Original subtitles

Last time, Momoe-chan was seen getting changed

and Matsuda-kun was the one who saw it.

They went to the basement storeroom in search of a hard disk.

Anyone!? Hello!?

Open the door!

The two of them got locked in the storeroom with no cell reception.

Momoe-chan was greatly flustered by the situation.

This is real bad.

Locked in a room with the opposite sex who just made a nice move...

And although it's a coworker,

I'm so turned on!

That's right.

Both of them are generally acknowledged as sluts by themselves and others.

What is going to happen in this room, I wonder?

Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts Twitter: @hpriestsubs

Raise de wa Chanto Shimasu [I'll be more serious in my next life.]

The dilemma of a male and female slut.

Help!?

Anyone out there!?

I don't think they can hear us.

We have to wait until they notice.

This is bad.

How about shiritori? (a word-chain game)

Out of nowhere?

Better than being bored, right? We don't know when we will get out.

Since it's shiritori, we start with shiritori's Ri.

Ri... Risu (squirrel)

Risu? (squirrel)

Then, suika! (watermelon)

Ka...

Oh no.

Being all flustered, I started something as silly as shiritori.

But I have to avoid silence at any cost.

Silence is the gateway to sex. It's gonna be so awkward!

I wouldn't be able to contain myself!

Matsuda-kun, it's ka!

Ka.

Kawaii... (pretty/cute)

No! Stop!

Why would you hit on her!?

Matsuda-kun is no better than her.

Stupid! What are you thinking!? She's your frickin' coworker!

There are plenty of words that start with ka!

Ka... Ka... Ka...

Kawaii! (pretty/cute)

This is bad...

This could become a problem if the temperature drops overnight.

Don't be stupid!

Now isn't the time to say stuff like, We should hug each other to stay warm!

What's with this surefire situation!?

And what's with me being turned on!? Geez!

This is killing me!

Somebody must have noticed by now, right?

Watch out!

Please, no! Don't look at me like that!

Crap.

The face of a girl who's ready for the next move.

My heart has stopped...

This is so bad!

You're taking your sweet time!

Ah, sorry!

What are you doing?

We forgot our keycards.

We were locked in!

You okay?

Yeah, you saved us. Thanks, Hayashi.

Thank you, Hayashi-kun.

I don't want to repeat that same mistake again!

The workplace is sacred after all.

Since they both got into trouble for having flings with people within their circles as students,

they're aware of the attached risks.

What a disaster, huh?

Right?

The hard disk!

I forgot about it. Thanks.

That was a really nice mood.

If I was younger, I would have totally lost it.

Anyway, having sex with only one person I love is something for my next life.

That was Momoe-chan who safely managed to satisfy her sexual craving within that day.

Man, that was dangerous...

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Good night.

Good night.

Matsuda-kun also had it satisfied on the very same day.

Hiyama Toru is buying moments of fleeting love with the hard-earned salary

from his main and side job.

( For Kokoro-chan )

A chapter about Kokoro-chan who works on Sunrise street.

That Kokoro-chan, the soap land woman Hiyama-kun loves,

is getting embraced by an average of six men per day.

Man, we both totally felt it.

We're a perfect match, huh?

It was great.

How about we become sex friends?

You really are vigorous. I'm impressed.

Every time I have to serve a customer as disgusting as him,

I hit a daruma otoshi inside my head.

Nothingness.

You doing this kind of work...

Your parents must be crying!

I'm sure your parents didn't raise you to do this!

I'm sorry.

Here we have the preaching masturbator.

Making me do my thing

and then making himself feel good by scolding me as if I was some young girl.

I feel sorry for children who have parents like you.

You poor thing.

You must have your reasons for working here, right?

Trust me. Life has more to offer.

Stand strong and you'll be able to crawl back up.

Thank you for your encouragement.

And here we have the sympathy masturbator.

Want to act like some good Samaritan and feel appreciated?

You were moaning like some idiot just now.

Thank you for caring about me. You really are a kind person.

I guess? Well, I get that a lot.

That was disgusting.

Who's next?

Hiyama: How are you?

Lucky you.

Here.

( Is there a brand you like? )

( I really love this brand!

Even though you get showered with presents,

you keep spending it on social games and hosts.

Social games and hosts are both great.

You always get exactly what you pay for.

It's super simple.

I don't really get that side of you,

but since you're a popular girl, you have my respect anyway.

Me, popular?

I'm not so sure about that.

You're super popular!

Well, there's a trick to it.

A trick?

You're like some teddy bear!

I love that!

Always praise their appearance.

It always feels the best when I do it with you.

If only all of my customers were as good as you.

Always claim to have good chemistry.

It's the first time for a kiss to make me feel good.

Always claim it's your first time.

There's no guy who doesn't like to hear that.

See?

I'm so happy.

Me too.

It was a lot of fun...

...and felt so good.

Will you come again soon?

I will come again soon!

Hooray! I'm glad!

Ah, that's right.

The thing you mentioned.

I hope it suits your taste.

He really bought it even though he has no money.

It's yours.

Since he bought it...

Is he hoping for a date?

He's not going to ask me out, is he?

No matter how kind I'm being treated,

I can offer you nothing but the services we provide in return.

There's no need. I don't expect anything in return!

I'm a customer and you're a professional.

That's just the way it is.

I just wanted to express my gratitude for always giving me such a fun time.

I'm really grateful,

so I'd appreciate it if you could serve me again soon.

Thank you so much.

No matter how much he does, he's nothing but a golden goose to me,

but maybe I might shed a tear or two if he were to die from overwork.

Some other guy: Kokoro-chan, how are you? Her reply: I can't wait to see you.

Moron!

Kokoro-chan from Sunrise street was a wee bit moved,

but as expected, she's only about that hard-earned money.

What's wrong?

A-kun isn't replying to my message.

What's the purpose of my life?

An overdue response from a guy and you already question your life?

Because that's really the only thing I have in life.

The 27-year-old Omori Momoe has been in low spirits for a couple of days.

That's because after the baby news from one of her former school classmates,

there has been a spate of similar gorgeous reports from the others as well.

( A group chat with her classmates from high school. )

What a cutie!

Truly adorable! Get some rest.

I'm also having my second. It's due in summer!

- Eh? Congrats! - Congrats!

Congratulations! That's amazing.

You have it good, Momoe. Living your life.

I know, right?

Right? I'd love to have some me-time.

I envy you, Momoe.

I'm the one who's envious!

You're way too depressed, Momo-chan.

Coupled with PMS, my heart is really weak right now.

Oh, really? PMS can be tough, I know.

There, there.

What's PMS?

You don't even know that!?

It's a wrestling move!

Power Muscle Screwdri...

It's premenstrual syndrome, but don't bring it up.

[gekkeimae shoukougun]

Mooncake? The pastry?

[geppei]

Keep it down!

Then what does PMS stand for?

Not mooncake! Menstruation!

[ Not geppei! Gekkei! ]

I envy you...

You have your ants and your doujinshi.

Meanwhile, I truly have nothing.

What are you saying? Don't you have five sex friends?

That's incredible!

I'm sure they'll all be gone in a year.

Stop hurting yourself with your own words!

You know, I'm the only one who's left behind.

I haven't achieved anything at all.

But wait! A-kun just replied!

I bought a present!

What's this? A present from a business trip?

Sorry, wrong person.

Oh no, Ume-chan.

I can feel the darkness taking over.

My heart is festering.

Enough of that! You need a change of mood!

Wait!

In times like these, I always call D-kun.

Momoe-chan was quick to change her mood.

A slice of Momoe.

Momo-chan!

Evening!

You came all the way here?

I'm here to pick you up.

Get on.

Sorry.

It would be embarrassing if my coworkers saw us riding a bike together.

I guess we're walking then.

Your handbag.

- Thanks. - Sure.

- Okay, let's go. - Yes.

Let's buy some food and then go to your place.

Can we split the bill?

- Sure. - Thanks.

D-kun, a 21-year-old freeter.

Apparently he was a famous delinquent in his home town.

He has no money and is sort of a dimwit,

but he's got that irresistible self-esteem distinctive of a former top clique leader.

- I'm totally serious! - You are?

Say D-kun, isn't it pretty far from your place?

Yeah.

Well, it usually takes around 40 minutes,

but since I didn't look at the map, it took me one hour and a half.

Just look at the map!

But I made it anyway, so I count that as a win.

What kind of game is that?

I'm curious, though. Don't you have any worries or dreams?

Well, I wouldn't mind being bigger!

The heck was that?

What about you? Any dreams?

I want to get married!

Come on out, my husband!

Get out here, future husband!

You're missing out on a super fine woman right here!

That's embarrassing!

Hurry up, get on!

We're going warp speed now!

'Cause I'm dying to have sex!

- Okay, here we go! - Here we go!

I'm gonna have sex again tonight!

Shut up!

I'm gonna have real good sex with Momo-chan!

Be quiet!

See? He makes you forget about your worries.

You're too noisy.

Stop it!

- Exausted already? - I'm not!

No! I'm ticklish, I'm ticklish!

Stop. Stop. Stop.

The best-before date was one week ago. Out or Safe?

For me...

Safe.

Safe.

Okay, next.

- Two weeks. - Two weeks, huh?

Safe!

- S-Safe! - Safe!

Okay, next!

Oh! One month.

One month?

- It's natto. - Natto? (fermented soybeans)

Safe!

D-kun?

What is this? I haven't forgotten at all, have I?

About A-kun.

About everyone's magnificent lives.

About me being nothing...

Pardon me.

Oh? Awake?

You didn't go home?

I was thirsty, so I went to the conbini.

Shoot!

There should be more!

I forgot one of the bags!

How stupid of me.

Say D-kun, why are you always having so much fun?

Don't you ever get anxious or worry about the future?

Isn't it better to get anxious after you're in trouble?

If you keep thinking about what may happen,

won't you miss out on all the fun?

I guess you're right.

What are you doing?

That smirk of yours is hella weird!

Shut up!

So weird.

Hey.

Another round?

Let's go!

Your hands are cold!

This is bad! I'm gonna be late!

- Let's hurry! - Hurry! Hurry!

Dash!

- Woops. - Be careful.

Make sure you hold on tight!

We're like high school students.

Meanwhile, all of my classmates have grown up long ago.

But you know what? That's fine too.

While having high hopes for her next life,

Momoe-chan's current life isn't actually all that bad.