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Hayashi-kun started using a dating app.

He got a match with a beautiful woman and during their exchange...

How about we meet up?

I'm sorry, but I'm really busy this month...

However, the truth about that beautiful woman is...

I'm a guy.

A GUY!?

Now, what will you do, Hayashi-kun?

Raise de wa Chanto Shimasu [I'll be more serious in my next life.]

Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts Twitter: @hpriestsubs

Hayashi-kun's lover?

I'm a guy.

But we can still meet if you like.

Of course you don't want to meet...

What's wrong with him?

It's not love.

What are your plans for today?

I think I'll ask out D-kun today.

Well, it's a guy all right.

We could be friends, I guess.

Are you free this Sunday?

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Pr... Pretty...

You mentioned that you like meat, right?

I do...

Are you not hungry today?

I...

Sorry, I just don't feel so well.

You said that you like me, but...

Could it be that you confused desire with love?

It's gotten awkward ever since I told you that I'm a guy.

I guess that's a problem for you.

Well, that's...

Please forgive me.

But I like you.

Even if you can't love boys,

that doesn't change my feelings for you.

This kid just opened his heart to me.

And yet I...

What should I do!?

He sure does look like a girl on closer examination, though.

You finally looked at me.

I'd love to see your place.

Bad idea?

It's okay, right?

Pardon my intrusion.

Sorry about the mess.

It feels like a guy's place. I like it.

Sorry, I wasn't expecting any guests.

Shall I make us some tea?

It's okay, I'm not thirsty.

I'm out of tea, actually.

Some snacks? I only have protein bars, though.

I don't need anything.

Right. Of course.

Please, have a seat.

Masa-san...

Shall I give you a blow job?

You got a BJ from a guy?

What was it like?

Well...

Shall I give you a blow job?

No, no! Hold on! Hold on!

- Don't! - Open your pants!

You clearly have a hard-on.

- But I'm not into... - Relax.

A woman's mouth ain't no different.

Hey! Wait!

Relax.

Hold on!

Guys!

Hayashi, he...!

But way to go, man.

A BJ on your first date.

Well, things happened...

How did you manage that?

Well, things happened...

More importantly, is Nagi-chan equipped or not?

With what?

A dick, of course!

The hell I know!

So you didn't give him one?

Give what?

A blow job!

Not just being on the receiving end, you know.

Hell no!

What a waste.

I mean, since it's two guys,

you should do things you can't do with a woman.

You again...

So, how was it?

Your very first blow job?

It was the best feeling in my life.

Guys!

Hayashi, he...!

Wanna meet again next week?

All right...

That was easy.

You see, Kuriyama Nagi's hobby is to make straight men fall in love with him.

C-kun, your stamina and sex drive is amazing.

I do like sex, yes.

But maybe it's because of that.

Me trying to use girls to cure the loneliness I had as a child.

The heck?

Male and female sluts.

There are three types of male sluts.

I wanna go another round.

The lewd type.

He wants to do it over and over again.

Yes, more.

Stop it.

Yes, more.

I said stop.

Yes, more.

This is already the fifth round.

Although the sex itself is good...

That was great.

Here.

The follow-up service is sloppy.

Continuing with type number two.

Momoe-chan.

You seem a bit tired today.

Work was a bit stressful.

I know you're working hard.

B-kun...

I'm here for you.

The type who likes to use kindness to make women depend on them.

Come.

B-kun...

I love you.

You should save that

for someone you actually love.

They're quite vicious for keeping you at a distance once you fall for them.

And the last type.

Coming in.

The type who gets excited about the idea of doing it.

Say, Please fuck me.

No, that's a bit...

Come on...

Say it so that the neighbors can hear it.

No, I can't.

You want it, don't you?

I do.

You mean, Please fuck me, right!?

Please fuck me!

What's wrong?

I have a date with my girlfriend, so get out.

Once you're done, they become cold.

Go on, get dressed.

Got it?

That was the female slut Momoe-chan with her male slut problems.

On the other hand...

Studio Delta's resident male slut...

Tell me, Matsuda-kun.

Is it because you hate me that you don't make me your girlfriend?

I love you.

Nothing but lies! Be honest with me!

It's not that I hate you...

But I don't love you enough to make you my girlfriend.

What a pain.

No matter if I lie or say the truth, she ends up crying either way.

Hey.

Maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore.

How can you say that?

You know how much I love you!

There's no way I can break up with you!

At this point, there's only one solution.

Ako-chan.

Are you crying?

Because of you.

Geez.

Not feeling it?

I'm not saying no, but...

There are three types of female sluts who spread their legs without thinking.

The type who wants to be seduced and desired.

Hey.

I...

...love you, Ako-chan.

Otherwise we wouldn't be doing this.

I'm happy.

This alone makes me happy.

They're all about satisfying their need for approval,

so they're not really into the sex itself.

Continuing with the second type.

I better go now to catch the last train.

The type who can't say no when you come on strong.

Why not stay the night?

I can't.

That's why you came in the first place, right?

I can't. I have a boyfriend.

I don't care.

I can't.

We can't!

Come on. I have to go.

We can't. No. Stop. We can't...

By the way, there are two patterns,

one who eventually drowns in self-loathing and one who naively falls in love, so be careful.

Say...

Where do you see our relationship going?

She's the latter, huh?

And for the last type...

The type that genuinely loves sex.

That was great.

And of course the most troublesome of them all has to call again today.

Hey, your phone is ringing.

A woman?

My mother.

She's calling you at this hour?

Shouldn't you take it? It might be a family emergency.

It's fine. That's normal for her.

It is?

She's emotionally unstable

and always comes to me for help when there's a problem.

Sounds kinda clingy.

You girls are no different, though.

There are also days when I don't have sex and stay the night at the office.

Sorry, I forgot to lock the door.

I.. I'm sorry. It's totally my fault.

I don't know if it's because of my bugged sense of chastity over the years,

but I've become less and less bothered about other people seeing me naked.

In fact, it's actually gratifying to be acknowledged for my good figure.

Maybe it's because I got this body through hard work.

I used to be quite different in the past.

Matsuda-kun.

I'm done now.

I'm sorry you had to see that.

No, I'm the one who should be sorry.

Matsuda-kun is a surprisingly conscientious person.

Maybe he's a lot like me?

Which reminds me! I was looking for an external hard drive.

Do we have one I can use?

There should be a spare one in the basement storeroom, I think.

Here it is.

This should do the trick.

Thanks.

I didn't bring my card. Did you?

I didn't.

For real?

What do we do?

Ume-chan should be here soon. I'll try and call her.

I'll try and call Hayashi.

No signal down here...

We're trapped!

The two sluts, Momoe-chan and Matsuda-kun, trapped in a locked room together...

Help!

Anyone?

Anyone out there?

What will happen to the two of them?

Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts

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