.

Hit it!

[loud music playing]

Ah!

Holy hot hair!

[grunts]

We have to get up there and help Batman.

-How? -I don't know.

And it looks like we can't ask Bam what to do.

[gasps] I've got it.

Oh, shoot, I lost it.

Oh, oh! I got it again. Follow me.

[motor revving]

See, with these wings, I can fly up and save Batman.

I think you should have had Moe install those.

He's busy helping Batwing.

Go for it, Buff.

[grunting]

It worked! I'm flying!

Look at me. I'm a bird!

[Bibi] Uh... Buff.

[wings flapping]

[chuckling softly] I don't think that's high enough to reach the Penguin's blimp.

-Oh! -[soft thud]

Hmm. Maybe we should try something else.

Wait. I know.

This is gonna be a sure thing.

Yeah, I'm sure this is going to fail.

Three, two, one, fire!

Whoo-hoo!

[Bibi] I'm flying. I'm flying.

[loud splash]

[Bibi] I'm swimming. [gurgles]

-It looks... It looks, uh... -[both chuckle]

I know it's not great, but it's the only other idea I've got.

What do you think, Bam?

I don't know. Don't ask me.

[sighs wearily] Never mind.

Here goes nothing.

[laughs]

[gasps]

[thuds]

[chuckles sheepishly]

Ugh!

Let's face it.

Without Bam, we're just not sure how to rescue Batman.

I can do this all night, Gotham.

And I intend to. [laughs wickedly]

[Batman grunts]

[buzzer chimes]

-Hey. -Hey!

You're dragging down my audience, Bat-bore.

Time to write you out of the show.

[amusing instrumental music playing]

Really? Walking the plank?

So cliche.

[exhales]

Tailpipes!

He's making Batman walk the plank.

We've got to get up there.

[Moe] Check it out.

Look who's ready to fly again.

[Redbird, Bibi] Wing, you're back.

Are you okay?

Never better.

But I'm not sure how to save Batman.

I'm going to need some help.

A plan.

I know I should do something, but what if I mess up again?

Making mistakes is part of being a leader.

But you shouldn't forget all the good things you've done as well.

Yeah, Batman would have never caught Toyman without you.

And that plan you came up with to catch the Ducky boat

was the best.

I guess I haven't been that bad of a leader.

So what do you say?

I say...

let's strap on those wings.

-Yes. -All right!

You go!

[Penguin] Well, Batman, you've had a good run,

but I work better as a solo act.

Time to take the plunge, Batman.

And to go along with that...

fireworks!

That's it. Now let's give our audience and Batman

a big finale. [laughs maliciously]

[grunts]

Come on, Wing. Come on, Bam.

[thrilling instrumental music playing]

Oh! [grunts]

We need a plan. One that doesn't involve flying through fireworks

I think I might have a plan,

but it's gonna take some expert flying.

-So it'll be up to you, Wing. -You got it!

Okay. It starts with you distracting the Penguin.

First, you'll peel away and start skywriting...

Ready?

Aim! [gasps]

Look, it's me.

Glorious me!

What a perfect ending to my show.

Hey, hey, which one of you guys did that?

Was it Steve?

-Brian? It was you. -[chattering]

You're on, Bam!

[thrilling instrumental music playing]

What?

[gasps]

Disengage Auto Control. Going to manual.

[gasps] Get him!

-Go Batman! -Yay, Bam!

Now that's entertainment!

[thrilling instrumental music playing]

[gasps] Ah! Ha-ha-ha.

You couldn't hit the broad side of a blimp!

-[blimp bursts] -[farting noise]

Oh!

Then again, maybe you can.

Ah, oh, oh, oh!

[chittering]

[squealing]

-One side! Coming through! Move it! Hey! Move it! -[squeaking]

Fear not, loyal viewers,

you haven't seen the last of...

Whoa, whoa. Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

I'm saved!

Ah, maybe not.

Your show's been canceled.

Oh, the humanity!

[newscaster] And that was Batman, earlier tonight,

taking Penguin off the air for good,

but his evil parachuting penguins remain at large.

Charge up the Batwing.

We've got some clean-up to do.

Any more advice, team leader?

I might have some ideas for you.

Just relax. I got this.

What do you think, huh? [in sing-song voice] Not too shabby.

[in normal voice] Watch this. Up! Up...

And... whoa! Yikes!

[Moe screaming] Ow!

[Moe] I'm okay.

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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