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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,085 --> 00:01:17,780 Nick, this was a tragedy but it's not why we're here. 2 00:01:18,116 --> 00:01:20,257 What, are we fighting the weather now? 3 00:01:20,282 --> 00:01:22,897 The locals say the cyclone had a face. 4 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:25,507 Well, people see things when they're under stress. 5 00:01:25,562 --> 00:01:29,522 Okay? That does not mean that this is the start to some other, big world... 6 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,159 Who are you? 7 00:01:42,207 --> 00:01:44,449 You don't want any part of this. 8 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:31,739 -in memoriam- 9 00:02:59,915 --> 00:03:02,024 Gone, but not forgotten. 10 00:03:02,102 --> 00:03:03,836 Thanks to Keneth Lim and Vienna Hammarky 11 00:03:03,861 --> 00:03:06,547 for their help with that touching video tribute. 12 00:03:06,657 --> 00:03:08,633 This year has been nothing short of... 13 00:03:08,658 --> 00:03:10,953 (Bleep)'s crazy. It's like insane. 14 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:11,953 - Jason! - What? 15 00:03:11,961 --> 00:03:13,445 No swearing. 16 00:03:13,532 --> 00:03:15,711 Nah, it's a scholastic school. We're good. 17 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:17,423 ... historic. 18 00:03:17,471 --> 00:03:20,566 Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, 19 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:24,591 including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. 20 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:28,903 But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. 21 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,778 They called it "The Blip". 22 00:03:32,887 --> 00:03:35,730 Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. 23 00:03:35,769 --> 00:03:39,925 But our classmates that didn't blip, had grown five years older. 24 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:42,707 Yeah, like my little brother? He's now older than me. 25 00:03:42,785 --> 00:03:44,254 Yeah, it's math. 26 00:03:44,503 --> 00:03:46,917 And even though we had blipped away halfway through 27 00:03:46,942 --> 00:03:49,698 the school year and had already taken midterms, 28 00:03:49,722 --> 00:03:52,495 the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. 29 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,347 It's totally unfair. It's not right. 30 00:03:55,439 --> 00:04:00,955 Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. 31 00:04:01,011 --> 00:04:05,307 As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on. 32 00:04:06,104 --> 00:04:08,128 To a new phase of our lives. 33 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,878 And pray nothing crazy happens again, 'coz are 34 00:04:09,903 --> 00:04:11,606 the Avengers, even like, a thing anymore? 35 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:13,555 Does anyone even have a plan? 36 00:04:13,605 --> 00:04:15,213 I have a plan. Okay... 37 00:04:15,238 --> 00:04:17,183 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. 38 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:17,767 Mm-hmm. 39 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,753 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter 40 00:04:19,778 --> 00:04:21,618 and watch movies with her the whole time. 41 00:04:21,644 --> 00:04:22,784 - Okay. - Three... 42 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:25,918 When we go to Venice, Venice is super-famous for making stuff out of glass, right? 43 00:04:25,943 --> 00:04:27,043 - True. - So, I'm gonna buy her 44 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:30,076 a Black Dahlia necklace because her favorite flower is the Black Dahlia, 45 00:04:30,101 --> 00:04:31,804 - because of, well... - The murder. 46 00:04:31,829 --> 00:04:33,022 The murder. Four... 47 00:04:33,061 --> 00:04:36,048 When we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, 48 00:04:36,099 --> 00:04:38,263 give her the necklace, and then, five... 49 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,154 I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 50 00:04:40,211 --> 00:04:43,765 And then six, hopefully she tells me, she feels the same way. 51 00:04:43,835 --> 00:04:45,789 - Don't forget step seven. - Step seven... 52 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,718 Don't do any of that. 53 00:04:48,408 --> 00:04:49,251 Why? 54 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:51,307 Because we're gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter. 55 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,221 - Ned... - Look, I may not know much, 56 00:04:53,246 --> 00:04:54,626 but I do know this... 57 00:04:54,651 --> 00:04:57,588 Europeans love Americans. 58 00:04:57,736 --> 00:04:58,330 Really? 59 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,359 And more than half of them are women! 60 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,532 Okay. Sure, but... 61 00:05:02,813 --> 00:05:04,680 I really like MJ, man. Okay? 62 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,713 She's awesome, she's super-funny in a kind of dork way 63 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:10,330 and sometimes I catch her looking at me, and I feel like I stood up late... 64 00:05:10,355 --> 00:05:11,681 Dude she's coming now. Just don't say anything. 65 00:05:11,706 --> 00:05:12,612 What up, dorks? 66 00:05:12,628 --> 00:05:13,737 Excited about the science trip? 67 00:05:13,762 --> 00:05:16,236 Hey, uh, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. 68 00:05:16,261 --> 00:05:18,926 - Yeah. And Peter's plan. - You have a plan? 69 00:05:20,707 --> 00:05:22,183 I don't have a plan. 70 00:05:22,668 --> 00:05:26,574 No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons while we're travelling to other countries. 71 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:28,566 Like, like a grandmother? 72 00:05:28,774 --> 00:05:31,289 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons. 73 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,516 Oh. Okay, well... 74 00:05:34,806 --> 00:05:37,353 That was a real roller coaster. 75 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,416 By the way, travel tip... 76 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:40,815 You should probably download a VPN on your phone just 77 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,230 so that the government can't track you while we're abroad. 78 00:05:43,254 --> 00:05:45,831 Smart. Will do. 79 00:05:50,923 --> 00:05:54,008 Dude, I think that went really great. 80 00:05:56,281 --> 00:05:58,297 When, when I blipped back to my apartment, the 81 00:05:58,322 --> 00:06:01,235 family that was living there was very confused. 82 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:03,930 The wife thought that I was a mistress, 83 00:06:03,961 --> 00:06:06,250 Grandma thought that I was a ghost... It was... 84 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,975 It was really a mess. 85 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,436 Thank you all for coming out to support those who have been displaced by the blip. 86 00:06:12,461 --> 00:06:16,679 And of course, thanks to our very own, Spider-Man! 87 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:29,886 Thank you, Ms. Parker for having me. 88 00:06:30,222 --> 00:06:33,222 And, thank you, you guys for having me. 89 00:06:35,152 --> 00:06:36,633 Well, thank you, Spider-Man. 90 00:06:36,658 --> 00:06:40,712 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. Thank you. 91 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:48,176 - That was amazing. - That was great! 92 00:06:48,239 --> 00:06:49,668 That was so cool. I was so nervous. 93 00:06:49,693 --> 00:06:51,862 Sorry, I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn't in the pocket... 94 00:06:51,887 --> 00:06:52,808 No, I thought you did great. 95 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:55,270 Yeah, well, I actually did think you were a little stiff. 96 00:06:55,989 --> 00:06:58,325 - I felt that, too. I felt that, too. - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 97 00:06:58,341 --> 00:06:59,044 Okay... 98 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,340 - Did you get your passport? - Yeah. 99 00:07:00,364 --> 00:07:02,387 - Minty toothpaste? - Yeah. 100 00:07:03,571 --> 00:07:05,560 Hey, sorry I'm late. 101 00:07:05,704 --> 00:07:07,016 Happy! Hey. 102 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,486 - Oh, you look lovely. - Thanks, you too. 103 00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:11,284 Thank you. New dress? 104 00:07:11,324 --> 00:07:13,063 Uh, yeah, yes. It is. 105 00:07:13,373 --> 00:07:15,857 - That's a new beard. - It's my... my blip beard. 106 00:07:15,882 --> 00:07:19,443 'Cause I grew it... in the blip... blip beard. 107 00:07:19,475 --> 00:07:20,740 I see. 108 00:07:21,489 --> 00:07:23,371 Anyway, so, the reason I'm late is because this was 109 00:07:23,396 --> 00:07:25,848 misplaced at the office, can you believe it? Because it's enormous? 110 00:07:25,873 --> 00:07:28,903 I mean, not the amount. The size. The amount is nice, too. 111 00:07:29,021 --> 00:07:31,052 The very generous Pepper Potts, said, 112 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:32,771 - Thank you. - she's sorry she couldn't be here. 113 00:07:32,779 --> 00:07:36,966 I think I'm gonna go change the sterno under the vegan lasagna. 114 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:40,217 Spider-Man, go shake hands. 115 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,552 Will do. 116 00:07:46,359 --> 00:07:48,046 What just happened? 117 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:49,265 Heads up... 118 00:07:49,671 --> 00:07:51,917 - Nick Fury's calling you. - Nick Fury's gonna call me? 119 00:07:51,942 --> 00:07:52,942 - Yeah. - Why? 120 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:56,747 Why? Because he probably, have some... hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero. 121 00:07:56,772 --> 00:07:57,849 He calls superheroes. 122 00:07:57,869 --> 00:08:01,559 Well, I mean if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else. Not me. 123 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,411 Apparently not. 124 00:08:07,664 --> 00:08:09,240 No caller ID. That's him. 125 00:08:09,265 --> 00:08:10,475 I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury. 126 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,422 - Answer the phone. - Why? 127 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,782 Because if you don't talk to him, then I have to talk. I don't wanna talk to him. 128 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:16,697 - Why don't you wanna talk to him? - Because I'm scared. Just answer the phone. 129 00:08:17,658 --> 00:08:19,025 You sent Nick Fury to voicemail? 130 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:19,618 Yeah. 131 00:08:19,627 --> 00:08:22,291 - You don't send Nick Fury to voicemail. - Did you hear that? They're calling me. 132 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:23,454 I gotta go. I gotta go. 133 00:08:23,479 --> 00:08:24,563 - You gotta talk to him. - I'm gonna call him. 134 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,893 I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will. 135 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,744 You do not ghost Nick Fury. 136 00:08:28,807 --> 00:08:30,924 I promise you, I'll call him... 137 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,126 ... after my trip. Hey! 138 00:08:35,939 --> 00:08:39,087 Yeah? No, no. He's not ghosting you. 139 00:08:41,572 --> 00:08:43,905 Okay, okay, one question at a time. 140 00:08:44,853 --> 00:08:46,610 Are you the head Avenger now? 141 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:47,798 No, I'm not. 142 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,999 If the aliens come back, what are you gonna do? 143 00:08:52,024 --> 00:08:54,328 Does anyone have any neighborhood question? 144 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,414 Shawn Winford, Queens Tribune. 145 00:08:56,439 --> 00:09:00,414 What is it like to take over from Tony Stark? Those are some big shoes to fill. 146 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,343 I'm, uh... 147 00:09:05,031 --> 00:09:08,132 I'm gonna go. Thanks so much everyone, for coming. 148 00:09:47,908 --> 00:09:48,908 Okay... 149 00:09:55,069 --> 00:09:56,022 Hungry? 150 00:09:58,092 --> 00:09:59,522 So sorry. 151 00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:02,123 I thought that you could sense that, with your 152 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,168 Peter-tingle. 153 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,412 Please, do not start calling it my Peter-tingle. 154 00:10:05,484 --> 00:10:08,811 So what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? 155 00:10:08,836 --> 00:10:12,153 No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break. 156 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:14,935 You deserve it. 157 00:10:18,622 --> 00:10:19,965 You know what? 158 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,677 You should pack your suit, just in case. 159 00:10:22,702 --> 00:10:24,352 I have a tingle about it. 160 00:10:24,618 --> 00:10:27,250 Please stop saying tingle, May? 161 00:10:37,031 --> 00:10:38,500 No, no. I'm not. 162 00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:45,212 Yeah! 163 00:10:53,121 --> 00:10:55,494 Do you want the first shift? Just saying that I could take either. 164 00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:56,644 Give me the third shift. 165 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,347 I can't chaperone these kids alone. 166 00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:02,376 Yo, Parker, this is called an airplane. 167 00:11:02,401 --> 00:11:05,910 It's like the buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighborhoods 168 00:11:05,935 --> 00:11:08,395 - instead of driving through them. - Ma'am? 169 00:11:09,025 --> 00:11:12,349 He blipped, so technically he's 16, not 21. 170 00:11:12,503 --> 00:11:13,870 I'll take that. 171 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:16,229 She's lying. I don't even know this girl. 172 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,619 Classic MJ, right? 173 00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:24,650 Did you know Brad was coming? 174 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,806 It's... so weird. 175 00:11:26,831 --> 00:11:30,213 Like, one day, he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time, 176 00:11:30,238 --> 00:11:34,119 and suddenly, we blip back and he's totally ripped and super nice, 177 00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:36,910 - and all these girls are after him? - Not all the girls are after him. 178 00:11:36,935 --> 00:11:39,224 No man. They're all after him. 179 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:43,050 Anyway, on to more important things... 180 00:11:43,075 --> 00:11:46,731 It's a 9-hour flight. We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. 181 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:51,910 I need your help to sit next to MJ. 182 00:11:52,575 --> 00:11:54,609 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously! 183 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:57,501 What about your plan? American bachelors in Europe? 184 00:11:57,526 --> 00:12:00,924 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan. 185 00:12:03,768 --> 00:12:04,861 Please. 186 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,651 Hey, guys, uh... 187 00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:15,211 There's an old lady sitting in front of us, wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and... 188 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,845 it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. 189 00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:22,212 You know, Betty, if you could just switch seats with him, that would be... 190 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:24,353 He's allergic to perfume? 191 00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:28,401 Yeah, yeah, 'cause, umm... it makes his eyes water... 192 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,910 - and he can only see--- - Excuse me, Peter has a perfume allergy? 193 00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:32,658 - Oh, uhh... - Well I'll tell you from experience, 194 00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:36,229 perfume allergies are no joke. I can feel hives breaking out already. 195 00:12:36,246 --> 00:12:39,361 MJ, stand up. Ned, take MJ's spot. 196 00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:41,042 MJ, you take my spot. 197 00:12:41,424 --> 00:12:43,222 Peter, come with me. Let's get you out of there. 198 00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:46,411 Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. 199 00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:49,698 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. 200 00:12:49,773 --> 00:12:53,707 Your safety is my responsibilty. And Mr. Dell's, but he's... 201 00:12:53,953 --> 00:12:57,562 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter. Let's go! 202 00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:05,252 Yep... 203 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:08,361 I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. 204 00:13:10,484 --> 00:13:11,398 So... 205 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:14,460 - Do you wanna play Beast Slayer? - Nope. 206 00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:17,701 Have you, have you ever played any kind of PC game... 207 00:13:17,726 --> 00:13:18,843 Nope. 208 00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:23,347 Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? 209 00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:26,800 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. 210 00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:28,443 We had a fake funeral for her and everything. 211 00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,278 Well, the funeral was real. 212 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:32,873 Because I thought she was really dead. Do you wanna see the video? 213 00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:36,060 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter if you wanna watch a movie. 214 00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:38,487 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. 215 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,868 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. We can watch together. 216 00:13:41,969 --> 00:13:44,743 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. 217 00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:49,078 Our flight time today will be eight hours and forty-nine minutes to Venice, Italy. 218 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,707 Hey, man. 219 00:14:57,005 --> 00:14:58,983 Did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? They were 220 00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:01,112 watching movies and laughing the entire time. 221 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:03,646 Dude, don't worry, okay? I'm sure that's nothing. 222 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:06,027 Hey, Babe. Can you hold this for me, please? 223 00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:08,467 - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 224 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,789 What was that? 225 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,924 Well, we actually got to talking on the plane, and it turns out... 226 00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:26,113 We have a lot in common. So, uh, we're boyfriend-girlfriend now. 227 00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:28,953 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? 228 00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:29,795 Peter... 229 00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:34,364 Those were the words of a boy. That boy, met a woman. 230 00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:38,168 A very strong and powerful woman. And now... 231 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:40,763 - That boy's a man. - Babe? 232 00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:42,443 Coming, Babe. 233 00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:50,271 There's nothing in there. I swear. 234 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,752 This, no. 235 00:16:16,489 --> 00:16:17,652 Sorry. 236 00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:20,988 - I'm here. - Wait, wait, wait... 237 00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:23,395 - Peter's here. - Thank goodness. 238 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,540 Looks like we're here. 239 00:16:58,595 --> 00:17:01,782 Doing some renovations to the place. Getting some upgrades. 240 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,485 - That must be the concierge. - Okay. 241 00:17:06,612 --> 00:17:08,687 Everyone, here we are. 242 00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,945 - Whoa! - Whoa. 243 00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:12,852 - Tell me we're not staying here. - Wow! 244 00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:16,242 - This place is sinking. - I think you mean 'charming'. 245 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:17,961 Okay, everybody. 246 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,150 Drop your bags off, we're gonna meet at the Da Vinci museum at three. Let's go! 247 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,956 - Vamonos! - It's andiamo. 248 00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:25,038 Andiamo! 249 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:29,780 When in Rome, we do as the Romans do. We here in Venice, the socks get wet. 250 00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:38,843 What's up, Flash mob? How are you guys doing? I'm here in Saint Marco Polo... 251 00:17:40,648 --> 00:17:42,648 This is so much fun! 252 00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:06,980 Three, two, one. 253 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:10,106 - Say "pizza"! - Pizza! 254 00:18:29,431 --> 00:18:31,307 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 255 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:32,846 Hi. Uh... 256 00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:34,994 I'm looking for a, uh... 257 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,940 Fiore nero. 258 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,164 It's perfect. 259 00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:56,122 Boh! 260 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,601 - What? - Boh. 261 00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:01,732 It's the most perfect word in the world. Italians created it, and I just discovered it. 262 00:19:01,757 --> 00:19:02,694 What does it mean? 263 00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,138 That's the thing, it can mean a million things. 264 00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:05,250 It can mean "I don't know", "get out of my 265 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:07,655 face", "I don't know and get out of my face." 266 00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:10,676 It's the best thing Italy ever created. Except for maybe espresso. 267 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,973 - Oh, so you've been drinking espresso. - Mmm. 268 00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:16,379 German? American? 269 00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:17,926 Boh. 270 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,699 Whoa. 271 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,315 Boh is my new superpower. 272 00:19:22,364 --> 00:19:25,605 It's like the anti aloha. I was born to say this word. 273 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,769 So what's in the bag? 274 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:29,246 Oh. Uh... 275 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:30,830 Boh. 276 00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:32,536 Nice. 277 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,639 Whoa. Cool. 278 00:19:58,451 --> 00:19:59,912 What was that? 279 00:20:22,563 --> 00:20:24,180 Betty! Are you okay? 280 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,063 Come on! 281 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,609 - What is that? - I don't know! 282 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,544 - What are you gonna do? - I left my suit in the hotel room. 283 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,310 - Why? - Because I'm on vacation, Ned. 284 00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:39,295 Everyone's gonna see my face. Just get them out of here. 285 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,320 Go! 286 00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:52,413 Get outta here. Go! 287 00:20:54,492 --> 00:20:56,054 Oh, my God! 288 00:21:17,846 --> 00:21:19,276 Oh, no, you don't. 289 00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:31,818 Are you okay? Get out of here. Go! 290 00:22:23,307 --> 00:22:25,744 Excuse me, sir! I can help, let me help. 291 00:22:25,769 --> 00:22:27,708 I'm really strong and I'm sticky. 292 00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:30,334 I need you to lead it away from the canal. 293 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,848 The Da Vinci museum. This is why we're here in Venice. 294 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,348 This is it. 295 00:23:00,372 --> 00:23:02,415 It's closed. Huh. 296 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,604 What do you mean it's closed? 'Till when? 297 00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:04,604 November. 298 00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:07,799 - You didn't check the website? - Oh, that's a good idea. 299 00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:24,478 Oh, come on. 300 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,172 Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here. 301 00:24:28,716 --> 00:24:30,099 Who is that guy? 302 00:24:30,123 --> 00:24:32,724 I don't know. But he's kicking that water's ass. 303 00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:23,126 It's aliens. It has to be. 304 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,853 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed 305 00:25:25,878 --> 00:25:29,383 to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers. 306 00:25:29,408 --> 00:25:32,252 Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the internet. 307 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,766 - Spider-Man can take him. - What do you think it is? 308 00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:39,476 You know, being a man of science... 309 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:41,101 Witches. 310 00:25:41,313 --> 00:25:43,148 No, no, no, no. We wanna stay. We wanna stay. 311 00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:46,758 It's a good thing that I packed your suit, huh. I can't believe you forgot it. 312 00:25:46,783 --> 00:25:47,673 Yeah. 313 00:25:47,728 --> 00:25:50,954 So, who was that guy that you were with? Was that Mister Strange? 314 00:25:50,979 --> 00:25:53,775 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. 315 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,510 And, umm.. No. I don't know who that was. He was a new guy. 316 00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:59,245 - I was trying to help him, but... - Hey, Happy. No. That's my lunch. 317 00:25:59,285 --> 00:26:01,472 - Don't eat that one. - Happy's there? 318 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,089 Yeah. It's Happy. 319 00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:05,831 He's here. He came by to volunteer. 320 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,801 And, he's hanging around the office. And he wants to say hi. 321 00:26:08,826 --> 00:26:10,754 No, I don't... Hi, Peter. 322 00:26:10,762 --> 00:26:12,746 Hey, Happy. 323 00:26:13,028 --> 00:26:17,356 I'm sorry. I'm working real hard here. I gotta do a leaflet drop. 324 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,840 - What are you even doing... - I'm glad you're having a good time. 325 00:26:19,865 --> 00:26:22,496 Don't worry. I'm really taking care of your aunt. 326 00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:27,332 So, uhh, how's the plan going? 327 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,269 There's... some setbacks, for sure. 328 00:26:31,294 --> 00:26:33,847 Don't overthink it. Just trust your instincts and you'll be fine. 329 00:26:33,872 --> 00:26:36,144 I know. Love you. Bye. 330 00:26:38,238 --> 00:26:39,441 Who is that guy? 331 00:26:39,503 --> 00:26:41,987 He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. 332 00:26:42,057 --> 00:26:46,775 - He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. - What is it with you and Spider-Man? 333 00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:51,832 What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood, and, you know, 334 00:26:51,857 --> 00:26:54,903 he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. 335 00:26:54,928 --> 00:26:57,928 'Sup, dickwad? I thought you drowned. 336 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,626 Sounds like his name's Mysterio. 337 00:27:02,735 --> 00:27:06,055 Luomo del misterio is Italian for man of mystery. 338 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,837 They don't actually know who he is. 339 00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:09,462 Mysterio. 340 00:27:10,569 --> 00:27:12,302 - Cool name. - Cool name. 341 00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:14,693 - Babe! - Babe! 342 00:27:14,749 --> 00:27:18,677 - So, how much did you actually see? - Not much... I was running. 343 00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:21,334 Right. Me too. I was also running. 344 00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:22,827 Away. 345 00:27:24,608 --> 00:27:26,248 So, Paris tomorrow. 346 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,778 Go to the Eiffel tower. Should be great. 347 00:27:29,803 --> 00:27:34,377 I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane. 348 00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:38,524 Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip. 349 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,555 What are you gonna do about the water monster? 350 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,071 Nothing. It's dead. 351 00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:47,917 And besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. Look... 352 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:51,184 I just wanna spend some time with MJ, while talking about Paris and... 353 00:27:51,223 --> 00:27:53,912 - I think she really likes me. - That's nice. 354 00:27:53,937 --> 00:27:56,069 It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. 355 00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:58,052 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right... 356 00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:06,783 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. 357 00:28:10,139 --> 00:28:11,771 You're Nick Fury. 358 00:28:12,162 --> 00:28:13,803 You just shot Ned. 359 00:28:13,889 --> 00:28:16,209 It's just a mild tranquilizer. He'll be all right. 360 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,599 So good to finally meet you. 361 00:28:19,835 --> 00:28:23,746 I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. 362 00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:25,685 No, that would have been really inappropriate. 363 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:27,905 That's what I just said. 364 00:28:28,153 --> 00:28:30,511 The important thing is, you're here. 365 00:28:30,536 --> 00:28:34,802 I tried to bring you here. You avoided me, and now, you're here. 366 00:28:34,827 --> 00:28:36,653 What a coincidence. 367 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,143 Wait. Was this a coincidence? 368 00:28:39,168 --> 00:28:42,079 I used to know everything. 369 00:28:42,104 --> 00:28:46,077 Then I come back five years later and now, I know nothing. 370 00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:48,610 No intel, no team, 371 00:28:48,635 --> 00:28:54,211 and a high school kid, is dodging my calls. 372 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:55,825 Here's what I do know... 373 00:28:58,044 --> 00:29:03,614 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. 374 00:29:04,004 --> 00:29:07,247 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. 375 00:29:11,103 --> 00:29:12,665 Three days later... 376 00:29:12,837 --> 00:29:16,220 A similar event in Morocco. A village was... 377 00:29:18,345 --> 00:29:23,076 Just making the rounds. See if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic event. 378 00:29:23,101 --> 00:29:25,704 No. We're... we're okay. We're fine, thank you. 379 00:29:25,729 --> 00:29:29,416 Great. 'Cause I'm not qualified, to actually... 380 00:29:29,441 --> 00:29:32,778 Oh, he's passed out. I'm not really qualified to do it anyway, so... 381 00:29:32,803 --> 00:29:34,245 Good night. 382 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:38,810 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. You were saying? 383 00:29:38,835 --> 00:29:42,073 A village was destroyed by what may well be another world threatening... 384 00:29:42,105 --> 00:29:45,379 Babe, you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts. 385 00:29:45,404 --> 00:29:47,258 Um... he's asleep, Betty. 386 00:29:47,298 --> 00:29:49,856 - Oh. Already? - Hm-mmm. Yeah. 387 00:29:49,881 --> 00:29:52,969 - Okay. - That's why it's imperative... 388 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:56,670 Boys! That canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria... 389 00:29:56,695 --> 00:30:01,171 Another person touches that door, you and I are going to attend another funeral. 390 00:30:07,779 --> 00:30:09,575 Stark left these for you. 391 00:30:09,826 --> 00:30:10,911 Really? 392 00:30:22,066 --> 00:30:25,582 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 393 00:30:26,809 --> 00:30:30,676 Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference. 394 00:30:35,061 --> 00:30:37,990 Remove the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it. 395 00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:42,521 You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason. 396 00:30:47,397 --> 00:30:48,654 Come on. 397 00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:50,350 Yeah. 398 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:56,615 There, we have Maria Hill. 399 00:30:57,499 --> 00:31:00,248 That, is Dimitri. 400 00:31:00,983 --> 00:31:04,756 And this, is Mr. Beck. 401 00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:07,998 Mysterio? 402 00:31:08,022 --> 00:31:09,022 What? 403 00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:13,014 Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling you. 404 00:31:13,116 --> 00:31:16,295 Well, you can call me Quentin. 405 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:22,397 You handled yourself well out there today. Saw what you did with the tower. 406 00:31:22,435 --> 00:31:24,549 We could've used someone like you on my world. 407 00:31:24,565 --> 00:31:25,697 Thanks. 408 00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:27,430 I'm sorry... Your world? 409 00:31:27,455 --> 00:31:31,883 Oh, Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours. 410 00:31:31,908 --> 00:31:33,892 There are multiple realities, Peter. 411 00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:37,439 This is Earth dimension 616. I'm from Earth-833. 412 00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:40,278 I'm sorry. You're saying there's a multiverse? 413 00:31:40,303 --> 00:31:43,313 I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand 414 00:31:43,338 --> 00:31:46,916 the initial singularity. We're talking about, an eternal inflation system. 415 00:31:46,941 --> 00:31:50,728 And how does that even work with all the quantum... it's insane! 416 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:52,611 Sorry. 417 00:31:53,213 --> 00:31:54,439 It's really cool. 418 00:31:55,573 --> 00:31:58,853 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. 419 00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:01,580 Anyway... 420 00:32:03,971 --> 00:32:06,353 They were born in stable orbits. Within black 421 00:32:06,378 --> 00:32:09,117 holes, creatures formed from the primary elements. 422 00:32:09,142 --> 00:32:11,758 Air, water, fire, earth. 423 00:32:11,783 --> 00:32:16,843 The science division had a technical name. We just called them Elementals. 424 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,250 Versions of them exist across our mythologies. 425 00:32:19,275 --> 00:32:22,470 - It turns out, the myths are real. - Like Thor. 426 00:32:22,783 --> 00:32:26,134 Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class. 427 00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:28,650 These myths, are threats. 428 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:32,649 They first materialized on my earth many years ago. We mobilized and fought them. 429 00:32:32,674 --> 00:32:35,345 But with each battle they grew and got stronger. 430 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,627 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. 431 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:40,573 All we did was delay the inevitable. 432 00:32:40,598 --> 00:32:43,784 Well, the Elementals are here now. Attacking the same coordinates. 433 00:32:43,809 --> 00:32:45,426 Our satellites confirm it. 434 00:32:45,451 --> 00:32:49,309 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left. 435 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,333 Fire. 436 00:32:50,341 --> 00:32:54,512 The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my earth. 437 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,442 It's the one that took my family. 438 00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:02,292 I'm sorry. 439 00:33:02,706 --> 00:33:05,292 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. 440 00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:08,228 We have one mission: kill it. 441 00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:10,581 You're coming with us. 442 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,587 I'm sorry. Did you say Prague? 443 00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:18,915 Listen, Fury, this all seems like big-time, you know, huge, superhero kind of stuff. 444 00:33:19,075 --> 00:33:20,121 And... 445 00:33:20,184 --> 00:33:22,511 I mean I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir. 446 00:33:22,536 --> 00:33:24,465 Bitch, please. You've been to space. 447 00:33:24,489 --> 00:33:26,214 I know, but that was an accident. Sir, come on. 448 00:33:26,239 --> 00:33:28,796 There's gotta be someone else you can use. 449 00:33:29,111 --> 00:33:31,025 - What about Thor? - Off-world. 450 00:33:31,072 --> 00:33:32,250 Okay, umm... 451 00:33:32,275 --> 00:33:33,906 - Doctor Strange? - Unavailable. 452 00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:35,945 - Captain Marvel! - Don't invoke her name. 453 00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:37,968 Sir, I really wanna help. I do. 454 00:33:37,993 --> 00:33:40,665 But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's gonna kill me. 455 00:33:40,690 --> 00:33:43,235 And if I'm seen like this in Europe, after the Washington Monument, 456 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,830 my whole class will figure out who I am, and then... 457 00:33:45,862 --> 00:33:49,104 And then the whole world will figure out who I am. And then, I'm done. 458 00:33:49,854 --> 00:33:53,057 Okay. I understand. 459 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:54,917 I'm sorry, what? 460 00:33:54,956 --> 00:33:59,432 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious. 461 00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:04,667 Dimitri. Take him back to the hotel, please. 462 00:34:05,159 --> 00:34:06,729 Thank you, Mr. Fury. 463 00:34:07,036 --> 00:34:09,981 And, uh... Good luck. 464 00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:12,427 See you, kid. 465 00:34:12,577 --> 00:34:14,006 Yeah, see ya. 466 00:34:15,801 --> 00:34:17,605 - Bye, Ma'am. - Yeah. 467 00:34:23,101 --> 00:34:26,358 Okay, drink lots of water, and I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill. 468 00:34:26,383 --> 00:34:28,308 You cannot get sick. Okay, Babe? 469 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:31,051 - Yes, Baby. - Hey, man. Are you sure you're good? 470 00:34:31,075 --> 00:34:33,171 - Dude, I'm fine! - Okay. 471 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:35,132 Okay? Don't worry. Seriously... 472 00:34:35,163 --> 00:34:37,389 Getting tranqed in the neck by Nick Fury? Probably 473 00:34:37,414 --> 00:34:39,085 the coolest thing to ever happen to me anyway. 474 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,509 - It is pretty awesome. - Yeah. 475 00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:41,992 I'm just happy I don't have to go to Prague. 476 00:34:42,017 --> 00:34:42,680 Seriously. 477 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:43,705 Good news! 478 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,556 We're going to Prague. 479 00:34:46,314 --> 00:34:47,595 What? 480 00:34:47,634 --> 00:34:48,634 Yeah. 481 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:50,838 Tour company called. They upgraded us. 482 00:34:50,863 --> 00:34:53,768 You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell. 483 00:34:53,807 --> 00:34:55,605 All I heard was crying. 484 00:34:55,651 --> 00:34:57,494 Look at our upgraded ride! 485 00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:58,797 - Huh? - Wow. 486 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:02,117 - I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. - Oh, come on. 487 00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:04,132 Peter, wha... 488 00:35:04,474 --> 00:35:05,789 What's going on? 489 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:09,705 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. 490 00:35:14,377 --> 00:35:15,283 Okay. 491 00:35:15,345 --> 00:35:16,611 Awesome. 492 00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:19,728 Yeah. Awesome. 493 00:35:42,587 --> 00:35:43,625 Yo, what's up, Flash mob. 494 00:35:43,650 --> 00:35:47,985 It's your boy, the big F. Cruising through the Alps with my private driver Dimitri. 495 00:36:09,307 --> 00:36:11,470 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. 496 00:36:11,495 --> 00:36:13,666 Say EDITH. 497 00:36:15,705 --> 00:36:18,861 Standby for retinal and biometric scan. 498 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,251 Retinal and biometric scan accepted. 499 00:36:21,275 --> 00:36:23,345 - Hello? - Hello, Peter. 500 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,720 I am EDITH. 501 00:36:24,798 --> 00:36:28,361 Tony Stark's augmented reality security and defense system. 502 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:31,360 - So he made you for me? - No. But you have access 503 00:36:31,385 --> 00:36:33,760 - to all of Tony's protocols. - Cool. 504 00:36:33,776 --> 00:36:35,963 Would you like to see what I can do? 505 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:42,662 EDITH stands for... 506 00:36:42,687 --> 00:36:44,905 Even Dead, I'm The Hero. 507 00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:48,007 - Tony loved his acronyms. - Yeah, he did. 508 00:36:48,032 --> 00:36:51,446 I have access to the entire Stark global security network... 509 00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:54,477 Including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors 510 00:36:54,502 --> 00:36:57,289 to all major telecommunication networks. 511 00:36:58,043 --> 00:36:59,200 Whoa... 512 00:37:03,809 --> 00:37:05,676 Is MJ texting? 513 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,649 No. Don't look at it. That's wrong. 514 00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:12,063 That's wrong. 515 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:32,161 Break for the toilet. Ten minutes. 516 00:37:36,111 --> 00:37:37,776 Ten minutes, everyone! 517 00:37:37,862 --> 00:37:41,315 Dimitri, where exactly are we? 518 00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:46,220 I'll figure it out. Yeah. 519 00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:48,969 What? 520 00:38:01,999 --> 00:38:02,999 Hello. 521 00:38:03,311 --> 00:38:04,592 Close the door. 522 00:38:10,529 --> 00:38:11,669 I'm Peter Parker. 523 00:38:11,801 --> 00:38:13,543 Take off your clothes. 524 00:38:15,355 --> 00:38:16,114 Excuse me? 525 00:38:16,145 --> 00:38:18,832 You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. 526 00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:21,325 So I made you this. Another suit. 527 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,363 Oh, uh... Thank you. 528 00:38:25,074 --> 00:38:26,636 Not sure it fits ... 529 00:38:26,661 --> 00:38:29,363 - Take off your clothes. - Okay. 530 00:38:31,254 --> 00:38:32,723 Sure. Umm... 531 00:38:34,339 --> 00:38:37,098 - It's a little embarassing. - Now. Hurry up. 532 00:38:37,731 --> 00:38:38,731 Weird... 533 00:38:46,713 --> 00:38:49,338 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. 534 00:38:49,346 --> 00:38:51,533 - This is not what it looks like. Just... - Yeah. 535 00:38:51,658 --> 00:38:52,925 What are you doing? 536 00:38:54,104 --> 00:38:55,666 Don't shoot anybody. Brad? 537 00:38:55,691 --> 00:38:57,869 It's not what it looks like, buddy. 538 00:38:57,986 --> 00:38:59,775 - Hey, man. Look. - Look, Peter... 539 00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:01,908 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. 540 00:39:01,933 --> 00:39:04,943 If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. 541 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,319 That's not what that was. Honestly. 542 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,404 I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. 543 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,713 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. 544 00:39:10,738 --> 00:39:12,913 - I like her, too. - Wait a minute. Hey, hey... 545 00:39:12,938 --> 00:39:14,922 You cannot show that photo, dude. Come on. 546 00:39:14,947 --> 00:39:16,508 I'm sorry, man. I have to. 547 00:39:16,532 --> 00:39:18,367 She deserves the truth. 548 00:39:19,477 --> 00:39:24,070 Okay. Put your one foot in front of the other, and everybody back on the bus. 549 00:39:24,414 --> 00:39:25,414 Let's go! 550 00:39:32,854 --> 00:39:34,521 - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. 551 00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,667 - How can I help you? - Hey, umm... 552 00:39:36,692 --> 00:39:40,284 - There's this guy in my class who's... - Peter I'm having difficulty hearing you. 553 00:39:40,404 --> 00:39:42,106 Can you please speak up? 554 00:39:42,368 --> 00:39:44,743 Umm... Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. 555 00:39:44,768 --> 00:39:46,986 Brad Davis. Is he a target? 556 00:39:47,025 --> 00:39:48,821 Is Brad a target? Umm.... 557 00:39:53,868 --> 00:39:55,930 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. 558 00:39:55,955 --> 00:39:56,994 Copy that. 559 00:39:57,024 --> 00:39:58,789 Target is Brad Davis. 560 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,266 - Initiating strike. - Initiating what, now? 561 00:40:01,322 --> 00:40:03,985 Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle. 562 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,174 EDITH? 563 00:40:27,966 --> 00:40:28,856 Oh, my God... 564 00:40:28,881 --> 00:40:30,950 Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these? 565 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:32,381 Flash, come here. Give me that, Flash. 566 00:40:32,406 --> 00:40:34,383 - I'm really paying you a compliment... - Please, please! 567 00:40:35,919 --> 00:40:37,294 I'm so sorry. 568 00:40:39,216 --> 00:40:40,341 EDITH, don't kill Brad. 569 00:40:40,366 --> 00:40:42,694 Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis? 570 00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,578 - Did you just punch Flash? - No! 571 00:40:44,603 --> 00:40:45,883 Firing. 572 00:40:53,707 --> 00:40:55,809 This is not the Autobahn! 573 00:40:55,834 --> 00:40:56,997 EDITH! 574 00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,495 Commencing second strike. 575 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,902 Peter, why aren't you behaving in that seat? Buckle up right now! 576 00:41:04,927 --> 00:41:07,363 - Look at the baby mountain goats! - Baby mountain goats? 577 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,414 I don't see any mountain goats... 578 00:41:24,768 --> 00:41:26,127 You missed them. 579 00:41:26,303 --> 00:41:29,036 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter... 580 00:41:29,061 --> 00:41:30,061 What? 581 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:33,006 ... but your new look, I love it. 582 00:41:33,397 --> 00:41:34,771 - Right, Babe? - Thanks. 583 00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:37,498 Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, and very European. 584 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,787 Oh, man... 585 00:41:39,911 --> 00:41:41,695 Let's try that again. 586 00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:45,638 This is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I... 587 00:41:45,663 --> 00:41:48,608 Yeah. Weird. 588 00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:23,002 Wow. This place is so classy. 589 00:42:23,027 --> 00:42:24,495 Yeah, so why are we here? 590 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,215 Speak for yourself. I'm home. 591 00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:29,355 What can I say? 592 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:32,111 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. 593 00:42:32,136 --> 00:42:35,682 Everyone, get settled in, rest up. Because tonight, big surprise, 594 00:42:35,707 --> 00:42:39,582 is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights. 595 00:42:39,762 --> 00:42:41,543 - Hello? - Parker, it's Hill. 596 00:42:41,568 --> 00:42:43,318 There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on 597 00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:45,508 and await further instructions. Understood? 598 00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,267 - Yes, Ma'am. - Yeah. 599 00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:48,260 - Hey, man. - Hey. 600 00:42:48,285 --> 00:42:50,088 Look, I am so sorry, 601 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,915 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. 602 00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,247 You know I'm still your guy in the chair. 603 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,182 No, no. It's all good. Don't worry about it. 604 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,535 Okay. Great. Great. 605 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,560 It's fine. 606 00:42:58,879 --> 00:43:01,346 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? 607 00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:04,065 - Where's it gonna happen? - Uh, here... in the city. 608 00:43:04,090 --> 00:43:05,744 - Peter, we're here. - I know. I know. 609 00:43:05,769 --> 00:43:07,940 It's not good. I'm figuring it out. 610 00:43:07,965 --> 00:43:11,277 You have to do something, Peter. Please. We're all counting on you. 611 00:43:11,386 --> 00:43:13,183 - Ned... - Yeah. Yeah, Babe. 612 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,747 The good news is, we've all got our own rooms. 613 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:17,426 Serious? 614 00:43:17,451 --> 00:43:18,574 Parker? 615 00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:20,263 - Parker! - Yes, sir. 616 00:43:20,342 --> 00:43:22,676 That thing is going to be here in a few hours. 617 00:43:22,739 --> 00:43:24,090 Are we boring you? 618 00:43:24,161 --> 00:43:26,936 He's not bored. He's just thinking about how you kidnapped him. 619 00:43:26,961 --> 00:43:30,278 He had obstacles. I removed them. 620 00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:32,615 They still won't evacuate the city. 621 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,373 Idiots. 622 00:43:35,194 --> 00:43:37,138 So what's the plan, Parker? 623 00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:39,428 I will be in the cathedral tower, 624 00:43:39,514 --> 00:43:43,366 keeping watch for the fire monster. When that shows up, I will radio you guys... 625 00:43:43,435 --> 00:43:46,778 - And then, uh, Mr. Beck and I... - My name is Mysterio. 626 00:43:49,965 --> 00:43:52,478 That's when Mysterio and I will move in. 627 00:43:52,503 --> 00:43:53,838 Peter, listen to me. 628 00:43:53,863 --> 00:43:56,245 The best hope you have, the only hope... 629 00:43:56,276 --> 00:43:59,494 is to stop it here, now. No matter what the cost. 630 00:43:59,901 --> 00:44:02,987 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can. But most importantly, 631 00:44:03,012 --> 00:44:05,260 Keep it away from metal. 632 00:44:05,315 --> 00:44:08,622 If it gets too big, it'll be able to draw power from the earth's core. 633 00:44:08,647 --> 00:44:11,584 After that, there's no way to stop it. 634 00:44:15,975 --> 00:44:17,682 Hey, man. My friends are here. 635 00:44:17,707 --> 00:44:19,877 And I can't help but think that we're putting them in danger. 636 00:44:19,902 --> 00:44:23,025 You're worried about us hurting your friends? 637 00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:27,409 You? Who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? 638 00:44:27,988 --> 00:44:33,823 Stark gave you a multi-billion dollar A.R tactical intelligence system. 639 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,866 And the first thing you do with it, is try to blow up your friends. 640 00:44:36,913 --> 00:44:42,186 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. 641 00:44:48,898 --> 00:44:50,866 Look, Fury asked me to come up here and see how you 642 00:44:50,891 --> 00:44:53,718 were doing. He just, he felt bad about snapping at you. 643 00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:54,694 Really? 644 00:44:54,742 --> 00:44:57,734 You guys do have sarcasm on this earth, right? 645 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:00,625 How you feelin'? 646 00:45:04,777 --> 00:45:08,058 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. 647 00:45:08,501 --> 00:45:11,206 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... 648 00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:15,336 I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and... 649 00:45:15,890 --> 00:45:18,734 Now it's all ruined. 650 00:45:25,651 --> 00:45:28,719 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. 651 00:45:30,042 --> 00:45:31,854 It's a hard path. 652 00:45:32,464 --> 00:45:35,815 You see things, you do things... Make choices. 653 00:45:36,571 --> 00:45:38,581 People look up to you... 654 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:42,805 Even if you win a battle sometimes, they die. 655 00:45:43,469 --> 00:45:45,890 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. 656 00:45:46,970 --> 00:45:50,391 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... 657 00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,876 turn around, run away from all this. 658 00:45:52,901 --> 00:45:56,439 And then, there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight. 659 00:45:56,842 --> 00:45:59,787 What's at stake. And I'm glad you're here. 660 00:46:01,454 --> 00:46:03,204 - Me, too. - But... 661 00:46:03,229 --> 00:46:06,141 - You're worried about your friends. - Yeah. 662 00:46:06,744 --> 00:46:09,578 I just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. 663 00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:11,103 Look, just... 664 00:46:11,557 --> 00:46:13,924 Get them inside and keep them in a safe place, 665 00:46:13,949 --> 00:46:16,424 for just a few hours. It'll be all right. 666 00:46:17,637 --> 00:46:18,965 It's really nice... 667 00:46:19,192 --> 00:46:22,559 To have somebody to talk to about, superhero stuff, you know? 668 00:46:24,012 --> 00:46:25,254 Anytime. 669 00:46:25,637 --> 00:46:26,777 And hey... 670 00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:29,972 We survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad. 671 00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,201 - See you out there. - All right. 672 00:46:41,391 --> 00:46:43,695 Sorry. That's Italian. 673 00:46:47,886 --> 00:46:48,886 EDITH? 674 00:46:49,854 --> 00:46:51,708 - Hello, Peter. - Hey, uhh... 675 00:46:51,733 --> 00:46:54,502 I need to find a way to keep my friends inside for the next few hours? 676 00:46:54,527 --> 00:46:56,138 Let's see what we can do. 677 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,753 Good news... 678 00:46:58,105 --> 00:46:59,870 We're going to the opera! 679 00:47:00,004 --> 00:47:01,417 - Huh? - The opera? 680 00:47:01,549 --> 00:47:02,831 Don't look at me. 681 00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:05,815 - What happened to the carnival? - Well this is upgrade living, guys. 682 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,324 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. 683 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:10,629 For free! 684 00:47:10,848 --> 00:47:12,512 Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? 685 00:47:12,537 --> 00:47:16,111 No. Because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera. 686 00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:17,083 Ever. 687 00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:20,143 Well, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. 688 00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:21,308 Thank you, Ned. 689 00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:22,675 Everyone, 690 00:47:23,081 --> 00:47:27,543 this is gonna be, maybe, the best four hours of our whole trip. 691 00:47:27,573 --> 00:47:29,182 Four hours?! 692 00:47:29,207 --> 00:47:31,870 Guys, I think this is gonna be really fun. Seriously. 693 00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:37,237 I bet now you're all happy that I had you pack a nice outfit. 694 00:47:37,262 --> 00:47:39,823 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a 4-hour opera 695 00:47:39,848 --> 00:47:41,926 instead of the biggest party in the world. 696 00:47:41,951 --> 00:47:44,198 Again, don't look at me. 697 00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:47,654 Parker, you copy? Comm check. One, two. 698 00:47:50,184 --> 00:47:52,128 - Okay... - Here we are. 699 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,442 - Beat the rush. - Yeah. The rush out. 700 00:47:55,575 --> 00:47:58,590 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. 701 00:47:59,552 --> 00:48:00,684 Let's go. 702 00:48:02,356 --> 00:48:05,074 Hey. I'll save you a seat. 703 00:48:11,605 --> 00:48:13,339 You look really pretty. 704 00:48:13,402 --> 00:48:15,331 And therefore, I have value? 705 00:48:15,401 --> 00:48:17,868 No. No, that was not what I meant at all. I was just... 706 00:48:17,893 --> 00:48:19,690 I'm messing with you. 707 00:48:20,637 --> 00:48:22,494 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 708 00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:25,355 - You look pretty, too. - Thank you. 709 00:48:25,434 --> 00:48:27,801 - Oh, my gosh, opera glasses! - So cute! 710 00:48:27,826 --> 00:48:28,826 Can I... 711 00:48:29,778 --> 00:48:31,840 Want to go in, on a pair? 712 00:48:32,332 --> 00:48:34,973 - You mean, us sit next to each other? - Yeah. 713 00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:37,528 - Are you in position? - No. 714 00:48:37,669 --> 00:48:39,661 - Okay. No... - Why the hell not? 715 00:48:39,686 --> 00:48:42,568 You don't wanna sit next to me, or you just don't want... 716 00:48:43,359 --> 00:48:45,232 I didn't mean that. I, uh... 717 00:48:45,257 --> 00:48:48,100 If you go ahead, I'll go... grab us a pair. 718 00:48:48,983 --> 00:48:50,909 I'll save you a seat, next to me, because, 719 00:48:50,934 --> 00:48:51,545 Awesome. 720 00:48:51,586 --> 00:48:53,834 there's a lot of seats, so I'll be over there. 721 00:48:54,302 --> 00:48:55,091 Okay. 722 00:48:55,116 --> 00:48:57,881 - Parker. - No, I'm coming. I'm... 723 00:48:58,459 --> 00:48:59,623 Hey, I gotta go. 724 00:49:00,002 --> 00:49:02,645 Umm, could you just tell MJ that I'm sick or something? 725 00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:04,424 Okay. Be careful. 726 00:49:04,449 --> 00:49:08,541 And Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house. 727 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,111 Yeah, Ned. I know. 728 00:49:10,463 --> 00:49:11,530 - Okay. - Okay? 729 00:49:12,182 --> 00:49:13,455 Gotta go. 730 00:49:28,105 --> 00:49:30,566 Parker! You better be on your way. 731 00:49:31,113 --> 00:49:32,277 Coming. 732 00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:41,134 Where do you think she's going? Do you think she's going to the carnival? 733 00:49:41,197 --> 00:49:44,353 We should go, too. Yes, we should go. Come on, let's go. 734 00:49:44,775 --> 00:49:45,970 Come on! 735 00:50:01,455 --> 00:50:03,978 All right. I'm in position. 736 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:07,814 As soon as I see something bad, I'll let you know. 737 00:50:07,862 --> 00:50:09,876 - Roger that. - How's the suit? 738 00:50:09,901 --> 00:50:12,276 The suit's great. It's awesome. 739 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,502 It's a little tight around the old web-shooter... 740 00:50:14,527 --> 00:50:16,682 - Parker! - Okay. I'll shut up. 741 00:50:16,746 --> 00:50:19,097 Oh, my God, Babe! Isn't this beautiful? 742 00:50:19,113 --> 00:50:21,542 Yeah. It's real... Real beautiful, Babe... 743 00:50:21,605 --> 00:50:23,737 - What's wrong? - Uh, you know, 744 00:50:23,796 --> 00:50:26,921 honestly, I just... I don't do well with big crowds, so... 745 00:50:26,952 --> 00:50:30,514 - Maybe we should... - I have the perfect thing. Come on. 746 00:50:39,089 --> 00:50:41,784 Don't worry, Babe. We'll get away from the crowds, get 747 00:50:41,809 --> 00:50:44,979 some fresh air. You'll feel a thousand times better. 748 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:52,573 - Energy spiking. - We have seismic activity. 749 00:51:03,941 --> 00:51:06,784 Okay, he's here. Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. 750 00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:08,823 On your lead, Spider-Man. 751 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,619 No, come back! Come back and help us! 752 00:51:23,856 --> 00:51:25,567 You're up, kid. 753 00:51:37,865 --> 00:51:39,717 Wait, wait, wait. Is that... 754 00:51:39,742 --> 00:51:41,420 Do you think that's Spider-Man? 755 00:51:42,030 --> 00:51:44,238 No, no, no. It's like a European rip-off version of him. I 756 00:51:44,263 --> 00:51:46,592 was actually reading about him the other day, it's not him. 757 00:51:59,707 --> 00:52:02,739 No, Beck! He's got the carousel, he's getting bigger! 758 00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:05,903 What's, what's his name? What's his name? 759 00:52:05,919 --> 00:52:07,864 - Night, Night-Monkey! - Night-Monkey? 760 00:52:07,903 --> 00:52:10,113 - Yeah. Yeah... - Night-Monkey! 761 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,963 - Night Monkey, help! Save us! - Night-Monkey... 762 00:52:12,988 --> 00:52:15,300 - What? Oh, no. - Night-Monkey, we're stuck! 763 00:52:15,347 --> 00:52:16,847 Help us! Help! 764 00:52:31,443 --> 00:52:32,802 Are you okay? 765 00:52:36,365 --> 00:52:37,349 Go to Plan B? 766 00:52:37,374 --> 00:52:40,021 Yeah, we gotta hit him with something he can't absorb. 767 00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:41,716 I go left, you go right. 768 00:52:41,770 --> 00:52:42,770 Now! 769 00:52:58,657 --> 00:53:00,251 Okay, go now! 770 00:53:03,837 --> 00:53:06,227 That hurt him. Keep it coming. 771 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:17,095 - Spider-Man, keep your distance. - I'm trying! 772 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,642 We can't let him get near the ferris wheel! 773 00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:21,267 Okay. I'm on it! 774 00:53:44,111 --> 00:53:46,212 Whoa, what's that? 775 00:54:15,605 --> 00:54:18,751 That's it! Nice, nice. You got him! 776 00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:26,967 No, no, no. 777 00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:34,518 It's too late. 778 00:54:35,768 --> 00:54:37,042 Whatever happens... 779 00:54:37,711 --> 00:54:39,143 I'm glad we met. 780 00:54:39,643 --> 00:54:41,721 Beck, what are you doing? 781 00:54:42,439 --> 00:54:44,767 What I should've done last time. 782 00:54:49,779 --> 00:54:51,794 Beck! Don't do it! 783 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:56,584 Beck! 784 00:55:16,976 --> 00:55:18,194 Mr. Beck? 785 00:55:21,265 --> 00:55:22,819 Oh, thank God. 786 00:55:31,459 --> 00:55:35,153 I would totally kiss you, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 787 00:55:38,566 --> 00:55:40,472 I might have a mint... 788 00:55:42,162 --> 00:55:44,732 - So, it's over? - That was the last of them. 789 00:55:45,003 --> 00:55:47,885 But not the last threat we'll ever face. 790 00:55:48,276 --> 00:55:51,534 We need to stay vigilant. 791 00:55:51,987 --> 00:55:54,745 There's a void in this world for someone like you. 792 00:55:54,770 --> 00:55:58,206 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. 793 00:55:58,299 --> 00:56:00,395 You should join us. 794 00:56:01,627 --> 00:56:04,681 Thank you. I just might take you up on that. 795 00:56:14,919 --> 00:56:16,716 You got gifts, Parker. 796 00:56:16,888 --> 00:56:18,794 - But you didn't wanna be here. - Mr. Fury, I... 797 00:56:18,825 --> 00:56:21,598 I'd love to have you in Berlin, too. 798 00:56:22,552 --> 00:56:26,885 But you've got to decide whether you're going to step up, or not. 799 00:56:27,265 --> 00:56:30,819 Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. 800 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:32,843 I need that. 801 00:56:33,718 --> 00:56:36,218 The world needs that. 802 00:56:36,636 --> 00:56:38,800 Maybe Stark was wrong. 803 00:56:41,692 --> 00:56:42,940 Was he? 804 00:56:44,938 --> 00:56:46,567 The choice is yours. 805 00:57:01,067 --> 00:57:02,504 Let's get a drink. 806 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:07,606 I'm not 21. 807 00:57:14,362 --> 00:57:15,362 Hey. 808 00:57:18,131 --> 00:57:20,760 We gotta celebrate. You did something good tonight. 809 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:24,443 Fury was right. 810 00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:26,994 Tony did a lot for me, so... 811 00:57:27,604 --> 00:57:30,088 I owe it to him, to everybody... 812 00:57:30,638 --> 00:57:33,963 - Do you? - Yeah. I mean... 813 00:57:35,734 --> 00:57:40,070 Mr. Stark, gave me a chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him. 814 00:57:40,238 --> 00:57:41,878 And Fury just wants me to live up to that. 815 00:57:41,903 --> 00:57:43,597 What do you want, Peter? 816 00:57:43,862 --> 00:57:46,175 - What do you mean? - What do you want? 817 00:57:47,910 --> 00:57:49,151 I don't know. 818 00:57:49,176 --> 00:57:51,392 What do you want? You, Peter Parker, now. I know you're thinking about it... 819 00:57:51,417 --> 00:57:53,535 I wanna go on my trip. Right? 820 00:57:53,567 --> 00:57:56,045 I wanna go back on my trip, with my friends. 821 00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:58,624 And, go to the top of the Eiffel tower, 822 00:57:59,069 --> 00:58:02,671 with the girl who I really like, and tell her how I feel, and... 823 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:05,990 Give her a kiss. 824 00:58:06,362 --> 00:58:07,688 Shut up, man. 825 00:58:08,336 --> 00:58:10,468 - You're not gonna do that, are ya? - No, I can't. 826 00:58:10,493 --> 00:58:14,132 - Why not? - Because I have too much responsiblity. 827 00:58:15,782 --> 00:58:17,327 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 828 00:58:17,352 --> 00:58:18,711 What are those? Are those the... 829 00:58:18,736 --> 00:58:21,289 - EDITH glasses, yeah. - It was on the floor? 830 00:58:22,188 --> 00:58:23,523 Try them on. Let's see how they look like. 831 00:58:23,545 --> 00:58:24,896 - Yeah? - Yeah. 832 00:58:28,186 --> 00:58:30,053 I actually really like them. 833 00:58:30,236 --> 00:58:32,940 - Can I be completely honest with you? - Please. 834 00:58:32,971 --> 00:58:36,143 - You look really stupid. - Oh. 835 00:58:36,361 --> 00:58:38,696 But maybe have a contact lens version of them. 836 00:58:38,735 --> 00:58:40,867 - You try them on. - No. Come on. 837 00:58:40,954 --> 00:58:42,329 - Try them on. - I don't want... 838 00:58:42,354 --> 00:58:44,642 - I don't wanna try them on. - Try them on. 839 00:58:51,882 --> 00:58:53,415 What do you think, kid? 840 00:58:58,242 --> 00:59:00,585 "The next Tony Stark, I trust you." 841 00:59:01,602 --> 00:59:03,905 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 842 00:59:03,953 --> 00:59:04,953 What? 843 00:59:05,508 --> 00:59:07,218 Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses. 844 00:59:07,243 --> 00:59:09,413 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 845 00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:12,101 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? 846 00:59:12,154 --> 00:59:14,013 He knew every mistake I ever made, okay? 847 00:59:14,038 --> 00:59:16,775 So he must have known that I was not ready for something like this. 848 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,033 Why would he give it to you? 849 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:21,440 Because maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, he just trusted me to pick who should. 850 00:59:21,902 --> 00:59:24,198 It makes so much more sense. He always knew I would do what's right, 851 00:59:24,223 --> 00:59:27,939 and he's not gonna give them to Fury, because Fury would just give himself EDITH. 852 00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:29,316 You're probably right about that. 853 00:59:29,347 --> 00:59:32,280 Right. So, the world needs the next Iron Man, 854 00:59:32,658 --> 00:59:34,845 and it's not gonna be me. I mean I'm a 16-year 855 00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:37,173 old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult, 856 00:59:37,205 --> 00:59:40,923 with some experience, and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. 857 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,478 No, Peter. Come on. 858 00:59:44,238 --> 00:59:45,238 No. 859 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:48,573 - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. 860 00:59:48,597 --> 00:59:50,495 Hi. Yeah, umm... 861 00:59:51,173 --> 00:59:54,344 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. 862 00:59:54,369 --> 00:59:56,812 - Peter, what are you doing? - Doing the right thing. 863 00:59:56,837 --> 00:59:59,578 Any transfer will require confirmation. 864 00:59:59,603 --> 01:00:00,883 Stark gave you the glasses. 865 01:00:00,908 --> 01:00:03,634 Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make, okay? 866 01:00:03,659 --> 01:00:06,212 And I'm gonna make it. Look, you're a soldier, a leader, you 867 01:00:06,237 --> 01:00:09,931 stopped the Elementals. You saved my life, you saved the world. Okay? 868 01:00:10,259 --> 01:00:13,337 - He'd want you to have them. - Waiting for confirmation. 869 01:00:13,362 --> 01:00:14,446 Confirm. 870 01:00:18,411 --> 01:00:20,146 Welcome to the Avengers. 871 01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:30,026 They look good on you. 872 01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:33,776 Thank you. It's an honor. 873 01:00:34,308 --> 01:00:35,308 Yeah. 874 01:00:36,730 --> 01:00:38,839 Mr. Stark would've really liked you. 875 01:00:40,183 --> 01:00:42,922 - Where are you headed? - I'm gonna go find MJ. 876 01:00:42,947 --> 01:00:46,876 Good luck, kid. I give you about a 50/50 chance. You're pretty awkward, so... 877 01:00:47,738 --> 01:00:48,738 Yeah. 878 01:00:49,555 --> 01:00:51,782 - See you later, man. - See ya. 879 01:01:24,321 --> 01:01:26,743 See? That wasn't so hard. 880 01:01:28,003 --> 01:01:31,110 Somebody get this stupid costume off me! 881 01:01:38,639 --> 01:01:41,193 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. 882 01:01:41,396 --> 01:01:43,872 - Toast! Toast! - Toast! Toast! 883 01:01:43,921 --> 01:01:47,060 Now, this is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. 884 01:01:50,357 --> 01:01:52,396 Okay, toasts! 885 01:01:52,654 --> 01:01:54,185 Give me that, Doug! 886 01:01:54,521 --> 01:01:58,138 To the man who brought us all together, our former boss, Tony Stark. 887 01:01:58,154 --> 01:01:59,396 Boo! 888 01:01:59,606 --> 01:02:01,136 The jester king. 889 01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:08,160 Literally wrapped, in wealth and technology that he was unfit to wield. 890 01:02:08,185 --> 01:02:11,294 Like the holographic system I designed. A revolutionary breakthrough, 891 01:02:11,338 --> 01:02:13,778 with limitless applications, that Tony turned 892 01:02:13,803 --> 01:02:16,058 into a self-therapy machine and renamed... 893 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:20,364 Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF... 894 01:02:22,771 --> 01:02:27,138 611 million dollars, for my little therapeutic experiment? 895 01:02:28,318 --> 01:02:30,981 He renamed my life's work, BARF. 896 01:02:31,548 --> 01:02:35,876 I told him that it was a mistake. That my technology can change the world. 897 01:02:36,768 --> 01:02:38,353 And then... 898 01:02:38,893 --> 01:02:40,783 He fired me. 899 01:02:41,338 --> 01:02:45,768 Said I was... unstable. 900 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:49,622 - To Tony! - To Tony! 901 01:02:50,802 --> 01:02:52,348 Next, to William. 902 01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:59,723 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps! 903 01:03:00,099 --> 01:03:04,278 The integration of my illusion tech, with your weaponized drones, was brilliant. 904 01:03:04,302 --> 01:03:07,005 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm. 905 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:09,263 - And it's just the beginning. - Thank you, brother. 906 01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:11,598 - To Guterman. - To Guterman! 907 01:03:11,668 --> 01:03:14,085 The story you created of a soldier from another earth 908 01:03:14,110 --> 01:03:17,820 named Quentin fighting space monsters in Europe, is totally ridiculous! 909 01:03:17,883 --> 01:03:20,530 And apparently exactly the kind of thing people will believe right now. 910 01:03:20,555 --> 01:03:22,828 I mean, everybody bought it. 911 01:03:24,032 --> 01:03:26,148 - To Victoria. - To Victoria! 912 01:03:26,172 --> 01:03:28,601 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack sites with 913 01:03:28,626 --> 01:03:32,446 Fury's own satellites to confirm our lies? Inspired idea. 914 01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:34,430 - To Janice! - Janice! 915 01:03:34,539 --> 01:03:36,766 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered 916 01:03:36,791 --> 01:03:39,335 that EDITH was being handed over not to us, 917 01:03:39,367 --> 01:03:42,234 not to the Defense Department, but to a child. 918 01:03:42,282 --> 01:03:43,867 - Thank you! - To Janice! 919 01:03:43,977 --> 01:03:46,703 To the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. 920 01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:49,962 There is a window of opportunity and someone will step up. 921 01:03:50,062 --> 01:03:52,037 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in 922 01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:54,851 the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. 923 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,918 Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting 924 01:03:56,944 --> 01:04:01,093 lasers from your hands, no one will even listen. 925 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:06,967 Well, I've got a cape. And lasers. 926 01:04:07,561 --> 01:04:09,739 With our technology, and with EDITH, 927 01:04:09,764 --> 01:04:14,834 Mysterio will be, the greatest hero on Earth. 928 01:04:15,897 --> 01:04:18,943 And everyone, will listen. 929 01:04:20,366 --> 01:04:24,482 - Not to a, boozey man-child. - No! 930 01:04:25,006 --> 01:04:28,693 - Not, to a hormonal teenager. - No! 931 01:04:29,896 --> 01:04:34,184 To me! And, to my very wealthy crew. 932 01:04:34,639 --> 01:04:36,225 - To us. - To us! 933 01:04:36,528 --> 01:04:39,693 - To Mysterio! - To Mysterio! 934 01:04:39,772 --> 01:04:42,762 - To Peter Parker. - To Peter Parker! 935 01:04:43,779 --> 01:04:45,068 Poor kid. 936 01:04:46,505 --> 01:04:48,357 Let's get to work. 937 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,943 - Peter! - Oh, my God! 938 01:04:53,968 --> 01:04:56,554 - We almost died! - It's fine. It's fine. 939 01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:58,492 Hey, guess what. I'm done with the mission. 940 01:04:58,517 --> 01:05:00,610 - Dude, the trip's over. - What? 941 01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:02,259 There's monsters coming out of the ground everywhere 942 01:05:02,284 --> 01:05:04,189 we go. Of course our parents would want us home. 943 01:05:04,197 --> 01:05:07,501 Please, don't put me on hold. Oh, Peter! You're not dead! 944 01:05:07,509 --> 01:05:10,110 Oh, my God. Yes. Good, stay here. Don't die. 945 01:05:10,135 --> 01:05:12,542 Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. 946 01:05:12,567 --> 01:05:16,785 Came for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages. 947 01:05:18,641 --> 01:05:21,195 - What's going on, dude? - We're going home in the morning. 948 01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:23,417 No. No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. 949 01:05:23,442 --> 01:05:24,173 Ned? 950 01:05:24,290 --> 01:05:25,775 Coming, sweetie. 951 01:05:25,838 --> 01:05:28,845 Can you guys keep it down? I'm livestreaming. 952 01:05:31,538 --> 01:05:32,538 Hey. 953 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:34,280 Hey. 954 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:37,813 - Where were you? - Um.. I got lost... 955 01:05:37,838 --> 01:05:39,931 They were worried about you. 956 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:43,134 - Good thing you're back. - Yeah. 957 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:46,282 - So much for Paris, right? - It would've been fun. 958 01:05:46,337 --> 01:05:47,118 Yeah... 959 01:05:47,462 --> 01:05:49,047 - 'Night. - 'Night. 960 01:05:50,603 --> 01:05:52,274 You look ni... 961 01:06:02,253 --> 01:06:03,644 - Hey. - Hey. 962 01:06:04,008 --> 01:06:06,031 Uh... Look, um... 963 01:06:06,637 --> 01:06:09,337 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and 964 01:06:09,362 --> 01:06:12,356 I kinda wanna do something fun, that's not on 965 01:06:12,381 --> 01:06:15,150 the itinerary or planned, or with Mr. Harrington... 966 01:06:15,162 --> 01:06:16,466 Yes. 967 01:06:17,271 --> 01:06:19,663 Yes, like, you wanna go? 968 01:06:19,693 --> 01:06:20,819 Yes. 969 01:06:21,971 --> 01:06:24,687 Okay. Awesome. I'll see you outside in ten minutes? 970 01:06:24,734 --> 01:06:26,867 Meet me outside in five minutes. 971 01:06:27,497 --> 01:06:29,044 - Five is good. - Okay. 972 01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:30,552 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 973 01:06:46,422 --> 01:06:47,422 - Hey. - Hey. 974 01:06:47,447 --> 01:06:50,228 - So, where do you wanna go? - Who cares? 975 01:06:50,368 --> 01:06:51,189 - Awesome. - Okay. 976 01:06:51,214 --> 01:06:52,214 Let's go. 977 01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:01,108 - I'm glad we're doing this. - Yeah. Me, too. 978 01:07:01,133 --> 01:07:03,524 Just see the city a little bit. 979 01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,561 You know they used to execute people? On this bridge? 980 01:07:06,586 --> 01:07:10,187 They were like... in a basket and they would drown in the water. 981 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,242 - Sorry. - It's okay. 982 01:07:15,883 --> 01:07:16,883 Uhh... 983 01:07:17,859 --> 01:07:23,781 Look, there was this thing that I've been wanting to talk to you about for... a while. 984 01:07:25,007 --> 01:07:26,007 Yeah? 985 01:07:27,604 --> 01:07:31,455 It's our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to... 986 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:35,173 tell you... I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna tell you... 987 01:07:37,103 --> 01:07:39,860 - MJ, I... - ... am Spider-Man. 988 01:07:40,884 --> 01:07:41,664 What? 989 01:07:41,689 --> 01:07:44,290 I just figured you were gonna say that you're Spider-Man. 990 01:07:45,164 --> 01:07:46,164 No. 991 01:07:47,069 --> 01:07:48,412 I'm not Spider-Man. 992 01:07:48,577 --> 01:07:53,920 I mean, I've been watching you for like, a while now. It's... kind of obvious. 993 01:07:54,874 --> 01:07:58,303 I'm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man? 994 01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:00,537 - Peter, Washington? - Yeah? 995 01:08:00,606 --> 01:08:04,405 The fact that you like, disappear? Out of nowhere? For no reason? 996 01:08:04,474 --> 01:08:06,169 No, that was, I was sick. Remember? 997 01:08:06,194 --> 01:08:07,132 I had my... the tummy? 998 01:08:07,157 --> 01:08:09,125 You know Suzan Yang thinks that you're a male escort? 999 01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:11,131 What? No, of course I'm not a male escort. 1000 01:08:11,156 --> 01:08:14,675 - Well then, you're Spider-Man. - No, I'm not Spider-Man. At all. 1001 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,840 Well, what about tonight? When you snuck off and fought that thing, I saw you. 1002 01:08:17,879 --> 01:08:20,394 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. 1003 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:23,178 And also, on the news, it was the Night-Monkey. 1004 01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:26,293 - The Night-Monkey? - Yeah. That's what it said on the news. 1005 01:08:26,571 --> 01:08:29,227 And the news, never lies. 1006 01:08:30,099 --> 01:08:31,802 Night-Monkey. Okay. 1007 01:08:32,231 --> 01:08:33,754 What are you doing? 1008 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:38,519 Well, do the Night-Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs? 1009 01:08:39,438 --> 01:08:41,078 I mean, maybe. 1010 01:08:41,289 --> 01:08:43,734 Maybe he's a Spider-Monkey. Who knows? 1011 01:08:47,985 --> 01:08:51,320 Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man? 1012 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:54,955 Yeah. 1013 01:08:56,203 --> 01:08:58,338 Why else would I be watching you? 1014 01:09:00,029 --> 01:09:01,662 Doesn't matter. 1015 01:09:02,162 --> 01:09:03,748 Just thought that maybe... 1016 01:09:08,931 --> 01:09:10,862 The hell was that? 1017 01:09:12,143 --> 01:09:13,877 I don't know. 1018 01:09:24,466 --> 01:09:27,341 What is it, like some kind of projector or something? 1019 01:09:27,366 --> 01:09:30,887 Yeah, but it's really advanced. 1020 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:33,699 It... It looked so real... 1021 01:09:34,073 --> 01:09:35,925 Yeah, really real. 1022 01:09:36,354 --> 01:09:39,510 - Wait a minute, does that mean that... - The Elementals are fake? 1023 01:09:40,165 --> 01:09:42,790 That doesn't make any sense, because we were there, right? 1024 01:09:43,071 --> 01:09:46,063 There was fire, and destruction, and... 1025 01:09:47,766 --> 01:09:49,966 Who would do something like that? 1026 01:09:59,031 --> 01:10:00,757 Mysterio? 1027 01:10:05,064 --> 01:10:07,025 I am Spider-Man... 1028 01:10:07,535 --> 01:10:08,971 And I really messed up. 1029 01:10:09,018 --> 01:10:11,485 Wait, you're being serious right now? 1030 01:10:11,845 --> 01:10:14,409 You're not joking with me? Like you're 100% serious? Because it's not funny. 1031 01:10:14,434 --> 01:10:17,846 - No. I'm not joking. - Because I was only like 67% sure. 1032 01:10:17,878 --> 01:10:19,713 - MJ... - So, why are you here? 1033 01:10:19,729 --> 01:10:21,026 Why are you on this school trip? 1034 01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:22,691 MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions. 1035 01:10:22,716 --> 01:10:24,401 But look, we really have to get out of here, okay? 1036 01:10:24,464 --> 01:10:26,002 Okay. Okay. 1037 01:10:26,628 --> 01:10:28,698 I can't believe I figured it out! 1038 01:10:29,901 --> 01:10:31,955 You took everything from me! 1039 01:10:32,769 --> 01:10:34,417 This is for my family. 1040 01:10:41,241 --> 01:10:42,241 Pause. 1041 01:10:44,288 --> 01:10:45,288 Pause? 1042 01:10:46,436 --> 01:10:47,436 Sorry. 1043 01:10:47,847 --> 01:10:50,352 Yeah, uhh, can you just fast-forward to the end? 1044 01:10:50,377 --> 01:10:51,761 Yeah. Standby. 1045 01:10:56,017 --> 01:10:58,813 Right. Fly, fly, fly... Zap, zap, zap... 1046 01:10:59,165 --> 01:11:00,165 Pause. 1047 01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,540 I'm not in love with this choreography but it'll do. 1048 01:11:02,565 --> 01:11:05,658 Kill image. Decloak drones. 1049 01:11:07,466 --> 01:11:08,880 Right, weapons? 1050 01:11:08,905 --> 01:11:10,950 - You wanna weaponize them? - Yup. 1051 01:11:10,991 --> 01:11:12,725 Weapons only. Standby. 1052 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:22,750 Nice. 1053 01:11:23,023 --> 01:11:24,429 Stop. 1054 01:11:25,307 --> 01:11:27,678 Something... I don't know what it is. It's something... 1055 01:11:27,703 --> 01:11:29,531 Just... you know what? 1056 01:11:30,266 --> 01:11:32,480 Double the damage. And then run it again. 1057 01:11:32,505 --> 01:11:33,848 You want me to double it up? 1058 01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:36,715 - Yeah. - Alright. Cover your ears. 1059 01:11:46,241 --> 01:11:48,139 Good. That's good. 1060 01:11:48,655 --> 01:11:50,560 - We're on schedule? - Oh, yeah. 1061 01:11:50,585 --> 01:11:52,858 Uploading software hack to EDITH network, 1062 01:11:52,898 --> 01:11:56,648 where drones will be able to create an event big enough to cover an entire city. 1063 01:11:56,673 --> 01:12:00,243 Right, well done. Make sure every drone is weapons hot. We need maximum damage. 1064 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,320 That's gonna cause a lot of casualties. 1065 01:12:02,345 --> 01:12:04,462 Oh, yeah. More casualties, more coverage. 1066 01:12:04,504 --> 01:12:06,559 I gotta cut through the static. London is a beautiful 1067 01:12:06,584 --> 01:12:08,529 city and it will suffer but they can rebuild. 1068 01:12:08,637 --> 01:12:11,027 If I'm gonna be the next Iron Man, I need to 1069 01:12:11,052 --> 01:12:13,653 save the world from an Avengers-level threat. 1070 01:12:14,606 --> 01:12:20,598 But, when its new saviour descends, all those casualties will be forgotten. 1071 01:12:21,129 --> 01:12:24,387 Janice, you'll be in position with my quick change armor? For the victory lap. 1072 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:27,027 - Of course. Do you want to try... - No, no. That's... 1073 01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:29,605 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? 1074 01:12:29,630 --> 01:12:31,661 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the 1075 01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:34,092 plaza was missing a projector. It's fine. 1076 01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:37,537 Wait, and you're... You're telling me this, now? 1077 01:12:37,837 --> 01:12:41,071 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. 1078 01:12:41,096 --> 01:12:42,993 That projector is evidence. It's going to tell 1079 01:12:43,018 --> 01:12:44,993 people what we're doing and how we're doing it. 1080 01:12:45,790 --> 01:12:49,290 I am trying, to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury, 1081 01:12:49,315 --> 01:12:52,932 who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet. 1082 01:12:52,957 --> 01:12:56,049 And if he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head. 1083 01:12:56,089 --> 01:12:58,784 And nobody wants a bullet in their head. Right? 1084 01:13:00,901 --> 01:13:02,096 Right? 1085 01:13:04,229 --> 01:13:06,096 William, can you look at me? 1086 01:13:08,248 --> 01:13:09,549 Pull up EDITH. 1087 01:13:11,490 --> 01:13:13,143 - Hello, Quentin. - Yeah. Hi, honey. 1088 01:13:13,168 --> 01:13:16,285 I need a level 5 search full resource protocol for this device. 1089 01:13:16,426 --> 01:13:17,925 Magnifying... 1090 01:13:18,926 --> 01:13:22,035 There. Search everything going in and out of that building. 1091 01:13:22,245 --> 01:13:23,472 Located. 1092 01:13:24,972 --> 01:13:26,128 Shit. 1093 01:13:29,169 --> 01:13:34,004 You know William, one day, after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this... 1094 01:13:34,036 --> 01:13:38,161 I hope you remember, that his blood, is on your hands! 1095 01:13:41,511 --> 01:13:44,747 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. I mean, how can I be so stupid? 1096 01:13:44,772 --> 01:13:48,182 He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me. 1097 01:13:48,504 --> 01:13:51,074 You had access to killer drones? 1098 01:13:51,099 --> 01:13:54,309 Yeah, I didn't really want them especially after I almost killed Brad. 1099 01:13:54,662 --> 01:13:57,018 - You almost killed Brad? - Look... 1100 01:13:57,043 --> 01:14:00,052 I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but... 1101 01:14:00,287 --> 01:14:02,747 - I think he tapped my phone number. - Okay, so what are you gonna do? 1102 01:14:03,537 --> 01:14:06,404 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin, 1103 01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,779 and talk to Mr. Fury in person. 1104 01:14:33,478 --> 01:14:34,837 Oh, Ned. Perfect. 1105 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,337 The costume looks great! For... 1106 01:14:38,063 --> 01:14:42,087 For the costume party, at the princess castle... 1107 01:14:42,119 --> 01:14:43,586 She knows. I told her. 1108 01:14:44,173 --> 01:14:46,236 He didn't tell me. I figured it out. 1109 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:48,150 Oh. 1110 01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:51,106 - That's cool. - Like, a long time ago. 1111 01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:54,476 Look, Mysterio was a fraud. 1112 01:14:54,501 --> 01:14:56,492 But he saved me and Betty's lives... 1113 01:14:56,517 --> 01:14:58,612 No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech. 1114 01:14:58,637 --> 01:15:01,199 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. 1115 01:15:01,254 --> 01:15:03,909 Whoa. That's... crazy. 1116 01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:04,855 Yeah... 1117 01:15:07,192 --> 01:15:10,277 So, you guys were like, working the case together, or what? 1118 01:15:10,302 --> 01:15:11,692 It's been mostly me. 1119 01:15:12,145 --> 01:15:14,472 Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, 1120 01:15:14,497 --> 01:15:17,480 say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over. Okay? 1121 01:15:17,528 --> 01:15:18,846 Got it. Easy. 1122 01:15:18,871 --> 01:15:21,183 Wow. You guys lie with such ease. 1123 01:15:21,801 --> 01:15:22,801 Gotta go. 1124 01:15:23,202 --> 01:15:25,335 Wait, wait, wait... the projector. 1125 01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:26,889 You're gonna need this. 1126 01:15:27,739 --> 01:15:30,941 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger. 1127 01:15:39,103 --> 01:15:40,658 So, you know, too. 1128 01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:42,804 It's cool. Um...I mean, I've known first and 1129 01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:45,783 I've known longer, but it's not a competition. 1130 01:16:06,591 --> 01:16:09,333 - Excuse me, do you know where... - Night-Monkey! 1131 01:16:09,358 --> 01:16:11,795 No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man. 1132 01:16:14,497 --> 01:16:15,848 Get in. 1133 01:16:22,221 --> 01:16:25,377 - Mr. Fury... - You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1134 01:16:25,402 --> 01:16:28,049 - No, no, no. Listen... - Wait until we're secure. 1135 01:16:28,339 --> 01:16:29,339 Okay. 1136 01:16:34,862 --> 01:16:35,862 Right. 1137 01:17:01,139 --> 01:17:02,139 So... 1138 01:17:02,830 --> 01:17:05,619 Is there anything you want to tell us about your girlfriend? 1139 01:17:05,674 --> 01:17:07,205 He's talking about EDITH. 1140 01:17:07,276 --> 01:17:10,242 Look, I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry but he is not who you think he is. 1141 01:17:10,267 --> 01:17:13,113 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake. 1142 01:17:13,138 --> 01:17:15,054 He has some sort of illusion tech, and that's how he 1143 01:17:15,079 --> 01:17:17,360 tricked you guys and he tricked me into giving him EDITH. 1144 01:17:18,124 --> 01:17:19,327 It's a projector. 1145 01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:21,763 I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. 1146 01:17:21,788 --> 01:17:26,480 So all that death and destruction we witnessed was created by this? 1147 01:17:26,505 --> 01:17:29,113 No, not just this. I think he's using drones. 1148 01:17:29,138 --> 01:17:34,309 Well, if this is true then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart. 1149 01:17:34,334 --> 01:17:36,435 Who else did you tell about this? 1150 01:17:36,926 --> 01:17:39,122 Parker? Parker! 1151 01:17:39,471 --> 01:17:42,138 - What's wrong? - It's Beck. He's here. 1152 01:17:42,163 --> 01:17:43,163 What? 1153 01:17:43,299 --> 01:17:44,299 Hill? 1154 01:17:49,392 --> 01:17:50,634 No, it's just an ill... 1155 01:17:52,495 --> 01:17:53,495 Fury! 1156 01:17:58,573 --> 01:18:00,448 Wow, Peter. Wow. 1157 01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:02,808 I thought we were close. 1158 01:18:03,268 --> 01:18:06,330 Fury always had to die. But not you. 1159 01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:08,440 Stop hiding, Beck! 1160 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:14,831 I tried to help you walk away. Now you're making me do this. 1161 01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:22,067 You told me, you were just a kid. 1162 01:18:23,286 --> 01:18:26,591 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl. 1163 01:18:26,616 --> 01:18:28,022 - Help me! - MJ! 1164 01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:34,508 Peter? What's going on? 1165 01:18:34,533 --> 01:18:37,220 - I know this isn't real. - Do you, though? 1166 01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:39,564 MJ! 1167 01:18:40,377 --> 01:18:41,377 MJ! 1168 01:18:44,564 --> 01:18:47,228 I don't think you know what's real, Peter. 1169 01:19:00,338 --> 01:19:01,923 You need to wake up! 1170 01:19:25,030 --> 01:19:26,976 I mean, look at yourself. 1171 01:19:37,128 --> 01:19:41,135 You, are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! 1172 01:19:42,776 --> 01:19:47,354 I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. 1173 01:19:47,931 --> 01:19:52,143 I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth. 1174 01:20:15,738 --> 01:20:19,538 If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. 1175 01:20:32,198 --> 01:20:35,573 Deep down, you know I'm right. 1176 01:20:46,639 --> 01:20:48,685 You made your choice. 1177 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:51,225 All you had to do was step aside. 1178 01:20:52,287 --> 01:20:54,982 And now, you ha -- 1179 01:21:06,972 --> 01:21:07,981 Fury! 1180 01:21:08,855 --> 01:21:13,722 Beck's people... We're trying to find everyone who could expose him. 1181 01:21:14,614 --> 01:21:17,652 Who'd you tell? I know you told someone. 1182 01:21:17,676 --> 01:21:18,676 - So, just tell me... - Okay... 1183 01:21:18,701 --> 01:21:21,529 Who did you tell? Who else did you tell? 1184 01:21:21,554 --> 01:21:25,802 Just Ned and MJ from my class, and maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, but that's it. 1185 01:21:27,342 --> 01:21:28,342 What? 1186 01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:32,109 - You... are so gullible. - What? 1187 01:21:32,156 --> 01:21:35,265 I mean, you're smart as a whip. Just a... 1188 01:21:35,634 --> 01:21:36,634 ... sucker. 1189 01:21:37,742 --> 01:21:39,671 Now all your friends have to die. 1190 01:21:44,357 --> 01:21:47,818 It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. 1191 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:55,018 But for what it's worth, Peter... 1192 01:21:56,317 --> 01:21:57,979 I really am sorry. 1193 01:22:07,504 --> 01:22:08,660 - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin? 1194 01:22:08,685 --> 01:22:11,214 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. 1195 01:22:12,323 --> 01:22:14,011 I need them to fly home from London. 1196 01:22:53,932 --> 01:22:54,932 Hi! 1197 01:22:55,994 --> 01:22:57,189 Where am I? 1198 01:22:57,571 --> 01:22:59,371 Municipal holding facility. 1199 01:22:59,623 --> 01:23:03,607 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. Very dangerous. 1200 01:23:03,647 --> 01:23:06,779 We gave you the shirt because you seemed a bit cold. 1201 01:23:07,102 --> 01:23:08,102 Thanks. 1202 01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:11,802 You guys are nice. 1203 01:23:12,903 --> 01:23:14,755 You speak really good English. 1204 01:23:14,927 --> 01:23:16,727 Welcome to the Netherlands. 1205 01:23:17,506 --> 01:23:20,653 - I'm in the Netherlands right now? - Yup. 1206 01:23:23,673 --> 01:23:24,673 Guard? 1207 01:23:24,975 --> 01:23:27,365 The guard's on a break. Probably talking to his wife. 1208 01:23:27,368 --> 01:23:29,615 - Yeah. She's pregnant. - Oh, yeah? 1209 01:23:38,364 --> 01:23:39,364 Yeah. 1210 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:40,880 Yeah. 1211 01:23:41,666 --> 01:23:43,778 Night-Monkey. Yeah. 1212 01:23:48,286 --> 01:23:49,738 You guys okay? 1213 01:24:01,953 --> 01:24:05,153 Excuse me, sir? Can I borrow your phone? 1214 01:24:07,118 --> 01:24:08,985 Everyone's so nice here. 1215 01:24:16,199 --> 01:24:17,199 Okay... 1216 01:24:18,988 --> 01:24:22,105 Pick up, pick up pick up... Hey. Hey! Uh... 1217 01:24:23,226 --> 01:24:25,826 I messed up. I need a... I need a ride. 1218 01:24:26,838 --> 01:24:28,971 Where am I? Uh... where am I, sir? 1219 01:24:33,406 --> 01:24:35,546 Hang on, could you say that into there? 1220 01:24:35,617 --> 01:24:36,617 Hi, it's... 1221 01:24:39,470 --> 01:24:40,868 No problem. 1222 01:24:41,634 --> 01:24:42,634 Thanks. 1223 01:24:43,149 --> 01:24:44,477 Did you get that? 1224 01:25:05,261 --> 01:25:07,848 Peter? Are you okay? 1225 01:25:07,873 --> 01:25:10,606 - Happy, is that you? - Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me! 1226 01:25:10,631 --> 01:25:11,810 Stop! 1227 01:25:12,968 --> 01:25:15,007 Tell me something only you would know. 1228 01:25:15,032 --> 01:25:16,813 Only I would know... 1229 01:25:17,819 --> 01:25:21,388 Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? 1230 01:25:21,413 --> 01:25:23,151 They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price, 1231 01:25:23,176 --> 01:25:25,597 it was an adult film at the front desk and you didn't know how I knew? 1232 01:25:25,622 --> 01:25:28,160 Okay! Okay, fine. It's you. It's you, stop. 1233 01:25:31,041 --> 01:25:32,800 It's so good to see you. 1234 01:25:34,037 --> 01:25:36,810 Peter, you've got to tell me what the hell is going on here. 1235 01:25:37,573 --> 01:25:40,240 Okay. Hold still. Here we go. 1236 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,640 Ouch. 1237 01:25:47,758 --> 01:25:49,441 I thought you had super-strength? 1238 01:25:49,466 --> 01:25:50,929 It still hurts. 1239 01:25:53,667 --> 01:25:55,604 All right, relax. 1240 01:25:57,284 --> 01:25:58,588 Just a few more... There we go. 1241 01:25:58,613 --> 01:25:59,983 - Oh, my God! - Relax! 1242 01:26:00,008 --> 01:26:03,784 Don't tell me to relax, Happy. How can I relax when I messed up so bad? 1243 01:26:04,691 --> 01:26:06,972 I trusted Beck. Right? 1244 01:26:07,285 --> 01:26:10,779 I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left behind for me 1245 01:26:10,804 --> 01:26:13,442 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, so please, 1246 01:26:13,467 --> 01:26:15,655 do not tell me to relax. 1247 01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:20,744 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. 1248 01:26:23,602 --> 01:26:25,135 I just really miss him. 1249 01:26:26,110 --> 01:26:27,758 Yeah, I miss him, too. 1250 01:26:30,525 --> 01:26:32,181 Everywhere I go... 1251 01:26:33,268 --> 01:26:35,510 I see his face. And... 1252 01:26:35,978 --> 01:26:39,228 the whole world is asking who is gonna be the next Iron Man? 1253 01:26:42,072 --> 01:26:44,993 I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. 1254 01:26:47,335 --> 01:26:48,841 You're not Iron Man. 1255 01:26:49,833 --> 01:26:51,630 You're never gonna be Iron Man. 1256 01:26:53,534 --> 01:26:55,467 Nobody could live up to Tony. 1257 01:26:55,822 --> 01:26:57,205 Not even Tony. 1258 01:26:58,936 --> 01:27:02,193 Tony was my best friend. And he was a mess. 1259 01:27:02,417 --> 01:27:05,436 He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. 1260 01:27:06,482 --> 01:27:09,880 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. 1261 01:27:11,688 --> 01:27:14,477 I don't think Tony would've done what he did... 1262 01:27:15,196 --> 01:27:18,078 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. 1263 01:27:20,205 --> 01:27:24,587 Your friends are in trouble. You're all alone. The tech is missing. 1264 01:27:26,469 --> 01:27:28,536 What are you gonna do about it? 1265 01:27:33,976 --> 01:27:35,570 I'm gonna kick his ass. 1266 01:27:35,683 --> 01:27:38,280 No, I mean, right now. Like, specifically, what are we gonna do? 1267 01:27:38,305 --> 01:27:41,562 Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last fifteen minutes. 1268 01:27:41,586 --> 01:27:44,890 Right. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phones... 1269 01:27:44,969 --> 01:27:46,940 - Give me your phone? - My cell phone? 1270 01:27:46,965 --> 01:27:49,315 - Yeah. - Okay. Here. 1271 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,759 - What's your password? - "password". 1272 01:27:51,807 --> 01:27:53,054 No, what is your password? 1273 01:27:53,079 --> 01:27:54,915 Password. The word. Spell that. Password. 1274 01:27:54,940 --> 01:27:57,008 You're the head of security and your password is password? 1275 01:27:57,033 --> 01:27:58,305 I don't feel good about it either. 1276 01:27:58,331 --> 01:28:01,767 'Ello, guv'nor! Cup o' tea for you? I'mma be in London. 1277 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:03,680 - They're in London. - London? Okay. 1278 01:28:03,705 --> 01:28:05,931 - Yeah, I need a suit! - Suit? 1279 01:28:27,327 --> 01:28:28,868 Okay... um... 1280 01:28:29,323 --> 01:28:31,863 Bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. 1281 01:28:38,819 --> 01:28:41,765 Yeah, open that. Okay. No, no, no. 1282 01:28:49,293 --> 01:28:51,231 - What? - Nothing. 1283 01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:54,716 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. 1284 01:28:58,742 --> 01:29:00,570 Oh! I love Led Zeppelin! 1285 01:29:06,088 --> 01:29:08,621 Okay, can you pull up my web shooters? 1286 01:29:09,763 --> 01:29:13,327 Isolate the taser webs and reconfigure and boost the voltage to a 1287 01:29:13,352 --> 01:29:19,921 factor of 25%, and with complete manual control over detonation. 1288 01:29:22,769 --> 01:29:25,767 I thought Kree having sleeper cells was top-secret information? 1289 01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:28,862 Nick... satellites are picking up an E.M. pulse. 1290 01:29:28,909 --> 01:29:30,509 I thought that was over. 1291 01:29:30,534 --> 01:29:32,190 - It's the biggest one yet. - Where? 1292 01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:33,424 London. 1293 01:29:33,449 --> 01:29:36,954 Okay guys. The company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, 1294 01:29:36,979 --> 01:29:38,808 then head to the airport. 1295 01:29:41,203 --> 01:29:43,949 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? 1296 01:29:44,082 --> 01:29:47,808 I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all. 1297 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,377 No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. 1298 01:29:49,402 --> 01:29:51,511 Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? 1299 01:29:51,536 --> 01:29:55,179 Because I saw him in the bathroom of a reststop with some woman in his underwear, 1300 01:29:55,204 --> 01:29:58,680 and he's always sneaking away. Like back at the opera? Huh? 1301 01:29:58,705 --> 01:30:02,251 And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? With his family in Berlin? 1302 01:30:02,276 --> 01:30:05,001 Is no one else here interested in the truth? 1303 01:30:05,838 --> 01:30:09,549 "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world." 1304 01:30:09,574 --> 01:30:11,842 George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. 1305 01:30:11,867 --> 01:30:15,186 Yeah, well. I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, 1306 01:30:15,211 --> 01:30:17,529 what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool 1307 01:30:17,554 --> 01:30:19,234 to take pictures of people in the bathroom? 1308 01:30:19,259 --> 01:30:20,920 Yeah, dude. What's that about? 1309 01:30:20,945 --> 01:30:23,296 No, no. It wasn't like that. It was... 1310 01:30:23,687 --> 01:30:24,687 I was trying to take... 1311 01:30:24,712 --> 01:30:29,789 Let's just put all this craziness behind us, and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 1312 01:30:29,814 --> 01:30:32,321 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington!", said the class. 1313 01:30:32,398 --> 01:30:33,398 Okay. 1314 01:30:34,210 --> 01:30:36,265 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now... 1315 01:30:36,803 --> 01:30:39,476 You've got to stop doing that, okay? It is weird. 1316 01:30:39,591 --> 01:30:43,848 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. Okay? 1317 01:30:43,873 --> 01:30:46,278 - Look at this! - Mr. Harrington. Come along. 1318 01:30:46,303 --> 01:30:49,419 - We got a bus all to ourselves! - Nice to see you all. Come along. 1319 01:30:51,445 --> 01:30:52,445 Thank you. 1320 01:30:54,309 --> 01:30:55,309 All right! 1321 01:30:56,087 --> 01:30:57,469 I have the kids. 1322 01:31:01,579 --> 01:31:04,610 I got here as fast as I could. I did a full perimeter sweep. 1323 01:31:04,884 --> 01:31:06,133 Nothing. 1324 01:31:06,688 --> 01:31:07,829 Damn it. 1325 01:31:10,136 --> 01:31:11,464 Pulse is spiking. 1326 01:31:11,489 --> 01:31:14,504 - I'll take another look. - Soon as you see something, report. 1327 01:31:14,895 --> 01:31:16,988 You're all we got, Beck. 1328 01:31:17,153 --> 01:31:19,551 This is what I fear. May God help us, Fury. 1329 01:31:20,918 --> 01:31:22,574 God help us all. 1330 01:31:23,588 --> 01:31:25,732 Okay people, no Avengers coming. We're good to go. 1331 01:31:25,740 --> 01:31:28,595 - William, launch the drones. - Copy that, brother. 1332 01:31:28,627 --> 01:31:31,827 Drones are entering the atmosphere, weapons hot. 1333 01:31:37,777 --> 01:31:39,854 - Excellent. Janice? - I'm still working on the cape. 1334 01:31:39,879 --> 01:31:41,112 You got to get those wrinkles out in a few hours. I 1335 01:31:41,137 --> 01:31:43,112 could literally be shaking hands with the Queen. 1336 01:31:43,137 --> 01:31:44,627 - Guterman? - Almost in position. 1337 01:31:44,652 --> 01:31:45,768 Okay. Hit it, Victoria. 1338 01:31:45,807 --> 01:31:47,049 Increasing pulse. 1339 01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:52,454 Whatever this thing is, it's a hundred times bigger than the previous ones. 1340 01:31:52,569 --> 01:31:55,022 - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin? 1341 01:31:55,298 --> 01:31:57,360 Show me my loose ends. 1342 01:31:57,841 --> 01:32:00,743 Once the show's going, execute a kill order on my command. 1343 01:32:00,768 --> 01:32:03,133 - Copy. - Alright. Start the show. 1344 01:32:04,868 --> 01:32:07,204 Let's save the world, people. 1345 01:32:09,453 --> 01:32:11,704 I don't like this. Something's definitely up. 1346 01:32:12,414 --> 01:32:14,124 You're an F.O.S. now. 1347 01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:17,918 Friend of Spider-Man. And you have to remember, just stay calm. 1348 01:32:21,906 --> 01:32:23,533 That doesn't look good. 1349 01:32:23,703 --> 01:32:26,289 But it's fake, so there's nothing to worry about. 1350 01:32:26,314 --> 01:32:29,274 The kids are in the kill zone. 1351 01:32:29,954 --> 01:32:31,594 Great work, Guterman. 1352 01:32:34,180 --> 01:32:36,222 - What? - Happy here. Happy Hogan here. 1353 01:32:36,260 --> 01:32:37,260 I know. What do you want? 1354 01:32:37,285 --> 01:32:39,245 Oh, great. Mr. Stark was going through his belongings, 1355 01:32:39,270 --> 01:32:41,597 apparently he owes a surfboard that you left behind. 1356 01:32:41,621 --> 01:32:42,910 - What? - People over there said 1357 01:32:42,935 --> 01:32:44,438 they didn't think that Nick Fury's a surfer. 1358 01:32:44,463 --> 01:32:45,928 The guy says, appearances can be deceiving. 1359 01:32:45,953 --> 01:32:48,922 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again. 1360 01:32:57,137 --> 01:32:59,683 Okay, Fury's got the coded message. 1361 01:33:00,129 --> 01:33:01,678 - Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. - Okay. 1362 01:33:01,703 --> 01:33:03,757 The boy called it the London Bridge but I figured it out. 1363 01:33:03,782 --> 01:33:05,776 I'm gonna go scoop them up. Okay? 1364 01:33:05,801 --> 01:33:06,688 - Yeah. - We're close. 1365 01:33:06,713 --> 01:33:07,883 - We're close. - How's the suit coming? 1366 01:33:07,908 --> 01:33:09,110 - Almost done. - Good. 1367 01:33:09,135 --> 01:33:10,735 Wait... Before you go... 1368 01:33:11,962 --> 01:33:14,492 If something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ? 1369 01:33:14,517 --> 01:33:17,459 You're gonna make it back. You'll give it to her yourself. Okay? You got this. 1370 01:33:17,484 --> 01:33:19,165 - I got this. - Now walk me through it. 1371 01:33:19,774 --> 01:33:20,978 I know it's illusion tech, right? 1372 01:33:21,003 --> 01:33:23,659 All I have to do is get on the inside of the illusion, then I can take it 1373 01:33:23,684 --> 01:33:27,049 down. Find him, and he's just a guy, so I can take EDITH right back. 1374 01:33:27,151 --> 01:33:29,604 Right. But last time, you got hit by a train. 1375 01:33:30,081 --> 01:33:32,299 True. But, this time... 1376 01:33:32,717 --> 01:33:34,553 How do I explain this... uhh... 1377 01:33:34,578 --> 01:33:37,435 - I have like a sixth sense? - The Peter-tingle. 1378 01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:40,716 That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. 1379 01:33:40,741 --> 01:33:42,786 I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it? 1380 01:33:42,826 --> 01:33:44,517 It is working. Well, I don't... I don't know if it's working... 1381 01:33:44,542 --> 01:33:46,850 Okay. So your Peter-tingle. That's the plan. 1382 01:33:46,875 --> 01:33:50,445 I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online. 1383 01:33:50,914 --> 01:33:52,447 I got this. I got this. 1384 01:34:06,471 --> 01:34:09,271 - Cue the lightning... - Cuing lightning. 1385 01:34:14,423 --> 01:34:17,219 Sir, is it still safe on the top or should we all... 1386 01:34:17,244 --> 01:34:19,016 No it's not... All right. 1387 01:34:21,358 --> 01:34:22,709 Why did the bus driver stop? 1388 01:34:22,733 --> 01:34:25,163 - The bus driver's gone. - What? 1389 01:34:25,998 --> 01:34:28,741 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control. 1390 01:34:28,766 --> 01:34:30,922 No, no, no. Don't drag me into this Roger! 1391 01:34:30,947 --> 01:34:32,634 I'm doing my best, Julius! 1392 01:34:34,047 --> 01:34:35,447 The witches are back! 1393 01:34:35,472 --> 01:34:37,641 Oh my God! Get off the bus! 1394 01:34:43,167 --> 01:34:44,967 I got you. Follow me, kids! 1395 01:35:02,473 --> 01:35:04,940 Now that is an Avengers-level threat. 1396 01:35:21,671 --> 01:35:23,148 - This way! - This way! 1397 01:35:23,469 --> 01:35:26,484 - Okay! Okay! - Flash! 1398 01:35:26,844 --> 01:35:28,625 This way, kids! Follow me! 1399 01:35:28,696 --> 01:35:31,976 - It's not real, it's not real! - That one looks pretty real to me! 1400 01:35:34,116 --> 01:35:38,303 Earth, wind, fire, water... Oh, no. They've joined forces like Power Rangers! 1401 01:35:38,623 --> 01:35:40,478 - You're thinking of Voltron. - Who? 1402 01:35:40,503 --> 01:35:42,286 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! 1403 01:35:42,311 --> 01:35:44,998 Hey, look. It's Mysterio! He's gonna save us. 1404 01:35:48,938 --> 01:35:51,577 - Wait, Mysterio knows we know. - Then we're in danger. 1405 01:35:51,602 --> 01:35:53,742 So are they. We should go. 1406 01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:56,937 Kill that witch! 1407 01:35:58,368 --> 01:36:00,336 This is for my family! 1408 01:36:02,706 --> 01:36:06,336 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. I don't see this ending well. 1409 01:36:06,368 --> 01:36:10,563 I appreciate your concern. But I never leave my men behind. 1410 01:36:12,008 --> 01:36:13,178 All right. Comms check. 1411 01:36:13,203 --> 01:36:13,791 You hear me, kid? 1412 01:36:13,816 --> 01:36:15,875 Yeah I can. It's just a little loud out here. 1413 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:17,758 - I like the new suit. - Thanks. 1414 01:36:17,860 --> 01:36:19,852 Whoa... Peter, you sure that's not real? 1415 01:36:19,877 --> 01:36:22,414 Yeah, it's just a hundred times bigger than I expected. 1416 01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:23,985 - Still the play? - Uh-huh. 1417 01:36:24,010 --> 01:36:26,494 We need to get high enough so Beck doesn't see me coming. 1418 01:36:26,519 --> 01:36:28,502 Copy. Stay sticky. 1419 01:36:31,674 --> 01:36:33,416 - Hey, Happy. - Yeah, kid? What is it? 1420 01:36:33,441 --> 01:36:36,049 We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt.... 1421 01:36:51,252 --> 01:36:52,956 Beck, report! 1422 01:36:52,981 --> 01:36:55,801 Hey, Guterman. I need a response, something quick and decisive... 1423 01:36:55,826 --> 01:36:59,113 It's all the Elementals. They somehow merged into something... 1424 01:36:59,138 --> 01:37:01,270 ... something else. Something more powerful. 1425 01:37:01,303 --> 01:37:03,708 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. 1426 01:37:08,332 --> 01:37:10,371 See, now that's some bullshit. 1427 01:37:13,364 --> 01:37:14,746 Is that...? 1428 01:37:19,265 --> 01:37:20,812 Be ready for anything. 1429 01:37:20,952 --> 01:37:21,952 Yeah. 1430 01:37:27,673 --> 01:37:30,032 Ohh, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real! 1431 01:37:34,743 --> 01:37:38,047 Whoa... That's awesome. 1432 01:38:04,025 --> 01:38:06,121 William, I've got drones breaking formation. 1433 01:38:06,146 --> 01:38:08,363 Maybe they hit a flock of birds or something. You're fine. 1434 01:38:08,387 --> 01:38:10,918 Well, I wanna see what's happening there. I'm taking manual control. 1435 01:38:17,082 --> 01:38:18,416 Do you see anything? 1436 01:38:19,332 --> 01:38:20,332 Yeah. 1437 01:38:21,267 --> 01:38:22,783 And I'm gonna kill him. 1438 01:38:27,256 --> 01:38:28,724 I hope this works! 1439 01:38:45,126 --> 01:38:46,289 You got me? 1440 01:38:51,032 --> 01:38:52,407 I gotcha. 1441 01:38:52,626 --> 01:38:54,758 Boss, the illusion is coming apart. 1442 01:38:58,195 --> 01:38:59,328 I see you. 1443 01:39:03,247 --> 01:39:05,763 - EDITH, give me some protection. - Copy. 1444 01:39:20,300 --> 01:39:21,394 Kill it. Just kill the illusion. Kill it. 1445 01:39:21,419 --> 01:39:23,080 No. I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see you. 1446 01:39:23,105 --> 01:39:25,651 They'll see what I want them to see! 1447 01:39:25,676 --> 01:39:27,893 - Do you still need the cape? - Yes, Janice. 1448 01:39:28,737 --> 01:39:29,737 I still need the cape. 1449 01:39:30,307 --> 01:39:31,208 Done. 1450 01:39:33,605 --> 01:39:35,324 Now, William, render my illusion suit. 1451 01:39:35,340 --> 01:39:36,136 Alright, hang on. 1452 01:39:36,238 --> 01:39:38,230 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! 1453 01:39:38,338 --> 01:39:39,488 There you are. 1454 01:39:43,646 --> 01:39:44,646 Easy... 1455 01:39:48,301 --> 01:39:49,864 Who the hell is that? 1456 01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:52,420 - Ned! - Happy! 1457 01:39:52,764 --> 01:39:54,911 I gotta get you guys outta here! Get on the jet! 1458 01:39:54,936 --> 01:39:56,905 - Who are you? - I work with Spider-Man, okay? 1459 01:39:56,930 --> 01:39:58,820 - You gotta get on that jet. - You work for Spider-Man? 1460 01:39:58,845 --> 01:40:01,180 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! 1461 01:40:04,350 --> 01:40:06,211 New plan. Into the tower! 1462 01:40:06,765 --> 01:40:09,625 - Happy, are you okay? - Yeah, we're okay. Just go get Beck. 1463 01:40:09,695 --> 01:40:12,123 - EDITH, target Spider-Man. - Copy. 1464 01:40:16,806 --> 01:40:18,556 I'll just kill the kids myself. 1465 01:40:33,208 --> 01:40:34,771 There you are. 1466 01:40:37,153 --> 01:40:40,193 Into the crown jewels vault! Go, go, go! 1467 01:40:44,535 --> 01:40:46,973 Go into the vault. The walls are eight feet thick. 1468 01:40:46,998 --> 01:40:48,567 - Go into the vault! - What? 1469 01:40:48,592 --> 01:40:50,263 Into the vault! Go! 1470 01:40:52,325 --> 01:40:53,661 Take cover! 1471 01:41:25,467 --> 01:41:26,982 I see you. 1472 01:41:35,374 --> 01:41:36,459 Go! 1473 01:41:43,515 --> 01:41:45,264 How does Cap do that? 1474 01:41:54,902 --> 01:41:58,089 Happy? Say something, please. Just let me know you're alive. 1475 01:41:58,114 --> 01:42:00,629 - I'm here! I'm here. - Oh, Happy! Thank God. 1476 01:42:00,668 --> 01:42:02,253 I bought us some time. 1477 01:42:03,496 --> 01:42:04,395 But not much. 1478 01:42:04,420 --> 01:42:07,395 I'm trying to get to Beck but I can't shake these drones. 1479 01:42:21,738 --> 01:42:22,862 Gotcha. 1480 01:42:45,066 --> 01:42:46,442 Goin' up! 1481 01:43:23,387 --> 01:43:24,488 Finally. 1482 01:43:24,582 --> 01:43:26,201 Hey, William? How are we doing? 1483 01:43:26,226 --> 01:43:28,310 Illusion almost back up. 1484 01:43:28,755 --> 01:43:30,903 I don't know how you're gonna spin this. 1485 01:43:45,579 --> 01:43:47,602 Great. No webs. 1486 01:44:00,321 --> 01:44:01,618 Are we gonna die? 1487 01:44:01,643 --> 01:44:03,384 Nobody dies on my watch. 1488 01:44:05,470 --> 01:44:08,438 I wasted my life playing video games and we're gonna die! 1489 01:44:09,322 --> 01:44:12,485 I have a fake ID. And I've never even used it. 1490 01:44:13,136 --> 01:44:15,792 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me! 1491 01:44:15,817 --> 01:44:20,370 Hey! If it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you. 1492 01:44:21,171 --> 01:44:23,108 Spider-Man follows me? 1493 01:44:23,327 --> 01:44:24,389 I saved us, guys! 1494 01:44:24,414 --> 01:44:26,405 If you saved us, then why are we about to die? 1495 01:44:26,585 --> 01:44:29,186 - Stop it! - I'm sorry! Okay? 1496 01:44:29,211 --> 01:44:32,820 I just... I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings. 1497 01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:35,889 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. 1498 01:44:39,903 --> 01:44:41,322 We're sharing, right? 1499 01:45:20,307 --> 01:45:21,768 Your lies are over, Beck. 1500 01:45:22,963 --> 01:45:27,502 This certainly isn't ideal, but... I have contingencies. EDITH? 1501 01:45:35,699 --> 01:45:37,284 Just give me the glasses. 1502 01:45:38,347 --> 01:45:39,722 You want these? 1503 01:45:41,634 --> 01:45:42,986 Come and get them. 1504 01:45:52,620 --> 01:45:54,213 Come on, Peter-tingle. 1505 01:46:18,916 --> 01:46:20,376 Why aren't these drones firing? 1506 01:46:20,401 --> 01:46:22,197 You're in the strike zone. The chance of getting hit... 1507 01:46:22,222 --> 01:46:25,925 No, fire all the drones now! 1508 01:46:44,837 --> 01:46:45,837 Beck! 1509 01:46:49,993 --> 01:46:50,993 Beck... 1510 01:46:51,766 --> 01:46:53,101 You lied to me. 1511 01:46:53,972 --> 01:46:56,532 - I trusted you. - I know. 1512 01:46:56,557 --> 01:47:00,620 That's the most... disappointing part. 1513 01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:03,939 You're a good person, Peter. 1514 01:47:06,186 --> 01:47:07,993 Such a weakness... 1515 01:47:10,013 --> 01:47:11,833 Stark was right. 1516 01:47:12,365 --> 01:47:14,013 You do deserve them. 1517 01:47:25,626 --> 01:47:27,596 You can't trick me anymore. 1518 01:47:31,205 --> 01:47:33,173 EDITH, turn off the drones! 1519 01:47:33,869 --> 01:47:37,072 Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. 1520 01:47:37,189 --> 01:47:39,306 Shall I execute all cancellation protocols? 1521 01:47:39,331 --> 01:47:41,151 Do it. Execute them all. 1522 01:47:41,176 --> 01:47:42,526 Confirmed. 1523 01:47:51,054 --> 01:47:52,546 Give me the spear. 1524 01:47:53,435 --> 01:47:54,882 That's a halberd. 1525 01:47:59,936 --> 01:48:01,037 Thank you. 1526 01:48:05,009 --> 01:48:07,006 How could you do all of this? 1527 01:48:07,548 --> 01:48:08,985 You'll see, Peter. 1528 01:48:10,048 --> 01:48:13,376 People tend to believe... 1529 01:48:14,626 --> 01:48:16,376 And nowadays... 1530 01:48:18,395 --> 01:48:20,507 they'll believe anything. 1531 01:48:31,286 --> 01:48:32,464 Is he... 1532 01:48:33,666 --> 01:48:34,939 Is this real? 1533 01:48:36,404 --> 01:48:38,595 All illusions are down, Peter. 1534 01:48:55,002 --> 01:48:56,502 Where are you going? 1535 01:49:04,494 --> 01:49:05,494 MJ. 1536 01:49:07,559 --> 01:49:09,348 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. Are you okay? 1537 01:49:09,364 --> 01:49:12,012 - Yeah. - Is everybody also okay? 1538 01:49:12,037 --> 01:49:13,497 Everyone's okay. 1539 01:49:14,991 --> 01:49:15,968 What happened? 1540 01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:20,562 There was this... the drones, and they were following us, and then, they just stopped. 1541 01:49:22,001 --> 01:49:23,587 - Was that you? - Yeah. 1542 01:49:24,757 --> 01:49:26,155 Did you get him? 1543 01:49:29,210 --> 01:49:31,444 - Yeah. - Well, I, umm... 1544 01:49:32,128 --> 01:49:33,635 brought that. 1545 01:49:34,362 --> 01:49:37,432 - In case you needed some help. - Thanks. 1546 01:49:39,764 --> 01:49:41,693 Anyway, uh... 1547 01:49:41,865 --> 01:49:44,308 There was this sweaty guy, in the tower with us. 1548 01:49:44,333 --> 01:49:46,748 I think, he like, works for you or something. 1549 01:49:47,060 --> 01:49:48,060 He, um... 1550 01:49:48,357 --> 01:49:49,662 He gave me this. 1551 01:49:49,748 --> 01:49:50,748 No... 1552 01:49:51,256 --> 01:49:52,256 No! 1553 01:49:53,625 --> 01:49:56,880 Oh, MJ, I am so sorry. I had this plan, this stupid plan, 1554 01:49:56,905 --> 01:49:58,436 and I wrote it all down, and I was gonna buy you 1555 01:49:58,461 --> 01:50:00,545 this. I'll give it to you in Paris, at the top... 1556 01:50:04,834 --> 01:50:06,107 Did you kiss me? 1557 01:50:08,826 --> 01:50:13,107 I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people... 1558 01:50:15,294 --> 01:50:16,669 ... so I lied. 1559 01:50:18,329 --> 01:50:22,596 I wasn't just watching you 'cause I thought you were Spider-Man. 1560 01:50:26,930 --> 01:50:28,375 That's great. 1561 01:50:29,688 --> 01:50:31,441 Black Dahlia. Like... 1562 01:50:31,466 --> 01:50:33,696 - The murder. Yeah. - The murder. Yeah. 1563 01:50:34,570 --> 01:50:36,039 I'm sorry it's broken. 1564 01:50:36,508 --> 01:50:38,547 I actually like it better broken. 1565 01:50:40,298 --> 01:50:41,758 I really like you. 1566 01:50:43,192 --> 01:50:44,725 I really like you, too. 1567 01:50:59,184 --> 01:51:00,605 Okay. I should, umm... 1568 01:51:00,668 --> 01:51:03,730 I should walk... probably get back to the class. 1569 01:51:03,762 --> 01:51:05,137 I'll go and.... 1570 01:51:06,309 --> 01:51:08,012 ... yeah. I don't know. 1571 01:51:09,902 --> 01:51:11,246 Just in case. 1572 01:51:19,194 --> 01:51:23,952 Yeah. No, no, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. 1573 01:51:24,093 --> 01:51:27,608 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed, too. I gotta go. 1574 01:51:29,135 --> 01:51:32,078 Well, I'm glad you're alive. I guess the coded message worked. 1575 01:51:32,103 --> 01:51:34,877 "Appearances can be deceiving." 1576 01:51:34,902 --> 01:51:37,253 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. 1577 01:51:37,348 --> 01:51:38,386 It worked. 1578 01:51:38,411 --> 01:51:41,284 Only because I had serious doubts about Beck from the beginning. 1579 01:51:41,309 --> 01:51:43,242 Not true. He had zero doubts. 1580 01:51:46,463 --> 01:51:47,869 Where's Parker? 1581 01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:51,451 - He's with the girl. - I need to speak with him. 1582 01:51:52,390 --> 01:51:53,437 He'll call you. 1583 01:51:53,625 --> 01:51:54,625 He'll ca --- 1584 01:51:58,375 --> 01:52:00,968 Okay! Great! 1585 01:52:00,993 --> 01:52:04,226 Well he better. Or it's your ass. 1586 01:52:05,188 --> 01:52:08,305 And don't even think about ghosting me. 1587 01:52:25,316 --> 01:52:27,300 You sure no one else has figured it out? 1588 01:52:27,325 --> 01:52:30,660 Yeah. It's not like anybody really pays attention to you. 1589 01:52:31,339 --> 01:52:32,387 Ouch. 1590 01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:33,980 Except for me. 1591 01:52:34,394 --> 01:52:36,487 - Aww. Thanks. - Don't be late. 1592 01:52:36,512 --> 01:52:38,184 I won't. See you later. 1593 01:52:38,209 --> 01:52:40,996 - You guys are so cute. - Thanks. 1594 01:52:42,404 --> 01:52:44,238 I was thinking that maybe we should all... 1595 01:52:44,472 --> 01:52:46,416 I don't know, like go on a double date or something. 1596 01:52:46,441 --> 01:52:48,812 - Oh... we broke up. - Oh... we broke up. 1597 01:52:48,837 --> 01:52:50,471 No! What... why? 1598 01:52:50,496 --> 01:52:53,381 Men and women grow apart. But the journey they 1599 01:52:53,406 --> 01:52:56,362 shared together will always be a part of them. 1600 01:52:57,602 --> 01:53:00,172 - You are so wise. - Thank you. 1601 01:53:02,860 --> 01:53:04,055 Hello, Gerald. 1602 01:53:05,264 --> 01:53:07,108 Could Mother not make it? 1603 01:53:13,253 --> 01:53:13,839 May! 1604 01:53:13,864 --> 01:53:16,495 I promise you... He's here! Don't give me a ticket. 1605 01:53:19,058 --> 01:53:20,870 So glad you're okay! 1606 01:53:21,303 --> 01:53:24,339 No. For real, I'm good. I'm actually really... fine. 1607 01:53:24,364 --> 01:53:26,308 Let's go. Where are your bags? 1608 01:53:26,333 --> 01:53:28,387 - Oh, right. They got blown up. - Yeah. 1609 01:53:32,824 --> 01:53:35,989 I've kept my identity pretty guarded, these past couple of years. 1610 01:53:36,101 --> 01:53:40,543 I faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. 1611 01:53:40,686 --> 01:53:43,240 So, it's time for the truth to be out there. 1612 01:53:46,341 --> 01:53:48,093 Are you dating? 1613 01:53:48,483 --> 01:53:49,647 - Not really. - Yes. 1614 01:53:50,851 --> 01:53:51,952 What? 1615 01:53:52,671 --> 01:53:54,624 - I... think... - ... summer fling. 1616 01:53:54,679 --> 01:53:56,585 Yes, that evolves and grows like... 1617 01:53:56,610 --> 01:53:57,901 I still don't know where it's going to go. 1618 01:53:57,913 --> 01:54:00,342 - ... opens you wherever it might lead. - Anywhere. 1619 01:54:00,367 --> 01:54:01,594 And to share with people... 1620 01:54:01,619 --> 01:54:03,844 But we'll always be friends no matter what. 1621 01:54:03,875 --> 01:54:07,008 I'm gonna go, because I've got a date... Uh.... 1622 01:54:07,561 --> 01:54:08,561 We all are interconnected... 1623 01:54:08,586 --> 01:54:09,586 Bye! 1624 01:55:06,437 --> 01:55:06,938 - Hey! - Hey! 1625 01:55:06,969 --> 01:55:08,234 Sorry I'm late. 1626 01:55:08,432 --> 01:55:09,422 It's fine. 1627 01:55:09,469 --> 01:55:11,053 - You ready? - Yeah. 1628 01:55:11,078 --> 01:55:12,453 You're gonna love this. 1629 01:55:12,691 --> 01:55:15,224 Okay! Okay! Okay! 1630 01:55:16,335 --> 01:55:18,950 I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. 1631 01:55:21,467 --> 01:55:25,303 I'm not looking. I'm not looking! 1632 01:55:37,010 --> 01:55:42,175 subbed by: FujiFilm69 (iamdepressd69) 1633 01:57:41,293 --> 01:57:43,957 You can put me down now! You can put me down now! 1634 01:57:45,835 --> 01:57:46,921 You okay? 1635 01:57:50,892 --> 01:57:53,720 Yeah! Yeah, I'm okay. Just.... 1636 01:57:53,962 --> 01:57:56,931 Never, never doing that again. I'm never doing that again. 1637 01:57:56,955 --> 01:57:59,399 Okay. Well, I should probably get out of here. 1638 01:57:59,424 --> 01:58:01,454 - Be safe. - See you later. 1639 01:58:04,101 --> 01:58:06,116 This is breaking news. 1640 01:58:06,249 --> 01:58:08,952 We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. 1641 01:58:08,976 --> 01:58:11,796 An anonymous source provided this video, it shows 1642 01:58:11,821 --> 01:58:15,952 Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. 1643 01:58:15,992 --> 01:58:18,632 A warning: You may find this video disturbing. 1644 01:58:18,695 --> 01:58:20,510 I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift 1645 01:58:20,535 --> 01:58:22,554 but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. 1646 01:58:22,585 --> 01:58:24,506 Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has 1647 01:58:24,531 --> 01:58:26,811 an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. 1648 01:58:26,836 --> 01:58:30,502 He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else. 1649 01:58:30,627 --> 01:58:32,408 Are you sure you want to commence the drone 1650 01:58:32,433 --> 01:58:34,728 attack? There will be significant casualities. 1651 01:58:34,921 --> 01:58:37,259 Do it. Execute them all. 1652 01:58:41,258 --> 01:58:44,207 This shocking video was released earlier today on 1653 01:58:44,232 --> 01:58:47,214 the controversial news website 'thedailybugle.net.' 1654 01:58:47,239 --> 01:58:50,520 There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man 1655 01:58:50,545 --> 01:58:53,567 was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! 1656 01:58:53,598 --> 01:58:57,724 An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who 1657 01:58:57,749 --> 01:59:03,202 will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! 1658 01:59:03,609 --> 01:59:06,905 But that's not all folks, here's the real blockbuster. 1659 01:59:06,930 --> 01:59:08,466 Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down. 1660 01:59:08,491 --> 01:59:11,046 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is --- 1661 01:59:13,864 --> 01:59:16,965 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker! 1662 01:59:17,887 --> 01:59:18,919 What the fu --- 128522